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l-lewd kylie ladies

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iggs

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kylie is unironically one of my favourite people on earth
i'm not even bent

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>/afl/
grim

Kylie has such a cute face.

This but kick cricket

the incel pedo richo

fb.com/gbhogg/videos/447380646109892/

what did brad hogg mean by this

Based but also cringe.

so true

youtu.be/BI5IA8assfk

in stark contrast to geri halliwell

Fapped way more times to Danii than Kylie.

Who's winning then?

youtube.com/watch?v=HTwiK8z2m_Y

Australia lead the series 1-0.

>Danii over Kylie

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For me its, We were dead before the ship even sank.

>March into the sea
>Dashboard
>Florida
>missed the boat
>Fly trapped in a jar
>spitting venom

fucking elite

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based

Bit comfy tonight

NZ

The guys voice is weird but if you can get used to slint you can deal with MM, hes very 'primal' and to me he sings like your inside voice might sound when you're freaking out about something, please give it a chance it's a true great

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You ever torture any insects or small animals?

Pretty fucking bored of waiting for this now lads desu

classic popworld moment when harry from mcfly tries to rape danni miogue on the brits red carpet and she declines
youtu.be/50BM3A08cUw?t=115

Dani Is probably more attractive, but I'd kylie anyday over her

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>tfw emphatically challenged
le sigh

Same ;_;

I like Geri as Chev's mum in Crank 2. She should play a right proper slapper more often

>playing Kylie songs which aren't this one
youtube.com/watch?v=KmCm5beHDpI

Fuck you cunts have shit taste.

cant seem to emphathise with this post

>poocastle
grim

>playing Kylie songs

*upvotes*

*BBBBRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPP*

youtu.be/KUoPz0xYEoI

Just want some crickie lads

never been big on celebrity waifufagging

>having such shit taste you can't even recognize one of the few good Kylie songs

youtube.com/watch?v=ReY4yVkoDc4

any update on the Lord's member's lunch menu? Always looks nice

youtube.com/watch?v=K_K47FWPi2o

watching a nature documentary on fresh water animals and plants

kylie has loads of great songs

for me, it's the extended version with the bongo drum intro
youtube.com/watch?v=15FfWj11uys

Fuck me reckon Warne's on here

cringe desu lads

this song unironically pops off lads

What makes you say that?

GONE FUCK OFF

such a shit show

WHERE ARE YOU?
AND I'M SO SORRY
I CANNOT SLEEP
I CANNOT DREAM TONIGHT
I NEED SOMEBODY AND ALWAYYYSSSS

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been thinking about the pet/dog owner discussion from here the other day.
reckon owning a pet is fine but those people / couples who have a pet in lieu of children are really fucking weird. Like when they get married and "settle down" by getting a dog. really weird stuff, worst is when they call themselves the pets mum/dad.

when the fuck did warne, ponting, lee, hussey, gilly etc come out of retirement lads? wtf

blink 182 got a mentch in neighbours once
i can't remember the lad's name but he was a young teenage skater-cum-surfer kinda dude with blond hair and i think he wore a hat often

I MISS YOU

fucking love blink 182 lads

Is there anything more iconic to ausGOD summer than gilly screaming into the mic when someone gets skittled?

applied for literally every graduate job over the last month and haven't gotten a single bite. don't know what I'm doing wrong lads they don't even want to interview me
not trying to brag, but I've got shitloads of awards, I'm one of the top students at my university, I've got a distinction average, I'm involved in student politics, I've been working three days a week in my field across two different firms for a year now, I've interned at two of the biggest names in the field in Australia and the United Kingdom and no one will even have me come in for an interview
just don't know

>involved in student politics
think I've pinned it down

KYLIEBUTT MAKES ME HARD!

what field?

Is this the match where Langer and Haydos hug and kiss?

You're probably shit at those psychometric assessments.

law

went to an assessment centre at one of the places I worked at a few weeks back but this fat cunt with a world of warcraft bag fucked it up for me

Nah that was JL's last game, in Sydney

My new neighbours are a young couple with two self-proclaimed "sons" - two german shepards. Why?

never failed one I don't think
did the UMAT years ago and got in the 91st percentile too and that's all psychometric shit

How good is a neenish tart lads?

how can you not love hounds?
babies are annoying cunts

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You've ignored the post, but unironically this.

know what you're getting at but they haven't even met me and would have no clue how much of an odious cunt I am

Are you a male? Thats probably your biggest issue

What type of student politics
It could unironically be that, especially stuff that shows up on facebook and the like

Yeah this. Those guys know how to find everything out about you. Trust me

The remains of a giant penguin the size of a human have been discovered in New Zealand.

The fossilised bones are of an animal thought to have been about 1.6m (5ft 3in) tall, weighing up to 80kg (176lb).

BEEFCAKE

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I'm on the executive of the law student society
nothing like what you're thinking of probably

unit

>1.6m (5ft 3in) tall, weighing up to 80kg
wew that's a huge bmi

isn't student politics young libtards vs labourtards?

you just know!

some is some isn't
I just organise parties and career expos and shit

given the incestuous nature of all professions I imagine you're a massive insufferable prat and your lecturers have no qualms about sharing this fact with their peers

smol coc /hoc/ lads

yeah maybe

bro it is shakib

WE WON IT LADS

is this objectively the worst thing to do when going in to a final lads? 2/2 times it's resulted in an embarrassment

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Papua New Guinea looking good

inescapably grim

>why we will beat england

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wrong photo haha can't find the one where kane is asking the big strong indians to support new zealand in the final

BIG AND STRONG

In awe at the size of this unit

Would like to be redpilled on incel pedo richo.

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MASSIVE PENGUINS
DECLARED A CONTINENT
WHO CAN STOP US

>tree sized kangaroos
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australian_megafauna
>larger continent
:^)

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Thanks now I know.

autoshiggy?

i think we would have failed to colonise australia if these lads were still about

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so it seems

>no cricket on
BASED GOD

ye

insider.com/this-cow-is-an-absolute-unit-2018-11

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pshh

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BEEFY

>why yes, I am smaller than a procoptodon, how could you tell?

roos are fucking weird like out of the world.

based

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giant roo vs giant moa book it

yeah you kinda forget having grown up with them everywhere but they're fucking bizarre animals just mental

Good day for cricket I say

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First of all If you are British then motherfuckers first pay back what you have lotted for 200 years and I bet your mother will not have money to buy cond*m And if you are Bangladeshi than dear Nagns Clean our drains And Sri Lanka is not your Banglaslum where you had broken the glasses and at last if your a falustani then what about your terrorist factory. World worst terrorist counhy.

Is that fucking maxwell or smoth kek
they're like fucking cartoons lol

not much bigger than a regular big red one, and anyway I prefer anticoptodons, fuck pigs

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youtube.com/watch?v=nYyKtri21nc

>9GEM returning to normal programming
grim

youtube.com/watch?v=PthKuuXh6qY

dardy unna sing
looking deadly uncle

>tfw even though i've seen it a million times and know it isn't my first reaction is that the dog is bleeding like mad

i know some mongs tried to get the dude fired and shit over that. did anything actually happen to him in the end?

UPPERCUT him Mungo!
FEED it to him!

nah don't think so

farmers shoot about 3 million dead a year, no one really cares much about them. they're nothing but pests really

>worst paedophile offender in English history was a "English teacher" working overseas
hmm.

Needs more Big Iron.

It has currently stopped raining at Lord's, so there will be a pitch inspection at 2pm.

Inspection in 20 minutes lads

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I think it's a handkerchief or something, not blood
and nothing happened to him, he looks like a farmer or something deep in the country so I imagine no one gave a shit there

>so there will be a pitch inspection at 2pm.
rain at 13:59 confirmed

it'd be ridiculous if he did
the roo was shaping up to go at him and those fuckers can kick your ribs in

GONE

GOT EM

...

me too m8, high distinction avg. top 2% at my university haven't got a single interview yet. don't know what to fucking do

he was a zookeeper lmao

apparently he runs a dog training business now so he may well have gotten fired

Fucking rain, thankfully Bridget Jones's Baby just started on the other channel.

Why do they not use punctuation

KEK BASED FUCKING GOOSEY

I think guys like that usually run their own business

However the zookeeper quickly found out that international attention isn't easy, with animal activists threatening him online.

Mr Tonkins was publicly condemned online by PETA (People for Ethical Treatment of Animals) - who described the act as 'neither funny nor brave' and 'illegal'.

'Pathetic excuse for a human being! Hope someone pays him back,' one woman who supported the group wrote.

'Coward! This was totally unnecessary. The kangaroo released the dog. This guy is a pathetic coward that gets off on punching animals,' added one man.

'Greig Tonkin is VIOLENT RUTHLESS and an ANIMAL ABUSER,' one man posted.

'Children and elderly people are next to be hurt by Greig Tonkin. He should be in prison!'

Despite many embracing their moment in the spotlight, Mr Tonkins refused to talk to media in the aftermath of making international attention.

Since then he has kept to himself on his country New South Wales farm, continuing to work with elephants at the zoo.

lmao

>PETA
yeah nobody cares

youtube.com/watch?v=4N-Hm_wr4zc

Wonder if connie is out of jail yet lads?

he was posting on /cric/ one night about two years ago haven't heard from him since

Goosey here, juat got back from kfc
AMA

hype for classic buddy?

1.50pm: There are people on the field, they think it's all over (the rain, that is). Trevor Bayliss and Joe Root are striding through the Long Room, the ground itself looks in pretty good shape now. But it sounds like they are going to need at least an hour to get things in a fit state to play - bowlers' run-ups and the edge of the square are usually troublesome areas.

Meanwhile, the AMA (Ask Miller Anything) has begun over on the Live Report...

1.40pm: NEWSFLASH! The covers are coming off again!! There will be an inspection at 2pm, assuming it doesn't start up raining again....

>9 still showing this airport bullshit
at least give us an update

Yeah lad, gonna stock up on some kfc the day of release so i dont have to go out

fucking zoomers that thing's a baby

looks like no cricket gonna watch godzilla now

is it chasing them or just running with the cart?

chasing
it was getting territorial

BASED

is it still raining?

Reminder piracy is stealing

Just got home from work so play can begin now.

2pm: The umpires are out... We await their divine interpretation of conditions

bit of lamb is tempting, but I'd have to give the paella a go, not sure about the rabbit inclusion might be a bit overpowering

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no it's not ;)

for me it's the soup followed by halibut and torte

hello yes I'll have the steak and pepper pie, farmers union iced coffee and a cone please

lamb for me
don't care for mushrooms or seafood so there's no choice really

what's with the shit font

Pitch inspection on the half hour.

Another pitch inspection in 20 minutes

>Paella
that's just not cricket

looks like no test cricket today. ODI's gonna start in 20 mins

*inspects pitch*

yep. it's fucked

don't think it's a font, the Es are all different

Fuckin pussies should just play through the rain, bunch of posh wankers

hmmm

kek

it's handwritten freshies

grim handwriting

I'll have the soup, followed by the lamb and the bread & butter pudding for afters thanks

Imagine if real life nations could get along as well as we do in /cric/.

>commonwealth lads enjoying each other's company
>everyone hating america
sounds like real life to me mate

What's the point of even playing the rest of the match when it's gonna be a draw now?

I'LL HAVE THE LOT TAH

>watch jofra sledge aussie batsmen
>potential for one side to collapse hilariously
>more chances for people to practice
>why not

espncricinfo.com/table/series/19430/season/2019/icc-world-test-championship

>potential for one side to collapse hilariously
this

>"Sorry to be harbinger of doom but it will be raining again by 14:45," grouses Peter Davis. This is not your first rodeo, eh
night lads

why don't they just add a sixth day of play lol

>9.22am "Still bright outside, but I do see some grim looking clouds west of the Oval slowly moving towards us."
rain looms on the third match today

why don't they just add another super over lol

been using rapigel to soothe my muscles lads, feels like a winter in siberia right now
is it safe to use because this stuffs for horses and dogs

could work
could take too long

youtube.com/watch?v=yuwprXAaSv0

fuck the outfield just play

cricket is on lads

watching The English Weather Adventures of Billy and Mandy

DONT WASTE
YOUR TIME
ON ME
YOU'RE ALREADY
THE VOICE INSIDE
MY YED

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WHERE ARE YOU

Was fucking a chick the other day that said grim a lot. Reckon she might post here.

j-jennifer?

fucked some fat balding cunt for a laugh the other day ladies

based jynn

rain looms

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cricket idea: end rain

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>today it rained in sri lanka, london and T&T when there was international cricket on
BASED

>an hour away
Grim.

business idea: make rain illegal

it rained today in australia too

haha some balding guy tried to ask me out. But he didn't do it directly he tried to act all aloof an alpha but everybody could tell.
Went on about how much he earns as a tradie without hecs debt but he didn't even do an apprenticeship he just does labouring for below award for Chinese developers.

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no

>3 games btfo by a bit of rain
don't think this semen slurping sport is for me lads

Oh fuck off Nasser.

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DUDE

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wow what a waste of time when they could be playing, the rain stopped an hour ago, then they decide to put off the toss for another hour so by the time they actually do start playing the rain will be back. Fuck England

t. nestle

Business idea: portable roofs for cricket fields

Should have had the toss as soon as the rain cleared up

remembering this game

business idea: zero gravity cricket

For me, It's the AU Ford Falcon

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every ground in the UK should have a roof

>And the hover cover is going back on! It's very light drizzle at the moment

tarp strung between four barrage balloons should do the trick

hello

where is the cricket please

wish these were still made
wish holden still made cars in australia
would never buy either though

PNG ended the 50 overs at 8/229
Does Oman have a chance?

Yes, if they can score 230 runs within the 50 overs without losing ten wickets they can probably win.

Oh man

Lads, can I ask for some advice regarding females here? In particular I would like advice from the based kiwis.

You can ask me, I've slept with 5 girls and had 2 serious girlfriends.

time to go home lads

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why so soon? still could get a couple of hours in

I've organised a weekend away in Sydney with a girl, but due to her being a disgusting whore I'm not 100% keen on it anymore. Flights and accommodation are already booked, and I'll get a full weekend of sex. But I kind of don't want to see her again. Should I still go and just try to make the best of a bad situation? Or just cut my losses and don't even fly to Sydney?

fuck cricket tbqh

You know if they had the toss this morning we would have been able to get at least an hour of play

callum mari lads

I don't even know how one arrives in this situation, you obviously just shouldn't go. You might let your hatred shine through and then it's just a terrible weekend with no sex.

How does this even happen?

take someone else
or go alone.

can you even cancel at this late juncture? when is it?

Business idea: Just play in the rain you tarts

business idea: blue cricket balls

why the fuck would you arrange it if she disgusts you though. fucks wrong with you

>(((rain)))

I can't take someone else. I'm flying from interstate and tickets for another person would be $1000+ by now.

Long distance relationship. We decided to be "open". Our rules were we had to use protection with our other partners and we wouldn't discuss details with each other. But just yesterday and today she went into detail about some farmer from Goulburn she fucked. I've never told her intimate details about my other partners. Plus, she couldn't even wait another 3 nights for me to get there before having sex with someone.

>turn on stream
>some cops show repeat

Grim

this is a bit too grim for me lad, at least you realised though i guess

far out. go to sydney by yourself and just make the most out of a personal holiday lad. no point not going and wasting all that money

grim

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just go by yourself. go to a gallery or something and get some good food. come back and find an actual gf.

eating skips and letting them melt on my tongue

what is this crap on gem, and why is it in 5 fps?

She paid for the hotel though. Both our names are on the booking and I'll be arriving several hours before her. What's the best course of action here?

>not quavers
nonce.

didn't realise she paid. see if you can refund the tickets and just try get back as much of your money as possible.

Universe boss is universe bossing right now

cut your losses and go find a normal relationship then.

no tongue melt with queervers lad

>yes one open relationship please
>um why are you fucking people when we're in an open relationship

You should still come to Sydney and stay at my place. Try to hook up with some chink or leb girls while you're here.

gaylestorm

stay at a backpackers

Imagine being in an open relationship and crying when your missus is taking a new dick every week.

I can only get credit, no refund. I should probably just get the credit and use it for a trip with a girl when I'm in a normal relationship.

Lads is it ogre for today? No cricket at all?

sounds good.

100% do that lad.

henceforth england is banned from hosting the ashes

this use of rain is far worse than any amount of sandpaper

>why so soon?

>aboriginals
>people
wut

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windies are getting their WALLOP on here

What if England did this on purpose so they wouldn't lose again?

for me it's a couple of biscuits and a dab of Voltaren on my elbow

Eddie Gilbert was from there

certain men claim he was faster than Thomson

this is fucking stupid
gayle is going ham

Well, historically England has always hid behind their English channel. It makes sense that they would hide behind their English weather.

cuckinfo says this might be Gayle's last ODI

Then they're idiots because they need to win the series to claim the urn.

Lads, is it illegal to drive and do a video call?

>2019

>still haven't invented a cricket ball that can be used in the wet

>both openers gone in quick succession
poolapse incoming

>HURRR durrrrrrr it wouldn't rain in Australia would it?

Fuck off, you'd get bitten by a rattlesnake and then get BTFO by it so shut up

Hands free calls aren't illegal so you're probably alright.

Seeems like the case in NSW
Normal calls are fine but not video

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>Calling stumps at 4:20
For what purpose? They can play as late as 8pm can't they?

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

Back lads. Hope I didn't miss the cri-

RAINING IN TRINIDAD TOO
FUCK FUCK FUCK

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imposing performance from god today

The true universe boss

say a prayer for me lads ta

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a little bit of chutney in it

any well read man in?
beowulf worth a look?

Full-strength din dins

Good day of cricket haha

Shall let BASED Jesus know lad

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shin godzilla is the only good modern godzilla

Yeah
Read the Volsunga saga after

Absolutely livid

I'll give it a look ta
know any anglo-saxon books beyond beowulf though? find that period of england very interesting

I DON'T LIKE CRICKET
OH NONONONONONO

bed looms

grim

>Because the toss didn't take place it's now a four-day Test with a follow-on of 150
BASED four-day Tests are the future

it'll be the first international Hundred by the time the rain is through

why we autosagin brehs?

janny protesting the rain

I love it

For me, its the Sri Lankan ground staff

just want a career lads

Big comf desu

youtube.com/watch?v=-3qrfk5P_hg

Just wait until we try to play the Mamchester test in September

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just horrible scheduling

Beautiful. Enjoyed watching that with my cheese toastie.

2>3>1>>>>>>>5

how many runs would you get for hitting the roof?

Same. Been applying for grad roles for a while now

cricket looms

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My lads