/cric/

Archer more like Departure from test relevance

The world netball champions New Zealand

Tried lad
They think its spam
Ill get the next one
Nah lad
espncricinfo.com/story/_/id/27371328/keep-wearing-justin-langer-plan-jofra-archer
Hasnt played a test all year apparently or whatever so he is a bit iffy

whenever they say it's spam, reselect the pic and see what happens. something fucky happens there sometimes

BASED IGGS

If Jofra Archer was from /cric/ pretending he wasn't a 30 yr old obese virgin he'd be Jofra Larper

>Hasnt played a test all year apparently or whatever
absolute freshtard casual
He's never played a test in his life

>Henry Nicholls
More like Henry Nipples

>OP isn't 4 paragraphs long with latest news, upcoming matches, recent results and a link to the previous thread
>"Its shit someone else make it how I want it"

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how long till Taylor runs out Nicholls

>low effort mong OP is an iggs shitter
figures

Do they have Kayo in New Zealand?

fuck off back to your dead /afl/ thread you dull cunt.

>no /cric/ in the OP
yep
cringe

>best batsman in the world
>out for a duck
Umm no

what a strange thing to get upset about

>/rug/rat telling an ausGOD to fuck off /cric/

>thinking i care enough about English players to fully look into them
Also stats for his first class be here

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He has had 12 m8
The most out of top ten and double smoths with nearly same amount of innings
I also gurantee those ducks are from facing actual teams, ala, England, South Africa, and Australia

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mate...

*kayos you*
yep.

Sorry lad, triple smoths amount of ducks
Kohli is a joke

>NO YOU CAN'T JUST REST PATTINSON AFTER ONE TEST

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1. Kane
2. Smith
3. Kohli

>all these confirmed and verified cheaters in the top 10
get joe root outta there

>gunship
are they looking out for jihadis

kek

Why can't kane and kohli hit sixers?

1. Smith
2. Kane
3. Nicholls
4. Kohli

>put my socks on the heater before putting them on
feeling devilish

cricket idea: the best batsman is decided based off the amount of sixes they've hit

Not sure lad, especially Kane who plays on peewee grounds a lot where a ball hit for three runs would be a six no issue if it was hit in the air instead

Ill revise a list tonight of current players and sixes hit
Ill do an average of sixes hit per innings or balls? Which one will be better

For me, it's playing criccy in soulless gayfl stadiums that seat 400,000 people.

ah yes eden park how soulful

Really really hope they use the WACA again one of these days

based
based

yeah and the aussies bat on roads

I'm taking the piss based off the world cup tiebreaker mate

never look at that crap in the OP anyway

literally a wasted effort

business idea: cricketers ranked by best beards

Then why cant Kane perform over here as well?
Checkmate Poo Peelander

Ill still do it lad, i got nothing better to do when i get home, especially with rain looming later so chances are there wont be much play

Who ready to watch FARTcher break down after having to bowl more than 10 overs in a week?

i prefer the "support women's sport basin reserve"

i don't like cricket
oh no

get coming up, get ready to dab on /hoc/

/hoc/? more like /gay/

based sebbo

Steve Smith is the #1 Test batsman in the world currently and will end up as the second best behind Bradman

I DON'T LIKE CRICKET

OH NO

just googled that. what the heck is wrong with your country

I LOVE IT

reckon the fat cunt might be so braindead he actually thinks sebbo is short for sebastian

best case scenario for england
this test gets rained off

off to work lads

/hoc/

/cric/

England lose the ashes 1-0 with 4 draws due to rain.

fuck /hoc/

...

smol coc hoc

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

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just tricked a whole of retarded cunts to try and get a post with repeating numbers ladies

Based English weather cucking Ausfalia out of a 2-0 lead

No you didn't idiot.

My dear bros

>rain looms
FOR FUCK SAKE

cricket idea: don't play cricket in Rainland

mmm, this is the thread

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>whores begging for money
nothing new here

Cricket Idea: have grounds with covers on them already so rain doesnt stop or delay play, especially in areas prone to rain a lot

Yes, yes I did. Stay mad newcunt.

Looking forward to your next furious reply, which I will not be reading

>rain looms
>the telecast will be highlights of Aussies winning the first test
comfy

>England

well damn
not about to post a reply if he's not gonna read it
reckon i'll just drink some bleach

going for the MRI lads.
if it explodes and I die, I leave /cric/ my collection of G&M bats and Duke balls.

SEETHING

Don't see this catching on

Correct m8, you are seething so fucking hard right now

Business idea: Raise money to purchase the naming rights to the Basin Reserve and call it the "Christchurch Memorial Basin Reserve". They'll never be able to call it anything to do with supporting women's sport.

reminder that newcunt world cup blowins run cric.

cricket idea: force the cunts to play in the rain, swap the pitch from grass and clay to concrete, replace the bowler with a machine that can hit 200

send them to:
Sebastian Slegg
General Delivery
Tucson, AZ 85719
USA

Cricket Idea: Abolish the whole concept of cricket and never play any form of it ever again

pls tell me deres gonna be play

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this one has a chance

Tim Pain is a deadweight

they're literally playing right now, Nicholls and Taylor are doing a nice job rebuilding after a poor start.

The only thing that has kept me going is the thought of watching cricket tonight. If there's no play, I don't know what I'll do.

Might pitch it to the ICC soon lad. Don't steal from it okay.
Want my name in history lad

We are talking about real cricket Poo Peeland
Your game against Sri Lanka is like a childrens game to us. We waiting for real cricket hours in a touch under 2 hours

No.

>the ashes
>>>/Plebbit/ is down the hall to the left

whos deres

Lad dont be afraid
Buy please press the button so they pull you out if you are gonna vomit
Its a nightmare to clean the machine if it happens
Or ask if you can be sedated as you are afraid of small/cramped spaces

pussy

On course for a 630/5d here

On course to declare my life over 0/24
Life has been a bit grimm this year, had my oldest brother an hero.
Tell me, will i make it?

Outlook: not so good.

you will make it bro. You are not your brother. Happiness isn't something to attain, it's a choice.

Please God, let there be cricket tonight. I'm begging you.

Thanks m8
Means a lot
Now then
Cricket soon
Lords definetly seems like a draw is on the carda, so the question is, will Anderson be back for the third test or will they keep Archer in?

just found this again lads
grim stuff

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kek

Need some wickets

magic mushrooms lad

drugs lad

>

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pathetic

Pondering the purpose of this image, confusing because it wasn't a draw and England won?

Yikes and cringe.

Right on your first point, incorrect on your second point

business idea: both teams bat and bowl at the same time on adjacent pitches to make games shorter

Sorry lad patented this idea already

Business idea: On the over where you take the new ball, you have to bowl both the new and old ball at the same time for one delivery.

I mean on the same oval too

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Sorry lads
Stolen this idea and already pitched it to the ICC, they rejected the idea saying the general public is not yet ready for this type of game
They did say they will credit me for it, so heres hoping they dont forget to

based taylor has 50

'joint champions' is an absolutely ridiculous concept.

thinking about 300

haha our clouds will blot out the sun
haha then we will bat in the rain
haha

nah 300 runs
reckon it's still on the cards for the new zealand cricket team

BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP GENK GENK GENK GENK GENK GENK

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can't remember the last time I went to a medical facility. probably 7 years

Hope you die in there mate

Keep your metal shit out of there bla

MRI looms

*pulls your fillings out*

What’s wrong with you?

bleh

name ONE thing better than chugging along nicely

Got this huge penis that has baffled every doctor I've seen. Medical science just can't explain it.

Scientists are trying to discover how my dick can be this massive.

Carry anything metal in there. It helps in the procedure

Scoring a quickfire century or double century to declare day 1 and skittle out the opposition next day before first smoko

Sounds like you have the TauranGOD syndrome

Yeah they couldn't figure out how a dick could be 6ft long and talk!

going out, not dying, coming home, Taylor and Nicholls having steadied the ship

based and bop pilled

pwned him good

Sounds like another victim of TauranGOD syndrome.

fairly sure it's national not regional

Laffing at this one

*saves your shit yet again*

I mean Latham and Raval didnt do too poorly for openers.

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Hacking into the NZ health service mainframe going to use the magnet in some nefarious ways

>le 40 and out man

you've got to wonder what he was reviewing there

sincerely doubt shitspouter is 6ft 2bh

he needs to review his life

>le 5th best batsman face
Honestly, cant wait till we gett proper fill ins for NZ players in the top 10

don't talk about him like that thanks

Redpill me on Ravi Shastri as a coach. I'm happy I never hear his shitty repetitive cringe commentary anymore , but that's not going to last long is it

FINALLY Watling

*record scratch*
*freeze frame*
yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up here

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Lords weather forcast

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>40% chance of play at 12AM
night lads

Cage all incels

looking forward to cheeky Santner and Southee innings lads

400 a MASS8VE score here apparently

Just give each player an umbrella

>6ft
lying about his length for him kek, based Pajeet

Grimm
Not sure what to do with no cricket tonight
Might go get an MRI and die in it

watch the blaggaps

watshit

Work just called lads, have to operate the MRI machine.

ruh roh

dananjaya 10fer well and truly on the cards

they close at 9.

poopeelaaaandia? umm.ya..more of a sailing nation innit bla x

it's perfectly safe.

5 F E R
F
E
R

has a bowler ever taken all 20 wickets in a match before?

Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree merry merry king of the bush is he

Find memories if that song had it on cassette tape when I was a baby boy

Feeling a SantJESUS 100

So are vending machines yet they kill more americans then sharks per year

Seems like it's been a long time since the last test match.

vending machines are safe, it's the lards that shake them and then get crushed by them who are unsafe.

Vending machines are a known choking hazard.

No, best in 19

I don't doubt it

who the fuck took 19

Someone image didnt post

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hello to my new zealand friends

yeah that's the way, jinx the fuck out of it again

hi :3

Me. Christmas of 2013.

Fuck me, might need an MRI
Felt like i had a stroke reading that back
Here lads

what's the catch

i didn't know test matches were numbered like this

Jim Laker
espncricinfo.com/series/17417/scorecard/62814/england-vs-australia-4th-test-australia-tour-of-england-1956

cheer up you miserable cunt

What's the latest - cricket still starting in 30 bings, or has it been washed out?

>Gayle's innings for the Kinights
holy fucking kek

*NMRI machine.

grim

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I'm fine, thanks for the kind words though

not a fan of that airhorn soundbite

>top wicketaker in a match this century is bhajji in chennai
This triggers the cunts

where's my bloody pay you lazy bank fucking shits

Hahahaha mug

Those amount of runs though
Id feel pretty grim after that tbqh senpai

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

channel 9 needs to replace Healy and whatever her name is

rain looms

>lord's rained off

nice. see you next week lads

Grim country
Grim weather
Grim way to win the world cup

Mel Jones
she somehow ends up being the worst of her, Healy and Tubbs

there's still cricket on lads.
take heart.

where

OYE HOYE

>Smith bowls leggies
based

>0(3)
At least the WC was share-

that's the spirit.
le6ts enjoy the Ritz Crackers Cup together

Hypothetical: every forthcoming Ashes test match is rained out and the AusGODS retain the Ashes with a muscular 1-0 test series win

I rate Vonnie. Give her a crack at calling the cricket.

So what time are we saying play is going to begin lads? Will bang out a few games of Fifa if nothing is happening.

me im Jeet Raval's cool brother, Yeet Raval

>Vonnie

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O

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>0(3)
England's total legitimate world cup wins vs cheated wins

/nrl/ shitters get out

how can you spot them

Yvonne "Vonnie" Sampson is their waifu.

no idea who that is.

meet Jeet Raval's pwnage brother, 1337 Raval

If kane played for england during the wc final that would have been a match winning score

might make some toast

Jeet 'Dab' Raval

Female presenters and commentators in male sports should be banned, la. I have the urge to mute the stream whenever they speak.

toast for dinner?

>le glasses man nouveau

This """""""""woman""""""""""".

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are we even going to get any cricket today

I saw the coward Joe Root perform a rain dance last nights lads
Suffice to say I'm NOT impressed

I'd give her one but not call again

Londoner here. Forecast looks eternally grim

remember watching this afl show and there was this abbo "woman" at the desk talking absolute horse shit with the insight of a 5 year old. you could tell the guys wanted to tell her to shut the fuck up.

FUCK sake im livid

I'm familiar with the haka form but that does a pom rain dance look like

How did we cheat the rugby mate? Genuinely curious.

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worlds best bowler and best batsman feels pretty good

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from memory the final was a draw in extra time and you won off number of penalties kicked

was it this weapon?

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if i was to guess, not till at least lunch

not really bound by concepts of meals

>BONEomi
>TURNES me on
>RiaoiCOME on bb

this is such good bait because every time I say it a pom goes "what, but how did we cheat in rugby?"

strewth
absolute state of Oz tv

Business idea:
Weather engineering for cricket

That'd be bumGOD and GODli

Grim
Can we ban England from hosting games until they put covers over the ground
Juat uncover them after play ends for the say so the picthes still get rained on

Brilliant trap.

thats the one, you just dont forget a face like that

*invests*

It's only shown on the indigenous tv channel
I can assure you absolutely no one watches it

does anyone remember >covers on haha

why don't they just turn off the clouds

COVERS COMING OFF
>COVERS COMING OFF
COVERS COMING OFF
>COVERS COMING OFF
COVERS COMING OFF
>COVERS COMING OFF

KEK so true

you see i have put a lot of thought into this. Hence i called this file bottomi in reference to her name and her bottom

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don't be racist m8

I honestly feel bad for her, she’s beyond subhuman
I think she has an average looking white husband at least

bleedin' 'eck

Just play the England home series across northern Australia during the dry season, tests in Townsville, Cairns, Darwin, Alice Springs, and Port Headland.

why doesn't every ground in England have a roof

who wants to jinx Taylor's ton

Hello yes I'm here for the cricket.
Who won the toss?

NZ. Kane elected to bat.

shall be having play

>no streams until november at best
Damn it. Hope Dizzy comes back soon he was/is the man

Thought a chick i went to school with was the only hot abo. Super dark as well and actually nice and well spoken.
Turned out she was one of those really dark Melanesian islanders

here you go mate

needed to keep clouderson's career going for as long as possible m8

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he's looking terrific out there, don't think even a jinx could stop his inevitable 100

madness. what's with volleyball and ass, they're inseparable

oh nonono u din

It's clearly handball mate

Good idea lad
Like genuinely a good idea. Would be great for those regions as a boost to tourism

nah its u20s beach handball or something

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need one of these, and angle it so it runs off into that big lake in regents park

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no work tmrw check
alcoholic beverage check
bathroom bong check
cheeky rail check
toasty lounge check
missus gone to bed check
test cricket check
the /cric/ lads check

Still feel like this post will come to fruition lads

>that erect nipple

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I wasnt looking at the balls and goals m8

She probably gave a cheeky little flick before that moment

I've never understood why they didn't put these up at the WACA stands since they were so concerned about muh sunstroke

Finish uni at 10am tomorrow and no classes on Friday. 4 day bender on the cards.

cor' blimey

huge rugby night on Sat m8?
hm?

booking a flight to argentina lads

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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what a shit tiny nipple

quite grim

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They can play overnight to suit the English tv market, pink balls.

Guess it's time for PNG vs Oman instead

If global warming is real then why doesn't it stop raining in England?

What you have to realise if you genuinely wanna kys is you have a great opportunity. take some mad risks, do something you would never dare do before because if you don’t wanna live what’s the harm in doing something with high risk/reward?

guess I'll watch the beach bum

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There are many beautiful aborigines, this one here is a beauty pageant girl.

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do you like mine m8

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bait

we will NOT being talking about fucking slopes

There was an abo girl at my school who was kinda QT but she was a halfie, the abo boys at school would stare daggers at me whenever I talked to her at the traino.

rain looms in Galle

roofed stadiums? nah, never heard of them mate

Nah, she's 19 mate

Spoken to any other australian in this thread?
It was me
I use my trusty 4channel pass to overwhelm and dominate every thread im in. Theres only the two of us and im winning.

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I'd fuck a slope desu

Based Iggs.

don't mind that the cricket is washed out, as my wife was unlikely to let me use the television tonight anyway.

Wouldn't blame them if I was an abo I sure as fuck wouldn't want whitey looking at any girls from my tribe either.

They call me Chad Lad.

I hear Wimbledon has a roof
Reckon we should load the boys onto a bus and get over there. Play some kwik cricket.

The only hot ones are halfy

how about Asian girls m8

covers are on.

Totally totally mental that there are countries out there with 'natives' that have a totally different culture and history etc

Business idea:
Cricket at Wembley

there's one

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In-door ashes when

This.

Unfortunately the game is on this weekend at the same time as the ufc, also it's delayed on FTA.

at the ground lads covers are coming off and i can see the sun

Miss Magnolia is full blood arnhem land and I reckon any bloke that reckons she's not pretty needs to check if his dick isn't broken

Why would you need a television to watch cricket when you're able to post here? Seems like you might be telling fibs.

at the ground lads just started hailing

That's a different girl

it's a nice part of our culture tbdesu m8. wish Aussies had done better.

If Sam Curran was a dried fruit he would he Sam Currant

And now you're throwing that pure start away.

yes, I know

at the ground lads, am underwater atm

Also just heard the MCC officials mention that a TSUUUUUUUnami is forecast. Could suddenly get very wet.

England has new natives mate

Maoris are like a super advanced race of scholars compared to abos, you try growing up with them before you pass judgement.

yep, im thinking this is based

for me, its the butter chicken curizza

thespinoff.co.nz/food/13-08-2019/the-spinoff-reviews-new-zealand-91-currizza-the-capitals-curry-pizza-hybrid/

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there's some kino coming up on SBS, a friggin EPIC & MANLY Chuck Norris double feature, and Easy Rider on the movie channel

hate myself and just want to die, lads.

Like Celts, although there were people here before the Celts too.

Yeah I hear it's good in NZ with the 2 cultures existing side by side nicely and with a nice bit of cultural overlap. Reminds me of hong kong a bit, how it made a new nice society (eventually) which was it's own thing, a nice fusion

Le /pol/ comment

that's what he was talking about

what's wrong mate

looks pretty gross might just slip down to my local dominos pizza shop instead

finna watch how to make 10k in 20 days instead

>mcgrath: muh wife died of cancer
>strauss: muh wife died of cancer
>aggers: muh wife was diagnosed but the treatment was successful and she's in remission
Lesta lad Aggers mogging the other two

same but i don't want to die i just want to not feel ashamed for once

Sorry Italia I was specifically speaking about aboriginal Australians, I’ll be damned if you can find evidence to the contrary lid

cuckminoes doesn't do curry pizzas mate

I'm wondering how much ice you took mate bit worried about you

>cuckminoes

how will they ever recover from this?

UK dominos does a burger pizza, lumps of burger meat cheese onions gherkins on a pizza

h-hungry to be better

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Post pic Italia

Why hasn't cricket caught on amongst Aboriginals the same way football has?

care to offer an explanation oznonces?

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Well that bicultural thing that is starting to exist now was nearly destroyed. by the state. I'm not a libfuck leftie but that history is grim af. Australia's is even worse.

Gentlemans sport, also there's no real athletic element to cricket.

Can't tell if the middle lump or the left lump is supposed to be the dick here.

felt bad because no one was replying to me so I went away and came back, 3 (You)s what a rush

Bit gay that

galle looking grim too

back to ya discord tranny

1 is the knob, 2 and 3 the testes

How is the (You) market these days?

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reckon he died lads?

Just some lads playing a prank. Who hasn't put cum in a mate's shampoo bottle at least once?

how standardised are Dominos across shops? I tried it last month on a whim and it was an abomination from top to bottom, acidic shitty sauce, dry base, tasteless toppings. Wonder if my store is just shit

...

The first ever Australian touring side was aborigines.

some say it's a golden age for commonwealth (You)s on Yea Forums. Unprecedented numbers of people calling each other leaf, poo peelander, poopeelian, poo-in-loo, pootato.

I was fine cheers

Mine is run by Indians and it's surprisingly decent, pizzas are much smaller nowadays though and if you want a good amount of toppings you have to pay extra.

Really forcing this bait now.

yeah but what were the results bla

Yeah I remember reading about some of the messed up stuff that went on in Australia, stealing kids away and killings and that. Makes you wonder what goes through peoples heads to start treating other humans like literal vermin, very sad

You’ve had too many pizzas italia m8 that’s straight up fuckt

actual genocide m8 but shhh lets not talk about it Haha

>still no cricket
drink
rail
cone
cuppa
try to get with mrs
3 decides.

The Abos slaughtered all the pygmys when they arrived from South east Asia, it’s a lion king world

What does rail mean?

like take a train

all pretty similar. Shits run decently differently by shop because its a franchise but how the pizza is made and ingredients are generic done in a production line thing.
I don't know i don't mind it but i wouldn't buy the proper over $12 pizzas full price.

The children were "stolen" to give them a better life. Kids in aboriginals communities are abused at staggeringly high rates.

Cuppa get.

drink, rail, cone, mrs

The large and in charge New Zealand

where are you from friend?

will a country ever be RWC, CWC, NWC, RLWC champions simultaneously? NZ has had 3

Grim

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pretty sure Oz has done 3 too

LOVE rain to be honest lads

Just realised we are the best at cricket and rugby haha.

Rugby, cricket, rugby league and ?

what is expected as the best Ashes series, 2005?

Netball

netball m8

I know it was the whole white mans burden thing and people thought they were being good christians but still, wouldn't say that's the moral way of fixing that issue

what if we had an england and wales rugby team though?

youtu.be/BuobytDigz4

>caring about rugby

I thought you guys spoke English.

kill self

and league well done mate but not netball
BTFO

Then we get to annex NZ and add them to our team.

Yeah, reckon we should just abolish child protective services and leave the kids to their fate.

You're getting Great Britain rugby league again this year, it's basically just that.

>what could "N" World Cup stand for?

I'M GUNNA SAY IT

2nd language m8

pooicide

To answer your question, I would say yes.

Are rugby union and rugby league national teams made up of many of the same players? I imagine the skill set would be quite transferable.

>KP
more like GayPee kek gottem

KEK based

This is the cup

Second only to the Oye Hoye

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I don't get it.

There's many players have switched codes and become dual internationals but they can't play both codes at the same time.

Always found it strange how there are two popular sports with slightly different rules. Imagine if there 2 slightly different versions of cricket with completely different talent pools.

Has it stopped raining yet?

there have been a couple of crossovers:
Sam Burgess
Matt Duffie
SBW
Nepia
Richie
Izzy Folau
Wendel Sailor
all top fucking notch players

rain
showers
deluge (c)
downpours
precipitation
drencher
drizzle (wk)
volley
cat-and-dog weather
cloudburst
window washer

Little gravy boat on the top

Is that mandated by the sports' governing bodies or is there some other reason?

>Izzy Folau

based

get that prostate checked lads, nothing to lose

I find League and Union are similar in skillset but really different in rules

It's because the rugby league broke away from the rugby union in 1895 so the clubs could pay their players for lost time from work, rugby league then became professional whilst union remained amateur for a hundred years. Now both codes are pro.

Sam "Sam Burgess" Burgess

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What's the worst country to host a cricket match and why is it England?

Literally only know of Folau.

>dropping torrent for precipitation
classic english selectors favouring pretty boys

>aggers: isa you lost your mum to cancer aswell recently didn't you?
*breaks down in tears live on air*
Agfers utterly slaying weaklings this morning

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Quick thought - ice cricket

not much of a footy lad then.

grim

Draw confirmed? Seems pointless now.

reckon you'd have at least four or five slips

the Looms XI

>ufc
cringe

good band go

Slint.

How have scientists not solved rain yet?

The each code are basically at war with each other, union used to lifetime ban blokes that went over to league. There's more players going back and forth these days but neither code will appreciate if anyone wants to play both at the same time.

Reckon the toss should be held at a set time regardless of rain. The winning captain shouldn't get the additional advantage of knowing the state of the game at the time of making his decision to bat or bowl.

i think the chinese have but the yanks are trying to block it

*heems this faggy cricket fairy in the 2nd round*

Modest mouse

climate, atmosphere and weather are on such massive scales, involving so many particles that puny humans can never hope to control it

Business idea: cut down all the trees in England

disagree; weather is a massive part of the game and tactical decision should be made accordingly

it's a kiwi lad vs an Aussie lad in the main event lad historic

*gets you arrested*
heh not so tough now are ya

Not this week m8.

*crack*
*siiiiiiiiip*
the clash

This is the post.

ah well fuck who cares then

I'll go listen to MM, best album?
noice

Name one good song other than London Calling.

rock the casbah

fontaines dc

"""""popular"""""

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This is a Long Drive For Someone With Nothing to Think About

'The Moon and Antarctica' or 'Good News For People Who Love Bad News'

>yeah while you wait for Sri Lanka and Grimland to stop raining heres a montage of NZ losing the cup

You guys have no idea how difficult it was to collect that much pig semen.

ffs lads

Why did Snoop Dogg take an umbrella to Lords?

Also team selections.

because it was raining

g r i m

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you're off by 2 events you mong. this card is DC vs stipe 2

This is a long drive and good news are my fave ones

Imagine losing successive WCs to your big brother and then your dad. Must hurt.

my top three oz songs in no particular order...

>the veronicas - untouched
youtube.com/watch?v=ykW4rtW2eu0

>kylie minogue - better the devil you know
youtube.com/watch?v=tto_nmsND_o

>daniel merriweather - red
youtube.com/watch?v=o1NCmDYeymo

fo da drizzle

just asking for one name

Not even the best kylie song ya pleb

Back home lads. Where is the cricket?

Tool.

loomed.

fuck off it isn't
love at first sight comes close but doesn't reach btdyk's heights

Grimly weeping

Train in Vain

lol (haha)

this is the kylie song
youtube.com/watch?v=WSFDCmmsqEI

This is a long drive for someone with nothing to think about, it's their first album. Still amazing, so much variation in the songs, really weird themes and really touching moments in there. I'm a big slint fan so I hope you would like it

rudie can't fail

Joseph, you pedophilic lad. I ask: why do you stay?

>the veronicas - untouched

based taste

new

I GET UP JUST ABOUT NOON
MY HEAD SENDS A MESSAGE FOR ME TO REACH FOR MY SHOES AND WALK
GOTTA GO TO WORK GOTTA GO TO WORK GOTTA HAVE A JOB

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The program was meant to bring aboriginal children up with the benefits of civilianisation. Education,language,shelter,religion etc so many of the aboriginal kids grew up in cities away from their families. Growing up white but being black didn’t work out to well and carried that outsider tag for rest of their lives. To white for the black community too black for the white community. It wasn’t something done out of evil but compassion. Didn’t fucking work though.

Try this on m8, Where the wild roses grow is also elite, but its a duet
youtube.com/watch?v=63vqob-MljQ
youtube.com/watch?v=lDpnjE1LUvE

Good choice

come into my world is decent, i'm not buying that it's top-tier kylie though

>mitch johnson still sees a shrink to this day
Barmy Army cooked him

SHARIIIIIF DON'T LIKE IT

>being this much of a pleb

>94779179
>Mitch Johnson put Swan and Trott into retirement

Grim

dead