/heem/: What if the USA mens team wins the 2022 world cup edition

may as well delete /x/ now

Wtf nigga

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BRAP

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Um have you BEEN to UFC canada? The entire crowd is ghosts howling their dirge
>woOoOooOoOooOoOoOooOoOOooOoOO

This thread needs more Schaub

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honestly if the thing has anything to do with c*nada i avoid it
simple as

Did this dumb bitch succumb to her wounds or something

instagram.com/marshallmaerogan/

has Rogan lost his fucking mind lads?

Sebastian Rivera

kek what the fuck

It's cute you fag

*simulates your death*

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Why are there so many fucking lithuanians

>talks about how his dog could probably murder him
>creates an instagram account for his fucking dog

the drugs have literally melted his tiny brain

brehs...

how do you know they aren't there if they're invisible

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Rogan and schaub are faggots and if you watch their podcasts you're a faggot

Anyone who listens or watches podcasts are straight up faggots

We're based. Also too poor to do anything but post online

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There also people roleplaying as their dogs in the comments. Is this actually a thing normies do

I had a golden retriever and she was a very good pupper
Even so this thing where adult men are obsessed with posting pictures and videos and dressing up their dogs is pathetic and simply reeks of onions products

I'll come visit in four years.

based

Let's measure hogs and then herm each other

Why are you using this demented spammers thread?

*heem fucks sake

Contender series tomorrow

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Why are there no more America wmma champs? They conquered soccer so clearly our kweens should be able to conquer mma.

is "namajunas" a lith name?

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What kind of hog you think Schaub is working with?

Yes but here she would be called namajunė

All that hgh and trt therapy how big do you think Rogan’s hog is?

You think it’s bigger or smaller compared to when he was 25?

my hog is so big it literally rips girls to shreds

why the difference?

I've got sources telling me Dustin pulled out due to an undisclosed injury

tony time

I’ve got sources saying you’re a flaming faggot, but have a nice hog.

Lithuanian name endings depend on the gender, Namajunas is the male version of the name, but since she grew up in america I guess that's how it works

My hog looks like Joe Rogan

Yeah but she took the male surname ending -as, should probably be Namajūnaitė or some shit but that's too complicated for mutts. She's actually in Lithuania right now might have to try and shoot my shot desu

Who hurt you?

Who tf does he fight for the vacant strap after dc retires stipe and himself?

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Huh?

so a brother and sister would have different endings on their last names? weird desu famalam.

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i invented hogposting

Prince of War

hell yeah

jon "boner" jones

What's the matter with you?

Oh my god, she's so perfect

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Take a deep breath.

You invented being a colossal loser on an anime image board on a work day

I haven't seen Tuss posted here in a long time

>working
holy fuck lmao do americans really do this

worked

lel

Y tu nigger

Being a jobless NEET must be toughh

Be me
>6'1
>White
>Skinny af
>Handsome
>Enormous hog
>Fucked last night
>Can heem literally everyone on here
>Colby Covington is my favorite fighter

I can teach you how to be alpha if you want, incels

You forgot to list all the mental illnesses you have

it's easier than your mum

whats the weight class?

based natural

>colby Covington is my favorite fighter

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instagram.com/p/BxTECGAATXx/

Pathetic that being a loser on Yea Forums is all you have to look forward to everyday.

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150lbs for that fight. She's 5'3"

i look forward to fucking ur mum everyday lmao

HOLY FUCKING SHIT YOOO

“Jon Boners”

lol

Post your favorite fighter or your hog
Hilarity will ensue in either case

How many autistic threads have you made on here today that got 0 replies?

This guy got worked so hard lmao

Post your fedora collection or savings account balance
Hilarity will ensue in either case

What do you mean

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>Toilet Till
>Latrine Ladd
>Urinal Urijah aka team Omega Manlets
>Outhouse Ortega aka T-CTE Roidtega
>Gent's room Gustafsson aka Anus Gus
>Restroom Rockhold aka Flushed Puke Cockhold
>Washroom Woodley aka Tyreese Snoozley
>Men's room McGregor aka Gab Gooby
>Potty Poirier aka Pissoir Poirier aka Dustbin Poorier
>Loo Lee aka Gevin-up Pee
>Cesspool Cerrone aka Clogboy Cerrone
>Diaper Dodson
>Kakalina Kohlercowicz aka Dookie Kookie
>Bathroom Borg
>Portajon jones aka Junkheap Jones
>Scat Zingano
>GloryHoley Holm
>W.C. D.C. aka Drainpipe Daniel
>Khapiss "The Bagle" Nurmagopoopoo aka Khabozo Urinegaymedoff
>Ben Rotsmell
>Blendin Shart aka Sexuality Hybrid
>Commody Garbrandt
>Diarrhea Dos Santos aka Face Plantos
>Poobert shittaker akd Doobby Wheetkaker
>Valenpeener Shitstinko aka Foul Bullet
>Stinkpee Miocic ake Sleepe Stenchic
>Rose Namurinas aka Thud Rose
>Alistair Diarrheem aka Pottychair Odorstream aka Garbagepail Urinestream
>Shogun Pooa
>TakePee Sperguson aka El Cacuy aka Tony El-Poo-Poo-Wee Ferguson
>Soil Stack Smith aka LyingTurd
>Wandiarrhlei Silva aka Uma C-T-Eicia
>Farticio Werdum aka Febrezetheroom Offumes
>NateCan Diarrhiaz
>Henwee "The Cringelord" Cepoodo
>Cumarpoo "Nigerian Sewer" Poosman
>Max Hollogay aka Min
>AlexCANder VolCANovski
>Crap Barry
>Cuckby "Cuckos" Cuckington
>Rafael Poos Canjos aka Raphael dos Baños
>Grug Sharty
>Lames Dick
>Franpiss Manguano
>Dirtdick “Black Fece” Lewpiss
>Tai Pooivasa
>Yarear Rodrepiss
>BM Punk aka CM Puke
>“Smellin’“ Sam Alvpee
>aCANda “Lionpiss” Poonez
>Boy's room benavidez aka mr. Olivi
>hard-stool sterling
>Jorge "inbred" Massivepile

>Puke Thomas
>Jackoff Slack
>Shitt Okamoto
>CTGayllacher
>Shitriram

>Pissuania
>Peeden
>Poozil
>United Cumdom aka Poonited Pissdom
>Bumgaria
>Bumerica aka PooSA
>Germanpee
>Peece
>Pissreal
>CANada
>Binland

>(You)FC
>UFSeethe
>PooFC
>CUM Championship
>Pissin
>Smellybore
>India Pooper Plight League
>Cumbate Americunts
>Burger King Flight Coop

>MMgay

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i only post on heem, sports are retarded and gay (Like you LMAO)

Stipe you fucking faggot

Your parents got worked hard when they first saw you lmao

You're on for savings account balance bitch post yours

Just wanna say that I would absolutely HEEM the poster above, and the poster below me if we ever met IRL

Yeah of course a NEET shut in who never leaves the house hates sports.

Cringes

honestly reckon we could take vancouver by force

Something something Derek something Lukas something something twitchy something something spammy

It's all just one guy in a wheelchair

A girl just invited me out for the weekend and i told her im not sure if i can make it and id have to "maybe cancel other plans" when in reality i wanna sit at home and watch ufc 241

Has this sport turned me into a semen slurping faggot?

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Let's see that savings account fatboy. What are you afraid of?

pay your taxes, wagie.

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lunch breaks over wagie
Get back in the cage before Mr Shekelstein docks your pay again

I actually just wanted to check out your hog tho

prime lola runs through 115 and 125

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Yup that was their exact reaction hahahahahaha

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yes

post girl, hog and favorite porn video

why not just tell that dumb bitch the fight of the year is on saturday night and she can come over or fuck herself duh retard

what about hong kong

Let's see yours bitch post a mint.com screenshot

just get her to watch the heems with you cazzie

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Nah you're just a loser who's addicted to Yea Forums. You can just as easily avoid spoilers and torrent the card free the next day but instead you prefer hanging out with mentally ill losers with no jobs

Hey coral you there brother?

What's the difference LMAO
but in all seriousness we should have stepped in and recolonised HK before the red army rolled in and curb stomped the whole population

What are you so afraid of? Post your savings account. Do as you're told fedora man.

>savings account
lmao poorfag learn how to fucking invest your money

cando vacaca

>invite her over to watch fence-hug with me
I dont want her to know im gay WTF DO I DOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Let's see that investment portfolio. I wanna see how much a corny cornnington fan is actually worth LOL

invite your boyfriend over i guess idk dude

business idea: HEEM army overtakes Sealand and begins the Special Administrative Region of HEEMtopia

Not afraid you're the one that started about savings accounts you should be the one posting first
I'll post mine after you post yours regardless whether it's more or less

has anyone here(doubt) ever dealt with plantr fasciitis?

think I fucked up my right foot from the step-in in roundhouse kicks and the teeps

>official decision
>staph by submission

mint.com screenshot of net worth or you're full of shit

I asked you to do it first lol if you're worried then it's fine. I know you ain't got much anyway, you're a canby fan after all!!!

why is pee being such a baby

>a girl asked you out
How do I get to a point in my life where this happens?

see a fuken podiatrist m8

what's the excuse forgetting ruined by Raging Diarrhea and RDAnus

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how much you think I'm worth? Guess

an ''outer heaven'' for memers and neets
well make diamonds from their ashes

reminder Nate Diaz got melted by a featherweight

Get yeself on tinder big man and bang a different 3/10 every weekend

I invented jon boners

Below $400 net worth

For sure it was staph even though Poovin Pee gasses in every single fight

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Going to test out a new betting strategy this weekend.

Just bet $100 on whichever fighter has the bigger looking hog at the weigh ins.

I’ll let you know how it goes.

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Be funny. Not Yea Forums toilet humor funny.

Lmao why do you suck bong cock you fag

>having a """savings""" account in 2019 A.D.
enjoy your 2.5% fag

>le put girls on a pedestal man

OH SHIT IT'S THAT ZIP FURIO

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my dream?
having a chi' 'le 'za
any of you gamers ever had one?

Do you have to be rich to go to a decent university in US?

No.

a CHI lezza? Sounds fat and disgusting

Post your investment portfolio and which shares you own. This should be funny!

how much debt do you want

nonce alert

if your mum and dad are poor it's free

I’ve finally taken the redpill, I never thought I’d ever say this. But after rewatching Perry-Luque, my mind has been changed. My mind has been changed in that the fight was LESS competitive than I’d originally thought. He was beating the shit out of Luque on the feet and his chin has increased and held up tenfold. Mike not only won the stare-down against Luque, but he won on the ground as well. He lost the decision, but more importantly he won the story of the fight. Mike perry won the fight against Vincente Luque and he will win the war.

Perry beats Luque in the rematch and I don’t have a single doubt in my mind about it. He is the greatest fighter to ever walk the planet.

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Perry was robbed

God bless America

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Rory 2.0 with that glass nose. Lol Luque deleted his career. His nose will end up breaking in every single fight he has from here on out. It was a good run.

Grow up.

*robs you *

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No he wasn't

thanks

Everyone post hand sizes and we estimate how small our hogs are. I’ll start

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Toilet tier analysis, my b. Loo Lee usually gasses after 2-3 rounds of grappling, not one. Against Al, Lee grappled for 2 rounds straight, before he just stopped going for the TDs (probably felt fatigue setting in). Against RDA, Lee grappled for 3 rounds straight before he gassed. Against Barbozo, Lee grappled for 4 rounds until he was unable to get the TD in the 5th round. These were the fights where he was healthy.

Against Poony, Loo Lee was able to grapple only for one round until he was unable to get the TD in the second. After the second round, he was literally complaining to his corner: "I'm just so tired". I'm sure Lee havign staph in that fight was just a coincidence and taking antibiotics (something that is known for killing cardio) didn't affect his gastank at all, my b, one hunnit percent.

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you've got a log of a hog for shore

tony used to look relatively normal

I still remember the day you posted this and everyone made fun of you and that's when you started spamming. Lol what a basket case you are.

Joe's dog is based as fuck. Plus I think the account is is wife and kids

I fucked up
I almost fucked my work colleague(female)

Whatchu talmbout b? Im a munster for sure

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No one cares loser. Not your blog.

I need someone to vent abou it
Cant tell my frienda

You'll never be able to keep it a secret, people always figure it out eventually. Make sure she's worth it

based

heem > women

i care talk to me mullato
i could easly have scored my friends sister this weekend she so wanted it you could see she was just waiting for me to kiss her when i took her home
thot btfo

oh so we're not your friends? too cool for us after you (almost [zero chance]) had sexual relations? some people...

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>almost
worse for your social standing and work career than actually just doing it bro

well here's my net worth probably not as much as some mother fuckers on here but I don't own a house.

at least I post and am not a pussy about it unlike this dude

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literally have no-thoughted my investment strategy and have over 10% growth since inception. little over 100k in snp500

michelin man out here watching heems

Are you The Michelin man?

Did you really think I was gonna read all that? xD

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>Against Al, Lee grappled for 2 rounds straight
the first round was all stand up, he gassed himself in the 2nd trying to finish from Al's back

So many effeminate flags on heem these days

You have to weigh at least 300 lbs

>the first round was all stand up
Yeah, but Lee grappled in rounds 2 and 3 and got the TDs. He also expended some energy in round during the standup. This still shows that his gastank was in a much better condition compared to when he fought Poony Canguson.

Kek thanks for the laugh
I meant irl friends
Its different, she has an older bf, i dont want to fuck her, but we were drunk she teased me and i ended up doing very dirty stuff in the toilet with her, a friend disrupted us... Im glad it didnt happen i dont want drama on my job

Colby "Chaos" Covington

did you leave the seat up? not flush? forget to wash your hands?

Or you know because they fought at a high pace and kevin pee sperged out harder than you looking for a finish

GOATby ''GOATos'' GOATington

>the state of this "banter"

Based and platinumpilled

Sucks

Kamaruby "Kamaruos" Karamuington

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>in the toilet

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Took you 30 mins to come back with that...For shame

Except in round 2 against Al Kevin Pee threw more punches, got 2 TDs, didn't gas and had enough gas to grapple in the third. The "Poony made Lee work at an unsustainable pace" excuses are nonsense.

Where's your net worth pussy? I posted

jinx you are both forbidden from posting until stipe heems cornyayy

basé

Remember when Dana was the first one to shit on boring cards/fights instead of orwellian-ly defending them?
What happened to our big fat bald orangutan?

youtube.com/watch?v=UE48MNjKW4I

Khabib is undefeated
Usman is undefeated

Corny "lowest ticket buys" Borington

Alhamdullilah, brother.

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Usman is 15 - 1, or something, if I remember right.

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Lmao Farhan Mehmood aka farhanwani97 why so obsessed with Tony?

yeah office romance is a begginers mistake
based friend

Undefeated in the octagon.

how much do u bench

but then id never post again

bout 3fiddy

undefeated in the septagon as well

Jorby "Jhaos" Masvington

I am undefeated in the quadrangle (my back yard).

that's the point

I fucked a colleague that I have been fucking on and off for the past 5 years. If you don't tell, and she doesn't tell, you're good

This guy is a zoomer and doesn't know what he's talking about. People find out if the culprits tell. If you don't, and you're not retarded about it, you're fine

>we did very dirty stuff in the toiler
Like did you shit on her face? You sound like an immature millennial btw

spoken like a true beginner, I'll scoop up the office pussy you leave behind, thanks

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i'm undefeated in the dodecahedron

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>this excuse this refutes my entire premise is nonsense
Righty O. But for sure kevin pee has a monster gas tank because he fought al iaquinta for sure

>, I'll scoop up the office pussy you leave behind, thanks
Absolutely based.

twitter.com/blondefighter/status/1160692331789594629

thanks bongbro

Doesn't refute anything. Lee had more output in RD2 vs Al and then still had enough gas to grapple and punch at the same pace in RD3 AND still had enough gas to stand and bang with Al for 2 more rounds, yet against Poony he gassed in one round and by round 3 was literally laying dead from exhaustion in Poony's guard.

Alright I admit it. I'm sexually attracted to Khabib.

Would you rather fight Tony Ferguson dual wielding butterfly knives or Two Cowboys bare knuckle?

tfw no pussy pats

>yet against Poony he gassed in one round
He had higher output in round one against Tony than against Al. Also more grappling.
>and by round 3 was literally laying dead from exhaustion in Poony's guard.
Tony is a higher level grappler and fights at a higher pace than Al. Why does this blow your mind?

ultra mega giga cringe

So you’re telling me when he fights at a slower pace against shittier competition that doesn’t nearly as effectively work the body and or is at a higher weight, he doesn’t gas as fast? Incredible theory!

He's got a solid 7 incher.

Teach me

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not to mention lee gassing in 2 rounds vs rda

her fights are literally worse than liz carmouche's, but she's next in line unless they see if andrea lee beats calderwood, just awful shut down wmma now

Immature maybe, also i dont see the point in sharing details
I did once make a girl cheat of her bf, i got cheated on too(i think) and i dont wanna be part of that shit anymore
Especially since im seeing the person every day
I dont think the benefits outweight the possible drama it may come out of it nahmean, thats mature thinking imo

Khabitch is his friend simulator and Tony said mean things. That’s how it is for most sheepfuckers

holy shit RIZIN has AI fighters now?

>He had higher output in round one against Tony than against Al. Also more grappling.
Wrong on both counts. Lee Loo had higher striking output in RD2 vs Al and had to work for two takedowns against Al while having to work only for one TD against Poony.

Your entire narrative that Poony forced Lee to fight at an unsustainable pace is false. The one thing that blows my mind is retards refusing to accept the medically proven fact that antibiotics destroy gastanks, since they inherently cause fatigue.

>slower pace
False assumption.

>that doesn’t nearly as effectively work the body
False assumption, Al actually landed more bodyshots.

There is not a single fact that supports Poonyshitters.

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Is your problem the fact that you are inducing a woman to cheat or the fact that she's a colleague?

I'm only commenting on the fact that if she's a single colleague you should fuck the shit out of her because trust me, when you become old af like me, you'll regret all the pussy you didn't nail when you had a chance
*sips

youtube.com/watch?v=RgjGuWrtKb8
i think i got cte just from watching this

Post these stats and I'll see what I can do
>Age
>Height
>Weight
>Martial Arts experience
and most critically
>Unironic hog size

rizin, one, and dwtncs this week

It's Japan, it was only a matter of time until they added robots

absolutely BASED

nate permaheemed his uvula via copious weed smoking

dude is seething everytime someone criticizes khabib or mentions tony, you can instantly recognize who it is by his typing style

Lmao

Is his nose permaheemed? Is it gonna be like Rory's and crack and bleed the moment someone looks at it mean?

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Redpill me on
Rizin
One

Which is better? How does the talent compare to the UFC?

>False assumption
Not an argument

>Al actually landed more bodyshots
Over a full 5 rounds, and like I said Tony landed the more EFFECTIVE bodyshots

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my greatest fear. if perry loses his killer instinct because of his nose, he's done.

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>Tony landed the more EFFECTIVE bodyshots
Prove it.

>Decent University
No university is decent they indoctrinate you to become a worker drone and cripple you with debt that you will only be able to remove after staying years in the workplace

>no homo inshallah

Also, I don't get what you're trying to say with that pic? UFCstats are worthless garbage, because the stats presented are incomplete (e.g. they do not include control time). Estimating output based on strikes thrown is something that ufstats is useful for. You sound like a sub 60 IQ mongoloid.

you mad

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you mad

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I’m not an inbred shitbrain mudslime like you. Anything else?

I'm no expert, but:
One is better in terms of skill level. How does talent compare? Well Sage lost his first One bout, and so did Eddie Alvarez. And DJ apparently had a good striking contest in his first One bout, but he remains undefeated there.
I'd guess that One is about Bellator level at the lower weights at least. Could be wrong though.

Lee attempted 0 takedowns in the first round vs Al compared to 1 against Tony you dumb sheepfucker

I genuinely worry about his mental health if Colby beats him
Feel like there's more than a 30% chance he'll an hero

Like I said: sub 60 IQ mongoloid. I'm comparing round 1 vs Poony and Round 2 vs Al, which is something I have specifically mentioned, but I guess murilards can't even read.

Till heems Khabitch

>Also, I don't get what you're trying to say with that pic?
Yeah that doesn’t surprise me, you’re a retarded terrorist who’s going to be like every other one and kill themselves when Khabeastiality gets his jaw broken

Thoughts on Usman's hog?

The retarded goatfucker cant even comprehend the contradiction of shitting on Fightmetric then using it to prove a point of his

chill bruv he

Refusal to provide proof is equivalent to admitting being wrong.

Amazing arguments, as expected from a sub 60 IQ American.

packing that prime naija supreme delight mate
youtube.com/watch?v=KWrHTlms3zU
anyone got the webm of usman running down the stairs in his compression boxers? juicy

Dusthalal'adin Poeridjinn is gonna take a fat sultan sized oily black gold shite down Kahburgers throat

>I'm comparing round 1 vs Poony and Round 2 vs Al
Why not compare round 1 with round 1? Because it destroys you piss poor argument.
>Tony made Lee work hard in round one, therefore he gassed sooner
>Al did NOT make Lee work hard in round one, therefore he gassed later
It's quite simple, you cockroach

Rizin has a handful of aces that stack up against anyone with less depth overall. But it's more about putting on a show and going full tilt with production value and stiff matchmaking

Where can I bet on him being beheaded shortly after victory?

You cant prove a subjective statement you failed abortion. Unless you want to suddenly prove your false assumptions statement?

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Which episode of ultimate surrender is this?

lol perry is the GOAT

>UNIRONIC UFC HOG P4P RANKINGS
(Based on Visual Proof, Hearsay, Educated Guesses, and Speculation)

Top 10
10) Israel Adesanya
9) Thiago Santos
8) Corey Anderson
7) Zabit
6) Derrick Lewis
5) Uriah Hall
4) Sean O'Malley
3) Tyrone Woodley
2) Yoel Romero
1) Kamaru Usman
This is undeniable proof and only a micro penis would contradict this.

only on betdsi

>You cant prove a subjective statement
So you admit that your statement about "Ferguson landing more effective bodyshots" is subjective garbage (aka something you've pulled out of your ass)? OK. Meanwhile, here's the objective statement proven by actual stats: Al landed more bodyshots.

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So you admit that calling my statement garbage is subjective garbage too? And that Kevin Lee has good cardio is subjective garbage? Oh no right, your tiny sandnigger brain is too stupid to understand logical consistency

DC fears Ngannou

>genuflection
>reverential

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Pfft, that's nothing.

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>So you admit that calling my statement garbage is subjective garbage too?
No, it's an objective statement proven by statistics.

>And that Kevin Lee has good cardio is subjective garbage?
Strawman. Kevin Lee had noticeably better cardio in all of his recent fights when he was healthy compared to to the Poony fight.

Literally sub 60 IQ.

RDA underrated, he's for sure top 10

>no magumbo

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Wewie

U N I T
N
I
T

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looks like she fucks black guys

Pick'em Heem
>DC v Stipe
>Pettis v. Diaz
>Natty Paulo v. Natty Yoel

My picks:
>DC
>Pettis
>Natty Yoel

How does a big guy like him manage to be such a fucking cuck?

#2 most fuckable MMA fighter.

Yummy

fuck I forgot about Ngannou,
yes, he's probably top 5

No it isnt, its entirely subjective garbage sorry. That’s proven by fact.

>Strawman
You don’t even know what that means

>Kevin pee has better cardio against shitty bums at a slower pace and higher weight
Amazing theory again, catfucker

Pretty sure his daughters/wife runs this account

Sleepe
Nathan
Yoelito

Why are white people so obsessed with dogs?

Why does DC not get love? You think he gets heemed this time?

WhT the fuck is going on here

we have this strong desire to control other living things that must love us or else they don't get fed

You're the American, you tell me.

a mere trick. the can is small.

Why don't non-whites take their dogs to the vet?

>its entirely subjective

>Al vs Lee
>Al landed 111 significant strikes
>17% of them are bodyshots
>Al landed 111*0.17 = 18.87 = 18 significant bodyshots

>Poony vs Lee
>Poony landed 54 significant strikes
>11% were bodyshots
>Poony landed 54*0.11 = 5.94 = 5 significant bodyshots

>Al landed thrice the bodyshots Poony landed

Now, you're going to show me which part of my statement is subjective.

>You don’t even know what that means
Precisely the reply of somene who doesn't know what "strawman" means. I never said that Lee has good cardio, I said his cardio was better in other fights when he was healthy.

>Amazing theory
Not a theory, just a basic statement of facts. Facts actually proven by statistics.

Bullshit, you've never met a dog you don't know that loves you even if he doesn't know who the fuck you are and you're never going to feed them?

It's the honesty and companionship that Americans like about dogs, because they don't get it in American people

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I don't have any idea who wins the fight honestly. Neither really have many advantages over the other. I just picked Stipe because DC seems to have one foot out the door, he doesn't seem as determined as Stipe.

Luke would have been fine if he sat in guard desu

I am a little confused here. You are disputing claims I never made.

is that some joji nigga

Some chick in my apartments has a dog that always runs up to me to pet it, it's annoying

The punch that heemed Cockhold's career

Till of the Toilet

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>You are disputing claims I never made.

>Tony landed the more EFFECTIVE bodyshots

>sub 60 IQ amerilard continues to humiliate himself

Not the same user, but who's Poony?
Also, this comment:
>Al landed thrice the bodyshots Poony landed
seems objective to me.

Because I don't give a single fuck about the well-being of a stupid, dumb, brainless animal. It's there to protect my home from intruders, not for me to love as if it were my own child. If it dies I'll get another one. Fucking weird ass wh*tes.

Wouldn't that be more motivation? Does he really want to leave the UFC with an L?

Dog ownership is a genetic thing. Study just came out. Google 'dog ownership heritability'.

Whites have a unique affinity for dogs.

>who's Poony?
This can over here.

>seems objective to me.
That's because it is objective, based on actual data.

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And you wonder why people hate you. It's because your people don't love, first and foremost

>you've never met a dog you had your you could you’ll do you wants you you could do so you you’ll do you could you you want loves you even if he doesn't know who the fuck you are?

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>listening to JRE
>he starts talking about some UFC fighters
>some weights are mentioned
>look these guys up since I don't watch UFC
>realize that most of these guys are turbomanlets

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What's legitimately the matter with you?

chill out bruv I was agreeing w you

Who else here plans on watching Romero-Costa on mute? I cannot stand to hear Rogan creaming himself for 20 minutes talking about their power, explosiveness, and how they are specimens. I’m sure the winner of that fight gets the rights of being Rogan’s bull.

dongs have to be nice to everyone they meet because they might be their next owner

t. brainlet, sorry you can't handle that, it's really pretty simple

I know, and I never insulted you.

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mmmm

>dogs have to be nice to everyone they meet because they might be their next owner

t. absolutely retarded, let me introduce you to my pit

Do you eat meat? If the answer is yes, you're a virtue signaling hypocrite bitch.

One love Nazibro

>Protip though: Tony's not a can

Ha, I actually don't other than very rarely

Name a single good fighter Tony has beaten

Does Colby beat nick diaz?

Perry wins all rematches

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keep your niggerlicious dog to yourself

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for me its the old crown medicine show

Is it even possible to have a death-free diet?

photosynthesize urself doggy

crow fuck

I want more sexy pictures of thug rose and I want them now

Rogan will be extremely sexually aroused watching his potential bull suitors fighting it out.

This is what actual projection looks like

I thought this was just a meme until I saw them preview 241 during a card and Rogan starting freaking out over Romero/Costa and literally didn't even mention the main or co-main.

I want Paulo Costa to breed me desu

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Ryan Hall is top 10 for sure. If you ask anyone that trains with him, it's an absolute beast of a hog.

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Been a long day brothers. I need to sit, have a hard drink and watch a 5 round fight where a fighter comes through big adversity to win the fight in the end.

Whatcha got /heem/?

Idiot

>This is what actual projection looks like

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Kamarudeen is going to turn the tanklet Canby Bumbington into a pancake.

streamable.com/2d3gy

It's true, brov.

youtu.be/nNuj1GpF5tw

Heembedded

He gases in like 1 round right

Keep projecting your insecurities and weird fetishes on more successful men than you lol

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Frankie vs Maynard 3

I foresee a similar scenario happening. Stuck in the mud stiff.

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>Volkan "no time for cardio" Poozedmir

more like fullcan

Probably the widest decision in UFC history

OSP legit got robbed here

We talmbout Rogan? He has literally used the term "boom, magic" when describing interracial porn featuring white women and black men.

this little goblin has freakish power

I could give a fuck. He could be the president of the entire planet, but he'll still be a cuckold

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I wonder why, probably got nothing to do with that set of nice perky a-cups he's got

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Post the link
You're the real cuckold here

>hooknose coalburner with a niglet
Literally can't imagine the level of masochism required for this

Bullshit

Tony flushes kebab

EMBEDDED IS OUT
GET IN HERE BROS

youtu.be/nNuj1GpF5tw

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is that her portrait in back of joe?

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kek
did you just invent that netherbro?

Khabib has never lost a fight

heem yourself newfag redditfugee

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He's so perfect

you can have it lad

Fatmier is based. Fedoresque in his physique and down to Earth humble. A true American hero and an inspirational figure.

Perry should really watch the second half of Raging Bull

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Mizugaki nooooooooo

DC is getting heemd

Oh I literally just learned that. I didn't know Joe's wife's grandparents were literal holocaust survivors.

>try to heem myself
>clap after ever hit
>2 hours and 500+ head strikes and still cant do it

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEMBEDDED

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hold on, buddy, that sounds like my marriage!

easy to talk shit when a fucking ocean separates me from you pussy
everyone knows brits are terrible at mma anyway

thingken about jones

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Punished Stipe is going to wrestlefuck DC for 4 rounds before heeming him in the 24th minute

>wrestlefuck DC
I don't think so my dude

>Stipe is going to wrestlefuck DC

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You must have a small hog

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post training songs
youtube.com/watch?v=4WrcNFp2gos

>brits are terrible at mma

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I really don't see how anyone is picking Paulo Costa to beat Romero. He was getting BTFO on the feet by Uriah Hall at times, even dropped. And people think he's going to stop Yoel?

>t. didn't watch the first fight
I would bet my house that Stipe gets more TDs than DC by a wide margin

*gets pancaked*

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Which way?

ONE, RIZIN, DWTNCS what do YOU want picks taken for?

Removing ref reaction time, who actually has the fastest knockout, still Masvidal?

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I guess I've been lying about it since 2014?

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Nathan Wood would spark you out in 10 seconds flat fat boy

I feel like theyre only getting matched up on physique alone. Its as if a casual were playing matchmaker and picked the two guys with the best glamour muscles.

This isnt fair to costa

I can't think of a quicker knockout

>posting on /heem/ for over half a decade
Y I K E S

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Rizin

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>african
>brit

youtu.be/qJKOQ2fdfzM

what is the acceptable length of posting career, o wise faggot

could be worse; he could be you

For me it's Tyconderoga or possibly Maze of Mystery

Colby?

Name one(1) middleweight that can heem yoelito

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that was his only good round though

Romero is 42 and he likes to coast in fights

Tim Kennedy
Paulo Costa

The one that will Saturday. Pooel looks like a fat Chris Weidman now

Maximum 4 years of posting on /heem/, after that you need to grow up and get a job.

>he wasn't here for Weidman vs. Silva I & II

double yikes

Legend

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Till

kek I wouldn't change places with him for several million quid
I'm half his age, twice his height and don't raise my wife's daughter

This

Link the proofs

He is going to get heemed in Round 2 by Yoelito. Mark my words.

>twice his height
Sure thing little man

Adesanya

>3 round fight
Costa only has to survive 30s of Yoel, Romero only "fights" for 30 seconds in a 3 round fight and about 45 seconds to a minute in 5 round fights.

not even for an elite spinning back kick?

Josh was losing this fight before the KO

Josh was winning this fight before the KO

unironically was don't tell anyone
I swear there was a guy on here who said Weidman would snap Silva's leg before it happened.

>he isn't "working" right now

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Except Paulo is an above average striker and he hits like a HW

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Holy shit nate diaz is so mentally ill

>perfect spinning back kick but your wife takes black dick
sophies choice

based slackposter

Natty?

Ladd's training partner

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based poo on nuts
never seen a push kick KO someone before

You couldn't check my low kicks

>Pettis is of Puerto Rican and Mexican ancestry. His grandfather, Eugene Perez, Anglicized the family name from Perez to Pettis to avoid discrimination
Wtf Pettis is a spic? I thought he was a tanned whiteboi this whole time.

>counters with a straight right

Eugune with the 200 IQ

>hits like a HW
He literally fights like max holloway, using body combos and eventually tkoing his opponents

He couldnt even one punch heem hendricks

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Is it more impressive than the guy who predicted Bathroom Ben getting KO'd in 5 seconds?

archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/93729193/#q93729587

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Why did Travis "Crapa" Browne stop fighting?

This is a silly meme

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Married Rhonda

decided he'd rather breed Ronda and produce turbochads to avenge his flushing

His body combos are lethal and it's proof of how hard he hits if he's making fighters give up after absorbing them

30 seconds in round 3, 15 seconds in round 5

Ronda has more money than God.

I see no lies. One pump chump

Grow up

You suck

He threw nothing for rounds 1 and 2 and then decided to explode in round 3

Khabib Nurmagomedov is a product of good timing

every one of paulos fights hes marched forward the entire time so I dont really see Yoel getting the chance to set up a combo like this

want to start a /heem/ classic wow guild

>Throwing 48 strikes = throwing nothing

>pettis is coming to KO Nate Diaz
He's already lost what a brainlet

*genetics

Did you even watch the fight?

pretty epic but he was off by a second

Which server do leaves use?

Carmouche

Yes I watched the fight

>whitoid shit stained mutt
Pft hahahahaha no thanks

Then you know Romero did nothing for the first 10 minute s

Arnold Allen and Mike Grundy would 30-26 the fuck out of you

Pretentious

>Tf
>Tp

Its entirely possible

Now I know why Jones hates this dude

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>lives in a corrugated shack
>with a corrugated head

>Arnold Allen
manlet
>Mike Grundy
manlet

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>tfw no dunkin donuts qt to save from the shithole known as cleveland ohio

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But he clearly did. Have you considered that your memory of this fight from a year ago might not be flawless?

herod, fuck timezones

>Luke fancies himself a persecuted heretic

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Post webm proof that Yoel landed significant strikes on Whittaker prior to round 3

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Hey /heem/,

My name is Dillon, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat legless, schizo, no-lifes who spend every second of their day comparing hog sizes. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people when you don't even train, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on wikifeet.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the Gracie academy, and starter on my combat BJJ team. What martial art do you train, other than "jack off to Aspen Ladd's brapper"? I'm also undefeated in Bellator, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves.

Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch"

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look at this fake ass nigga
>maybe your memory of the fight if sub-par
bitch maybe you're a little ninny that can't accept the old cuban has low output

what a coincidence, pettis did too.

Cringe

>getting decisioned by a manlet
yikes

I'll do that if you do the same for Whittaker first. And I thought we were talking about output, not significant strikes landed?

Um, awkward

For me it's blueberry muffins

>maybe your memory of the fight if sub-par
Uh, in english doc?

Perry was robbed

Yoel's output is the worst of any top fighter. He literally just coasts and waits for the perfect time to explode; it's a good strategy cause it often works but it's not a reliable one.

For me it's cranberry orange

>umm, excuse me, you had a typo
what a poindexter

mfw mom buys mcdonnies

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of his nose

Yeah he got robbed of his nasal breathing ability

Why didn't they subtitle Stipe?

streamsludge might be going herod though buddeh

Whittaker is out cold there for a second

Your fat sausage fingers are trembling with fear to the point that you can't even type properly. Sit down. Be humble.

>Sit down. Be humble.
absolute cringe

too bad Yoel burns out so fast he could've ended the fight on either one of those knockdowns.

make sure you tell Yea Forums how this went

My new thread:

She was on Today. She likes chicken in Coca-Cola. Very American. Much fattening.

He also freaked out mentioning that it will be a match to see who has the best body type (something that he already mentioned in his podcast) while commenting the last fight Cyborg had, it was fucking hilarious

It's funny...because he's not funny!

This is America. You get fucked by your dad here. Your mom can fuck right off.

Lee is just a brap fighter, literally only signed so guys can stare at her ass, would be terrible if they threw her to the wolves and had her fight someone skilled

10/10 would suck

trips confirmed that ryan hall has a micro penis