In no particular order: >Manchester United >Manchester City >Liverpool >Arsenal >Chelsea >Tottenham Hotspur >Everton >West Ham United >Leicester City >Leeds United >Aston Villa >Wolverhampton Wanderers >West Bromwich Albion >Blackburn Rovers >Newcastle United >Sunderland >Sheffield United >Sheffield Wednesday >Nottingham Forest >Derby County
Thoughts on this are appreciated.
P.S. I know some of you clever autists may recognise this; I accidentally put this in an existing thread instead of its oen thread because I was being a stupid autist, sorry
If you have villa (which you should always do in an ideal premier league) you have to have blues in I'm afraid
John Clark
it was either west brom or southampton. >Leeds United you can guess >Derby County I couldn't think of any better teams at the 20th place. Maybe Middlesborough? idk it was a tough call
Nicholas Ross
By getting more points than the teams below them. Glad to be of service.
Landon Hill
>west brom literally what is the fucking point of that yoyo tinpot waste of a club
Jacob Mitchell
>In no particular order
Nathaniel Harris
fair point, could replace west brom in that circumstance
Benjamin Thompson
>Premier league should be filled with a bunch of has-been Northern monkey teams like Derby, Wednesday and Leeds
Honestly you cunts are worse than the top 6.
Lucas Hughes
Child detected.
Jaxon Myers
Bin West Ham and West Brom, replace them with Portsmouth and Southampton.
Sebastian Stewart
I meant how some random northern shithole town had enough money in the first place to assemble a decent squad, its like having Batley or Yeovil in the prem, its just feels weird
>Portsmouth and Southampton Basically the same city so nah, agree with West Ham fucking off though
Colton Wood
>Basically the same city so nah Dumb cunt.
Landon Green
It's not all about the money, user.
Zachary Sullivan
done
Mason Lee
Updated list with feedback from anons >Manchester United >Manchester City >Liverpool >Arsenal >Chelsea >Tottenham Hotspur >Everton >Southampton >Leicester City >Leeds United >Aston Villa >Birmingham City >Wolverhampton Wanderers >Blackburn Rovers >Newcastle United >Sunderland >Sheffield United >Sheffield Wednesday >Nottingham Forest >Derby County
Angel Kelly
Based
Colton Gonzalez
>Batley I'm not even sure Batley has a football team at all.
To answer your question: got promoted first time round under Dyche with a freak season where none of their strongest XI got injured whatsoever, intentionally bombed the next season for those parachute payments and then signed Andre Gray for £9m despite being poor to get back into the PL.
Angel Moore
10/10 Would watch every match
Jack Martinez
>Blackburn Rovers Nothing club with no fans
Joseph Perez
same bro
ngl its soul sapping when you're watching Burnley vs Crystal Palace
Jason Anderson
Pretty much spot on, though switch Derby for Millwall just for the shits
In fairness they've got a bit of history winning the league twice and the cup and spent about half of their history in the top division. But yeah, as a place you can't really get less glamorous.
Jace Ortiz
drop the bottom three there and add Celtic, Rangers, and Aberdeen
Joseph Robinson
Out: Man City West Brom Sheffield United Sheffield Wednesday
In: Birmingham City Wimbledon Bolton Wanderers Portsmouth
They never sold out to sand niggers or jews, unlike most of the shithole city teams
Levi Allen
Don't belong there
Samuel Edwards
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Jace Wright
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Henry Torres
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