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Parker Perry
this is the thread
Noah Long
Stipe.
Connor Turner
Champ Shit Only
Ryder Martinez
We'll recycle this one when the next thread hits limit.
Liam White
For me, it Big Nog
Chase Collins
I voted Luque
Christian Stewart
I used to back Stipe, but the last six months he just came off like such a bitch now I want to see DC knock him out again
Jackson Flores
just a smooch /heem/
Brody Peterson
Perry was robbed
Christian Rodriguez
Sad
Parker Torres
I thought Luque took 1 and 3.
Ryder Hughes
schaub is absolutely FINISHED after this schaubumentary
Ryan James
Joseph Roberts
Danis bless this thread
Adrian Cruz
For me it's Brapentina Stenchenko
Camden Miller
Christ, just imagine how feminine he makes her feel.
Jacob Sullivan
For me, it’s Lawrence Kenshin
Connor Edwards
This thread wasn't good enough before
Hunter Robinson
can you please provide a link?
Ryan Thompson
Would you?
Hudson Jenkins
based
Cameron Sanchez
For me, it's Becky Levi.
Ryder Flores
Cuck thoughts
Aiden Baker
wanna make little /heem/ babies with her
Hunter Taylor
Reminder
Jace Flores
your sons would be gigachads even if you are a beta
Joshua Rodriguez
25 days until diarrehabib takes a fat Saudi sheikh style shit taken down his throat by dubtstin poopier
Elijah James
Brendan Schaub? Dudes a loser.
Luis Campbell
I would huff a fart out of Brapentina
Thomas Nguyen
powerful
James Price
mma attracts so many basedboys, that's why i hate women and blacks
Jeremiah Russell
fuck this douche stay off of heem lukas
Owen Parker
woops, wrong one
Wyatt Jenkins
Are you homeless? You don't matter b
Caleb Hughes
Watching Diaz fight makes me want zero tattoo's. But then I remember I'm not Diaz I'm the british Dillon Danis so I'll be getting these done soon.
Jackson Sanders
Based Brapentina
Blake Morris
Landon Diaz
Hell yeah
Caleb Torres
Yes Luke the world is waiting for you to get to the bottom of MMA power brokers. I unironically hope this man dies by getting crushed in an escalator. Anyone got a link to that intergender champ? is it ray borg trying to pay for his kids funeral?
Gabriel Morales
Is Beige Frequency an Asian guy?
Bentley King
hapa, hunnerd percent
Hunter Ramirez
Ya know he's not actually on heem right now yeah?
Charles Perez
Robert Roberts
I didn't say, "Beige Frequency, are you an Asian guy?"
Dominic Cooper
hes mexican
Charles Foster
>"THIS HADER ONLINE, TURNS OUT HES ASIAN AS SHIT"
>"MISSA SCHAUB YOU NO FUNNY DICEY DICEY!"
Noah Morris
>brazil brap poster
my strongest ally
Jeremiah Collins
Tittyana Showmorez
Luke Nguyen
Wyatt Fisher
he 100% is. He probably left and went to r/mma after seeing how much of a loser everyone thinks he is
Asher Hill
Ferguson vs Covington fight of the year.
John Walker
Based and Brappilled my friend
Parker Rivera
It's a famous Schaub quote, casual.
Parker Cruz
>It is finally complete. My lifes work. SCHAUB. IS. FINISHED
Cooper Hughes
Anyone know how i can donate to beige frequency? we have to take schaub down
Lincoln Cook
Why would they fight eachother instead of fighting the champs in their own divisions?
Hudson Morales
its only a matter of time until brendans kids leave him.
Lucas Howard
>performative genuflection
what a massive faggot.
Michael Turner
Seriously the documentary was incredibly cringe. Rogan getting butt hurt about it was the best case scenario for the documentary because it makes people want to watch it. The brainlet who made it doesn't understand comedy. He'd probably watch Beetlejuice on Howard Stern and make a feature length documentary about how Beetlejuice is a liar and actually not funny.
Evan Harris
Julian Russell
It won't happen. But imagine how glorious it would be. Unstoppable takedowns vs trap guard, elbows from the bottom, and subs. Constant action and pressure. It would legit be one of the best fights ever.
Oliver Gomez
If anyone on heem is a schaub head like me consider following his opener deric poston as he goes on tour. I like to think of it as a modern day grateful dead type thing when i follow deric poston on the road.
Jason Martinez
Imaging trying to be intellectual about mma lmao
Colton Barnes
Greg Hardy vs Brock Lesnar
Dimes?
Jaxon Nelson
It would be a war
Henry Barnes
even beetlejuice is smart enough to know people are laughing at him not with him, schaub on the other hand
Aiden Bennett
Would probably draw more than DC vs Brock tbqh
Colton Cooper
Hardy takes it 10/10 times
Brandon Clark
He didn't know that he couldn't even spell red. One time they gave him headphones during a spelling contest and told him the letters to each word and he still spelled every word wrong. His brain was literally too small for him to realize people were laughing at him, but it doesn't make him less funny.
John Lopez
>girl literally lifts her skirt to show her ass
Control your bitch danis, jesus
Christopher Mitchell
He's probably into being cucked by Conor and Artem
Brayden Green
Schaub is funny when hes having cte episodes and making himself look like a retard on accident, his jokes are dogshit. As his cte progresses his specials should get funnier and funnier as he can barely get words out though so maybe he will improve.
Carson Adams
I thought Muslims were supposed to be into modesty?
Isaiah Barnes
Post nostalgic MMA kino
Adrian Martin
Oh fer shure Stipe Miocic will improve heaps at 37 years old and defeat one of the greatest of all time in Cormier who exposed him in the clinch already.
Joseph Johnson
A Colby fan could never get a girlfrie-
Jeremiah Smith
Listen, I consider viewing Schaub's content to be my charitable contribution to the retarded and stuff, don't ruin this for me
Ayden Taylor
He's into smashing Muslims
Joshua Phillips
Bookies love him.
Parker Martinez
I was told Danis was also Muslim. I guess that was wrong.
Dylan King
Carson Long
Benjamin Evans
He is a super rich half-armenian guy with insane son mother. Moreover he considers Connor to be his stepfather basically. The guy as mentally damaged as it gets
Jason Gutierrez
I wonder if Schaub can spell anymore? I would bet the only thing he can spell is CBD and Oil. He's pronunciation of words is actually starting to get worse than Beetlejuice. It's too bad he's starting to get lazy and doesn't have hot takes as much anymore. Seeing him rave about "the angles" Conor would present against Floyd was pure kino.
Jeremiah Martinez
He's just a typical amerimutt except his parents are super rich. I think his dad is Armenian and his mom is Honduran, but he's been in America all his life living with rich kids. So he's just your typical materialistic cunt.
Camden Russell
Kevin Gomez
Jacob Miller
lol olivi looks like a kid here
James Powell
Is it meth or schizophrenia?
Leo Myers
I thought he was so wholesome when he lost to GSP. I still remember the clip of him calling his dad from the locker room and saying, "Yo! I just got my ass kicked!"
Angel Morgan
this is like an eric andre skit
Colton Collins
Fucking based. I wish I was living that tbqh. Beats any normal 9-5. He was smoking dope and drinking mid interview and the damn interviewer just sat there hahaha. No drug testing no suits or anything like that. Dude was free as could for awhile. Meanwhile the soi suit was trying to say there should be background checks in the ufc lmao.
Cameron James
DC used his open palm technique against rumble twice without eye poking him and won twice.
Jaxson Bailey
Rumble took a dive in the rematch.
Wyatt Ortiz
*this kills the wrestler*
Julian Martin
why is she so cute bros?
Noah Nelson
it was the most bizarre thing we've ever seen inside the octagon. he should have won by ko.
Ryan Hall
How would top MMA fighters fare in manipular warfare?
Ethan Campbell
Rumble wanted to retire and sell weed
Caleb Barnes
Lucas Ramirez
>She's a tits girl
Nicholas Morales
>pays machida for knockouts
Thomas Campbell
this isn't real is it?
Wyatt Nelson
Is real m8
Anthony Williams
go look for yourself.
Hudson Ward
Imagine Jon Jones if he wasn't scared of any bigger challenge.
Lucas Richardson
good job being a faggot i guess?
Owen Cooper
Based and boobpilled
Joshua Martinez
>biceps
>fake boobs
Dylan Long
how much longer until we get see paige's new tits?
Aaron Rivera
2 more losses and we'll get it
Justin Sanders
Gabriel Rivera
Sean McCorkle is hilarious, wouldnt be surprised if he posted here.
Kayden Collins
Based McCorkle staying relevant
Aaron Sullivan
Just checking if we're on the same page here, you remember the Megan Olivi stuff right?
Jonathan King
n-no
Bentley Fisher
It's canon McCorkle.
Bentley Clark
the people demand his voice be heard . sean would know nothing about that. he's just a hater.
Hudson Hall
Go and ask her if she is so proud of them to show them to everyone
Liam Hall
Sebastian Ross
Charles Lewis
i wonder if that's why rogan pulled it. he'd be made out to look like a huge fucking hypocrite if he actually has to defend schaub for joke stealing
Benjamin Garcia
based, schaub is FINISHED
Asher Harris
schaub sounds less gay
James Nelson
me in the blue shirt, mayham was shook
Levi Wood
Why would Rogan, in particular, look like a hypocrite?
Levi Perez
because of carlos mencia
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Mason Ortiz
Joshua Phillips
still annoyed this fight never happened, Nick would have beat the shit out of mayCAN
Dylan Miller
Diaz bros should fight after this. ppv would be insane and they could even script it hehehe
Julian Ramirez
Colby said she cheated on him all the time.
Alexander Johnson
Why are cheeto haters triggered so hard by Schaub's success?
Samuel Miller
we cant let him get away with it
Aiden Moore
brandon shaub
Aaron Thomas
literally homeless, b. who cares? i don't
Luke Bennett
>moreover
Bentley Ross
I like schaub. I respect his pandering ability.
David Hill
I wonder what that's like, being cheated on by a girl?
Joshua Garcia
yeah i can confirm that first hand haha
Angel Roberts
Is Ari Shaffir still a thing?
Grayson Martinez
Schaub using homeless people as an example made perfect sense
Nolan Cox
Like bags of sad
Michael Long
>nihilistic jew mocks everything and encourages drug use
i hope not
Joseph Gomez
After Stipe x Ngannou I thought I am NEVER doubting Stipe. Backed him vs DC. They both knew what they were fighting for, Brock was in the building, the fight was for 'the money fight' with Brock and STILL Stipe just cried for an immediate do-over when he got soundly beat. Rooting for DC, although I dont actually think Stipe took the first fight seriously, and we'll see a different Stipe fighting this weekend
Isaiah Bailey
>Implying based Schaub wouldn't call out Israeli war crimes and they're overall fuckery on the international stage
Juan Green
The guy she cheated on must be a dicklet like Colby. Would explain why he wants to defend him.
Nathan Parker
Remember when he tried to outjew the Jews at Comedy Central and got Jewed by them really hard instead?
Levi Thomas
Absolute seethe
>P-P-PLEASE LOSE THIS TIME
nerdbash 2019
Hudson Torres
>hes an american on heem between midnight and 5 am
Asher Taylor
Schaub unironically had better delivery and that's saying something about the other "comic". Mencia had better delivery than Joe and was more successful than Joe that's why he hated him so much, but doesn't care about someone like Amy Schumer (and also because Joe and Mencia were both manlets and Joe wants to be king of the manlets).
Noah Myers
Roasties gonna roastie
Jayden Wood
kashartmu poosman is a coward nigger and will lose his belt
Jonathan White
Joe didnt care about schumer cause he cant go against the tribe
Chase Miller
I can always count on a (you) from a mad Colby fan
Cooper Brown
youtube.com
Joe Rogan Cries After Seeing Tyron Woodley's Mom Embracing Kamaru Usman
Carson Cox
True. Based and Redpilled.
Dylan Morgan
it's tough
Isaiah Rivera
two of the greatest humans to ever live in one photo, try not to have a heart attack hehe
Cooper Sanders
he has already cucked on joke thievery with the Amy Schumer joke stealing case. Pretty much bent over backwards to excuse her numerous transgressions
Noah Carter
When I first saw this clip I thought Joe tried to cycle off trt and turned into a massive pussy as a result, but in hindsight he's probably always been one.
Andrew Edwards
> jokes on you, i'm only being a faggot to get (you)'s
nope
Juan Gonzalez
Austin Ward
eddie is this close to sperging out about jews
Connor Sullivan
colby ko's roidless werdum inside one minute tho
Jose Gonzalez
It's true Colby fans seethe harder than anyother fan boys.
Wyatt Wright
He couldn't even ko Lawler
Tyler Ortiz
stop invoking werdum you reddit cuck
Jaxson Lopez
>has to use a weapon
>doesn't do any damage
>is 300 lbs
uhh yeah im thinking this was an epic fail for the criminal werBUM
Christian Phillips
> I might be a faggot, but you seethe!
lol, you're a faggot
Hudson Nelson
lawler is an mma legend not a roided fraud
Charles Hernandez
Kek. He recently went on Joey Diaz's podcast and name dropped a bunch of Redpilled YouTube channels and talked about mossad without directly naming them. It's only a matter of time until he reveals his true power levels.
Angel Robinson
Askren wins the rematch, original match and trilogy (including the story)
Camden Nelson
>Don't gobble Colby's nuts
>Wahhh you're plebbit go back wahhh
Seethe more nerd your boy won't fight for at least another year and a half
Nathan Long
>joe rogans homosexual swinger onnit gym has turned the entire state into a gay bathhouse
reminder stay atleast 400 miles from Joe Rogan and anyone connected to him
Luis Roberts
he'll either fight when oozman fights or before him.
Luke Ross
Everyone was saying he was a roider against Askren. Most mma legends are roiders though. Banning steroids was a soi move by ((wme)).
Nathan Russell
>let your girlfriend get fucked by Ricky
>break up with her within a year
instagram.com
James Cook
He could have fought Woodley for the belt if he wasn't busy getting a nose job
Jacob Parker
john jones vs colby is the real money fight
Mason Howard
> you didn't fight me on this specific date, so I will never fight you ever, for the rest of my life and I will pretend that you're the duck
nah, the narrative didn't fly, colby is goat woodley is irrelevant. Keep trying though, jeffrey
Christian White
It will be 10th planeteers that pull the modern Boston Tea Party
Zachary Jenkins
Who wins in a John Jones vs Jon Jones match?
Cameron Adams
colby kills roidless jones
Adrian King
Parker Gutierrez
fight night weights from the Sacramento card got released if anyone gives a fuck
>GDR 148lbs
>Ladd 159lbs
>sixteen seconds
Jace Williams
the face of a woman who got mindfucked by her sexually abusive boyfriend (joe rogans faggot lover drug dealer friend)
Luke Mitchell
imagine that, messing around isnt conducive to a stable relationship
Jonathan Baker
Which mma fighter has the biggest cock and you would least want fucking your gf? For me it's Romero. I know she would never be the same after
Carson Russell
redpill me on aubry's and joe's cuckoldry
James Morgan
Based and Redpilled
Nolan Martin
This is all very New Age.
Nolan Thomas
I like Colby because he supports the Israeli puppet with a Jewish son in law like a good goy.
Landon Young
John Collins
I miss succposting, when are DC and Jones gonna fight at heavyweight so it can be revived?
Charles Anderson
Joe and Aubrey met eachother at a gay hollywood hookup party and ended up buttfucking in the houses sauna, from there Joe became his sugar daddy helping him sell sex toys to young men and build a drug front/gay bathhouse gym that ended up ass raping the state of texas. As if this wasn't enough Aubrey enlisted a super model to be his beard and gave her a bunch of jobs within MMA, recently aubrey began forcing her to have sex with other men and now it seems has laid waste to her and probably her career. However the Joe Rogan buttfuck party continues to rage, so remember to tune into the podcast and buy your crudely disguised phallic workout equipment.
Robert Phillips
Xavier Williams
what are some pro-palestinian fighters?
Owen Roberts
Valentina Bless, brap brothers
Leo Sullivan
Hardy vs Lewis when?
Jacob Thompson
ilir latifi
Isaac Barnes
boston salmon hates israel
Justin Cox
Idk if Tony is pro Palestine, but he's definitely anti-Israel
Matthew Phillips
Jeremiah Diaz
B L A C K E D
David Gray
He's one of the biggest posters on /r/TFATK unironically. He's a legit homeless cat.
Ryan Gutierrez
Probably Khabib tbqh he's Russian and Muslim
Adam Bailey
Belal Muhammad's parents are palestinian and i think i remember him doing some fundraising for a palestinian kids charity
Liam Howard
redpill me on Boston Salmon
Tyler Flores
Ryan Ramirez
Probably the best fighter in the ufc/the world.
Carter Nelson
Brayden Kelly
With a name like Boston Salmon you can almost guarantee winning the story of the fight before the fight even starts.
Jack Diaz
>the cuck is so seethed by Colby he's having a sexual meltdown
lol
Nicholas Baker
Was getting heemed part of his plan?
Christian Gutierrez
joe shooting elk
instagram.com
check the ig stories on that account
Easton Howard
Joe's fucking his bull in the woods, so what?
Jace James
fucking kek anyone remember the way an emaciated tj dillashaw got rocked from being pushed over in the octagon by none other than the cringe king
Angel Ward
everything this little midget does is so fucking gay
Andrew Nelson
Evan Fisher
Major yikes, meat is murder
Julian Watson
Pettis is so fucking wh*Te.
Paulo will win.
Jayden Cook
*wins*
Leo King
Based and salmonpilled
Sebastian Edwards
this shit is cringe desu
Jackson Cooper
we have to destroy schaub guys
Kevin Ramirez
i hear reddit is cooking something up
Benjamin Smith
>watergate
>9/11
>schaubs documentary
Cameron Baker
*dunks on the haters*
Owen Nguyen
I WILL stop this man from podcasting, just need to get my fair use appeal through
Bentley Mitchell
is brendan more successful than bryan?
Brody Long
Why is Karyn smiling like that?
Zachary Miller
DICEY DICEY
Julian Powell
Bryan has been on several respectable tv shows like How I met your mother and The goldbergs. Brendans has only made some internet "shows". Bryan will always be the more succesful because he is self made. His career doesn't consist of gigs his good buddy Rogan got him at the comedy club.
He also doesn't go crying to Rogan when he is made fun off by other comedians.
Landon Rogers
What makes a fighter be considered more useful in a street fight?
Like Colby wins MMA matches but I'd bet in a street fight he'd lose to most bantamweights.
Meanwhile Tyron Woodley... nobody would go near him in a bar to start shit.
Justin Reed
So, who pulled out already? This is the kind of card where all 3 main fights get cancelled.
Cooper Gonzalez
kek, big guy
Caleb Parker
Pooel vs Costa will not happen
Nicholas Moore
Based McCorkle staying relevant
Ethan Evans
Did Jamal win the story of the joke?
Noah Hill
Just gonna post 5 webms of people winning the story of the fight
Cooper White
Here we have Great Britain's Danny Roberts absolutely dominating the story of the fight against Nordine Taleb.
Henry Thompson
The racist Mike Perry learning a lesson and getting the story snatched clean from under his nose by Roberts.
Angel Jenkins
does goddard have something against blacks?
Kayden Turner
Danny Roberts vs Michel Pereira. Pereira's UFC debut. Unfortunately he didn't have what it takes to win the story this time.
Adrian Kelly
I don't have any more story victory webms of Roberts so here is Bethe absolutely embarrassing Holm and taking home the story in brutal fashion
James Taylor
Tony said he has a fight coming so it's possible Khabib or Poirier is injured. Or Tony is fighting at different weightclass.
Lucas Garcia
Cormier is flushed but lucky for him Stipe is a can. Costa is a cut baby but Romero is deflated. It's up to Lentz to save the card
Austin Bell
I would love to see Colby vs Tony. Colby isn't that big for 170 and I could see Tony moving up for that fight.
Zachary Phillips
T H I C C
William Parker
Name a single heavyweight who isnt a can or is flushed.
Jonathan Thompson
Greg Hardy. He’s the only A-Level athlete on the card.
Logan Sullivan
was it cormier vs rumble 1 or 2 where rumble almost killed dc?
Nathan Campbell
Both
Noah Wright
cheik kongo
Nolan Hernandez
the one where cormier sent dc flying accross the octagon from a headkick
Owen Torres
*blocks your path*
Jayden Cruz
Thats two seperate parts from both fights, in the first fight he sent DC flying with a punch and in the second fight he head kicked DC and broke his nose
Chase Watson
>it alchemizes the pain
Thomas Barnes
Cameron Diaz
Jack Hager is undefeated
Kevin Jackson
Confess /heem/
Logan Kelly
I can appreciate a good looking hog.
Evan Thompson
it's taulgh man
Adam Morales
I never viewed Bisping/Silva, only highlights
Levi Watson
I never watched a single fight
David Phillips
Iwhat did he mean by this
Xavier Harris
same
Joshua Harris
I didn't really enjoy Ferguson/Pettis that much
Austin Wright
youtube.com
this is unironically a great interview
nate speaks his mind
i too thought he was running away but what are you supposed to do after you fight conor and they offer you scrubs?
who the fuck wants that shit
nate is a fucking g
hope he beats pettis
and then chokes out conor again
the man deserves the payday
Angel Garcia
would you guys rather see stipe ngannou rematch or dc beating stipe and defending against ngannou?
Colton Cox
Caption this webm
Dylan Johnson
Not avaible in your country
Caleb Gonzalez
>Quarterly Earnings Report
Samuel Rodriguez
Schaub won the story of the comedy industry
Tyler Bell
I put steel plates in my forearms
Cooper Wright
Same result, what's the point?
Logan Fisher
The face is familiar but dont know who that is
Isaac Bell
imagine how unathletic you have to be to train for 8 years and look like this
Xavier Collins
She's in better shape than your incel ass
Jaxson Brown
UFC 241 is overrated
Kevin Richardson
doubtful
Isaiah Martin
I cant heem every here
Leo Roberts
>watch out for that metal thing
Josiah Reed
has tecia torres been cut yet
Jaxson Rodriguez
In many ways Schbib invented comedy again
Cooper Parker
She's still my girl
Dylan Ramirez
How is DC flushed? I'm not saying he isn't, I'm just wondering.
Carson White
Are there any UFC fighters that you think once they start losing, they accept defeat and stop trying as hard?
Benjamin James
Who is your least liked fighter?
Julian Ortiz
kek
Evan Hill
My striking is awful.
Jackson Evans
Aleistat Overeem does it soley for the fat paycheck.
Nicholas Moore
Masvidal
William Lee
Ryder Ramirez
lmao cody garbrandt vs cody stamann at msg
nochin getting heemed by another pillow fisted fighter again
Dylan Rodriguez
retarded chav cunt
Wyatt Thompson
Its Cejudo
Connor White
>misusing vernacular from another country
stop embarrassing yourself tyler
Christopher Powell
>misusing
nope, fucking chav cunt
Levi Lee
Chase Rodriguez
>POOttis vs PEEASS higher on the card than POOel vs Natty GOAT
Ethan Rogers
Who's the Chael Sonnen of MMA?
Brayden Rogers
Anthony Penis
Aiden Richardson
Most wmma fighters (unironically)
Pettis used to a lot aswell
Cameron Morales
I don't care about DC or Stipe. I want to see Brendan fight again.
Noah Reed
Schaub retiring left a hole in the HW division that'll never be filled, it's like jon jones retiring in his prime
Sebastian Moore
Dc already said he is not fighting Ngannou.
Dc is a bum
Dylan Ross
he already beat the 2 cans who beat ngannou
Christopher Miller
I literally fit zero of criteria for chav except maybe I own a track suit which I only wear around the house.
Christian Anderson
Only on /heem/ would somebody call Stipe a can.
Caleb Reyes
Anyone who loses to Struve is a terrible fighter.
John Howard
Is Miocic-Youssuf-Romero a good parlay?
Evan Allen
I literally don't care about MMA I like seeing twats lose fights. My shit list:
Askren
Woodley
Jones
Khabib
DJ
Costa
Palhares
Bisping
Lesnar
Sonnen
Every time one of these people loses I feel immense pleasure.
Caleb Barnes
All Brits are chav cunts. The quintessential unadulterated chav cunt is just an exaggeration/caricature of typical British behaviour.
Brayden Allen
Also forgot
Cejudo
Benavidez
Usman
Vick
Hernandez
Ngannou
Blake Collins
>He never sclemmed outside a corner shop asking people to buy you and your mates some tinnies
>He never fucked 3/10 bints in exchange for fags
You missed out big time mate
Chase Turner
That's not chav that's normal secondary school life unless you're upper class
Angel Perez
Amen.
Dominic Wood
tinnies are to complicated just ask for lambrini or white lightning it gets u pissed m8 does the job ent it
Adrian Fisher
Someone got bullied by a bong on the internet
Henry Sullivan
PeeCee + Pennis + Pooel = free money
Sebastian Jones
Winlets are seething
Parker Hill
>I hate Jon Jones
Levi Cruz
Mini Khabib
>Yeah I predicted Luke landing tons of leg kicks in the beginning then going for the head kick but yoel finished him before luke landed the head kick . I also predicted curtis stepping into mark hunts upper cut but he came back and layed on hunt for 3 rounds.. so I almost predicted everything to the point accept the actual end result .. I basically predicted how the fight would go and every little detail but got the end wrong . I still take it as a win for predicting lukes strategy and how hunt would catch Curtis while he stepped in .
Mini Khabib
>Yeah I predicted Luke landing tons of leg kicks in the beginning then going for the head kick but yoel finished him before luke landed the head kick . I also predicted curtis stepping into mark hunts upper cut but he came back and layed on hunt for 3 rounds.. so I almost predicted everything to the point accept the actual end result .. I basically predicted how the fight would go and every little detail but got the end wrong . I still take it as a win for predicting lukes strategy and how hunt would catch Curtis while he stepped in .
Mini Khabib
>Yeah I predicted Luke landing tons of leg kicks in the beginning then going for the head kick but yoel finished him before luke landed the head kick . I also predicted curtis stepping into mark hunts upper cut but he came back and layed on hunt for 3 rounds.. so I almost predicted everything to the point accept the actual end result .. I basically predicted how the fight would go and every little detail but got the end wrong . I still take it as a win for predicting lukes strategy and how hunt would catch Curtis while he stepped in .
Mini Khabib
James Johnson
Logan Price
my legs not only work, i run almost every day
lukas might not actually own an A class
my IQ is at least one standard deviation below the norm: I'M FUCKING DUMB
im not really a racist
the stuff i post is disgusting
CHICKS WITH DICKS THREAD POST YOU'RE BEST BAN GUNS. OPEN THE USA BORDER. RAISE TAXES. MAKE RACISM ILLEGAL EXCEPT AGAINST WHITES. Mon 18 Feb 2019 18:04:07 No.90989220 ViewReport
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www.twitter.c Anonymous Sun 10 Feb 2019 10:29:56 No.90826227 ViewReport
no trolling: who is your favourite female fighter without lying to me or the team? - mini khabib (kylie meade) san diego california, punisher bass derek schott netflix enthusiast wwe fan st louis missouri.
IM BACK THEY SAY THE 3RD POST CAN BE TRICKY BUT I AM STILL TRIPPING !L/mapW1pwc Thu 07 Feb 2019 19:00:21 No.90768343 ViewReport
as if contending with these statist captchas wasn't enough we have some low iq poor derek schott working us into a shoot
Anonymous Wed 06 Feb 2019 21:34:56 No.90755271 ViewReport
Derek Schott
@Punisher_Bass
16h16 hours ago
#DonaldTrumpsTheTypeOfGuy who doesn't know how to buy groceries. Why? Because his greatest true accomplishment in life was the one time he wiped his own ass without smearing shit onto his balls.
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Derek Schott
@Punisher_Bass
16h16 hours ago
#DonaldTrumpsTheTypeOfGuy who said a pack of tiki torch holding neo nazi pricks were "very fine people".
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Derek Schott
@Punisher_Bass
16h16 hours ago
#DonaldTrumpsTheTypeOfGuy who doesn't know how empathy works. Remember how he had cliff notes on how to act when he met with some of the Parkland kids? He had to fake having empathy for kids who survived a school shooting. That's a sociopath.
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Derek Schott
@Punisher_Bass
16h16 hours ago
#DonaldTrumpsTheTypeOfGuy Who's so evil, he told a child on Christmas Eve that Santa wasn't real.
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CHICKS WITH DICKS THREAD POST YOU'RE BEST BAN GUNS. OPEN THE USA BORDER. RAISE TAXES. MAKE RACISM ILLEGAL EXCEPT AGAINST WHITES. Mon 18 Feb 2019 18:04:07 No.90989220 ViewReport
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no trolling: who is your favourite female fighter without lying to me or the team? - mini khabib (kylie meade) san diego california, punisher bass derek schott netflix enthusiast wwe fan st louis missouri.
IM BACK THEY SAY THE 3RD POST CAN BE TRICKY BUT I AM STILL TRIPPING !L/mapW1pwc Thu 07 Feb 2019 19:00:21 No.90768343 ViewReport
as if contending with these statist captchas wasn't enough we have some low iq poor derek schott working us into a shoot
Anonymous Wed 06 Feb 2019 21:34:56 No.90755271 ViewReport
Derek Schott
@Punisher_Bass
16h16 hours ago
#DonaldTrumpsTheTypeOfGuy who doesn't know how to buy groceries. Why? Because his greatest true accomplishment in life was the one time he wiped his own ass without smearing shit onto his balls.
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Derek Schott
@Punisher_Bass
16h16 hours ago
#DonaldTrumpsTheTypeOfGuy who said a pack of tiki torch holding neo nazi pricks were "very fine people".
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Derek Schott
@Punisher_Bass
16h16 hours ago
#DonaldTrumpsTheTypeOfGuy who doesn't know how empathy works. Remember how he had cliff notes on how to act when he met with some of the Parkland kids? He had to fake having empathy for kids who survived a school shooting. That's a sociopath.
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Derek Schott
@Punisher_Bass
16h16 hours ago
#DonaldTrumpsTheTypeOfGuy Who's so evil, he told a child on Christmas Eve that Santa wasn't real.
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Derek Schott
@Punisher_Bass
16h16 hours ago
#DonaldTrumpsTheTypeOfGuy who thinks we should easily be able to pay down the national debt by simply printing more money.
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Derek Schott
@Punisher_Bass
16h16 hours ago LUKAS!
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Derek Schott
@Punisher_Bass
16 Mar 2017
I used to think that Iron Sky was as close as we'd ever get to seeing nazi's in the white house, but I was fucking wrong, wasn't I?
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Derek Schott
@Punisher_Bass
10h10 hours ago
This humidity is fucking hell. I hate getting out of the shower and feeling sticky again a half hour later.
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Derek Schott
@Punisher_Bass
Aug 11
This commentary is absolutely insipid. #SummerSlam
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Derek Schott
@Punisher_Bass
Aug 11
I watched the third season of GLOW this weekend and it was way more entertaining than this. #SummerSlam
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Derek Schott
@Punisher_Bass
Aug 10
Ah great, the UFC has found a techno song I hate worse than Sandstorm. That's right, I said it, come at me bros! #UFCUruguay
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Kevin Lopez
>my legs not only work, i run almost every day
What an exhilarating development
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> lmao cody garbrandt vs cody stamann at msg
> nochin getting heemed by another pillow fisted fighter again
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>Anonymous 08/13/19(Tue)15:28:37 No.94765061▶
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> Most wmma fighters (unironically)
> Pettis used to a lot aswell
Adam Mitchell
Hey spammy, when are you going to stop?
Do you ever stop and think about how you've been spamming on Yea Forums for years?
Nolan Brown
who cares
favorite female fighter?
Jacob Wright
You should care, cant take a backseat in life
Isaiah Long
Its those damn chicks with dicks cap
Juan Jackson
Why not
Matthew Cox
>DC wins
>either tries to antagonize Jones to move up with a title shot, conviently ducking Ngannou in favour of "muh legacy"
>DC loses
>tries to antagonize Jones to move up or does a suicide weight cut and gets shadowrealmed for the third time by Jones
Dominic Jackson
Spammy is a huge part of /heem/ culture whether we like it or not. Might as well stop the threads if he ever goes away - all that's left will be autists sincerely arguing about Conor and Khabib.
Jack Taylor
*shows up 10 pounds over the limit and fights anyway*
ARE YOU READY
Christian Foster
Whats the point of living if you dont actually live
Camden Garcia
>implying Stipe hasn't always been mumbling
What Stipe needs is a dialect coach.
Ayden Wright
Jones couldn't shadowrealm a paper bag at this moment
Sebastian Gomez
B-but kicking people in the head is what Machida does best, he's literally paying him bonus money.
Tyler Lee
There is no point to life regardless
Asher Russell
>Yoel is USAD-
Christian Sullivan
Thats angsty teenage philosophy, I doubt you actually think like that
Jaxon Wilson
does anyone doubt that bepis will heem nate?
Brayden Lopez
yes there is, to have children to participate in humanities complete domination of the universe
Colton Hughes
Damn.
Noah Young
>heem
>nate
Are baseball bats allowed in the octagon?
Unless he lands some ridiculous spinning shit early in the round and jumps on him it's not going to happen
Ayden Cooper
The point of life is to make toilet jokes with your fellow HEEMsters
Cooper Phillips
Fabricio Werdum's suspension has been extended to February of 2021 due to leaving the pool.
Alexander Perez
Based
Grayson Thomas
Pussy cutbabby scared of men his own size.
Aaron Bennett
Its true. You must be an extreme narcissist to think your life has some grand purpose.
Ethan Ward
Apparently no one is picking Paulo to win, that is good. You can bet the house on him in a couple of day /heem/, trust me bookies hate me.
Carter Mitchell
You must be underage if you don't realize that people create their own purpose. You remind me of me when I was young. Being a nihilist doesn't make you smart despite what you might think right now.
Carter Peterson
Why do you have that authority on ur mind?
Hunter Hernandez
Legs can act as baseball bats youtu.be
Jeremiah Johnson
>apathy is depth
I remember my teens
Leo Hernandez
Read Frankl, youngling.
William Parker
And you aren't intelligent for making up some gay pseudo spiritual shit like " you make your own meaning man". You can live for whatever re ason you want but that have any meaning objectively.
John Jackson
Gooby. Just zoned out and went auto pilot once he saw Khabib had his number
Andrew King
Natty Paulo heems unmotivated lawsuit Yoel in the 1st AND wins the story
Daniel Campbell
You being a pretentious shitwit doesn’t make you intelligent either. Who gave you the authority for the grounding that there’s no purpose?
Jace Hall
>Heemed by a PUSH
>Popped for epo
Imagine getting flushed and USADA'd in the same fight, most justed fighter for sure.
Lucas Phillips
you're right, DC is a pussy cutbabby who lost his olympic dreams because he couldn't get down to 211lbs without his kidneys shutting down
Easton Jackson
Natty Paulo heems prime roided up Yoel. Now imagine if he also took roids in any form.
Kevin Stewart
Henry Foster
It's not so much spiritualism as it's just a fact of biology. A man who doesn't feel like he's working for and towards something is an unhappy man. So eventually everyone finds something to work towards/live for. It's just a natural part of every man's life and a part of growing up. That's why super rich people that don't need to work, still find some project to work on - a man needs a goal to work towards to be happy. It's in our genetics. The endgoal is almost irrelevant.
David Parker
If there is a purpose, what determines it? Unless theres some higher being that decides to give you one, hedonism is the only system left. A purpose that you invent for yourself means nothing to anyone but yourself.
Nathaniel Cook
Imagine talking all that shit about ending the flw division and taking EPO to get rocked by a push
Kevin Foster
The only meaning in life is to die without having any regrets. If you can accomplish that by whatever means, you've achieved your purpose.
Grayson Bailey
>what determines it
Why should there be a determination? Why are you an authority on this? You’re just stating things as a matter of fact as if you have no concept of the meta
Evan Robinson
Living for something or working towards something is fine, but its retarded to claim that has any meaning beyond doing something you want to do
Wyatt Ward
yes I've seen it didn't even go out from a flush kick to the temple
Jaxson Perez
It was the kick
Liam Ward
>why does my thing need to exist to he real???
Ok dude. You are not enlightened, you're retarded. Enjoy your final (you).
Joseph James
I pronounce it as Stayp instead of Sti-pay
Josiah Cruz
>Now imagine if he also took roids in any form.
I simply can't. My boy would never
Jaxon Watson
This conversation is gay
>Toilet Till
>Latrine Ladd
>Urinal Urijah aka team Omega Manlets
>Outhouse Ortega aka T-CTE Roidtega
>Gent's room Gustafsson aka Anus Gus
>Restroom Rockhold aka Flushed Puke Cockhold
>Washroom Woodley aka Tyreese Snoozley
>Men's room McGregor aka Gab Gooby
>Potty Poirier aka Pissoir Poirier aka Dustbin Poorier
>Loo Lee aka Gevin-up Pee
>Cesspool Cerrone aka Clogboy Cerrone
>Diaper Dodson
>Kakalina Kohlercowicz aka Dookie Kookie
>Bathroom Borg
>Portajon jones aka Junkheap Jones
>Scat Zingano
>GloryHoley Holm
>W.C. D.C. aka Drainpipe Daniel
>Khapiss "The Bagle" Nurmagopoopoo aka Khabozo Urinegaymedoff
>Ben Rotsmell
>Blendin Shart aka Sexuality Hybrid
>Commody Garbrandt
>Diarrhea Dos Santos aka Face Plantos
>Poobert shittaker akd Doobby Wheetkaker
>Valenpeener Shitstinko aka Foul Bullet
>Stinkpee Miocic ake Sleepe Stenchic
>Rose Namurinas aka Thud Rose
>Alistair Diarrheem aka Pottychair Odorstream aka Garbagepail Urinestream
>Shogun Pooa
>TakePee Sperguson aka El Cacuy aka Tony El-Poo-Poo-Wee Ferguson
>Soil Stack Smith aka LyingTurd
>Wandiarrhlei Silva aka Uma C-T-Eicia
>Farticio Werdum aka Febrezetheroom Offumes
>NateCan Diarrhiaz
>Henwee "The Cringelord" Cepoodo
>Cumarpoo "Nigerian Sewer" Poosman
>Min Hollogay
>AlexCANder VolCANovski
>Crap Barry
>Cuckby "Cuckos" Cuckington
>Rafael Poos Canjos aka Raphael dos Baños
>Grug Sharty
>Lames Dick
>Franpiss Manguano
>Dirtdick “Black Fece” Lewpiss
>Tai Pooivasa
>Yarear Rodrepiss
>BM Punk aka CM Puke
>“Smellin’“ Sam Alvpee
>aCANda “Lionpiss” Poonez
>Boy's room benavidez aka mr Olivi
>hard-stool sterling
>Jorge "inbred" Massivepile
>Puke Thomas
>Jackoff Slack
>Shitt Okamoto
>CTGayllacher
>Shitriram
>Pissuania
>Peeden
>Poozil
>United Cumdom aka Poonited Pissdom
>Bumgaria
>Bumerica aka PooSA
>Germanpee
>Peece
>Pissreal
>CANada
>Binland
>(You)FC
>UFSeethe
>PooFC
>CUM Championship
>Pissin
>Smellybore
>India Pooper Plight League
>Cumbate Americunts
>Burger King Flight Coop
>MMgay
Caleb Hughes
>existentialism
>trannies
>hogs
>Schaub
Is /heem/ peak internet?
Julian Reed
Dont forget pee haha
Juan Morris
I'M SO EXCITED
Brayden Cox
You are imposing arbitrary standards of ideology and ways to live then completely ignoring and dismissing an opposing viewpoint of it. Great job on the junior college degree, faggot.
James Murphy
i have him winning by decision
Samuel Hill
I see 4 good fights and a lot of dookie
Jace Torres
>i can only derive purpose if daddy says so
Adam King
Pettis is a quitter
QUITTER QUITTER, CUM-SPITTER
Adam Lopez
>4 good fights
Already 4 times better than the last card.
Evan Green
better than the last 3 cards combined
Asher King
Conor fan?
Josiah Foster
imagine cutting to auschwitz mode 3% bodyfat to do it, too
Blake Peterson
>I authoritatively say there is no purpose, this is based from my baseless authority
>woah what?!?!? youre deriving your own moral grounding from yourself and the meta? you cant possibly do that!!
Wyatt Martinez
IM LIGHT SKINNED BUT IM STILL A DARK NIGGA
Ian Moore
not one objectively good fight on there, it's only OK because it's free
Austin Lopez
objectivity doesnt exist you retard
Caleb Thomas
Keep following this path of nihilistic hedonism and see where it leads. Protip: the same place it always leads: being another depressed millenial childless 30 year old manchild playing videogames in his underpants popping pills and wondering why he feels empty inside.
>A purpose that you invent for yourself means nothing to anyone but yourself.
Sometimes it's shared with the ones you love, but sure it doesn't have to be. This is literally what I said before though: people create your own purpose.
You really completely miss the point.
In my personal valuesystem A is good and matters. I want to get closer to A. I do X Y and Z to achieve getting closer to A. Now is X Y and Z really what gives me the most pleasure in this moment? No. Shooting up heroin would probably feel nicer right now. But that doesn't lead to a deepseeded long term feeling of contentness, that's just chasing a short term high. That's why hedonism always fails, it's emotionally unsustainable and not based on any value system. It ALWAYS collapses, regardless of your ideology. The human body/psyche is not built for it.
Sebastian Reyes
You revved bud? Your life is not a fairy tale and you are not the protagonist. Living hedonistically does not mean your life has some grand meaning or purpose.
Thomas Brooks
Robert Taylor
why is it that /ourguy/ brendan said that Conor-Khabib wasn't a money fight
Connor Wilson
Because he's retarded.
Julian Jackson
Thanks for the authoritative metha ethics you claim is stupid to use :)
Daniel Butler
I like the nickname Borrachinha
Jace Reyes
Im the protagonist in my story(which i always win) when i collect chins in all corners or the cage(and ring)
Wyatt Thomas
You guys think Stipe reads Hegel?
Evan Thomas
>*of the cage
Sorry my cte is showing, i had a 48-46 brawl in my last bout(I won)
Joseph Flores
how do i get biceps like that
Sebastian Reyes
What's Aspen Ladd's walking weight?
Connor Morales
183lbs
Nathan Mitchell
That's still hedonism, going off the definition of hedonism, the pursuit of pleasure. Besides, all I'm saying is that your life does not mean anything. You are not here for any reason. Nothing you are doing has any real purpose beyond living a happy life. Nihilism doesnt mean you cant live a happy life, it just means acknowledging that you are not alive for a reason and it doesnt matter what you do or do not do.
Jack Morris
Wow same as Colby and Max Holloway
Ryder Thompson
Give me another smiley face, and a (you) to top it off
Nathan Perry
My purpose in life is islam, how you like them apples?
Dominic Kelly
>Hedonism god gooooooood
>self-determination baaaaad
Liam Gonzalez
This completely contradicts what you started out with - "saying that people create their own purpose is stupid". But anyway, I don't really want to continue this discussion in a thread dedicated to people knocking eachother unconscious in a cage.
Logan Phillips
My purpose in life is peaches, they're a beast
Juan Allen
Thanks for the (you) delusional pseudointellectual faggot
Colton Thomas
He’s too retarded to understand such a simple logical inconsistency. While authoritatively saying there is nothing, appealing to a metaphysical arbitrary concept derived from his own opinion. He is completely incapable even of seeing the inconsistency in lambasting someone for doing precisely the same thing as he believes the Hedonism God is the only one true way while saying purpose is impossible to be derived from elsewhere
Josiah Perez
Have another, brainlet. Maybe you can use it as a sacrifice to the Hedonism God to get a functioning brain stem
Liam Wright
based
Juan Williams
>Hedonism is the only way!!! there is nofing else!!!
>>and where did you derive this authority from?
>uhhhhh uhhh?!!!!? FUCK YOU NIGGER
Yikes
Caleb Russell
>"saying that people create their own purpose is stupid".
Where specifically did I say that? I dont remember saying that, it's just wrong and delusional to believe that such a purpose means anything beyond giving you something to do.
Jose Hughes
>its just wrong and delusional because the hedonism god said so!
High IQ
Daniel Howard
Back in black
I hit the sack
I've been too long I'm glad to be back
Yes, I'm let loose
From the noose
That's kept me hanging about
I've been looking at the sky
'Cause it's gettin' me high
Forget the hearse 'cause I never die
I got nine lives
Cat's eyes
Abusin' every one of them and running wild
CAUSE I'M BACK
YES I'M BACK
WELL I'M BACK
YES I'M BACK
Robert Wood
no but srsly people with deep dedication to religions and life purpose are weaklings who need guidance and can't think on their own desu
Alexander Howard
Fuck, I don't want to see either of my boys lose.
Thomas Wood
>pseuds discusing philospohy on /heem/
Jaxson Price
>my fairy tale made up headcanon life goal is REALLLL you guys!!!
Jeremiah Williams
Cringe
Jordan Edwards
>devoting your life to faith is a sign of weakness
I disagree, b. I can actually appreciate homeboy who takes a leap of faith.
Juan Hernandez
>MY fairytale made up headcanon life goal is real because hedonism god said so!!
Jaxon Cook
For my theme song
My leather black jeans on
My by-any-means on
Pardon, I'm getting my scream on
Enter the kingdom
Nathaniel Long
This isn’t a philosophy discussion, its tiny bird brained retard that is incapable of grasping meta ethics while using them as his moral grounding
Joshua Roberts
The fuck? Didn't Struve retire?
Luis Wood
>ducking Lawler
Chase Sanchez
Just hegelian dialectics, nothing personell kiddo.
Oliver Fisher
easy way to a "purpose"
>just do what,this book says and you have a purpose
Now hard mode is without that shit
Lincoln Scott
Thanks for keeping me on your mind faggot, you still cant give an objective justification for your delusional theories
Jayden Taylor
youtube.com
He did, after a rather hilarious fight
Tyler Torres
lol spammy exposed as a diamond-dozen angsty fag once again
Jeremiah Ward
Leave him alone, he has no legs!
Asher Morgan
if this was schaub vs rothwell 2 i'd pay for ESPN+ for the rest of the year
Alexander Brown
He really will be perma heemed if he keeps it up
really sad to see
Cooper Ortiz
Yeah, I'm thinking this is the post
Josiah Ramirez
imagine being aspen ladd and gaining 24 pounds from weigh ins to fight time and getting floored by the first punch despite 8 years of boxing training and then getting banned from competing
Liam Richardson
why?
Mason Thomas
If Nate wins do you guys actually care about Conor vs Nate III?
Brandon Jones
He's seething and cant think straight, he thinks I'm spammy
Henry Fisher
I'd like to see it win or lose
Lincoln Thomas
I apologize for making this mental midget start taking about things he dosent understand, stick to scat u filthy subhuman
Nolan Murphy
Reminder I invented Aspen Lard
Charles Flores
the only mountain aspen ladd will never see the top of is the one sitting directly on top of her eyebrows
no i wont even watch it
Jose Clark
There is a guy fighting tonight on Contender Series named Julius Anglickas.
Landon Peterson
>it is impossible to have self-determination
>I determined this from my own sense of self
Anthony Miller
based
the goof said they're doing another season before the end of the year
Ryder Ortiz
the sperg himself made that meme up because in his own eyes it makes him seem slightly less pathetic than someone with functioning legs sitting on Yea Forums 24/7 365 spamming shit
Matthew Perez
>putting words in my mouth
Go play pretend you absolute moron lmao
Aiden Morales
Herdem Alacabek vs. William Knight
Brok Weaver vs. Devin Smyth
Shanna Young vs. Sarah Alpar
Tony Gravely vs. Ray Rodriguez
Karl Reed vs. Julius Anglickas
Luke Gomez
this will soon be the thread
beware
Michael Nguyen
No, it won't.
Nicholas Reyes
Jaxon Gonzalez
Ye hates Jon
Xavier Turner
who has the best top-control in the game?
Hunter Cooper
Oh thats right you determined it from your Hedonism God that is almighty, after all he controls you considering no real person is as fucking retarded as you bud
Cameron Walker
>Litpooanian name
Yeah I'm thinking he's based
Cooper Barnes
Alacabek
Smyth
Young
Gravely
Anglickas
Mason White
the fuck is hedonism
William Lopez
What's Bass Tootin doing these days?
Jason Ramirez
Paulo The Natural Costa
Natty Shit Only
Luke Jackson
I think you and I are going to UFC Tampa. I'd said definitely but the main event is shit.
Angel Sullivan
It's a couple hours drive but if it gets a decent card my friend said he'd drive up there with me.
Anthony Scott
Why the fuck are Kron Gracie and Paulo Costa so handsome?
I thoughts mutts were supposed to be ugly
Jace Young
I've heard his health is not so good, but he's still working commentary gigs and shit like that
Adam Allen
I mock anyone that says perry was robbed but deep down I know he really was.
Henry Taylor
Alacabek
Weaver
Young
Rodriguez
Anglickas
Tyler Young
Jon Fitch is live. Why aren't you viewing?
youtube.com
Aiden Morgan
Khabib easily
Caleb Reed
NO HEEM NO CONTRACT
Jaxon Edwards
>he's calling him Schwab
kek
Josiah Bennett
someone ask him if he posts on /heem/
Jonathan Evans
Jon Jones Twitter is fucking cringe right now.
He's replying to all (a few) positive tweets and ignoring the real criticism.
Fake bitch.
Ian Jackson
I actually used to watch his streams fairly often. He's pretty based
Cameron Gray
>YOU CANT POINT OUT MY INCONSISTENCIES IN GROUNDING AND META ETHICS YOU CANT DO THAT MOOOOOOOOOMMY!!!!
Lucas Price
Are you new to Jon Jones? For a 6'4" BBC alpha male who could kill anyone on earth with his bare-hands he's quite insecure
Michael Cook
let me make the thread
Brandon Green
Nah mate I've been following him for a long time. I can forgive the hit and run and cocaine I literally don't give a fuck about that shit but being a fake ass bitch pretending to be a good Christian is cringe as fuck and much worse.
Brayden Robinson
Herdem Alacabek
Brok Weaver
Sarah Alpar
Tony Gravely
Karl Reed
Kevin Morgan
one is already up
Justin Price
fitch absolutely BTFO betafrequency
Brayden Carter
Ok cool we'll use that in about 20 posts
Bentley Stewart
>17 posts early
This ISN'T thread. GET HIM JANNY!
Ryder Morgan
it was already up cause some goof made an extra
John Wright
>Episode 335
>14 viewers
Hopefully it doesn't bother him
Noah Perez
>i can forgive tangible irreparable harm that contradicts his image but not the deep spiritual struggle beneath it
Cringe
Xavier Richardson
better 14 true fans than 2000 npcs
Hudson Powell
I got banned for doing the same thing and it wasn't even my thread. 1 post early lol
Colton Lopez
Fitch confirms Beige has no friends
Carson Sanchez
Possibly, it's a big hassle so unless (unlikely) the UFC surprises me with this card, I'll just watch at home. UFC Ft Lauderdale was a crap card but it was a blast to watch live, so I'm still torn.
Gavin Barnes
betafrequency ruined his own life
Grayson Torres
You're looking at it wrong. Anyone can panic during an accident, it doesn't tell you much about a person. Also I'm not 12 so I don't give a fuck if someone has a little line of coke at a party. Just be honest about it (the only time I liked Jon was when he said "I beat you after a weekend of cocaine").
The problem that "check on Lyoto get some fans" mentality that his faggot coach Greg Jackson taught him. He needs to drop the act.
Xavier Torres
Alacabek
Brok
Alpar
Gravely
Anglickas
Ethan Roberts
Ethan Cooper
>2019
>not realizing Jones is unironically a sociopath
He's literally OJ 2.0.
Liam Collins
calendar is here
get ready for a thread war
Angel James
we are here!
Austin Ortiz
His face looks super photo shop's.
Levi Jones
Was there a sexier wmma fighter?
Liam Parker
McCorkle used to have some pretty entertaining posts on the UG.
Lucas Flores
yes. i dont have a picture but its pvz