/cric/

Zachy b AKA the grim rapist

no wonder zachy is fond of pakis

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only 15 mins to go to the shop and get more beer
might just try to sleep instead

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>43rd odi century for kohli
HOW MANY FUCKING MORE WILL HE SCORE???

I dont think I properly appreciate the fact that i get to live in the age of Kohli, Smith and Williamson. Im worried that i might be taking it for granted.

>nonce zealand calling zachLORD a rapist
yodeling

THE GOAT

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the Diddler of Dorset

thanks mate we get it think of something new now

don’t feel like Uni today lads

>AVE > 60
;)

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the Assailant of Aotearoa

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2 different posters kek

at the grounds lads

youtu.be/OvYtx1azXVI
CRICKINO
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Tomorrow is soon.

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the taco bell terror

just looked out the window, doesn't bode well

It'll clear up a bit at sunrise during the inversion thingy that happens. There'll be ashes tomorrow.

>Kohli statpads another ton against island niggers
>woaaah le goat how does he le do it ladies

the incel pedo richo

>fails miserably at the world cup
>kohli is total SHIT fuck him always fucking choking

>hits ton in series right afterwards
>omg GOAT

alri

press folks should be asking Kohli why he CHOKES in big stakes matches and keep asking it until he acknowledges it ngl bla x

based and redballed

x

Rain is comfy. If you don't like rain you can go fuck yourself.
Shit tier sport btw

i swear theres soem money gonig around with the insane amoutn every single person in the media sucks him off
every time its india vs Australia he's the main show and every one says hes the best in the world and loves pressure but every series he chokes under pressure and our biggest problem is pujara if its a test or Poohit if its an ODI

reckon you'd love cricket if you learn it

>britbong cucks so afraid they have to rig the weather

Sasuga weak pommie dicks

following up on dis, bcci should sack shastri and END the Kohli-Shastri hegemony. heads must be rolling rn after India's loss in the wc. instead, we have India playing some meaningless series
just my 2 runs bla x

comfy is just another word for boring

Breaking in my new speedcross 4s with a 20k run through the hills lads. Wish me luck

>running
do you really hate yourself that much?

be careful. I hear the hills are full of homosexual rapists wearing speedcross 5s (slightly faster than you)

based speedspouter

Quite Liking the Top Ten Bowlers lads

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they call me nothing

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kagiso mascara

huge fan of these lad

hmm
racist?

hate Pissrat

Big fan of rumbaba

Had one when I was at cumulus Inc after the last ashes boxing day test. Delish

I plan to one for most sixes by active players, but so hard because i gotta scrounge around so many player stat pages and see if they are still playing

youtube.com/watch?v=oZ0pCxG5Iok

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looking good mate

Where cricket at?

the biblical fourty days and nights of rain was actually expressing exasperation at lack of time to play cricket

>taylor
grim

>none of the lankans can bowl good short balls
santner century on the cards here

Failor.

Loss Tailor

Le 86 and out man

went magnet fishing today lads
caught a rusted out exhaust pipe, some nails, and some bits of hematite

>hematite
>magnetic

are gfs magnetic

*rubs magnet on girl*

hmm

big fan of shitners batting

For me, it's cummingtonite.

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OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

Wrong

hematite often has magnetite embedded in it
this thing was pretty weakly magnetic but it stuck to the magnet and was clearly hematite

what do we do when steve smith drops 350* tonight off 100 balls

its probably magnetite

I CAN FEEL IT

Jesus wept Southee you brainlet.

yikes southee

You're thinking of Intheairtonite

for me its chickentonite

>somerville
>its winter
uhh

COMING IN YOUR HEIR TONIGHT

it's a smooth thing, weakly magnetic, somewhat teardrop shaped, about the size of a piece of birdshot, that makes a red streak when rubbed against unglazed ceramic

Will Somerville score a century?

With that six, Tim Southee ties Sachin Tendulkar for sixes hit in a test career

Public Holiday lad

kek watch kiwis say he's as good as sachin now on the grounds that they have the same number of boundaries

nah, sachin is as good as a nz test bowler

oi geobro, so is this thing hematite or no?

caramel tart and cuppa looms

yeah uh okay yeah uuhh yeah okay bruce okay just waiting okay ball tracking yeah... yeah ball tracking

>Shubbo & Shubbo, attorneys at law
>Shubbo M.D.
>Dr. Shubbo, geologist
is there anything this guy doesn't do?

Reminder that Sachin is the greatest Play ever (except bradderz) and anything to do contrary is heresy

trent boult is better than bradman

probs shouldnt have had that cuppa and caramel tart

feeling very full on the cards

shoulda gone for the coffee instead mate
then about 15 minutes after you're done you'd be ready to blow mud

kek

Reckon this should be enough

The all rounder Trent Boult

already had my daily shit. but it was an after grog bog so probs waiting for another one to poke its head out later.

Love a good last wicket stand.

Isnt it summer in the uk

not the last wicket lad

Fuck, so it isn't. 400 on the cards confirmed.

should start swinging and bowl them out quick i reckon

Can't see Shit Lanka scoring more than 100 on this pitch

*bats for an entire day*

when australia isnt playing cric becomes the misc

why are there incels in here actually posting about cricket

gonna get stoned and try playing cricket 19 on the hardest difficulty

>LE U R LE ENSELL XDDDD

>nonce zealand actually discussing the cricket
reckon there must be some children's team playing or summat

ah yes the england cricket simulator

enjoy losing

I certainly seem to be repelling them

probably because nobody knows how they work

fell right into kane williamsons trap here

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Somerville's average moves to 17.

almost as funny as that webm of the dog sucking its own dick

Small Flat white, no sugar is the thinking man's coffee order

for me the humble long black

>small flat white

ah yes the epstein order

>ah yes the england cricket simulator
does it look like this?

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It's spelled Einstein mate. Get it right

for me it's small flat yellow, no sugar

looks like this

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shan't tolerate islamophobia or sexism in /cric/ lads

thats fine. the door is over there >>>/reddit/

could use a wicket

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>southee

KEK what an image! mind if I save it?

Have it friend, it's yours

Thanks, user.

perth style long mac

looms

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Who are (You) rolling for?

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certain incel pedo conspicuously missing

please get a wicket, thank u new zealand blackcaps

imagine forgetting the #1 face of /cric/

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pub

If I take a picture of my dick will you add it?

that's hardly a face is it

Choosy cunt aren't ya

I remember guys by dicks rather than faces

based statsy

based statsy

thanks, leftcurve

I feel like wickettonite

*searches the archive for 'statsy'*

For those of us who can't be bothered fully watching irrelevant nigger cricket:

youtube.com/watch?v=ejkgfqDy0t0

NEW ZEALANDS BRAVE AJAZ PATEL

won't be clicking on that in protest for the use of certain words

JAZZY JAZZY JAZZY

based
fighting nasty racists one small step at a time

based

the incel pedo richo

so wait, there's blind cricket
is there fat cricket? asking for a friend

Already into the tail

that first wicket was no doubt a positive. we'll be looking to replicate that sort of play after lunch, but at the expense of less runs.

horrific news lads

just realised that the pub will be showing the rugby and not the cricket

No other cricket on today lads

Pubs should hold a democratic vote to determine the tv channel. Not really fair that the fat fuck gets to choose when there are far more intelligent, educated and handsome patrons that would make better decisions if given an opportunity.

imagine actually thinking the fat pubmeister doesn't have better taste in sport, drink, and women than you by virtue of merely fucking existing

Whose the fat fuck that gets to choose the channel in this scenario?

the owner

>New Zealand pubs only have one tv screen
lmao nation of povvos

the manager isnt even a man its a nice middle aged lady who is rather pleasing on the eyes if do say so myself

Pubs aren't really for sport. Sports pubs here have like 30 screens

Based Kyrgiwog did it again lads

based kyrGOD making working the pasty angl*ids into a finna shoot

>but the sanctity of tennis simply cann-
WOGGED

so do most pubs

love Kyrgios lads

tennis is a good sport but full of autists that the wogGOD has on a string

found it ezy

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Most regular pubs around me have a few screens

such a fucking stupid attitude
how how you have to show """respect""" it's a fucking sport let the wog have a spray

‘This Will Be The End Of Kyrgios’ Says Increasingly Nervous Angl*id For Seventh Time This Year

>Surely tennis authorities need to show something that resembles a backbone and deal with him accordingly.
>Tennis is a peculiar sport in that it actually allows its officials to be abused by players.
>The level of respect is minimal, the consequences even less.
haha sure mate, this only ever occurs in tennis

if anything players are held to a higher standard than afl/rugby/soccer

pretty much this
autism is reigning supreme given how the tour is set up, the wog is needed to stir things up

not talking about the rules but the culture
footy player gives an umpire shit and the whole nation is behind him, tennis player does so and they're a disgrace that needs to be banned

wonder if richo was behind epsteins death

sorry when I said "haha sure mate" I was talking about the guy that wrote the greentext, it's from an article I pulled
I'm agreeing with you, all these people having a go at him when this same stuff happens in afl/rugby/soccer

ah yeah fair

Mainly that line "Tennis is a peculiar sport in that it actually allows its officials to be abused by players." really shits me. Completely taken out of perspective

old AFL ads used the feature the players going off at umpires as a selling point of the league lmao

BASED Con Stavros

based retard

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Everytime kygishit acts up they should execute a wog

bring on santner or else

i sail on these waves
hey

where's the fuckin wag

reckon they should choose Starc since it's a four day test now
wicket taking ability > economy

England aren't quite shit enough that Starc can just bowl a couple of in swinging yorkers and clean them all up.
If you want to take English test wickets you have to stop them scoring and build pressure, that's why Starcs got the arse.

thinking starc is anything more than shit is the mark of a casual

Yeah but building pressure takes time
This match will most likely end up as a draw anyway, might as well bring in an x-factor for a small chance of a win

4 days is more than sufficient

Australia cleaned up England in 3 days during the fifth test in 2015 all thanks to Siddle building pressure

Also if you give him a proper outing now you can at least determine if he should play later in the series or not at all

already made a determination: he's played his last test

alright fair

L O L imagine supporting and watching a """"""sport"""""" that can't be played when a bit of a drizzle comes around
L O L
O
L

So lads here the top players of fours and sixes
Top row is fours, bottom is sixes

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imagine living in a country where the population gets culled by 0 (ZERO) potatoes

griget :DDDDX

Imagine getting so triggered over the statement of a FACT lmaooooooo

So here is the table
I went through every team and only picked from those who have played a match this year as if i did last year, some players like AB de Villiers would be on the list although he has retired. Basically going for active current players
It is just 10 on both list as i figured its only fours and sixes that matter

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not sure what the criteria is or what you're doing and quite frankly I don't care to find out

Adding on to this as i forgot
last two coloums are four/sixes per innings
last one is fours/sixes every x amount of balls

Eirelad: 102 runs (SR: 600.00)
The incel pedo richo: 0 wickets for 102 runs

Cheers lad
i just get bored so doing some shit with numbers as i like numbers

lol imagine being a cricket player being mad at a free shower

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cute :3

kek
KEK
K E K

*be based*

another wicket boys NZ looking GOOD

made that whole thing and somebody posted it on reddit
do you have it with all the players?

feel a sense of pride whenever I see a brazillian master a new technology such as a VPN

Jazzy

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Will Somerville ever bowl another over again?

waiting for the hilarious joke reply

Kane part time spin will be the ticket

They will play today but will lose another half day on Day 3, whole match is fucked.

need mitchy

>paying attention to cricket matches played in England
Literally all illegitimate

we have mitchy

I'm going to Sydney alone

drop in to see goosey

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>reviewing when the ball's missing leg by a foot

imagine being a new zealander...

strong grade cricketer influence there

>the virgin niggardly reviewer
>the chad review every shout

t. watson

The dictionary definition of chad.

cerealguy.png Ajaz Patel will surely poo in loo
*he poos but not in loo*
cerealguyspitting.png

wrong

I'll give you a clue, as you see in the pic that play has been halted, now where the ball could be? ;)

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>in an open relationship
>been fucking slags on tinder
>wtf my long distance gf had sex with a man as per our arrangement

>she thinks escorts only means a callgirl
are people really that dumb?

>rains
>gets cancelled
LMAO, imagine being an international multimillion sport and a few wetbois can just stop you outright HAHAHAHAHAHA

who are you quoting bro?

business idea: play an entire ashes series at marvel stadium

afl.com.au/afleducation/inclusion-and-vilification

doing some light reading lads

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going to have a quick skim before the freo game this saturday, can't have a behavioural enforcement officer kicking me out for barracking too hard

santner would be unplayable if he could actually spin the ball

wtf i love niggers now

The faces of /cric/. JPG

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*drops more stinky numbers*

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not racist not against migration but find the idea that we as australians have to bend over backwards to accept the culture of migrants is ridiculous really if they want to move here then the onus is on them to conform to the culture of the majority. just flat out don't understand it. my grandparents were migrants and when they came they made sure they learnt english as quickly as possible and adapted to australian culture. should be what comes with being a citizen.

Sri Lanka will find a way to fuck this up

fixed it for you

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I swear to god I have a worse face than 90% of these guys what is their problem? they'll spend a grand on a gpu but $40 on their outfit and haircut combined and then kill themselves because no pussy

haha yeah awesome mate *walks off and talks to someone else*

m8 all racist say they aren't racist
might have to report you to the AFP desu, cant stand racism here in my /cric/ threads

White Australians don't have culture you dopey cunt

richo going in

educating myself via the cultural fact sheets
s.afl.com.au/staticfile/AFL Tenant/AFL/Files/Respect and Responsibility/FactSheet_Africa2017.pdf

brown hands typed this post

just been informed that I might be racist lads going to seek cultural sensitivity training

all me

lmao half are whiteys

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Good job lad, nothing to gain from being racist
Just gotta be nice to people and respect them lad

Why le fuck don't they just start play an hour earlier given we missed all of yesterday
They were starting world cup matches at 10am

Almost 3/4 with Zimbabwe and Mauritius lmao

If white people didn't want to be replaced they shouldn't have let China and India explode above a billion people each. Simple.

For whatever reason England dont start early even thought they should so bad light doesn't have a chance to stop earlier

good point
anyone want to sign my petition to nuke India and China?

I count the corpses on my left, I find I'm not so tidy
So I better get away, better make it today
I've cut twenty-three down since Friday
But I can't control it, my face is drawn
My instinct still emotes it
I slash them cold, I kill them dead
I broke the gooks, I cracked their heads
I'll bomb them out from under the beds

what did Bowie mean by this

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bodyline_(miniseries)
might give this a watch

Mate if you're racist enough and kick cunts out of your country you can literally take all their land and resources. Seems like a lot to gain if you ask me

wasn't sure with Mauritius

only person I know from there was a whitey but I didn't know how typical that was

need to exclude Egyptians too I reckon, obviously not white but not black either. arguable that the Ethiopians are the same

Pretty sure this was Mark Wahlberg

Seems like someone else needs to seek cultural sensitivity training
Dont make me report you to your police force Poo Peelander for racism

it's dogshit

>White Australians don't have culture you dopey cunt

>he says in the /cric/ thread while we wait for the 2nd ashes test to start

kek

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Yeah I know a whitoid from Mauritius
I think it would be mostly whites emigrating since there's no jobs there and we tend to be more industrious than Indians and Blacks (no offence)

Indians were there in the first place because they were industrious mate, they literally ran British Africa

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Look who made this thread you poof. New Zealand runs /cric/ and we're all here for NZ vs SL.

Fuck off with your ashes garbage back to Facebook and reddit

*turns on private session on Spotify*
*searches Kerser*

They were merely the traders.

Yeah but for some reason they never left, there's still tons in East Africa and the Pacific
And it was more like small businesses over trained jobs like you have today

Oh is that match still going? I actually didn't know.
Anyway the point is: international test cricket wouldn't even be a thing without the rivalry of Australia keeping it interesting for all those years.

Do you actually give a shit what your mates see you listening to?

when it's Kerser yeah

I would if I was listening to that shit

this is grim

Just had a listen to Kerser. I withdraw my comments, yeeeesh.

>nigger """"music""""
YIKES

kerser is the sickest

just caught a friend listening to Kerser on spotify. me and the lads have decided to bash him

Kerser represents from area lads
I respect him

t. 360

>put off prac report until today
>find out it's due tomorrow
bit grim today /cric/
on the other hand i saw the new tarankino and enjoyed it
how's your day and what's for dinner /cric/? for me it's reheated pasta with the vindaloo from last night's takeout on it

I turn private mode on when I listen to my chemical romance and dashboard confessional

I literally know nothing about Australian hiphop but googling these two guys they look and sound exactly the same

>having friends who can see your spotify listens

evening lads.

Mad that its morning and I'm an hour into work, want to swap places haha

feel like pure shit just want the ashes to start

Going to go to sleep as the ashes starts

sucked in haha

great

these batsmen are getting so fucking lucky, edges not carrying, edges saving them from lbw, edges missing the stumps, wagner not playing

If a sport can't be played in the rain is it even a real sport? I don't think so.

shut up portugal

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haha Peter lmao

Sneeder Griffin

Hey Lois, remember the time I made the post on /cric/?

>Somerville's economy

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Just need a quick collapse here I reckon

How can there be a rain delay ffs its sunny out!!!!!!

>le 50 and out

literally into the tail now, all out for less than 220

should have played in crushedchurch.

>We'l

Based, cucket btfo'd

quick wank I reckon

>We'll have a bowl please

those red caps look like super mario hats lmao

>bowling first
what the fuck

rain looming tomorrow so I guess they figure this is the best chance for a cheeky win

yeah that makes sense

>2019
>not having a roof on every stadium

>takeout

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hislut.com ads doing it for me as of late

business idea: rain rain go away come again another day

couldnt make a deteriorating wicket for lyon
couldnt make a fast wicket for the for Cumgod and Stork
couldnt make a road for Smoth
I think Englel just gave up and are broadcasting from behind a sprinkler

Cricket idea - sit in the stands with a mirror and make the reflection go in the bowlers eyes

has the Irish lad gone full retard because he wasn't accepted here or something?

not sure about this red day thing at lords
should have done it at another venue imo

ok ranjeep

t. 90 year old mcc duffer in a blazer

How long until lords has to change it's name to appease the muslims?

cant wait for the millionaire comms who are being paid by sky to tell us how we should all donate to the Ruth Strauss Foundation

youtu.be/shO3gc-Uqus

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Spag bol and shiraz

Yes but it's just sebbo on a proxy and he's now realising he's a woefully pedestrian cunt no matter the flag

just a lil reminder NEW ZEALAND is currently playing so if we get wickets please reply to my posts and say things like "woo" or "cool" to show a bit of support

hey mitch

cant understand a word jofra says

>lords
>it's
I wouldn't worry about such things mate

GUYS EL BOULTO GOT ONE

There's more than one Irish poster in here bud, one of them other ones is a literal Englishman.

It's is used for ownership you mong.

Big fairy ring on the pitch, very unsightly.

maybe in Australia

day off today lads

you need to lose the apostrophe in this case champ

Nope.

retard

Psilocybin and psilocin

really fucking sick of the french cunt airpods ad

Imagine growing up in an English speaking country and not knowing how to speak English.

looking forward to seeing Jofras package in the creams lads

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>mick's in charge of English grammar

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Absolutely bawling over this Ruth Strauss thing

yes actually, the apostrophe denotes the missing letter when abbreviating
>How long until lords has to change it's name
reads as
>How long until lords changes it is name
making it wrong

and
>It's is used for ownership
reads
>It is is used for ownership
you should have put quotation marks around "It's"

just trying to help you out.

not in the case of "it's" where it is used to indicate a shortening of "it is" while the one relating to ownership is "its"

its does'nt count lad

You're all wrong.

>How long until Lords has to change it is name
Makes sense to me lads

How long until Lord's has to change its name?

Yeah but did Andy really have to steal Glen's gimmick?

this
correct

So, how does good ol' Chris Gaffaney go as an umpire?

>baggy greens
>red baggy
what the FUCK

Will Lords change its name?

Cancer affects everyone mannn (including me, I literally had it)

PRAYING for cric to start to negate this sperg out

what's with all these fucking kids in red?

You know I looked it up and you're right, it really doesn't.
Possessive apostrophe's don't count for its, instead it's the other way round.

Forget what I said before, FUCK English grammar, im txt typin frm now on

just trolled all of you idiots and im taking my you's and leaving

Will Lords is a NYC based Fashion photographer m8

Fuck bowling first
just wanted to see Smith make another ton

super mario awareness day

>red numbers on the back

of course the corporate cunts wouldn't miss an opportunity to turn fucking NUMBERS into a marketing opportunity

why did they copy mcgraths gimmick?

post bairstows

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Are you in remission? My mum died of cancer in 2015, so yes I was also affected and still am to this day. But my point still stands

Lets try again.

How long until they change Lord's to Allah?

Wait, theres a slope?

>test numbers

What the NIGGER is going on here?

should be let's mate as in "let us"

yes, asians watch cricket too you racist fuck

no one would have corrected you if they didn't know what you meant.
thinking you successfully conveyed the message so thinking you're correct.

Yes. Full remission.

just the further erosion of traditions for corporate bloodsucking cunts

GONE YES PISS OFF YOU'RE OUT

Anyone else think this whited picture of Idris Elba looks like Ian Botham?

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GOT HIM
GONE
FUCK OFF

>cazzies missed the first test
this is to make it easier for you lot, even though they already had numbers on their shirts denoting what cap number in the teams history they are

Another Burns 100 incoming

>greengrocer's apostrophe

please tell me what school you went to so I can avoid sending my children there

Just got into bed

Is it shant or sha'nt?

E.g. Shan't be cricket as it is gay.

I'm not even the original dude, I'm just another chump who thought possessive apostrophes applied uniformly across the entire vocabulary.

What you gonna wank to?

shit I think I smoked too much it feels like there's 10 minutes between every delivery

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How many will Burn's make today?

I've heard they did it for the kids and if that's the case, it's fine by me. younger me would've liked it I reckon.

Don't think you'll have to worry about that m8.

Joe Burns was sent home to Australia m8

who has he got?

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Nothing mate. I'm Lying on my Shakti mat. I love it

there's nothing uniform about english mate absolute hodge podge of celtic, old german, old norse, french and latin influences

dude

Statham ish if there were no beard

sh'ouse

Who's that abbo sounding cunt on our team?

haha when I read your post it looked is said Bum's instead of Burn's

theweek.com/articles/594909/english-weird
read this article on the topic today

Idiots BTFO.

1. Its' is never correct. Your grammar and spellchecker should flag it for you. Always change it to one of the forms below.
2. It's is the contraction (abbreviated form) of "it is" and "it has." It's has no other meanings--only "it is" and "it has."
3. Its is the form to use in all other instances when you want a form of i-t-s but you are not sure which one. Its is a possessive form; that is, it shows ownership the same way Javier's or Santosh's does.
Example: The radio station has lost its license.

the game has started so I'll stop posting

Any cricket on?

Roy wicket this over

Not feeling optimistic about today.

so true

what happened to greentops in england?

GOT HIM FUCK OFF

that's what makes it one of the best in the world

GOT HIM GONE FUCK OFF BASED HAZLEWOOD

*it's

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Idiot's*

cringe

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Cop that

I bet that was the day he got his first ever phone with a camera and that was the first selfie

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lmao

>pooy

GONE

CUMGOD

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what just happened lads

WIZARD

FUCK OFF GET FUCKED

bit late for that my projecting incel friend

HAZLEGOD

GONE

GOTTEM

ON YOUR FUCKING BIKE

GET OFF THE PITCH

PLEASE, GET OFF QUICKLY BEFORE THE RAIN STARTS UP

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GONE YES GOT HIM FUCK OFF TELL YOUR STORY WALKING

KEEP WALKING BACK TO SOUTH AFRICA ROY YOU SHITCUNT

Absolutely pathetic desu. Should just disband the team and stop playing cricket at this point.

Would NOT want to be the selector responsible for leaving HazelGOD out of the first test.

Based and predictionpilled

SAME OLD AUSSIES
ALWAYS WINNING

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>this reddit commentary

ewww

I'ts

>Drop Cucktorian
>Select New South GOATsman
>instant breakthrough

kek

KEK

Lad, don't you have to head back to India soon to rig the IPL for the betting markets?

>Jason Sœ

What if your name ends in S like mine does? I've honestly never known whether to write Piers' or Piers's

its always been said that australian cricket is strong with NSW cricket is strong
so so so true

nostradamus over here

Why is Starc not playing?

this is the post

imagine your job being to play cricket, and not scoring a single run.

you had one job.

sorry to interrupt, but nz has just obtained a wicket

bairstow wicket next over

Didn;t look like he hit it, natural deviation off the pitch, should have reviewed

Like the URL

>roy following the ball to make sure he doesn't miss the nick

Who's at first slip for Australia?

Can't see his name or number.

It'd be Piers'

its always the apostrophe after the s to denote possessiveness with no s after

> When saying "eeny, meeny, miny, moe," have you ever felt like you were kind of counting? Well, you are — in Celtic numbers, chewed up over time but recognizably descended from the ones rural Britishers used when counting animals and playing games. "Hickory, dickory, dock" — what in the world do those words mean? Well, here's a clue: hovera, dovera, dick were eight, nine, and ten in that same Celtic counting list.

hmm

Hes utter trash with the red ball. Normie fuckheads whining about him not playing have 10IQ

1-1

1-0, the most dangerous lead

lads when you type 2000 characters worth of a filtered word, you can go beyond the character limit

Because we have Hazlegod playing lad

JAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZY

keep me updated lad I'm watching Ten-7 on mysky.

now this is based

we like roy

we like roy

either is fine, I go by however it's pronounced

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Lads. My tinder date last night actually asked me during sex to put it in her ass. I’d never done it before but was eager and wanted to look cool so I just said yes and got on with it. Have to say, it’s a life changing experience, I can’t believe how good an asshole feels on a dick. I’m glad I’d already made her cum because I popped within a minute or so of putting it in her ass

I sh'ant be feeling sorry for the English cricket fans

Will Smith be feeling happy about the decision to bowl right now?

nice cummo

NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE CUMMO

How many of siddle's wickets will get dropped today?

fuck moeen's gone

I love watching that show and hearing you guys talk, very neat stuff.

Cummins is so fucking shit lads. Hasn't even gotten a wicket yet

Fair enough

>misses the nick the first time
>"I've got to push further the second"
Was anyone calling for his selection? I think they're using him because they've run out of options

oi bruv want to plug it up me pooper then?

wouldnt mind trying this haha

Wait til a girl sticks a finger up your own clacker right when you're about to climax.

Mate I’m not sure Will Smith is playing. He’s American for one

On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being a bit of brown inside your peehole and 10 being a full blown nigger dick, how much shit did you get on your dick?

Good lad

I watch The Force kino as well.

>"""the home of cricket"""
>is a fucking rectangle

NEW
NEW

Because he's not as good as Cummins, Hazlewood, Siddle

NEW

Well I was wearing a confirm tbf so literally 0

Lads this folder of mine only keeps on growing

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k m8 np

>Spud
>QdK
>Abbas
>Asswin
>Poojar

Grim. They are all hideous

>apostrophe's

NZ firmly in control here.