/nfl/ General - Double Dirty Bird Edition

You can only @ this post if your team is currently tied for the #1 best team in the 2019 season of professional football.

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>bears
Kek

It got clarified recently:
cbs4indy.com/2019/08/13/local-physician-optimistic-as-andrew-luck-deals-with-myositis-ossificans/
From what I’m reading, this is actually less bad than a calf strain in terms of long-term ramifications. Much more acutely painful, but there’s a simple cleanup surgery for it. The problem is they don’t want to do surgery this close to the season.

Luck probably had his foot amputated and Irsay doesn't want anyone to return their season tickets.

>Xecucks
Injured and will likely miss some games. Although this has been the norm for the past several years

>Colts
Didn’t have one

Hi Carson

I haven't seen Jones play with the 1s because John Mara is threatening the job of anyone who tries to get the #6 overall pick a chance to fight for Eli's starting position.

>pats
Harry looked great so far.

As of 4 hours ago

>Burns exited Tuesday's practice early with his ankle taped, Max Henson of the Panthers' official site reports.
>The nature and severity of Burns' apparent injury remain undisclosed at this time. The No. 16 overall pick of the 2019 NFL Draft, Burns is primed for a key role in Carolina's linebacker corps when fully healthy. The Panthers are likely to take a cautious approach to the 21-year-old's recovery.

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Hes out with various injuries tho
He's a glass bust

Foles was willing to hit the playbook, do all the drills, get in the reps, and work with his team like an actual leader. That's why they played hard for him. Wentz is going to crash and burn and it will be funny to watch the drama. It's a shame Nick Foles is going to suck in Jacksonville or it would really ignite Philly rage.

The misogynistic gangsta rapper is going to teach us all about social justice and how to properly treat a lady.

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He's dead

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>loins
>yahoo sports is reporting Hockenson will start as the number 2 TE behind Jesse james
fucking hell

Best case scenario is Nick gets laid off by year 2 of his contract and returns to Philly. Worst case scenario is he stays the 4 years and retires. I just want Wince traded off to the highest bidder. Least get something off him.

nypost.com/2019/08/13/the-cowboys-dak-prescott-mess-is-all-thanks-to-the-eagles/

How do get BTFO this hard by a division rival in the fucking offseason?

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He has a hamstring tweak and it's said to be "very minor". Cry harder

I got 99 problems but misgendering a disabled trans woman of color ain't one

>niners
>BOSA
Happy they're resting him. He's already a polished NFL talent he doesn't need reps he needs his health and he'll be ready to kick ass.

They both got BTFO'd, and the Giants will be the one who shines the most by 2021. Least the Giants wont overpay Jones like retards since Jones seems to be the timid, yet humble type.

Pretty normal for rookie TE's

Secret Giants surge this season? Maybe...take the division?

Yeah that's true, I'm just pessimistic cuz loins
At least he can block well

>the Eli Manning redemption arc

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>Buncos
In the hospital with literally every other player at that position for some reason.
Isn't that every team right now? Preseason standings have no bearing on the regular season, so all 32 teams are tied for first at 0-0-0.
>Iggles realizing throwing money prematurely at a rookie contract QB was a mistake
>it was just all 5D chess move guys!
>Least the Giants wont overpay Jones like retards since Jones seems to be the timid, yet humble type.
So did Dak Prescott.

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No, they have no WR's and they need Eli to flame out badly to get the fans to want Jones in. Next season maybe.

RIP another Pats first rounder

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Not this season. If i were the Giants, I'd just tank one more season since Eli going to bitch,moan, and ruin Jones since he wants his position. That way the Giants will not only realize Eli finally needs to fuck off, and also get sweet new weapons for Jones in WR and goat o-line. And then they will be back on top in the NFCE

I have a feeling the Lions will be better than people are saying. I could see them getting 2nd in the division.

>So did Dak Prescott.
Le $40 million man

>Comparing based kind hearted Jones, to the overrated trash heap that is Derp Poopscot.
There's a reason why the Giants loved Jones.

Imagine lying on top of him and kissing his forehead hahaha that's so gay, good thing I didn't think of it

Tanking doesn't benefit anyone though, just ask the Suck for Luck Clots

It's only gay if the balls touch

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Imagine actually being a person that exists and doesn't have brain damage while simultaneously believing that Rayne Dakota Prescott deserves 40 million dollarydoos.

>Tanking doesn't benefit anyone though, just ask the Suck for Luck Clots
They got Barkley first year of tanking. And then they got Jones second year of tanking plus couple of toys.
Yeah I think the Giants are winning in the NFL's version of the process unlike the real process

And that includes Dak himself

They didn't intentionally tank for Barkley; they were just a bad team decimated by injuries and bad coaching

Same, but I wont hold my breath. I think it'll be burrs, loins/vikes, and puckers after godgers shatters both collarbones

With a record like that, I think that tanking written all over it. Plus Barkley was projected to be the number one pick the upcoming draft. Most shit teams were tanking for him in the long run.

packers
rashan gary is still a big fast freak, but not dominant yet. he drew a lot of attention in the preseason game, but didn't make any big plays. Hes close, and reports from camp are he is coming along nicely
savage jr missed some of camp with a wisdom tooth surgery. He's been with the ones in camp even with second year raven green starting to flash, but not standing out much. Adams said hes a player though
slighty trending upward I suppose

You play the game to win.

theyve got the 4th best TE group in the division so far lmao

And you can win the future games by losing. I get it your a game purist, but some teams just have to tank to get better. Most fail horribly mind you, but think the Giants are the ones who seem to be winning the tankbowl for future owls.

rodgers will be taking about a quarter as many dropbacks with more chipping TEs, so don't hold your breath

Puckers are going to suck with Roger's and Lafleur bickering the whole season even if he doesn't get injured. Vikings still can't protect Cousins, and who knows if the bears take a step back with Fangio gone. I like the loins chances

Thank god Stafford is basically invincible

You cant really say that until the rookie has played a season

who here /ouryear/

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>Battle of the Bay Farewell Super Bowl
Yeah I'm thinking that's pure kino.

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Too bad it's not sexually transmitted.

Who has the best defensive front?

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Texans

>94771900
So söykin even watch NFL?

>Puckers are going to suck with Roger's and Lafleur bickering
lol keep your fingers crossed

Yikes.

Tom will get hurt and retire this year. Bill stays and drafts another but in the 2020 divisional round they lose to Andy Reid after winning a wild card.

haha yeah ma-wait wut

>r-right??

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I was referring to his wife, who is clearly not invincible.

hello i am new and plan to make /nfl/ my home for this season. are there any tripfags, namefags, and memes i should be made aware of?

Fucking chiefs fans

Bears

Scientifically proven to be the WORST fans in the NFL.

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Its gotta happen one of these days. Might as well just keep saying it at this point.

Do you know what giving someone the "double bird" is?

>Cowboys=Internal drama on who gets the highest paid contract, some might even leave or not play the whole season
>Iggles=Wince refuses to play a single snap of the pre season and not actually try improve himself since he claim's he can win any game without any practice whatsoever. Also has a god complex and is basically a McNabb/Bradford hybrid with both of their worst traits. Also let Studfeld die to prove his intentions clear as day.
>Redskins= Are the Redskins. Haskins a bust, already trying to sell shitty pieces off for a first rounder or more, and whatever team they have already getting shot down like flies via either age or bad team chemistry.
>Giants=Might have to tank one more year to finally rid the Cancer that is Eli and has little to no WR with Golden Tate as your best option. And league will now prepare for non stop Barkley passes much more now this season.

God I have no idea who will come up on top on this dumpster fire of a division.

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fuck off we're full

yeah m8 that's what i did to your mom last night

Dak plays this season either way, right?

No, and that was not a very nice thing to say. We don't tolerate that kind of abuse on this board. This is 4channel.

Bears

And Tate is suspended the first 4 games too

The wisest of us usually ignore the tripfags and namefags but other than that just be yourself. Dont worry about saying something stupid because that's half the thread.

How can you be this arrogant when your team hasn't won a Owl since the Beatles were still together?

That grill Chiefs fan knew it was wrong but she was powerless to stop the menace of the drunken hick.

Well he has to, just without Zeke, and maybe even Elliot if he jumps for the no pay no game bandwagon.

Regular season champion Reid gets them hyped every year before failing them

They beat women out there.

Completely forgot about that. Guess that makes..idk Reggie white the best WR they have for the first 4 games?

Sorry but Texans, Saints, Broncos, or Eagles are you only options.

The Wentz-hating stuff is literally fake news. The teams likes and trusts him, and he's having a great camp and working very hard. You seem desperate and scared.

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The look of this man's eyes knows he's fucked whatever happens. Either Dak doesn't play, Zeke, and Cooper wont play. Or possibly all 3 wont fan if us non Cowgirl fans are lucky.

>chanting USA to a pats fan while wearing a star spangled banner hat
Beer is a helluva drug.

how do you not just beat the fuck out of the drunk bro

Ok bud

Hi Carson. Why don't you join your said team buds in the Preseason. Afraid you might get hurt or perhaps exposed as a overpaid fraud most made you out to be? Why did you let your backup Studfeld die in the first preseason game. So you can make it your whole show to prove your greatness? That's some quality leadership there.

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I meant to type Cooper, not Zeke twice. But honesty the Cowboys are in big fucking trouble either way...or be like the pats when it comes to turmoil and go all the way to the owl because /NFL/ logic.

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Redskins will be in the top 5 for sacks this year. Book it

I have a question for you. I noticed you post in literally every thread and post often. Are there other forums you post in? I imagine it must be time consuming to always come back to a computer every hour or so (judging from the file names), so I’m assuming you don’t post elsewhere. Just wondering because you don’t really add any commentary about the game or insight to the conversation while trying to derail threads with trolling or politics making /nfl/ not really worth it anymore. I would like to politely remove myself from where you tend to be be, to be honest. Thanks.

Have sex.

No u

brady btfo

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>all these contract hold ups
are they gonna change this shit in the next cba. tired of hearing about it. maybe add guarantees that don't go against the cap

>Proceeds to tear his ACL against the Redskins in game one.
I found script for future Iggle games guys

>Actual Discussion
Make and post in threads outside /NFL/ general
The official NFL and your team’s forums
>Trolling
Yardbarker and other apps for your phone
>Commenting on Headlines like a no attention span Zoomer
r/NFL
>Getting News
All three

>Never leaves computer
You must smell awful

I got whoever youre (you)ing filtered, but im guessing old gay or bitchknees
its safe to say they only post here because if they were on the computer any longer than they are theyd probably be dead

It’s a fair question and nothing he said was wrong. You should just answer the man.

I retrospect, it's really fucking creepy now that I have a stalker.

HELLO?

How many wins for the Jags? 11?

I save all your posts desu.

well, 40 million dollarydoos only equals 27 million real dollars, but that's still too much, and does jerruh know dak is moving to australia?

Wins gained off of them? Yeah, 11 sounds about right.

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Stop being mean

Which Cucks/ Tards game will be the bigger clusterfuck this season?

That way I'll remember you when you're gone.

>aints
their d-line would be bottom 5 in the league if it weren't for cam jordan, and even with him they're only barely in the top 15

Ashes to ashes.

Apologize

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How many wins for the Browns? 11?

The Texans are going 9-7 and all you bitches talking shit like they're going 7-9 are going to be proven so incredibly wrong.

Bombstonians are extremely beta in real life

>losing to the blake fucking bortles-led jasg twice in one season
'no'

And you will be proven wrong when they go 8-8

VERY true

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>the weak shall fear the strong

AYO
*loses eady game*
HOLD UP
*benches star player*
SO YOU BE SAYIN
*loud snoring in film room*
YOU BE SAYIN
*trades other star for a ham sanwich*
DAT
*blows out a good team*
DAT WE
*gets BTFO by a shit team*
DAT WE DEM BOYZ
*gets killed by James Harrison

kek what have the Jags ever won?
>*blows out a good team*
based

They're going 9-7 and barely sneaking into the playoffs before getting decimated by the Steelers in the WC

based /hoc/man

cowboys not having any good luck as of late

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Let's talk seriously about the AFC south. One team gets a playoff spot. Which team will it be?

Whew, dodged that bullet

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cowboys should trade dak for brady

Only feral niggers and straight up trash resort to violence because of some drunk sports banter.
Have they ever had a matchup during a Color Rush game? Seahawks Color Rush games are always top-tier spaghettibowls.
Plantar fasciatis? Better go to the Good Feet store my man!

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>luck has another mysterious injury but is "totally fine"
>jags still have no offense
>titans have a solid roster but mariota is trash and won't have the balls to start tannehill until it's too late

Texans have it in the bag as long as the o-line is semi-competent this year

i feel pretty bad for coop desu

>goes 8-8
>still gets Wildcard

BDN leads the Jags to a division championship at 6-10.

Their coach is Freddie Kitchens. He will be a worse coach than Ben McAdoo and Jim Tomsula. The Browns are the Browns. The "Dream Team" Eagles went 8-8.

The Browns are going 6-10 and there isn't a shred of evidence that says they'll do any better.

An 8-8 team could outright win the AFCS.
>mfw

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They should abolish the division champs automatically get a playoff spot and instead the teams with the top 6 records in the conference , regardless of division, get into the playoffs. Pure fucking bullshit Carolina made it in with a 7-9 record a few years ago bumping out a 10-6 team.

I miss AYO posting

*scores a 70 yd TD

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>An 8-8 team could outright win the AFCS.
Colts are going 13-3 though

*called back for holding*

>Giggles and Cowsoys shackling themselves with massive contracts for average QBs just in time for Jones to take over on a rookie contract

yes perfect

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Can the Jags get nine 3-0 wins?

>They should abolish the division champs automatically get a playoff spot
But then that would kill division rivalries, which are a huge draw.

why do so many football players have necks as wide as their fucking skulls?

Only one giant problem remains for them. And that's Eli's ego

shrugs in the gym bro

steroids are a helluva drug

i don't know. all i know is i went to a bar to watch the jags-colts game last year that ended up 6-0 and i almost slit my fucking wrists because a friend drove us there and i forgot my phone so i was stuck watching that snoozefest

should have started a bar fight to liven it up

That was one of the best defensive games of last season. Pleb taste.

I don't know about other cities, but in mine nearly all the bars downtown have surveillance cameras. The cops have a mini-station by the bar/club district and have access to the bars' cameras so they're on scene almost immediately if shit goes down

>hurr durr Eli has dirt on the Maras

Anyone who thinks that Ben McAdoo was "right" about Eli needs to remember that he thought the "answer" was Geno motherfucking Smith.

The Jags defense was playing lights out but the Colts defense was trash. Cody Kessler was the QB for the Jags and what should have been a 40-0 rout was 6-0 because the Jags offense was trash

But Eli gonna ruin Jones development by ordering to play second fiddle to him because Eli got the two owls wins thus Ego or not, we gonna start him because he hero

That's excessive for banter though. Talking shit is one thing but that's a whole different level of being an insufferable asshole.

Lmao

Mahomes rode the bench for an entire year behind Alex Smith. How did that work out?

How is watching a football game in bar in the US? In Germany we just get drunk and complain about the refs/the other team

Mahomes was going to be great regardless.

Smeth is elite though

I’m a chiefs fan and this webm annoys the fuck out of me, I would punch him even though I’m rooting for the same team

Same plus a lot of yelling and buffalo wings.

McAdoo was retarded, but that wasn't the plan. The plan was to play Geno for like 2 games, then start Webb for the remainder.

Eli was godawful that year, but McAdoo was still retarded for not immediately starting Webb that season. Webb sucks, but the idiot boomer Giants fans who claimed that they shouldn't have drafted Darnold because of Webb would have stopped crying about Eli being benched

How much for eight beers and a big plate of Buffalo wings in your local bar in your state?

depends on the bar. if you go to a regular bar, they'll have a lot of games on but usually with no fucking sound so it sucks. if you go to a bar dedicated to a single team, all the screens will show the game and they'll have the sound on. lots of drinking and eating regardless. surprisingly, more fights break out in single team bars than in free-for-all bars

Depends. Some bars have dollar beer nights, and 50 cent wing nights, but I doubt they're on foobaw Sundays. I'd guess if everything is full price, 50 bucks. And I feel that's being generous. Bars are a ripoff.

2.50 per beer/8beers = 20 bucks
30 wings at a buck a wing = 30 bucks
And I'm ignoring tax to make up for the slight overestimation.

Eight beer? If it's some cheap shit probably 3-3.50 a beer. If you want an import beer or something with a little more flavor it'll be about 5 bucks a beer. I would guess a decent size plate of Buffalo Wings will be about $15.estimates about 15-20 minutes north of Seattle. If you go to downtown Seattle to drink it will be even more expensive.

I'm not him, but for me itd be around 50 bucks after a tip

Fat fuck eating 30 wings

Like the others have said, probably 50 bucks, 60 if you're getting craft beers. Wings are retarded expensive for what is supposed to be essentially offal.

>2.50 per beer

where the fuck do you live where it's $2.50 a beer?

LOL you fat FUCKS i play basketball and run track quit projecting losers

I just assumed shit like Bud Light was cheaper.
"huge plate of wings" obviously means for more than one person, dumbfuck

For my go-to bar it’s $2/pint and about $10/8 wings, so yeah that sounds right.

>8 beers
>30 wings
Clearly he’s not the only one eating/drinking. You DO go to bars with friends and not by yourself, right user?

He must have thought the 8 beers were all for one person too. My god how retarded can you be.

South Carolina is a $1.75 for a Yeungling or Budweiser. Like $1 for a Bud Light

Ratbirds preseason win streak ends Thursday

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No you fucking retards, I'm an alcoholic obviously. 8 beers ain't jack

>west coast starts waking up
>thread goes to shit

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what the FUCK are they doing?

twitter.com/nyjets/status/1161399289907744768

Not stalking. I want to avoid you. Kinda the opposite, but it can see why you’d get confused

getting hyped by going 6-10

You wake up at 4 PM?

Also I have friends at my local bar... for whatever that's worth. I'm walking over now for the braves game

Too much desu. That's why I drink alone yeah with nobody else. You know when I drink alone I prefer to be by myself.

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AFC east will have 2 playoff teams, patriots obviously and then the jest or bills

>packers D forces 2 pick sixes and a fumble, so all we see it a two play redzone attempt all quarter

they're going to ignore the whole AB shitshow on hard knocks, aren't they?

based, how will bitchknees ever recover?

Based. Going to a bar is retarded. Nothing beats just drinking with a buddy or having a few by yourself. I hate people though

have you taken your pills today yet?

Will he ever win a superb owl?

They spent a bunch on oline this offseason, will it finally be /ouryear/?

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Which would cause the most shitposting on Yea Forums?

>Brady and Belichick win a 7th ring and don't retire
>Mahomes throws another 50+ TD's and leads the Chiefs to a ring
>Browns are as good in real life as they are on paper and win their first owl
>Burrs win the owl
>Eli defeats the Pats again for his 3rd ring
>Cowboys pay Dak and Zeke and win the owl

>be me 8 or 9 Hamms in by halftime
>start drunk texting my fantasy league about how garbage their teams are
>take a shit
>fall asleep
>wake up half way thru the 4th quarter and I'm behind in fantasy outta nowhere
>start making jim beam and Hamms boilermakers til SNF starts
>fry some potatoes
>fry a steak
>eat it
>lose fantasy game
>cry
>try to trade my whole roster and put in for anyone who had a decent week on waivers
>smoke a blunt
>play some madden
>delete all my moves because its hopeless
>feel like shit
One bourbon one scotch and one beer. Well I ain't won my league since I don't know when. Been drinkin bourbon whisky scotch and gin. Gonna get high man I'm gonna get loose so gimme a triple shot of that juice.

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RIP

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So can we finally all agree that Wilson is better than Luck?

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>Eli defeats the Pats again for his 3rd ring
this

Which team needs a uniform redesign the most and why is it the Pats

one of these clearly doesn't belong with the rest

Yes, we've come to that conclusion years ago

i've had Wilson > Luck since 2015

Where's all those Clots fags were telling me that this was no big deal in the media was blowing it out of proportion? Lmao

no, its the falcons. either their offense or defense will underperform and have an early playoff exit

>Lindstorm
gonna be a pro bowl guard for the next 10 years
>McGary
his heart gave out

He's had this since April and they still don't even know where the issue is. When is the NFL going to step in and do something about this "team"?

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Burrs or browns

>Luck ded
Do they Tank For Tua or wait another year and Lose For Lawrence?

>Yea Forums hates the cowgirls
>Yea Forums hates Dak

That's the one, chief

It's definitely Tuna time

>moments b4 this post

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Perhaps Luck is just a pussy and needs to play through the pain.

>calf injury
>ankle sprain

Man the fuck up dude.

1. What the fuck does this mean?
2. Why am I getting tourism ads for North Korea on Facebook?

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rodgers played through a broken knee, youd think he could last through a sprained ankle

It's time for Based Carr kino again

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Rodgers was taking every drug available for the pain. Luck is a straight edge faggot that isn't willing to take drugs

Who is the most underrated RB of all time and why is it Eric Dickerson?

Plenty of guys play through incredible pain, happens every year. Drugs or not. That said, it's not like Luck needs to practice. They should hermetically seal that fucker from January to September.

Tua to the bungles, Lawrence to the Lions

it's the prophecy screencap this you fucking bitches

Find a list that doesn't have Dickerson in the top 10. Overrated? Dickerson?

Wrong player, right team though. Steven Jackson is clearly the answer.

>implying Arizona won't get the first pick and trade Murray and draft Tua
>implying Arizona won't get the first pick and trade Tua and draft Lawrence

Yes. Luck will be the biggest "what if" story of the decade, while Wilson is on track for the HoF.

Luck is a hof level talent that has been completely wasted

Fuck the clots

Its ED because he held out and the Rasm were literally too broke to pay him so he left for the clots and never had as big a season as the 2k campaign. He was a great back tho.

The fuck? The loins won't suck enough to draft that high

Steven Jackson is butt dude.

Luck is the better player than Wilson, but Wilson had the better team/organization

>sustain two back to back season ending injuries
>HUUUURRRRRRRR HE SHOULD PLAY ALL GAEMS

Are we pretending that just because Luck is hurt right now that he wasn’t a massive upgrade over Curtis Painter and Dan Orlovsky? Colts had already made up their mind they weren’t keeping Peyton, which while retarded in and of itself, once they had decided Peyton was done with them it was clearly in their best interest to tank 2011

>we could see rodgers relive the vicodin-fueled MVP favre
kino

dont ask me bro i saw it in a vision

There's no way Jones starts until after Eli retires in 4 years. And by then they'll probably have moved on to the next prospect.

To all anons who answered my bar question: with eight beers I mean four litres of beer and not your retarded measurement for beer
But thanks for the answers, I can estimate the prices now

You order one bourbon, one scotch, and one beer, George?

The names John. And yes, yes I do.

>That said, it's not like Luck needs to practice.

Why do people say this? Everyone needs practice to get into rhythm with the rest of their team.

Wentz isn't taking a single snap during preseason

He's still practicing. Luck has been to one practice.

Who needs practice when you have Luck?

LMAO

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I have one whisker coming in super thick and I have no idea why. How the fuck do I fix this? It hurts like a zit but there's no pus. It's not ingrown because it's growing at the same pace as the other hairs around it. I tried digging it out from the root with toenail clippers but it doesn't work because the skin just gets pushed in.

Fuck it's so annoying.

Just got back from the bar from the braves game, they were ahead enough and it's a tuesday. Had 6 bourbons but they charged me for 4. $23 out the door

*SNAP*

He's clearly out of it.

Raiders

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:/

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>Two season ending injuries
And people say this guy is gud.

L M A O

Just grab some tweezers and pull that hair out, and post pics

I feel good either way," Wentz said to Eagles media members on whether he plays in the preseason or not. "Whatever coach feels is best. I'll be ready come Week 1 whether I get multiple reps in the preseason or none at all. Whatever coach decides, I'm extremely confident in this offense and myself and I think I like where we're at."

??????

I would but I don't even have a pair of tweezers and I don't want to go to Walgreens because they say "hi welcome to walgreens" and I hate it.

He's abouta get Durant-ed

>his team's rb doesn't take CIA money to make commercials
youtube.com/watch?v=uC5nMjXBG6M

Sometimes two hairs will grow out of the same pore with one making out and the other is pushed inside. Get tweezers and remove the exposed hair and it will probably pull out the second one

I get that Dak isn't an elite QB who deserves 30+ a year, but how can anyone say Wentz is? He had a flashy year, but then his team plugged in a QB on the verge of retirement and won the superbowl? They're about even and neither is elite.

>I don't want to go to Walgreens because they say "hi welcome to walgreens" and I hate it

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>a grown up who doesn't have tweezers
Pull it out with your fingernails then, fag

Just grab it with your fingers then, or pliers

>no tweezers

How the fuck do you pluck your eyebrows then?

it's pesky and not sticking out far enough to grip with fingernails well.
fuck you

My eyebrows are actually pristine without any maintenance. They're my best feature even, if I have one. Everyone loves my eyebrows.

TICK

TOCK

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>fuck you
That's not even an explanation why does people sayin hello as part of their jobs bother you

Are you literally a diagnosed autist or person with anxiety disorder or something?

That super bowl QB wasn’t even good. Especially this season.

This QB pay boom is all the Raiders fault for VASTLY overpaying Carr.

fucking how do you think that? the seahawks are garbage without russell.

It's always someone dude. Theres just not enough starting caliber QBs

>ignoring the legion of boom
Memes aside, the Seahawks defense was unreal at its peak, and the clots never came close, and who did the clots have that compared to Marshawn Lynch?

>They're about even and neither is elite
lol

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Wh-whoa

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What the fuck does this even mean?

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Why is Antonio Brown being a little bitch right now?

Jerry is senile

Literally this

No wonder McDaniels backed out of working for that shit pit.

I think the Panthers have proved that any handling of QB injuries starts with being proactive at the top

>Panthers wait until March 2017 for Newton to get first shoulder surgery after "seeing if it'll heal non-surgically"
>Everything he throws beyond 15 yards is a duck, arms gets worse and worse over the next two years
>New owner sees to it that Newton gets surgery shortly after last season ended
>Throwing 40+ yard sex bombs in training camp

Any issues with Andrew Luck begin and end with Jim Irsay.

it means he's gonna wait it out and hope those fucks just play

>why is a little bitch being a little bitch
idk

t. uneducated woodbleeders

Jerry had to be physically restrained from drafting Manziel. After that I realized Jerry is retarded and only made it to where he is due to sheer luck

Has Antonio said anything about his old receivers coach literally falling over and dying?

Lmao

kek

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For me, it's Bill "questionable" Belichick

he looked massively out of shape. i dunno how you can justify coaching elite athletes and being so fat yourself

>cam throwing uncontested bombs to open receivers

Please stop hyping up training camp you fucking mong

>be the colts
>have nearly 15 years of elite QB play with manning, only win one super bowl because its against the worst SB team of the modern era and rex grossman that manning gets dragged to victory
>he's injured for one year, team loses on purpose, gets to draft next generational QB talent
>generational QB talent gets injured for one season, team falls ass-backwards into generation offensive guard talent

i fucking despise this franchise so much. please god let luck never play again.

I've never been to a preseason game before, but since I'm going back to school at Alabama this weekend, I thought I'd stop in Nashville to watch my Pats play the Titans. Its week 2 so I'm hoping the starters play for a least a couple drives. Do people actually go to preseason games? What's the atmosphere like?

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Cam completed one deep throw all of training camp last year. A lot of the beat writers were noting at this time last year that his connection with Torrey Smith (Who was the top deep threat at the time) just wasn't there.

People think Newton was fine until the Steelers game, but he really wasn't. His deep ball was never there the entire season and it was really masked by the fact that all the underneath throws were insanely effective thanks to a bigger focus on YAC.

It means these holdouts and players holding the team hostage is like a car wreck where your hand is severed and instead of panicking and throwing money at them, which is the reactionary stupid decision, he's going to do the thing that might be difficult and painful, but he's going to wait it out in hopes of help/an improvement to the situation.

In very simple terms, he thinks Dak and Zeke need the Cowboys more than the Cowboys need them, and that they have presented a situation and tried to rush and force a contract increase by pretending they are fine leaving the team or holding it hostage. He's not retarded at all, this is the correct move. There is no rush for Jerry to sign them, and when they realize management can't be bullied into more money, they'll come down.

>back to school at Alabama
lol

ye I'm a senior this year, I went there because I'm a big football guy and I like college football. It's actually a really nice school there with how much money they get from football.

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Generally friendly, especially if the two teams know each other. Locals here in Nashville might not take kindly to a Patriots invasion of their stadium but it's preseason so who really cares.

Avoid Broadway at all costs. It's kind of nice to walk down it once but beyond the lights & aesthetic it's a soulless bro country amusement park tourist trap. Demonbreun Street further up is more fun.

Based. Roll tide!

I get that famm I want Cam to succeed and take us to another Owl but this is his third shoulder surgey a surgery where most MLB pitchers wont even get.

>nothing surgical is planned
Fuck. He’s done for the year.

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Roll Tide brother

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You guys blaming the Colts' medical staff, front office, etc, need to remember that Luck has a history of misleading/lying about his injuries because he wants to play through said injury, which ends up making it worse. That's how his shoulder got so fucked up. He played through the initial injury without prompting the training staff.

I need an eagles version of this

So the Titans are winning the AFCS. Probably at 8-8

im sure its a nice school but man i couldnt imagine going to a state as terrible as alabama. the butt of every american joke ever. i get maybe tuscaloosa is different from the rest of the state but man

9-7, but yes.

If the medical staff is relying on Luck's word instead of doing the proper tests and scans, then they're retarded

This is his second. And the January surgery was an arthroscopic one rather than an invasive one. All they really did was clean out leftover scar tissue from the 2017 surgery.

>imagine being this much of a front running faggot

>Jerry is retarded and only made it to where he is due to sheer luck
Nobody makes a million dollars out of luck user, let's be realistic. Sure hes been fucked in the head for 20 full years,but it wasnt luck that he helped create the most profitable franchise

Who's behind the drafting in Dallas? Is it Jerry or Stephen?

Luck played through a lacerated kidney and beat the supposedly great 2015 Broncos defense.

Carr comes off so cringe, can’t take Renfroe under his wing and instead just tries to intimidate a rookie or some shit. Kid is nervous, talk to him, give him tips, inspire him, not try to be le tough guy. No wonder Gruden hates his ass

He didn't create the most profitable franchise. He literally struck oil and bought the most profitable franchise then shamefurly fired their legendary HC/GM without even giving him an opportunity for a gentleman's resignation. 100% of Jerruhs life is him being a drunk cowboy okie that gets lucky af. He's like a little okie leprechaun.

You can't really test for pain.

I could be wrong, but my impression is that Stephen is the brains of the operation and Jerry is the one who wants pizazz.

>Cowboys morph into a run-oriented team with a fast and physical defense by early last season
>Trade for a No. 1 WR because MUH NEXT MICHAEL IRVIN MUH TRIPLETS

jerry turned the cowboys from shit into americas team. he paved the way for hot ass cheerleaders and exclusive sponsorship rights. his probably is ego and how he won't let anyone with a higher football iq run things. it's why he loves garret so much

Billion* sorry
Jerry wont drop the reigns until he drops himself, but Stephen has more control in the last 5 years, and overall has drafted quite well with the exception of taco Charlton
>LVE couldve easily gone 8 picks higher
>taking a flier on jaylon smith to recover
They also pick crime nigs as often as they pick a jaylon smith (or more often) like randy Gregory

That's exactly what happened with Cam last year. People were panicking thinking he tore his labrum or his rotator cuff, but there was never anything structurally wrong. There's actually post-surgery video where the doctor tells Cam that the inside of his shoulder looked way better than they thought it would have.

Da Burrs winning Da Owl is a shitposting prophecy. The shitstorm will be so massive that/sp/ will be completely intolerable for at least 3 days.

Imagine what the Cowboys, especially their defensive line, could be if they hadn't spent so much draft capital on criminals and maniacs. LVE & Jaylon Smith are the next Luke Kuechly & Thomas Davis.

I don't know how people can honestly think this. Jerruh didn't turn them into America's team Tom Landry did then Jerruh bought the team and fired Landry in the late 80s.

Garrett is Jerruh's longest tenured coach

They've drafted amongst the best in the league, but I think coaching will hold them back still.

>every team's offense turning into pass happy twinks
>Pats already had the highest BMI of any team last year and got even bigger in the off-season

Why does the rest of the NFL suck so much?

Just Google eagles troll doll.

>ywn go to one of your team's roadgames and convert a timid qt your team and bread her
It hurts bros

LVE is good, but Smith is overrated.

I do imagine that, it's much nicer than the current state of my favorite team
I couldn't agree more. I'd bet they pull Sean Payton in the next 2 years

>”Player is a bust after half a preseason game” meme

try Tiki Barber or Fred Taylor, true underrated goats

He asked about beer user

We're just on to the next game.
Idiot, the point is that last year he wasn't even throwing well to recievers in camp because his shoulder was shot. Do you not understand the positives of both that improvement and recovering from surgery in itself?
>In very simple terms, he thinks Dak and Zeke need the Cowboys more than the Cowboys need them
Jerry is right in that sense, but the problem with that logic is that both Dak and Zeke need to know that too. Which it looks like they don't. Because apparently they both got advertising contracts their rookie year because of their skill and not because the jersey they wear.
I miss Zimmer posting, one of the best things of that era.
If a medical staff is just going off a patient's word and not running tests they they'd be sued.
Cowboys were America's Team in the 70s you mong. And that was when Dallas Cheerleaders were also top hype. A decade before Jerrah touched it.
Why not? Just do it bro.

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>the vikings face when they let down their entire fanbase every season

Actually my team picks me up every morning

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Cringe

You could do that for about for a little under 50 bucks in Tennessee, maybe even 40 but you’d be drinking wate-I mean really cheap beer at that point.

>tfw this conversation convinced me to get bdubs and now I'm sitting my brains out
God damnit, played again

*shitting

That's pretty funny. I mean what exactly is "Vikings" about it? I could see doing this sort of thing if your team were the San Diego Borderhoppers or something, but why Vikings and coffee?

Is the coffee bland and shit-tasting, like the Viqueers?

Fuckers probably undercooked it and/or handled it in an unsanitary way

Wow. Imagine getting this angry over a bag of coffee grounds

Absolutely BASED

I think it's cool.

>mfw another vikingsbro posts

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I'm not angry though? i asked you a pretty friendly question.

>Be Redskins
>Fall for the black QB meme
Yeah he's guaranteed bust.

>your team
>your favorite backstreet boys song
>your favorite nsync song
>your favorite britney spears song

Texans
Everybody
Bye Bye Bye
Toxic

Butts
Ass
Tits
Shit

cringe. go listen to taylor swift faggot

Pats
Larger than life
It's gonna be me
Baby one more time

have any taylor swift nudes leaked?

Nobody reads these posts or responses and they don't discuss football. Nobody cares about the answers to those questions. It's an invitation to shitpost, so I'm shitposting.

My team is the Buccaneers
I like the Backstreet Boys' song "Ass"
I like the N'sync song "Tits"
Oh and Britney Spears' song "Shit" is my favorite. Love that thing.

>Raiders
>Ass
>Tits
>Shit

those are bad words and i hope your parents see those words and ground you for typing them

THE GREEN BAY PACKERS
ASS
TITS
SHIT

You take that back.

>mfw Luck’s latest injury ushers in the CHAD KELLY DYNASTY

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It sadly just ushers in a new era of Colts becoming the new Browns/old Colts.

*beats your team and then gets high and breaks into your house to nap on your couch*

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Swag

youtu.be/YsNM7tLSl1w

The Bengals will win the superb owl.

>Panthers players/coaches/staff who went to Buffalo and are currently on the team

--Bills general manager Brandon Beane served a 19-year stint with the Panthers, including his final two seasons as the team's assistant general manager (2015-16). His assistant GM, Joe Schoen, got his start in the NFL with the Panthers in the early 2000s.

--Bills head coach Sean McDermott served as Carolina's defensive coordinator from 2011-16.

--Bills DT Star Lotulelei was drafted 14th overall by the Panthers in 2013 and played for Carolina from 2013-17.

-Bills CB Captain Munnerlyn was drafted by Carolina in 2009 and played seven seasons with the Panthers before signing with Buffalo this past week.

--Bills S Kurt Coleman played three seasons (2015-17) for the Panthers.

--Bills S Dean Marlowe also spent time with the Panthers from 2015-17.

--Bills special teams coordinator Heath Farwell served as the Panthers assistant special teams coach during the 2018 season.

--Bills quarterbacks coach Ken Dorsey coached with the Panthers from 2013-17 in the same position.

--Bills director of player personnel and former LB Dan Morgan played seven seasons in Carolina.

--Bills area scout Mike Szabo spent 17 years on Carolina's scouting staff.

--Bills safeties coach Bobby Babich was a defensive assistant with Carolina from 2011-12.

--Bills assistant to the head coach Matt Worswick was part of Carolina's equipment and football operations staffs from 2014-17.

>Panthers players/coaches/staff who went to Buffalo and are no longer on the team

--WR Kelvin Benjamin was drafted in the first round by the Panthers in 2014 and played for Buffalo from 2017-18.

--FB Mike Tolbert spent five years with the Panthers before finishing his career with the Bills in 2017.

--QB Derek Anderson was with the Bills in 2018 after seven seasons in Carolina.

--QB Joe Webb was with the Bills in 2017 after three seasons in Carolina.

>Bills players/staff who went to Carolina

--Panthers CB Kevon Seymour was acquired in a trade with the Bills at the end of the 2017 preseason.

--Panthers WR Chris Hogan played for the Bills from 2012-15.

--Panthers CB Ross Cockrell was drafted by Buffalo in 2014 and played one season with the Bills.

--Panthers TE Chris Manhertz was originally signed as an undrafted free agent with the Bills in 2015.

--WR/returner Kaelin Clay played for both the Bills and Panthers in 2017 and returned to Buffalo in 2018, but is no longer in the league.

--Former Bills OT Marshall Newhouse played for Carolina in 2018 and now plays for New Orleans

--Panthers assistant director of pro personnel Rob Hanrahan worked 16 seasons with the Bills, including two (2015-16) as the team's director of pro personnel.

--Assistant equipment manager Don Toner worked for the Bills for nine seasons before joining the Panthers in 1995.

There are 26 letters in the English alphabet.

In the AFC, there are only 8 letters used to begin team names. 10 in the NFC. In the NFL there are only 13 letters used for 32 teams

6 "B" teams(Bills, Browns, Bengals, Broncos, Bears, Buccaneers)
5 "C" team(Colts, Chiefs, Chargers, Cowboys, Cardinals)
1 "D" team(Dolphins)
1 "E" team(Eagles)
2 "F" teams(Falcons, 49ers)
1 "G" team(Giants)
2 "J" teams(Jets, Jaguars)
1 "L" team(Lions)
3 "P" teams(Patriots, Packers, Panthers)
4 "R team(Ravens, Raiders, Redskins, Rams)
3 "S" teams(Steelers, Seahawks, Saints)
2 "T" teams(Texans, Titans)
1 "V" team(Vikings)

Let's petition the NFL for more letter diversity. End letter racism today. You B and C teams should be ashamed of yourselves. A special thanks to the Vikings for being a special letter. The best letter for the best team.

I'm honestly interested in if Buffalo can keep up their success on defense with McDermott's scheme. Rivera mentioned a few weeks ago that one of the reasons the Panthers changed schemes was because they had so many defensive personnel & coaches poached by the rest of the league that pretty much everyone knew how their defense worked and how to counter it.

well this is a new type of spamming

pure autism

More like pure awesometism.

Oh, sorry. I just thought of a better one: "Awe-ti-some"

Blow it out your ass, honestly. It’s a neat quirk of the NFL and they practiced together today, so it’s on topic. Tripcuck

>Carolina Panthers were almost named Charlotte Bankers
Guessed we dodged the B group

Could you tell us what color skittle eache team would be?

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Omaha Dusters expansion team now

---Bills personal assistant secondary coach of personnel third ranked basketball operations head of research coach Phil Dorksins

--Bills radiologist third alpha head of treasury back line coach and hulu subscriber Ted Finnley

--Former Bills foraging officer and second in command of roadkill procurement and crotch grabbing Ted Nugent

--Secretary general ex Bills operate former vice president Alan Willtower

--Bills Chief of operation third rank package handler personal assistant Sam Darnold

haha nice one. Mind if I use that?

Probably their team color idiot

Go right ahead my friend.

>WR Kelvin Benjamin was drafted in the first round by the Panthers in 2014 and played for Buffalo from 2017-18

Has there ever been a bigger example of someone who earned a one-way ticket out of the league for being a fat, lazy piece of shit? Eddie Lacy covers the fat part, but he never blamed Aaron Rodgers for his shortcomings or got him hurt.

Why do people have to double linebreak all the fucking time now? Even when they have things like dash indentations or quote reply tags between lines?
Why do you praise Vikings when they use a consonant (just like Dolphins, Giants, and Lions), when the Eagles are the only team to start with a vowel? Are you a closet vowelist?!
>another D team
What about the unrepresented consonants? Or more vowels? Why does the NFL hate vowels? 38% of the AAF had team names starting with vowels, that is progress!
Not even a Packerfag but I miss Eddie Lacy. He was like a off-brand Marshawn Lynch.

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Nah. He’s the only person who ate himself out of a job I can think of

A B O U T A P O P E Y E S B I S C U I T

>who is Jamarcus Russell

Is he the king of "holy shit nigga what are you doing"? Will anyone surpass him?

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>Why do people have to double linebreak all the fucking time now?
Because I copypasted it from an article
Also vowels are garbage letters except Y

Vowelists have no business being on 4channel, this is a clean and tolerant website.

It's amazing worthlessburger is the face of a franchise. People love a fat dude who blames his teammates for the shortcomings of his coaching staff and himself.

This

>Y
>vowel
U focking wot nigga, get outta here with that second grade "sometimes it's a vowel sometimes it's not" bullshit

you could make an argument for Joe Flacco based on his albatross of a contract

I agree, fuck Y.

>49ers are an "F" team
>not a "49" team
Shit post.

Y is a vowel. Words like gym, why, and my don’t work without it

Your team=Shit
My team=Good

Fuck you, bitch.

Nah cuz J Mark was pre nu CBA and held out before his rookie year and got a fatty contract outta poor, desperate, senile ol Davis. No man has ever cucked a franchise as hard as Russel.

$120M+ > $50M

You must be a lions fan as well

As a Pants fan I was dreading Championship Week and the Super Bowl last year.

>Chiefs victory meant that Kelvin Fatfuck would get a ring despite doing absolutely nothing
>Saints victory would mean the bad guys win
>Rams victory would mean everyone would bash us for letting go of C.J. Anderson

It's amazing how I ended up rooting for the Patriots because it was the least bad scenario I could have faced.

cringe

Does anyone have that pic of the Eagles super bowl gear for sale at the team store at the Vikings' stadium?

lads is madden 20 worth getting if the most recent version I own is madden 25?

based and chadpilled

Check em fags. Its the 4dFuckin9ers.
Yeah but Flacco was AT LEAST 3x the QB Russel ever was so it still edges his out.

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Fucko has a ring

pirate it.

That's some pretty egregious watermarking. Might as well literally jerk off on the photo and get your DNA sample all over it. Basically what they already did anyways.

Sacks of what? Potatoes? Ryan Kerrigan is the only one good for 10, and Sweat is too lean and might have his heart explode.

>that feel when you want a Baker GOATfied jersey but the Browns jerseys are ugly as sin

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Their throwbacks are comfy. I hate what nike did to one of the last OG classic uniforms in the league. Plastering BROWNS all over it is so fucking tacky, a total "do Americans really?" Moment for all of sports.

The orange ones are pretty good looking imo

The Color Rush ones are really good. Plus Baker's first game is an instant classic and that's what the Browns were wearing.

Real 200IQ niggas play madden 08 on pc, with updated roster mod by football idiot with a xbox 360 controller.

>YouTube fags complain about madden’s graphics and about how Lamar Jackson’s shoulderpads are too wide
>then point at Madden 05 as a better game

Sounds gangsta. Does that one have the QB awareness flashlight? Can it be played online?

>not playing the occasional game of Tecmo Bowl
It's actually pretty fun and has some of the best gameplay out of all football games.

Look at what they've done to my boy :(

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does every team have a meme name equivalent?
bears burrs
colts clots
lions loins
bangles bungles
saints aints
dolphins ???
is there a complete list I may consult????

>bangles bungles

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Check reddit

for what? they dont use those names as far as I know

>40 million a year
Still funny

Jest. Rasm. Chorgers. Gnats. Dallass cowgirls. $)ers. Xecucks. Busc. Faguars. Etc.

Browns=Clowns or mistake on the lake

dolphins are the lolphins

List of cool kid Yea Forums names to call teams:

Patriots - Cheatriots/Patsies/Jew England
Jets- Jest/Jesters
Bills- Razorcakes
Dolphins- Phins/Dolphags

Steelers- Stoolers
Ravens- Ratbirds/Shitbirds
Bengals- Bungles
Browns - Brownies

Colts- Clots/Ponies
Texans- Toxins
Titans- Tits
Jaguars- Faguars

Chiefs- Chefs/Choofs
Chargers- Chorgers/Bolts
Raiders- Aids/Raidn-words(This is 4channel)
Broncos- Broncucks/Donkeys

Cowboys-Cowgirls/Cowcucks/VHS Champions
Eagles- Iggles/Filthadelphia
Giants- Gnats/The New York Football Giants
Redskins- The Washington Football Team/Skins

Packers- Green Gay/Fudgepackers/Puckers/Cheeseheads
Vikings- Viqueens/Vicucks
Lions-Loins/Detroilet
Bears- Burrs/Shitcago

Saints- Aints/Poo Orleans
Falcons- Failcons
Panthers- Panturds/Panties
Buccaneers- Busc/Cuckaneers

Rams- Rasm/Lambs
Seahawks- Xehawks/Hawks
Cardinals- Berds/Tardinals
49ers- Nanners, $)ers

I hope I helped you fit in to our very mature and funny culture here on 4channel.

wow this is very helpful thanks a bunch friend

Lol! my favorite is the "Toxins," freaking epic.

Forgot Lolphins and Gayvens.

>Green Gay
kek lol oh no!

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I would have also accepted "Barfelo" and "Shitsburgh"

I'm looking forward to this guy coming back and trolling the Packers all the way to their miserable 8-8 finish.

Shitcongo is also acceptable for Chicago

>not playing hex-edited current rosters Tecmo Bowl
I always liked "Chimpcongo" too.

*goes Owen Sixteen*

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Crowder and darnold are gonna be fun to watch together

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>mfw want a Dedskins jersey but there’s no players worth getting one of

those jerseys are ugly though

Get a throwback Dougie W. How dare they call this franchise racist!

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Imagine drafting a qb 6th overall and not even letting him get a snap with the starters until Archie Mannings son decides he doesn't feel like playing football anymore. This organization is a joke.

What do you think about my mock draft, good?

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Eli can still play you dumby and didn't start his first season either.

>>Eli can still play
Not very well.

He can, he had no OLINE last season but
>career best completion percentage
>career low int rate
>4th most yards
Now he actually has a functioning line it seems. Both Eli and Jones are very good QBs but Jones has to learn a bit from the sidelines for at least 4 games. And if the Giants are winning I say ride Eli this final year. If not put in Jones.

this.
I fucking hate cowboys fans but at least they know their shit half the time. well said.

The starting recievers aren't really starter tier anyway

>two NYG wr's
umm

Eli beating the Pats would utterly destroy this board

What the fuck even is my team. This didn't go as planned.

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giant still have rhet ellison
>feelsbadman

Got my ball signed at training camp the other day. You jelly, Yea Forums?

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>vikings fan
>black
nah, I'm good man

Why Wilson and Ryan?

I'm not black you retard

>Instantly aggressive
Sure you aren’t Jamal

>it's a show up to work at 4AM so I can finish some stuff before I go on vacation but the network drives and internet are down episode

I fucking hate the IT department

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well whatever kind of shitskin you are, it doesn't matter

Wow, this board truly fears the Vikings

Did you take Mahomes round 1?

The who?

not your personal blog

You forgot Shitsburgh, Lolphins, Queefs, Soiboys, Shit(or Chimp)congo, Pants, Shecocks/Shekawks, and a few others, newfag.

You tell him, oldfag! (autistic faggot retard)

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>have a mandatory training session for a new system on Saturday
>computers automatically lock after 7PM and are locked over the weekend
>drive to work on Saturday
>all the PC's are locked
>IT forgot to unlock them
>have to wait around 2 hours until one of them shows up

I thought IT people were supposed to be smart

>I thought IT people were supposed to be smart
Nah. Now it's just boomer bosses hiring millennials because they know how to send a text on an iphone.

fuck off zoomer

Blow me, wagie.

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IT freaked out that macros in Excel might be malicious and convinced management to ban them. They were all macros employees made, not ones downloaded externally. We're a financial company so now a lot of reports take 10 times as long to do.

And all 3 of the IT guys are over 50 years old.

I just had a weird dream about Maher (shitty kicker for Dallas). He got traded to whatever team was doing hard knocks and they showed him interrupt a scrimmage play by running over the ball with a tractor and then they interviewed him for the show where he says his real passion is making ice cream sundaes and even went on the gong show, where he was gonged, but he admitted his dreams of entertaining people with ice cream was silly

So the NFCE is the dumpster fire division this year, do you think we'll see another 7 win divisional winner?
>inb4 Iggles
They have zero depth at most positions. If they suffer a few key injuries they are fucked

Nah, the iggles and boyz are too good to have a losing record. I could see them winning it with 8 or 9 wins though

>does every team have a meme name equivalent?
Yes

Redskins meme-win the division.

No one gives a fuck wagie

that division has two top-5 offensive lines. they are going to be fine

>Luck will still get into the HoF because of muh potential
It hurts

you should try lurking more

berds

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I really want then to, it would be top memes.

Who's the Messi of your sport bros????

Maher is such shit that this could be a true vision

Same. Come back green gay poster!

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Russell Wilson is good despite being a manlet.

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>>OAK: Antonio Brown actually shows up to camp
Looking forward to more drama this season though.

huh

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>They have zero depth at most positions
The fuck are you talking about? They have probably the most complete roster in the league, and strong depth almost everywhere. They lack depth at center, and maybe you could argue linebacker. The issue is not depth, it's that they lack top-end talent at CB and LB.
The amount of injuries they faced last year was ridiculous, it would burn through any team's depth. The fact that they still made the playoffs despite that is a sign that the roster was well constructed.

Drew brees