strictly hockey-related
/hoc/
...
still salty about the 2018 wcf if I'm being completely honest
ha ha wienerpeg
Thoughts?
I think the ducks will not be making the playoffs this season
what is /hoc/'s pronoun?
/beav/
m'lady
was just in montreal
they're taking this /pol/ shit too far
/hoc/ formerly /cric/
Thoughts about the aesthetics / the re-used design?
pretty good
/cric/ formerly alive
flames
>ducks
>playoffs
Pick 2
>ducks
>playoffs
counterpoint: canes
>ducks
>playoffs
Yes
good night /hoc/
These duck boutta drop the next hit rap album and make the play offs
vasta huomennaamuna
why are you going to bed so early? dumbass
Laughing SO hard at the beaner state of anaheim and the thought of the ducks missing the playoffs
>be ducks
>make playoffs
hello where are the posts about huge tits and big round asses
>playoffs
>ducks
>be duck
>get shot and eaten
>miss playoffs
>Be duck
>Provide family with food
>Still make playoffs
>implyiij mg you wouldnt a Mallory mallard
I wouldn't you freak
would post some ass but the last time I got banned it was the worst two days of my life tbqhwyf
Just do it from your phone
business idea: duck season
>serving bans
>gay
>b-but you're the freak
Gay
You seem upset
Better business idea: wabbit season
laffs suck lol
good post
best business idea: ted season
only stand-up rad dudes serve bans
duck hunting season starts soon
Will this finally be the habs year?
Ducks. Formerly mighty
Agreed
Analheim mighy fucks :DDD
Just 5 points outta the playoffs this season
more like mighty cucks lolololol :)))
Kitties will steal their spot in the last week of the regular season.
Boeser tbqhwy lads
based
>playoff bound
my team
>hopelessly irrelevant and forever shit
your team
this is the post
just don't like the kitties, simple as
>my teams depth prospects
all hidden gems, future allstars
>your teams depth prospects
all busts, not even ahl quality
best farm systems are NYI, MTL, ARI, DET, VAN, and im not even being biased. Carolina and the rags also have good farm systems
just sneezed and farted at the same time
>my nuts
>your face
ya seethe
ya boil
But Sparks already busted.
WPG ain't too shabby either, need better coaching tho
check'd
i think about benis a lot
winnipegs case is that theyre all gonna graduate I think. Also sign connor and laine you fucks
Flyers second round exit
you MIGHT....might be gay user
>69
Anaheim is white
sometimes my benis gets hard
>spending the day talking hockey with a smelly weeb from long island
fun fact: there's a song titled 6669 by the metal band Coven
after his Fortnite game
that's normal, don't worry
If they have such good systems why no cups loooooool
Habs ftw
mine does too when i think about mommy feet
t. sven
figures a retard weeb would ignore the absolute drafting/developing blackhole the cantpucks went through for more than a decade. they only have a "good" farm now because they are shit enough to draft players that arent long projects. players like schroeder, hodgson, jensen, gaunce, or shinkaruk hardly even had a nhl career. nevermind that more current players like lind or gadjovich had decent junior careers, and then completely stagnated when they started playing on the canucks farm. pettersson, boeser and quinn werent developed by the farm, they played elsewhere before stepping into the nhl, other players like stecher or horvat only played like 5ish games down on the farm, hardly any development time down there.
montreal has the most cups retardbro
based pencil neck geek
he also named the Habs who are arguably a bigger black hole than the Canucks. Bust after bust, failure after failure, the laval rocket are fucking pathetic. This just confirms the smelly weeb doesn't know jack shit about hockey.
je voudrais une copine francaise-canadienne
They have 0 m8. Cups from the 6 team league dont count.
Because I look at their farm and players in it and analyze them? They look pretty fucking good with steals like suzuki, primeau, vejdemo, harvey-pinard, and teasdale.
retard they still have the most cups
>he thinks 30 team babby cups count
pathetic
>0 is>anything
Have to actually be the best
Reminder that cups from before 2019 don't count
only the next cup matter desu
>suzuki
hasnt played a single game on the habs farm team
>primeau
same
>vejdemo
29 point season, garbage
>harvey-pinard
hasn't played a single game
>teasdale
hasn't played a single game and was barely a point per game as a 20 year old in a babby league
You haven't analyzed anything, weeb. You've listened to delusional retards from fanbases hype up their prospects.
the fuck is your problem at all?
How fucking mad is that one user going to be when suzuki busts?
You're talking about Randy here
This desu. Imagine caring about the past. Lmaoing so hard at the st. Loses blose.
dont like smelly weebs pretending to understand hockey.
why would he bust?
thinking about benis again
Because minor league success doesn't always transfer to the NHL
gee who shat in your cornflakes
Lads..... I think /cric/ are out-shitposting us nowadays
im not even remotely angry, I just btfo the smelly weeb again
>hawks won GT20
>bombers best in the CFL
>when Laine signs his 8x11 jets will win Stanley Cup
Winnipeg bros ww@
>8x11
t. laine
what an accomplishment in your life. Betcha really want a medal for that
There's nothing wrong with wanting a particular standard of poster on /hoc/ that's above cringy manchildren.
who the even eats cornflakes?
grow up
I'm not even remotely gay, but I think the canes are a pretty cool team
/hoc/ more like angry white virgins argue about everything all day
WHERE'S THE HOCKEY GARY
yikes that projecting
old people eat corn flakes
Describes me to a tee
no that's /hoc/
nah i dont need recognition for knowing more about hockey than a simple minded weeb. Everyone in this thread knows more than him.
woof
annoying and a burden to those around you
so please tell me how you analyze players?
by watching the sport, analyzing statistics, and having extensive knowledge due to playing the game at a high level.
and thats what I do also you dumb fuck. I watch this sport just like you. Only problem is that you seethe harder than the average bruin fan when they saw sundqvist put a clean hit on gryzelyk, and claim it was dirty
It was dirty
Bill Kessel already ghosting his new teammates
Except the part where I have extensive knowledge of hockey from having played the game at a high level and you have extensive knowledge of pedophilic drawings of chinese children and an extreme lack of hygiene.
Who the frickin frack is Bill Kessel?
>extreme lack of hygiene
I actually clean myself you fucking leaf. and you claiming to have "played the game" is bullshit on its own.
52 days
A canadian claiming to have played hockey is not as far fetched as you might believe.
mm can't wait
Does /hoc/ play hoc?
I've never skated in my life
Another 1,5 months of no hokkei
no but I might force my kids to
Back to work tomorrow for me lads.
Had a good summer vacation.
there there latvia, it's going to be ok
Are you a teacher?
skipped work today and started drinking, priorities outta whack. travel at all?
laines negotiations are held up on his fortnite clause demand
>weeb
>claims to be hygienic
Sure thing pal. Just like you know the first thing about hockey.
penguins making the playoffs?
But Gritty will win Mascot Cup.
Just like how the standard NHL player contract prohibits some dangerous activities like skiing, the Jets want to put in a "no Fortnite" clause into his contract.
That's the big hold up.
shit general
shit posters
shit league
can't believe you lot waste your time on here. madness
åk hem
he is not playing fortnite anymore
based general
based posters
based league
can't believe you lads don't spend more time on here. madness
wtf your cuckshed has wifi?
name a better league for hockey, sven
IIHF World Championships, Olympics. Even the SHL is more entertaining than the NHL.
din mamma vill att jag stannar
Shit post
Shit opinion
Shit players
>Implying they will even smell the playoffs before 2025
I think not!
sweden confirmed for shitposting homo
ayo where the russkies at?
Who didn't already know this?
So you hate the violent part of the game I assume?
They'll probably win the Metro desu considering how shit all the other teams are
i'll agree that teams always overhype their prospects, especially canadian teams. but that doesn't mean they're all busts as /hoc/ would like to let you believe
Who do you have in the finals lads?
For me? It's Carolina vs. Toronto
No, I hate the part of the game where no game matters because the season is too long and the part of the game where each team is soulless and the majority of the league consists of sunbelt. I also have a problem with americans (sunbelters) and canadians (from alberta, ontario and quebec) because they are fucking idiots.
I'm thinking a sharks/knights final would be kino
Пpивeт, aнoн.
:3
except Jesse
you know who
>in the finals
>two eastern teams
What in the name of god did he mean by this?
>le european soul meme
had it up to here boys
i like it when autists don't rate the potential of a prospect because he hasn't played an nhl game yet. like no fucking shit, that's why he's a prospect and you base him off his skills against his peers
you like it?
Then fuck off and make your own general
>I'm proud of the fact that I watch a drastically worse quality of hockey
maximum cringe
Gib Bulju
If you aren't doing povertyball chants in the arena while your view of the ice is blocked by some big dumb povertyball-style banner that stretches across three fucking sections, while your team skates around in embarrassing, ad-riddled uniforms that look like the side of a fucking nascar... then your team is """""soulless."""""
>club is often majority owned by fans
>every year has exciting local talent coming up the ranks
>derby games
>fans in the stands with atmosphere
>reasonable length on games
>games go at a decent time on thursdays and saturdays
>playoffs is exciting
>relegation battles
superior in almost every way shape and form compared to NHL
""my bad"", Colorado
>canes
>making the playoffs
lel
he actually fucking believes this
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
yuh-huh
>beautiful jerseys ruined by advertisements
CRINGE
Sven, pls jfc
For me, it's Frolunda McDonalds JMS Toyota Samsung RyanAir H.C.
Thinking about grabbing a slice of 'za from the fridge but I'm trying to diet
count your calories lad
do it for America
>>every year has exciting local talent coming up the ranks
just to be shipped off before actually being exciting to watch
>>fans in the stands with atmosphere
mostley true
>>playoffs is exciting
so is NHL?
>>relegation battles
actually great
>McDonald's cancerous advertising spread all the way to Europe
I'm so sorry Euro bros.
This is the future they chose.
mm can feel the soul in this post lads
real lack of binland and donald duck in this thread
You have summon me. You have three wishes but there is a TWIST. Every wish must begin with the letter N.
never heard of him
here, hold this
I wish for /nhl/
Here you go lad
your welcome
me2 2bh
death to america
Noted, need no Nuckies now
Was about to grab a slice but then the senpai said they're bringing home food
1. Neighborly love among /hoc/posters, be they snowbelt or sunbelt.
2. NHL championship this season for >my team.
3. "Subbans" all leave the hockey world, naturally and gradually forced out in such a way that nobody can ever make direct accusations about it, Gary stops pushing them, and never return to blight our community again.
>trying to hog all the wishes for yourself
yes donating to childrens hospitals and helping underfunded youth programs is a real blight on our community
yes
no more finns
/pol/ please go
hopefully you are sitting up straight while you read this post
the post that saved /hoc/
/pol/ please stay
>titty tattoo
Aaaaaaaand dropped
>chubby thots
no thank ye
what I'm trying to say is I missed breakfast this morning and I regret it.....
Fat, pass
>non-american flag
>/pol/
big cringe
how do i get a thicc nigress gf
why?
It's really easy actually
Fuck off avatarfag
This is an imageboard, you dumb fuck.
>tittoo
Just got back from the soccerball match boys. The good guys won. *sips*
?
Playing chel 2012 lads created Bulju and we are playing in the Q
Looks like a Minnesotan operation if I've ever seen one.
This is just the front-end of a truly nefarious arrangement.
oh god it's happening
this is how the Children Uprising begins
I tried to warn you, I'm just lazy
we're doomed, sorry
lel
>Bulju
RIP
if you're gonna talk the talk you have to walk the walk
haha based
i forget, where is home field for the Raiders this year?
it's time
Think they're in oakland until 2021(?)
>oakland
>Los angelspics
>back to oakland
Absolute state
The raiders moved that many times already you anime posting zoomer faggot
>CTEball posting
>fucking yu-gi-oh
what are you people doing
Yes and this is a hockey thread jamal
I was making fun of a shitty nfl franchise ya pinhead
Scott Fagrim is more low-effort western comics / CalArts style, not "anime."
nice ass
kinda want an ice girl gf
yeah i don’t give a flying fuck about cartoons virgin
Yes and this is a hockey thread jamal
What the fuck is doug from duluth seething for now?
shall be trying new pizza shop
Based /hoc/poster.
We must secure the existence of our sport and a future for hockey players,
holy cringe
φαγ
Based
Based hour-and-a-half-late poster.
Is that a chainlink meme?
Is this a real pic?
100%
Woah
based
Dunno, just saw it posted on Yea Forums somewhere and stole it.
kαι εδωkεν ο θεός ορον
business idea: /hoc/ but in bitcoin
Can't be bothered to translate this.
new pizza place is 10/10 lads
lets stream a hockey movie tonight
whatever happened to the cytube streaming leaf?
are you him?
Imagine not speaking fluent Greek
what did you order?
probably wasn't me, but I have a cytube account
who is more powerful poseidon or neptune?
shant reveal the menu until you gain access to the mountain
What's my mixtape doing on the wall behind her shoulder
>he hasn't ascended to the /hoc/ astral plane
Same thing it's doing now, absolutely nothing.
hockey
i got a two month n word pass from my nigger jaquan down at the liquor. he asked to bum a smoke but i wasnt going to give it to him for nothing
wait for it...
wait for iiiiiittttt...
Created a character on zandalar tribe realm lads
What's the difference between cytube and youtube? Anytime I watched the 4cc streams on cytube it just looked like they were streaming on youtube.
fuck the hurricanes
Hockey!
I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
when you get there find something high up and jump off it
Rude and uncalled for.
bit rude
/hoc/'s got a mean streak in it.
have a migraine lads
Hello I'm from Africa looking to interest in hockey
take some Excedrin
it's the perfect migraine cocktail
>flag
checks out
Lads just busted a HUGE nut thinking of my kitties winning the cup this year
I'm sorry leaf bro. Have a hug.
don't worry fellas I have the next thread ready to go
really have to fart but cant trust it
I am hungry now, leaf
t. Sarpreet Singh Taoling
t. Muttavious Joao Lopez
the good ol trojan fart, have lost that gamble before
there is a prospect eligible to be drafted this year with the same name as me, but hes like 10 years younger.
First for the Bruins
Just go sit on the toilet faggot
exceedingly despairful
For me it's duck confit
Check em
You'll get old someday too
>if you're lucky
t. Mustapha Lemieux
there was a player with the same name as me drafted in the 3rd round in the 1980s. he only played like 30 nhl games tho.
hit the ice
Off to my beer league lads
Look at all the empty rows behind her, surely this wasn't St Patrick's day and was a preseason game right?
pathetic
What's your team name?
Fresno Faggots
:^(
For me, it's the Redwood Lane Pain Train.
let me show you how it's done
For me it's the Toledo Trolley Tracks
and there's uncle joe, he's moving kinda slow at the junction...
>
>
For me it’s the Halifax Hals
Victoria Victors
mämmi
for me it's CKy
The Seattle Sneeds
baka
youtube.com
boomer tunes
go bobcats
go Checkers
for me it’s big boner blue bombers
petticoat junction
sneed
teammates pitching for your Toronto Blue Jays again lads
Why no hockey?
jays need to bring back toonie tuesdays so 500 level fight nights can come back
The players are all resting.
the players need time to spend their money
>chuggachugga intensifies
What in the good god damn?
Shannon, get back to where you belong before you hurt yourself out there.
Haven't you ever been to McDonald's?
bull is heading over to shannons house rn
based remembrance user
>*throws a mean cross-check*
shhhhh you'll wake them up
>u wil b
>*dabs to mask the grief*
You know you irrelevant when your fans start weeb posting
i hope everyone got is getting their annual allotment of onion rings
Seattle Sock-eyes
i am seriously deficient, maybe Thursday I will get to have some
awful
can you swallow a banana without chewing it?
sounds fair
Where the fuck is the mod?
seattle 650million dollars
Mods?
Seattle Offseasons
The Seattle Mets?????????????
Guys, I see a future day of sadness for me
the new Franchise is gonna come out, and the uniforms will come out, and someone will get their hands of some official logo png's
and then plaster that shit all over some unrelated anime cartoons
>and then I'll die a little on the inside
so there's something you faggots can look forward to, I guess
Seattle Suckers, as in Cock
Seattle mets is fine historically
This is the worst anime edit, how long in MS paint?
weebs get the gas too
5 minutes. I tried it myself so thats why it looks bad....
Ok, I give 5/8 for your honesty
Want to know how to fix this site? New IP's have a one week waiting period before they can post.
N
weebs > footfags or ayy posters 2bqhwy
You've never ran a website before have you?
>never ran a successful one anyway
I'm Tom from Myspace.
I'm not as great as these others in the thread. I feel like shit when I made that since it was so far from the quality I usually see
while this is true, they are still two categories set low on the collective bar
Tom, making a profile doesn't make the site yours
>please like my muffins recipe on instagrim I got kids to feed, Tom!!
I'll hook you up. check later
Yikes, nothing but grim posters other than me rn
I'll come back when the cool posters wake up
just remembered that finnish caillou song and had a slight chuckle at their language
That never happens and you know that
Has the Pulju news been confirmed?
Pure sniper
KARPAT KARPAT KARPAT KARPAT KARPAT
for me its caillou kakko
that he love kissing his own nose?
we knew that already
How are people mad about anime on an anime website?
its been snowing in australia, sunbelt has become more of a nebulous concept at this point. now we are all /snowbelt/
the only good weeb is a dead weeb
what about on your island?
fair to light hate, with scattered hate and hate storms in the evening
>fences
>kangaroos
everybody here watches the AIHL so australia is honourary snowbelt
snows every year
prove it
then why arent you good at hokkei
got some onion rings from my local grocery store. they were okay, better than the shit you find in WINGS
I don't have a good answer to that but you're a faggot anyway
rnz.co.nz
why arent canadians as good as finns
imagine having the last name pitlick
Thoughts?
Dunedin is a silly name
You may pass
yep, those are whores
Better than Ho Sang
thoughts?
ho sang sounds like a very stereotypical chink name that you hear all the time. pit lick though? that's something that would scar you from life from all the bullying
>/hoc/
not a very sturdy or particularly protective/warm fabric, seems like a bad choice for footwear
SNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
Imagine this picture instead of 2015 it's 2010
>Yes, i am a fan of the Maple Leafs. How could you tell?
bulju rock is in the house tonight
>sucking on muh titties
so many long dead trips (thank god). And prob about 75% of them Sean
I'm looking forward to the ploffs
>why do you think i took you to see all those police academy movies?! for fun?! well i didnt hear anybody laughing.
haven't busted a load in the last few days lads.
/rph/ when
use it or lose it as the saying goes
Shut the fuck up Yuma.
hello yes i would like to speak to finland?
He is kil
could bill live in yuma while playing in glendale?
enjoy rph while you can, because you are getting replaced.
noooooooooooooooo
He can always take the 3:10 train to the game
Simpsons actually has some nice hockey references if you dig deep.
Find a girl and bust in her lad
For me, it’s the balls deep creampie
needlessly rude, you are very close to being uninvited to my next barbecue
They should make the KHL play in the summer. This is gay and boring.
The best Clint Eastern Western movie is High Plains Drifter where he rides into town and rapes the first woman he sees/
i love Clint Eastern movies
more of a Clint Western fan myself
don't do drugs
what if they're free?
That's how they get ya
say yes because drugs are expensive and its rude to turn down such a generous gesture
Clint Eastwood would do free drugs, that's all I'm saying
Clint Eastern wouldn't.
OP here, we're unironically the Thrashers. Lost by 2 tonight--I'm not usually one to pin it on the goalie, but he shat the bed tonight. 2 assists for me, think I was -1 though
he made a movie about transporting them he loves drugs so much
Wow he must really hate gooks too and is also and astronaut who went to space when he was 65
he didnt turn into color until he was like 50
>you could argue that jesse puljujarvi is more disappointing than griffin reinhart
what did shannon mean by this
i'm back
>ranking that bust
>ever
grim
watch did you find out?
do >rags fans unironically think they are automatically better than the islanders?
>rags
>jones>marner
how will laffs fans ever recover?
Pulju = 4th overall pick that they failed to develop, and are subsequently losing for nothing in return
Reinhart = 4th overall pick that the Islanders failed to develop but duped Edmonton into trading a first round pick(Matthew Barzal)+, while Edmonton subsequently lost Reinhart in the expansion draft, and Reinhart is now out of the league.
Which sounds worse? Probably the opposite of what Sharon thinks.
>huh? what?
Isles at least built from that. Hell, edmonton gifted them three core players from simple ass trades (eberle, barzal, beauvilliar) simply because of chiarelli. They also did that to him back in boston for johnny boychuck, who I expect traded soon but that contract is very unfavorable
griffin reinhart is like the megabust of recent drafts. he never even scored a goal in the nhl. at least bulju managed to do that.
I wasn't shitting on the islanders with that post
I was proving your point by saying that
yeah like the ones where they all get high
getting it ready, cuck?
More like already on the defensive because you know the Islanders over achieved last season and are going too finish bottom 3 this year.
Where's my devils waifus
well considering every year has a number 4 draft pick you sorta have to rank him somewhere
theyre not gonna finish bottom 3, and even if they did, theres like nothing to feel bad about given how good someone like byfield or lafrenniere is. They'll probably finished 3rd in the metro and lets say lose in 7 in the first round
have one
cowards
bare feet > stockings
>implying my folder isn't full of both
better start posting, the next thread is a doozie
word
Here for hockey
499
400
Anime and /hoc/ are for fags.