/seriea/ & /calciomercato/ - Remember to close your mouth edition

cos they dropped out of europe so they could spoend a little

this icardi, piggy and dzeko problem is fucking frustrating

>vice lukaku
Why? Icardi is better than lukaku, one of the better bombers around. Inter bought lukaku because they don't want to keep him around not because of tactical reason

Also sneed

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They are in such a shit situation that they are forced to all in

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icardi is goat finisher but in build up and dribbling he is useless. lukaku is a pacy ngubu with some dribble and finishing

De Rossi scored for Boca last night boys, although it wasn't enough to prevent going out on penalties

>tfw fell asleep right before he scored then woke up to see them lose the penalties

Cutrone's transfer fee basically covered Leao's transfer, Silva will move for 25-30 which covers half of Correa's transfer and Milan initally had budget of ~40 millions to spend iirc. They're not really overspending unless they sell Suso for 30 to viola and get >Isco for 80 millions

Happy bierthday Giorgio! Very coincidental how close his and De Ligt's birthday are

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How will Leonardo ever recover now

>Veretout still hasn't trained with the squad once
Now that the ashes have settled, who is going to be the fourth club in a row to scam Roma with a French midfielder next season?

I could see Khedira happening

they are in economic distress not financial distess

Sarri apparently wants to keep him, they want to sell either Can or Bentancur
>tfw no more garra charrua for us

jesus christ deligt is getting benched faster than robert francis orourke in the democratic primaries

He's not French.
Also wait a second i fucking forgot about Vainqueur and Grenier. Not a dm but still a midfielder. That makes already 5 in a row. Holy shit things are worse than i thought.

>The meeting point between Juventus and Roma have seemingly been found
Can anyone explain why players seem to move around top Italian clubs so often? Is it not frowned upon to go from JJust to Roma?

Roma is like the little brother that’s 10 years younger and gets all the hand-me-downs

It used to until this ownership came around and started sucking Agnelli's dick. As soon, as they came they sold Vucinic To juve. Once they let Juventus stay in Trigoria for a match against Lazio. Then they sold Pjanic pretending Juventus paid for his clause but they actually didnt. They even printed a shitty piece of a paper, not even signed by Pjanic to try and prove that he triggered the release clause.
Capello had to run away at night and still has to give his Mazda back. Emerson had to stop showing up to training and pretend he was clinically depressed to get Rosella Sensi to get rid of him. Zebina had to let his contract run out. Peruzzi was a kid and barely played with Roma and Fonseca was kinda finished.
From Juve to Roma i think the only decent player was Boniek back then and Brighi for Emerson i guess. Now we just get their bench warmers apparently.
Think about how much Roma fans wanted Conte as a manager this summer. A few years ago people who have shuddered at the thought. Some still do tbqh.
But Juve Milan and Inter have always swapped players.

>Balotelli and Brescia have reached an agreement

>The announcement can arrive by tomorrow (three-year contract), despite the rising of Flamengo

I give him until January before he is loaned out

D-does this mean no Donnarumma starter? Asking for strictly non fanta related reasons

They're trying to sell Matuidi actually

>ivan is out
That is a loan as well, he ll be back next summer

I read somewhere that he hopes that moving back to Serie A will help his chances to be in contention for a place in the Italian NT for Euro 2020 kek

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>lukaku
>any dribble that is not kick and run
Kek, you are in for a surprise

he is pretty cheap 20 mill and is kovac stays i think they will buy him

still better than icardi desu. was in the ass trying to dribble with icardi in most pes games

Yeah, him too. Technically they are trying to sell two midfielders, since Khedira actually impressed Sarri they gotta find someone else to sell, in this case either Can who apparently doesn't fit Sarri's tictocs (he would've been a great defensive RB desu) or Bentancur.

He s going to be 31 next season and they loaned him just because Sane got injured and they haven't found a replacement yet, I really doubt they ll spend that kind of money for a past it player

>in pes
I also never saw icsrdi tripping on the ball

---------------Tonali
Donnarumma - Balotelli

Kino

meh it's only a big problem when it's a quality player you WANT to keep. Most of the time, a player is getting offloaded so why be upset.

Well now that kean is in EPL the token nigger spot is open

>Technically they are trying to sell two midfielders
Why? 6 is the perfect amount for a 4-3-3 and Khedira and Ramsey might often be out, I think they just care about selling those 5-6 players whatever their roles is

>nzonzi to galatasaray on loan with option for a second year
>no mention of a buy clause

hey there nice quad fren

Romabros, who's gonna be our striker? I don't want us to be left with just Schick

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Paolo Dybala just liked this tweet:
#Dybala nella #Juventus nei 4 anni:
172 partite, 78 goal (23, 19, 26, 10)
da seconda punta, ha segnato anche più del centravanti. #Allegri lo allontana dalla porta, #Ronaldo segna 28 goal. Ronaldo ha quasi 35 anni e dopo? Teniamo Paulo!
@PauDybala_JR #paratici #nedved #Sarri

“Dybala scored 78 goals for Juventus in 172 games as a second striker (more than the centre forward) Ronaldo only scored 28 as the main striker but Allegri moved Dybala out of the way? Let’s keep Dybala”

twitter.com/_dybala_news_/status/1161385374586982402?s=21

He was just checking his twitter while travelling to Milan for the signature, nothing to talk about

Checked

hes right
building your team around a 34yo is pure insanity

Dzeko, Icardi or Milik. Schick to BVB and batshuayi in.
The real question is who the fuck is going to be our RB

This, Dybala and money for Goatdre Silva soon fras

Remember to watch Jj's traditional friendly today.

I went to one when I was a kid, I was put on the side of the field as a raccattapalle and I gave the ball to Davids

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>Fiorentina will be allowed to wear a custom armband to honor Astori
Back off viola, it's Bologna's time

No, u

post link

>Lucci and Serginho were at Casa Milan this morning
>FOR THE 11TH (ELEVENTH) TIME this summer
Wtf are they talking about so often? He s Suso and Calabria's agent btw

Based. Maybe Fiorentina will have ability to summon the ghost of Astori and able to play 12 men in field.

Calabria is ready to sign a life contract for Milan

*faint screeching in the east*

Thread reminder
Inter > JJust

Goldini > Galli

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Icardi is like a dream for me, even if I am perfectly aware of how much of a shitty man he is

>tfw no sticc sfinterista gf

but user with astori they were playing with ten men

another day another 10 articles saying dzeko to inter confirmed la

>dollar to psg
Milan is fugging retard, holy shit. There's no hope for this dead club.

Well now they're playing with twelve, and so will Bologna this year

even liverpoop managed to get to a CL final without a GK

that's the most smart move they did in the last 5 years

No shit dude.

They literally kept all the players who ruined their last season: Suso, Rodriguez, Hakan.

Epic

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Smart move if they manage to squeeze 60 millions out of paris
>Suso
No offers.
>Rodriguez, Hakan
Good enough as subs at least for one more season. Also no offers.

Suso was rumoured to Viola

Dollar to PSG is a good move. He isn't that strong compared to its price and wage

60m is nothing if in the end they recruit shitter like gook from atletico madrid.

>"you cant say no to 70m for a goalkeeper"
Where did i hear this one before?

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If they Don t sell him they ll have to negotiate a renewal which it will be a mess considering Raiola and the fact he already earns 6m per year. Just take the 50 or so millions get a nice replacement like I don't know Cragno or whatever and just invest the rest in midfield/attack

Imagine thinking Suso ruined last season with 7 goals and 9 assists

He is not that bad of a player

He really isnt, i dont disagree, its just people may maying him.

The question is, is he worth 30mil?

based

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>Italy striker Mario Balotelli will earn a basic salary of €1-2m at Brescia, although that could rise with bonuses.

how do you say flop in your language /seriea/

Yes, and he deserves a better team than Fiorentina

Flop

Like whom then? Inter?

He's a late El stages/CL groups stages sometimes fluke RO16 tier player imo, so those kind of teams like Porto, Lyon Sevilla etc

de Ligt

Italy still hasn't produced a forward (any player, really) more talented than him, so why not?

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pretty accurate

Immobile in het buitenland

>I have a bet on Inter (and Dortmund) to win the leagues this year. both odds @5.50
God, I hope Dybala joins nerrazzuri

Paratici is a cuck so yes

Italian strikers blossom late. He's 29, it's his biggest chance.

>jj a vs jj b
>de miral still goes full murderball
Based

his smile and optimism: regained

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khedira is so fucking shit lol

They took him off and then just like roma they collapsed and fucked it up

Truly a thinking man's club

Boca shirt with his name order status: Dispatched

He was rumoured to viola, OL, Bordeaux, Roma and Sevilla yet he's still >our player

Who scored for Juve?

*scores an own goal*

DYBALA DYBALA DYBALA DYBALA DYBALA DYBALA DYBALA DYBALA DYBALA DYBALA DYBALA DYBALA DYBALA DYBALA DYBALA DYBALA DYBALA DYBALA DYBALA DYBALA DYBALA DYBALA DYBALA DYBALA DYBALA DYBALA DYBALA DYBALA DYBALA DYBALA DYBALA DYBALA DYBALA DYBALA DYBALA DYBALA DYBALA DYBALA DYBALA DYBALA DYBALA DYBALA DYBALA DYBALA DYBALA DYBALA DYBALA DYBALA DYBALA DYBALA DYBALA DYBALA DYBALA DYBALA DYBALA DYBALA DYBALA DYBALA DYBALA DYBALA DYBALA DYBALA DYBALA DYBALA DYBALA DYBALA DYBALA DYBALA DYBALA DYBALA DYBALA DYBALA DYBALA DYBALA DYBALA DYBALA DYBALA DYBALA DYBALA DYBALA DYBALA DYBALA DYBALA DYBALA DYBALA DYBALA DYBALA DYBALA DYBALA DYBALA DYBALA DYBALA DYBALA DYBALA DYBALA DYBALA DYBALA DYBALA DYBALA DYBALA DYBALA DYBALA DYBALA DYBALA DYBALA DYBALA DYBALA DYBALA DYBALA DYBALA DYBALA DYBALA DYBALA DYBALA DYBALA DYBALA DYBALA DYBALA DYBALA DYBALA

twitter.com/DiMarzio/status/1161644632113065989
twitter.com/DiMarzio/status/1161644632113065989
bros what's going on?

Truly, Milan is our greatest ally, lol

Mandzu to Bayern is close to being done

twitter.com/DiMarzio/status/1161629510594248706
Meant to post this

>"Come with me Romelu, let's bring this team back to greatness"
>"Lmao fuck everyone, imma shoot all crosses to the stars and cash in my monthly check, do like me"

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salsa?

>Demilel
>De Pigt
Scoring CBs are truly paying off lel

>not already selling a striker to make place for balotelli on fantacomfy
Shame on you

5.50 is not that bad, do it user

I shall be copping only Inter, Viola, and Napoli players including Suso for fanta.

It's like some mafia callsign.

>Demiral? More like De More Fat

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Going for any Jj player but Scesni or Ronaldo is a low-key brainlet move because Jj has too much depth and you never knows who actually plays each matchday
>Inb4 Sarri never rotates

Imagine being mogged by politano

SQUARED

Sarri may never actually rotate. I know some of, if not most of, the starters have contractual obligations to play for certain times. See Buffoon

what you just posted makes no sense at all

thats already proven wrong

In the end, is fantacomfy like f1? Or like last year? I need to know if I have to buy constant or inconstant players

I still need to know if I can redo my whole squad after the first two matchdays since the mercato ends on September 2nd, it feels like bullshit that shouldn't be allowed

I can confirm, Italian defenders tend to explode late too like pic related

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Why not? If mercato is still open for the teams to change something last minute, it should be for us fantamanagers as well

Strawpoll ended on 50/50 so I went with last year's system. We can always round up the regulars and make other competitions (like a coppa /seriea/ with direct matches or something) later on. The whole reason we're using this site is that people last year rightly complained about being able to modify the squad at will throughout the season. After a few matchdays everybody had the same players and there was 0 competition. We can delay the mercato closure date for a bit if many people don't finish up their teams, but not for too much. After that, no changes until the January mercato.

Clearly i need more cofe, excuse me for presumptions

New topic: what do you put in your coffee /seriea/?

For me, it's nothing

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same

Milk and honey, sometimes just milk.

Unironically a tiny scoop of butter

usually straight black, sometimes one sugar depending on my mood
I try not to drink it too much though because you can become dependent on it
pls no American jokes

>honey
Russia is a very strange place

Nothing is the only way

Some times cinnamon and sugar

No user, I meant the opposite, it feels bullshit that I could play the first two matchdays with just top players that I know will play for sure and then switch to a more balanced team for the reminder of the season

For me it's a macchiato freddo in tazza piccola, grazie

Lovren to Roma

GG PETRACHIO lets add another Injury Prone player into an Historical Jinxed Team

mobile.twitter.com/NicoSchira/status/1161595706731388928

decaf black + cinnamon
t. fucked nerves.

You have a legit point I guess, but I think it's the lesser evil. Irl mercato closes on the 1st of september, if we close ours before the 1st matchday actual players would still have time to come and go. It's just 2 matchdays after all.

Paratici isn't even powerful enough to controll Roma

Are market values going to change?

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you ever notice how a lot of players that played for Lyon go to Roma?

literally thisI drink my coffe only on free weekends

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For me it's green tea

OFCIAL!!!1

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does she take nigger dick tho?

Classic "it's the manager that asked for him".
Baldini has a priority line *cough* free masonry *cough* with some French teams.

Don't you ever dare talking about miss /seriea/ that way

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Zaniolo signed a new contract until 2024

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Fuck off Wanda, you're just jealous /cocomordan/ is powerless against Miriam's pureness

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He already knows who runs the locker room

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If Suso is an integral part of Milan project why is his agent there every day?

Rate muh team

>Sirigu
>Florenzi-Vavro-Palomino
>Chiesa-Pellegrini-Tonali-Under
>Orsolini-Boateng-Caprari

that's a lot of hope you're putting in Roma user.

I think its Under time to explode

Florenzi /Pellegrini are bugged players who can play foward thats why i choose them just like Chiesa

this really says a lot....

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woah, is this pic real?

..his knees?

>that attack
Ew

of course. don't you see the alianz stadium in that barren wasteland in the background

Totally deserved for celebrating the Heysel and forgetting about the dead fans

Inter are still 2 or 3 players away from a Scudetto winning team.

I hate Jorginho's gay-ass little jump so fucking much

He’s a seriously good player. Will be very important for Italy next year.

What am I supposed to do when a girl sends nudes? Say thank you? Compliment her? Act thirsty? Send a dick pic in return?

What's the correct play here?

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>Marchegiani spends 10 minutes talking about how dangerous Van Dijk is on corners
>one half later he says Liverpool has no actual threats on corners

Depends on the context, do you know her in real life?

>tf
>tp
Checks out. Tell her what you'd do to her (if you know she has a kink use it, if not start from the picture and go from there) or that she makes you hard. She'll tell you if she wants to see your dick.

I haven't met her in person yet

First thing, you post it here

Then basically this:
Then this:
And have fun.

heart eyes emoji heart eyes emoji tongue out emoji snake emoji devil face emoji + 2 exclamation points

Many thx

>2 or 3
you're talking about the starters. they have no depth. they're at leas 5 players away from it. thats why napoli is still the second choice, because even though their bench isn't super, but it's full of below average players unlike inter that is riddled with shitters

>"sei stato un grande portiere"
every time

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>only 2-3
Theyr first sub in defense is Ranocchia, in midfield is Vecino then Gagliardi I then Nonno Valero, in attack is Esposto in the flank Candreva and they are still starting Asamoah with Dalbert as backup

Rick Karsdorp was “shocked” by the approach to training at Roma. “Leaving was like taking a weight off my shoulders.”

The Dutch full-back has now returned to Feyenoord after a dismal spell in the Giallorossi jersey.

“You’re left alone there for so much of it,” Karsdorp told Voetbal International.

“Some lads walk in five minutes before the start of the training session, while others have already been in the gym for two hours. You can not speak to anyone through an entire training session, as everyone does their own thing.

“When I got to Roma, I was really shocked. Was this the atmosphere in an Italian dressing room? I much prefer the approach in Holland, you have more of a laugh.

“I never had faith in myself at Roma. When I left, it was like taking a weight off my shoulders, all the tension disappeared when I found out that I could go.”

>"You can not speak to anyone through an entire training session, as everyone does their own thing."
In Roma??? What is this guy even talking about lmao.
Sure Rick it's us, not you.

He might be overreacting but I imagine the atmosphere in the locker room is not all that great given how the club treats everyone and how the only players that remain are the retirement dudes and shitters that can't be offloaded for some reason. There must be some truth to it.
In espresso and turkish coffee, nothing.
For instant coffee, I mix it with milk and ice, something like your Shakerato I guess? I use that small electric coffee mixer.
based

I have to add that even in Dutch, Karsdorp barely has 2 braincells to rub together

>Boban bumps Balotelli: "An absurd return" - Gazzetta

>Boban: Balotelli? In my Milan they would have slapped him."

>Mario Balotelli 'Will Always Be Small FOR AC Milan." - says Boban

>"Balotelli not worth the hype" says Boban

>Balotelli against Boban: ''He does not understand football."

>Boban: "Balotelli Doesn't Understand What Wearing The Milan Shirt is"

>Boban: "In my Milan he would take the bags."

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please be my boyfriend

Everything he said was correct, was completely useless too outside of scoring penalties

Calabria out la

Based Boban is going to make Milan get an scudetto pretty soon (before sfinter)

For me it's Zaniolo

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the kit looks way nicer with the scudetto

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twitter.com/april_summerz/status/1161607835148591104
is she right?

10/10 ANALysis if you catch my draft

Post deleted it seems

based Mr. Inter bucketing the vapid thot on sight

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Wait no, I was just logged out for some reason.

Now that's the kind of pundits i like

literally no ass

He should have gone to spurs so they could have two mouth breathing mongs and literally feed on the energy of the crowd

The Baldini masterplan was
>Sell Ericssen to Madrid
>Buy Zaniolo for Anderwield + 20 milions

Since Tottenham got Scammed in the past for Lamela, They decided to BTFO Gray Head to Boston.

Where is her ass, thots should have asses

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>ferragosto so probably no footy related news
Sucks

kek no wonder marotta and conde wanted him gone

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>FC Bayern München: the name of the club says it all.
Says what, am I missing something here?

He coulda been a contender, he coulda been somebody..

he likes munching

>Inter wants to put an anti-juve clause on Icardi to Roma transfer
>If they agree Roma won't be able to sell Icardi to Juventus later on
I have nothing against that but they're kinda seething a bit too much.

You now remember "only foreign clubs" rescission clause

Welcome to Juventus 2020

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Is it actually legal?

Welcome to Juventuz 2020

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Masterstroke by beppone, how will >we ever recover bros?

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Both /weakmind/ and completely overrated because of muh prem

>de gay
I'd rather keep Szcz for life

What are you eating lads? For me it's fettuccine ai funghi porcini, faraona ripiena and home made zabaione ice cream

How's your ferragosto going /seriea/?

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>Primo co Melanzane alla Parmigiana fatte il giorno prima
>Bisteccone di manzo da 2 cm

Happy ferragosto Anons

The grey weather is making me feel a bit down so I baked oatmeal-chocolate cookies this morning.
Just waiting for them to cool down so I can have them with some tea before I get back to work on my thesis

Coffee and cigarettes
Might make me some poffertjes (dutch mini pancakes)

Inter continues its tug-of-war with Mauro Icardi and has no intention of stepping back. The Argentine striker can train in Appiano Gentile with his teammates but he cannot take part in the tactical sessions of Antonio Conte.

He cannot, despite a letter written and signed by Icardi's lawyers asking Inter for a complete reinstatement even during this delicate part of training. According to Corriere della Sera, the Nerazzurri remained adamant and refused this notion, with the player remaining on the market.

Skipped dinner yesterday so I treated myself to a burger with spicy peppers in the morning
Now had coffee with some >diet cookies for lunch at work
Will try to skip dinner again but might knock out couple of beers if I head out tonight

Zaniolo and Under both extended their contracts
twitter.com/ASRomaEN/status/1161959847102955520?s=20

>Inter continues its tug-of-war with Mauro Icardi and has no intention of stepping back.
anyone know the legalities here? you can't just hold a player hostage (never play him) and not accept any offers, can you.

of course you can. they have no obligation to sell him if they dont find the offer satisfactory. the only thing you are not allowed to deny a player is being able to train

Imagine Icardi at Roma lmao

That would be nice

Who has the tighter cocomordan, Wanda or Raggi?

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Raggi of course

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>tfw no Virginia gf

>Hey user, are you supporting me this year? I wont be dissapointing anyone again, I promise.

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>tfw no virgin gf
>tfw I'm too old to take a girl's virginity

i can park my car in Wanda cocomordan, so guess who

Dutch media is reporting that Lozano to napoli is all but done
twitter.com/VI_nl/status/1161930943877308416

Why do you think Raggi was the main mayor candidate for m5s?
It certainly wasn't because she's good at it.

what's a satisfactory offer for someone you have no intention of playing? anything more than zero.
there's potential for legal action here

>i buy a bunch of coffee beans
>have no intention of using them to make coffee, just to sell them on when the price rises
>REEEE YOU CAN'T DO THAT, GIVE THEM AWAY FOR FREE NOW

t. wanda

well, she didn't suck my cock so i don't know

>9 days until footy

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>Comparing people to objects

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>he doesnt rate food analogies

Last gf was a virgin. After we broke up she still got a new dude to fuck literally two matchdays later.

Not even virgins are degenerate-free nowadays user. You just do you.

Literally the next Mauri

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so is icardi to rube now off? cos chiellini said they want to keep the dressing room intact

>Milan trying to sign German kaka for next summer
ok but like what about this summer

I don't know user, there was such certainty about this swap that was based on absolutely nothing

>implying it was ever really on
Paratici masterclass la, the student has become the master

>German kaka
werner ?

>mercato still slow as fuck

>Milan have met the agent of Borussia Monchengladbach midfielder Florian Neuhaus to secure his signing in summer 2020. The player’s contract ends in 2021. Milan want to anticipate competition especially from Bayern Munich. New meeting expected in September [Gazzetta dello Sport]

desu I think it will continue to be like this because of absurd prices being thrown around
there needs to be a market correction
even the English clubs weren't as active outside a couple

Did it two times
It's not that great as feeling but (You) get no pressure at all, if you are not retarded they will be happy anyway it goes

Established sex partner >>> teaching virgins

The real truth is:
Established partner for 1 or 2 years >>> teaching virgins >>> long term relationship

The best sex happens after 3 months when you get comfortable enough to tell the other about the *real* stuff you like

After that routine sets in and it gets worse again

For me, its still long term. Im secretly an absolute sucker for romantic stuff. Bathing and wine is tippity toppy, only second to spooning.

Dybala to Inter soon

>Roma signed Turkish CB Mert Cetin from newly promoted Genclerbirligi for 3.5m
>The club will still sign a more experienced defender
I guess this is means Lovren is coming but we at least have some shitter for the bench for when he inevitably gets injured

HAHA SO GOOFY SO RANDOMMM XD

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Why the fuck is Altetico asking for 55m for fucking Correa? He's only worth 30 and Milan is offering more than that.

لديك الجنس

Mendes magic

he's their most valuable asset

Why doesn't Milan go for Rodrigo who is Correa's replacement and much better?
Atletico would be pissed

it's a shame, i'd have been super happy to get Rugani
at Juve he's treated like a shitter but the poor fucker has to fill Chiellini's shoes
when he subbed Bonucci he was considerably better

How do you say boss in italian?

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ZA
ZA

fuck me i'm gonna fall for this bald fantasy football fraud again

MISTER

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Pls tell you know something

>double watermark
yikes

CAPO

>Merd Cretin
Get in my Fanta immediately lmao

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Have sex

This joke never gets old.

Dybala wants to move to Inter

I am Dybala, this is true

Can confirm too, he desperately wants to move to Inter

Depends on how the coffee is made.

If it made well with a french press, I can drink it black.
If it is shitty American style drip coffee, I put a fair splash of milk in it.
Espresso, black, maybe Viennese style if I'm feeling cheeky.
Turkish coffee, I like to use a small sugar cube.

Is this the most uneventful transfer window in 30 years?

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>Lukaku saga
>De Ligt to Juve
>Lozano/James Napoli saga with a sprinkle of De Laurentis madness on top
>Juve putting half the squad on the market and failing to sell anybody
>Icardi saga
>Roma and Milan being complete dark horses
>Cagliari assembling a EL tier midfield
>Fiorentina going full meme
>Balotelli homecoming

it's been pretty fun

you don't care about the mercatos, you just wanted to post her

admit it

>tfw someone actually gets to have sex with her

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So who are Italy's best players going forward in the next decade?

Is Barella the midfield king and Quagliarella still banging in goals in 2029?

Bernardeschi, Romagnoli and Dollarumma are the only ones who are actually proven
people like Barella and Chiesa could still turn out shit

/ourHans/ will turn out to be the best italian midfielder in the next 3 years, screencap this

>Bernardeschi, Romagnoli and Dollarumma
>le one match 25 years old prospect
>two players who have barely played EL knockout stages
>proven

That's just the state of national team

>Bernardeschi
>prospect
are you retarded? he's a starter for Juve

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Nothing happened in bundes/la liga/PL. Serie A was the most happening

Shut up I don't want to play for sfinter

Actually I am here in Amsterdam with my good friend Nicolás Tagliafico, I really want to prove myself under the new coach.

Playing for Inter is even lower on my list than playing for an English club

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and he still isn't consistent AT ALL

that says more about Juventus than about Bernardeschi

Remember that one dribble that led to a dubious penalty against Aletico though?

jesus if even Juventus is a shit club are there any good players at all according to you?

>don't rate Bernardeschi because I'm not a blind customer
>that means I must think everyone else is shit

>he rates somebody

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broblem with rube is they bench players who should get constant game time. also thieves

>implying thievery isn't a proud Italian tradition

>tfw we used to sign Juan and Chivu without notice
>now the surprise signing is Cetin

It's okay fra. Turks on twitter vouch for him

T*rks also vouched for Demiral and he almost murdered a player from the youth yesterday

I can't see the world resist further than 2050 before its resources completely expire, can >we win a CL in that time?

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>juve to win the last champions league ever.
whoa..

>2050
they were excluded from CL for financial reasons in my fm save around 2022

Was Dybala still at Juve or did he join Inter?

You mean chiesa and zaniolo

still at jj, was sold to Barca like two years after

Can you imagine if De Laurentis was suddenly put in charge of united

>no no no no
>90 million EUR for McGuire?
>*Loud gun shots heard from office and people seen running out*
>Signs lower league Serie A defender on a loan with option to buy
>Has the mob kill BOSS so he doesn’t have to pay that crazy wage
>Sells De Gea and Pogba for good money
>Replaces them with academy players for 1000€ week salary
>Brings United into plusvalenza

The timeline we deserve

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Dybala to Ajax?

Straight swap with Van de Beek, unironically would

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Pls leave Ajax alone, we've already lost so so much

You are very disrespectful of people you don't even know. Balotelli scored 2 goals against Germany to advance Italy into the 2012 Euro final. He has done well for the nt. I think people like you will find a though road a head.

1 ziyech pls

He just signed a new conract, so 'no'
Unless you can hook me up with a Nina Agdal or Karlie Kloss gf

You mean one Pastore

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how did this bald faggot gain such a reputation? fucking hack

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Is Pastore still at Roma?

>implying anybody is going to pay his 4.5m wages
Of course he is. He's been injured for the last three weeks or so

I love how we can always rely upon you, you silly side ways german

this time last year I was chilling on the mezzavalle beach at the conero. today I am working my awful dead end part time job on a cold humid night
how things change fras
hope you enjoyed ferragosto

Te amo user

idk when the fog starts rolling in from the river and the countryside it gets pretty damp here but I trust you

Try living between two rivers amigo

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>a fookin drawer handle

It's that warrior spirit you need to take you to the winner status.Be thankful for it faggot.

I really want Chiesa to succeed. He should leave next summer to Inter/PL clubs else he'll rot in Fiorentina

>Bernard Heskey
Lmao

>Romagnoli
o i am laffin

Shoulder down and bulldozing people is dribbling user.

According to Gazzetta Marotta and Paratici are already battling over him in advance of the 2020 summer mercato

>Nico Shira

Meret, Mancini, Barella, Zaniolo and Church.
>no strikers

How about some morning funny pages fras

>Lucas Paqueta has declared that Milan ‘must aim’ for the Scudetto, Marco Giampaolo is a ‘professor’ and whoever plays for the club is a ‘champion’.

Paqueta returns to Milan after a summer in which he helped Brazil to Copa America glory, and he wants to taste that winning feeling with the Rossoneri.

“The team have great players and achieved great results so far,” the midfielder told Sky Sport Italia.

“We deserve the Champions League, we must get back to winning it by playing good football.

“We must aim high, we mustn’t settle for fourth or second place. Our objective must be first place.

“Gattuso taught me a lot. He had great success as a player. As a Coach he really helped me adapt, teaching me many things.

“For me, Giampaolo is a professor. He has new ideas and is precise in the way he transmits them.

“He’s changed our style of play, both in attack and defence. He’s attentive to everything and that allows us to play well.

“Playing at San Siro gives you a huge buzz. When I saw my idol Kaka there, I thought about how good it was.

“When I saw the players there, I imagined myself there too. It was always a great thrill. Playing at San Siro is incredible and I hope to do so many more times.”

The 21-year-old caught the eye in his half-season with the Diavolo, but he made it clear he could do better.

“All the players who played for Milan were hard-workers. I hope to do some of that work so I can become a winner with this shirt.

“Milan are a great club who are known all over the world. They’re a point of reference in Brazil.

“Whoever plays for Milan is a champion. They’re a team who have won seven Champions Leagues.”

Finally, he was asked about the language barrier.

“I still have some difficulties, even though I understand it now. I’m still studying the language, so I can speak it and understand it better.

“Greetings to all the Milan fans. I promise them a good season.”

Ahem

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Sorry, future GOATs coming through

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Elite mentality la.

>staff member at psg
>staff member at real madrid
>assistant manager at bayern
>assistant manager at napoli
>30 years old
does nepotism work ?

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>"during the first part of the season he was one of the best goalkeepers in Europe"
t. Olsen's agent

Conte says Lukaku and Lautaro are not ready and Esposito will likely start against Lecce.

top lad

twitter.com/RiccardoDanna1/status/1158696430242009088

source pls t. changed espo in to the strating line up

>Tranquillo Paulino, tra un po' tutto questo diventerà realtà.;)

spaziointer.it/2019/08/16/conte-lancia-esposito/
gazzetta.it/Calcio/Serie-A/Inter/15-08-2019/inter-coperta-corta-avanti-vista-lecce-tocca-ancora-esposito-3401695525828.shtml

>working for father who is a famous manager
>high wage
>travel all around Europe
>watch football matches for free
comfy af

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>watch your father getting sacked time and time again
not that comfy. but in ancelotti's defense, every time he got sacked is because he wanted to remove the deadwood and promote new players.

He suggested fabian ruiz so I guess he isn't that bad

What a chad

Ffs stop shilling him enough people already bought him at fanta

Even a retard understands that he wants to move to Inter

to me this was always carlo's greatest suit, identifying quality players, developing them. and also team building. his tactics and reading of the game, im not so sure about that.

>According to what has been reported by La Gazzetta dello Sport, Bundesliga club Borussia Dortmund are chasing a deal to sign Roma forward Patrik Schick.

I was just posting a piece of news that I just happened to read at the moment. I don't give two shits about fantacalcio.

>It's been six years

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thanks

Thoughts on Olsen?

If only Pazzini didn't get injured playing against fucking genoa...
But he scored a great goal back then, even though he was limping already
youtube.com/watch?v=HuH0Fl7BlAw

I still think about this shit like once a week. I talk myself into the fact that Barcelona were all over us and we likely weren't winning anyway but what if that shot goes in? Does that give us confidence?? Milan still havent recovered, fuck

Well for one > we would've had away goal and that's already an advantage after a clean home game, also they probably wouldn't have scored immediately after like they did after that miss. Milan wouldnt've won that year anyway, but it still hurts.

Giorgio Chiellini claims the idea of Mauro Icardi at Juventus is ‘fantasy football’ but assures Paulo Dybala does not need any special treatment. “He’s a big boy.”

Juve sporting director Fabio Paratici has long set his sights on Icardi, but Chiellini confessed to having doubts about the arrival of the Inter striker.

“With all due respect to Icardi, the idea of him at Juve is fantasy football,” the defender told Sky Sport Italia.

“We have some great forwards and we’re only thinking about our group.

“We want to stick together and help each other during a long season. Luckily it starts soon.”

The 35-year-old was then asked about Dybala, who is back training with the Old Lady after moves to Manchester United and Tottenham Hotspur broke down.

“Paulo’s calm, he’s doing well and he doesn’t need my advice,” he replied.

“He’s a big boy: certain things are part of the game, we’re professionals and we’re aware of the situation.”

BIG
BOY

Interview with the designer behind Juventus’ new jersey
espn.com/soccer/juventus/story/3915374/juves-new-kit-was-hated-online-but-its-all-part-of-their-bold-future-just-ask-the-man-who-designed-it

Skov Olsen or Robin?
Skov Olsen is shilled by one dane here but nobody knows him. Robin Olsen is utter shit no matter how much his agent seethes

>he compares this Juventus abomination to 90s kino manchester shirts
>"s-sometimes it just needs to a bit of time for the impression to settle in, j-just trust me guys!!"

This just confirms my thoughts from all along, people in charge of creating this stuff are clueless as shit.

I can even get behind half black half white shirt. But that patch in the back being a complete different texture is fucking embarassing

why is it that there always something controversial in every barca knockout match ??

where does a "big boy" belong in the male/female spectrum?

When a twink exceeds his prime

peaked too early desu

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>Dog=Paratici
It thinks it's in charge by holding the leash, doesn't realize it's been trained and is acting under command

>Girl=Marotta
Pretends to be obedient, while he's in fact guiding the dog

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hot

Hahaha, which places should I avoid to not have to watch any more of this?

>white "women"

I can’t wait until the cuck gives Dybala and money for Icardi

Dejan Lovren’s proposed switch to Roma from Liverpool has reportedly fallen through at the 11th hour.

Lovren looked to be on the verge of joining Roma, who seemed to have agreed personal terms and a loan deal with a conditional obligation to buy.

However, Gazzetta dello Sport is now claiming that the deal is off over an extra €1m that the defender wanted in bonuses.

Despite the Croat agreeing to take a pay cut of €1m to join the Giallorossi, the newspaper explains they refused his request to make it back up in addons.

Consequently, the Lupi would now be looking at alternative options to complement new stoppers Gianluca Mancini and Mert Cetin.

>Wanda, Cassano and Vieri confirmed for this season's TikiTaka regular guests

k i n o

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Robin. He has been linked to Benfica

>Handanovic

>Skriniar—Godin—De Vrij

>Lazaro—Barella—Brozovic—Asamoah

>Dybala

>Lukaku—Lautaro
Yeah that’ll be one Scudetto please, Mr. Gonde.

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>still no news about the dazn channel on Sky
Come on i dont want to start the season by watching the match on some Russian stream
Watch Petrachi spend 40m on Nkulu
Great unless you expect him to
>move out of the goal line. Ever.
>save any shot that isn't directed straight to his face
>be able to pass other than hoof it up in the general direction of a striker

>2 man midfield
>one is slow as fuck

>Atletico Madrid striker Nikola Kalinic could return to Serie A this month, with Bologna, Sampdoria, Atalanta and even Fiorentina interested.

>he doesn't appreciate the absolute kino that are russian streams that usually have an optional audio track that is stadium ambiance without any voice overs

That being said, I also kinda got used to some american and english commentators. They lack showmanship but tend to put in a little bit of effort with prepping, getting bits of players trivia to fill in the dead air. Plus them trying to pronounce player names is entertaining.

Italian commentators tend to speak a bit too fast for me to understand anything often enough, unfortunately.

Good footy manager line up but sadly it won't work like that. Again, I think we will very rarely see that trio in defense, Godin will be used sporadically and based Danilone will be a starter. Also, Sensi is 99.9% going to be a starter for us throughout the season, alongside Brozo/Barella.

Sensi is a touch little cunt, pleasantly suprised by him during this preseason.

Not a fan of Dybala but getting him would be pretty big.

Godin can easily play

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Dybala is better than Neymar and would fit perfectly for Inter and you would ruin Juventus' mood getting Dybala and offloading king cuck the destroyer of lockers

If Godin chips in with ~15 games it will be good. He is injury prone as shit dude, look up his recent past. And even if he wasn't, all three of them (godin/skrinka/devrij) are right footed and won't function well. Skriniar has been clumsy as fuck and generally not up to his standards during preseason now because he is played in his less-preferred side where his weaker foot gets exposed.
Neymar is locker room cancer, and my opinion aside, Conte wants players that are humble and obedient soldiers. Celebrities like Neymar don't fit his mold at all.

Anyhow, unrelated, found some decent looking chink repro 90s Inter kits, notably the 97/98 UEFA winning third kit. Looks flawless except the fucking crest is fucked up. Still kinda want to cop.

Juventus’ mood is already ruined after signing two midfield frauds and getting rid of one of the best fullbacks in world football for an ocassional blooter man who can’t defend.

Even better then, happens and they're left with the overpaid portuguese fraud and king cuck as their only strikers

Godin played 39 games last season, 45 games the season before that. His legs haven’t gone yet. Pre-season is just for fitness, don’t take too much from it. Having 3 right-footed CB’s isn’t unusual or a big negative especially if they’re of the quality that we have at the moment.

Sure Neymar is an absolute twat but he is also gold on the pitch. He’d also bring band-waggoners who’ll buy Inter kits and follow the insta page which in turn increases revenue. Look at what Tsu has done for them.

I don't think anyone is unhappy with the midfielders

Why not Dybala, Costa for Icardi and money then?

Why not add Pjanic and Demiral?

But does Conte actually need Costa?
Conte doesn't need them

Simeone won't let Costa to go

Douglas Costa not Diego

Where would Costa even play in Conte's system?

Left or right wingback

>implying system is more important than players
Brainlet

Delusional sfinteristi should get slapped into reality 24/7

>Juve wants to offload Dybala for the plusvalenza
>needs a striker and wants Icardi
Inter solved its problem a week ago, want Icardi? Give us Dybala and maybe money. It's win-win for both but more for Inter.

>they’re making the bosnigger look like a rational non deluded poster in comparison
Jesus christ

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How dare you? Don't you know that icardi will be swapped for dybala, Costa, pjanic, De ligt and ronaldo?
Never mind that icardi's value is 40m

He doesn't have the stamina and on top of that has all the physicality of a malnourished mosquito
Sure, but maybe nott when he has 0 of the characteristics that are needed to make a system exceed the sum of it's parts

>want Icardi?
Says who? If they can't sell Higuain why would they be so desperate to get Icardi even at cost of giving them Dybala?
Not to mention how you just came up with Costa like it's even plausible

>Never mind that icardi's value is 40m
Says who? The retarded customers on Yea Forums?
Because Icardi is a better scorer than Higuain and younger than both the fatty and Ronaldo, they need to give away Dybala because of FFP
>Not to mention how you just came up with Costa like it's even plausible
I never said that, it can be possible if Marotta plays it right and gets the upperhand but Juve will lose its face if it does it

>Milan have offered Atletico €38 million plus bonuses fit Correa while Atletico’s request is €55 million. Milan have told Correa’s entourage that they do not intend to raise their offer so negotiations remain stalled. [Sky]
When will this end?

>When will this end?

whenever Mendes finds a club for Silva

>if Marotta plays it right and gets the upperhand
*publicly freezes him out of the team*
*manager publicly tells him to fuck off*
Yeah good luck with getting the upper hand
Are we going to pretend that sfinter themselves arents absolutely desperate to get rid?

>it can be possible
No, it can't.

>they need to give away Dybala because of FFP
What did you think the "we need to get rid of 5 or 6 players" was all about? Dybala would be the easiest source of money for Juve but they're trying to sell all the useless players for the specific reason of not giving Dybala to Inter.
If they sell Rugani, Matuidi and Mandzukic they won't need any swap

>Says who?
Everybody. There is a reason icardi is still there, no one values him as much as inda

Inter doesn't need to find 70 million for the FFP unlike Juventus, a big plusvalenza is what they need
>No, it can't.
It's difficult but not impossible
>What did you think the "we need to get rid of 5 or 6 players" was all about?
Getting rid of 5 or 6 players because of lists? Dybala is a special case, they need money for the FFP
>Napoli offered 60
>Roma offered 65 (Dzeko and 45 million)
>no one values him as much as inda

So it will never end.

The real delusion is thinking that Paratici isn't interested at all in Icardi. It's a proven striker in his prime that has almost explicitly declared that he wants to join him, and despite the retarded discussions ITT his market price is fairly low. I'm not saying the deal is happening: Inter's mercato is over, it's clear that Marotta renounced the promise of buying two strikers since Lukaku costed extra, so Icardi won't be involved in a deal requiring more money. It's Paratichi's turn to move and he's considering it.

>Napoli offered 60
>Roma offered 65 (Dzeko and 45 million)
Swap "offered" with "got asked" and you're right. He would already be there if that were true

Roma got asked to make that offer and was willing to, better?

Are you excited about Bennacer's debut lads?

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Says who? I don't see icardi at roma or dzeko at inter

Maybe Icardi is still waiting for Juve?

>Dybala is better than Neymar
lol. no

Maybe that offer didn't exist?

>backtracking so hard

I see user. Thx

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My offer is this... nothing. Not even the fee for the wanda's cocomordan training which i would appreciate if you put up personally.

welcome to nu-futbol

>he isn't worth 65
>no he is, look at roma's offer
>that offer doesn't exist
>no, it's the player's will
>no, it doesn't exist
>backtracking

>Pepe Reina, Mattia Caldara, Theo Hernández, Diego Laxalt, Ismaël Bennacer, Rade Krunić, Giacomo Bonaventura and Rafael Leão are out of the squad.

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>Diego Laxalt
That's good though, it means he might be leaving

You forgot the eternal Danilo

They handled it poorly, I just hope that Marotta and management learned from their mistakes. That being said, we are not THAT eager and I doubt we will let Icardi go for under 50mil.
On the other hand Juventus are indeed eager to get him, even if from purely financial reasons - a year later they are bound to double their money for him, especially if Juve go far in CL. Also, multiple sources keep reporting that Ronaldo also wants to play alongside Icardi.

>multiple sources
They make Momblano look reliable

Little recap seems you guys seem very confused.

Inter values Icardi 80.
They asked Roma for 55-60 + Dzeko.
Roma offered 40-45 + Dzeko (and 7m a year to Icardi).
He wants to wait for Juve for a few days more but as far as the reports goes he pretty much accepted that contract (mainly because Wanda wants to play model on Rome's monuments).
Inter still wants more money.
The more time passes the more Petrachi seems to only be interested in giving away Dzeko if it brings Icardi.
There's also reports of selling Dzeko to Inter, Icardi goes to Napoli and getting Milik but that would be more complicated.

>Wanda wants to play model on Rome's monuments

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second day of no fap, feels good so far

god help me but I would

>Meret
he's shit and both Older and worse than Donnarumma, Mancini is also shit

I only fap three times a week to mantain an inner balance

I fap like once/twice a day, is this much?

>no Bennacer, Krunic, Leao not even Bonaventura
wtf why? The only reason to watch thi shitshow would be seeing how boad Duarte is but i'm sure he won't play more tha 45mins

>Zero transfer news for days

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Above average that's for sure

Imagine the mayhem if Lega decides to close the window next weekend

Now that’s a well rounded brapper, gentlemen.

Correa is not worth anywhere near that. They should go for Lazio’s one instead.

/seriea/ plans for friday afternoon and evening ?

Lazio are going to ask way more than that

I heard through the grapevine that the girl I went on a couple of dates with has a date with someone else tonight. We never talked about being 'exclusive' or anything like that, but I still feel a bit heartbroken and unsure if that's a valid feeling or nott.

As what I'm doing tonight, probably go out for a few drinks with some friends. Nothing special

Smoke, take a shit, eat and go to sleep.

I hope you are wrapping it up and not eating that pussy.

Looks like you dodged a bullet there.

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>Zero transfer news for days

here, have some random rumors

>Sassuolo is going to close the deal with Zenit St. Petersburg for the Argentine central defender Emanuel Mammana. The player should get on loan with the possibility of buying him for about 10-11 million euros.

>From Germany the newspapers tell of an interest of Atalanta for an Augsburg player. Philipp Max, a 25-year old left winger that could be the new reinforcement for Gasperini, according to Kicker. The player has a contract until 2022, but from Augsburg they let it be known that his valuation is 20 million euros.

>Fiorentina thinks of Franck Ribery. It does this concretely, contacts have been going on for weeks. The Frenchman is a man who appeals to all the management. The request of 4 million net per year is a matter of discussion, a figure that the parties deal with but there is a stalemate on the commissions to be paid to the player's agent.

Go for a swim, and maybe do some shopping

>Milan have offered Atletico €38 million plus bonuses fit Correa while Atletico’s request is €55 million. Milan have told Correa’s entourage that they do not intend to raise their offer so negotiations remain stalled. [Sky]
Are >we finally pulling out of that scam? Although the possibility of the season with Castillejo as a starter SS scares me.

twitter.com/ASRomaEN/status/1162370009739476994?s=20

Nzonzi OUT

I'll go for a bike ride, then go back and get dinner. Then I guess that I should invest time into figuring out what to do with my life, but I'll probably numb myself with some old movie and social media

>The brother of Manchester United midfielder Paul Pogba believes that Jose Mourinho isn't a winner.
Laxalt agent admits he is open to Milan exit
>According to what has been reported by Sky Sport today, Parma have requested the loan of young central defender Alessandro Bastoni from Inter Milan.
Bundesliga giants Bayern Munich are yet to make a formal offer for Mario Mandzukic, despite there being interest in signing the Croatian.
>Barcelona defender Juan Miranda is reportedly close to a move to Juventus
Serie A giants Roma reportedly want to sign Marcos Rojo as an alternative to Liverpool's Dejan Lovren

crazy how daytime is already getting shorter, went for a bike ride yesterday and already around 8pm it got dark as fuck here. Had to ride in the dark for about half hour. It was maximum comfy tho.

i like this new Serie A midtable team buyng from European big clubs meme

Jesus christ just fucking go for someone else he's not even that good ffs

Dude just imagine her pussy being smashed by that other guy she probably considers a real chad...

tfw the only guys who will arrive will be panic buys

>cameraman=Pallotta

Is he gay, how is he not rock hard wtf

Gonna lift some weights and play Digimon World 2

Like who? There were rumours about Kramaric when Boban just became whatever his position is called and then they suddenly died out

She squeezed him hard right before this picture was taken

was wanda always this prominent
even with maxi lopez?

Un De Paul en Viola, grazie amigo

That truly is the face of a man who just had an encounter with the cocomordan

bit gay desu

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Kramaric is one, Depay anther, there was Ben Yedder Matial before they sold Lukaku even someone like De Paul i don't know i'm not a dof but i refuse to belive he's literally the only good second striker you can buy with 40m

The Calabrichad in his natural environment

Going for a walk in a while, days are getting longer and sunnier here.

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not gay at all you weirdo

>Totti's biography "Un Capitano" is Amazon's most selling book in 2019
I still cant wrap my mind how fucking retarded do you have to be to at least try and keep someone with his media presence around by giving him a few wins.
Remember when americans were supposed to be marketing geniuses?

Hazard injured for a month.

>memories of 06 final fly through Zidane's mind as he cries himself to sleep

Watch Barcelona Athletic

>watching Barca without Messi

I don't get why florenzi is so underrated, he can do anything and he's always there when roma needs him

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Stop right there. I'm not going to let you lower the spirit of a fellow /seriea/ king with your /pol/tard cuck fetish
If you want something serious from her tell her. If she refuses you it's better to lose her like this.

He's a shit right back on defense (still the best Roma had to offer last season) and he's the obvious weak point in the lineup, which often gets abused by the other team.
His career has suffered from being relagated to right back and he lost that humility he had in his early years after he scored against Barça.
Also i have it in good word that he ask for the smaller kid so he doesnt appear as too much of a manlet ans that's never a good thing

>Also i have it in good word that he ask for the smaller kid so he doesnt appear as too much of a manlet
What do you mean?

mercato for delusion FC

icardi
dybala
hamez modric ........ correa
any other additions ?

Net mercato strictly speaking, but Caldara belongs in delusion FC for obvious reasons

ECA is having a meeting at Anfield apparently

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>watching barça

twitter.com/obijichange/status/1162414629836009474
Quite deep if you ask me

>Yes, it is a Mighty True Chief Dr George Obiozor is so much Afraid of Kaizer Chiefs b/c it is a very Pwerful Spiritual Powerful Football Club According '' former Enyimba Player '' who play that Club.
What did he mean by this?

I don't know but I feel like there's a conspiracy going on between this Dr. George Obiozor and AC Milan

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twitter.com/ASRomaEN/status/1162424089467904001?s=20

Was he always this ugly?

It's the tan + stubble. A sad attempt not to look like a 190 cm twink

Biraghi on loan with option to buy to Inter

Poliano to Viola

Politano? He's just a slightly darker Borini

What does /serieA/ think about nu San Paolo?
I like it. Btw have ticket prices changed? Any news on that

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*Politano and Dimarco to Viola

What a dumb move, replacing two preseason standouts with your former youth team product who made a name for himself elsewhere. Couldn't have had a transfer window without pulling an >Inter

>Poliano to Viola
Why the fuck did >we bought him reeeeeeeeee

>sei a casa tua
might as well be if i'm that distant from the pitch

DZEKO EXTENDED
twitter.com/ASRomaEN/status/1162452837441445888?s=20

Wft? Isn't he going to inter + 60 millions for icardi???

Dybala for Icardi must be a done deal then

very soon

HOLY FUCK WASN'T EXPECTING THIS
Part of me wanted to see Maurito in red and yellow jersey but part of me still hoped that our Edin could get back to his past glory

This was unexpected

I hope this means that Polipoli won't go anywhere, >we can't face the season with just three strikers

Schöne goal for Genoa
twitter.com/WillemHaak/status/1162456326322229249?s=20

NO IT CAN'T BE!!! HE WANTS TO GO TO INTER! HE TOOK A PICTURE WITH PERISIC!!!! THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE! WE OFFERED 10M PLUS HALF U14 SQUAD

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Ahahah no that can't be happening totally non delusional Interisti told me it was done weeks ago

Will he ever return to Serie A?

I miss him, not even Inter fan.

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>tfw after like 10 decisive weeks for Dzeko to Inter, this was actually the decisive week for Dzeko's renewal
You also now realise the "He's getting pissed at Roma" and so on was all bullshit. And that Di Marzio hasn't got a rumor right in three year

In the past years he was pretty spot on but this summer he's been a fucking train wreck

We'll be happy with Dybala user don't worry

NOOO ITS NOT FAIR FUCKING GOBBI MAFIOSI CALLED THEIR SUCCURSALE TO BLOCK DZEKO SALEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

delusional

>Inter

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They can always get Andre Silva

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Hold still Inda, this will only hurt a bit...

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>can't attract fucking Dzeko
>expect to get Dybala
Ok

Dybala wants to move to Inter

>the absolute state of sfinter

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So does Dzeko la

Just like Dzeko, and Modric. Why the fuck would he want to go there anyway

>Dybala to inter

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incredible falseflagging tbqh

Playtime in CL in a formation which actually suit him with a coach he knows?

too based to put up with modern zoomers

i'd agree with you if i didn't meet some Interista irl unironically claim the same things

How about playtime in CL with an actually good team and an offensive coach?

yeah since Conte has such a great CL record lmao

>Playtime in CL in a formation which actually suit him with a coach he knows?
>with a coach he knows?
??? Dybala has never been coached by Conte

wow fra stop being an ABI

>The Earl of European Football

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ADURÌZ
R
I
Z

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Right, I'm sorry

Holy based

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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oh no no no

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This should be the main JJ sponsor instead of Jeep desu

*ahem*

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Dybala to Barca, you read it here first ;)

Enjoy Sanchez sfinteristi

How do you say boss in chinese

>tfw they want you to move to Milano

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Griezman wants to move to Inter

Li Yonghong

twitter.com/NotABadxThing/status/1162474436165025794
This Dybala guy sure is weird

Oh, he just deleted it. Fug.

this is actually hilarious
2 months of dzeko done la and then this happens

>conte's at the wheel
at least they had the decency to no let Beppe drive

The next bread should be 'Laughing at Inter' edition, with pic related

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Suicide I've already died

Actually I think it's time to dust off this old gem

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I have to stay twitter is pretty fun on occasions like these

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BOSNIGGER ON REVIVE WATCH

wtf Edin

>Inter Milan are studying Alexis Sanchez as a plan B option after failing to sign Edin Dzeko according to @DiMarzio
I hope he at least gets this one

>lazy spic with huge wages with Conte
good luck

Guys use this for the new thread

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It's all tumbling down

It might be hard to pay both Sanchez and Dybala's huge wages but it can be done

It's most likely going to be LLorente

With la potenza di Suning, everything is possible

----------------Piatek-Correa
--------------------Paqueta
-----------Bennacer-Modric-Kessie
Hernandez-Romagoli-Musacchio-Chadlabria
-------------------Donnarumma

Yeah I'm thinking I'm back

>I'm
r-rino

twitter.com/OfficialASRoma/status/1162455295714627585
I'm sure the first goal in the video being against Inter is simply a coincidence

cringe
Correa won't even happen, let alone Modric

>"w-we didn't want D-dzeko anyway..."

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In the end ABInter's ALWAYS win

For the last time, Modric isn't happening and Giampaolo himself said Paquetà is going to play in midfield

I fixed this (added realism)
----------------Piatek-Leao
--------------------Suso
-----------Paqueta-Bennacer-Kessie
Hernandez-Romagoli-Musacchio-Chadlabria
-------------------Donnarumma

Let me dream for a moment ;_;

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>Gianluca Di Marzio: Accordo tra Roma e Inter per Patrick Schick, prestito con obbligo di riscatto per un'operazione complessiva di 35 milioni

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What is he up to now

Please stop

unironocally shitposting on twitter

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