August Heat edition
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ok, im here, where is hockey?
Every day.
go team
*skates around you*
The best Hughes.
hello i am here. how was your day /hoc/? mine was good, thank you.
Based ince.... wait a minute
i just realized that this has enough pixels to be perfect for pixelzone
average day 5/10
thanks for asking
i look forward to seeing it
I had one (1) secondary assist in my men's league game tonight in which we won 11-5. And they say sunbelters can't play hockey....
it has a penis
what was your corsi rating tho?
is this peak comfy?
if it was snowing, yes
No that's like a 6.5/10, without the view 5.5.
ça sent la coupe
The best possible value
i would bot if i knew how
looks shit
You how to well, sir
reminder that caillou had cancer or whatever
No Gatlinburg, Tennessee is.
Reddit: the song
HURRY BOY, SHE WAITING THERE FOR YOU
desu
W-where
i must speak with fibdland IMMEDIATELY it is of utmost importance
brehs...........
Starting to think there's no point in living past 30
hes dreaming of bulju right now
that's better.
40 on the 13 of September
>it's worth it unless your worthless
stop spamming these fucking irrelevant reddit gifs you fucking dick sucking faggot.
Been watching a lot of Survivor Man lately
I told you last thread he's kil
fuck you, complain to management
why do >rags fans get their dicks hard over the following
>overpaying a russian winger whos about to enter his 30's
>winnichug defenseman who cant defend
>"MUH KAKKO"
>adam fox (who?)
>still 0 answers for center depth
>still no defenseman
>still held by the old man lundqvist and a fucking bulgarian
I got something you can beat
>getting upset at nothing
canes fans i swear
just turned on the frasier stream
basé et rougepillulé
Let's see it, lad
fun fact: i've smoked weed with caillou's voice actor, which is a lady btw
because
o6
ny
top 3 in revenue
muh celebrities or whatever
muh msg
etc
he's busy cumming in children's panties to post on /hoc/
Thots are NOT allowed in /hoc/.
most voice actors who portray a young boy are desu
based thots making incels SEETHE
Then I guess no more Taylor Swift pics
thoughts?
yet the islanders, despite losing lehner, are in a better shape than them, have a new arena coming, have a shit ton of youth on the way, and have a proper coaching staff (minus gomez hes actual shit)
thats not one of chambers ayys
Seattle ______
Average east european woman. Wife material. Not an ayy. Not a thot.
i just wanna dance bros
poo in loo never
street shitting only for me
I will become poo
Comfy is just a code word for boring desu
ass eaters
shut the fuck up
seattle underscores
did you fugg her?
Thread theme
Ya boiling
Wrong
based
THE MINNEAPOLIS PURPLE RAINS
>just an idea
youtube.com
nah she's twice my age
And?
i didn't
excuses
Eat got something for all the ass eaters
If I fucked caillous voice actor all I would be able to think about while she screamed my name is that little bald headed dipshit
like blastophores; everyone human begins as one
If we wanted to hear excuses we'd go down to the court house and apply for jury duty
from wiki:
>A common criticism towards the series is the petulant and spoiled behaviour of the titular character, the lack of consequences Caillou is given for it and the poor parenting presented in the parent characters.[21] As Hopper explained, "This has understandably led to theories that this is an accurate portrayal of Canadian parenting and that Canada is raising a generation of psychopaths. Or that Caillou's parents are so blasted on Canadian weed that they are unable to summon the presence of mind necessary to properly discipline their child."[21]
KEK
i got selected for jury duty once but the case got settled before it went to trial and i didnt need to go
DID YOU FUGG A JURY
Guys, what's icing?
when you eat ass and there's leftovers
Me irl
that gross shit on cakes.
this is why pie kicks cakes ass
Same. I was actually ind of hyped for it. But one day I got a phone call blah blah blah, it's been cancelled no need to show up.
It was a nice talking point while it lasted.
I live in one of the lowest crime rated towns in Canada so I don’t need to worry about getting jury duty
that's not how it works fuck nuts.
You could still get called for a civil case, which would most likely be boring af
shan't imagine living in some dusty shanty in c*n*d*
Legit question to rural Americans. How do I kill 30-50 feral hogs that run into my yard within 3-5 minutes while my small kids play?
redditt meme
kinetic bombardment is the only way
It's what happens when I don't pull out when I spend the night with Canada's mom
>be goalie.
>don’t wear helmet.
youtu.be
The fuck?
Attach remote detonated explosives to your children; then, when the hogs inevitably charge them, pull the trigger
test
based
DJ play some Steely Dan please
what is this hobbit shit?
no
business idea: from ashy to classy
This is the power of /hoc/?!
SAD!
this is sad... leave
business idea: competitive ass eating
What should I fap to tonight?
...
bisexual cuck porn
Where's migraine leaf? You feeling any better bro?
I have sets of ideas
how do you win?
bonnie rotten shitting out her own anus
Get the fuck out of here Marchand
hilary knight feet
post inspiration
MIA
>being an island cuck
that's scary
i invented hilary knight feet
did u photoshp ur eyz?
yet that's the bet picture you have to offer
you should go back to the drawing board
BUST
fine i won't share my hilary knight collection with you
SHE'S NEVER
SHE'S NEVER SATISFIED
did you hit the gym today?
i hit your mom today
i hit my gf from the back iykwim
my bongs name is Jim, so yes
calm down kyle
not many people are named kyle around here, the quebec equivalent would be steve
i would also like to express my fondness for that particular beer
Look at what I got today
WE ARE HERE TO DRINK YOUR BEER
>youtube.com
after you, sir
for 5$ I hope
Her tits are disgusting
know how i know you're gay?
Reminder that you have to literally have crippling autism to be a foot faggot
I know, why cant they sag evenly like yours?
Lads I just had a shit so big my anus bled a little bit. Should I be worried?
no you probably just pulled some anus hairs
Nah it was a bit more than that
Wearing a pic of a man on my chest and a man's name on my back?
your boyfriend told me
lube up more before you get plowed
my torontos are usually spotless. i just make 1 safety wipe to make sure its all clean and im done.
is your image supposed to support your claim?
that's a funny way to spell "edmonton"
business idea: balls of steel
*farts*
comfy is just a code word for boring desu
YOU ARE CORECT, SIR
go knights
Having impure thoughts lads
>comfy is just a code word for boring desu
Is just code word for I'm unhappy
about benis?
just woke up. it was a rainy night. *sips*
reach for the weed, lads
what's the score?
1 two 3
Is Europe still melting?
>caring about Europe
Nope
tool is fucking gay
Hey there /hoc/ whats it like in >rags york city Im a thousand miles away and kakko looks so shity, yes its true
>not caring about your ancestral homeland
singes of truth
I was just joking guys, I like some Europeans
Extremely limited doses for me
based comfy poster
>i'm naked and fearless
god morgon sweden.
huomenta finlan
god morgon min vän
otter posting is taking off
otters are incredibly based
so true
huomenta
for my money the best wang chung song is dance hall days
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Watching stone colds new show lads
i think our /cric/ friends need us again lads.
shant they’re mean bullies and aren’t even white
had a good workout lads
I used to squat 5 reps at 275...
I got a girlfriend and now I squat 5 reps at 195
My bench also went 5x225 to 5x190
little unknown fact is that otters are incredibly smelly, mostly due to their seafood diet. their torontos are potent
what the fuck is that swans problem?
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that's not bad. i recently reached lmao2plate for deadlifts, and close to it on bench. my squat is incredibly sad though, i never bothered with it when i was younger so i basically had to start from the beginning
>when /cric/ looks for validation
he's a filthy commie
I would recommend you do 5x5 program.
Don’t fool yourself into doing an intermediate program yet.
I was able to be strong enough to do madcow but now that I’ve become a slob I think I need to go back to beginner programming and start over
i just do PPL now, it's going pretty well and i'm seeing substantial gainz. my squat will eventually catch up, it's basically just a side effect from ignoring leg days back when i used to lift years ago
>he doesn't stand with our /cric/ bros
Dogs are too pure for this world
Best of luck mate, I’ve never done PPL myself but maybe I’ll give it a crack in the future.
For me, it’s just getting in there but I got roped up with a gains goblin and I look like poo nowadays :(
Stop talking like faggots
Frick off
pussy. love pussy
ppl is great. the tl;dr is that splits are dumb because there's plenty of exercises that share the same muscle activation, so for example if you do chest mondays shoulders tuesday you're not giving yourself ample recovery time because both days require that you use all your push muscles. so if you just group all these exercises that work together you end up with push/pull/legs which gives you enough recovery time to hit them twice a week, which the science says it's proven to give you a 30% increase in muscle gain
i only started going again a few month ago myself, gotta just go m8 it's completely worth it. i forgot how much i enjoy a good workout, and how great you feel after
>when you find out they're siblings
Sometimes I catch myself looking at shit that turns me on all day. The cumbrain is real, I gotta stop
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wtf i thought we were doing the YMCA
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He drinks a Whiskey drink, he drinks a Vodka drink
He drinks a Lager drink, he drinks a Cider drink
He sings the songs that remind him of the good times
He sings the songs that remind him of the better times
DANNY BOY
I
they were always too close for comfort. You just know they.... you know...
:)
going to the gym lads
good luck
>you will never experience anything this wholesome in your life
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR
which episode of TPB should i watch tonight?
someone give me a meme bracket and i shall simulate it
go to sleep and get a full nights rest instead
>forgot i had access to chel 20 beta
well shit
>playstation
absolute grim library you got there
yeah i don't use my ps4 at all anymore, just the occasional chel franchise mode fucking around
i can spend hours thinkening about pusy
dont really have the urge for more sex
Can't say I'm a very big fan of the Eastern Conference
don't think I like any eastern conference team to be honest. Not even top 10
will we fuck
Y
nah
U
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retards
rude
finland entertain me
did user get to speak to finland yet. he said it was urgent
ebin :D
The Seattle Feral Hogs
is seth jones norris caliber?
way too young
Would I be able to take down 30-50 feral hogs within 3-5 minutes?
Lads. I have to shit. I can feel it in my abdomen. It doesn't want to come out. What do I do?
fugg
cup of coffee?
ya know, that feral hog lady had a good point.
this and taco bell
Chinese laxatives
who
RPH
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someone make some good posts
ok
Elias Pettersson
Arizona Coyotes
>rags
Seriously? The HogTwins?! Fuck, they can't even crack /fit/ these days.
lollllllllllllllllll
who here is a member of the pen 15 club?
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bracket is that you m8?
seriously who is this supposed to be
B
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abhorrent.
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yup time for a cup soon
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there, it's done
.....suomi
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post Finnish BVLLS
Why is hockey irrelevant?
literal autism in this thread.
I feel at home.
we are relevant
LOOK HERE LOOK LISTEN
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close enough
coffee everyone
zesty lime flavored sparkling deer park for me thx
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whats good evening in finn lads?
dunno but it's تصبح على خير in swedish
Hyvää iltaa
i'm glad to be friends with binland
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samefag
waiting for a finn, or at the very least someone from UP michigan to answer my question
today i learned aussies are weak to milk crates lads.
and ice m8
ice ice hockey
and i meant every word i said
when i said that i love you
i meant that i love you forever
puss och kram
sweden more like SWEETen :3
Guys, my pucks are dirty
lick em, like you would my balls
Now THIS is friends posting
Also, this post takes me back to the good ol' days of MSN messenger and staying up late on school nights and chatting with cute girls
God ettermiddag venner
*slurk*
God eftermiddag Norge
*slurp*
Woke up too early because I had a really vivid dream where the right side of my jaw was blown off by a sniper, and the rest of the dream was me just stumbling around, still alive, as other parts of my body seemed to stop working from the shock or blood loss. I could feel the open wound where half of my jaw used to be with my tongue, and from the air against it.
Couldn't fall back to sleep after that.
Every night is like this.
Sure it was a sniper and not a Chara slappy?
Sorry, bad joke. I'm sorry you have to go through this. But you are here with friends now.
is the moral of this story that the government hates families?
i don’t get it
Nah, it's that Trump supporters are retards
Based Thor punishing the Finns for their sins while leaving Norge alone.
>couldnt even get the GET
does norge do anything right these days?
?
i'm here lmao
whats its like being a norse god?
Is this how you keep all the bvlls in the locker room satisfied and happy?
he okay?
Thinking about new things to think about, but can't think of anything.
think about this
*unzips*
Try to write a book.
Make it some magical Norwegian story with a village in the mountains fighting against trolls and dragons or some shit.
thought of the day: "benis"
Putting pucks shallow
Took a poo in a restaurant and didn’t flush
What a terrible idea. Would just as soon have not thought of that one.
business idea: make Risto a power forward
... in Liiga.
business idea: make this guy the new GM of Columbus
Business idea
Make josh Anderson a sniper
Uhhh how did you know I was ted
Because there's a little ted in all of us.
Where are my (you)'s?
What is wrong with her lips?
She's got one of these, it's to help her keep from swallowing her tongue when the e kicks in
I think she has a pacifier in her mouth for... some reason.
>no hocker
hey hey
>pas de l'hockey
merde
I've taken mountains of e and never swallowed my tongue
I don't really know why faggots suck on those when they're rolling I was just memeing
it's so they don't grind their teeth
Stay drug free /hoc/
do all the drugs /hoc/
hockey
>I didn't mean to kill him when I pushed him off the bus. t. cadesha
mission failed: we'll get em next time
go perds
>another missed get by /hoc/
colour me surprised
How is this not animal abuse?
same game lol?
>the queens english
are you a leaf abroad?
They were probably there for game six which was must win in their opinion
people don't find fish cute
No I just like easy (you)'s
they find colourful ones cute
based - I want to shotty a beer out of a catfish too
This doesn't seem ok
Fucking hill billy trash, sunbelt was a massive mistake
6-0 lmao
Would you consider it animal abuse to throw a steak onto the ice?
yeah fags maybe lmao
I would consider it a waste of a steak so yes
If that's the definition you're working with, then yes.
But legally no, it's not.
stay lonely nerds
fags are people too user
Sunbelt was a great success. Hillbillys are based
Sometimes morality and legislation don't always align.
t. sunbelt ex-pat
lul
Just made and ate pasta al limone for the first time. Why haven't I done this before? Was easy to make and delicious
is it halal?
I agree. Which is why I seperated the two.
What if the coyotes threw a dead dog on the ice? Would that be animal abuse? What if they butchered him into steaks first and then threw them on the ice? Having some big thinks over here sweden.
I guess so
Good thinks man, good thinks. Are we talking legislation or morality?
people dont care about rats, octopi or catfish
yes its animal abuse to throw their carcasses away for entertainment purposes, but no one would bother perusing punishment since they are not animals people commonly hold affection for
Those weren’t real rats user
Nashville is a trashy place is all I'm saying. That's why we call it trashville lmao.
I don't know what animal abuse laws are like in arizona or tennessee.
fish lol
fish aren't real
you cant prove that they were all fake
Sounds tasty
Me neither if I'm being honest with you.
Would make it for my /hoc/ friends
fish are stupid. kill them all I dont give a fuck
>laffs
A brief overview of arizona's laws doesn't indicate any law against the desecration or mistreatment of an animal's corpse although you could get into hot water for killing the animal if it wasn't done humanely.
I got a Skarm you can klipp right here
>just fuck up the entire ocean's ecosystem I don't give a fuck
based environment hating boomer
octopi are not fish
NERD
what a gay reply. you are a pussy
Makes sense. Depending on the specific situation I'm guessing it might go under disorderly conduct or something like that.
I reckon you aren't allowed to go around and kill any animal you want, even if you do it humanly
What's a skarm?
shut up dumb fucking city slicker
shouldn't you be getting pozzed by some pajeet immigrant leafs fan right now?
fish dont even taste good. useless animal
could you possibly seethe any harder
Shall watch Allsång på Skansen with Sven
yes, I've only just begun and the day is still young
t. tastelet
Is that the music show
>Allsång på Skansen after Lasse Berghagen
yikes (if I'm being honest with you)
Do you sing along at home?
making egg sand wiches
nice
pics
can you guys stop talking about food for 5 minutes?
why do you put sand in your food? fucking idiot
hold your horses, greg
Just ordered some pho
your mom in a bun
Sweden has the big gay.
Finished my first cup of coffee
big if true
Not any more, Finland is no longer part of Sweden
t. addict
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