/heem/

Why did they ban Nick Diaz over weed?

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>literally every hype train has been derailed

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Why is that?

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Sandhagen is still kicking

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Embedded Episode 2

youtube.com/watch?v=ZuZGzBbYp5U&t=159s

youtu.be/2hG_nUJGFDo
wrong link sry

Who the fuck cares about that dude? Boring af

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Khabib "Unflushable" Nurmagoat

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Four in the mornin', and I'm zonin'
They say I'm possessed, it's an omen
I keep it 300, like the Romans
300 bitches, where the Trojans?
Baby, we livin' in the moment
I've been a menace for the longest
But I ain't finished, I'm devoted
And you know it, and you know it

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I'm team Beige Frequency

the fuck are those circles on his shoulders?

Not if you chose the right hype trains

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Cupping therapy marks most likely

>life has no meaning, prove me wrong
>WTF DON'T YOU EVEN KNOW ABOUT THE META? WHAT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT TO ASK ME TO JUSTIFY MY STATEMENTS

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nobody cares dude

I have some... beige... for you... right here... *shits on you*

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>You're looking at it wrong. Anyone can panic during an accident
Oh so it’s completely justifiable to hit and run then run back to the car to get cash?Anyone can do that so it’s excusable? Anyone can panic and murder, forget morals! But noooo one can have an internal spiritual struggle? Yeah thats right we’re still emotionally 12 years old and cant understand what drives someone towards spirituality and understanding

>it doesn't tell you much about a person
It can tell you a lot about their headspace
>Also I'm not 12 so I don't give a fuck if someone has a little line of coke at a party.
Because he’s only done coke and had one hit and run, nothing else

>Just be honest about it (the only time I liked Jon was when he said "I beat you after a weekend of cocaine").
How do you know he isnt? He admits he’s very flawed, what does that have to do with his faith?

>The problem that "check on Lyoto get some fans" mentality that his faggot coach Greg Jackson taught him. He needs to drop the act.
You need to drop the act of pretending to sincerely care about morals and explain what drove you to being so void of sympathy

>LIFE HAS NO MEANING, I DERIVED THIS FROM MY OWN UNDERSTANDING OR THE HEDONISM GOD

>WHAT??!?!? YOURE DERIVING YOUR OWN BELIEFS SYSTEM?!?!? MOOOOOOOOMMMY!!!

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Poodesanya
Walker
Haqparast
Gane

>i am enlightened not by some phony sense of self, but by the Grand Gentleman, the God of Hedonism!! which i, in an enlightened state, discovered by myself!!!

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Jesus Christ is Lord. That is all.

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you literally cannot prove me wrong or even remotely justify what you're saying no matter how much you seethe

>it is impossible to derive a sense of self

>how did i determine this you ask? Ummmm?!?!?

>le hedonism god!!!

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Is he a christfag? Are there christfags in Australia?

making up strawmen just like you made up your fairy tale life quest

Holy cringe. Either debate the guy or heem yourself. Stop shitting up the thread

The fact you are completely oblivious to “justify” and “prove” while making a groundless claim appealing to the meta. Is peaches my guy

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I wish they would ban Sean o malley over weed tbqh

Amen

You haven’t disproved anything I’ve said

Seethe. I already crushed your cuck ass

Nate's chin is cracked by Canor

Can't wait until Whittaker heems this stupid weeaboo

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I hate niggers and jews

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kek

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Saying your made up life quest is not real does not require justification because it is objectively true. If it was not objectively true you would have presented some evidence to contradict it.
>BUT THE METAAAAAAAAAAAA
cringe. Nice double post btw

lol trump jr's wife is so botoxed out

Such a boomer post. Winning a debate doesn't matter whether it happens on the internet or at a club you fucking dork.

will he? I hate his stupid act but he is still a pretty solid striker, how should Bobby approach the lanky nigga?

lmao that ending

You look like a fucking moron regardless.

the most based man on /heem/

Izzy is susceptible to pressure, see Silva/Gastelum fights.
>getting head kicked by Kelvin
Whittaker will heem this lanklet guaranteed.

Alright I'll see you guys when the card is on

Wtf is this hahaha "respect for opening your account bro mad respect" is this your brain on years of hgh abuse?

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Yeah, he looked pretty stupid against Senile Silva, I just hope he doesn't get a fluke or gets the right timing to pull out something out of his ass

>Saying your made up life quest is not real does not require justification because it is objectively true.
Oh ok. So surely you have evidence to back this up that isn’t ironically an appeal to a metaphysical concept and or derived from your own self-determination

>Q-Q-QUEST!!! MUH HEDONISM QUEST IS LE TOTALLY NON METAPHYSICAL OBJECTIVELYITY

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>Toilet Till
>Latrine Ladd
>Urinal Urijah aka team Omega Manlets
>Outhouse Ortega aka T-CTE Roidtega
>Gent's room Gustafsson aka Anus Gus
>Restroom Rockhold aka Flushed Puke Cockhold
>Washroom Woodley aka Tyreese Snoozley
>Men's room McGregor aka Gab Gooby
>Potty Poirier aka Pissoir Poirier aka Dustbin Poorier
>Loo Lee aka Gevin-up Pee
>Cesspool Cerrone aka Clogboy Cerrone
>Diaper Dodson
>Kakalina Kohlercowicz aka Dookie Kookie
>Bathroom Borg
>Portajon jones aka Junkheap Jones
>Scat Zingano
>GloryHoley Holm
>W.C. D.C. aka Drainpipe Daniel
>Khapiss "The Bagle" Nurmagopoopoo aka Khabozo Urinegaymedoff
>Ben Rotsmell
>Blendin Shart aka Sexuality Hybrid
>Commody Garbrandt
>Diarrhea Dos Santos aka Face Plantos
>Poobert shittaker akd Doobby Wheetkaker
>Valenpeener Shitstinko aka Foul Bullet
>Stinkpee Miocic ake Sleepe Stenchic
>Rose Namurinas aka Thud Rose
>Alistair Diarrheem aka Pottychair Odorstream aka Garbagepail Urinestream
>Shogun Pooa
>TakePee Sperguson aka El Cacuy aka Tony El-Poo-Poo-Wee Ferguson
>Soil Stack Smith aka LyingTurd
>Wandiarrhlei Silva aka Uma C-T-Eicia
>Farticio Werdum aka Febrezetheroom Offumes
>NateCan Diarrhiaz
>Henwee "The Cringelord" Cepoodo
>Cumarpoo "Nigerian Sewer" Poosman
>Min Hollogay
>AlexCANder VolCANovski
>Crap Barry
>Cuckby "Cuckos" Cuckington
>Rafael Poos Canjos aka Raphael dos Baños
>Grug Sharty
>Lames Dick
>Franpiss Manguano
>Dirtdick “Black Fece” Lewpiss
>Tai Pooivasa
>Yarear Rodrepiss
>BM Punk aka CM Puke
>“Smellin’“ Sam Alvpee
>aCANda “Lionpiss” Poonez
>Boy's room benavidez aka mr Olivi
>hard-stool sterling
>Jorge "inbred" Massivepile

>Puke Thomas
>Jackoff Slack
>Shitt Okamoto
>CTGayllacher
>Shitriram

>Pissuania
>Peeden
>Poozil
>United Cumdom aka Poonited Pissdom
>Bumgaria
>Bumerica aka PooSA
>Germanpee
>Peece
>Pissreal
>CANada
>Binland

>(You)FC
>UFSeethe
>PooFC
>CUM Championship
>Pissin
>Smellybore
>India Pooper Plight League
>Cumbate Americunts
>Burger King Flight Coop

>MMgay

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Don't you miss
>UFC Middleweight Champion
>3rd longest reign in MW History
>3rd highest paid fighter on the roster
>Mansion in California
>Loyal wife
>Beautiful children
>Most wins in the UFC
>Most significant strikes landed in the UFC
>Acting career and has been on Conan
>Great Podcast
>Main Eventing the MSG card
>Millionaire
>Saves lives
>Chokes out punks
>Punishes steroid abusers

Truly the GOAT of our generation

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>that last message

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Is there a bigger bitch in mma than TJ Dookiepaws?

Post a picture of your life quest. Show me the math that proves your life quest is real. Prove it nigger. Prove that literally anything you believe about your meaning exists. You can't, because it isn't real. You may now continue to seethe.

your mom

The bi-racial angel

Whos your favorite french fighter?

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>h-he talks shit!
>h-he makes meme!
Will he embarrass himself again tomorrow by being angry for no reason at Bobby?

I still see no evidence that you can disprove a sense of self while unironically formulating your opinion from yourself. And then appealing to le hedonism god whenever you get backed into this corner. How about you prove your fedorable hedonistic quest is the one true way? Oh you can’t? You’ll just sperg out about being caught in a contradiction? Okay wittle babby

The chance of Woodley losing to Lawler would 100% delegitimize him, after his biggest victories are less impressive after Till and Wonderboy both loss harder than they ever did

Salahdine Parnasse will end the Min Hollogay meme

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25 days until diarrehabib takes a fat saudi seikh style shit taken down his throat by dubtstin poopier

Oh fer ser b 100%, but my mom didn't get beat by a manlet a weight class below her while she was on steroids though so it's tawlf b

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>these spergs are going to argue all day, knowing that neither of them will change the others mind
>in many ways, they both give each other meaning

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nobody fucking cares you dorks. POST HEEMS

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youtu.be/6ychwYRkGm0

EMBEDDED EPISODE TWO
STARRING NATE THE GREAT STOCKTON 420 DIAZ

GET IN HERE BROS

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>deriving purpose from yourself isnt real but the Hedonism god is

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Reee, stop bullying Shev for her fighting style.
Also, Dana should hire Elias "The GOAT" Theodorou back.
My girl Hannah Cifers is fighting on 241. Fucking nice.
Thanks for reading my blog.

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Nigga, why?

Thank you based UFC Youtube Notification Netherlands poster.

dc looks so old here ;_;
leaning on the counter while he's cutting up food
i fear he gets heemed by stipe now

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based

You’ll have to excuse me when I chortle listening to someone saying their metaphysical concepts and declarations require are universal self evident truths while others require mathematical evidence LMAO

why is he eating veggies, whos he trying to fool

Daniel "Daniel Cormier" Cormier

Daniel “Metaphysical Sense of Self” Cormier

jon fitch is posting in my thread

honestly how the fuck does a guy like this manage to luck his way into owning the ufc

someone needs to troll dana with a private account and then when he tells you to open it, you GOATSE him

Hedonism isn't the way because there is no the way including your completely fabricated delusions you illiterate neet

DON'T

FEAR

>still unable to defend his claims without appealing to the meta he shits on
>If there is a purpose, what determines it? Unless theres some higher being that decides to give you one, hedonism is the only system left. A purpose that you invent for yourself means nothing to anyone but yourself.

>b-b-but i dont have to defend this, its self evident from le hedonism god!!!

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ME

Hey user you wanna chill with us and watch the fights tonight?

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, FEAR

look mummy i posted the ting

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Hedonism is the only lifestyle you moron, I refuse to believe somebody with your level of reading comprehension managed to pass a university class.

Your principles are not real. No principles are real. Prove me wrong if you can (you can't)

THE

Depends on whether you think beliefs at the core are orthogonal to the metaphysical

___________!

nigger

Whats the point of talking about serious topics and then acting like lobotomized children

>le hedonism god said so and this is a self evident truth i dont have to justify

>at the same time principles dont exist xDDD

Lol this retard doesn’t even understand the words he’s using

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Prove me wrong

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>Without warning Paul scurried over to Dana on the chair and Kissed him. Without thinking Dana kissed him back. They made out on the sofa until Paul started to unbuckle Dana's jeans. Dana's leg twitched.

>"Trying to sleep your way to the top Daley?" Dana asked.

>"I'm banned from the UFC for life….remember?" Paul asked. Paul got on the floor and unbuttoned Dana's jeans and slid them down. Dana was a tough crowd to please, but maybe Paul could please him in other ways.
Wtf guys did this really happen?

I just did. You contradicted yourself yet again by saying principles dont exist then justifying hedonism (a metaphysical concept) as the almighty justifier, without evidence. And here you are sperging out after being backed into a corner agsin

My boy Stipay is gonna get permaheemed in the second round saturday. His chin is gonna be definitely obliterated, he'll be sidelined for another year then will be back to fighting arlovski and JDS

Stipoo will lose

Pee Pee dead by a knee

>Stipee gets ko'd
I'm happy because he's been a crybaby who sat on his ass for a year begging for a title shot
>Cuckmier loses
I'm happy because reddit boy's legacy gets flushed

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If only this had happened to Connor, forcing him to defend his fucking titles.

You didn't. Hedonism, the lifestyle, is the only way that makes sense logically considering that principles do not exist. It's not a should or should not. It isn't a principle. It's a lifestyle based off of the knowledge that your arbitrary principles are not real

Stipe is 100% getting run over right

favorite female fighter?

I dont watch them

Stipe is an all round better fighter than dc. This is the fight game so no matter who's the better fighter, heavyweights anything can happen when two skilled fighters are against each other. Also another funny thing i saw on youtube, dc claims trilogy fight with jones at 205 is gonna "cost", clearly doesn't give a fuck about win or lose, just wants the big money and to retire. I doubt DC cares too much if he loses the fight this saturday, he ko'd stipe who was claimed as the greatest hw so he accomplished what he wanted. Win/lose, he's definitely retiring unless dana pays him big bucks to fight jones at 205 again. Zero chance he fights ngannou if he wins.

DC is getting an x-ray by Dr. Miocic that is to say EXPOSED.

thlots on this peach of a kurd?

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holy based

turd of a kurd

>it makes sense because it is self evident and I say so!!
Yeah of course it does because only you understand your own negative IQ drivel, sperg

>my arbitrary nonexistent principles GOOOOOOOOD

>yours BAAAAD

Thanks Hedonism God

>Zero promotion for romero vs costa
Fight's not happening, Usada, weight issues or something else will stop it.

for me, it's hannah "shockwave" cifers

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Kek.

Dana strikes me as the type of dude that probably went out to bars looking for a fight (no pun intended).

Prime Big Timmy would flush the current Bumweight division.

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Make up some more fanfic about me faggot

Is there anyway to watch fightpass with a friend through like watch2gether or some shit? Trying to circumvent this jew's dirty tricks

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>atheism

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UFC just posted Romero on their IG

this sounds so gay

>Y-YOURE LYING!!!

Yet you can’t even point out one instance LMAO. Have fun praying to yoir hedonism god you fucking virgin lol

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Why? What's on fightpass that you can't just torrent/stream?

Yes. You are in fact lying

Dana actually thought he would win the argument because the other guy wouldn't unprivate his account, he does and dana has nothing to say kek. What a bald hgh using faggot.

> nerds talking philosophy
I would heem all you nerds and smash you books on the ground. you hear that NERDS?

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Prove it

sup nerds

can you pair of fucking faggots shut the fuck already?

This. Fuck books, get in my guard.

Try saying that after I heem you kid *pushes you against the cage and holds you there for 3 rounds*

There is no philosophy talk, this is now an intervention on a NEET virgin who gets hedonistic pleasure from being shamed as a cumbrained sophist retard

It's supposed to blow the thread up, just ignore it

Stipe Legacy is FUCKED either way unless he beats Jon Jones

then it would be a 3 way of 3 GOAT legacy being fucked over by one man

My proof is that the things you claim I said, such as ">my arbitrary nonexistent principles GOOOOOOOOD

>yours BAAAAD "
I never said. Check the thread, I never said that or anything similar to that.

stipe can never be GOAT he got KO by STRUVE LMAOOOO
GO BACK TAKING UR MEDS SCHIZO

>you will never gain dana's respect

Yes you did, disprove it.

>You didn't. Hedonism, the lifestyle, is the only way that makes sense logically considering that principles do not exist. It's not a should or should not. It isn't a principle. It's a lifestyle based off of the knowledge that your arbitrary principles are not real

>I-I DIDNT SAY IT VERBATIM
Nice damage control, cumbrain

anal shites poosday shite colontender feces

The farm, the boat and the missus

I check heem like once a week and every time without fail it's the same few posters projecting their misery onto everyone else. this place has been fucking garbage since all the good posters went to discord/rmma/tu/sherdog

You disproved your own statement in your statement of proof dumb cunt try reading it again

Oh look, more non evidence

desu whittaker is just as weeb. he just doesnt broadcast it.

adamemeya, GOATby and the natty GOAT are still chugging along

What does DWCS stand for?

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Still room on the Walker hype train. Anderson will get KOd Round 1 guaranteed.

Drunk Women Can Sugg

based
#champshitonly #snapinuit #snapdowncity #gasthekikes #racewarnow

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Dancing With Chael's Sister

mma?

>JOSE ALDO PLEASE BE MY BULL AND STICK YOUR BALD HEAD UP MY WIFE'S PUSSY

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who is tony fighting

You cant justify your beliefs nor can you disprove mine, all you can do is lie and deny like the slimy little faggot you are

hahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaha NIGGERS KEK XD women are fucking useless pieces of shit.

>HIP-HOP IS THE LOVE OF MY LIFE

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>I SAID ITS TRUE SO IT IS
An apt description of why you’re in your current life situation, narcissistic brainlet

i beat you after a weekend of cocaine

this

no but really imagine the timeline
>DC will forever be Bones bitch
>Bones will forever be a cutbabby
>Stipe will forever have his streak broken by an obese oldman

Bones gets the easiest but yeah

Prove me wrong. Give me proof your values are real. Still waiting

is that u bulgaria? lookin kinda weakstrong

make /mma/ and leave these fucking schizos to bicker amongst've'd themselves

that BJJ lesson by the ocean, in the afternoon sun, with Tool playing in the background.

Kino as fuck.

It’s really the mods and jannys faults. They let retards like this go back and forth for hours over nonsensical shit but ban others for the most arbitrary things.

>you will never play UFC 3 with DC
feels bad man

i agree, tired of these fucking nerds shitting up the general

Yea Forums is a rulecucked shithole

I’ll probably get banned just for pointing this out while the two nerds continue to bicker

You have yet to name one lie or substantiate anything you’ve said for that matter

I can derive purpose from my self

Now disprove this and prove that your spaghetti hedonistic god is the one way

He probably has veggies as one of the sides to his two steak meal to make it "healthy"

I have named your lie and I dont have to substantiate objective facts. If I'm wrong prove it.

Ok shut the fuck up I know how to put an end to this.
Who won, Khabib or Tibau?

Tibau

Tibau won both the fight and the story

tibau, no contest, literally. should be overturned.

Khabibmark here

Tibau won, but Khabib easily wins the rematch

You didn’t name a lie and stating something as a fact without supporting it isn’t objective or true. Support your claim

>Pettis will heem the weedhead loser who acts like he's 19.
I'm not convinced, to me Pettis and Diaz are equally overrated. Pettis, Barboza are the two ranked lightweights I think are winnable for Diaz. I think Cerrone could beat him now though.

Post heems

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Go nick diaz this Saturday. Hes gonna kick the ass of Sergio pettis

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join the secret heemcord. great MMA talk, 0 autism

Your beliefs cannot be proven mathematically nor observed in a lab. Thus, they are not real.

>Hedonism
Filthy degenerate go get butt fucked at a pride parade. Hedonism never built anything it has only destroyed things. Hedonist can never achieve power at best they can only be pawns. Without pain without sacrifice we would have nothing.

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Every lifestyle is hedonistic at its core.

DISCORDFAGS LEAVE
we're fags but at least we're funny, you guys are just fags

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Tibau

Leon Edwards def. Rafael dos Anjos
Walt Harris def. Aleksei Oleinik
Greg Hardy def. Juan Adams
Dan Hooker def. James Vick
Alexander Hernandez def. Francisco Trinaldo
Andrei Arlovski def. Ben Rothwell
this card literally had the same attendance as liz carmouche's

Tibau
and this too

inb4 the "german" enters

mama mia douglas lima

>brazilians talking about achieving anything
lol

looking good mate

I don't think I've ever seen heem as bad as it has been the past few months. It's like the legless freak compensated for decreased activity by cooking up 12 new personalities to drown every thread with. Just pure autism.

Do yourselves a favor and leave /heem/. Let spammy talk to himself until no one's left and he finally decides to end it. The UFC game threads are the only good thing left in this shithole.

can't understand all that gibberish lads, I'M FUCKING HOT UNDER THE COLLAR, just wanted to talk about heems

I don't take myself too seriously and have fun with many of the posters here.
Some of you guys are alright. Don't come to /HEEM/ tomorrow

Rose is back in Lithuania

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You just know

oh my god this is even more embarrassing than spammy posting shit

I started this meme.

goteem

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tell me about it, even the Holloway mini dick discussion was better than this shit

still can't believe burgers unironically wear shoes indoors

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wot a cunt

It's only some, but it is pretty common. I don't wear shoes in doors, but I know a lot of people do.

Post YFW you realize Alistair Overeem actually did feel a tap

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why

He lost to Lineker

lay off the proxy spammy

Jack Slack furiously masturbates to the thought of being Valentina's brapslave

>he listens to mma podcasts

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>my beliefs about beliefs gooood!!!

>your beliefs about beliefs baaaad!!!

Enjoy your ban, cumbrain retard :)

i think the reports for off topic posts worked

There's only one creator and it wasn't Jeebus.
Whittaker heems Izzy btw

The winner of Romero/Costa gets to mount Rogan’s wife

I don't, I just harass the podcasters

it was a mental tap

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The two people arguing are nothing but dumb losers who watch Jordan Peterson videos on YouTube and now think are enlightened.

You have not read any of the stuff you are talking about. You are parroting Memerson you stupid, stupid morons.

Herdem Alacabek vs. William Knight
Brok Weaver vs. Devin Smyth
Shanna Young vs. Sarah Alpar
Tony Gravely vs. Ray Rodriguez
Karl Reed vs. Julius Anglickas

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Which philosopher best encapsulates the ideologies of /heem/ as a collective?

Nate proved to be a mega drawl so far in the embedded and the interview

drawlets seething

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You just know.

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because it's fucking weird, you use the shoes outside

Tibau outstruck him 28-25 overall and 15-13 on head strikes

Khabib was 0 of 13 on takedowns, Tibau was 1 of 6

Rogan's commentary expressed his complete shock at the decision. (Later while sucking off Khabib for muh unduhfeed'd he claimed to not remember the fight because Rogan is an absolute faggot)

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khabib got taken down by tibau then got gifted with a decision, tony rocked him on the feet then submitted him, tibau was roided
khabib got almost knocked out by michael johnson then was gifted with a decision, tony was piecing him up until he broke his hand and lost the decision

>Jack Slack
Another degenerate MMA commie.

Charlamagne tha god

So glad she delayed her career flushing last weekend

I come from the School of Schaub

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>gifted with a decision
>michael johnson
didn't he submit him you mong?

so what dude you probably do some weird shit don't see me cringeplaining about it

Max Stirner.

Not sure how she managed to get 3 losses in a row, she looked really promising early on. Hopefully she changes camps/gyms.

Is there a way we could petition to force Schaub to make a comeback to the UFC? They need to run Schuab-Rothwell 2, there is unfinished business.

Tibau. Doesn't mean shit tho unfortunately

yeah i shit on the floor, because why not? it's the same as shoes outside and inside

Schaub's making too much money now.

>Looking for a fight
Hehe

>Nate Diaz is vegan
Carnivornes seething. "Yeah but he ate eggs once I saw it on a video!" COPE harder fags.

Based and truthpilled Amen

>there is unfinished business
Schaub still has a few braincells left

I SAID NO PUN INTENDED

Why do ppl think cowboy is good

inexperience and tough matchups

>muh heart
>muh fights all the time
>muh classy cowboy

He wasn't making any money pre-CTE. It's CTE that made him rich. Maybe if he got even more brain injury, he'd be even more successful.

He's a gatekeeper, nothing wrong with that. He also never bitches and schemes for favorable matchups like 90% of the faggots today.

respect

because you're indoors
is your floor made of rocks or something
do you sleep in them too ?

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Macedo vs. Albu is the fight we need

gross dude

He said French

Because he would beat about 75% of the current Lightweight and Welterweight roster. He's a very good fighter, just not elite/champion material.

so what

all americans gas out

Macedo vs Ostovich is the fight our dicks need.

didn't you ever stop to think on why you never see jewish fighters?

>Friendship Cowdad!!!!
>It's so ebninb that he gets flushed 4 times a year!!!!

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Lithuania has become the worst poster, worse than Germany surprisingly.

look mum i posted the bearded boy

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>He called her Valentina Snoozechenko omg sassy Slacky!!!

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I'm OK with this

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This has absolutely nothing to do with what Jewdan Petershit talks about you pseud, you just saw two faggots arguing philosophy on Yea Forums and attached him to it because thats as far as your philosophical and logical sensibilities go

link to the discord?

He’s a pescatarian

Rothwell is fighting Struve

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holy shit just shut the fuck up already you geek. Unironically have sex

Agreed, Brendan needs to have all his brain cells flushed completely. Wonder if he would be a drawl?

Wrong. I just recognised some very specific phrases that basically scream "I know nothing about philosophy but feel the need the regurgitate shit I hear on Jordan Peterson videos".

I mostly post on Yea Forums I literally only use this board for /heem/. Go read a book moron.

>arguing philosophy
I would hardly call it that

Dilate

All you’re doing is admitting your philosophical understanding is about as deep as a Petershit video and even then youre too dumb to grasp it

>lit
Pseud central

Your test is too low to understand my posts

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Khabibau

Tibib

Brapentina Stenchenko is based

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>All you’re doing is admitting your philosophical understanding is about as deep as a Petershit video and even then youre too dumb to grasp it
No it isn't. You're dumb and can't read. It's not possible for someone with this bad a reading comprehension to get through even basic philosophy books.

>Pseud central
And they talk about philosophy, so your comment that "you just saw two faggots arguing philosophy on Yea Forums and attached him to it because thats as far as your philosophical and logical sensibilities go" is wrong.

Let's see how many times you're going to err on the next reply. I'm sure it'll be impressive.

Why does Jon keep ducking this guy?

Unironically Nietzsche. War Machine had a Nietzsche tattoo.
Stirner wrote one book complaining about morals. He was a brainlet school teacher.

He doesn't want to be charged with murder for killing someone in the octagon

philosophy is fake and gay

Thoughts on pettis-diaz?

I got Diaz by tko in the second

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Costa is getting fucking heem'd and the hue will cry about it

Lads somebody hold me back, I think I'm about to beat women

Vegans are total virtue signaling fags.

The lifestyle is only even possible because of industrial mass produced garbage.

Losers drinking soda and eating chips thinking they're saving the world.

Danis would snap off Jon's leg and take it home with him

I'm still pissed that Thompson got a few years shaved off his career because of dumbass Pettis

They’re both awful in an empty division. Hermansson and Cannonier would beat both easy.

what is this sport called

scarecrow smash

>Diaz
>tko in the second
Don't think Pettis is gonna gas in second.

discordapp.com/invite/4MPhHh

Smiff would heem Danis

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>Nate Diaz is a vegan
Glad I picked against that pillowfisted skinny fat gatekeeper then

I would lots of money for the footage

for some reason people totally forgot how ass pettis looked until he got the ko on wonderboy. he got beat up for almost 3 whole rounds until he got the random ko. diaz will beat him easy

Danis vs Walker
who outmemes who

OH NO NO NOOOOO

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anus vs walker

People forgot how ass Nate looked against Canor too

god just imagine youtube.com/watch?v=wICMBuhYhcQ

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Danis is going to be UFC champion one day.

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I thought Struve retired?

imagine what dude

"When liberty is mentioned, we must always be careful to observe whether it is not really the assertion of private interests which is thereby designated." - Dillon Danis

Based.

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Oh look, the pseud retard is too dishonest and desperate to ignore the concept of an implication. I can’t imagine you’re unassisted right now using a keyboard if you’re sincerely that dumb

>And they talk about philosophy, so your comment that "you just saw two faggots arguing philosophy on Yea Forums and attached him to it because thats as far as your philosophical and logical sensibilities go" is wrong.
And that’s why you have the cerebral depth of a puddle and cant understand what they’re saying so you just assume because its pseud central, that its smart

That's a tranny.

"When we hear the ancient bells growling on a Sunday morning we ask ourselves: Is it really possible! This, for a jew, crucified two thousand years ago, who said he was God's son? The proof of such a claim is lacking. Certainly the Christian religion is an antiquity projected into our times from remote prehistory; and the fact that the claim is believed - whereas one is otherwise so strict in examining pretensions - is perhaps the most ancient piece of this heritage. A god who begets children with a mortal woman; a sage who bids men work no more, have no more courts, but look for the signs of the impending end of the world; a justice that accepts the innocent as a vicarious sacrifice; someone who orders his disciples to drink his blood; prayers for miraculous interventions; sins perpetrated against a god, atoned for by a god; fear of a beyond to which death is the portal; the form of the cross as a symbol in a time that no longer knows the function and ignominy of the cross -- how ghoulishly all this touches us, as if from the tomb of a primeval past! Can one believe that such things are still believed?" Said Nurmagomedov.

Strongest turtle defense in the game

Snore. You lost. Move on.

I hope so.

"Whoever will be free must make himself free. Freedom is no fairy gift to fall into a man's lap. What is freedom? To have the will to be responsible for one's self." - Dillon Danis

Pettis via headkick would unleash the salt mines.

"The fundamental problem of political philosophy is still precisely the one that Spinoza saw so clearly (and that Wilhelm Reich rediscovered): Why do men fight for their servitude as stubbornly as though it were their salvation?" - Dillon Danis

Gooby has nice quads

"I wonder, Madam," Said Nurmagomedov "that you have not penetration to see the strong inducement to this excess; for he who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man."

"An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind." Said Nurmagomedov.

Exactly what I expected from a retard like you. Cowering away like a little pseud bitch once he realized he couldnt strawman and pretend to be retarded

"Ayo holla at yo boy It iz what it iz haha blessed is best" - Soren Kierkegaard

get rid of judges, handcuff one wrist to each other if the fight hasn't finished after 15 minutes

"human cluster, and at the same time, we are bursting out of this situation. The question which poses itself then is one of the conditions which allow the acceptance of the other, the acceptance of a subjective pluralism. It is a matter not only of tolerating another group, another ethnicity, another sex, but also of a desire for dissensus, otherness, difference. Accepting otherness is a question not so much of right as of desire. This acceptance is possible precisely on the condition of assuming the multiplicity within oneself." - Dillon Danis

"Every man is rich or poor according to the proportion between his desires and his enjoyments; any enlargement of wishes is therefore equally destructive to happiness with the diminution of possession, and he that teaches another to long for what he never shall obtain is no less an enemy to his quiet than if he had robbed him of part of his patrimony." Said Nurmagomedov.

Nate hasn't fought in over 3 years. Pettis getting a finish here wouldn't be surprising in the least.

John Danaher bans a few tactics in his gym because they're too dangerous. Why doesn't someone specialize in those moves for MMA?

The man is aesthetic as fuark, well except for his absurdly high pecs, but even that kinda works somehow.

I just can't hate Dana

"A man sometimes starts up a patriot, only by disseminating discontent, and propagating reports of secret influence, of dangerous counsels, of violated rights, and encroaching usurpation. This practice is no certain note of patriotism. To instigate the populace with rage beyond the provocation, is to suspend publick happiness, if not to destroy it. He is no lover of his country, that unnecessarily disturbs its peace. Few errours and few faults of government, can justify an appeal to the rabble; who ought not to judge of what they cannot understand, and whose opinions are not propagated by reason, but caught by contagion. The fallaciousness of this note of patriotism is particularly apparent, when the clamour continues after the evil is past." Said Nurmagomedov.

Small joint manipulation is illegal

>YOURE TALKING PHILOSOPHY OUTSIDE /SHIT/?!?!? YOU CANT DO THAT THATS DADDY JPS TURF!!

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"Listen to the cry of a woman in labor at the hour of giving birth - look at the dying man's struggle at his last extremity, and then tell me whether something that begins and ends thus could be intended for enjoyment." - Dillon Danis

grow up

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Nah BJJ specialists are getting flushed left and right to the point where BJJ is a meme. Colby called it for exactly what it is, a scam.

im talking about flying techniques and various trips and leg entries

Like what

"Wickedness is always easier than virtue; for it takes the short cut to everything." Said Nurmagomedov.

Dana White Choose Slaves

"A man ought to read just as inclination leads him; for what he reads as a task will do him little good." -Said Nurmagomedov

President White delivered the 272 word Vegas Address on November 19, 1863 at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas, Nevada.

"Fourscore and seven years ago Zuffa brought forth, on this continent, a new promotion, conceived in blood, and dedicated to the proposition that all heems are created equal. Now we are engaged in a great war, testing whether that story, or any story so conceived, and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that canvas, as a final resting-place for those who here gave their chins, that that story might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this. But, in a larger sense, we cannot dedicate, we cannot consecrate—we cannot hallow—this ground. The brave men, living and heemed, who struggled here, have consecrated it far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the unheemed, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us—that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they here gave the last full measure of devotion—that we here highly resolve that those defeated shall not have been wrestlefucked in vain—that this story, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom, and that promotion of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth."

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This is the type of guy who older, wealthier women go on sex tourism trips to be with.

>JON JONES PLEASE LET ME SUCK THE PUS OUT OF THE HERPES SORES ON YOUR COCK

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why would that guy fuck dried up roastie hags

caz

because he can

They have the Southern Cross on their flag.

>Turbo dyke angst
yikes + imagine the smell

any engagement of uncontrolled full body weight

>RAFAEL DOS ANJOS PLEASE STOMP ON MY GOLDEN BROWN NUTS UNTIL I START JIZZING OUT OF MY NOSE

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doubt, he has a magnificent menagerie of macacos to choose from

He was born in a shithole country.

Because he's a high test specimen.

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BASED
Also goodnight HEEM, tell me what I should dream about

my hog

I hate to break down to you user but USA is a third world country. don't reply to my post please.

well you're the expert after all

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>Cazzies dont know that Diaz are vegan

what the fuck even 196ers know this shit,your 2 is glowing

Diaz isn't vegan lmao.

>bruh duck jannies and moss they le do it for free
Spergs start sperging
>aaagj jannies, moss save me, they hur my fee fees :'(
Just ignore them you stupid drama loving cunt
>please come pozz my sissy asshole
No thanks faggot, kill yourself

*flush*

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Disgraceful

Danis owns /heem/

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He did that shit on purpose, he knew that he couldn't bang with Tony and took the easy way out. I can't blame him for it, Tony's moniker is El cucuy for a reason.

They have never been vegan, theyve called themselves that in the past because they dont eat land animals and don’t consider seafood to be bad or meat

>tfw Artem sells more ppvs than Drainpipe Daniel and Nate Diarrheaz

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Who is an up and coming lesser known MMA prospect on your radar?

sherdog.com/fighter/Wendell-Sneed-179077

Based

Sure he did, sweetbuns

my girl gillian subs canchenko in the 1st
biggest upset of 2020

>mfw the UFC buys Artem's contract out and gives him a main event on ESPN+

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she reminds me of anthony smith

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I've never seen the goof from that angle.

how do the Pettis brothers act and sound so fucking white

No one would do that to themselves on purpose.

They're from Wisconsin

so is rose

Can someone post cutpuppies?

Preferably joanna the sexy gremlin

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Can somebody give a quick rundown on status of micro&nanomouses being able to learn?

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Almost all the teenage gangsters ik who arent retarded grow older to have wyboi mannerisms

Punished Cerrone will dominate.

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Stipe used to be my boy but he sat out and bitched for a year. Now I'm team DC

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mfw spammy posts about punisherbass

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Is she done pretending to be a fighter?

Milwaukee's finest
youtube.com/watch?v=5sCLTNV1rc0

mfw spammy posts trannies

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You said he looked white yesterday. I have to disagree.

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HHHNGHHGHGH MUH DIIIIIIIK
based jewish ''doctors''

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*quits*

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streamable.com/plqgo

Were the vegans right?

holy FUCK

that boy dead

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HEEM PLANKY

what an absolute fuckdoll

Pettis decision

imagine waking up one day, thinking it'll be a casual wednesday, and you end up getting killed by a cow hitting you in the head

As someone who lives in a third world country and knows what that's like. Yeah no, the US is pretty fucking far from being a third world country.

kek

Italy and ireland ur dead to me
Fuck you dirty manlets
One bad word about sleepay and i swear to allah ill personally bomb both ur countries to the dust

So why do millions of Latin American shitholers keep showing up in droves to come here?

such is life in the third world

>Roast Beefed

feels like home

Niggers btfo by the twin bwc

What do you care, Stipe is an American.

imagine waking up one day, walking into a wal-mart, and walking out alive

Don't they miss the beheadings?

such is life with the second amendment

>croatia we got a champion
>Being this new
Miss me with ur gay talk ya turk

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Gustaffson beating the shit out of jones in their first fight was the funniest shit i've ever seen, why did he choke the second time around?

Got kneed in the balls and wilted like he always does, except it would happen in the championship rounds in the past.
Smith fought a flushed Gustafsson with one foot out the door.

What a wonderful show to be treated to.

Because Jon got better, Gus was flushed, and he didn’t actually do as well as everyone pretended the first time around

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Jones was probably right when he said he didnt train much for thwor first fight
I thought back then he lost it, but jones proved he was a way better figbter and the 1st was indeed a fluke

instagram.com/p/B09nOEkAV6D/
is she the best athlete at 115 pounds?

>Because Jon got better, Gus was flushed

This is a great take.

gus was never good

Oh my god, you illiterate bastard. Get some reading comprehension.

Smith wins the rematch

Imagine getting heemed by a Swede. I would literally kill myself I'd be so embarrassed.

What?

That is the gayest thing I've seen today and I fapped to actual gay porn earlier.

Jones getting better and Gus being flushed were two different points, they weren't related in the way you interpreted it. Do you understand?

the other thread isn't even done you fucking autists

Holy fucking shit the biggest MMA story of the year just dropped

bloodyelbow.com/2019/8/13/20758629/ufc-lawsuit-docs-reveal-joe-silva-negotiation-tactics-nick-diaz-roy-nelson-hector-lombard-mma-news

Have something wholesome.

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Do it again bomber Hrgovic

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Silva’s negotiating style is also on display in emails from April 2010, when he discussed his approach to trying to re-sign Nick Diaz (see Extract 4). “I lowballed them on purpose the first offer knowing they would turn it down,” wrote Silva. “How bout I come back with 29+29, 32+32, 35+35, 38+38. If they turn it down I put him in a prelim against a really tough guy for his last fight.”
lmao

Can you be a little more specific?

is this real ?

>Silva responded with, “If you can’t get Roy to do that deal tell him instead he can fight Dos Santos June 15 in Winnipeg on his last fight for 24+24. [I]f he turns that fight down it allows us to extend his contract.”
This is some ruthless shit

>Singer’s report quotes Silva, who explained that when Lombard was on the fourth fight of his eight-fight UFC contract, he stood to make $205,000 to show and $75,000 to win. However, Silva said he was able to convince Lombard to fight for less than half that amount ($100,000) in exchange for not being cut by the promotion.
JUST

Should never have been sanctioned this

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>He's a high test specimen
Dillon posters are such cucks

contender series in 2 hours don't forget to get your picks in

Cool tumblr post you teenage emo bitch

Damn Nate really is a cutbabby

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meanwhile i watch all of the events for free and bloody elbow employees are literally on food stamps

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I really don't understand this in kickboxing. This nigga is clearly shadowrealmed so even if he did manage to standup, why would you let him continue fighting?

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paulie explained this only mma fighters tap

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people going for a single leg on the ref might be my favorite thing in the sport

This is an even better example.

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Because they're not pussies, they're fighters.
Refs waving fights off is sheer faggotry of the highest order unless they're literally unable to defend themselves, they should always get 10 seconds to fight on

youtu.be/om62XRraBbY

I'm an alpha male and I do alpha male shit
-aspen ladd

>unless they're literally unable to defend themselves
If they were able to defend themselves they wouldn't be on the fucking ground with a ref counting in their face

>he got knocked down therefore the fight's over
what kind of retarded logic is this
landing one good punch doesn't mean shit

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aspen ladd was born in Simi Valley, California. Her German-American father was an officer for the Los Angeles Police Department, while hier Mexican mother worked as a nurse and later became a work-at-home mother.[5] Due to her mother's drug addiction, Aspen Lad would often take care of her younger brothers and sisters.[5] When she was 13, Aspen Ladd unsuccessfully performed CPR on herfather.[6]

Stop bullying aspen ladd

fat piece of shit

In an actual FIGHT the guy is toast because he can get followed to the ground. Nobody is stepping in just because you get knocked down.

boxing is not fighting

>letting your dad die
guess fighting isnt the only thing she sucks at

Knockouts should be draws, I mean it could happen to anybody.

Imagine how much she ate when she was rehydrating. She was probably burping, Brapping, and taking big shits the night before the fight.

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aspen ladd? more like aspen badd

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Knockouts shouldn't end a fight unless the fighter regains consciousness and taps

It isn't real. He made it all up. Her mom is a British immigrant.

lmao

for sure dont get perma heemed by your weight cut, b

You guys got any lifelong injuries?

Just my broken hart

God I want to lick her armpit

Randleman was always shit at when he cut to LHW, it makes his record pretty deceptive

I've got this condition that will end my life in about 60-70 years.

weaponized autism and a beast of a work ethnic, b

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SAY GOODBYE TO ADESANYA

>Anonymous 08/14/19(Wed)01:27:11 No.94772667▶
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> It isn't real. He made it all up. Her mom is a British immigrant.
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>Anonymous 08/14/19(Wed)01:27:17 No.94772670▶
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> lmao
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>Anonymous 08/14/19(Wed)01:27:24 No.94772672▶
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> for sure dont get perma heemed by your weight cut, b
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>Anonymous 08/14/19(Wed)01:29:22 No.94772694▶
> You guys got any lifelong injuries?
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>Anonymous 08/14/19(Wed)01:29:54 No.94772700▶
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> Just my broken hart
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>Anonymous 08/14/19(Wed)01:30:46 No.94772710▶
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> God I want to lick her armpit
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>Anonymous 08/14/19(Wed)01:31:05 No.94772714▶
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> Randleman was always shit at when he cut to LHW, it makes his record pretty deceptive
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>Anonymous 08/14/19(Wed)01:31:10 No.94772715▶
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> I've got this condition that will end my life in about 60-70 years.
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> weaponized autism and a beast of a work ethnic, b

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I'm bald ang ugly

My knee is in constant pain after an old surgery. Broken hand which still causes me a lot of problems as well.

Paulo "The hairline eraser" Costa

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>Anonymous 08/14/19(Wed)01:10:03 No.94772472▶
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> Should never have been sanctioned this
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> Dillon posters are such cucks
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>Anonymous 08/14/19(Wed)01:11:47 No.94772488▶
> contender series in 2 hours don't forget to get your picks in
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>Anonymous 08/14/19(Wed)01:11:54 No.94772489▶
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> Cool tumblr post you teenage emo bitch
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>Anonymous 08/14/19(Wed)01:12:29 No.94772498▶
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> Damn Nate really is a cutbabby
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>Anonymous 08/14/19(Wed)01:14:10 No.94772512▶
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> meanwhile i watch all of the events for free and bloody elbow employees are literally on food stamps

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Yeah anti social autism
not bad for the amount of GAS hes pumping

Got a big day ahead of me. Can't wait to get home tonight and listen to this comfy cringe.

>DC will retire with ZERO belts
oh no no no

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All he's gotta do is shave his head and grow a beard in 3 years and he'll look like a proper bull again

i broke my hand and shattered my wrist heeming my sisters ex. they never healed the same and had to relearn how to write. the hand is still fucked

Bulls don't have beards bro that's cringe

>Anonymous 08/14/19(Wed)01:35:49 No.94772781▶
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> All he's gotta do is shave his head and grow a beard in 3 years and he'll look like a proper bull again
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>Anonymous 08/14/19(Wed)01:35:57 No.94772783▶
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> i broke my hand and shattered my wrist heeming my sisters ex. they never healed the same and had to relearn how to write. the hand is still fucked
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>Anonymous 08/14/19(Wed)01:37:09 No.94772798▶
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> Bulls don't have beards bro that's cringe
>Anonymous 08/14/19(Wed)01:35:49 No.94772781▶
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>Anonymous 08/14/19(Wed)01:35:49 No.94772781▶
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>goteem
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>Anonymous 08/13/19(Tue)22:11:19 No.94769228▶
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> tell me about it, even the Holloway mini dick discussion was better than this shit
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>Anonymous 08/13/19(Tue)22:13:09 No.94769258▶
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> still can't believe burgers unironically wear shoes indoors
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> It's only some, but it is pretty common. I don't wear shoes in doors, but I know a lot of people do.
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> He lost to Lineker
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>Anonymous 08/13/19(Tue)22:18:15 No.94769346▶
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> lay off the proxy spammy
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>Anonymous 08/13/19(Tue)22:18:47 No.94769354▶
> Jack Slack furiously masturbates to the thought of being Valentina's brapslave
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>Anonymous 08/13/19(Tue)22:19:59

Derek Schott
@Punisher_Bass

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This humidity is fucking hell. I hate getting out of the shower and feeling sticky again a half hour later.
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This humidity is fucking hell. I hate getting out of the shower and feeling sticky again a half hour later.
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spammy can i have a (you)

You sound like an expert

>thread wars

Derek Schott
@Punisher_Bass

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This humidity is fucking hell. I hate getting out of the shower and feeling sticky again a half hour later.
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@Punisher_Bass

This humidity is fucking hell. I hate getting out of the shower and feeling sticky again a half hour later.
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@Punisher_Bass

This humidity is fucking hell. I hate getting out of the shower and feeling sticky again a half hour later.
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@Punisher_Bass

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>Why, yes. What gave it away?

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Fused vertebrae in my neck, else would unironically be BJJ black belt ADCC absolutes champ

>If you don't like the first fight I offer you, you're sure as shit not going to like the second one
Roaring

>Anonymous 08/14/19(Wed)01:46:40 No.94772910▶
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>Anonymous 08/14/19(Wed)01:46:40 No.94772910▶
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>Anonymous 08/14/19(Wed)01:46:40 No.94772910▶
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>Anonymous 08/14/19(Wed)01:46:40 No.94772910▶
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>Anonymous 08/14/19(Wed)01:46:40 No.94772910▶
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>Anonymous 08/14/19(Wed)01:46:40 No.94772910▶
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NEW

Is he here right now?

>Has a beard
That giga Chad must be a cuck

NEW THREAD

you disgust me

>Johnny Walker
>Paulo Costa
>Zashit Memegomedsharipoo
>Nathaniel "The Prospect" Wood
4 non-flushed prospects off the top of my head that I'm monitoring

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The success of Chuck "SMALL STIFF IDIOT" Lidl, really shows that MMA is the Lidl of combat sports. Cheap off brand trash. Imagine having that plodder as one of your greats. Embarrassing.

Johnny and paulo are preflushed.
>nate wood
Literally who?

I love kevin lees double take in this

>Johnny and paulo are preflushed.
meaningless drivel

>doesn't know Nathaniel Wood
you're expecting me to take a cazzie's opinion seriously?

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>look him up
>5'6 bantamweight
Got any other hot wmma prospects?

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early mate

Talking about cum in the OP?

this is going to be a very bad weight cut
instagram.com/p/B1Gt6vLA7Ry/

Don't summon the "German"

what does that mean?

mommy

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Diaz heems Pettis
DC heems stipe by wrestlefuck

How much do they get paid for these product posts?

>What's the purpose of the bump limit, Joe?

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they get points towards a new 2020 civic

I've made a non-perverted thread because /heem/ is a Christian general
Also, the leaf thread is too early, which is something we should discourage

Thank you

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>It's to... Make it so people don't post in the same thread anymore, right?

Oh look, a second shit early thread

fag

>made up
it's literally copied from war machine's wikipedia you cazzies

>making your instagram profile public is bravery and worthy of respect
Is dana schizophrenic?

the chick holding the bucket was an absolute unit