MLS cringe

You know what? I'm giving Orlando a pass. They literally had a guy shoot up a gay bar.

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The derby names in MLS are pretty gud I'll give them that. Orlando-Miami better not disappoint.

HIV prevention

There are any based footy clubs in the USA?

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What's your definition of based?

fuck no

>this thread

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with some right-wing supporters

This one got to me

Inter Miami desu

No. All MLS teams are owned by the same entity and thus have to get anything and everything signed off on by the corporate leadership

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>that feel when you're left wing but hate mls beause of all it's ultra lbgtasdf+ shit that plagues the league

please just let mls die

This is embarrassing

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Do they play the national anthem before a MLS game? Any of the players take a knee?

how exactly is a highway sign that's existed longer than the league 'MLS cringe'?

There are no football "clubs" in USA. There are business franchises owned by the same conglomerate.

Because the intensity and skill involved in an MLS game should never be associated with “Hell.” The only Hell is what fans subject themselves to while watching the 10th best league in the league

Because it's attached to your faggot league now, this making it cringe you dumb slut

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In the world*

Had ya against the ropes and blew it

Right wing ultras are still cringe

Fags and hipsters who couldn’t name the positions on the field

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The banner gets me every time

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>the 10th best league in the league

this would never be allowed.

>mls
>hooligans

These two words are diametrically opposed.

OI YOU HAVE A CAPO LOICENSE TO SING THAT SONG?
MORE BEER GOY!

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St Louis isn't in MLS (yet)

Why do they do this? Do they not realize that no one in the stadium is actively challenging them? That there is no "pro-racism" group with their own banners. It's a completely fucking empty message, especially since it's against an abstract concept rather than any specific group. Imagine defining your beliefs as anti-this and anti-that. They clearly are so itching to destroy something, that they need to prop up some universal enemy just so they can say that they are rebelling against it.

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I would so much touch the drums if I went to that stadium

ops pic might be the least cucked team so that should tell you everything you need to know

People come out to these games to support their teams and have fun all in a civil manner and you guys think that's cringe? Cringe is having a nationwide ban on spectators in the league because we can't games with spectators without some sort of security incident happening.

Would you really want to be sorruonded by all that? Just the thought ..........

Why are amerifats incapable of critical thinking?

Maybe down in the USL leagues. The league structre here is retarded so you'll never see them on television or hear about them anywhere. It's a shitty pay to play structure that requires multi-millionaire sugar daddies to bring about.

They do it as a message against all of society and will use any current event to justify it

mls "fans" aren't a great representation of "americans". most of the people that is aimed at haven't set foot on an athletic field or attended a sporting event in their life

They don’t come to support them. 75% of people at MLS games go because it’s “counterculture” or an “event.” They don’t know anything about the game. LARPing Fags

Spee just reflexively hates anything remotely liberal to be edgelords.

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As opposed to what American sports fans?

I'd rather have Greek or Turkish ultras than reddit: the league

>People come out to these games to support their teams
Do they? Most of them look like they are there for something else

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I hate the league but begrudgingly accept that it's the best football we're going to get around here. See you in the stands, user

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This isn't exclusive to mls/the national team and you know it.
Same boat as you. Like the sport, hate the league. And SUM. Fuck SUM.

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youtu.be/yv4SpjMinlQ509

What's with all the gay shit? Is it just during pride month® or all year round?

Pure fucking cringe nuke this league

SUM has lead to the sanitation of the sport to an extent where attendance may not even be enjoyable. I'm hoping the team ends up like the Blues and Cards where most fans are whites and many are rural (like myself) driving in to see the games. Went to the Cards game today. May be less liberal in general

LMAO

youtu.be/yv4SpjMinlQ?t=15

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Do the timbers still have that dude who cuts the log?

I died

Not sure. But that's the single upside of that team.

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>Go to Europe every summer
So this capo faggot only attended friendlies for tourists and acts as an insider? Haha

Yeah, you're full of shit. The "supporters groups" and "ultras", sure. But having been to MLS games because what the fuck else am I gonna watch live, the vast majority of spectators are normies. Literally suburban boomer dads, and parents trying to give their little league soccer kid inspiration due to be CTE scare. It was just like any other sporting event I've been to. The guys with the drums and rainbow flags are segregated to their own little autism corner.

Also, interesting she asks him how he got the job
Everybody involved looks to be paid to act as they do, it's all fake as fuck

Holy fucking cringe

>not a political statement
lmao, it's like the banner equivalent of a sassy t-shirt from Kohl's.

>learning the trade
Takes years of study to properly get pissed and sing songs. Pic related is a master craftsmen a true philosopher.

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>doopin' mental

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>anti-homophobia
>implying pro-homophilia
Kind a weird stance to take when you think about it.....

...what?

Imagine going to a soccer game and feeling compelled to wave a flag because you take it up the ass or like vag. Gays are so self centered and insane

EPL, Serie A, Bundesliga, and your gay little La Liga all start their seasons in mid August. When does summer end again?

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Well, at least those niggas look like they can fight.

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>youtu.be/yv4SpjMinlQ
>his fake brit accent drifting in and out

At least he's honest. In Europe there's probably over 100 gay pro footballers that can never come out.

Why would anybody care about their sexual preferences?

I don't personally but nobody comes out cause of all the abuse they'd get.

If your league fans throw bananas at black players do you really think they will be okay with a gay?

The fuck is SUM?

absolutely not, the CHI teams are probably the most conservative though ironically

I dunno, spee idolizes right wing ultras, soooooo...

Kek they'd be throwing dildos at him

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I think most don't give a fuck
And just like everything else in football it should be fair game for abuse
It's strange the whole 'hey, nobody asked or cares but I want to announce in public I take it up the ass', instead of simply doing normal life with their bfs
Theres an exhibitionism and narcissism in the situation I can't agree with
Everybody knows penaldo is a fag and nobody cares

I hate Portland so goddamn much

he's not handling retirement well

Odd that their stuff isn’t in moon runes.

Kek

They can't have a normal life with their bfs. The paparazzi would be all over them. Why would anyone want that target on their back. That's why you can count the number of open fags in the history of European football in one hand.

There's literally nothing wrong with these.

I saw Zlatan play this season at an MLS game. He scored two goals and generally dominated. As he was walking to the tunnel after the game in the middle of rural assfuck America, about 20 insanely loud Swedish fans with flags were basically crying with adoration and wanted him to talk to them. Never even looked up from the ground. They all got very mad afterwards. Loved him ever since.

If you are an American attending a soccer game and bring a flag, musical instrument, megaphone, tifos or are looking away from the game 90% of the time because you think you are some sort of "capo" you should be thrown off of the highest point in the stadium. Change my mind.

It's like across between a late 90's skinhead chick and a boomer.

Plenty of famous fags have no problems with paparazzi, not sure why football players would be any different
Also, you're giving reasons for them to stay quiet instead of coming out
The truth is nobody cares about their sexual lives and announcing it in public like it was a new Windows release is bizarre and childish
The rest of us don't revolve around their dicks, we don't even care about their lives, we just want to see some football
Imagine adam johnson going public about liking little girls, or other players announcing how they like to fuck their wives or what kind of porn gets them hard
Nobody cares and making a show goes against the normality they supposedly want imo

Pretty naive I'm afraid, especially during the rise of right wing populism.

I got all my sistahs with me

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>watching mls

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Yeah those famous fags aren't footballers all im saying is its different for gay footballers than anyone else. If coming out was such a parade and performance and nobody gives a fuck how come nobody in football does it?

>eurocuck samefagging his thread this hard
the ultimate cringe

"no"

lol what kekistan gaylord are you quoting?

ur mum lol

I’m predicting either some shit like “The Sunshine Battle/Fight/Showdown” or “I-95 Derby”

>user on the left
Shit post irl and see what happens

They do play the national anthem like all pur other sports and I’m not aware of anyone protesting it

Please no

It mostly “comes out” during pride month, every now and then you’ll see one or two guys with a rainbow flag or lgbt+ flag. I wish it wasn’t pushed so much (except Orlando gets a pass cuz of what happened) but it’s okay I guess

This

I'm trying to get into my local team, but I can't get excited for inferior product. Same reason k can't get into college sports.

Gods how I wished this shitty niggas took part in libertadores, imagine going to face a bunch of drunk fanatic drug dealers throwing rocks at them in la altitude de la paz while crying because some argie broke the leg of their player and got away with a yellow all the while losing by 6 or more and having the entire crowd calling them with the most offensive homophobic slurs, gods, bring méxico back and mls together so we can laugh a little

Sorry Joao, we just don't give a crud about libertadores

watch your language, paco. We say doop here.

there's a 0% chance its in English bro. Its going to be something in Spanish for sure.

oh no you are coming back too we need to laugh as you get to the final and is reffed by some argie

It's wrong to throw human pee or dog pee at suburban dads

hehehe, its only part of their culture user, don't be a biggoted racist, the explosive flare and the broken glass bottle too

Not even mls related. Will always be based.

I like the idea of an alternate universe where football took America by storm and places like Alabama have Lazio/Rangers/Zenit style "villain" teams that fly Confederate flags, chant racist/homophobic shit at the opposition and sing Confederate songs while the team on the field play murderball on a muddy, torn up pitch

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NCAA college teams and some of the semi-professional clubs like in the SFSFL or CSL
You'll never see them on tv even if the make it far in the US Open Cup (since that's ESPN+ and not the main network). Like your leagues the soul is farther down and not the soulless top couple of leagues

MLS will never reach these power levels

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This is called "college football", user

This

In the maryland stadium they don't stop serving beer at a certain time like in other stadiums.
Don't know if that's changed at all.

>this

mlels and USMNT fans don't give a shit about the sport. Talk to anyone who says an MLS or the national team as their 1 seed. Without fail they don't want watch European leagues and brag about it as if it's something to be proud of. This is why the US will never amount to anything at an international level. They're so far up their own ass and refuse to be honest about the quality of their league and players.

Crimson Tide FC would be wild

MLS is a garbage fucking format and a literally gay league. It'll never properly take off. You have millions of Americans interested in USMNT and Pulisic but have never even watched one MLS game, because it fucking sucks.

>Nordecke
Yikes

I don’t know bro. Soccer is Europe’s most popular/masculine sport like football is in America. The only openly gay football player got blackballed and I’m sure norf fc’s fans wouldn’t want a gay guy

It fucking sucks that I can’t just go watch a soccer game and support my local club without getting a rainbow flag shoved in my face or seeing stupid shit like this.

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based transsexual Bane

>tfw no trequartista bum to massage

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Oh dear

Was watching Leeds Forest at the weekend and in one of the corners there was a big banner that said "MARCHING OUT TOGETHER", I died inside.

Big brain way to fix MLS:
>split the country more so that there is New England sized leagues all around the country
>aim to have it so that the longest travel distance between the two most far apart teams is no more than 500 miles
>Introduce relegation

Thank me later

No that's unlike our league, soul is there even with the big clubs

Portland in one Picture

Bottom far right pisses me off so bad.

Imagine they had to play in Eastern Europe against Slavia Buzzcut or Srbja Bone Heads.

sad thing is regionalism is what made america great and the current sentiment is to downplay anything unless it's national

don't even really like soccer but think this would be a good sustainable way to develop it. mls just wants to pour money into a ponzi scheme and be a cookie cutter league like our big 4 and it's absolutely going to overextend itself once it can't expand anymore

no chance of them even coming.they would get beat up and robbed just as they set foot in eastern europe.if they have some faggot flag with them one of them would more than probably get stabbed lol

Shit like this makes me never want to actually attend a game even if I get a free ticket

They'd all fucking die lmao

What’s your implication? Tossing the players a nutritious snack seems like a very nice gesture to me. European fans are based

same

Why the OBSESSION with gays? I could understand maybe a flag or too when Pride is on but seriously this is just bizarre.

It's Portland
They are a odd bunch

Just imagine being a normal straight male underneath that banner. Even the thought of having that hang over me makes me seeth

Those bigass “social justice” flags probably aren’t cheap. (((Someone))) has to be paying for them

Maybe because even the fags agree it's unnecessary and childish

>Watch the capos for song number and end signals
My fucking god

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FIGHT

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Don't worry mate we know. American soccer fans are as cringe to us as British basketball fans are to you.

AND

There are British basketball fans? Lol

Do places like Portland and Seattle have college teams? If social are the fans like the people who go to MLS games?

>planning songs to the minute
extreme autism
is anything in America remotely organic?

I went to a basketball game as a kid purely on the back of NBA jam.
Very disappointing experience.

how has this not been posted yet
youtube.com/watch?v=QPwLncJDDss

Usually college teams are located in smaller towns, and the ones in cities sponsor sports that aren't football, thought they attract fans throughout the state. Seattle does have a big football college in the University of Washington however, and Portland has a smaller one in Portland State (who plays in a lower league compared to Oregon and Oregon State)
The culture is going to depend on the college, but it's infinitely more natural and tradition-filled then MLS. Remember that many teams are as old as your soccer teams are.

>Proudly showing off the symbol of a terrorist organization

the wiggers at my school used to like nba. I think it's the most popular american sport here.