Boston red sox at cleveland indians game thread

anyone see scared guerin lol

Why not?

Do you guys think spraying diarrhea all over a girl while she blows you is a good way to break up with them?

Sure.
There was a recommendation Yea Forums earlier for breaking up with a woman by taking her to a middle eastern country, and then suddenly leaving in the middle of the night with her luggage and passport.

Sounds a little more expensive than my idea

Yeah, but you won't become known by friends and family as the guy that's into scat with my idea.

Meh, I can just claim I was sick and that she isn't forgiving. Of course I will have told her it was on purpose but who would believe her

JBJ just keeps getting better

trade mookie jbj right now

I hate seeing sweat salt on their hats. Why don't these guys wash them? They get paid millions, have chains, yet wear dirty clothes. Disgusting.

is this some cleveland pasta or something

poopie

sorry i'm late did you guys hear the big news

why everyone give up

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yeah, I think I'm done for the year

did you hear the big news
did you hear the big news

found a pic of you...

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why'd it take them so long to put your post through

Yeaa that Jose homer kinda sealed this season for me

on to 2020

wtf how did u know......

they held mine in QA testing much longer than we commited and i figured it was a cross funtional interaction

wow,

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wtf you sql inject me again?

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i would ask, are you asking the right question

our sox are winning the WS AGAIN.

wtf is this real

brock STAR

the thoughts of jd leaving after this season

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should have traded his dumb trump loving ass

alright 50 year old

thats rich coming from known oldest poster in thread

wtf im anonymous how do u know how old i am im anonymous right now right?

i asked wally

BEAUTIFUL guerin

post

what about it

IDIOT XANDER YOU FUCKING RETARDED ARE YOU

i lick her butt

>base running

is there literally anything my red sox are good at

trade jd and make him defend his voting preferences

fielding expert

the red sox are fucking garbage

hey buddy im a red sox fan and ill have you know i agree tbqh

and that's GOOD

remy doing jom boy medium video live on nesn and you cliaming this booth is garbage

i dont claim its garbage, it IS garbage

red sox gotta lower themselves to trying to injure the fucking pitcher.

injuries are funny idiot

remy doing hilarious jom boy media vidoe live on your screen, narrating the lip read of lindor and umpire, to very funny effect, and you asserting this booth is garbage

fucking pathetic desu

old man trying to stay hipw ith kids very sad and not funny remy needs to retire

speaking of hip with the kids he wasa very hands off father if you recall gave a certain son not very much discipline and let do drugs

sorry im late were losing?

lsoing how? if you mean by score, yes

name me one metric by which red sock are not losing.....

number of good fans

Attendance.

my red sock could booty blast both of these teams...

me enjoying dog days of summer night watching my favorite home team lose, reinforcing in my mind a life time of cynicism and anhedonia

look at mr big words over here

the stomach can churn up any such words you please watching this style of baseball just one of the long slow charms of dying

for example, see jackie bradley jr slip over his own dumb feet

ok who sabotage jackie shoes

run much? HAHAHAHAHAHA

OMG RELEASE JBJ

reminds me of famous greek myth i'm quite familiar with and can quote at length if this poster wants, me , to quote a greek myth relevant to this situation off the top of my head,

Trojan horse?

trojan what mookie should hav e used to avoid making baby and giving baseball powers and hair away

leaf possessing a small scale lexicon no surprise

amusing post, simply addistint

if bat no hit ball you dont get points

i dont understand

how long until my red sock are eliminated so i can cheer for lose

wtf real or no

you start today if anything major happens ill let you know

blue team need change pitcher he throw ball bad

ball bad man PRESIDENT

why does every stadium advertise bobbleheads? is that an american thing? do they amuse you?

MLB is in the pocket of big bobble head

they're the most based give away, retart

>is that an american thing?
It's a baseball thing.

the bobbledovs have assumed control

if my cleveland indians lose im going to find a bobble head and JERK OFF on it cleveand indians poster btw here

somebody screen cap this post

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ah yes, just as in the myths themselves

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HATErS NOWHERE SEEN

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HELLO >jbj
JBJ HATER? ARE YOU THERE???

language to that pitcher

if a bobble head was really big enough anyone could fit in its pockets in fact you are able to concieve a bobble head so big that the entire populations fit and it breaks no laws of physics

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ok wait your dumb ass four months just waiting for the right post to post this image

>meme homer
release jbj

bobbleheads make me chuckle when they look nothing like player they are supposed to be

idiot never saw christin vazquez gnome

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uh yes i have shut the heck up nerd

homer from xander

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????????????

wtf you got to see red sox new closer in person??

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delete and make it say something funny retard

it said "mohegan sun" lmbo

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you turn into hernandez RIGHT NOW what u do

>Yea Forums creeping on the oppai loli

LMAO

THROW A FUCKING STRIKE

buy shelf space for future mvp's trophy

you do mean marco right

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day baseball in the dog days WORST BASEBALL 50220122 degrees out drink WAY TO MUCH can't see straight have to listen to IDIOT next to me screaming about chemtrails only nice part was when I woke up from my 90 proof coma i had a pack of baseball cards in my wallet must have been baseball card day at fenway

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what do you even do with a bobblehead? do you play with them? do you show them to your guests? do men courting women bring their bobblehead collection to a meeting and the one with the larger collection gets the girl?

ok not a terrible post

women are bad retard

ah yes this is my 1999 randy johnson. *sniffs bottom* what a wonderful vintage

You cum on them retard.

I seriously hope you guys all have at least one wally bobble head...

win one game

you sell them on ebay and buy crypto and wait for the crypto to go up and then sell the crypto and buy that vodka that comes in a big skull

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i had like 5 but i threw them all away because wally is gay and stupid

winning is bad retard

loooool

hope my red sox score runs

wtf

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Are his eyebrows real?

wow...

one of these players is still in the starting rotation.....one got BP'd today.....

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whys that

imagine having 4+ era pitchers

ok now what

dont think this is a fair comparison rick has been pitch for a contract all year meanwhile cashner been showing up to work literally drunk and no one cares since he played for orioles

ok but how many cy young does cashner have

another GREAT point

nolan ryan

now THATS a name

i have grady little bobble head

yes sir i would like to see your finest bobbleheads

you guys ever wonder why the human doesnt simply beat the computer at chess, with superior moves

wow....cora counter with sam travis DEVILISH move

feel like devilish posting was one of those meme style posts that fell into large hole in my brain and forgotten

to be frank a human is able to adapt and feels true emotion. two things a machine will NEVER do.

OFFICIALLY SAM TRAVIS COUNTER WOW

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brock holt 0-2

anyone remember royals game never end....

CANT STOP ME NOW JANNY IM THE BEST FAN IN BASEBALL REDSOX MAKE PLAYOFFS DUBS GET

FUCK JANNIES AND FUCK MODS

what if the bobbleheads were like pokemon? you put them on the ground and they turn life size and fight.

brock holt soft line out

why don't you fuck the computer if you like it so much?????

brock holt.....done in this town

to be frank, a computer is unable to adapt and feels no emotion

no i was with gf and want to watch red sox but we got chinese food and watch good will hunting instead

anyone remembers snapchat gf cheats and cucks that one poster

one poster become gf and never same again.....

o yeah that was weird too

yeah

Stop making threads

what would you do if you had 200 LARGE right now at this instant

Indians win again

200 large what

>walden

congrats on your blowout win indians

you know, 200 large, 200 clams

>walden no hit last 30 batters
literally perfect game

literally apologize for your shit eating words

probably offer them to family i dont eat seafood

president of maine clammers association has posted

heard your family of pigs eat slop

heard wrong stupid idiot

what about 200 bobbleheads?

how large

big ones

make them mech combine like power rangers

welcome to the hall of fame, here's your complementary bobblehead

remember 8th inning runner on 2nd 3rd brock holt line out

bobbleheads probably have listening devices in them.. mlb is a wing of the nsa

yeah that freaking sucked shit

im not going to do orange fool yet because i don't want to make back-to-back great posts in this thread while also not being entirely sure what OP was driving at
but that one is there and ready for you to just post it

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can they not stand up and shout in this serious situation....

anyone just see ump intentionall kick dirt on muslims

what the heck was the point of kicking that balll at muslim girl ump...

muslim gf missing from border cafe

BASED

sell them and buy furbys lol

freakin

typical boston crowd

theyre in cleveland

>unwrapped gum
>also grabbed something else to eat with it
what?

on October 1st i will gift my cora bobblehead and the original ellen goes to fenway print out to anyone i deem has been poster of the year

OMFG

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GO MOOKIE OMG

ANYONE

ONE X ONLY

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OH MY GOD

ONLY POSTING X ONCE SIMPLY POSTING IT ONE TIME AND NOT GETTING BANNED

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Y4ES YTES YUESY YESYYES

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explain this clevelandfags

DO SOMETHING BEN NINTENDO

how am i looki so far

BIG HIT HERE OK BENIN TENDY

kys

These kids are annoying.

ok now hope my red sox lose so i can go to bed

trade nintendo mookie jbj

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get aged hard dude

fucking GOD FUCKING DAMNIT that was our one chance now we're gonna lose

walkoff here for Lindor.

that the edited one

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Gleyber hit a ball that isn't coming back

stop posting this...

cheapest walk off i ever saw

wow ok thanks bp

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>Sux

fake and gay

GET FUCKED BOSTON!

good game red sock LOSE again bed time night night

FUCK DAVE AND FUCK JANNIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

anyone see bald indian comb over guy

Aaron Judge
Mike Stanton
The Great Bambino

unironically going to kill myself just like how im unironically from quincy

>red sux

no dont nesn needs posters

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>pitching to Santana with the game on the line.

They will never learn.

GG SOX

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Fun Fact: Cleveland beat Boston in the 1948 AL playoff and beat Boston in the 1948 WS.

how could i forget worst year in my life 1948 almost time for ted to get call bac kto kill koji

is it ok to never turn off computer