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>Swimming isn't a real s-

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Someone explain to me why you’d spend thousands of hours making your body look like a statue and then ruin it with tattoos.

It's the best sport. My mom put me on these swimming schools when I was 6yo or something, now I have a proper body
I'm trying to convence her to swim too, but she prefers to be obese

Those tats are epic

Not everyone is a boomer

it's only a sport for men who want a good upper body. Don't let a woman swim though unless you want her triangle shaped.

The only women that should be allowed to compete in sports are women with nice asses and they should only be allowed to play volleyball (of both the indoor spandex and beach bikini varieties).

It’s 2019
Women can do what they like x

fag

idk, for guys it can look okay but with girls it's like spraypainting a smiley face on a Rembrandt

Would having that big of a chest help you at all as a swimmer? If anything it seems like it would make things harder.

>spray painting a smiley face on a Rembrandt
kek, I like that analogy

if anything, it's a reliable indicator that a chick is complete trash

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aposematism
also blue/green/purple hair and piercings anywhere other than the ear

>thousands of hours
Never gonna make it

>sport = big beefy men
why do americans feel this way?

dope

-need

To generate power for the swimming strokes

Why do incels get triggered by tattoos so much?

I wonder what steroids he’s been taking

Literally 1 minute a day to alcohol your skin and stick a needle in and you will look exactly like that with 0 hours of work. Not everyone is a cuck Puritan.

This desu. Tattoos are an immediate sign that a person is not worth getting to know.

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why are swimming caps so shit

Of course Israel is behind sn**d posting, who else could it be. You Jewish fucks have destroyed Yea Forums

No thanks.

Not true

hes stomach looks so bloated and odd

personally big fan of a belly button piercing, and don't mind a nipple piercing.

>and don't mind a nipple piercing.
so so so grim

its called roidgut

I ruined mine with tattoos years before I began trying to obtain Greek statue mode.

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You have brought shame on our glorious nation