/hoc/

First for Fin"the big gay"land

For me it's evan williams, the bud light of whiskey.

/hoc/ is for over 100kg straight white males living above the mason dixon line

wow

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lookin good buddy

Doesn't seem like a healthy beaver diet.

was just asking, you don't have to get your cum filled panties in a twist

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he just eats them when he's at the game
it's part of his gimmick, to advertise for the concession stands, where the team sells reasonably-priced onion rings, among other things

finland sandwiches have bread on the top and the bottom

Why do they wear the hats?

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really hoping that he just took the top parts off to show what's inside

I was thinking he made egg "salad" sandwiches which would have been yummy

They think that they're cowboys.

>all that cholesterol

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what makes you think they are not?

Because they aren't.
I want to set up a booth on a sidewalk in Calgary like Steven Crowder, have locals sit down with me, look into their eyes, and tell them, "you're not actually a cowboy," and just see how they react.

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Well for one, some of them are girls.

reverse
:^)

who are you to judge who is a cowboy and who isnt?

I'm a cowboy

gonna ride my horse down the old town road

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T. angry cowboy hat owner

timestamped pics or fake and gay

why? the toppings are the best part

idris elba is filming a negro cowboy movie in philadelphia and the police were called because darkies were walking down the street with lassos

For me, it's being an allodiary.

they're not toppings, they're fillings. they fill he middle between the bread

nice deflection
typical of city folk

Who are you to judge if I'm a cowboy or not?

lots of agriculture and ranching in southern AB, rednecks trucks etc.

at this point i have the same qualifications as you do

i wonder if he would give me an N word pass

well in that case then howdy

>typical of city folk

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dumb frogposter

based frogposter

dumb samefag

if my created Bulju gets drafted by the relocanes im hitting reset and trying for someone else

iltaa *sips*

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dumb fag

don't talk about yourself like that

um excuse me, it's "Hurricanes"

If you like skinny flat chested women with no ass I have some news for you.

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heres the good version of kitty

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gookmoot filtered it to relocanes ya pinhead

Is Edmonton actually going to allow Bulju to play in Europe instead of trading him?

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can't stop sweating

Yes, unironically.

then how did he type it out wtf???

that's what /hoc/ has been saying but I haven't seen any mainstream news about him leaving the NHL to play in the Liiga

Because the Oilels office has been trying to keep it under wraps.

make sure to drink a lot of water

have you seen something lewd?

he's not really worth anything right now and his value could go up in Finland

if hes not worth anything why wouldnt they just fucking trade him for a prospect they think is worth something

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They are incompetent

Took you a while, bud.

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>rags

yeah im running a bit behind overall today

>rags

>rags
>muh tripfags

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>rags

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because nobody is going to give up anything good for Puljujarvi. I'm sure Ken Holland has been listening for offers

something is better than fucking nothing

literally any 3rd liner is an even trade

30 other GMs disagree, apparently.
The news that he somehow doesn't get along with a single other player in the Oilers' locker room must be hurting his trade value, too. To team wants to take the risk of introducing that into their own room.

if he has a successful season in the Finnish league he is worth more in a trade

>edmonrude oilbullies

>30 other GMs disagree, apparently.
according to what source?
there has been reports of offers for pulju, its edmonton rejecting them
and if he has a failure of a season in the finnish league his trade value plummets more

>To team wants to take the risk
No team

>its edmonton rejecting them
Because Edmonton thinks that the offers coming in are too low.
Because, apparently, every other team is offering next to nothing for him.

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thats not 30 other gm's disagreeing then you fucking dimwite

>lose him for nothing
>lose him in trade
just fuckign trade him you arent getting anything for him. that is your penalty for fucking with his development and fucking up his hip surgery. you dont deserve anything for him at this point

I hate onion rings now

How are you too stupid to understand this?

he's right, nobody is intersted in pulju

>no u are the stupid one
if other gms are lowballing for pulju that doesnt mean they dont see value in him

Who gives a fat fuck about that bust pulju.
Let him rot in europe.

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you could at least apologize

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I’m interested in pulju romantically

what is your favourite feature?

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virgin purity

First for the Bruins

had a cheeky maccas for lunch lads

rip in piece user's colon

shall be looking forward to a cleanse

I have a riddle
What is twice the size of a itself but also half the length of itself

hey hey what do you say

sam’s mom

No
The girth Of a penis

what is that horse shit

so it begins

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single digits are hardly worn outta respect anyways

speaking of digits

maybe on a team with some history

All I'm saying is never trust a fart.

and i thought hockey was gay

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ebin

is2.Yea Forums.org/wsg/1564512644047.webm

nobody wears number 9 even if it isnt retired league wide for a reason

Kill me

Far Side is so based

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You're one of the good ones

paul kariya wore 9 so idk what youre getting at. your argument is too vague

>literally every other GM in the league who has expressed any interest in him at all (to say nothing of the GMs who haven't even bothered because they want nothing to do with him) offering next to nothing for him is just proof that they're all trying to lowball the Oilers and snatch this brilliant prospect out from under their nose
>low offers = proof that they actually value him
based
retard

avalanche surprised the heck out of me last season. hope these young players get better. if they do mature in a good way and the team stays together, you're looking at stanley cups champs sometime within the next 3 years

So calgary y’all need a defenseman to replace a f*nn?

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>y'all

I don't acknowledge posts that contain such """"""words.""""""

Downtown and the Beltline are loaded with muslims faggots and teal-haired feminist vegans now, you wouldn't get much traction beyond some fentanyl addicts rambling about who knows what.

>Ken Holland
>listening to offers

he made his once-in-a-half-decade trade with Lucic, have fun.

How do we save the West, /hoc/friends?

unironically Wexit. Central Canada isn't even waiting for Alberta's back to be turned before sticking the knife in anymore.

All part of Joe’s masterplan, my friend. Produce an abysmal season to slip off the radar, trade cancerous pieces for Ottowa’s future, surprise the league with the fastest, youngest, brightest team on ice and at an elevation the others can’t perform in.
This season will be worth watching for the Avs. My only worry right now is Rantanen signing ASAP. MacKinnon has already accepted he won’t be the highest paid player anymore but expressed to Sakic he cares much more about winning anyway

Valimaki was injured most of last year too, I'm starting to wonder about him

based
nothing cringier than a trustfund babby wearing a cowboy hat as a fashion statement

yup this is /hoc/ alright

Hello, West Finland.

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wearing a cowboy hat is a power move. I wouldn't expect low-test s.oyboys to understand

do you have balls hanging off the back of your truck too?

no just in my sack

power bottom move, yeah

you cheeky bugger

>t. albertan

don’t you mean west east sweden?

wearing a cowboy hat is a subtle way of saying we beat those cock-sucking indians and took their land and just try to take it back chief lmao

>wearing a cowboy hat is a subtle way of cock-sucking indians

Giving them smallpox blankets back when you had the chance is an even subtler way.

you don’t need to attach a redditlina image to every post you make, it’s called avatarfagging

heh heh

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make the hockey start soon, Gary

is sweden here yet?

*West Finland

I just marathoned the first episode. What did I think of it?

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Always here for you friend

Wrong board.

gayest reply ever. fag.

Cowgary ha ha

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I eat ass

Reddit cuck basedboy fuck off

You must be fun at Sauna gollum

What are you (going to) sip(ing) tonight lads?

For me it's a Tom Collins atm, and I have some whisky in the cupboard and some beers in the fridge

Just a few beers and going to ted some dude

I've never tried dude in my whole life if I'm being honest with you.
Thinking it's not worth risking jail

take a risk user

Shant. I don't feel that curious about it tbf(rank)

bicurious?

do you not understand what the term of lowball means?

Nope

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Me neither just asking

I know, I didn't assume

bats are flying again

t. big gay homo

thinking about benis again

that implies you stop thinking about it at some point

I just had a whole can of spam for lunch and now the right side of my chest hurts right below my clavicle. will i be ok?

Why hasn't Brock Boeser signed yet?

You're pulling the conclusion that teams are lowballing the Oilers on him out of your ass.
You've just randomly decided that teams are giving low offers for Bulju because they're lowballing for him, and not because they actually think that little of him.

Prolly in between bouts of thinking about man ass.

Biblical reminder gays SHANT go to Heaven

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heaven's not real lmao
fucking retard

>faithless fools
>in the Year of Our Risen Lord MMXIX

You're pulling the conclusion that teams are not lowballing the Oilers on him out of your ass.
You've just randomly decided that teams are not giving low offers for Bulju because they dont value him, and not because they actually think that much of him.

You ate too much, you'll be fine. Unless you aren't, then that sucks

try eating another can

based

based conspiracy retard
>why would you trust that people actually mean what they say
>especially lots of independent and competing groups all coming to the same conclusion about something
>no, the notion that there's some secret hidden meaning is just as valid as the alternative
do you wear your helmet at all times?

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what the fuck are you going on about?
there has been plenty of reports that teams are interested in pulju and the oilers gave him an offer out many other UFA/RFAs available

its hilarious that youve fallen completely on the >ur wrong >im right argument without bothering to explain yourself

g'night

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>94770576
holy shit he's genuinely retarded

haha youre wrong im right!!!!! Xd

cya binland

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Looking forward to /hoc/ fantasy league

retard

I'm the only one who is ever right around here.

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i called him a retard first so i won the argument!!!!1!

retard

you're a bad poster

Grim display from Ed today.

you bad poster
me good poster
cant argue with this xxxxddd

Holy shit Ed, give it a rest.

canada you let your retard loose again please catch him

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Yikes.

Some of you are alright. Don't come to the sunbelt tomorrow.

Still trying to fit in Randy?

>drinking gatorade as a spectator
>stripping off the plastic lining of a gatorade bottle
That does look retarded.

There is no Ed stop trying to fit in randy

>Don't come to the sunbelt
why would I ever go to that shit hole?

It's too late, lad. You've made an ass of yourself.

how do you get your electrolytes tho?

straight from bulju's tears

Doubling down on autism. Bold.

>he's still fucking going

Canada was a mistake.

who are you quoting?

Stop watching our sport then.

But it's not Canada's sport. Hasn't been for a while.

>1993

Is this where you champion the >1993 meme whilst forgetting the USA men haven't won in nearly 40 years?

how is it this easy, lads

>our sport
>le 1993
pretty fucking easy

You're both retards, move on

...

USA? more like US-gay trololololol

...

Just want hockey to come back.

if you were passionate about the sport you'd watch the khl

I'm passionate about hockey AND freedom.
Shan't sully myself by watching gulagpuck.

doesnt sound like you are very passionate about hockey if you are making up excuses to not watch

Business idea: Retarded hockey league. Proof of disability or Finnish citizenship papers required on signing.

>I don't want to fuck that girl with herpes
>sounds like you must not be straight if you're making up excuses

KHL isn't on yet you nimwit

back day today

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yes because watching hokkei gives your dick diseases

the trophy should be titled the bulju cup and it should look like this but bigger but not that much bigger

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dont cripples already have a form of hockey? and most nhl players are retarded anyway.

apologize immediately

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Remember, good form. just saw some idiot dick pickle at the grocery store, still decked out in his sweaty gym attire. Problem is, he doesn't realize how fucking stupid he looks.
Decent upper body, but he absolutely skips leg day every week. So stupidly shaped with two toothpicks holding up a larger upper body. How do people not realize how hilariously stupid that looks?

sounds like you spend a lot of time looking at other men

t. boy fucker

hip draaahve

i squeeze in some deadlift sets on back day

when they look like watermelons being held up by toothpicks, i cant help but notice and laugh

I like tall, slender women with medium-to-small breasts, not boys.

reg season starts in september. I'm not apologizing

sounds like you prefer men with thick legs and arms tbqh

partial to small(er) tiddays myself

why did you describe the male figure then?

a fellow man of taste, I see

I specifically said "women"

i hardly even pay attention to the other people at the grocery store. just get in and out as soon as possible.

if it was so obvious why are you so insecure that you had to clarify yourself

If there is a league out there with sledchairs and down syndrome goaltenders I need to know immediately. There may be North American hockey playing right now that I am missing.

/hoc/ is a pretty retarded place

>post beavs
>no beavs
Have a look at this classic trio.

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Norge is easily the best /hoc/poster here.

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I don't have a lot for Calgary.

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just woke up

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that's an otter

Wow, that's nice to hear fren! Love America!

based otters

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Wait a minute...
Is this just the Danish poster under a new flag?

still thinking about benis

thingken bout otters

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Dane was also based, though

Dane was a chameleon a lot of the time. A mindless follower who just parroted shit to fit in.
Norge reminds me of him, but Norge is better.

\beav\ is Reddit and Norway fucking GAY

^
hellish post

we /ott/ now

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i like /ott/ but can we also be /coon/?

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no coons

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but we can be friends

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Will Aho get at least one 100+ point season during his career?

They're not part of the "hockey demographic."

then explain this

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maybe

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but otters are elite.

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wtf is with the middle one
it's like he's waterboarding himself with cereal

based swedebro

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Yes, hello is this /beav/

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can i play video games before dinner

did you do your chores?

Apparently mia khalifa only made 12k from doing porn.

naturlich

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is an whore a athlete?

I mean they post those videos for all to watch for free right? How the hell do they make money from it anymore

do beavers play hockey?

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He's a big sipper

based you

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i was more surprised that she only did porn for a few months. i'd have thought years.

It's true that we're both very nice, but you can easily tell us apart because Denmark mostly makes hockey related posts.

People copy my posting style when they want to appear based

People copy my posting style when they want to appear based

you just copy /cric/s posting style

based on what?

Mass repliers are coons in disguise

Merit

Longer than you, filthy sunbelt otter

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N

I

cope cringe seethe yikes have sex dilate

RHL (raccoon hockey league)

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N

I

P

G

>look mom in saying the n word on an anonymous forum though im to scared to say irl!

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nigger

/hoc/ is friends with all mammals

I said it to my friends while walking out of a Jack in the Box where there were minority employees, so I guess you could say i'm pretty based

>le boomer beav
sorry gramps this is a zoomer league now

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just yelled it out loud irl

I would agree

Wonder if NHL 20 will be any good
Probably not

*Slams you into the boards*
heh nothing personal zoomer

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If you enjoy playing seasons where every game is a 2-1 shootout then yea it's probably great

what do you think

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nice

MUCHEN BEAV

It will attempt to be based, but will end up being cringe, just like every year.

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yeah that really is something reddit is infamous for

Reminder

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/hoc/ has many spirit animals, but none more potent and powerful that /beav/

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>clap clap clapclapclap

>Belmont unanimously approved
Feels fucking goooood

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kotkaniemi looks like an otter

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wrong

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>a sexy little otter

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weeeeeeewwwwwww

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can remember the last time /hoc/ posted hooters, frankly

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based trips of bullying the islelweebfaggot

hoot

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>bullying
just teasing him, lad
I've actually found that he's a pretty good guy overall

FITE ME YA BUNCH OF JUNKIES BASTARD YA
youtube.com/watch?v=ixFQUpLnr3E

pretty sure /hoc/ is aware that /hooters/ and /beav/ are synonymous
>like hookers and whip cream

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Took four Imodium on Sunday and haven’t been to Alberta since lads

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>I've actually found that he's a pretty good guy overall
that's no reason to not bully him

lots of cringe itt

You're free to fuck off at any time

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boom
roasted

supremely based

this thread is actually quite based

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Agreed
me have an accord

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>he thinks he's based

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Daily Prayer
Press F to Pray/Pay Respects

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>randy not shitting up a thread
don't remember the last time this has happened this offseason

I wonder if the other NHL mascots still hate Gritty?

>Press L to be the liquor
L

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>muh based furry
Gas yourself

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bojangles must be having a sale on family meals

/hoc/ always turns to cringe around this time of day
must be the worst coasters logging on

>/athlete/

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i eat ass

see

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>cringey cringe that feels cringey

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based
cringe

based

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>this whole fucking thread
vocaroo.com/i/s0EkDdSP8xuN

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bringe

crased

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just bated to some biracial cuck porn

whatever gets you off

based winnipeg fan

where the FUCK is mommy feet?

forget mommy feet, move on to winnimilf

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F

where the FUCK is winnimilf feet?

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What the FUCK.

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when she undresses you'll cum before she even shows your her feet

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>feet are gross

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ice

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somebody of y'all have never received a decent footjob and it shows

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for me, it's the zoomer mommy

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Oh yeah, well, you're a doofus, mister.

lay off she's mine

t. mitch

>goofus
>doofus
>boofus
caution, fren
let's not say anything we can't take back

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Bacardi Superior with sprite, coors Banquet

yoofus

>n word
fuck you, noofus

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>he hasn't a footjob
sad

she should start by showing me her feet then

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now that the Blues have won the cup, the Laffs have the longest cup drought in the league

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>footbanter

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>feetniggers
>in my /hoc/

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based

Kek

reminder /hoc/ is a foot fetish general.

>/hoc/

>and fat wife and feet community
Chizech

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Reminder that having a foot fetish is a mental disorder

talk about hockey

Rum and sprite is college tier, I know you'll find the right mixer

loading up some dude

going to play something absolutely ripping on the jukebox lads

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Gonna kill a spider, make some tea, take a piss, and then play rocket league while occasionally posting beavs in /hoc/

r/ing Darude-Sandstorm

please don't kill that spider
he just wants to eat your bugs

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thinking some anthrax or maiden

love my parents but man are they annoying

Spiders are frens

Finland once told me this, but I just can't trust them.

hmm, dunno where my pet daddy long legs is. usually he's in the top corner of my room but he's not there now. hope he's ok

my dad is going deaf but doesnt want to accept it

old people are old

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WHAT?

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I'm too lazy to go to Mac's and get pepsi

Guys, I'm fucking tired of watching baseball
I don't even want to make fun of it, this season is so predictable, and I WANT HOCKEY
>Twins first round exit
currently watching dodgers-marlins

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>watching basebore

>wide open wildcards
>predictable

Minnesota Anything is a guaranteed first round exit, fren. No different in hockey.

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>tfw Mariners fan
At this point I just pretend they don't exist, my life is depressing enough

it's ok m8 they're going through a rebuild.

Hey... did you hear we're getting a hockey team?

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>tfw finna ted some dude driving home soon
Xheattle Dickgirls

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trident ball cap is brretty elite ngl

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Super mega baseball (2) is unironically comfy tbqh.

would be a good big match John shirt tbqh

how many times have you went to the golf course this summer /hoc/

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fucking less than 5. trying to find a club to join that has a young age group that I can get my work to pay for my membership

I don't know how to play golf and I hate hot weather.

I played Mario Golf a few months ago, if that counts. Mained Wario.

I only play at the no blacks no jews allowed club

if you coached would you show anger on the bench or would you be john pooper tier?

id just tell them they mama in the fucking stands

Once and got piss drunk at the course

>if you play like a fag i'll fuck your wife
i'd win the stan lee with a perfect 82-0 season

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can my son attend your elite training camp next summer lad?

>all this talk of feet and no one is posting any pics
This isn't the /hoc/ I left a month ago and came back to recently. I don't know what's happened to you, but you've changed. I don't think I can be with you anymore.

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only if your wife drives him

You’ll have to pick him up because she’s dead and I can’t enter Canada

feel free to fuck off then

Bye Felicia

i also choose this guy's dead wife

whos the best in the metro

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>/hoc/key

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Just FYI. I fucked a Canadian girl tonight who said she is a huge Leafs fan. Did I do good? (Fucked her in the ass)

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>her
got bad news for you m8

Canes, unironically.

did you eat her ass

rare

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indeed

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...

No. She sucked my dick. I fucked her pussy in 3 positions. Then her ass in doggy. Then I came in her mouth. She told me she's studying at a top university in London Canada?

you ice cream's lop sided

checked
>ontario
lad, i have some bad news for you

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Do tell friend

get yourself tested

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...

you probably fucked a post-op tranny and have a few STDs

o-/-

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i miss grease

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no

i'd like to admire your digits, but i just cant with that post

>86

How fucking far on the spectrum must you be to spam /hoc/ with irrelevant images every day every hour

getting it ready, cuck?

just don't make a thread until september

/hoc/ suicide pact when

The day after a Canadian team wins the cup

thinking of starting a restaurant called /hoc/, what's going to be on the menu lads? every item will be named after a dub
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Bulju's Roasted Cow Tongue

onion rings or I'm burning it down

Wtf is with you guys and trannies? I don't get the appeal? It's a dude with tits, no?

uh oh

you're the one who fucked one, not us

You know what. I don't give a single fuck about any team below 45 degrees latitude

semen

I'm too poor

You wish lol

what about the based golden bois?

Are you here every hour of every day?

kiwi fruit

Let me tell you about poor ahahahaha

>fucking a woman in the asshole when there's a perfectly good vagina right next to it.
What are you, a fag?

...

a 3 day ban :^)

caillou's mom desu

I’ll take your seething as a sign of approval

WHERE THE FUCK IS IT

for me its caillou kakko

getting worried lads

caillou

Shork fin soup

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Borger