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Lea Edition

News:
>still no granate

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First eheh

Bacalhau/10

where does Perisic rank on our granate scale?

Coutinho und Perisic als Übergangslösung, dazu noch Roca kaufen. Nächsten Sommer gehen beide wieder und Sané und Havertz kommen für je 100 Mio plus Werner und Nübel ablösefrei.

Der FC Bayern München soll Interesse an Gladbach-Talent Mickael Cuisance haben. Das berichtet die Bild-Zeitung. Der Mittelfeldmann der Fohlen ist mit seiner Rolle am Niederrhein höchst unzufrieden: "Ich muss mehr spielen, die letzte Saison war sehr enttäuschend für mich."

There is no player of granatenformat who is willing to go to bayern. Granatenplayer prefer european top teams.

who is that piggo?

>Transfermarkt is one heluva Drug

Lea

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Also wer ernsthaft behauptet Coutinho wäre eine Wundertüte weil er 1 weniger gutes Jahr hatte...

Da muss man doch kein Experte sein um zu wissen dass der Typ eine absolute Granate ist. Absolute Weltklasse. Wäre ein mega Spieler für die Bayern und für die ganze Bundesliga. Ich kenne in der BL kaum einen Spieler mit solch einer Qualität.

>he doesnt know about the rising tv star from yesterdays tagesthemen
Do you even watch tv

Unironically don't even own a TV. Enlighten me, what did she do to deserve a spot in OP?

We're talking about Hopinghome's Coutinho here, right?

Uli holt Davies, Arp, Sing und co, der denkt langfristig.
KHR will Neymar, Sane und CHO, der denkt in großen Namen fürs Internationale Merchendising
Kovac besorgt mal eben Pericic für kleines Geld, der ist Pragmat.
Brazo gräbt derweil unbemerkt an Haverz und Werner, der denkt ökonomisch

>Do you even watch Tageslügen

Be perfect

Where (better question: how) are you lads hiding these broads? I knew german engineering was good but I had no idea you were capable of such impressive feats

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>that absolute unit

Stop mobbing her >:(

hnnnnng
( that's both me getting a raging hard-on and her getting a heart attack)

was 1 Brummer
kleiner Tipp and meine Freundinnen, Bauchfett gehört nicht in die Hose.

between a Polenböller and a bag of flour

>DAZN holt Kult-Kommentator Fritz von Thurn und Taxis

ok now, this is based, absolutely BASED

>HUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIIII

Kek... mobbing is what got her on TV

goodbye my sides

that bitch won the fat distribution lottery. other whales would already have a cakeface at this point.

>"Ich muss mehr spielen, die letzte Saison war sehr enttäuschend für mich."
>transfers to Bayern to play even less

Shame, the 2 DAZN dudes are really likeable.

>Fritz "Friedrich Leonhard Ignatius Josef Maria Lamoral Balthasar Thurn und Taxis" von Thurn und Taxis

when is the bogal draw?

sweet

>Die Auslosung der 2. Runde im DFB-Pokal findet – wie gewohnt – am Sonntag nach der letzten Partie statt. Am 18. August um 18 Uhr werden die Paarungen der nächsten Runde gezogen. Die ARD überträgt die Prozedur im Rahmen der sonntäglichen Sportschau live.

GRANATE AQUIRED

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>Only for one game
Now I'm disappointed again. I wish he would come back

B A S E D

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>„Wird auf internationalem Top-Niveau sofort weiterhelfen“
usually Bayern crash out in their first game against an international top team

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looks like CL is back on the menu boys!

>"der beidfüßige Vize-Weltmeister"
they're trying really hard to sell him to the customers

basiert und rotpilled

CL trophy is guaranteed.

it works
Perisic wurde bis vor wenigen Monaten noch mit etlichen absoluten Top Clubs aus England in Verbindung gebracht. Im Raum stand eine Ablöse von ca. 50 Millionen €.

Und jetzt wenige Monate später soll es ein Mülltransfer sein? Perisic ist der Platzhalter für Sane und ich bin mir ziemlich sicher, dass man weiterhin bei Sane seine Hauptpriorität sieht. Lieber den Umbruch noch eine Saison verlängern und dafür dann die absoluten (deutschen) Wunschlösungen Sane, Werner, Havertz holen daumen-hoch

Mit Perisic haben wir in jetzt 3 Spieler mit internationaler Klasse auf dem Flügel smile

btw what prevented Bayern from signing Sané this summer? have customers achieved an agreement on this yet?

A ridiculous fee of €150m which Sané's performance doesn't come even close to justifying. They could've gotten Ronaldo for 2/3 of that last year

what number does he get?

he had the 44 at inter, the 4 for croatia.

4 for a winger?

They couldnt pay 150 and Sané probably didnt really want to go to Bayern.

>A ridiculous fee of €150m which Sané's performance doesn't come even close to justifying.
Performance doesnt dictate price. Bayern desperately needs a winger. Bayern only wanted Sané and Sané is the upcoming German winger #1. 150 is market appropriate.
>They could've gotten Ronaldo for 2/3 of that last year
And pay him 31 million a year and play behind Lewy? Dont be ridiculous.

Me on the left again

Das ist ja der Wahnsinn, meine Damen und Herren! Das war enorm wichtig!

youtube.com/watch?v=TGTRqMa2s-Q

>Breaking: CHO set to sign a new contract in the next 6 hours.

based Datzen

bet it contains a release clause for 20m. Brazzo you fox.

I've read that before.

Any news about the Neuzugang to Bremen situation? Toprak?

>Perisic loan

WE GRANATE NOW!

GRANAAAAAAAAAAAAATEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Toprak is a done deal. They are still looking for a new fullback.

Toprak was confirmed two days ago, I don't know about other news.

Topkek was already confirmed.

Henrichs supposedly

Uli and Kalle probably thought buying Dortmund players worked in the past so they got another one of that squad.

I thought Perisic is pretty good but Inter fans are really happy to get rid of him for some reason.
And Inter isn't great to begin with.

Brazzo is already working on mission Kuba 2020

Apparently hes a drama queen or created drama within the team. Basically, he has the MSM gene.

We don't know for sure, only that Baumann confirmed more are coming.

>Basically, he has the MSM gene.
Allele, not gene

allelemao

Wrong. Its not a specific trait, its a collection of characteristics including mindset. So you if you wanna get klugscheißerisch, it would actually be an entire MiaSanMia Chromosome.

>BVB verbietet Moukoko Nationalmannschaft

I wonder why .....

I wonder why you wonder why.

fr*gging nadsis

hätte ihm gegönnt unter seinem ehemaligen Mitspieler Christian Wörns zu spielen

heh

>I wonder why .....
I guess you have an idea. Tell us about it. Do they have specialized doctors to determine the age which are better than Germany's official doctors?

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Before you go further down that road, let me just remind you of Artikel 1 of the GG

I identify as Altpartei therefore it is within my rights to break the constitution without repercussions

>the state of austrian transfers

All league transfers
+ 71m
- 25m
RBS
+58m
- 24.2m

based
darauf 1 bullshit steuer

Immer wieder wird darüber spekuliert, ob Moukoko tatsächlich erst 14 Jahre alt ist. Nach dem verlorenen B-Jugend-Finale der Vorsaison hatte er seinen Unmut darüber via Instagram Luft verschafft und unter anderem geschrieben: "ich kann nichts dafür, dass es gut läuft und dass ich das Geschenk von Allah bekommen habe, ich werde mich dafür nicht schämen, dass ich im Fußball gut bin."

how come Austrians don't produce ANY football talent

Hieß der Typ beim BAMF Allah, oder wie?

These comments are gold!

marca.com/futbol/bundesliga/2019/08/12/5d5182b4e2704ebe218b460a.html

top kek my sides yes I absolutely understand LOL

Someone care to explain what you guys find appealing in fat girls like ops pic? I mean you all are interested in sports so why fat girls???

blame amis for brainwashing people to think that fat cows are "thicc" and somehow attractive. easier to sell McDonalds that way.

it's nice to fuck someone who has some meat on their bones instead of 50 kg normal girls that are just so tiny. Would prefer to find some 185 cm normal fat girl but they are hard to come by.

How many dicks did she have to suck to afford that belt

Perisic has the mia san mia mentality, Bayern did a good job.

If a youngster shows even a little bit of talent over here the media will massively hype him up. Then said person thinks he's already a star and stops putting in the effort. Even if he fails he'll have a nice life in our socialist paradise.
Some brazilian or croatian has to always deliver so he can get out of his favela/slum

Its a meme. Noone genuinely thinks that blob of fat is attractive, except for chubby chasers (fetish) or men that are equally fat and subconsciously believe they have a chance at dating an equally fat cow, which ironically they dont.

I mean, it was funny to joke about that before Dortmund sent Moukouko to age experts and age testing, both which unequivocally said hes the age he claims to be. Now its just silly. The funny thing is that hes a manlet, so hes actually that good.

what number will Perisic get? 7 or 10?

14 probably

>it's nice to fuck someone who has some meat on their bones
but it's fat, not meat

>he eats fatless meat
onions

>he is fat
Fat

>>QUELLE: WWW.KICKER.DE
>Bensebaini im Borussia-Park!Linksverteidiger wäre neuer Konkurrent für Wendt
>Der Wechsel von Ramy Bensebaini zu Borussia Mönchengladbach steht kurz bevor. Der Linksverteidiger ist nach kicker-Informationen bereits am heutigen Dienstag im Borussia-Park eingetroffen und absolviert zurzeit den Medizincheck.

that Bankfurzklops

It's a meme, I can't imagine being with a fat girl.

For me, it's T-Online news

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>Joey Heindle
Is that the guy who is actually mentally disabled? Good that he makes some money on TV but that's not cool.

>Barca lehnt wohl Bayern-Offerte für Coutinho ab

it's beginning. again.

>we never wanted him anyways

Wasn't it actually Coutinho and his agent who approached Bayern first?

They should make a €100m bid for Dembele then

Bayern just can't compete financially anymore

DRAXLER DRAXLER DRAXLER

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what’s wrong with Buyern

based

I would really like to see this affenzirkus on a weekly basis

Rolexkalle, Wurstuli and Brazzo just realized that their "We just snap our fingers and get every player we want." times are over and now it's too late to get some actual quality players for a reasonable price.

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they can but don't want to

bargain bin dippers

in other news: Silas Wamangituka snubs >Schalke for Stuttgart

>Schalke

Literally who.

Silas Wamangituka

A football club from Gelsenkirchen.

Schalke will win the league mark my words

No Augsburg will

>Schalke will win the league
maybe
>mark my words
nö

now 0nkaufen

if winning the league is going down

The only way to win is not to play.

just took a huge slimy dump at work lads

No better money than money earned shitting.

BASED
Getting dazn now

comfy Gewitter now

According to Marca?

>"try 200" -Barca
>"RESPEKTLOS" -Kalle

not here sadly

Wo

he lives somewhere in the north

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Schoiß Saupreißn gschiet dene grad recht.

Who's THIS?

Its 14

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Lea

Last name is?

>Boomern

Idk

Fatcow

Why are so many bundes posters obsessed with this fette Tussi Lea. Is it because they think they have a chance as she is a vulnerable teenage fatty? Please get some taste in women and hab 6

also real granate when?
are we still waiting for the dominoes?

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She is a minor you sick fuck just fuck off from this general

A man needs a social media of her

>Buyern
More like >Loanern

Soon Brazzo will throw an actual grenade into the Buyern locker

Bored at home so I think I will go out and buy some relatively expensive headphones since my current ones are pretty much done.

>Brazzo
Is'n Depp

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what brands are you looking at?
my audiotechnica ath-m50s are still going from like years ago

Danke :) and please let Renato sanches leave. He's crap

>dieser post
Is'n brett

She on Pornhub?

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Well I’m a technophobic boomer as you know, so I don’t really know much about it, but I have heard that Sony WH 1000XM3 are supposed to be good and they are not too crazily expensive.

look good but I don't like bluetooth headphones, buy them if they are what you're looking for

she cute

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You can find a lot of rating sites for headphones. Also there is a general on /g/

I have the Audiotechnica ATH5pro. 8/10 would recommend.

>17 out 18 Bundesliga managers have predicted Bayern to win the title this season. The only exception was Werder Bremen manager Florian Kohfeldt who predicted Dortmund to win
So, all of Dortmund is saying that they want to win the league and Favre is like
>haha, good one
?

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Yes maybe I will

There are too many different kinds to choose from. It’s the worst part of living in a capitalist society. The /g/ general seems a bit insidery and full of memes.

They are probably good but also look a bit big, like a big antenna on your head when youare listening to something on the train.

no she's a dickmopps

i have seen less chins in a chinese phonebook

still mad that we didn't get any shots of her ass desu

Maybe in the nachtmagazin

Weakmind

At this Point Marcel Davis would be a better Manager than Brazzo

Favre is just polite. All this does is confirm Kovac is a classless cunt/ has the MSM syndrome.

Favre is a cuck who gave up the race after the 5-0

Mission aborted. It started raining after two minutes and I didn’t bring an umbrella. We will resume tomorrow morning.

first spielründe when... I can't wait anymore I'm fucking bored

It’s only a few days away. Today you can watch Champions League qualifiers or English EFL Cup.

Boy did I find a documentary to watch tonight

send

gib name

youtu.be/ZCp-gpZ2i8M

Don’t dismiss it based on the title. It appears to be much more than what it sounds like.

Humility is a virtue.

girl in the thumbnail reminds me of this titcow www.instagram.com/kunshikitty

looks inderdasting. thanks

too much shoop

boooooooooring

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just shaved myself for the first time in 10 days. wew
thanks for reading

1001 film du skal se for du dor

I haven't shaved since february.

I couldn't do that.

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I haven't shaved for more than a year

Hmm?

I just fucked my sister

Does anyone in /bundes/ play poker? I know most of the basics but that's it. Really weird that there is no poker general anywhere on Yea Forums.

Based NEETbro

I play yugioh

That's not poker and yugioh fucking sucks now.

based

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Links ruined yugioh.

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I'm out for a walk

>play
>present tense
I know this is 4channel and not Yea Forums, but it's still an 18+ website.

I plays you're mum

Xyz ruined yugioh, everything after was just the fallout
Yes hello i play poker, not regularly though. Is true that there should be a general. Its the perfect shitpost "sport"

>Xyz ruined yugioh
XYZ was still balanced and fun. You could actually play normal games. I tried getting back into it recently and when I played with a friend almost every game ended after the 2nd or 3rd turn. The game is completely ruined.

>Yes hello i play poker
Nice. Theoretically, poker should be allowed on /vg/. Maybe I will try making a general if I get into it more.

>poker should be allowed on /vg/
what about /tg/?

Take your gaylord shit to Yea Forums. Yea Forums is a chad board.
Oh, and take the fat Frankfurt-Lappen with you.

for me it's Wöberschitz

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Hmm at the beginning maybe but summoning requirements are way too easy and it devolves into multiple special summons every turn.

>Yea Forums is a chad board.
do we browse the same board?

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DO IT FOR HER

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Nothing more chad than greentexting player names.

>today is the last day of souvlaki posting
Shame really

That could work too but /tg/ is way too slow. If someone made a poker general on /vg/ it would pick up pace really quickly. At least I think so. Well, I will give it a try in a few weeks.

That's nothing compared to how it is now.

what about saganaki posting

I'm doing jack shit for that sumo princess

#echteliebe

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>that belly
>those upper arms
>mighty torso that make the tits look subpar

naja weißte...
I feel like you all get tricked by the way those pants are cut. Almost any fat bitch would look like she had an hourglass body.

regarding the face, yes, you are correct

OMG, I want to fug this fat bitch. She's perfect.

>That fat stomach tugged into the jeans
Disgusting.

>Sané
>Jacob Italiano
>Lea
/bundes/ summed up this summer

Yikes

based

You forgot Durchfall

here, her asscurve for all you perverts.

The story is an absolute joke. Kids get more and more depressed because of performance pressure and bullying.
Her parents get a divorce, her granny died, other classmates are bullying her etc.

yeah, because some decades ago parents didnt get divorced, grannys didnt die and there was no bullying or performance pressure in schools.

My theory why they dont feel alright is because of all that media consumption, having fucked up values and role models, short term satisfaction seems to be the most important thing, everybody likes to be the next yt/instagram star.

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Alright, I'm getting into poker now.

would be a #aufschrei because of racism here.

But seriously, did he had to go second division? What about clubs like Leverkusen, Bremen, Frankfurt, Hoffenheim, Gladbach? Or some midtable Italian or French club. Poor Shinji.

Us boomers grew up in simpler times.

I want to be her schoolmate

Im 26 idiot

Not mentally, no.

bayern hühnchen :DDDDDDD

He only wanted to go to Spain it seems.

>yeah, because some decades ago parents didnt get divorced
Not nearly in today's numbers. Far less single mums as well. And fewer only-childs, kids had siblings they could look up to or had to look out for.
Gutes Elternhaus macht viel aus.

I forgot, I apologise
Will make a better post next thread

Naw. The real reason why society is going down this path is pretty fucking simple:
>girls at 16-18 should be having children and being mothers (and virgins before marriage)
>men should work as hard as possible to get the best possible wife
But since women are all turbosluts and hard work doesnt reward honest men, there is 0 incentive for young people to get married.

So women are depressed, because theyre addicted to social media attention, casual sex and the honeymoon phase of relationships.
Men are depressed, because either theyre not getting any pussy and society only values players (aka sexualized masculinity)
Women are depressed, because they should be pumping out babies.

Offtopic over.

based

>*oink* *oink*

maybe. The men that get to fugg more often then should be satisfied, at least for some time.

>DAZN
this isn't german, I'm erbost
how do you even spell this shit?

Da Zone, english for 'die Zone', the place Ronny grew up in

You spell it D-A-Z-N

I always thought you pronounce it like you pronounce "Dozen" in English

>D-A-Z-N
slightly gay
youtube.com/watch?v=37wXKoe4L0M

I unironically think Perisic is a good signing for Buyern

Poor fat rich girl. That Hermes belt is rather counterintuitive considering the point she's trying to make

Anyway, the additional factor that negatively influences any youth's situation is, in fact, social media. Existence on any given social media platform actualizes an alter ego that is as unnatural as it is detrimental. We subconciously recognize the social potential that facebook, instagram, and so on have and seek to display our lives as superior to those around us all while consuming our peers' media whose intentions are the same. Thus, we enter a futile arms race of attempting to appear better than we are and dually presuming everyone else is already better. This necessitates vapid, self centric behavior amongst all but the most mentally secure , rewards behavior that exalts the self (typically at the expense of others), and necessitates any tertiary interests one may have be converted into social currency.

This is exacerbated by the prevailing cultural exporter's ideology, in this case American consumerism and materialism, and warps all affected
peoples into self centered, vapid husks who are perpetually sad because their raison d'etre is to appear better than everyone. This is a goal they can never achieve because their standard for "better than" is based solely on material wealth. In essence, poor Lea is a victim of a game she doesn't know she's playing and one she'll never win

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Durchfall user where you at?

>nordbayern.de/region/forchheim/gegen-den-bierdurst-brandenburger-grundet-frankische-nothilfe-1.9205777
based

>Der Neuzugang des FC Bayern Ivan Perisic wird beim Bundesliga-Auftakt am Freitag gegen Hertha BSC fehlen.
>Den Medizincheck bestand der Kroate mit Bravur, aus einem Debüt in der heimischen Allianz Arena wird aber dennoch nichts.
>Grund dafür ist eine Gelbsperre. Perisic hatte sich am letzten Spieltag der vergangenen Serie A-Saison mit Inter Mailand gegen FC Empoli seine fünfte gelbe Karte abgeholt.

beschissen worden

>jt posts
ugh

Gb2 diutslans

'ate durchfall user
'ate tom
luv jt

simple as

>perisic

finally the dominos have fallen and granate revealed itself

BESCHISSEN WORDEN

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I still prefer beschmissen worden

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BASED

Dolberg not in the squad tonight. On his way to Leverkusen??

I hope that's not the case. Maybe on a plane to Istanbul?

On his way to become irrelevant.

>Ten Hag prefers boomer Huntelaar over youngster Dolberg
Just like buyern

But seriously, what happened? People were hyping him as the next big thing, but it kinda feels that his career is stagnating atm.

Reunion with Bosz tho... makes sense

Uhh he already is, has been for at least a year, maybe 18 months

Yes

Injuries and he’s incredibly unintelligent, probably has an IQ of around 70, that has to play into it somehow.

Intersting to hear. Are there any danish players out there you would consider at least a tiny bit intelligent?

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Emre Mor is a genius.

Apparently Samassékou to Hoffenheim

Delaney for example is able to reflect on the world around him and his own place in it quite intelligently.

ebin

But why?

cam on! I was hoping for RBS to get lucky in the CL and maybe advance 1 round or to have a big impact in EL. This sucks, stop buying our negros... Now they have to send out their scouts to some hellhole in Gambia again

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i don't understand

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I just heard BASED TuT is coming back for one game, wish he game back for good. By the way Sky has awful commentators these days, fucking Jörg Dahlmann.

here is my /tabellentipp/. sicheres ding if you ask me.

>1 Borussia Dortmund
>2 FC Bayern München
>3 Bayer 04 Leverkusen
>4 Borussia M'Gladbach
>5 RB Leipzig
>6 VfL Wolfsburg
>7 SV Werder Bremen
>8 Hertha BSC
>9 Eintracht Frankfurt
>10 TSG 1899 Hoffenheim
>11 SC Freiburg
>12 FC Schalke 04
>13 1. FSV Mainz 05
>14 1. FC Köln
>15 Fortuna Düsseldorf
>16 FC Augsburg
>17 1. FC Union Berlin
>18 SC Paderborn 07

where did you copy and paste that from?

Anyway, Im reading American Psycho atm, and strangely, I think the protagonists very similar to me. Only that it is not social media, but belonging to a yuppie class, that is constantly trying to impress each other causing that alienation.

>RB not 3rd
>Schalke 12th
>Leverkusen above Gladbach

Where the fuck can I watch CL qualifiers?

>everyone is using socmed
Yeah, nah. Not even close.

>Schalke 12th
too high, huh?

decent /tabellentipp/, but I would still gor for buyern as Meister and Leipzig for CL

*the protagonists struggle/suffering seems very similar to me

do you consider yourself a yuppie

t. Florian Kohfeldt

Ziggo Sport Select
Ajax playing against a bunch of niggers

*?

>Ziggo Sport Select
What is that?

I have sky and dazn and they aren't showing this FUCK

bases, hope your pee pee is big enough

Ziggo Sport is a paid service but the Select channel is available for free on Dutch tv, idk if you have that channel

If Bremen would get a decent DM that is not injured for most of the season, they would be a top 6 team imo

beep boop

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They also need some fullbacks

Yes. Would be nice if the Heinrich rumours are true.

they won't be able to buy any quality players due to finances I think
Can Friedl only play on the left? Maybe he'll make the next step but I doubt it

friendly reminder that bullying is not okay

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maybe can get hi on loan

>Can Friedl only play on the left?
Not sure, but I think there were some games where he played as CB and even one or two where he played on the right. But yeah, I think Kohfeldt sees him as an LB.

By the way remember to root for based LASK who are currently playing against Basel in the CL quali (2-1 agg.)

I want her to bully me. Is it okay?

>that shape
brehs......

no

yes

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Stop posting this fat whore already

rude

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>neverkusen and not die rotten bullen as 3rd
'ate d*rtmud
'ate bayern
'ate merkel
luv sternberg
luv timo
luv afd

Simple as

>where did you copy and paste that from
I didn't. Regarding your yuppie struggle, I recall there being a social phenomenon that describes your affliction: status anxiety. I think there are books written on it.

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ynr Chuba Akpom
pre season beast

Friedl sees himself as a CB and so does Kohfeldt, but with the signing of Toprak he won't get much playing time there, At the moment he is >our number one backup for CB, LB and RB. Augustinsson is injured, so he'll be playing as a LB on Saturday. The plan is that he'll be the successor to Moisander in the future.

I hate lea now, bring back durchfall

no, I meant "to me, the suffering of the protagonist seems similar(to that of social media addicted young people)."

>reflect on the world around him and his own place in it quite intelligently.
How do I do this?

>so he'll be playing as a LB on Saturday

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Yes, he is still a little bit of a Unsicherheitsfaktor in my opinion, but with potential. He had his best match last season as a CB in Leverkusen (and his worst as a CB in a Dreierkette at home against Leverkusen).

Be aware of your own strengths and weaknesses, both moral and professional, and have a realistic awareness of those of your fellow humans. Be emphathetic and understanding of the weaknesses, without accepting evil.

What if I'm just really autistic and can't have awareness of others around me?

Well maybe you can read about it and study it and remind yourself that people have their own full lives so sometimes they do things we don’t understand for reasons that make perfect sense to them.

>Perisic suspended for the 1st matchday
brehs.......;

donate for Lea's poor sick dog or he will die :(
spendenseite.de/timmy-braucht-eure-hilfe/-30022

nö

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lmao Reiche ins Gas

state of the benuldis

Can someone explain this meme?

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WTF ARE THESE PENALTIES

havent been here over the pause

who is the jt persona

newfag b gone

EXCUSE me?!

Have you been in a coma?

kek

basically havent been here since the last bundes match

>shittenhavn

>Celtic
>Porto

>losing bc of absolutely shitty pitch conditions
>in your home stadium

LIMASSOL

how many years are we talking?

time for a chapter from the audiobook and heia heia

Wait does the perisic loan contain an obligation to buy?

I'm watching "Get Out" on tv and idk wtf is going on
on-topic:
option to buy for 20m

French report said obligatory option to buy of 20m so that threw me off.

have to decide between 'day of the locust' and 'the fugitive'

on topic:

Go for drama

both drama
gonna watch my man harrison ford

Enjoy lad

hi

ICH WEISS DASS ICH WACH BIN

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>2 year loan with option to not buy the player

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Will our guys LASK Linz make it to the championsl eagle?

idk, maybe

>tfw we're winning the treble this year
Vorwärts Rasenball, Leipzig überall

what is granate?

James Rodriguez

see

Hold tight, wait 'til the party's over
Hold tight, we're in for nasty weather
There has got to be a way
Burning down the house

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good post

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>durchfall user
>lea
>bayern hühnchen

some decent memes for summer. but still doesnt beat ulle and 00 posting from last years summer break

Jacob Italiano

yes

all but lea are terrible

this one is decent

good night

/ulle/ posting was fun

>tfw can't find the original video on youtube anymore
maybe it's better that way

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yeah I think they removed it pretty quick after it happened

sleep tight

The lea meme s bad and durchfall user isn't really a meme as its just the name of 1 autistic fag.

what is Lea thinking?

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:)

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good post

isnt it obvious

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Prinzenrolle >>>> ja! Doppelkeks

yup, most cute fatties are thinking about food 24/7 :3

yes . but shes poor now

...

lets be serious, it's probably fake

>be rich girl with wealthy parents
>cute face, but a bit on the heavy side
>classmates get jelly and bully the fuck out of you
it all makes sense in my head

>tfw will never protect lea's smile
why even live bros

i.sleep

wow i feel like shit

then go back to sleep

ok

yikes

he looks 50 y o

95% itt are thirsty virgins who would fuck anything female, even disgusting fat cows like op

>Would prefer to find some 185 cm normal fat girl but they are hard to come by.
absolute delusion
you don’t find any girl, period, you absolute virgin manbaby

>a non independent sachverständiger you paid said what you wanted him to say
wooooow! totally proven now guys! nothing to see here!
im a shareholder and even i find your dortmund whiteknighting embarrassing

dumme fett sau

jesus does she look disgusting!

>that face
>not fat
you’re all blind

Der FC Bayern München hat offenbar eine Frist für den Transfer von Hakim Ziyech verstreichen lassen. Dies berichtet die SportBild. Nachdem das Management des Spielers von Ajax Amsterdam monatelang auf einen Anruf von Sportdirektor Hasan Salihamidzic wartete, soll dem Funktionär eine Frist über 24 Stunden gesetzt worden sein.

Eine erste Meldung aus München erfolgte wohl erst wieder, nachdem öffentlich geworden war, dass Wunsch-Transfer Leroy Sane am Knie operiert werden müsste. Ziyechs Berater sollen damals eine Frist von 24 Stunden für ein klares Bekenntnis ausgerufen haben. Auf einen weiteren Anruf innerhalb der Frist wartete er aber vergeblich.

Da sich Salihamidzic nicht meldete, verlängerte Ziyech seinen Vertrag bei Ajax bis 2022 und nahm sich selbst damit vom Markt. Die Ablösesumme von 30 bis 35 Millionen Euro wäre dabei im Marktvergleich durchaus niedrig für einen 26-jährigen Offensivspieler mit Champions-League-Erfahrung gewesen.

Ähnliche Situationen erlebten wohl auch Timo Werner (RB Leipzig) und Steven Bergwijn (PSV Eindhoven). Ihnen wurde dem Bericht zufolge erst Interesse signalisiert, dann aber schlich sich der Kontakt aus. Ein Treffen mit Marc Rocas (RCD Espanyol) Management blieb wohl ergebnislos, weil dem FC Bayern die Ausstiegsklausel von 40 Millionen Euro zu hoch war.

>Guerreiro is "injured" for 14 days
>Meanwhile he's given a 14 days deadline to extend or not

>a bit on the heavy side
she’s obese

jesus, heads need to roll here

>Nachdem das Management des Spielers von Ajax Amsterdam monatelang auf einen Anruf von Sportdirektor Hasan Salihamidzic wartete, soll dem Funktionär eine Frist über 24 Stunden gesetzt worden sein.
hahahahaha what an unprofessional praktikant

>Ähnliche Situationen erlebten wohl auch Timo Werner (RB Leipzig) und Steven Bergwijn (PSV Eindhoven). Ihnen wurde dem Bericht zufolge erst Interesse signalisiert, dann aber schlich sich der Kontakt aus.
jesus what unprofessional cunts at bayern. they still think that players are their bitches and everyone wants to go to bayern. brazzo, uli, kalle are justr like tm bauern posters.

that last link doesn’t belong there, sorry

Based Brazzo ghosting them

why are gladback not giving our only white prospect playtime

Zidane is a bald fraud.

I feel the same way. Fun fact, I'm also great at gettind dubs

I've got a question. Would Bayern fans actually be happy about getting the guys Dortmund got? Are they granaten? Mainly Brandt and Hazard.

Why or why not?

Perisic is better

>implying they'll be honest about this

fucking LOL!

Theres a few tm customers who already say that they could have gotten Brandt instead of Perisic, but since they all expected Dembele/Sane, they didnt think he was good enough.
As for Hazard, hes a pretty underrated player. Even shareholders on tm dont rate him.
>Dortmund reject is better than the top 3-4 assist makers of last season

If I would be a customer I would take a player like Brandt with a Kusshand. Turns out I'm not a customer, but one of this generals biggest anti bauern troll since 2014. :)

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>but one of this generals biggest anti bauern troll since 2014. :)
based

Based Dennis Rodman

Just realizeed that thanks to Bayern Pavard won't be callled up to the NT anymore. so thanks for that.

>Weiser zum Start: "Das sind Spiele, die wir gewinnen müssen"

Based. Finally the players are buying into the Bosz philosophy.

Schulz no, Hazard maybe, but Letting Dortmund get Brandt was just retarded. He was cheap as fuck, plays for the German NT and is still pretty young and talented. >inb4 MSM mentality

Why?

> Everton‘s Cenk Tosun is very close to return to his former youth club Eintracht Frankfurt, deal should be sealed in the next few days

Pls no he's shit.

Pretty much this. Not getting Brandt was beyond stupid for a club that values German national players and getting good players for cheap.

>hat der englische Klub mal einen möglichen Kaufpreis verlauten lassen: 150 Millionen Euro.
>Man kann so einen Betrag als Einstieg in eine Verhandlung interpretieren, wie auf einem Basar. So haben die Bayern die Zahl offenbar verstanden - sonst hätten sie nicht öffentlich ihren Optimismus kundgetan, dass das Geschäft zustande kommt. Doch nun wird immer klarer: Bei Sané waren die 150 Millionen eher als Abschreckung gedacht, weniger als Ermunterung zum Verhandeln. City wollte den Spieler behalten. Die Bayern scheinen das bloß nicht recht kapiert zu haben.
So acoording to SZ, Sane won't join Buyern as long as he still has a contract at ManCity.

Maybe Brandt didn't want to go to buyern.

Amateurs.

Fuck that guy, get Jovic back. Looks like Zidane wants to loan him out.

Do Croats and Serbs get along?

Holy fuck, please tell me you're kidding.

>Chelsea-Youngster Callum Hudson-Odoi war lange mit dem FC Bayern München in Verbindung gebracht worden. Inzwischen soll sich der 18-Jährige mit den Londonern auf eine Vertragsverlängerung geeinigt haben, lediglich die Unterschrift steht noch aus. Dass die Bayern Hudson-Odoi nicht bekommen haben, soll am Verhalten von Sportdirektor Hasan Salihamidzic gelegen haben.

>Wie die SportBild (Mittwochsausgabe) schreibt, soll Chelsea-Direktorin Marina Granovskaia verärgert darüber gewesen sein, dass Salihamidzic mit Hudson-Odois Management bereits über alle Transfer-Modalitäten einig war, ehe er Kontakt zum Klub aufnahm. Granovskaia soll daraufhin alle weiteren Gesprächsangebote von Salihamidizic abgeblockt haben. Vielleicht klappt es im Werben um Timo Werner ja besser.

Worst Praktikant in history. Lmao!

Rate your clubs transfer activities so far and guess their upcoming season

One of the EffZeh anons here. Looks like Skhiri, Verstraete and Schindler are all good transfers, which is great given that the DM is our weak spot since ages.
Looking at the squad I'm somewhat optimistic, but I can't really say how Beierlorzers highly vertical play will work out in the Buli in the year 2019
Place 10-12 would be a sucess.

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I dont see Köln being worse than Düsseldorf, Paderborn and even Schalke

Yes, Jovic had a good partnership with Rebic last season.
They seem to be really good friends.
Look

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>mfw shitposting on /bundes/

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Not sure about >Schalke, but other than that I agree. The thing is that EffZeh is always good for drama if things don't really work out as the many media outlets in the city want it to be.

Brandt is a special case because his release clause was only valid until late May and he decided not to waste it.

But wait, there's more.

>Der Bayern-Sportdirektor traf sich laut ‚Sport Bild‘ bereits Anfang des Jahres mit Hakim Ziyechs Berater Mustapha Nakhli, um sein Interesse zu hinterlegen. Anschließend ließ Brazzo aber nicht mehr viel von sich hören und war nur schwer erreichbar.
Ziyech wäre ein Schnäppchen gewesen
Im Anschluss an die Sané-Diagnose und kurz vor Ziyechs Verlängerung meldete sich Nakhli nochmal bei Salihamidzic. Doch der Bosnier reagierte nicht und ließ sich den Schnäppchen-Transfer durch die Lappen gehen (30 bis 35 Millionen Euro). Ziyech selbst bezog bereits vorgestern Stellung zur Bayern-Farce.

>Timo Werners Berater Karl-Heinz Förster sei unterdessen durchaus irritiert, dass sich die Bayern schon lange nicht mehr gemeldet haben, heißt es bei ‚Bild‘. Dem Vernehmen nach bevorzugen die Bayern einen ablösefreien Transfer des Leipzigers im Sommer 2020.

>Und dann ist da noch der Fall Marc Roca. Mit dem Sechser von Espanyol Barcelona sollen die Bayern seit Wochen einig sein, es gab extra ein Geheimtreffen in Paris. Doch die festgeschriebene Ablöse in Höhe von 40 Millionen Euro schreckt ab – obwohl man den Preis bereits vor den Gesprächen mit der Spielerseite kannte.

>Was Brazzo mit seinem undurchsichtigen Vorgehen auf dem Markt bezwecken will, ist nicht vollends klar. Den Bayern bleibt zu wünschen, dass er bei der neuesten Top-Alternative Philippe Coutinho (FC Barcelona) ein besseres Händchen hat. Der hochbegabte Brasilianer ist auf dem Markt, Barça hat das Bayern-Interesse bestätigt.

>Denkbar ist aber auch, dass einen solchen Transfer nun die Bosse Uli Hoeneß und Karl-Heinz Rummenigge in die Hand nehmen. Schließlich nehmen beide laut ‚Sport Bild‘ mittlerweile „wieder mehr Einfluss auf das Transfergeschäft“ – weil Salihamidzics Strategie keine Früchte trägt?

Sorry for the wall of text but it's tough to keep up with Brazzo's failures.

Seems like Buyerns Haus and Hofpresse is still in denial.

>Es ist ein ungeschriebenes Gesetz: Steht ein Spieler vor einem Wechsel, wird er nicht mehr eingesetzt, damit der Transfer durch eine mögliche Verletzung nicht gefährdet wird. Die Bayern waren bei Leroy Sané schon sehr weit mit den Verhandlungen.

>Und was macht Pep Guardiola? Der City-Trainer setzte Sané im Supercup gegen Liverpool ein. Nach 13 Minuten musste dieser mit Kreuzbandriss raus, fällt jetzt bis zum Frühjahr 2020 aus.

>Auch ohne ihn gewann City den Supercup. Es war also alles ohne Not. Aber Guardiola wollte mal wieder der ganzen Welt zeigen, dass er der Big Boss ist. Was für ein schäbiges Verhalten!

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this unironically reads like some TM post desu

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Interesting read, but youre forgetting that Brazzo isnt allowed to buy players without authorization above 30 million, meaning that he literally cannot buy Ziyech, Roca or Werner without Kalle and Uli deciding.

In all honesty this is just massive mismanagement on a fundamental level at Bayern.

>HOW DARE CITY PLAY SANE

who is lea?

This. Brazzo is the easy scapegoat here, but Bayerns hasn't put any though in their transfer activities for quite some time now.

>ctrl+f
>type: Lea
>win

my gf

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Yeah, last season they got Goretzka for free and that was it. They should have gone all out on the first winger replacement then. Now suddenly they need 2 worldclass wingers, a DM AND they want to get Werner for free and get Havertz in 2020. And thats just not gonna happen.

Scrambled eggs on toast or Musli for breakfast?

who dis?

Just FYI, scrambled eggs and toast is more American.

strammer Max natürlich

>Yeah, last season they got Goretzka for free and that was it
Getting Goretzka for free was good business, but it didn't really made sense from a sporting point of view, because with players like Gnabry, Müller and Tolliso Bayern were already stacking very similiar players in terms on spaces they like to occupy on the pitch.

Thought about that too, but I don't want to go out and buy bread, + Strammer Max isn't really a breakfast food.

What about giving him 10M wages?

it's 12:30 anyway. Just put on my Gulasch for later so Max is fine.

you might not like it but is this how a perfect breakfast looks like

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Didn't knew that he's earning that much tßh. Thought he were around 6-8mil

Are these tiny Würstchen?

It was only good business, because Tolisso was ACL'd for a year and it again artificially inflated Bayern's tm market value overall. From a strategic point of view, that summer Bayern should have bought a tier-1 winger. Doesnt matter the price. The problem is that Bayern has gotten so used to getting players for free, or to bully smaller clubs with short contract durations, that they cannot even imagine buying a good player with a 2-3 year contract left.

Look at Ziyech. He just renewed his contract. Bayern could still buy him, if they wanted him. Hed cost 50-60million instead of 35-40. Bayern however cannot even imagine being in a position of "needing" a player to approach a club respectfully and buy him out with a realistic fee.

Same with Sané. He has 2 years left and they already pretend like "City is under pressure", since his contract is running out. Instead of having paid 150 upfront at a market price.

chocolate

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FYI

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They should switch müllels and Granatbry's salary

Yeah but these graphics can be misleading. In Germany player's salaries are taxed much higher than for example Italy. So if Juventus pays less overall, their players might still earn better, due to less taxes. Plus Bayern's squad size is tiny compared to most those clubs.

That being said, Bayern's "core group" is among the top 3 earners on average in Europe.

It's out!

John.Wick.Chaper.3.Parabellum.2019.DVDRip.x264-Whales.mkv

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>they even pay their 2nd keeper 5mil
wew

>not having already watched it in shitty camrip quality

Based

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Huh

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hamdoullilah

>Going to Greece
Uff

It's like he hates getting paid

neue 390 ist da.

Hazard hasn't proved himself enough yet so I'd be skeptical about a transfer (still would take him over arp though). Brandt would have been a sweet transfer. Mostly because I think bayern needs to go back to have a proper Spielmacher kind of player. But yeah, props to bvb on that one

>Hazard hasn't proved himself enough yet
>wants to pay 55 million Euro for CHO who has never played full 90 minutes in the EPL
Hazard has proved himself. Hes simply not "good enough" for Bayern, given his age.

?

more like, who?

right in the boomer feels....

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Lol nope. Playing a decent half season in bundes doesn't mean a thing. Odoi on the there hand showed up on big boy games in the epl and euro league

is this the famous customer delusion I read so much about?

>decent memes
fuck off. they are terrible and (you) just try to shill them here again.

hazard is a solid winger but he's not the WC type customers delude themselves into thinking they can still attract

Da frag ich mich warum sollte Bayern seine Transferziele ändern? Mit jedem Tag wo nicht verlängert wird tickt die Uhr für München. Die Fans sollten sich von der Presse und den Bayernhatern mal nicht aufstacheln lassen. Einfach zurücklehnen und entspannt genießen. Cool

>Odoi on the there hand showed up on big boy games in the epl and euro league

when was that?

against vidi FC

"Ich kann ihnen versichern: Wir werden am 15. August eine gute Mannschaft auf dem Platz haben", sagte Hoeneß.
So how many GRANATEN will sign today?

well their first eleven can be considered 'gut', so nobody.

Ende Juli musst du fertig sein.

I'd like you to read Artikel 1 again.

you have a fat ugly gf

>already place 15 and gaining momentum

era of the hühnchen :DDDDDDD

where you got that pic from?

Müller? Jeden Cent wert.

okay götze

11m for a declining CB.......

Misleading in a way that BVB's wages have a ton of erfolgsboni which put them into the Chelsea/Pool range if they're in the Top 3

That list just makes it funnier that some fans still think that >Schalke is able to pay as much as Dortmund in wages

Fuck drei90 they now want money for their unfunny Gelaber.

After friday HSV will be undefeated for 4 games in a row.

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post moor

I'm always stunned by the fact that you autists spend your whole life on this site but only like 5% of you know that you can cite posts instead of rephrasing or copypasting and putting a ">" before the sentence

do things like this really stun you?
must be a boring life

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The only stunning thing is how people like you care about the way others use a fucking anonymous website.

>that you can cite posts
how does this work?

(hope you aren't one of those newfags that call a reference a quote/citation)

show me how on my ipad

Mark the text and click on the post number. Magic

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>listening to that podcast
just look at those fags

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Agree. [1]

[1] Ösi, 14 Aug. 2019. In: Yea Forums, Yea Forums, 94780684.

stop posting obese whales

what an obeast

i swear if havertz goes to bayern i'm just gonna stop watching bundesliga

i know he will but i'd rather he went abroad than to become a perennial choker

not watching tagesthemen. was she bullied because she’s fat and ugly or because she’s a smug cunt?

He'll become Goretzka 2.0

absolute EINHEIT

he's much better than goretzka

You might have missed how everyone hyped Goretzka

according to herself she got mobbed because "she didn't always had the newest clothes, did her own thing" etc.

Hes not going to Bayern. Brandt and Havertz both are literally Fortnite playing zoomers who care more about instagram and having fun than rigorous "structure", hierarchy and tradition.

Bayern doesnt do well with young stars, which is why many people (myself included) knew that Sané had 0 incentive to go to Bayern EXCEPT if they paid him an outrageous salary.

Havertz is going to go to either Barca, Real, or unironically (not memeing) Dortmund, since his best friend is Brandt and Leverkusen an hour from his new place.

nobody hyped Goretzka besides customer and >schalke

wanted to write this. I mean Goretzka is a great player and all, but at times customers and >Schalke fans pretended that he's the second coming of Christ.

unironically, i think he'll go to psg or citeh

there is absolutely no way Dortmund can pay the >€100M required to get him

STOP POSTING THAT PIG OF A WOMAN AHHHHHHHHHH

>The turbo autist or Pep will train Havertz
my body is ready

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>Sancho to City for 175
>buy Havertz for 120
Yes, there is. Whether Watzke wants to "go all in", is a different story.

Naw. Pep is a turbosperg and can take a young player's fun in playing football. Same goes for Tuchel. Barca is the logical choice as theyre going to have to completely rebuild the team once Messi leaves.

if they sell sancho they could but i don't see that happening

Mad because you're falling for the T H I C C

Sancho belongs to dortmund? I thought they got him on a loan.

no

>I thought they got him on a loan.
Youre thinking about Nelson from Hoffenheim.

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nobody is.
she’s fat, obese, not thicc.

>show me how on my ipad
>he doesn't mark the text and then click on a different post number
Hello newfriend

Embrace the T H I C C 'ness brother.

I was talking about his time at Bochum... everyone called him the biggest talent in German football and he received so much attention, probably ten times the amount that Julian Brandt got at Wolfsburg.

Do you guys remember that Goretzka tripfag here.

Goretzka actually improved recently. He is going to be a granate this year.

Not if he gets benched in favor of Tolisso, or he gets played on a different position.

>Der FC Bayern ist angeblich im Begriff, Mario Mandzukic zurück an die Säbener Straße zu holen. Das italienische Online-Portal ‚calciomercato.com‘ berichtet, dass ein Wechsel nach München unmittelbar bevorsteht.

>Niko Kovac in seiner Funktion als Cheftrainer habe den Ausschlag beim 33-Jährigen gegeben, den Weg zurück an alte Wirkungsstätte anzutreten.

>it's like a new signing

There’s a new /bundes/ in town

based
Eintrachts balkan bros dabbed on bundes

no arms are long enough to embrace that heffer

link zur doku?

WHO IS THIS ABSOLUTE ZUCHT SCHWEIN

DOES SHE SHOW HER FAT PORKENPUSY

>CHOCOLATE SPRINKLES ON BREAD
GERMAN CUISINE

HOW THE FUCK DOES IT EVEN STAY ON LMAO

nice

>Mallorca
deserved