/tugão/

Why yes, slbosta and fcporco relegated and Sporting champions.

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*blocks your path*

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Bring TOPMISTER back

Waldschmidt might be coming to Benfica. Thoughts?

Why? Isn't he a striker? Have they stopped believing in Seferovic after the last game?

>Waldschmidt
I hate when clubs try to find replacements for generational talents like Félix. That won't work, the entire system needs to change to fit the current players.

He seems good with potencial, but I think they need to stop playing FM and buying every fucking player.

>Sporting

Tinha que ser brasileiro. Deves gostar pouco de levar no cu deves

Bit rude mate.

Cala a boca, viadinho. Não há nada de errado em levar no cu.
P.S.: FORÇA SPORTING!

Not sure if getting rid of Seferovic is a good idea. I don't know that German but Esferovite is our Giroud

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Who gives a shit, just give us the cups already!

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This, but unironically

Based OC.

This and then fast forward to next year

Guys, I don't think I saved this session yet. Closing the game without saving, any advice when I restart this season?

>sack Conceição, get Jesus to play the double
>pay 20 million for Bas Dost instead of wasting money instead on Ze Luis
>get another forward to play with Bas Dost, but keep that other br as a 4th option
>get Marchesin earlier
>get Nakajima
>get Uribe, maybe Diaz
>ignore everything else, sarabias or vias and Marcano
>sell Soares, Marega, Bubacar, Sergio Oliveira and maybe Oliver(if you could renew his contract) to get cash
>do some hair implant with Pepe to feel younger
>keep Maxi for beating needs
>play with Marchesin, Telles, El Pepe, one of the kids or Osorio, Tomas, Danilo, Uribe/Baro, Nakajima, Corona, new forward/Fabio Silva and Bas Dost

You would have to rewind back to 1 year ago when Porto thought it would be a good idea to let a lot of players leave for 0 (ZERO) european pesos.

Forgot
>get Concentrão for the 2 games against Benfica and make him eat the shorts of Samaris for good

>porto drops directly to EL group stage
wtf I thought they were out from europe altogether
this is good news actually, kekceição now must be clutch in EL to justify having been JUSTED so hard by Krasnwhodar, which means more points in the end

>missing the part they wont get the extra euros from the champions
>Porto will keep with Uefa on a leash for more time thanks to that

>Neymar esteve no festival do marisco em Olhão
Welcome to Sporting Clube Olhanense, Menino Ney

roll

twitter.com/Rui_Zink/status/1161394464881086464
A CULPA É DO BENFICA

hehehe
I need more salt plz

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Disappointed with the lack of the word "sportinguização" in the OP. This is the main discussion point now.

Is Porto in fact becoming the new >Sporting?

Люблю гopoд Кpacнoдap
VÁ PO CARALHO FUTEBOL CLUBE DO PORCO

youtube.com/watch?v=HkNM4FzRLWU

Late "night" bump.

PÕE A MÃO NA CABECINHA
E AGORA NA CINTURINHA
PÕE A MÃO LÁ NA PERNINHA
VAI ACIMA VAI ABAIXO VAI ACIMA VAI ABAIXO
QUERO OUVIR TODA A GENTE A CANTAR
QUERO OUVIR TODA A GENTE A DANÇAR
QUERO OUVIR AGORA BEM ALTO ESTE GRITO QUE EU VOU DAR
HEY OOOOHHHHHHHH HEY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

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vai-me sair o pedreiro

Acertastes

In the next EL preliminary round we will most probably have Braga vs Spartak Moskva.
I think the result of their competition will decide who gets the 6th place in the UEFA table this season.

put us out of our misery boris

Braga will probably lose. That is if they don't bottle it before against Brondby.

Braga can no longer be a meme team in yurop. Easy win for Spartak Moskva

So if Benfica became the new Porto, and Porto became the new Sporting. Who will become the new Benfica? Sporting?

Sporting is becoming the new Belenenses.
Benfica is becoming the Old Benfica.

woah, so this is.. the power ... of ... Eusébio.

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Would you bang Nuno Gomes' daughter, Yea Forums?

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honestly id bang pretty much anything that showed me some affection

Nah, but I'd bang Nuno Gomes while thinking about Euro 2000

cringe
based

i want a hug :(

This.

the absolute state of my schedule

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In a couple of years? Probably Braga. It seems a joke but they are getting infrastructures, youth academy, getting a lot of good youth, raising a fanbase around Braga like Guimaraes.

If Braga and Vitoria both make it to the EL then we'll have 4 teams total in there. If all 4 teams make it out of groups and at least 1 reaches the quarter of semi finals then would we finally pass Russia?

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>vraga with sá pibto
>bitória
>sporkek
>porto morto
Round of 32 at best for all these lads

who was in the wrong here?

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>Jiménez
Lads, get him back now.

preview of whats gonna happen in a couple of weeks

Dalot for letting his team down with that inexcusable yellow.

Bitória absolutely destroying those Latvian farmers.

this is the year lads, this year we finally push deep into europe as a nation.

>ventslips

>tfw Portugal would have 4 UCL places if it wasn't for Porto shitters

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post that again with a straight face or I will call the MACACO BVLL on your ass

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i still have PTSD

and roy victory wasnt sacked after this. What were they thinking?

this wouldn't have happened if they still had Quim

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I want Rui Vitória to die in the most painful way possible. Trash of a manager, and trash of a human being.
>muh homem de senpaiília

>Quim
yup
now that was a keeper

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>0-0's in your path

nuffen personull, puortofrens

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Hoping for career-ending injuries murderball.

true, but only idiots think we should rely or hope that the other clubs perform well in europe
Porto should only be focused on winning themselves, any portista that thinks otherwise isnt one, is a costumer instead

Porto loses a couple matches and you moors start projecting way too much
Porto is still the top contender, the team every other club hopes to beat

*slips 7 points*

>porto
>top contender

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twitter.com/MatchTV/status/1161661696303357954

Only if we manage to save Semedo. His first yellow was pure BS

>tvi commentary
YIKES

Truly horrible but I don't feel like finding a stream.

I'm very sorry

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The state of zbording.

>Gil Vicente dead last
no

Rolling

Sweet dubs.

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Pls be Vítor Oliveira

Betting the farm on Porto now

delte de poste

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Which team?

I'll play.

If zero, Lito Vidigal

Lads, I think Vitória Sport Clube can realistically win Liga Nos, Taça Placard, Allianz Cup and Europa league.

Rent free
Portos still the team to beat until a big chunk of the league doesnt bow to benfica

I kek'ed.

>In the next EL preliminary round we will most probably have Braga vs Spartak Moskva
>implying spartak will go through Thun
I'm not so sure

Just give us the next 3 Champions League trophies.

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boavista
I won the first 3
2-1
2-0
1-0
and lost 2-0
I only got 4 injured from that

based

Graças a Deus

Tenho de dizer que não é coincidência que eu esteja aqui e o Taarabt seja uma estrela. O mundo anda à minha volta. Sou uma criança e um astro.

>that picture of Marega's fat belly

Kek. Fucking CMTV

Why are you watching CMTV?

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V A R Z E A

I know is weird in Portugal and for younger gens, but I still use a thing called TV and like to zapping around.

Based. TV is great

kys

>the absolute state of marega

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>professional player

that roid gut

how is he so ... fat?

É lidar, caramelos

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>oporco

i can't believe this guy keeps getting contracts

when will we learn

he is our leagues BOSS

assim dá gosto

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Salary dropped by 30%. He's a good lad

rolling for Sa Pinto

he is the Chad to Conceicao's virgin

>Conceição lived long enough to become Porto's Rui Vitória
It's a weird timeline I must say

im anticipating that the game between famalicão and rio ave will be the best this journey

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desu, he has been solid every time he plays. nothing out of this world, but still.

that's because he wanted a new contract

he's going to fall off the face of the earth again now that he's guaranteed that paycheck until 2022

Can't blame him. I love going to nightclubs too.

Federico Ruiz, brother of Alan Ruiz, earned 250k euros a year and even didn't play for Sintrense. Why didn't I become a footballer?

twitter.com/AntoGriezmann/status/1161696421822812169

>Trincão
>Fernandes
>Alex Telles

Yeah I'm thinking the griez watches the league.

Ask your brother why HE didn't become a pro footballer

>4-2-3-1

What has been your biggest win against a rival so far?

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>light snow
Jogou-se em Bragança?

Foi no Estádio da Luz.

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Call that zuca Nascigol

cucking benfica out of a cl trophy (porto save)
and smashing porto 4-0 at dragao

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is that that fucking turn based football game?

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Kind of want to get back to playing FM again, but I stopped at 2008.

is this FM mobile?

is it any good? i haven't able to spend much time with my regens since i stopped being a neet

Why yes, this is the Football Manager Touch, the only FM that matters, how did you know?

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whats different from regular fm?

Faster paced, not cluttered with features that makes regular FM autistic and unbearable, you can actually play a whole season in a couple hours.

It's basically FM Classic.

>fake names
>fake badges

disgusting

Didn't find a way to nickname him, I guess you can't in FM Touch

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Oh nevermind, I was actually thinking of a different game. But yeah Touch FM is based. I love that it's free of all the gay fucking shit that only gets in the way of the game they've been introducing since 2012

I got it for 5 bucks, already have hundreds of hours in it.
If I'm not mistaken anyone that bought the FM 2019 got FM Touch for free.

What I also find cool is that if you make a save with only 4 leagues on PC, you can play it on Mobile too.

Installing FM Touch rn. Fuck me

Anyone watching Braguilha?

>that offside call

>bitória vs steaua
>braga vs spartak
Thoughts?

lets go braga fuck the russians

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Link?

1
2

piratebay

>scores 69 goals in a season

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>moise kean in benfica
based

I also got Fábio Silva for 5 million.
Kid is a nice joker, worth over 100 million now and benched, rotates with one of my 3 Poachers.

Pretty good stats for a 4th option

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Those numbers look so fucking irrealistic, this looks way worse than actual FM

I stopped playing because it kinda got ridiculous how OP my team got.
I score almost 300 goals every season, and won the Championship League 6x in a row (and counting).

Just look at my damn finances, I could pay 3 million/month for several players if it was necessary, also got so much money by side that I could buy whatever I want, I once got Diogo Jota for 150 million, sold him for 50 million + Diogo Dalot once he started declining due to age.

FM Touch is mad fun and I recommend anyone getting it.

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Well, you can achieve those numbers in regular FM as well if you have literally the best player in the world for each position and you know the engine inside out to exploit it with an explosive attacking football.

I have 3 fucking Poachers lad, goals just rain.

>exploiting the engine
That's not fun at all bro

Oh and don't forget that I'm playing in a literal farmers league...I wouldn't get half those goals if I was in the Premier League or Serie A with my current team.

Teams like Tondela and shit easily take 7 goals up their ass.

Why not? It's not a cheat, the engine just has certain algorithmic properties that are best used with certain strats.
Playing with inferior tactics just because I want a challenge is no fun, I rather take a team to glory, scout kids every year, buy them for low and sell them for high 5 years down the line by letting them play a season in my squad as bench warmers.

Thus min maxing finances and become a literal powerhouse.

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pick up a shitty team. I dropped my porto save because it was too easy. Currently doing boavista and next up is salgueiros

Going to do a LLM mode on FM08 starting from the third tier, only buying portuguese players, only free transfers, developing my academy. Yea, I'm thinking it's going to be based.

Yeah I probably will jump to Pedras Salgadas, Vila Pouca, Vila Real or Chaves at one point.
Also, I didn't start winning the CL until I found this motherfucking cunt in a random scout assignment.

Won the World Best Player award twice in a row so far, what a beast.

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You can do all of that without exploting the engine, it's not literally a cheat but it's really close since it's super unrealistic. I've been running a 14+ years old save with my 3rd division local team and managed to win the CL and become a european powerhouse without cheating and it's way more rewarding.

>having the knowledge is cheating
The engine is incredibly outdated and easy to figure out, I didn't trial and error for days to not use it.
Just like how in Championship Manager 01/02 pic related would give you the best results.

Playing so much that you find what's the best tactics is also part of the fun, it's not like I went online and googled for tactics or some shit, this is literally my own product and coming up with this by yourself is hell of a lot of fun even if you don't consider it yourself.

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>play some older FM like 07 or 08
>low or medium db
>pick Boavista
>lurk and make a team full of regen mostly foreigns
That shit was fun.
Every time FM gets old, just pick some team with historic background but on lower divisions

>01/02
Is this the Tó Madeira game?
I also remember some other players like Baha or some shit from Naval. I think a 14 year old Zé Mario was a thing in this version. Whoever made the portuguese database was clearly a biased sportinguista

bump madrugador

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Bruna

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Yeah it is, no Tó Madeira though, he was removed after the first patch, I have the latest patches, hotfixes, community patches and a modified nocd executable that runs the game at 10x speed, a match takes 5 seconds, not too fast so that you can still make subs.

And of course, the original 01/02 player database

braga don't choke against the russians for goodness sake, we need these coefficient points

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FamaliPERRO playing tonight

Get HYPE

NO
I REFUSE

And just uninstalled it. Time is precious!

smart boy

I see you started falling into the rabbit hole and did the smart choice, I envy you.

Campeonato de Portugal in 23 bings, get excited

For me, it's Boavista Football Club

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>caring for Famalicão when del classico União de Leiria - Beira-Mar on channel numba 11

>mendes fc vs mendes fc

She's still alive?
Tfw will never wake up with her next to me endearingly looking at me sleep

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FAMALICÃO GET IN

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>penulty missed
Wtf I love Famalicão now

>the state of Rio Ave

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>Famalicão
The new Rio Ave. Our league really needs to step up in Europe and get that 5th spot back or else small clubs that rarely make it into the EL groups will remain canon fodder forever.

hey /tugao/. How do you rate Tomane? He played last season for some shit team in your league, scored 21 goal. Is he any good?

Hero of ptchan

I played a lot of FM12. I had a Georgian winger named Sharikadze - he was my Scheherazade

Definitely too good for Tondela. I don't know much about the Serbian league but he might do well there.

>21
You mean 12. Anyhow I'm seeing you got him for 750k, which is a bargain. He's strong but also played as a winger so he shouldn't be seen as just a target man.

A meme striker

Portuguese Bayern/Juve confirmed

Is Porto... dying?

Porto
Morto

Porto
Mouro

Porto
MBoavista FC

vocês
cringe

tu
para a puta que te pariu

We use ''Vós'' as in ''Vós sois burros'' unlike you pretentious fags who desecrate our language

t. Transmontano

o que tão a fazer? são 3 da manha. Vão pá cama

"Não!"

Too hot, can't sleep

>this is too hot
How did you survive every other year before this one?

Aqui em Bragança até nem está muito quente (31ºC) Normal no Verão.

Are you from Alentejo?

I mean that was the temp during the day, ofc it's lower now

I'm unironically listening to ''Atira-te ao mar''
What does this say about me?
If you say ''go ahead'' please take into account that I live inland and that the coast is a 2-h drive away

ATIRA-TE AO MAR E DIZ QUE T'EMPURRAREM
BEIJA-ME DA BOCA E CHAMA-ME TARZAN

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Algarve. The housevabsorbs too much heat during the day.

\o\

Não há choco nem berbigão
:(

do we live in an experiment? Are we just lab rats in a biome? Who is testing us?

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God. But he died so we're on our own.

It's not that hot there according to IPMA.

If you're near the coast it's cooler than here in Bragança (inland), and it's a pleasant night. Letting this breeze run thought your body is a magnificent experience.

I'd give you a pass If you said you're from Beja and it was 45ºC during the day.

I've been sleeping with a blanket and a thin duvet for the past 2 weeks

So... are you excited for tomorrow's matches, user?

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If Porto doesn't steamroll Setúbal, SC might as well quit.

Other than that, I'm more hyped for João Félix
t. Portista who loves his country above all

but Joao Felix is a cunt!

>our language
I don't speak spanish.

>hyped for João Félix
Same. Motherfucker actually looks like he is about to tear La Liga apart. Can't wait.

Vais ver o clássico de amanhã mano?
Espero que sejam enrabados e voltem a descer

t. Mirandelense

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damn she's grown up

For me? It's Moreirense vs Gil Vicente.

I already lost excitement for the season after the match against Tondela. Here's hoping we 0-0 the shit out of Oporto at least.

>regional leagues only start in a month's
How the fuck am I supposed to care about football until then

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>regional
who the fuck cares

Why aren't you supporting your local team ya dummy dum dum

because it doesn't have a female team I can catcall from the stands

My local team is Boavista. Im from ramalde

what a bunch of cucks

I was born in Av. Eusébio da Silva Ferreira. What the duck are you talking about m8.

Is this the end of the Cocks' dream

>2-0
Yup, it's over.

imagine losing to gil vicente

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>jill

>gil

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Imagine having to write about our league
suicide inducing job

Bas Dost rumoured to move to Eintracht Frankfurt

its confirmed bas dost kun is gone

Why are the GEESE playing in Mafra?

Shame, but Keizer's tactics no longer work for him

DESRATIZAÇÃO DO SPORTING

What even are Keizer's tactics?

Pass to Bruno

So it is settled then. It's a two horse race between Benfica and Famalicão.

Belenenses
>Koffi, Eduardo Kau, Gonçalo Silva, Francisco Varela, Diogo Calila, Jonatan Lucca, André Santos, Nuno Coelho, Kikas, Lica, Matija Ljujic
Subs
>Mika, Nicolás Vélez, Diego Rocha, André Sousa, Chima Akas, Imad Faraj, Show

Benfica
>Vlachodimos, Ferro, Rúben Dias, Grimaldo, Nuno Tavares, Samaris, Florentino, Rafa, Pizzi, Raúl de Tomás, Seferovic
Subs
>Taarabt, Jardel, Caio, Zlobin, Carlos Vinicius, Chiquinho, João Ferreira

>RDT
Yeah im not buying it

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>esferovite

I'd like to interject for a moment

What you refer to as Belenenses is in fact Belenenses SAD or, as I've taken to call more recently, B+SAD

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We sold Raúl to get a new Raúl.

He's playing out of position because Lage insists on playing Esferovite.

Afaik he's a second striker

RDT has orders to play way back, sometimes as the 3rd mid, while Esferovite(out of shape) is doing the same as last year

It seems to be registered as that, B Sad. Fuck this fake "club"

Pastéis De Belém FC when?

He's not.

fuck lads, what's that site that has a collection of streams for every match? I remember it has channel 0-9, 10-19, etc etc at the top but i forget what it was called

areiavisão?

>casa pila
get here you pedo geese cunt, not showing alot of support are you?

what happened to svilar?

>RDT
why did we pay 20M for this shit again

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Put him upfront with Chico Fininho and you'll get results.

>B+SAD
OH NO NO NO NO NO

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tvfree?

nope

started with "a" i believe

It's what the other user said, arenavision.

Save us Lord Licá

that's it, thanks

>one of those games
wew lads

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TIRA O SEFEROVIC

>that B defender just pointing instead of going to challenge the ball

GET IN

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Good heavens, just look at the time! It's Seferovic offside o'clock.

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How is esferovite still in the pitch

apology por inglish pobre

onde were tu when lage unlock rafa

i was sentado at casa when cmtv says

'rui vitoria is die'

'yes'

and you????

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dubs and b sad scores

Shame they don't have a striker.
No, Licá doesn't count.

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anyone have a webm of the goal?

I miss pastéis de belém lads

Chiquinho Balon d'Or when?

That picture transcends every joke you could possibly make about it.

VAR'd

>literally 4 minutes to check an offside
holy fuck how is this possible

El Var Sinson, senõres y senõras.

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Can someone explain how that is an offside? I don't see it. Seferovic doesn't touch the ball at all

Hahahahaha

The defender had to clear the ball because Sefe was behind him

What does that have to do with anything? Seferovic didn't influence the play, he didn't touch the ball.

He ran to the ball, forcing the defender to run as well and clear the ball, passing it wrongly.

That's influencing the action of the player that was marking him.

you don't have to touch the ball to influence the pllay.

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>power savings Benfica is more than enough
I'm scared for Porto next week, there might be another massacre

I can already tell this is going to be a grim season for every league using VAR after that City game.

Not unless Lage gets his shit together.

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Taarabt é classe.

You're dumb as fuck.

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>challenging an opponent for the ball
which he didn't do
>clearly attempting to play the ball
which he didn't do
>making an obvious action which clearly impacts on the ability of an opponent to play the ball
which also didn't happen

When will Codecity FC get their own stadium? Seeing Jamor nearly empty is really depressing.

>depressing
They're not called "B SAD" for nothing

So, they wasted 4 minutes with everyone on both benches wondering "what the fuck is going on", the ref decides that "ok I will look" and wastes 2 or 3 more minutes just to make a decision and then they only give 5 minutes of Fergie Time? Can these refs go eat dog shit and stop wasting time? Just go and watch right away, you are wasting everyones time like the ones that paid the ticket that DONT HAVE ANY INFO of what is going on

Also, this is will be one of the few times in this season refs will remember about this kind of offsides

>Bas Dost is actually going to leave
Why is Sporting such a pathetic club and a bunch of retards?
That guy scored about 70 goals in the first 2 seasons. Gets a beatdown from "fans", gets back, starts late the season(like Bruno Fernandes that started really slow), gets injured and still scores about 20 goals. And this is not enough?
How can anyone sane say that Bas Dost doesnt fit with Keizer when is the coach that doesnt have any tactics and is on pre season for almost a fucking year. That retard puts Bruno Fernandes at left wing sometimes, he cant even play with Vietto+Bruno+a forward according to him. When he played with Bas Dost THE TEAM NEVER PLAYS TO HIM OR CROSSES THE BALL, but he plays Phellipe the team does crosses

Keizer will be sacked in 2 months, a new coach will get in and then you will cry your forwards suck ass and "why did we sold Bas Dost".

CHUPAI FILHOS DA PUTA
E QUEM NÃO SALTA É LAMPIÃOOOOOOOO ALLEZ

This is the best possible outcome. Porto will demolish a weak Vitória and it'll give them false hopes for next week.

>but lads, I don't want to be sad

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Starting to think this kid might be good.

who

Romario Baro

Whats the most ngubu portuguese name? Nelson?

Rolando

>a weak Vitória
We might be the weakest team in the league now that Moreirense has fixed their shit. Too bad the board will only lift a finger when we're 5 points below the relegation line by October. Sandro isn't cut for this level yet.

Ae

Me of course.

Zé do Boné

Tik tok vimaranenses. 20 hours until you DIE

Os nossos africanos têm nomes Cristãos na sua grande maioria.

Têm mesmo?

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>he doesn't support Ramaldense

Sim mas vai sempre haver um que será sempre o tal. João Mário por exemplo

>Maria Augusta Rata Seca
heh

>deixam o Benfica ir buscar o Humberto Coelho
Vai-te foder, o Cruz é melhor

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I have never seen ramaldense. I can see Bessa from my window. Because of the stadium i always have to close the shutters all the way or its impossible to sleep with the light

>São passíveis de ser encontrados.

Can't play at home yet, doing maintenance. When >we start playing on our own turf, no one will stop us.

pá nunca conheci nenhum ngubu. têm sempre nomes comuns tipo vitor joão andré etc

> no one will stop us.

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>Maria Bem Grosso
não me importava de conhecer esta "mulher"

Conas do Conceição, se tivesse miolos tirava o Uribe e deixava o Baro com o Nakajima...

>it's another porcofag talks to himself episode

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está correto user

What an idiot. Only classics between big 3 justify a match thread.

Embarrassing

Nah, those deserve a lobotomy

slb slb slb slb slb FILHOS DA PUTA slb FILHOS DA PUTA slb

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está na hora das virgens ofendidas do FCP explicarem-nos o significado do cântico "SLB, SLB", que os seus adeptos vomitam em todos os jogos! E porque será que os "Freitas Lobo" desta vida, nunca se insurgem contra essa versão (adulterada / nojenta)...?!?

Vocês vivem na nossa cabeça.

quem é que vive na cabeça de quem?

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NÃO É AVE
É AVESTRUZ
FILHOS DA PUTA
SÓ NA LUZ

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I've noticed that Semedo is a common surname for capeverdians

CÉU AZUL
NUVENS BRANCAS
FILHOS DA PUTA
SÓ NAS ANTAS

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>When will Codecity FC get their own stadium?
Most teams in the league play in municipal stadiums. What are you expecting?

preciso de uma rapariga

>não há memes/pepes decentes do sporting
ser sportinguista é ser quintessencialmente boomer e sofrimento que nem cão

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>oh sabichão
kek

SINTAM O CHEIRO QUE AFUGENTA OS CÃES

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>tugão

Why do you do this,why do you call to the portuguese league tugão are you a south american (brazilian) mongrel?
stop embaressing ourselfs.

Fuck off tourist.

Your post is the only embarrassing thing here, clueless crossboarder.

SAIA!
SAIA DE PORTUGAL IMEDIATAMENTE!

then make a suggestion smartass

It's not up for debate.

OS POLÍTICOS VOTARAM O CASAMENTO GAY
NEM TODOS ESTÃO DE ACORDO COM A APROVAÇÃO DA LEI
O ZEZINHO PANELEIRO CASOU COM O MANEL DAS TRICAS
CONVIDARAM A SENPAIÍLIA, AMIGOS E OS MARICAS
UM CASAMENTO PANASCA COM MUITA ANIMAÇÃO
OS LARILAS BEIJAVAM-SE NUMA UMA GRANDE CONFUSÃO
DEPOIS DA CERIMÔNIA O COZINHEIRO FALOU
COM GESTOS DE BICHONA, O MENU APRESENTOU:
PRIMEIRO VACA GALO, OU ASSADO DE PERU
E COMO SOBREMESA, BANANA PÊSSEGO

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baseado

muinto bom adurei, cico estrelas

B SAD

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bas dost being sold is genuinely gutting, and what's worse is the fans' treatment of him, for someone who dedicated himself to sporting in the last 3 years, he didn't deserve this and for him to not even finish this season is even more heartwrenching

It left a sour taste on a lot of Sporting fans when he got a ridicolous paycheck and a better contract after the alcochete incident

sporting just can't afford to pay his wages. the club closest to going bankrupt is somehow the one paying the highest wage in the entire league for a mediocre player. they had to sell him.

that i understand, however the treatment is still unjustified, although it's a shame that he had to go, it's still gutting

well, after getting fucking beaten up alongside his teammates, what did you expect bas dost to receive? a gun to defend himself >next time?

who famalicão bandwagoner here?

disgusting desu

Patrick

O amplifest já começou?

not a true portista you faggot

ja conheci um Amilcar Grilo Dancante e uma Maria Rego do Coito Delgado

>sp becomes empty when Porto plays because portistas arent costumers and always go support at the stadium
based, moors already seething

Based and redpilled
t. Benfica cuck who was sad Porto lost in cl

>northern moors are so poor they can't afford mobile data to shitpost on their phone from the stadium

With memes as fresh and sweet as this one I'm thinking of becoming a Chadrez bandwagoner

>VSC vs Boavista
Murderball is a must watch

Deves ser novo no /tugão/

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If you actually went to a stadium you would know you cant use mobile data because its useless with the amount of people in the stadium

Works on my machine

ACABEM COM O SPORTING
CHEGA DESTA PALHAÇADA
ESTOU FARTO DE SER GOZADO
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Just realized I'm 1 million euros richer because I've decided not to buy a Ferrari

Porque >eu só faço do Benfica e/ou a gozar com o Sporting, e porque >portoposter só faz do Porto mais aqueles templates dos outros clubes todos.
Conclusão, faz tu os do Sporting. Quantos mais melhor.

Mas há do Sporting.

Why is Portuguese "sports journalism" so fucking bad, jesus.

4 o'clock matches over

>Aves 3-1 Marítimo
Mad Inácio btfo's the islanders
>Paços de Ferreira 0-1 Santa Clara
Paços are the only team to have lost the first two league matches

Bitória Guimarães - Boavista coming right up

Call the cops and the paramedics, it's going to be a bloodbath.

BRUH, LOOK AT THIS DUDE

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>pre-var football
no thank you

A cabeça do Dost vai ficar com mais pontos que o Zbording no fim do jogo de hoje.

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Calm down Mustafa.

poucos
>

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dumpando alguns que eu fiz quando ainda andava no ptchan

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LMAO
>PAULO SPORTING

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top fucking kek os meus gelados

>todos os memes do Sporting são a gozar com o Sporting
you can't make this shit up

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Basicamente, o Sporting é a encarnação do wojak.

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>

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>Empate aos 94
Ohohoho

Are you going to watch Sporting-Braga or you rather watch João Félix dab on the farmers league next door?

I cant believe we drew with fucking guimaraes. im leaving sp for a week at least

Também eu.... Eu a pensar... Uau... 20 milhões pelo bas dost, bem ele marcou 70 e tal golos em 3 temporadas. Depois vejo as letras pequenas e vejo essa merda.
Pqp, farto do clube, farto do varandas, farto do diaby e farto do Keizer

get out

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boavista is Yea Forums, guimaraes is 4channel

gib acestream for sporlel pls

AHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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>looks like this weeks round is over, did your team do well user?

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Inácio

I won't abandon our league.

mirin that sweet academica inspired badge desu
you know I'm something of a good taste man myself

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>a fucking cube

>brag*nça

sim
mas sff

where's B.?

Too low to appear in the chart.

Quando o Sporting perder com o Braga daqui a bocado, mudo para que clube?
>hard mode: estou farto de levar dedinho no cu

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we don't talk about those things here

muda para o teu clube local e começa realmente a apreciar futebol e a ir ao recinto conviver
podes continuar a acompanhar o zbord mas relega-o para segundo plano

hdstreams.club / hd / ch10.php

Watch our league.

Its starting fdps

descemos para os distritais e pic related foi a ultima AG
está fodido meu irmão

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based even though I'm not watching R-leeg tonight

elixx.me / apsg.html

Watch our Zoomer.

>O site a que pretende aceder encontra-se bloqueado na sequência de cumprimento de notificação de Entidade Reguladora (IGAC – Inspeção-Geral das Atividades Culturais)

Usa a extensão Ahoy!

Botnet

set up your internets to google dns to get rid of those garbage blocks
developers.google.com/speed/public-dns/docs/using

>aquele texto
Hahaha

Botnet

Génio da bola.

>sá pinto abre as pernas ao sporting

I honestly couldn't go back to pre var semen slurping now

>wendel marca
welp, mais um ano a levar com este >pacy ngobu meme

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>Benfica
>Sporting
>Braga
>Boavista
>Porto

calling it right now

elabora

Pesquisa no Google (lol)

>tfw quero que o sporting se recomponha para o bem da liga mas é impossível que eles entram na CL quando só há 2 vagas e uma delas já é preciso puxar dos galões para lá chegar
>tfw o sporting está numa crise real e alarmante de dinheiro e não parece haver forma de resolvê-la
e o Porto está a começar a ficar preocupado também

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Sporting B hurr

não. é mais simples vir aqui e perguntar. (lol)

Bruno "vale tudo" Fernandes

ahah imagine having money problems

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imagine if we didn't have a giant debt to pay off

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para quem não está a par da situação, para a próxima época vamos voltar a ter só 2 vagas na CL, e temos de passar a R*ssia este ano se queremos voltar a ter 3 vagas na época 21-22
ou seja esta época é urgente que
>Kr*snod*r nao entre na CL
>Braga ganhe ao Sp*rt*k
>Guimaraes entre na EL
>os 3 grandes nao borrem a cueca

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>vcs agora lembram-se quando o slavador disse que queria ganhar a Liga antes de 2021

GOOOOOOOOOOOLO

Ainda há tempo.

>para quem não está a par da situação, para a próxima época vamos voltar a ter só 2 vagas na CL
Voltar a ter? Só temos 2 vagas há algum tempo já.

Se o Pedro Martins foder o Krasnodar e tivermos 5 equipas nos 16avos de final da Liga Europa passamos à frente da Rússia?
>inb4 Benfica passar a fase de grupos da champions
Lol

>>inb4 Benfica passar a fase de grupos da champions
We're gonna break the curse this year. Watch us lad.

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os pontos que fizermos este ano são só divididos por 5 equipas, e eles por 6 (e uma já está eliminada)
se fizermos uma campanha minimamente decente conseguimos ficar à frente já este ano (ie benfica passar o grupo, porto e sporting passar o grupo e ganhar ao menos uma eliminatória, braga e guimas entrarem na EL e conseguir fazer alguns pontinhos)

>sporting praticamente falido, com um presidente vassalo aos interesses dos outros 2 grandes (SLB provavelmente)
>"""talentos""" da """academia""" inexistentes, acesso à champions nunca mais, preso numa eterna luta pelo 3º lugar com o Braga, e os poucos jogadores que dão nas vistas saem a custo 0, ou por quantias simbólicas, com a justificação de "redução da folha salarial"
>hegemonia no desporto crescente que é o futsal já foi derrubada pelo rival de Lisboa
>sporting categoricamente fodido e sem esperança de escapar desta espiral descendente, pois todo o sócio que se candidate à presidência com discurso mais assertivo é imediatamente comparado com o BdC e achincalhado pelos 71% e comunicação social
>porto corrido da champions e entalado com o rui vitoria v2.0
>pinto da costa velho e acabado, sem influencia em lado nenhum
>problemas financeiros a surgir à lá sporting
>por outro lado o Benfica apresenta uma formação bastante saudável, na qual aposta, e começa a criar um negócio de formação de jogadores de futebol como o Ajax tem
>mesmo quando tem cepos no plantel, o carrossel do Jorge Mendes permite encaixar alguns milhões, pois o animal consegue até vender gelo a esquimós
>LFV com peões nos media, governo, clubes, APAF
>pouco a pouco a eliminar a concorrência com false flags tipo "ataque à academia", enquanto os media e outros influencers trabalham o povo com psyops
>em 2025 o benfiquismo substitui o cristianismo como religião principal da república portuguesa e apoiar outro clube dos antigos 3 grades (agora reduzidos ao SLB) será punido com exclusão social
bem agora vou vestir umas calças que a PIDE já deve estar aí a aparecer para me vir buscar e levar para o Tarrafal

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baseado esquizofrénico

sou sportinguista mas foda-se, os sportinguistas só sabem chorar, parece que nasceram aziados

o sporting efetivamente é só um dos 3 grandes neste momento por motivos históricos, porque neste momento está num patamar em que não consegue rivalizar com os outros 2 e não consegue alcançar uma posição que lhe permita investir para poder rivalizar no futuro
tem neste momento uma estrutura e uma despesa que não coincide com os objetivos reais do clube
as taças que vão ganhando vão apaziguando os adeptos mas em termos reais são só um desperdício de recursos
acho que a prioridade este ano devia ser apostar na EL (já dá dinheiro significativo) e tentar puxar pelo 2º lugar, sabendo logo à partida que não têm estrutura para conseguir passar as eliminatórias se forem à CL

>better pay check
Haha. Only Benfica has a "cartilha" they said. Listen, Bas Dost gets 1,9(and the tax seems to be about 15 or 16%) and not 4 million like people wanted to sell just to give a bad image of him. The "better contract" was only like 300k or 500k as a signature deal(as everyone else that got back, including Bruno Fernandes) and for the agents because for some stupid reason Sporting pays yearly to Bas Dost agent.

So, everyone in the press said that of the 4 million, only 2 tv shows explained with details what Bas Dost received for real and how things were taxed.
In the end you retards were tricked AGAIN, and now you dont have any STRIKERS, only one br forward and that thing called Diaby.

>12 million for 2 years
>when his wage was supposed to be 4 million
Kek. This is so ridiculous, that if you think about it, according to Ojogo Bas Dost wage was about the same as Jesus when he coached Sporting

ca puta de jogada do Félix, foda-se

O Bruninho criou má reputação do Sporting com os agentes. Depois acabaram com os fundos que eram o ganha pão dos clubes portugueses para ter jogadores bons que ficavam cá uns 2 anos. Depois os bancos já não emprestam dinheiro como antigamente.

Por isso sim, o Sporting tá fodido e o Porto ainda mais. O Benfica safou-se porque se preparou com antecendencia e depois tem as negociatas do Jorge Mendes para compensar a falta dos fundos com jogadores estrangeiros

Esta merda não interessa. Quando criaram a liga europeia, provavelmente só entrará o campeão e.. e..

>eu pensaba caiera diesta! ieu pensaba cu dizier canaum eramus candidadtes auo titele ia daure resoultadu

ALTO E PAIRA O BAILE! Eu pensava que pessoas do Governo não podiam assistir a jogos. Então o que faz o Eduardo Cabrita aí? Quem ofereceu os bilhetes? Foram vouchers? Inbestigue-se

>insinuando que as 5 ligas de topo alguma vez vão deixar os clubes entrar numa euroliga

>acho que a prioridade este ano devia ser apostar na EL (já dá dinheiro significativo) e tentar puxar pelo 2º lugar, sabendo logo à partida que não têm estrutura para conseguir passar as eliminatórias se forem à CL
discordo pah, acho que o único foco é 1º ou 2º lugar no campeonato para encaixar os milhões da UCL, se vier alguma coisa da EL já ajuda, mas não é suficiente na minha opinião

BOU EMBORA

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Did he finally recognize it's a fight he can't win? Sporting is so shit, yet Braga can't really challenge.

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HAHAHHA OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

>the most dangerous lead

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>falta
>guarda redes põe a bola 10m à frente
Não percebo porque é que todos os árbitros deixam isto passar.

DUBS e o Braga marca

trips and sporting wins the league

dubs e eu como a tua mãe

É só lidar maninhos. Passa pra cá a velha.

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Witnessed

Foram trips autista

>João Félix saiu com uma lesão muscular
Mais um belo barrete de Carnide, parabéns

Just blame Benfica, it works

Nah, Benfica is yellow smiles

Deixa eu comer a tua mãe de quads.

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Imagine claiming to be a title contender and losing to *this* Sporting

Acho piada como ambos os Sporting jogam de forma tão mediocre e desapoiada. A diferença é que um dos Sporting tem o Bruno Fernandes, mas quando o Varandas o vende-lo e ao Acuna ambos vão ficar ao mesmo nivel

N O R E F U N D S

>northern moors
you faggot moors sure love to project
also
>bing on your phone instead of watching the match
shameful, the reason why this is a shit football country

Porto is Yea Forums
rotundistas are ptchan

pro ano ainda podemos ter 3 precisamos e de fazer melhor q os russos, e pra isso ehehe praciso q todos entrem nas competicoes, e q saiam mais dos grupos q os russos

anónio, pareces um preto a escrever
as vagas do ano que vem são determinadas pelo ranking do ano passado, o deste ano é para daqui a 2 épocas

não vai acontecer

You know what I just noticed /tugão/?
We have more pics posted and more unique users than most generals on Yea Forums. We are only beaten by >american sports. I'm proud of you /tugão/.

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Next weekend it will probably be more because of Benfica x Porto

We are also amongst the most autistic posters on the board.
Only /int/ tugas beat us in terms of raw autism and there's probably a decent cross between both boards.

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>decent cross between both boards.
I hope not, i find /int/ tugas obnoxious as hell. as if they are unable to lighten up.

>that image
Mate what the fuck is going on, no way that's legit.

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Pls be in Lisboa

gay niggas

neo colonial values commonly found in your land

>no way that's legit.
Oh you really have no idea

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Can I get a quick rundown of what happened?

I want all int NIGGERS to burn in HELL. JESUS warned us about this.

gayposting is a core part of /int/

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New one

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We paid it off already. Only have about 13M remaining.