they want me to buy tickets when they go on sale so they've got fucking michelle waterson and jj aldrich booked. i wouldn't drive around the block to watch them fight let alone over 2 hours and pay for a hotel and tickets
Kayden Lopez
RACISTS OF SPEE HEEM BTFO YET AGAIN LOLOLOL
Henry Jenkins
i wouldn't go to that event if it was in my living room and all I had to do was walk down the hallway
Ryder Wood
Poor lithcuck got shystered out of a contract
Superfight with Teodoras or Jiri when?
Adrian Lewis
You could see Dana's disappointment when fatty won
He should've still signed the tall blond fit dimepiece who was winning 99% of the fight and is 6-1
Yeah straight trash, they'll never reward us with a PPV. If Masvidal can get one in Miami he'll be my new favorite fighter. The UFC is so disrespectful to Florida.
Schaub, Gastelum, Edwards, Ngannou, definitely gonna need a fight that actually means something.
Me vs Dillon Danis I knock him out in 4 seconds, instead of follow up punches I go for the bow in front of your unconscious body. I then call out Masvidal who I beat by split decision. I then lose 50-44 to Usman in my title shot.
James Sullivan
why don't you all just go ask her on a date and heem each other until there's only one discord tranny left standing
what number of her many times getting raped prompted her to get that tattoo?
Blake Evans
In terms of the story of the fight you won, usman just grinded you against the fence for 5 rounds and you hit a solid flying knee in the third before getting taken down which wobbled him
Ayden Bell
/heem/ approved boys Hardy Colby Dannis
Tyler King
add Askren and Schaub
Jace Hall
Sorry no cans allowed
Caleb Nelson
I can't wait for the Danis fight to actually happen and for all you guys to be cheering me on when you realise I'm a heem poster.
>he is kind of a bum and not good enough for gate keeper Pettis This is what I don't get, other than Pettis winning the Benson fight whereas Dias didn't, they're on the exact same level. Both have so many flaws but Pettis doesn't have the hands to match Diaz, he's going to be relying on kicks alone unless he decides to wrestle which wouldn't surprise me, because if not he'll land kicks but eat 1 2s the whole fight. And Diaz is tough he can eat hundreds of leg kicks before the stop him from throwing strikes.
Parker Martin
Masvidal can actually wrestle though. Diaz vs Pettis is just black belt vs black belt.
Mason Moore
It was cringe watching Nate try to talk shit to RDA in the 3rd while he was on his back after getting his ass kicked for each minute of the fight. Joe loved it though he was like "wow he's just so tough wow" despite him missing weight by a lot.
All black belts are different. Kron trains with very few people and one of them is Nate. And he is a as legit as it gets. Moreover Nate has been doing it since he was a teen and Pettis started to train much later in his career.
Carson Murphy
If Pettis rocks Nate he can make him tap. Wasn't Branch a Gracie black belt who got submitted in 49 second by the joker?
Kayden Richardson
One got dominated by Henderson One tapped him out in the 1st round
I think the issue is that Gracies still promote training in a gi, which is totally pointless for MMA.
A rocked person can't really control its body. And yes, majority of modern bjj black belts are bums. I haven't seen Nate's fight but I am more than certain that he fought as usual and lost. They do a lot of no-gi stuff now.
Aiden Long
"contracts"
Stay in school kids.
Juan Myers
Why are BJJ black belts considered a huge accomplishment? Seems like they hand them out to anybody with a pulse nowadays.
i wouldn't say ugly but she's not half of what the incels here pretend she is, she looks like every single mom in their 30s ever, no tits and not much ass, and not many curves too, she's an 6/10 at max
I respect Colby's maga gimmick, but Al's bagle boss gimmick is a top tier 2019 meme gimmick. I hope he gets it together and goes on a win streak now. Bagel Boss Al is still technically undefeated.
Jose Gomez
Colby's boys with Hardy and Hulk Hogan was dude's with some black guys. Doesn't mean anything really.
Brandon White
Why do leftists choose to be this miserable about everything? Like one there's zero proof to any of that shit, two who expects fighters to be PC? You really think Gaethje isn't a massive redneck douche?
I doubt Gaethje is a redneck he's not from the deep south and he's half Mexican lol Gaethje is more based than Canboy, but he'd probably trigger the soibois too if he started talking about politics or some shit. I don't even know if Canboy has talked about politics before though.
Oh I gotcha he probably said he doesn't like gays like based Bork did. I'm sure a lot of ufc fighters would say the same tbqh that's why they never ask them any political questions.
Cerrone's a douchebag who loves to drink and fight but he's cool as hell to fans and will fight any up and comer. That guys a douchebag to pro athletes from behind a screen and literally just tries to start shit with everyone, he's the exact same as Luke. Who turned out to be a massive pussy.
Jonathan Edwards
>DC vs Stipe 2 this weekend Fucking hell, time has been passing too quick
I have a twitter account should I go talk to this guy?
Oliver Jenkins
Jews trying to sneak into Trump's pocket
Nathan Turner
The dude on the left is his son in law lol
Jordan Price
Pettis has made way better fighters tap than Nate. Why do people pretend that Nate has better jui jitsu? Is it just a bunch of 196ers saying this? Pettis has made Olivera and Chiesa tap
Julian Campbell
Tony Penis is an cool guy but he's even less consistent than Nate. They both have a history of shitting the bed and performing subpar BUT at least Nate didn't get grapplefucked for a total of 15 rounds+ by random C tier wrestlers.
Carson Gutierrez
>If you say something retarded people will think you're a retard Whoa Also how did the lolpooanalian do on the contender series? Was he any good?
Nathan Rodriguez
Pettis has been a champ before though, while Nate's been a gatekeeper his entire career. Nate's also two years older. It's funny how the battle of the gatekeepers is co-maining over the battle for the best natty fighter. I guess that's the Conor effect still glistening on Nate's career.
Wyatt Hernandez
fuck you kamarpoo fuck you queefington fuck you mctapper
Beating rda isn't an impressive win anymore he's beyond flushed. Edwards had a split decision against Gunnar Nelson and managed to dominate rda. Rda is a way too highly ranked gate keeper.
> we set out a long time ago - five years ago - we were both broke, plotting in the world of how we're gonna make our money and our stake in this world and our dreams are now falling into plan
Damn didn't realize he was such a unit. Thought he was smaller since he isn't a cutbabby. He may just be kinda short because he looks big for being like 183 or whatever.
30k is livable stop crying about their pay they get to fight for a living instead of having to work desk jobs. They knew what they signed up for. Anyone who goes into mma to get rich is a brainlet. It's technically possible, but you have better odds in boxing and even then it's extremely slim.
Jaxon Nelson
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM SLEEPY
Josiah Butler
Okay guys I am not a part of the schaub meme but Ive been thinking this for a while and apparently schaub was thinking this too. Would his career look different if he was fighting in light heavy weight? His chin would be better for sure right?
Nolan Watson
Probably not he played football growing up so his chin was already heemed from cte
Literally no one says that he's fought at hw twice in 2018 then you have to go back to 2013 to find his last hw fight and it was against fat ass Roy Nelson
That women's fight where the girl shit all over the octagon
Michael King
>Implying reading mma articles makes you smart Brainlet. The fact you even consider mma articles reading shows you actually haven't read a book before.
Jose Phillips
I did not imply that. It's a meme, calm down. I read around 75 books a year according to my goodreads account.
Jason Gomez
>"If people bring so much courage to this world the world has to kill them to break them, so of course it kills them. The world breaks every one and afterward many are strong at the broken places. But those that will not break it kills. It kills the very good and the very gentle and the very brave impartially. If you are none of these you can be sure it will kill you too but there will be no special hurry." - Dillon Danis What did he mean by this?
The last book I read was The Righteous Mind and I wish I'd read it earlier. It's a very good time read it especially if you expend a lot of effort arguing about politics.
It's been a hard few years being a fan of this guy, throwing the fight against Diaz, losing to Gaethje after having him out on his feet twice, getting submitted by Elkins and being two rounds up against Emmett and then deciding to start circling towards his power hand.
I don't know what to suggest, he's really not looking himself recently. The speed and power is going. And he's only 33, he's not financially set. He could try going back to 155 but he's undersized there.
Main event: old timer on the verge of retirement vs. fireman
Co-main: can vs. can
mid-show: roider vs. young promising prospect
opener: le forward pressure lad vs. who the fuck
Safe to say I'm only sticking around for natty Paulo.
Christopher Torres
He's a hourneyman
Levi Brooks
you sound beta as fuck
Cameron Barnes
he's brain damaged out and on the verge of chris benoiting himself, he was always a bum and only looked good beating the fuck out of joey brain damage lauzon. Go read more Jewish literature you cuck faggot.
Juan Mitchell
READ MY BOOK YOU STUPID GOY AND OPEN YOUR MIND UP TO LETTING YOUR WIFE FUCK AROUND AND CHOPPING YOUR TODGER OFF
imagine unironically reading a book about politics from a yale kike living in new york city, oh nonononono
Alexander Moore
Will you post your goodreads account? I would like to follow you.
Anthony Nelson
Imagine reading a book coaching you on how to argue politics period That other britanon is a fuckwit
Juan Garcia
Sorry what I didn't hear you *Left hook, right cross, right hook to the solar plexus, double jab, left cross, highkick* Thought so
Kayden Turner
Is it a journey man or a gatekeeper when you've beating guys like Ferguson and Barboza. I've never really got the difference. Different bong
Nolan Jones
yeah it's kill yourself at goodreads dot com
Brandon Powell
Don't be scared homie
Jackson Hall
Very high iq book chat here today
Christopher Fisher
You'll be very high when I use my IQ to usada your ass in rd1
Austin Cruz
This world is disgusting where jewish filth is pedaled in my precious HEEM
Jaxon James
gatekeeper journeymans a bum like diego sanchez that fights for money
Luis Brown
>I read around 75 books a year Prove it. And don't reply with "hurr do you think its impossible..."
Charles Adams
Gatekeepers are guys like dc that can never beat the champ but beat everyone else Journeymen are people like Pettis or Diaz who lose to everyone with no real purpose and sometimes win
Charles Price
I've finished Crime and Punishment by Dostoevsky last week and it was enjoyable. 19th century Russian literature is a treasure. A book I always recommend is Les Miserables: that's a classic that everyone should read once in their lifetime. A modern author that I enjoy is Cormac Mccarthy, his books have very dark and grit themes and violence is a constant of his stories. Blood Meridian in particular is kino
Gatekeepers are guys like Nik Lentz what guard the gate to your title run
Jason Clark
Books are for when you're in jail/prison, nerds.
Dominic Nelson
White Nights is the best Dostoevsky, reading a translation of Crime And Punishment seems dull to me when you can get more out of Under Western Eyes by Conrad written in English originally. both are worth the read though.
David Jones
sup heem
William Lee
half of fighters will lose this weekend
Luis King
For me it's Demons and Brothers Karamazov Check out Dead Souls by Gogol when you're in the mood for some cold hard blackpills
Samuel Evans
who Stipe, Nate, Paulo here?
Jace Scott
u willing to bet on no draws?
Mason Russell
Nate has never been good he just fought his perfect matchup Stipe is flushed Paulo is a can
Jeremiah Clark
I think you would like Understanding Human History by Michael H. Hart even though it was written by a Jew.
Christopher Green
I could lay on top of and hammerfist all of you for 5 rounds for a 50-45 decision win
Adrian Mitchell
>Brett Okamoto: You're becoming like a white whale for MMA interviewers. >Nate Diaz: I don't know what a white whale is.
Sorry but I don’t appreciate jews calling themselves white and using “judeo-christian” to help subvert christian values
Mason Harris
Nate finna get dabbed on
Ian Miller
'christian' 'values'
look at a history book, no values but power and money
Easton Cook
Incredible.
Jason Roberts
Thats why christ rejected usury and got killed by jews right
Jace Walker
>church
>actually caring about the words of jesus
Nolan Martinez
You realize most christians consider mega churches, even throughout history, to be a perversion (mostly caused by jewish influence). You don't need the church to follow Christ, this is why “judeo-christian” is so disgusting
Robert Wood
alri
Carson Russell
pena is such a fuckdoll
Camden Turner
ryan hall
Austin Ortiz
future of MMA
Jaxson Morris
she's just on that line of real but gorgeous
will be interesting to see if she can get a title shot back from her baby
Hunter Morgan
he gassed instantly and shitty cage wrestled with the other guy until he passed out from exhaustion and gave his neck beast of a performance
This nigga cutting to 145 finna look like a dirty q tip.
Adrian Russell
Aleksandar 'Super Samoan' Rakic
David King
"Staring at the sun is exciting and fun" -Aspen Ladd
Austin Collins
discord tranniess are awake
Luke Gomez
ONE MORE RUN AT THE STRAP, BROTHERS
Oliver Thompson
Know your enemy. Dumb nigger
John Allen
everything about this general is fucking lame
Jordan White
Who do you think Ladd should fight next? Peña is a combo of flushed/can/name but then again so is holly. I'd love to see aspen knock holly out with a showtime kick off the cage
Ethan Watson
aspenladd Verified I always feel like I need a " I SURVIVED" t-shirt to commemorate our wrasslin #tuesdays. Wrestling is a terrible, awful, horrendously tough aspect of mma...and completely awesome because of all that #wrestling #thehardstuff #grind #alwaysimproving #work #mmagold #ufc #dontbeapussy
she finally brought back her dont be a pussy motto after 2 years, she pulled out of that fight "because of certain feminine issues"
Watching Aspen Ladd POUND tonya evinger was probably the highlight of my life. That fucking bitch deserved every punch. I'd rank it slightly ahead of my wedding day.
Hudson Kelly
What's stopping the UFC from creating a women's welterweight division? Aspen Ladd could fight Megan Anderson for the strap everyone I know would buy that PPV
"On the mountains of truth you can never climb in vain: either you will reach a point higher up today, or you will be training your powers so that you will be able to climb higher tomorrow." - Nate Diaz
would you really buy it if the streams went down. i missed the last 2 and just watched the recaps it's whatever to me. they sold their soul to espn disney
Jaxson Myers
lol no fuck WMEIMG they're ruining everything and they sacked Goldie I hope they go bust
Connor Thomas
You could maintain an MMA blog and write each $60 event off on your taxes.
Julian Bell
Events are like 100 dollars
Jaxson Torres
>setting in Point me to a point in time where Stipe hasn't been like that.
Joshua Clark
nate diaz looks bad in that interview does he have to have all of the thc out of his system for the in competition testing
Noah Anderson
Living in your head rent free
Sebastian Butler
he's always sounded like that
he's a mushmouth retard who can't enunciate and speaks in run-on sentences
classless sucker punch. no respect for that guy. dana should make him fight krzysztof soszynski as punishment.
Robert Price
brehs i think this is all just a ploy to get bullet valentina to go out with him. and i think it's working. cejudo and benavidez are winning. it truly is the year of the manlet.
Al has been my boy for awhile now, pre Khabib fight. Only fighter to call out Dana and still remain in the UFC.
Was heartbreaking watching him get beat down by Cowboy, specifically because hes more than capable of beating him.
Landon Brown
If Dustin wins, Khabib may retire and it's very likely that Conor won't take another UFC fight, since getting the shit beaten out of him hurts his brand. Additionally, the UFC fucks its own credibility by not giving Tony the next title shot, and Tony is tracking very well online, so ESPN wants that fight even if Dana's head is still in Ireland.
He looks like a background character from The OC television series.
Wyatt Harris
Thoughts on Punisher Bass, Derek Schott? twitter.com/punisher_bass Thoughts on September breaks? Thoughts on being a big guy? Thoughts on unironically believing you're not an idiot?
Samuel King
Favourite female fighting style is Rose's. Favourite female fighting personality is Amanda's.
Matthew Cook
>it's very likely that Conor won't take another UFC fight He is just waiting for the right fight.
The right fight is Conor vs Nate 3, for an amount of money that the UFC may not be willing to pay.
Charles Rivera
Thoughts on conservative catholic mexican posters blowing khabib the fuck out on a daily basis?
Brody Thomas
>He led McGregor further into the shower as he rubbed his Fingers along McGregor's tip. Diaz felt the coldness of McGregor's soaked Trousers as he ran his hand rapidly down McGregor's dick. The Water Didn't drown out McGregor's moans.
>Nate touched him until he was hard, then went back to showering.
>"You stingy Twat" McGregor said. Based Nate
Mason Scott
I approve of it
Ryder Long
LUKAS
Anthony Miller
conor is very likely waiting for dustin to lose and get the rematch that will launch him to another title shot (because obviously Conor would heem dusbstin poopier again)
Cooper Ortiz
>Just be yourself, bro. Be natchy. And it will all work out!
Gonna have some elk stew soon What will you eat today HEEM?
Dylan Rogers
>waking up at 11 AM
Caleb Torres
If there were a button that, if I pressed it, could give me the life of Conor McGregor, but at the same time would kill a random /heem/ poster, I would press that button without hesitation. I would press it like 50 times.
Landon Perez
CORAL SPRINGS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT LUKAS GONNA HAVE A SHIT TIME AT WORK
Ryan Harris
>those few days before a great UFC card where you tidy up your shitposting because you don't want to be banned during the card
hello there spam chad! can i make you a couple questions?
Adam Sanders
Hey spammy what are you having for dinner today?
Elijah Barnes
he will retire dc this time
Logan Stewart
Who else hopes Brendan Schwepps has trouble losing weight and gets really really fat. Like morbidly obese? He thinks right now he's losing weight fast because he's on "straight keto" but he just keeps getting bigger.
Joe called him out on it last podcast they did. Brendan was trying to say some workout machine doesn't work because he was burning tons of calories but not losing weight, Rogan told him he's eating like a fat fuck on his food truck diaries so there's no way he's going to lose any weight eating like a pig all the time. Brendan is destined to become an unfunny Joey Diaz look alike
Wyatt Thomas
Brendan Schaub with a pussy would be breathtaking. It would be so pink and hed make sure to wax every once in a while and his lips would be silky. To see his clit, youd have to spread his lips because are also chubby. His walls are fluffy and itd be so easy for him to squirt.
Jaxson Collins
I always make sure to report as many people as possible right before big cards.
Imagine being 7-1 and only being 27 years old. Imagine having a 100% finish rate. Imagine never being KO'd in your career. Imagine fighting to be on Dana's Contender Series. Now imagine winning on Dana's Contender Series. Now imagine winning via finish.
Now imagine not getting a contract, while a ghetto mutant decision machine with 0 KO's and 4 losses is gleefully picked by Dana White instead, for barely winning via decision.
Is this UFC in 2019? No whites allowed? Scrubs only?
Tyler, I'm literally a lolpooanalian and I really wanted him to be good. But even I had to admit he's a giga heartlet can. Poop even by lhw standards. He'll only be the next big thing in Krakow MMA or some other carny shit like that.
Cooper Taylor
i made that post
Levi Jenkins
Also going 7-1 against guys like "Mike Doss" does not make you hot shit
Andrew Hernandez
If Kevin Lee won exactly the same way Julius did, Dana would say "this kid is the next big thing, I see superstar potential here"
No. Fedor was (is) slightly overrated, but it's not casualfags or nostalgiafags. It's just he looks like a regular dude and he kicks asses of people who looked more ripped and scarier than he was (Randleman). Fedor = Jason Statham
Blake James
Silva and the Fertittas have been out for almost 3 years now, puts a lot of things in perspective
John King
seeing him as the only winner up there not getting picked was sad
if you win via finish you deserve to get a contract even if you are a prelim warrior, the UFC needs fresh blood
>Old UFC Have to be an undefeated fighter with 15+ wins to get a contract Have to win TUF tournament or Have to be a former Champ with at least a few defenses No women allowed
>New UFC Have at least 4+ wins to get a contract Win or lose on Contender Series or Show up to a Performance Institute in your country for a free meal Only women and black "men" allowed
khalil roundtree will be back blacker and stronger than ever
Joshua Myers
Why does Schaub have a weekly MMA Podcast when he doesn't even watch any of the fights?
Jonathan Rivera
It's tough b, but this game goes beyond watching str8 beasts gadoosh each other. My man Schaub has the experience and the humility to share his thawlts for free to all those willing to listen.
It's exactly why he has more dislikes than likes on his videos. The fans are seeing through his bullshit and turning on him. Beige really exposed Schaub for the fraud he is.
Nathan Foster
deserved, hollyweird jew faggot druggie degenerate
it's tawlf... hence why i dont even bother with it anymore and only watch his foodtruck shit, and even that is pretty shit because he's a terrible interviewer
Landon Perez
Almost none of what you said is true
Angel Scott
See Nobody cares about muh ebin personalities in le general, this applies to all the fucking retards here trying to be noticed
Oliver Jackson
Fedor is not overrated but taking in count how young the sport is there's not many other competitors to compare him when it comes to heavyweights.
Singer’s report quotes Silva, who explained that when Lombard was on the fourth fight of his eight-fight UFC contract, he stood to make $205,000 to show and $75,000 to win. However, Silva said he was able to convince Lombard to fight for less than half that amount ($100,000) in exchange for not being cut by the promotion.
The return of the Salmon The Chris either getting flushed again or finding redemption More Zabit wrestlekino Boston shaping up to be a pretty fun card desu
Connor Lee
Pettis was a champ though so he's automatically above Diaz. DC is the current hw champ too how would he be considered a gatekeeper.
Bentley Howard
Based Nate saying fuck that long ass Moby Dick book
Adam Fisher
I'd like to go but none of my boys want to and I also don't want to pay hundreds of dollars to witness Chris get flushed by reyshit
Jackson Thompson
Just imagine the absolute units we would have at a 170 BrapHawg division
For my theme song My leather black jeans on My by-any-means on Pardon, I'm getting my scream on Enter the kingdom But watch who you bring home They see a black man with a white woman At the top floor they gone come to kill King Kong
MMA On Point are cucks and I can't stand them. That is all.
Angel Cooper
who is this tittymonster
Benjamin Barnes
Nigga tried to hit a lick and missed (blat!) Tried to run then I caught him like a fish (caught his ass) I'ma catch his ass with the whole clip (blat! blat!) I'ma beat they ass up like Ron Artest (mwah!) Pussy nigga ran like a Miss (hah!)
