This starting 11 would infinitypete the World Cup if they practiced divegrass for 2 weeks

Johnny Hekker

Tucker and Hekker are White and Wilson is an Uncle Tom

I was close

meanwhile chubby s*rb is best center in nba

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Lol giant niggers aren't smart bro

Would probably lose against Trinity and Tobacco and not qualify though

When has this ever happened?
(Pic very related)

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A bunch of dumb roided Ameriniggers would not even able to beat San Marino, that's how dumb this bait is

There are plenty of Americans in the KHL

I dunno what the fuck KHL is lmao

DK Metcalf has literally no lateral movement.

Oh wow you can look pretty beefy if you only run a mile in two hours

Odell, Tyreek, Cam, Tucker, Hekker, Lamar, and Juju probably woudn't be bad at soccer.

Odell and Tyreek especially because they're both insanely fast and Odell played soccer anyway.

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As expected. You got nothing.

*gets outplayed but survives first half due to counter attack threats*
*gets blown out in 2nd half after gassing out*

No, Justin and Johnny. The two kickers, lol.

>implying they wouldn’t try it if it only took 2 weeks

Name one (1) American athlete that dominates a global team sport

Presumably the ones in wrestling, hockey, NBA, swimming, etc
It's really only soccer that "we" suck in, we dominate in virtually every major sporting activity on the planet

The only sports Americans dominate are American sports because hardly anyone else practices them and swimming, that's it.

>hockey, wrestling, swimming, track and field
>american sports
?

>Reading comprehension

>seething that his country can't support expansive developmental leagues in a myriad of sports for both men and women which has lead to a century of American dominance in global sports
it's alright the NCAA may be a corrupt piece of shit but it's a major reason why we mog absolutely everybody on the planet in sports

is ass a sport?

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>wrestling
no medals in greco roman, dominated by russians and iranians
>hockey
last medal at olympics in 2010, lackluster performance every year in wc
>nba
nigger sport, not followed outside of compton and lithuania
>swimming
medals but definetly not dominating

americans are underperforming when looking at their opportunities to practice and sponsors

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Remember when Chad Johnson couldn't even cut it in MLS

We dominate in freestyle not greco m8

embiid is the best center in the nba

jordan burroughs is one of the best wrestlers ever and phelps is one of the most dominant athletes ever.

Burroughs is literally the HW GOAT at wrestling, he makes the entire former soviet block seethe every single olympics because he mogs their boys year after year

>Hockey
Stopped by Canada in 2010, stopped by Canada again in 2014 and then didn't give a shit about the bronze medal game, 2018 didn't allow NHL players and was a joke.

No one gives a shit about WC in hockey. Fact is the USA men's team has been the 2nd best in the world even though it's more of a niche sport here.

>Tyreek
>JuJu
>Donkey Kong

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>Americans play in a European league for a North American sport
wow, no way
don't tell me that the some of the best players in euro basketball leagues are american too???

Basketball is a much more popular and global sport than hokkei though

They have better things to do than play a girl’s sport

Why do Americans always fall back on muh 100 yard dash when they're losing an argument?

Chad was like 39 when he tried and wasn;t being serious

>I was only pretending to be retarded

the one in the pic is DeKaylin Zecharius aka "DK".

>1 olympic gold medal
okay buddy

two medals in six weightclasses is not dominating

well no shit, of course he couldn't

This is a level of coping never reached before

You should just make a team of WRs and RBs

google tells me the top 5 sports worldwide are football, cricket, field hockey, tennis and volleyball, you’re competitive in volleyball and women’s tennis

sit down

He's 41 years old lol

>american football is number 1
fucking based

don't forget women's football

>yuro athletes go to us sports and dominate

Wut? Only american sport with any euros is the nba, many are good but saying they dominate is far fetched, there are some "German" or "british" players that are actually Just army base kids that happened to be born in those countries but have little to none connection to such countries, only european i can think of currently in the nfl is Alejandro Villanueva

Previous bullshit aside, i'd like to see one of those 6'9 350 linemen in a cage match against ronaldo or zimbuntwe ngubundo or whoeverthefuck. They could both have metal pipes.

based alexis texas would destroy mia in PKs

An american team with their so called best athletes (black people), with players trained since birth, could be as good as France (i.e filled with pacey ngubus) but that wouldn't necessarily work in club Football.

I bet you'd like to see them in a cage with your wife, but with black meat pipe instead of metal.

>it's a niche sport here
Mate, ice hockey is more of a major sports in the US than anywhere besides Canada
And even then you are 350M

> implying tyreek hill couldn't beat every team by himself