/nfl/ - Fortune Teller Edition

That's my moms

For me? It’s Wentzs wife

Even better.

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Prove it

You're Bills tier when it comes to Superbowls. I wouldn't hold your breath.

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Is Andrew Luck a bust?

The AFCS as a division is a bust.

Remember last year after the Miami miracle the Patriots faced the Steelers and EVERYONE said the patriots would whoop them, because losing two in a row, especially against a team they stomp year in year out was unfathomable. Remember when Brady threw that awful pick and they lost? Remember how immediately after Josh Gordon left the NFL?

Everyone wrote them off from that point on. No homefield advantage. Had to beat a Chargers team that EVERYONE agreed had a better roster, and to go TO Kansas City who EVERYONE agreed had infinitely more firepower on offense that the Patriots? A better D-Line? How Andy Reid and the Chiefs as of late seemed to have the Patriots number? There was no conceivable way the Chiefs would lose at home to a team so depleted of firepower, right?

I remember.

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You're not a fan if you haven't camped out at your team's training camp at 4AM and had them sign some team gear

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2 playoff teams last year means top half of the league. 2 playoff teams the year before that too. Objectively, mathematically incorrect.

what autos did you get user

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Kyle Rudolph, Harrison Smith, Tyrone Carter, Victor the Viking, Dalvin Cook, Alexander Mattison, Isaiah Warton, Anthony Harris, Robert Griffith, Deron Smith, Irv Smith Jr., Duke Thomas

>Victor the Viking

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Who?

If he doesn’t play this year, yes.
If he only misses a handful of games and returns to top ten form when he comes back, then no. He didn’t live up to the massive hype around him but he’s not a bust...yet.
People compare him to Bradford because he’s injury prone but when he’s on the field, his peak is monumentally higher than Bradford’s peak. I’d say he’s about Carson Palmer right now. Gets hurt a lot, was done a disservice by having an absolute shitshow roster put around him for his early years, has looked very good when he’s playing but not quite elite. He’s not a Hall of Famer but I’d take him over >my team’s QB and I suspect around 20 other teams would as well.

Jealousy is a sin

I know Kyle Rudolph, but literally who are the rest of those guys?

Does the NFCS have the worst depth?

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What the fuck did he mean by this?

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3 NFCS teams made the playoffs in 2017 you dunce

It's a very nice lamp

That nigga gay.
History doesn’t matter.

>April fools day
OH NO NO NO

Not really? Are you talking about posters here or talking to people elsewhere? The only poster insisting the Steelers were going to wreck NE was kiwifag. Other people argued that the Patriots would win due to NE's previous record against the Steelers being lopsided as hell. I don't recall anyone saying "they can't lose two in a row", not even sporto talking heads.

They were playing in Pittsburgh and there were already doubts about the team that season and their ability to win on the road. Enough doubt that Vegas had the game as a pick 'em for Pittsburgh.

But yes, the rest of your narrative is accurate. Nobody gave the Patriots much of a chance of beating the Chargers, and almost everyone had the Chiefs winning against them, even people that are biased towards New England like Cowherd.

Harrison Smith is our 4 time pro-bowl Free Safety
Dalvin Cook and Alex Mattison are our RB1 and RB2
Anthony Harris is our SS
Irv Smith Jr. was just fucking drafted in the second round
The others are back ups or third stringers and Victor the Viking is our mascot

Hry that's almost as big as my dick

With Irsay still in control, is it any wonder Josh McDaniels backed out of coaching there? Look how they handle Luck's injuries. What a joke of an organization.

>With Irsay still in control
Because he literally owns the team you dunce

was anything different implied in his post?

fucking BASED

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Is there a more hate-able team than the Redskins?

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it's R*dskins, stop being racist.

Last 2 digits decides your team's mvp

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Rolling for the Pats.

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>Gostkowski
Hmmm

packers
pls no retired number

Rolling for burrs

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Raiders

fullback #3 on the depth chart, fucking nice

>long snapper Patrick Scales
...uhm, someone describe how this happens, I'm having trouble seeing it.

Your team is going to be that fucked by injuries, user. It's not a good thing.

>63
I’ll get you a new number. That number is ugly.

let's find out

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2017 was two seasons ago. Do you know how much a roster and staffing can change in that time, you genuine retard?

Rollin

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ABDULLAH GONNA MAKE THE SCENE

It was our new DT Westbrook but ok

taylor rapp will be a first team all pro safety

also the only chad asian in the nfl

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>Davion Davis
uh sure
>ameer abdullah
o i am laffin

Pants

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>tfw no Bojangles in my state
Bad feel

Elite QBs only

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>Harrison Smith is eli-

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I love lamp

rolling for eagles

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>Sid Jones breakout year incoming
Based

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Hey bros, can you believe Touchdown Tom is a cheater? *Kisses son on mouth*

>why isn't a safety good at tight man coverage on a go route?
KYS idiot

>the Vikings had the best safety pair in the leag-
I was so excited when >we signed this guy....

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In the midst of a conversation regarding the best throws of his career – Brady seemed to focus that discussion on big plays to guys like Randy Moss, Donte Stallworth, David Patten, Brandon Tate and Troy Brown, the latter’s an 82-yard overtime winner in Miami in 2003 that TB 12 described as a “great throw, that’s definitely top-10” – the G.O.A.T. alluded to two of Mahomes’ most eye-catching highlights from last season.

“No left-handed passes, or no no-look passes yet. But I’m working on those. So those might be in the repertoire this year. We have to try to add something to the top-10. This could be cool,” Brady told the Greg Hill Show.

>Chiefs are going to lose in the AFCCG
>When Tom Brady throws a no look pass for a touchdown for the victory, his eyes? Firmly on Patrick Mahomes on the sidelines, with a smile

C O P E
O
P
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Raiders rolling

We /nickcity/ now, Nick Nelson gonna burst out on on to the scene with Gareon Conley

>that one player who you always liked but nobody really knew that well
For me, it’s Orleans Darkwa. He was the running back for the New Yoke Gnats in the horrible 2017 season. With a horrible line he was able to rush for around 800 yards with an offense that was only supplemented that season with checkdown plays by a geriatric quarterback to receivers signed off of waivers (Shep, OBJ, Marshall all got injured early in the season). Also beat the Denver Broncos who at the time I believe had the #1 rated running defense by running the ball down their throats all game. I just remember him being the kind of back that didn’t have any fancy moves or exceptional speed. He just always followed the written-up plan and lowered his shoulder for extra yards, just a reliable guy. I’m super excited for Barkley’s future in NY but I can’t thank Darkwa enough for saving the gnats from being Cleveland-tier at that time.

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Rollin

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Rollcowboys

the guy got caught looking into the backfied on a double move, weak ass deflection

Taco charlton will never be mvps lel

>throws absolute bombs that elite receiver Adam Thielen always catches

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Why do I get the feeling that the colts are just fucking with us this time and that Luck is actually fine? Like they’re in on the joke and playing up the “it’s 2017 again” sentiment so other teams underestimate them?

>Vicurious

Haha, yeah...that's it. The Colts are fine. Andrew Luck is fine. Everything is fine. They're just throwing teams off by merely pretending their starting quarterback is injured and having him sit out of practice. H-heheh. *wins the AFC South*, right? Everyone is going to be really shocked when the Colts go 12-4 this year, but not me.

Vikings desu senpai

You're giving them way too much credit. Luck's only practiced once since OTA's started. They're just trying to keep the ticket holders from demanding refunds.

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>yfw da bears win da superb owl

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Cowboys finna dab on the league this year

TANK FOR TUA YOU IDIOT

Luck is probably already ready for the season and the injury is fake news to throw off other teams. He doesn't need to practice. He's fine. Just watch.

rolling for iggles

These but unironically

>Carlton Agudosi
that's very interesting.

This but Cowboys. They've already signed Dak n Zeke and Cooper to extensions

Just draft a goddamn QB

>winning an owl with trubustsky
Just draft a QB ya frickin moron

He might make the 53. He's been having a good camp, the coaches have talked about him a lot.

>greatest of all time
>has lost 69 games
What a fucking joke.

>729,842,404,434.52 Laotian kip for a shitty WR coach
Ohnonono

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Kill yourself, hater. God damnit you fucking fags will never be satisfied “LELELELELELELE TOM SUCKS HE LSOT A WHOLE 20% OF HIS GAMES XDDDDBDKEOW”
GOD DAMN this board is so lame, wow gee whillickers he sucks I mean he only won six Super Bowls AHAHAHAHA I’m so funneh :D you fuckers are so obsessed with Boston sports it’s not even funny, if any other team or QB won this much you wouldn’t talk shit, but since it’s boston you run your mouths. Bunch of crybabies

Reminder that Big Balls Doug ran this play as part of a 60 yard drive in the last 29 seconds of the first half to put the game away instead of kneeling it out to the break.

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>his quarteeback’s name rhyme with a curse word

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Andrew FUCK yo bitch
Haha got eeeeeem

>if Gostkowski missed every kick last season, the cowboys patriots would’ve still finished 8-7-1.
>and they’d still win the division

>the cowboys patriots

Any tips for dating a girl who pulls for a rival and also has a dad and brother who pulls for the rival? Also she’s black

Imagine being this autistic

Have sex

Fuck Mitch, Trade or Tank for Tua

You finna get murdered, white boy

My phone’s autocorrect is the worst in the universe

Way to Early Playoff Prediction

>NFCE
PHI
>NFCS
ATL
>NFCN
GB
>NFCW
LAR
>WC
SF
DAL

>AFCE
NE
>AFCS
JAX
>AFCN
CLE
>AFCW
KC
>WC
TEN
BAL

>used to predict we’d miss the playoffs
>see Andrew cuck dead
>now predict us to win the division

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That doesn’t make any sense though. That just means you’ll finish 3rd instead of 4th.

8/10 false flag

Eagles
Redskins
Cowboys
Giants

Panthers
Saints
Falcons
Buccs

Bears
Packers (WC)
Lions
Vikings

Seahawks
Rams (WC)
Niners
Cards

~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Pats
Bills
Jets
Phins

Colts
Texans (WC)
Jags
Titans

Steelers
Browns (WC)
Bengals
Ravens

Chefs
Chargers
Raiders
Broncos

>thinking we’ll lose to the NFL’s graveyard
>thinking we’ll lose to a backup QB who blew a 14 point lead to get traded
but most of all
>thinking we can’t go 9-7

Not if you don't draft a goddamn qb you won't

You have an absolutely brutal schedule this year. I think it’ll be (assuming Luck doesn’t play):

Titans 10-6
Jags 10-6
Texans 8-8
Colts 4-12

Everyone in the division is capable of winning anywhere from 7-11 games (colts only if luck plays), so your two different games will be the difference maker since you have to play the patriots and nobody else does.

Lmao i aint gonna miss this twink in ny

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Patriots
Jets(WC)
Dolphins
Bills

Browns
Steelers
Ravens
Bengals

Titans
Texans
Colts
Jaguars

Chargers
Chiefs(WC)
Broncos
Raiders

NFCE I won't predict because way too much is up in the air right now. Everyone and their mother has the Eagles winning the division. I'm going to be a cheeky bitch and say the Giants win the division Eli rebounds and does better than expected this year. Wins division at 9-7 on tiebreakers with 9-7 Eagles. Cowcucks implode and finish 8-8.

Vikings
Bears
Packers
Lions

Panthers
Saints(WC)
Falcons(WC)
Buccaneers

Rams
49ers
Seahawks
Cardinals

>three NFCS teams
This isn't 2017

I think it's exceedingly unlikely that two teams from the AFCS have 10 wins this year. I think it's especially heinous that you have the Jaguars winning 10 games with the schedule they have. Their ceiling is probably 8 wins.

post yfw the texans win the division at 9-7 and then win the divisional round playoff game with a score of 9-7

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I think two right at 10 is fair. Every team in the division is good, but they all have very rough schedules this year, so I don’t see any of them going 12-4. The jags actually have the easiest of the four as their two “different” games in the division are the jets and bengals, while the colts have the Steelers and dolphins, the titans have the bills and Browns, and the Texans have the patriots and ravens.

Here is a list of the top 18 teams in all-time winning percentage. How many of these teams have won a super bowl? All of them, probably, right? Surely a team in the top half of league history in winning percentage, let alone a team in say, the top 6, would have won a super bowl, right?

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>Every team in the division is good
Key word being good, not great. And good teams with brutai schedules get hammered down to 6-10 or 7-9 records when they would otherwise be 8-8 to 10-6.

>The jags actually have the easiest of the four
They're also very clearly the worst team in the division right now. Those other teams in the AFCS have a shot of overcoming their tougher games. The Jags kinda don't barring some Nick Foles megafuckery, but pretty sure he left that in Philly.

>using rulebook abbreviations instead of broadcasters
Shit list

Looks more like Boris Johnson

Why is he such a homophobe?

How would I search for specific stats on there? Like say I wanted to know the top kickers by made field goal % from 1991-2001, how do I actually search that on there?

That undefeated season really threw off the Dolphins' average

seacucks

>the worst kicker in the league is miles better than the best kicker not in the league
>the worst kicker in the NFL is still the 32nd best kicker in the world

Nah. It barely affected it. Decades of Don Shula put them there. The Dolphins weren't always a joke, you know.

Nah. The best kickers play soccer. Generally kickers in the NFL are not specialized dudes that only pursued kicking. A lot of them are failed soccer players that have good leg talent but suck shit with endurance or running or whatever other problem they have.

That would look like this. You can also limit it to players that have at least a certain number of attempts, using the "additional criteria" section.

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There are guys sitting on their ass at home somewhere that can kick better than the worst kicker in the league. Also, remember that a lot of bad kickers lose their job midseason or in the offseason. Who, then, is the actual "32nd best" kicker?

Actually most of them are athletes who realize they aren’t good enough to play wide receiver or quarterback so try to make the team any way they can
The same doesn’t apply to punters who are just straight up alpha males

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Hey, thanks man.

berds

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Based Pat Bowlen making >us the GOAT at winning

OH NO NO NO NO NO

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>da Pats should have traded Brady and kept Jimmy G!

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bitchknees is banned, lol 18-1

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Mahomes threw 7 INTs in like the first full week of camp last year. INTs during practice don't matter, retard

COPE
O
P
E

>the 49ers so fucking racist that they payed a shitty backup qb who only ever started 4 games a seventh of a billion dollars just because he’s not Colin

>tfw can’t even beat the patriots in madden

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Conversely, they paid $20 mill per year to the worst starting QB in league history
>56 touchdowns in 6 seasons
YIKES

Love mahomes but his girl isn't it

Any theory or rationale to back that up? Or are you just another ignorant faggot who watches football from outer space and thinks they know fuckall about it?

Starting in 2025, New team added every 2 years
>London added to AFC East
>Columbus added to AFC North
>San Antonio added to AFC South
>Mexico City added to AFC West
>Louisville added to NFC East
>Toronto added to NFC North
>Birmingham added to NFC South
>St Louis added to NFC West

The league would never allow a solitary team in England. They'd have to start a full euro division

There's barely enough talent to fill out 32 teams. Why add any more?

Divisions should be 5 teams ideally, and also muh huge london market

gnats

The AFCS is hot fucking garbage. Suck my dick you zoomer fucktard.

rolling.

>retired 80 years ago
0-16 confirmed

Scores 30 TD's off fake Fg's and Punts

>2 expansion teams
>2 relo teams
>2 (but actually only 1) superbowls in the whole division
>3 (but actually only 2) owl appearances ever
>these are all the worst of any division in the league

They found Clark Kent's kryptonite. Something they will fix, and something he won't be pushed to in a game.

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Fuck you

There's about 20 teams that need a QB. Adding more teams will just kill the parity and give the few good QB teams more cans to smash. I guess somehow that translates to profit.

*doinks once*
*doinks twice*

expansion teams
relo teams
(but actually only 1) superbowls in the whole division
(but actually only 2) owl appearances ever
Are you sure you're not talking about the NFCS?

Apparently Super Bowl 53 was not a real defensive battle because there was no >WOW NINETY YARD PICK SIX
and
>BOOM! BIG HIT
So if we had a bunch of shitty O-Lines and quarterbacks running around the nfl could appeal to both the international and boomer markets

Name a better looking team jersey. Protip: you can't

Forgot my pic

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The pic you forgot better be the Charger’s new primaries

>Rumors of Jadeveon Clowney of being traded before the start of the season.
Where he going bros? I thought he was staying with Houston?

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Is Andrew Luck a chad or a beta I cant tell?

It’s comforting to know the people insulting me in /nfl/ wear XL size jerseys considering jerseys are even looser than normal sizes

They were gonna trade him to Miami but didn’t. He’s staying.
As a Texans fan if we trade him we better get some good shit in return. We could’ve picked Khalil Mack or Aaron Donald with that pick and won 2 rings with the undisputed best defense in the league.

Currently saying the teams interested include the Steelers and Eagles. Id hope for you sake you deal with the Steelers for him since Roseman will find a way to fleece the Texans hard.

Rolling for DC

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Bills and Redskins were also in the mix, but bailed. Seems to be down to those two teams mentioned.

GOD DAMNIT WE COULDVE HAD AARON DONALD AND JJ WATT ON THE SAME D LINE AND WON 2 SUPERBOWLS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Lol jimmy the wop threw 5 interceptions in a row today

Mara is a fucking retard

Lol what makes you think someone is going to give the toxins good value for a 2nd overall bust? Its kinda like the situation with Soloman Thomas rn. He's not bad enough to cut or trade for nothing but at the same time unless he at least has one meme season no one is going to give us jack shit.

And the iggles are currently the favorites of the trade block for him. So texas prob going to get nothing off him except maybe a second round and some literal who.

I'll take him off your hands

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Good. That D needs to be filthy. Jimmy G can throw drags to Kittle all fucking day for all I care. Nanners D broke the record for the LEAST amount of TOs last year. Think about that. In a league with the highest percentage of pass plays they got all of 2 (two) ints. Fuck. All.

The Patriots don't get enough respect in these threads. They're the reigning Superb Owl champions for crying out loud!

Using your phone to post here are you bitchknees?

what's bill thinking in this picture, Yea Forums?

two red gatoraide bottles next to him means hes probably going to deal with the Chiefs to get someone

>how many second round picks do you think I could get for Brady

>why, yes! I am a fan of the Minnesota Vikings, how did you know?

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94788030
It’s afraid

The last thing the league needs is another shitty Ohio franchise

Iggles would be the last team to talk trades with after the bullshit they pulled in the draft by stealing Andre Dillard from the Texans by moving up one pick before them. Speaking of, is Dillard even good or worth that pick?

Please god be Jaire Alexander

>afraid of the Vikings
Lmao, I'd be more afraid of my neighbors corgi.

It says more about the wop than the defense

>used to predict we’d miss the playoffs
>see rest of division has no depth
>now predict us to win the division

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>hardest team on the schedule is probably the browns and iggles
I believe in it this season

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GB for a 3rd

Maybe I’d be afraid if my team was under .500 facing Kirk Cousins

Tytus Howard is a monster, the eagles only cucked themselves
youtu.be/_fdI0M_0xCk

>Bill "I'll give you a 7th round draft pick for a pro Bowl RT" Belichick

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and Dillard is too busy starting fights with teammates and crying to the coach it wasn't his fault. Yeah think the Iggles cuck themselves and Roseman's bullshit GM powers officially ran out or got exposed as a fraud as his underling was the real *Roseman* all along.

Imagine the alternate reality where some rando O-lineman didn't miss his block, Clowney didn't make that one highlight reel TFL, and the Texans drafted Mack or Donald.

No one is trading for Clowney now.

>Howie "I'll find the space" Roseman

You'd think, and then there's this guy

Vikings fans don’t talk shit because confidence
Vikings haters talk shit out of fear.

God I hope the Eagles cuck the Texans again

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Yeah, Dillard seems as high quality as advertised. He'd be an average starter right now, but you can tell his ceiling is really high. He landed in the perfect situation.

Refer toand

AFC Championship is Texans vs Broncos and Broncos win
Super Bowl 51 is Texans vs Falcons and Texans win
Super Bowl 52 is Patriots vs Vikings and Vikings win
Super Bowl 53 is Texans vs Saints and Texans win

Sorry the Texans are never making it past the divisional no matter what their fucking roster is.

>Mack isn't wasted on Oaklands busted 4-3 scheme and talent
>is the new LT

>Super Bowl 52 is Patriots vs Vikings and Vikings win
It was going to be that, but guess you also found the script as well and was 404'd out of reality and we got the owl 52 we see today

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If the Cardinals had JJ Watt and Aaron Donald this year they would’ve made the wildcard

So does the picture being leaked mean the game was rigged no matter what?
Picture shows Vikings win = NFL panics and rigs it so they lose
Picture shows Eagles win = Eagles actually do win, script is leaked

Stop.

Is your team staffed by grown men, or twinks?

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So according to the owner, Luck has Myositis ossificans... is he done after this year?

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If he is...
WE DID IT BOYS, BACK TO BACK AFC SOUTH CHAMPIONS
AFC CHAMPIONSHIP HERE WE COME

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An XL Nike jersey is like a large Reebok jerseys. Nike's shit runs comically small.

they would have too many OLBs, maybe Clowney for preston smith

My team is staffed by the hardest hitting safety his era. Dirty white boy bodied people.

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We're proud of you too, Mr. Mom.

Or you're a fat fuck?

He's got a great lamp there. He wants you to see it.

He's literally a girl.

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Irl in a game he's just going to cheese it to kittle over the middle and the team's gonna run stretch zone a lot and just run. The defense just needs to keep the score below 28 and generate turnovers. That's not too much to ask.

Nobody really feels that way.

You're glad, depending on Jersey brand, that the people insulting you are either a) bigger than you or b) smaller than you?

Response unclear.

Who dat? Smeth?

>#2 again
Big boys, I guess

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How has your team/division been doing in recent history, /nfl/?

WIN PERCENTAGE IN LAST 5 YEARS BY DIVISION

AFCW(169-151)[52.8%]1st
AFCE(166-154)[51.9%]2nd
NFCN(165-153-2)[51.9%]2nd
NFCE(160-159-1)[50.2%]4th
NFCS(160-159-1)[50.2%]4th
NFCW(159-159-2)[50.0%]6th
AFCN(155-161-4)[49.1%]7th
AFCS(141-179)[44.1%]8th

WIN PERCENTAGE IN LAST 5 YEARS BY TEAM

01. Patriots(62-18)[77.5%]
02. Steelers(54-25-1)[68.1%]
03. Chiefs(54-26)[67.5%]
04. Seahawks(51-28-1)[64.4%]
05. Cowboys(48-32)[60.0%]
06. Vikings(47-32-1)[59.4%]
07. Panthers(46-33-1)[58.1%]
08. Eagles(46-34)[57.5%]
09. Packers(45-34-1)[56.9%]
10. Saints(45-35)[56.3%]
11. Broncos(44-36)[55.0%]
12. Cardinals(42-37-1)[53.1%]
13. Bengals(41-37-2)[52.5%]
13. Lions(42-38)[52.5%]
13. Texans(42-38)[52.5%]
13. Falcons(42-38)[52.5%]
13. Ravens(42-38)[52.5%]
18. Colts(41-39)[51.3%]
19. Rams(41-39)[51.3%]
20. Bills(39-41)[48.8%]
21. Chargers(39-41)[48.8%]
22. Dolphins(37-43)[46.3%]
23. Redskins(35-44-1)[44.4%]
24. Raiders(32-48)[40.0%]
25. Titans(32-48)[40.0%]
26. Giants(31-49)[38.8%]
27. Bears(31-49)[38.8%]
28. Jets(28-52)[35.0%]
29. Buccaneers(27-53)[33.8%]
30. Jaguars(26-54)[32.5%]
31. 49ers(25-55)[31.3%]
32. Browns(18-61-1)[23.1%]

That they’re fat

>he's too short to need an XL jersey
Lmao manlet

>Texans are #1 in the worst division
Fuck yeah

>Packers firmly beneath the Vikings in the past 5 years
SKOL

Unironic cope post

Big guys are overrated. Stack your o-line with athletic freaks like Jason Kelce that can get up the field. Take advantage of leverage on TE wham blocks to block their big guys with your little guys, and get your big guys leading the way upfield.

>Top 10
>Pats and Eagles are the only ones with anything to show for it

>he thinks XL means fat
So you're what? 130 pounds?

Good luck with the internet tough guy act now, kid.

Lmao manlet

>5 playoff wins and 2 division titles
vs
>1 playoff win and 2 division titles
wow

Cope. Accept it. The Viking Kings are the new NFCN top dog. Packers get the scraps like the runts they are.

>Pats huge last year
>get Collins back and pair him with Hightower
>500 pounds that can rush, chip, or run over your RB
Heh, nothing personell... kid

You look like an actual sack of shit squeezing into that brown fat person jersey

Stay scared m8

Yeah well my fat ass would kick your fucking ass in real life you little bitch. You'd talk all that shit about me being fat while I choked you with my "sausage fingers". Little skinny internet bitch nerd talking up a storm while I'm a real man that wears an XL jersey, not some little manlet, It's not all fat you dumb queer, it's muscle too that makes me big.

>Tyreek Hill gets accused of child abuse and has a history of violence towards women
>NFL does nothing to him even though they established in Deflategate that they don't need evidence of wrongdoing to punish someone

>Golden Tate takes pills to increase his sperm count so he can knock up his wife
>Gets banned four games

Is the NFL's brand of discipline ever going to make sense?

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I'm not talking shit, I'm stating facts. Puckers aren't the big dogs of the North anymore. Their time is over.

The NFL wants their new mulatto to get a ring ASAP. Tate's excuse is bullshit though.

Golden Tate has no shot to prevent
>SEVEN

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Reminder that Tanehill is just as good a QB as Mariotta and has a higher ceiling.

This. (((THEY))) want to push their golden new mulatto boy. "Oh look, the slave can take the slavemaster's whip! This is the end of the white QB/slave owner". That's the message (((they))) want to send. They'll rig it so Patrick Mutthomes has another amazing season and this time they'll pay Tom Terrific and Belicheat to take a dive. Pass to torch to their brown prized goose egg. So sick of this scripted shit so they can push their agenda on the unsuspecting normies and NPCs.

Can saquon carry 10 men on his back the end zone for 4 straight games?

I'm half-convinced that the discrepancy in penalties between Hill and Tate is because the NFL wants to keep propping up the "le Chiefs are unstoppable offense Mahomes is the future!!!" narrative while also simultaneously helping the "le Giants are so stupid how could they ever get rid of le amazing one-handed catch man?!?! xD" narrative. Keep the circus moving.

I mean...does anyone care? Does anyone really care?

2nd'd

Mariota throws blocks on motherfuckers even though he's made of glass and is loved as a person in Nashville. Tannehill's greatest claim to fame in Miami was berating practice squadders for outplaying him.

No. Even an apples to apples situation of "Woman lies about domestic violence" gave two wildly different outcomes.

"People" thinking the chiefs wont win the division

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A bad QB is as good as a bad QB? You don't fucking say?

This. The NFL knows who sells jerseys and merch and it's not hard working white men(QB's aside), it's flashy nigs.

trying too hard

This. It's all about the narrative. Keep the circus going, push the mind control. Laugh at the stupid peasants who can't see the rig for what it is. Always more propaganda and mind control. I get sick to my stomach watching everyone be fed lies and poison every week bt these media whores.

The league is probably way more concerned about keeping a lid on certain types of PED's than some PR smearing. I doubt they want another round of of CTE lawsuits where the players say "I didn't know making myself into a super mutant was so unhealthy."

And Packers aren't trying hard enough. Truth hurts, bitch.

>yfw no one wins the nfcn orth

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I agree. To them, it's all about money. Just look where the money goes. It's always the big market cash in. Where to rig where to rig? Hit the big market, prop up the golden mulatto boy playing the white man's position. Amp up the price of the jersey, the brainwashed peasants want the flash. They'll get it. The $40 dollar caps, the big name jersey, they're ready to do whatever they need to to ship that merch.

Part of the reason so many people think you and Old Gay are the same guy is you both use the exact same images and WebMs every single thread you post in.

>Brady Willingly losing
>Tom "The Next One" Brady
They'd unironically have to kill him

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>his QB doesn't have his own brand of cereal

Yikes

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>Using the same images over and over until just seeing the thumbnail makes you associate it with them
They're tripfags, it's part of their attention-seeking neurosis

>Chiefs have lead when Mahomes gets off the field
>defense loses it
How fitting

>implying Brady isn't in on the script
>implying he's not just another tool for the NFL to move jerseys and sell high end merchandise
The problem is Brady's marketability has peaked. They need to move off of him. Get a brown skinned new age mulatto zoomer to take the reigns. Fulfill that liberal displacement desire that (((they))) want to push. Move the black youth to spend spend spend. Big money for them to do that. They'll pay him off like they pay everyone else off in their jumbo circus scripted faux entertainment league.

Don't tell me you actually believe the WWE, erm... I mean NFL is real.

After I eat these with ketchup, I feel ready to throw left handed no look passes and lose AFC Championship games.

>losing the conference final to an elderly white quarterback, a manlet and a malfunctioning terminator bot

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>stuttering in text form
We're done

what do scouts even get paid for ?
choose any 2 billionth's overall pick from the city of whogivesafuck and he's probably the finals mvp

Which player winning the MVP would cause the most shitposting on Yea Forums?

>Mahomes
>Lamar
>Baker
>Dak
>Cousins

Just thinking about the next game.
>hurr a pre-made stock promotional image is absolute evidence an entire industry made up of thousands of people watched weekly by millions is scripted and rigged!
Kill yourself already.
Imagine being a Steelers fan. Having the team they've had the last several years, plus being in a division with the Browns and Bengals, and not even sniffing an owl recently. Must be shitty.
Yeah even in Yea Forums Old Gay posts the same pictures, with the exact same filenames. Total rube.

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I didn't stutter. It shouldn't surprise me that some brainwashed brainlet doesn't know the definition of stuttering.

Lamar.

Cousins, easily.

Dak or Cousins easily

Brady.

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Dak, Cousins, or Lamar, easily.

The SEETHE would be uncontainable if Kermit McKetchup won a second MVP in a row

Yeah I was thinking of telling him to kill himself but then realized I didn't even want to bother. And I reply to practically anything if I'm in the mood.
Josh Allen

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>>Cousins

What type of bizzaro dimension would we be living in where Cousins wins the fucking mvp?

Trips confirm.

Dak, Baker, Lamar, Cousins, or Mahomes easily

One in where you have sex

Three times. The third time is the charm.

Wentz

>Chase Winovich immediately becomes the ivory Andre Tippett
Fukken sick

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I met AB in camp yesterday. You jelly, Yea Forums?

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this man will kiss 40 tiddies this year

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Trubisky, but of those probably cousins, juts look at how much shitposting the vikqueens do when they don't win shit.

Rasm

youtu.be/u1kFrwNLFzc
>/nfl/ sides with Rob Parker

>retired

I’m sure you look fine in your jersey. At least you give a shit enough to own one unlike the casuals here that can only name their QB and HC

Thank you. I'm a bit big with giant soggy mantits but globbulous jello in my Browns jersey is still better than some skinny shit talking bitch who doesn't even own a jersey. Some people just don't understand that I'm living that Yea Forums life: all out, all memes, no censorship. I'm not going to stop wearing jerseys or supporting my Browns just because some guy thinks my droopy tits are offensive.

Rob Parker should be banned from talking about the NFL.

>jealous of a shit skin
lol no

If it was truly rigged for the money then why have the Rams lose the SB in the most boring way possible?

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How come racial stereotyping of players at certain positions is only discussed in terms of black quarterbacks? It's a way bigger issue than that.

>"White people can't play running back or cornerback"
>"Black people can't play center or any of the specialist positions (Kicker/punter/long snapper)"
>"White middle linebackers aren't as good as black ones."
>"White players are 'headsy' or smart, black players are athletic"

etc.

do any of you /x/ faggots that think the NFL is scripted like a soap opera realize how fucking boring and nonsensical that "script" they apparently writes is

>dynasty of all time comes out of basically the only region that doesn't dickride football
>dynasty never plays the three most popular teams in the other conference(Cowboys, 49ers, Packers) in 9 super bowls
>could have viably played all three at some point but no the Rams only beat the Saints cuz muh market
>let's fix 28-3 but have them do it against boring Atlanta and not the five other more interesting teams that year in the NFC playoffs
>next manufactured star they wanna create plays for fucking Kansas City
>the whole state of the cowboys for 20 years
>ditto 49ers
>both NY teams usually suck
>ditto Chicago
>this Carolina/Seattle super bowl sure is gonna put this league on another level

The Rams were originally scripted to win the owl, but something went wrong with the rig. The PI call became big news and the normies starting throwing a pissy fit. The NFL knew now that their original rig would have to wait for a more opportune time. They still want to tap into that LA market. They may script the Rams or Chargers this year to really push it.

But make no mistake: the Patriots were a panic backup plan to the script. They were originally intended to lose to the Rams.

Wasnt Marquette King like the best punter for awhile?

Jason Sehorn is still the last starting white cornerback in the league, was like in 2002 or some shit

Because people care if you imply that white people are more intelligent or cerebral players than black people, but the concept that blacks are more naturally athletic is not offensive to most people.

Just because you're too much of a brainlet to understand the script or (((their))) motives doesn't mean it isn't scripted. Dumb kid.

>this Carolina/Seattle super bowl sure is gonna put this league on another level

The Panthers and Seahawks are both in the NFC.

I can't wait for the Saints to crash and burn this year. They and their fanbase deserve it for being frontrunning assholes all of 2017 and all of 2018 only to piss and shit their pants the second things didn't go their way.

Friendly reminder that when Minnesota Miracle happened most Saints players didn't have the decency to come back out of the locker room for the game-ending PAT.

This. Fuck the Saints. They deserve to have their assholes Rock Bottomed by Stone Cold Steve Austin for what they did to Brett Favre.

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The best selling jersey of all time is Tom Brady’s, a sullen, personally boring White guy.
We have one of the most gaudy black QBs and >our best selling jersey is Kuechly’s, a nerdy, quiet white guy. This season’s best selling jersey is McCafferey’s, a flashy white guy

I don’t see it

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Hope they get to the Owl only to get Brady'd 56-10

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i was thinking of the two denver games and got it all mixed up

what because hood niggers are going to start buying more hats because some half breed in missouri is good now?

>>"White people can't play running back or cornerback"
Hate the Panthers all you want, but McCaffrey is a beast

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LOL LOL FWD, FWD LIKE REWEET AND FAVORITE GUYS

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it's like he's looking into my soul

McCaffrey is still underrated because he's a white running back. When Kamara broke out in 2017 all the media goblins could say was "LOL THIS IS WHAT MCCAFFREY WAS SUPPOSED TO BE WHAT WERE THE PANTHERS THINKING DRAFTING HIM EIGHTH?"

Same reason why Bobby Wagner has been rated higher than Luke Kuechly throughout the offseason. That and the concussions narrative that really doesn't make sense.

When is the NFL going to step in and do something about this absolute shit pile of an organization? Haskins should have pulled an Eli on draft night.

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OHH NO NO NO NO

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This. I fucking hate when people share shit online. It's like, hey...nobody fucking cares Cindy. Fuck off with your liberal retweet of some stupid NPC cuck joke.

You now remember that the 49ers gave Garoppolo their entire war chest and crowned him the next Montana after just 5 (FIVE) games.

Jalen Ramsey was on to something when he said that all of his success at the end of the '17 season was scheme stuff as opposed to anything improvised.

>$(ERS ARE GOING TO GET A DARK HORSE WILD CARD THIS YEAR GUYS
ABSOLUTELY MAXIMUM KEK

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first off merch isn't shit in the scheme of things. tv is the majority of their money alone. second if you go to any game it's obvious white people have way more to spend on this shit and do. look at all the money marks in the stands, it's mostly whites dropping hundreds a game, most wearing NFL apparel and a lot of them jerseys. Peyton Hillis got on Madden just for being a decent rb one year.

I think the media absolutely pushes him but that's another argument. Leagues structured for profit too successfully to risk it. Anyone in the old boys club of the NFL is rolling in profit even if they don't try

>Pats trade Jimmy for a 2nd, Hoyer, and Trent Brown at a bargain.
>brown and Hoyer directly help the Pats win an owl
>Jimmy G injured again

When is the rest of the league going to stop letting the Pats play on easy mode.

This. When he schemed a zone defense against chutney swingpad applebanger, I was seriously considering dropping cheeseholes on the frizzdanger wipdop slampoodle. It's such a joke.

>redskins are greedy and will let any human suffer while they protect their wealth
Seems on par with expectations

Because there's always one stupid team that gives the Patriots their best player for nothing (See: Browns, Josh Gordon)

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>When is the rest of the league going to stop letting the Pats play on easy mode.
Funnily enough, a lot of teams flatly refuse to do business with them at this point. It's practically collusion. Like they won't even listen to offers because they're afraid of looking stupid.

Kinda soft-rooted for them when they had so many Ohio State starters and all the based white boys couple years ago and the Browns were going through 1-31 hell.

Landon Collins signing with the Redskins just to spite the Giants is like a girl who leaves her "oppressive" father for a gangbanging Chad that clearly beats the shit out of his significant other.

BUST AN EVEN WORSE CONTRACT THAN COUSINS LELELELEL

It's practice you fucking dipshit. Mahomes threw 7 int's in a single practice and became the MVP.

C O P E

don't ever compare that fuckboi to Mahomes

>ANYONE WHO IS PERFORMING LIKE SHIT IS DESTINED TO BE MAHOMES
WOW

Reminder UT beats Bama if McCoy stays in.

Me nannys are gunna have an ELITE defense this year.

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Rob Parker is a cornball nigger.

Then explain Peterman being a practice god but sucking ass in real games. I'll wait

Grasping at straws over practice

No confidence in game

Those same people are also the ones that will tell you hes going to shit the bed this season.

Did San Francisco want Jimmy because he’s handsome and they have a lot of gayfags in that city?

*dabs on the entire league*

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Just like when people ask "who is going to pay (overrated player) record setting money?" it only takes one dumbass GM.

Let them laugh. Let them shit talk. It's not going to change a thing when they witness a fully armed and operational Shanahan offense.

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*wins the AFC south*

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is there even any recent pictures or video of luck? how do we know he's really alive?

He was always a hologram.

What did she mean by this?

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Goodell won't let anyone take away Mahomes' weapons. He's going to unseat the Patriots if it's the last thing he does! (Spoiler: he dies.)

Trips arent people so you have once-a-motherfucking-gain proved my point

How does one damage their hip not in practice?

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Lamar. Because he definitely does not deserve it.

Who?

I hope McCoy sues the absolute shit out of the Redskins and they can't afford to pay Allen.

Most teams won't trade with the Pats. Like at all.

Oh no sweaty, there's so much to unpack here. But I'll just leave it at the fact that your white male rage is clouding your vision, and probably alienating you from your loved ones.

>break leg
>Hope it heals enough in 3-4 weeks that he can play a violent sport that broke it in the first place
How are they this stupid?
Also
>R******s
>Playoffs
Kek

camthers rollan

Great comic amigo, but there was a massive inaccuracy about it that I had to fix. Enjoy!

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reroll

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What did I tell you fags?

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The iggles are trying to get him.

He either stays or gets traded to the eagles for a second rounder and Maliata

>Vikings shitposting every general
This fanbase here has become pure cancer

Are they gonna take the Tannepill?

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So they sit one broken bum for another, huh?

>luck ded
>mariota ded
Now BEWD just needs to have a heart attack the Toxins have another free ride to the playoffs!

excited to go 9-7 lads

Who is that nice young man in the middle?

good luck with tannehills mediocrity of giving you "glimpses" of goodness

wew looks like the titans are going full tank

Best place for football is Texas prove me wrong.

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The San Antonio commanders already established this as indisputable fact

>Just finished Hard Knocks episode 2
Richie Incognito seems like a pretty amusing guy desu

And that was in the worst part of the state.

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He’s fucked in the head

It’s really hard for me to wrap my head around the fact that San Antonio is an actual city where a million people actually live. I can’t imagine it being on the same level of Houston or Dallas. I just see it as place where the Riverwalk and Alamo are and where you go for school accolades nothing else, purely a tourist destination.
Like, if you get rich and want to buy a penthouse in Texas, where would you live? Probably Houston, maybe Dallas. But San Antonio? What even happens there?
I wonder what it’s like to wake up every morning in a bed in San Antonio.

Even better honestly.

Rollin

t. SEETHING pucker

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04 get

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>Barkevious Mingo
I'll take it.

Singles and Pack wins the owl and retires Brady

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>Greg Mancz, offensive lineman
AFC CHAMPIONSHIP CONFIRMED

same for packers

its more sad really
rent free

>mfw someone said Rivers is a HoFer near me.

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why was bitchknees in the thread about the shooter in philly??? does he have an obsession with studying that stuff? hopefully authorities are keeping an eye on him.

i hope at least one team books this for their halftime show

youtu.be/valQZEMJBEg

>A hip pointer is a contusion on the pelvis caused by a direct blow or a bad fall at an iliac crest and / or hip bone and a bruise of the abdominal muscles (transverse and oblique abdominal muscles). Surrounding structures such as the tensor fasciae latae and the greater trochanter may also be affected.

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Rivers isn't brown.

He unironically deserves it more than Eli.

Is there a more forgettable team than the Titans? I thought it used to be the jags but they got too annoying to be ignored the last 5 years

>plane can shoot lasers into a crowd a people but if you shoot a laser at a plane, it's a felony

it's not fucking fair

Eli doesn’t have the numbers to get into the hall.

How about don’t antagonize and start shit in the first place, dumbass?

>cringe
>have sex
shut the fuck up fucking christ

Hard knocks ep 2 for those interested

streamp1ay.me/gqopjwj3jbru

Gordon has been in the league since 2012. Someone drafted in 2015 has probably played more games than him at this point. The browns needed him gone because he was a cancer there. Hes not gonna get his act together

have

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Ladies and gentlemen, your 2019 offensive rookie of the year.

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thank you user

based and davidmontgomerypilled

>Warren Sapp bashing Gerald McCoy & his Bucs legacy

Why can't Sapp just let everyone enjoy the fact that he's an all-time great defensive lineman without constantly reminding us what a huge piece of shit he is IRL?

sub 1000 yard season desu senpai

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lol was justmessing trying to make a joke sorry it wasnt funny

Imagine being this assmad over something that happened ten years ago. Why is every Vikings fan so stuck in the past, when the past is just as chock full of failure as the present?

It's the hall of fame, not the hall of numbers. 15 years in nyc and buttblasting brady twice, including 18-1 means he should be first ballot unless theres a personal grudge against the giants(common in the media)

lmao keep seething, retard

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lol cope

imagine paying kurt cousins $28 million a year

>”Here in the Hall of Fame you can find football greats like Deion Sanders, Jerry Rice, and...Eli Manning”

Queefs shitposting used to bother me, but then I remembered that is makes the fallout when they inevitably falter in the playoffs that much sweeter.

>2019
>not wearing your jersey to work

explain yourselves

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i'm here to collect the rent

antonio brown is such a text book nigger lmao

probably infinitely better than the trailer park in des moines that you live in buster

This image aged well

It's not just you, you know? My grandfather and two of my coworkers are Vikings fans. All three of them will say Saints fans are the whiniest in football, yet all three bring up the 2009 NFCCG every year like it was fucking 9/11. Your team should've been the Toronto Vikings for a while now.

only a 3 year contract sweetie ;)

im not even a vikings fan i just saw you coping and pointed that out lmao

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guys, what is tannehill actually has a breakout season this year?

This is the year of the choof

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*loses at home to the pats again*

lol as if the pats have the choofs number in the andy reid era

Your chance was last year and you let Brady off the hook to go and play against absolute and literal frauds that was the Rams and it wasn’t even Reid’s fault for once in like what; a decade?

DO NOT CLICK

hahaha its always a bean-brained bombstonian

>Reid started in 2013
>In those 5 years, Patriots went to 4 superbowls and won three of them
>Are 2-3 against Patriots during that time with two playoff losses

haha ok lad

Lol coping with what? Your team has been coping for decades and will cope for eternity until the universe undergoes heat death. Such is the fate of the Vikings fan.

post outlandish winners and losers of divisions
>eagles lose the division
>chiefs lose the division
really. I mean it. I believe in andy reid but that teams soft and I think they are gonna get eaten alive by week 4 every other game.
>colts lose the division
>packers win division
>falcons win division
>rams, pats, steelers and chargers are all locks to win division

Last year our defense was dogshit, now it will be atleast mediocre

>richie incognito coming across as the most likeable and chill guy on this season of hard knocks
did not see that coming. he seems like a really nice guy.

why

>Jimmy G throws five consecutive interceptions in practice
Is Mullens unironically going to end up starting this season?

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Ive been a broken record.
The wop will flop

He's a psychopath user. He puts on a fake persona but is one of the least trustworthy people you'll ever meet

Its super nice weather. But honestly there is a bunch of military that helps keep the population up. The city has no real suburb or exurb and Austin is to dense and far away. They built the Alamodome thinking that they had the population for a pro-team to be there, but they don’t. It’s poor leadership. But the city was ancient and the Spanish and Mexicans were always there. You see it especially in downtown where the city streets were made diagonal and with no flow.

I can't wait for the Browns to implode after they start 0-4. Gonna be more enjoyable than the Jags implosion

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This will happen unironically
t. Browns fan

Its adware. My kaspersky went haywire

>my team
lol yet another cope EVERYONE AGAINST ME IS VIKINGS you are the literal definition of cope

Last year was your year with the Pats in rebuilding mode, the Steelers in chaos, and no other viable AFC contender.

Lol I was talking about strictly their matchups. Maybe you should look up the overall point differential of those games ;)

>Memehomes exposed at the end of season
>Andy "More Dead Sons than Super Bowls" Reid

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and brady was resorting to 3 step drops because one hit and his career is over

the bungles

rollin

Roc nation takin over the NFL now!

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Tampa Bay

reroll cause 41 doesnt exist

>Who is Joe Namath?

How did mutthomes get exposed? It was the defense that fucked them over

Hunt babby

>Who is Bill Romanowski

number 58 is the only correct answer

he threw 13 tds after hunt left

Didnt awnser my question, ketchup lad was able to keep up in points and if the defense could get pats off the field it would have been a ring

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t. seething hunt babbys

ur just jealous of the rattlesnake

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nanners

backup left guard. huh.

I’m a Houston Texans fan and they’re my local team so you can guess where I live

just got my official jersey, Yea Forums. no more cheap knock offs for me

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>>eagles lose the division
not outlandish, even if I think they will win. cowboys are a regular season dynamo, eagles are usually one of the more injury prone teams
>>chiefs lose the division
this is a hard sell. I think their offense will put up points on anybody and their defense will be better. chargers take a step back and raiders/broncos arent ready yet to compete
>>colts lose the division
not an outlandish prediction at all considering luck might not be healthy. I bet one of the other teams in the division will make a strong playoff push
>>packers win division
not outlandish at all. vikings were stuck in idle last year with huge question marks about the offense and very little changes to a good not great defense over the last 3 years. bears have huge question marks about the qb and defense that struggled in the playoffs to a second string roster, then did squat in the offseason. Team with HOF QB, best offense, and most added talent of the bunch winning the division? Not unlikely
>>falcons win division
buccs roster sucks, with mccarthy style offense for a mess of a QB. cam newton is the only QB that gets hit like its the 70s and now vegan so probably will never heal, and ron rivera is overrated. saints are emotionally shot from muh no call, and will act like theyre already a superbowl team. Really not hard to see, although I will never be surprised to see the falcons underperform
>>rams, pats, steelers and chargers are all locks to win division
no, yes, no, no
just contrarian takes really

I get paid in 5 days and my check is gonna be for like $600 (I work at maccas). I want to buy a Nintendo switch so I can become a low test s o i b o i but should I also buy a jersey so I can get it signed and hang it on my wall.
First person to guess what my team is tells me what I do

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>XL
>iggels
fat motherfucker, go take a lap

I would say that EDP is posting among us but XL is way too small for him

jalisco? wassup compa.

Why a crewneck instead of one of the Mitchell & Ness legacy jerseys?

i wasnt trying to spread adware just the episode :(

Anyone who is dickriding the Falcons for the NFC South because they're "talented" is forgetting the fact that they've had a ridiculous amount of assistant turnover since Super Bowl LI and Dan Quinn isn't a good enough coach to make up for it. Plus they don't have great depth.

YOURE NOT MY REAL DAD

pats, save it

Well one things for sure: it ain’t

why do retards here not understand how jersey's work?

Please be Foles

>Logan Cooke
>The punter
Kill me.

Yeah dumb fuck?
You wearing shoulder pads underneath your shit every time you put it on?
the fuck up

god, i hope the bears kill each other before the season starts

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you wear the jersey over other clothes you dumb fuck. it's one size larger for regular wear and two sizes larger to wear over sweaters/jackets

>XL
How many layers are you putting on you fat piece of garbage, 6?
You little fashionista lookin BITCH

>didn't score at all in the first half

Broncos, and you should start building up your garage gym

>rises to the occasion and scores 31 in the second half

>dak isn't worth $40 m-

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Howie Long's wife must have cheated on him with Lyle Alzado

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>Puking
was he just gassed the fuck out after or drunk?

probably a combo of heat, exhaustion/exertion, and adrenaline rush after fighting

This is why you need Richie incognitos in the league to check these rookies who are acting out with vets.

>gets into fight with literally who this year
>gets into fight with akiem hicks last year
>gets into fight with hroniss Grady year before that
What is his fucking problem?

*hroniss grasu

>comparing to QBs that started 8 and 18 years earlier as proof of the largest contract of all time
cmon, this is weak

>he doesn't sleep under official team blankets

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>Wasting 23+% of your cap on a game managing nog
Do it

>rises to the occasion
>loses

Is this real?

Steroids

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His father and older brother have two rings each, and he will never even make the big game, and that has to sting

Irritability (manifesting into an overly aggressive fight) and vomiting are signs of a concussion.

>game is over if dee ford isnt offsides
>go into ot
>pats get coin flip
>pats score
Mahomes cant do anything about his defense shitting the bed. He responded well to having 0 points in the first half. Gave his team more than a chance. Not exposed.

Apparently Long has it covered, Amukamara got into it with Wims the other day but really I just want to see the two kickers go at it.

>If "ifs" and "buts" were candy and nuts, we'd all have a merry Christmas.

He choked the first half and lost. If he hadn't thrown the endzone pick or of he hadn't overthrown Hill by 10 yards, it wouldn't have gone to overtime. No one gives a shit.

Of the Choofs didn't stack the offense to allow Mahomes to put up those numbers, they could probably have brought in some defense. The Chiefs had tons more talent than the Pats and still lost.

NEW

I agree.

>They're also very clearly the worst team in the division right now.
based on what?