/mlb/

You only have yourself to blame.

TAMPON GAY GAYS

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Sounds like my kind of team

TAMPON GAY FUCKIN' QUEERS

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>meta are gonna win the NL east

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The Mets aren't even gonna make the Wild Card.

god i wish that baseball were my balls lmfao you know what i mean LOL

I'm at a party I don't want to be at

No. Just no.

Nats win again. Get fucked Mets.

try to rape a girl, that'll get you outta there real quick

Braves win again take that nats and mets

For me, it's the undisputed 2019 WS Champs.

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>thinking having a "bad guy" who is also a "fat guy" is a bad thing for keeping things interesting and fun for the others

no it won't. it will make people say "hey don't let him leave" and they'll sit you down and make you answer a lot of questions and generally be up in your face. way worse than blending in to the crowd. you can always rape a bum on the way home.

imagine the smell of her finger

god i wish that were me

yanks got to 80 first

Don't just take my word for it.
Just google "Orioles to Nashville"

damn i guess you are right. modern day sure is weird. back in my hay day you would just get kicked out for acting strangely. nowadays you get made a celebrity and put on liberal news networks

>Mest

>chokes to the braves in NLCS

>hay day
Conservatives, Ladies and Gentlemen

yep. rape isn't the victimless crime it once was.

m-m-m-

I’ll shrug it off. This is one of those games

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i dont think it's just that, it's the fact that people don't want to just party anymore, they want to be angry. anger is the new happiness
yes i know, anyone who doesn't say "folks" and quote rap lyrics is a conservative gun nut school school now

i'd like to dodge her, if you know what i mean.

it's folx, racist.

>This is just one of those games.
>This is just one of those weeks.
>This is just one of those months.

>*crickets*

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Mets gonna be back in 4th soon.

>blue balls

It’s literally the 3rd loss in the past 3 weeks or something. Braves are good, and wheeler didn’t have his stuff. There’s always a chance to bounce back

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>whos

For me, it's big titties and the Dodgers

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>finally facing real teams
>the avatars now come with free cope

>mfw erick fedde and joe ross are actually good now

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Oh no I’m coping

Wait? You mean the Mets don't get to play the Whos, Pirates and Royals every game for the rest of the season?
Fuck.

They literally just won a series against the nationals.

When is the ticker tape parade scheduled for the Mets winning the first two weeks of August?

the Nats aren't good, either

>must fit my criteria

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They very nearly got swept. At home.

>Marlels
I feel bad for them

Against literal dumpster teams, even.
The yearly Mest lifelong appearance is always good entertainment.

Oh just like the yearly x fans also. I can list them all if you will

Right after the one for the Mariners winning the first 2 weeks of April.

>this one raging mests fan

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Please do for Inspector's sake.

The Giants won the last week of July. Don't forget about them.

*shane green shits the game again*

Why the fuck is greene out there again

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>Dodgers aren't letting the Marlins out of the game

You know we have a meme for that, right? It was a good one, lots of fun.
Injecting yourself in 4 Channel communities without lurking first makes you stick out like a bright red baboon ass.

There's also the parade for the who's reaching .500 for one day.

Mattingly's punishment must be more severe.

>Shane Greene

>the the angels angels of ana's home

>PHILTHIES

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH

Well, the Mets have been .500 for 3 days. Surely there's a trophy for that.

Unironically bring back Jackson

>"Trust the process" chants in Miami
kek

It's not so funny as is it sad. I mean what else can the fans do?

Piped in through the PA system, no doubt

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Or Tomlin or Blevins or literally anyone else

Well, it's funny because it's sad. You're right, though, the fans don't have much of a choice but to acknowledge they're going to be bad for a long time.

>Chad has to take one off the mask to get out of the game
Holy shit this 9th for the Marlins is brutal.

Dodgers not content with killing the poor Marlin's pitching now they have to kill an umpire as well.

Ump at the Marlins game died, dragging this game out even more. Fucking hell.

At least jackson was 50/50 on either being an ace or choking. Shane greene is utter horseshit and should be shot

Man I fucking hate the Dodgers so much.

>neris

HEYWARD HOMERUN
KEK PHILTHIES

>Barves

METS TIE IT
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF /mlb/

fuckin neris

kek scuba kek

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>NERIS NERIS NERIS
KEK PHILTHIES KEK

oof

>cusbs

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Jon Jay lol

Another road game, another loss.

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SIGH GACKT

Get fucked samefag

>Ump at the Marlins game died, dragging this game out even more. Fucking hell.
Literally or figuratively? Pls tell me it was Angel

Yonder Alonso lol

It was Chad and they took him out for precautionary reasons. Russell Martin is pitching now for the lulz.

Phillthie keks still wont make post season. Don't let the revived corpse of Manuel fool you!

He took a 110 EV foul tip to the mask with so much force that his mask flew off and then the ball deflected and hit his chest all in half a second so you tell me.

It's been a long day

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My Dodgies won again :)

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snitker looks depressed

A STANTONIAN DL STINT

how does it feel paying that giant mongoloid 35 mil to do nothing?

GOAT
gg fish

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>McNeil hurt
THE MEST ARE FINISHED

if mcneil is hurt, their season is over. they literally cannot win without him.

>catcher becomes pitcher
>pitcher becomes 1st baseman
They were making fun of the Marlins.

>Mcneil

>McNeil is kill

I believe you mean the Doggie Doos

kek mest losing this game in more ways than one

>mest

It wouldn't be the mest if there wasn't crushing despair.

kek scuba

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youtube.com/watch?v=Hds9tFMuU8o

i'd let her doo doo on my doggie

>#Dodgers and #Yankees are 1st teams to 80 wins. That has happened twice before, 1947 and 1953. The Yanks beat the Dodgers both of those years in the World Series. #Elias
interesting stuff, doggie doos. interesting

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>a couple days ago writes a tweet saying the Mets are back
>comes back from vacation yesterday
>Mets lose a huge game to the Barves and McNeil dies
He mushed 'em.

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based cholly saving the philshits season

I don't care how hot a girl is, if she wants to take a dump on my dog that's a deal breaker.

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

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BRAVES WIN
MCNEIL IS KILL
>MESTS

>allowing the braves bullpen to get a clean inning in a save situation
most embarrassing mest moment of the year

>sounds about right

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Cry about it faggot
Can't wait until you fuck off to where you came from

I was a make up call for the run costing call and the missed one just before

SCUBA MEST SCUBA MEST SCUBA MEST

HA HA HA HA AHHA SO FUNNY HAHAHA

man this general is shit

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Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck did the Mets lose? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the Braves are better. I want a future of Mets postseason baseball. I want the Mets to use their new-look rotation and bring the World Series back to the NL after the Dodgers' blunders. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought they won 15 of 16, and now Jeff McNeil is injured???? This is so fucked.

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kek scuba

le fat strikeout man doesn't get any benefit of the doubt, plus he was crowding the plate

scuba mest kek

kek mest... skuba

Gz braves, maybe we’ll be back at it tomorrow

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>WHOS >WHOS
>WHOS >WHOS

>mest jews crying about the strike zone after that game
you have zero fucking shame, umps bailed you faggots out on strikes 6 inches off the plate all game, including a should be walk with the bases loaded

>we

Going to complain about that after that bullshit strike 3 call on Culberson in the first inning to bail Wheeler's sorry ass out?

>kike L pitching
You might

This shit is why Mets lifelongs are always hated the for two weeks they show up.

SEND HAPP BACK TO IOWA REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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scuba mest

Well it’s matz tomorrow for the mets. I’m expecting a barn burner and >we lose it because >implying we win it atlanta

CUBS FAN HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DID MY CUBBIE WUBBIES WIN TONIGHT??????????????????????????

>Mets looking like they're about to go on a typical Mets long losing streak
>Mets fans crying because they actually have to play good teams instead of the Pirates, White Sox and Marlins for 3 weeks

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I’m not crying. I’m more upset that mcneil could be hurt than a tough loss to atlanta thanks to how garbage their bullpen is

>Reports that Jeff McNeil injury results came back positive of a potentially tearing his ACL during the 9th inning of the Mets vs Braves game in Atlanta. Will get a second opnion diagnostic tomorrow morning . Should this injury be an ACL tear, then his season will come to a close, and perhaps being off some games in the beginning of the 2020 season.
Holy shit balls.

>I’m not crying.

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Lol mest

>seething
Imagine being this assblastes by the Mets

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>opnion

nice spelling retard

Bitch I’d rather cry about something else than a loss. It happens. Every team will lose every now and then

Mets' upcoming schedule: Braves, Indians, Braves, Cubs, Phillies, Nationals, Phillies, Diamondbacks, Dodgers...

They have one small reprieve against the Royals (8/16-8/18), but otherwise, their days of pretending to be good while beating up on the White Sox and Marlins is over.

What do you want from me asshole

Seethe more >Mest

cubs lost because of umpball yet again

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And they can still beat those teams. I’m not gonna count them out

>Scuba kek

kek... skuyb

>opnion

Imagine taking the time to try and bullshit everyone here but not being bothered to proofread.

>14 strike outs in 6 innings
>Would have mowed down more if he didn't have a near 30 pitch 1st inning
Apologize

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It's actually real. Rip McNeil
>Mest

Like clockwork!

I'm feeling good about this Sox game.

>based Ozzie

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ROBO UMPS NOW.

Kemp got hosed.

The only people who ever questioned Quintana as an acquisition were Cubs fans.

>Seething for the Mest

>Ozzie

Hey man, I remember him. He was quite a manager! Much respect to ya!

I got a feeling this is all the same group.
And that homosexual from Wisconsin is behind it

Somehow the world flipped on its head and Nova and Lopez are our aces now.

>Mest gonna seethe

Ya gotta be respectful

Mets fans are subhuman, they make phillies fans look like scholars and poets

Much respect to ya, bunch of goofballs!

Does the catcher always have his glove exactly where the pitch is gonna be?

Watching the red sox game and it seems like the batter could just look at the catcher well before the ball is thrown to see where its gonna be

>If tonight wasn't a bad omen to Mets fans out there, It just got worse. It appears star player Jeff McNeil is officially out of the season with an apparent ACL tear.

Jomboy here

A lot of ERG false flagging in this thread!

then it should look even more inside

The Mets going to Atlanta and blowing their season has to be my favorite episode

It time for a new video of Meet the Met's Post All-Star Break edition?

ugh........it's ERG!!!!!!!!! Ugh!!!!!!!!!!! Better not mention
>2015
>Heimlich
>royals
otherwise he will give me multiplie (You)'s!!!!!!! you gotta respect that

>Multiple reports that Mets star Jeff McNeil is out for the season from an ACL tear he suffered from the 9th inning in Atlanta.
Unit lost

lol

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It's ERG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh no Yikers!!!!!!!!

BONER KILLA

love seeing this much respect in this thread

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Same man, and you know what? I can respect that. I see your point

>I got a feeling this is all the same group.

can confirm

I totally understand what you're saying.

I can respect that! Love the sentiment schwarbro!

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If we don't have respect this game we love might turn ugly.

>Strong-armed the Indians to get rid of Chief Wahoo
>Changed the DL to the IL despite no one demanding such a change

As long as he's PCing up the game, why not ban the Braves' Tomahawk Chop chant. Please?

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Anglels. Yikes

>tfw the roylels hand out free wins
Im so glad this shit team is a cross-state "rival"

That's probably next on the list.

skuba mest

Because a Tomahawk is an item, not a person of color. That's like banning shitty rap music because it made by blacks.

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I can respect that, Schwarbro!

Psychogang is back, oh godgers where are you?

Can you make some with Joey Gallie and Machaddie where it says "We see eye to eye, and I can respect that" and other such sayings

Machaddie respects no one except Machaddie

I respect your attitude, your opinion, and your freedom of speech, but I don't respect anything else about you.

How bout you fuck off?

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>in a race that will probably be decided by 1.5 games at the most the shartinals and cusb will get free 4 free wins and the broors will have to play a playoff contender team 4 times
defend this

This asshole has gone bananas

But it's true. Machaddie is so based, he actively tries to pull a Eddie Guerrero on people when he hurts them, then acts like he was the one who got hurt.

I respect that

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Agreed anyone wanting to suppress minority representation is a racist faggot.

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bring back chief knock a homa

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHH SEWERS KEK SEWERS KEK

FUCK YOU SCUBA-POSTING SEWER FANS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

What is the worst pitcher contract of all time, taking into account the cost/performance and all that. Is it Wei-Yin Chen?

SOX WIN
CARDS WIN
CUSB LOSE

BAUER PITCHING TOMORROW

>gonna be a based 24 hours

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Oh right the twins can just do like the braves and mask their staff has issues with insane offense

But isn't it the minorities themselves that wnt to suppress minorities. I mean we got Native descendants who are still trying to ban the Red Skins logo, as well s the Blackhawks logo.

oh no sewers

>sport declining in popularity
>jumps on the social justice trend by removing racist caricature
>stupid Yea Forums chodes thinks he actually did it because le racism

swers!!!

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I just watched the indians red sox game

How do they determine who wins the game? Why did they decide to stop playing?

>broors

absolutely pathetic wankers

this is what happens when you let another dinger-focused team into your baby park

>we have a bunch of whites claiming its racist out of "guilt"
Ftfy
The natives loved it even took part in it.

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Sorry

That's >BERDS!!!! fans that post scuba

No you nigger its white mutts which are 1/128th Cherokee that want it banned.

:)

>E-40 repping Giants
I knew he was a faggot

Based steve

add big brycey (once cholly fixes his batting)

Hate to tell you this, but Chief right there is just a Latino posing as a native chief.

>Nigger
>White mutt
Pick one /pol/ tard

Infact, he was Cuban. Which kinda fitting regardless since both have good ass Tobacco

The genny is heating up

Racist
You're the nigger, faggot. The group wanting the natives removed from sports are the mutts.

>Racist
>Still uses the N word.
Have sex /pol/cel

Hey ERG are you godgers?

Ugh......it's ERG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Swing and a miss bro

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>racist hates free speech
>racist thinks all niggers are black
You absolute fucking racist nigger

I'm throwing a welcome party. Everybody welcome eternal royals guy. Where to you ask? The list of course! You've been listed. Enjoy it while it lasts.

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>Being as much of a brainlet into thinking the N word isn't a slur to all blacks, and just a few
>Totally not racist
Fuck off white cis male /pol/cel with your retarded excuses. Have sex!

How are you posting as me?

Jokes on you nigger faggot. I'm not even white.

Your whiter than whip cream /pol/cel. A fat white, sexist, racist, antisemitic, transphobic, Islamphobic, basement dwelling Incel. Have sex!

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eternal royals gay

Welcome to Yea Forums. Enjoy your stay!

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boys we got repeating 7's coming up late tonight so one of you neet fuckers better get em

I'll get it!

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I like the A's and giants =3

Now you're just pretending to be retarded

giA'snts yay :D

Me mets and yankees

okay LGTSS

>be houston
>lose

>be houston
>cheat
>lose

>Im a yankees fan

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Hi. I am still here. Somewhat in the mire, but I am still here. Over these last two weeks I have watched so many of you quietly enter the marshland with me. I can see you, sitting beside me, waist deep in the water and bog. I can feel you, in a silence like art, honoring the most intimate spaces of our pain and heartbreak without shame. I can hear you saying, Let me carry some of that for you.

>be houston
>lose
>come back
>try harder
>lose again

>be houston
>drown from a hurricane

>be houston
>one of the larger markets
>lose

>be houston
>actually be houston
>be a loss in and of itself

Bros, please don't tell me the Dodgers are going to lose the World Series to the Yankees again. At least lose to the Indians as a send-off to Chief Wahoo and how we took LeBron from them. But please don't lose to the Yankees. I couldn't take it

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No, not always. Most of the time, yes.

dont worry bro your doggie doos will be a first round exit

someone take this guy out back...I want to make sure he's comfy...Mmm..gotta love them bloomin onions...tune in on a game with him maybe....when his tummy's full... give him the beatdown..one that makes him leave town...when he thinks he's safe grab a pipe and give him a blow to the ankles...I wanna make sure this asshole's on the ground for what's coming....we'll leave the body in the ocean after the mugging...

Some native Americans were the ones making the foam tomahawks that people used at Turner Field (don't know if they're the ones still doing it today), and I remember their exact quote when asked about it was: "If they [Braves' fans] keep buying them, we'll keep making them."

I've always just assumed white leftists are more bothered by the Redskins and Chief Wahoo than actual Indians.

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catcher's don't pop into position until right as the pitchers starting the pitch, so yeah you could glance back but there's no way in Hell you have time to see where the catcher's framing the pitch and get back to the pitcher in time to get your rhythm before the pitch flies by you

hmmmmmm yeah,,,, then we'll tie him to the bed and load him with spankies.... mmmmm yessir I love that loud smack on the cheeks in the mornin while barb's got a pot o joe on the stove

I'm not convinced this will last so I'm going to celebrate what wins I can

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Imagine being a fan of a team who has been in the league for over fifty years and whose franchise-defining moment fluctuates between that one time one of their players beat up a guy on the other team and that other time one of their players beat up a guy on the other team..

Fuck, that would be embarrassing.

You forgot "one strike away."
"Twice."

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ah shit get me to jets season

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as a schwarbro I love what ya doing!

Based Schwarbro

feeling a schwarber home run tomorrow!

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You gotta give it up to the schwarbrehs this time

What a bunch of losers.

Hell, I respect ya Schwarbro!

gotta love that solid contact off the bat

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I don't understand anymore.

>NEW JOMBOY CONTENT!!

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Now you're getting it

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Daily reminder that BAJP is a fat fuck with a fake Waffle House gf

doggie doggie doos kek

boystown residents are delusional and think all their forced memes are gold

I'm going to other sites

love this schwarbro! he's spicy!

Jomboy here!

based...based schwarbro

jomboy is in the house!

It's times like these we need the Inspector most.

Please, gentlemen, regular posters on the /mlb/ forum, let’s stay on topic please!

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>nest
>jest
>MEST

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what ever happened to Mariners! poster? slow death of the aids?

I miss MMR's lewd Orioles streams

Why does the BBWAA have a hate boner for Andruw Jones

>make caricature of white people
>it's okay
>make caricature of red people
>it's evil and hitler
Burger society everyone

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Is it weird as 8 year old boy 20 years ago. I thought Wahoo looked like a goofy lil Italian man. I thought the feather was a red pen, and his hair was a hat. I say Italian man because his upper lip was black shaded and kinda looked like a mustache.

hmmm yess......quite suspicious.....I sense some crossover here.......the inspector shall know about this

The genny has been deputized! None are safe

I'm begging you. PLEASE DON'T

Y'all are some pathetic motherfuckers anyway

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My bad

this asshole doesn't mince words

and youre the newest newfag around. fuck off already

Ay dogg that's my bad

as a Cubs fan, life long, let me say we are so sorry

If you can't beat em, join em
If you can't join em, come back in the middle of the night and cry about it

as a cubs fan please refer to the picture

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Me in this pic

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Please give us another chance, it gets so longely in here without the crack o the bat

free (you)'s, thanks for filling my quota for the day suckers

HE PLAYED US LIKE A FIDDLE BROS

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he played us like a fiddle

What is considered “not gay” on /mlb/ and why?

>cusb

I wrote the pengwings pasta

please dont use any hate speech on this forum or ill have to report your post to the moderators

greetings, /mlb/
it is I, the original author of the pengwings pasta

I don't wipe so I can mark my seats like a bingo card

*ahem*

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Pengwing here

At times like this I'm glad lyl never survived to see how bad things would get

The day Barb lapsed into a coma I swore to her I'd find a hickory smoked cure

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here we go Yea Forumsarties here we go

If you retarded faggots don't get these digits while I'm sleeping then I'll wreck this fucking genny

I think they use that pic on reddit! Argh, just another sign that the MLB League Baseball is biased against the Good Guy Cubbies!

What are your thoughts on the Redditor “Pensgwen” and the Yahoo Answers! user Fireball?

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what the hell is in her shirt?

Seems as though Mestpie was tattlin' on us bros... mm,,, lemme slide this under the inspector's door

2016 was a mistake

Why oh why can't the Padres find some middle relief

here take carl edwards jr pffffffft hahahahahahahah

breastball bestball

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kek these guys are insane kek

Is this guy still injured or something? I see him hit a homer once every two weeks nowadays

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Holy based

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These fucking psychopaths show no remorse

mid relief is too volatile from year to year to spend so a lot of them just end up being "projects in progress" even for good teams except the few that are already established. The better your team's pitching coaching is the better your middle relief will be.

god i wish that were me

Didn't Fat Albers make a career out of being a fireman

There aren't even many established in the majors anymore. The guys that are usually used in mid relief and are consistently good at it are rare and it's shown in their return and even then it;'s more hierarchical the better they get with everyone and their mother throwing 96+

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This is sick

/mlb/ /hoc/ broship
/cric/ sucks

We can't keep getting away with it

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/mlb/ owns ya
n we pwn ya
knock out ya teeth
and make ya seeth

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Doyers

wasted

we gave it our best shot, I'm proud of you all

Dodgers breakfast girl needs to be

Refresh was all messed up. Sun was in my eyes. Give me another chance coach

you'll have another shot lil sport

>be mest fan
>your team loses once
>go back to /hoc/

good try scuba kek poster
we know your tricks

He's inching closer to doggie dooing himself right off the site

could you repeat that in proper speak?

Well you're an anime fag so who cares what you think

>cusb

oh man here we go

>cusb

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WE ARE BACK BABY

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Are Dominicans only good at baseball cause they like hitting things?

Phillies

twins :)

rockies

Berds!

Good morning, boys.

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How they lookin this year pop

Not as good as I hoped, even by my modest expectations. We'll see though.

I saw on the MLB news crawl that Machado hit like .140 since the all-star game. Is he throwing shit at people yet?

>Is he throwing shit at people yet?
No, but honestly most of the team has been much worse since the ASB so maybe he is commiserating? He go a different haircut a day or two ago so maybe he is trying to switch things up.
As it is, Tatis leaving the game yesterday with a back strain is more concerning than anything else.

He's hitting .256 since the all-star game. .146 in August

A 20-year-old having back troubles is pretty scary.

Oh, thanks. That sounds more like an average slump than losing his swing or something.

Well yeah. Hopefully he is just going a little too hard and making jumps/plays like that one two nights ago are catching up, and he just needs to rest and it doesn't become something chronic.

bal v nyy gamethread

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If your neighbor was Haiti you'd do anything you could to get off the island too.

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>mest

BTFO

:)

IMAGINE GOING TO PAGE 5 DURING YOUR REGULAR SEASON OSRS

Mestpie has declared war on the genny

is metspie some kind of imaginary friend?

i think cusbpie made him up so he wouldn't feel alone

is he also another imaginary friend?

he wishes

Blame Cubs fans.

t. ERG

I call him royspie

cusbpies royspies houspies and mestpies...

Are our only hope woebros and the inspector?

>be mets
>lose

Haven't seen the inspector around here. Think he's already been defeated. We have no hope.

There must be some other group. There's always hope.

Wait a minute. Can it be?

.../hoc/?!?!

>coosb

>cusb

the spies are at it again!

CUBS FAN HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CUBS FAN HERE!!!!!!

Gay cubs fan here

cubs cocksucker here

Real Cubs fan here. I remember the days when they played in Wrigley park and the heroes of the team were Alfredo Soriano and Carl Zambrano.

As a cubs fan I remember the good days with adam ramirez and kyle wood and randy dempster

Never forget Ryne Theriot, Marlon Bird, and Milton Bradley.

THE CRAIG BIGGIO?

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Why are you so angry

>Cubs don't get umpbal-
>According to ESPNStatsInfo the strike 3 call on Kemp in the 9th inning had a 0.00 percent chance of being called a strike. (Based on history of that pitch)

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The Cubs aren't special. Everyone gets bad calls. You're just the "fanbase" that are the loudest about them because you don't understand that.

Why not just don't have bad calls then?

Which team is most like video related?
youtube.com/watch?v=fmjaYAF6GJY

If the robo ump trial run was any indication, people are going to complain MORE when they eventually get implemented.

The Houston Astros

how can the dodgers have lux AND may AND smith AND ruiz it's NOT FAIR REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Twins

i really hope robo umps do get implemented even though i am 100% against it because then you fruit cakes will be forced to shut the fuck up

who the batters or pitcher?

>Everyone gets bad calls.
>had a 0.00 percent chance of being called a strike.
ZERO POINT ZERO ZERO PER-CENT.
>Everyone.

Laugh at gaysconsin

both

based

Batters: Astros
Pitchers: White Sox

>"Any rebroadcast, retransmission, or account of this game, without the express written consent of Major League Baseball, is prohibited."
So you're not allowed to talk about the Twins-Brewers game going on now?

Nope. Unless you want to be sued.

The orioles have the worst pitching staff by far and will give up the most homers by a team in a season in mlb history

ok

I am watching a game at the moment and laughing at a particular team from a particular state famous of having particularly fat, stupid and deluded people

looks like astros are about to lose the series kek

>absolute state of the italian sausage

DONT FUCK IT UP

anyone watching Cin@Wsh? holy fuck that play Turner made...

>gaysconsin

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No, it means you can't do your own broadcast (such as reading written accounts of the game and faking a broadcast). Decades ago, when radio tech was still primitive, it was common for radio stations to re-create broadcasts of games from telegraph text. Ronald Reagan broadcast Cubs games in this fashion for an Iowa radio station in the early 30s.

You jinxed it.

Indiana?

You don't just watch Bauer because he's a talented and interesting pitcher...just always funny shit happens during his games...

>pic related

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Good guess. Correct answer is Wisconsin

>whos

>red sox 20 games back in al east
>8.5 back in the wild card
>.508 record
>will likely finish under 500

OHHHH NO NO. ..... OH!.....OH NO........
OHHHHHHHHHH MA GAH......OH..

HAAAAAAAHAHHhHhHaha
OH NO NO.....

Literally solidifying their championship run as a fluke how did they get so BAD SO FAST BRUH

WHO SUX BLOWING THEIR LEAD

Yanks

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does anyone feel bad for those poor poor six month olds who havent seen a boston championship?

In real talk, they have had such terrible pitching and bullpen that they cant pull what the twins and braves are able to do, and chris sale is regressing along with price

I'll take Wisconsin over your piece of shit country famous for: welcoming terrorists in its borders, interracial sex, and cuckolding porn any day.

Get the fuck out of here, you faggot lifelong. It figures if a lifelong isn't some faggot from boystown, he's a faggot or cuck from Sweden.

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>bad tanking team blowing a lead to a 1st place world series contender
And the sky is blue.

lol gaysconsin

ahahhahahaha ohhhhhh no
>gaysconsin

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>WHOS WHOS WHOS WHOS WHOS

>bad tanking team blowing a lead to a 1st place world series contender
And the sky is blue.

>jameson taillon out until 2021
F

based resd

what is he worried about?

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Playing on the who sux.

Grand slam! Fuck the Asstros!

Is there really no thread for Twins-Brewers? I've got a ton of filters so maybe I missed it.

JAMES MCCANN CAN

BASED McCANNN

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So this is the vaunted Astros pitching we've been hearing so much about?

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god i wish she would look at my penis like that

We always play the Astros hard. Even had a home sweep of them in August 2017(our lowest point).

Same.

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whats your favorite bobblehead

Channeling 05

Gg stros

>be houston
>lose

I can get behind that, Need that home field. Based Sox give em hell.

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>everyone is talking shit to the Astros except for Sox fans

>The city of Loseton Floodstros

>Sox
>fans

Oh no houston lost a game and they'll still make the postseason lmayyo

haha imagine being a fan of a team that will not make the post season LOL just lol

This loss will haunt them when they're there.

oh man a loss against chicago will haunt them, this is totally gonna happen because the white sox are so good ami right?

>Sox fans

>Indians lose
>Twins lose
>Rays lose
>Asstros lose
>Based Oakland Athletics up 6-0
It's all coming together.

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Actually the last time the Sox beat Houston in a season series was 2017. Remember what happened that year?

That was the year you came out of the closet.

yes and it was FABULOUS!

>sewers
LOL

A gay pride parade AND a World Series parade in one year!

>cusb

jealous?

GRAND SLAM
>SEWERS

tloses kek

>Bauer

>White Sox are 3-1-1 in season series against the Asstros over the last five years

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Fire up those parades

Oy vey houspie ain't gonna like dis

>Be Lastros
>Lose games to The O's and White Sox in the same week.

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>resd

What aren't I going to like?

lmaoooo

>10 runs
>1 out

The absolute CITY of >BAUER

SEETHING

Fellas, wtf happened to Trevor Bauer? I thought he was elite.

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A lot of NL pitchers have a big slow curve(kershaw, wainright, previously grienke), and while his is A quality, he cannot depend on it like we was in the AL.

He'll adapt. It's the free out league after all(though Stas got a 2 rbi single off him lol)

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slavs? in my beisbol treads?

>Based Bauer leaves the Comedy Central
>His ERA immediately skyrockets to the mid-4s
Reddit's favorite 69 loller has been fully exposed by real baseball.

>free outs
>real baseball

he just took a big shit on the chubs 4 days ago.

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The chad NL exposing that chump

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>h-h-h-he beat the cubs once!
>69 420 wubba lubba dubb dubb!
Cringe.

check his last 3 starts vs the cusb
>bad trolling up your game

So you're saying NL hitters are used to hitting curveballs?

>buurp morty 4.5 era morty

you ready for bill walton on friday?

new