/NFL/ General: MVPeterman edition

LMAO, shut the fuck up

Old bay is pretty smart when it comes to football knowledge unlike bradys cum sponge.

Then why doesn’t he have any rings or MVPs?

A manager invited to a “meeting/lunch” tomorrow after I completed my 2nd interview last week. What should I expect Yea Forums bros? I’m nervous.

>me and brady’s sixth knee

TRIP
ON
FAGGOT

Please put your trip on so I can filter you

Reminder - bradysleftmoron admitted to watching blacked porn before. A true weirdo.

He will after this season

Gurley is never getting a ring.

lol beaners

Lose weight fatty

Not likely. The cowboys suck and have a shit QB, a drama queen RB, and a terrible coach.

>The new data comes from a United Nations report, which found that 32.8 percent of Mexican citizens are overweight, compared to 31.8 percent of Americans.

Dak, Zeke, and Garrett are all top 6 in the league at their positions

He willl with the raiders

>

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That doesn’t matter since 100 percent of you is fat

eat shit shitskin

I feel like the two most underrated players in the league are Lamar Jackson and Earl Thomas.

Whiter than you Sir Prynce DeQuavious Brown III

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then act like it Kid Rock

OH NO NO NO NO
>AINTS

Wow Carson Wince gets uglier by the day.

>Dak, Zeke, and Garrett are all top 6 in the league at their positions

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Dak, Zeke, and Garrett are all top 6 in the league at their positions

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>judging men's looks
queer

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>free 5th round pick for Vedvick
>free 4th round pick for Flacco

Kek. The Ravens are playing 4D chess while your team is playing tic tac toe in the mud with a stick.

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>in the mud with a stick

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Top 6 quarterbacks:
1. Mahomes
2. Wilson
3. Rodgers
4. Dak
5. Brady
6. Brees
Top 6 runningbacks
1. Kamara
2. Zeke
3. McCaffery
4. Leveon Bell
5. Saquon
6. Gurley
Top 6 head coaches
1. Belichick
2. Carroll
3. Andy Reid
4. McVay
5. Tomlin
6. Garrett

Ravens will still miss the ploffs

Harbaugh is a top 5 coach Cowpoke.

...said no one but you ever

Literally whomst

>6. Bills

fuck off faggot, no one asked for your two cents

The ploffs?

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>didn't take Big Peter Nathan when they had a chance
1. Peterman
2. Wilson
3. Brees
4. Rodgers
5. Brady
6. Luck
1. Peterman
2. Lamar jackson
3. Saquon
4. Kamara
5. Zeke
6. Chubb
1. gruden
2. Carroll
3. Arians
4. Everyone else
99999999999. Cheater

Damn you’re stupid

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you may only reply to this post if your team is currently undefeated

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as long as he has Zeke around.

>peterman
>lamar jackson is a rb
>chubb
>gruden
>arians

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As long as amari is around*

massage your shins and knees about half an hour in advance. try to maintain eye contact, even if you're choking. cup the gently pull down on the balls. keep your tongue in motion constantly. don't be afraid to puke if it comes up, just let it out. it's only smells, and will help lubricate your throat.

>when you expect your QB to score more points in a game than his IQ

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>Tomlin
Tomlin? It’s time to confront your crack addiction, user

94747357
Jelly

you're both fags

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Use an image to summarize the career of your team's first round pick from 2016

>Vernon Butler

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>imagine thinking that in 3 seasons, the QB who hasn't missed a game, is 32-16, has 11k yards, 67 TD's, 25 INT's, and 18 rushing TD's isn't elite

You Dak haters are delusional

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Favorite football movie?

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Is that supposed to be impressive? Because it’s not.

Thats better than Aaron Rodgers

>1996

Undefeated baby!!

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Rodgers has a ring and better stats generally. One of the two is a future HoFer, and it’s not Dak.

>when you have to bring up what happened in 2011 to cope with Dak's stats

>Rodgers
>hall of famer

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>ronnie stanley

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The Replacements. I also love Little Giants.

>winning a ring isn’t an important accolade for a QB

The Replacements.
>t. Pats fan

You're literally retarded if you think he wont be in the hof, anybody above 100 IQ knows that but they're not going to miss their chance at having the first openly gay man in the hof

at least his first name isn't Rayne

berds

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>Laquon Treadwell

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Rodgers has been in the league for just a little bit longer than Dak

>Little Giants
classic

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But I thought Dak was elite? Therefore duration shouldn’t factor

Trent Difler has a better chance of getting into the Hall than Rodgers

>/nfl/ now has to act retarded to cope with dak

Shane Falco is the fucking man.

>Little Giants

It's weird seeing the dad from Modern Family on there looking so young

Nanners

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At least we aren’t retarded enough to let a chick fuck us in the ass

...say what?

>we

>he's never had a prostate orgasm

Have sex

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i got nothing funny, but kenny clark is pretty good

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skeeup please

go to bed Richard Gere

lol

Literally who?

Based Venture poster

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Imagine having to cheat to beat the Bungles

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like you don't know gerbil boy

The smile of the Cuckold - joy at someone else's achievements for your task.

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>we have a future HOF qb shitposting here RIGHT NOW

Nothing new. The 9ers used to cut headsets on their opponents all the time and teams have had communication issues in Foxborough for years.

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Why are the Ravens so ass blasted by the Patriots?

Because the patriots assblast them during the season/postseason

in pre-season?

>his team isn't undefeated

Cry nigger preseason means nothing

DAK IS EL-
m.youtube.com/watch?v=6sW3yHLBy6s

So what you're saying is that your team.....has a loss? Damn, sorry to hear that

This. Its called gamesmanship. Sportsmanship is for faggots we bout them games son that's the difference between champs and chumps chumps ain't got no games breh

The Ravens are exactly 2-2 against the Patricheats in the post season dipshit

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anyone have a good hard knocks stream? I am a white male. Make sure your response is befitting of my station.

>NFCS all lose except Panthers
Have Depth

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How many rings do they have compared to Brady?

Tell me more

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2, and they have never been caught cheating multiple times.

White makes should have the digniand poise to effortlessly afford legitimate products and not beg for shitty, sketchy streams like a negro

Bold talk from someone whose QB isn't even medically cleared to play

Tell me, how many of those wins were vacated by the “cheating”?

>remotely contest Patriots in any aspect ever
>REEEEEE MUH RINGS MUH RINGS

Nanners
:)

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Seethe

Or the NFL is cheap and doesn't invest in new technology.
espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/10673007/bill-belichick-new-england-patriots-suggests-nfl-hold-bake-sale

>retard plays his starter QB in meaningless games
He’s completely healthy desu.

Friday Night Lights
Any Given Sunday
Remember the Titans
Everything else.

None, meanwhile Ray Lewis's White Suit is still missing.

Its that BAWWWWSTON insecurity and inferiority complex kicking in

>remotely contest the eventual “muh rings” meltdown ever
>NPC response

Cope

Hi.

>people still rate Rodgers

>mistress T, call me a faggot some more!
No wonder he's all in on Lamar.

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Can you imagine if NFL players did a fundraiser car wash?

God they'd pull in retarded amounts of money

So /nfl/, who is your honest pick to finish last this season?
For me, It’s this the raiders. They will go 3-13 this year and next year in their first season in Vegas they will make it to the superbowl and lose to a team that has never won.

THE Minnesota Vikings YOUR SB champs

godgers is a top

Cardinals or Bengals.

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Fuck millie

this wannabe shitposting is just contrived

you will bend the knee soon

Cardinals 1-15 meme college coach fired after 1 year

>dog falls down those 2 little stairs by the door
>laugh my ass off
see you guys in hell

Surprised you guys got Vedvick, especially with Bailey as your kicker. Hes solid. Dont know about your punter though. The Ravens must still have a grudge with the Bears over that bush league shit they pulled in the 2011 draft. Fuck the Bears.

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I laugh at my dog doing stupid shit too, as long as it's not hurt

My dog > your dog

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My dog is a stupid rat shit that we rescued. I want a real dog though desu

Cats > Dogs

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There's gotta be some switching around back-an-forth.

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At least its a dog and not a cat. Fuck cats.

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Wheres Tiki been? or Sneak? I miss when good trips posted.

You'd think you'd pick up your fucking room when trying to show off.

...do you live in an Airplane? What is that fucking door?

The only good trip is a dead trip

>i-it was the communication system!

At Sandals® Bahamas, when someone says "ya mon," everyone says "ya mon" back!

You'd think you'd pick up a fucking salad when trying to show off.

Lose weight

That was when I went camping on Independence day in my 5th wheel.

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Are you implying that I am overweight because you can't clean your room?

Silence peasant. WHERE IS MY HARD KNOCKS STREAM. GIVE ME A STREAM OR I'M DEATH STARRING ALL NIGGERS. I MEAN IT.

You got thick, puerto rican thighs.

C'mon, you don't think he'd be cleaning toilets at Atlantis?

I dont think you know how a knee works or looks like sir.

Imagine not filtering old bay and the patriots fag

Eat less and exercise.

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You could move out that trailer if you shave your legs and put on some knee socks. Trap cam whores make some good money.

That Dog knows exactly how it will all end, too.

I dont live in my trailer, its probably nicer than your house though. Regretting unfiltering you already bro.

bitch imma bend u over my knee and smack that fat ass

Absolute unit, I am in awe.

Seriously, though, if you wanna make some fuckin' money we can get you set up on Chaturbate. Then you can move out of that shithole and be a real person. You know I'll protect you, man.

nah, he is bigger than has partners and seems more dominant, easily a top

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And back to the filter you go.

She'll be back. They always come back when that crack rock hits.

Cam hasn't been limited all training camp.

this is the Grier era

The NFL forcing the Peyton meme ruined him going forward.

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>tripfaggot banter

Old Gay ignoring a screenshot showing Patriots are 10-3 vs the Ravens. Lmao.

That faggot brought up post season play you dumb fuck. Thats what I was talking about. Nice deflection Patrishit

Imagine rooting for a team that STILL has yet to recover from a meme play that re-ignited the DYNASTY?

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Nah, go read it again you illiterate fuck tard. He says season/post season. In fact, I’ll link it for you.

Going back to school tomorrow. I was supposed to read Fahrenheit 451 and Catcher in the Rye but I didn't. Can someone give me a synopsis?

>reading meme books

There's this great website called YouTube where there's literal fucking videos summarizing books. That said, no work tomorrow in Rhode Island because we nuked the Japs to submission.

Both are pleb tier books bro. Read something good like Catch 22, Blood Meridian or All Quiet On The Western Front.

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The offer still out of me turning you out into a trap cam model. Some good fucking money in that, baby.

When I was in school I wrote a book report on why Fahrenheit 451 is racist and gave it to the superintendent.
Didn’t have to read it.

>Old Gay trying to ignore he just got shit on
Lmao. Enjoy missing playoffs

I make over 80k a year lardass. No to your offer degenerate

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Grier didn't look great in his first preseason game and actually might start the year as the QB3 behind Allen. Stop talking out of your ass or listening to national bulletin points.

How exactly is that kino racist?

Its called a side hustle, baby. We can make as much as you need.

>Old bay still ignoring it
Lul. Embarrassing

why does this board have the absolute worst tripfags? jesus christ.

He thinkin' about that money we can make by him havin' fun, playing with all the soccer anons from Brazil.

No one is ignoring shit dipshit. Some retard said the patricheats own the Ravens in the postseason and I pointed out the deflatetriots are 2-2 against the Ravens in the post season.

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Bradbury thinks books will be banned because people find the things in them offensive. People say this today in response to SJW's and liberal college campuses. But that wasn’t a thing back in the 50’s when F451 was written. Instead, there were Civil Rights protests.
He was just asshurt that segregation was being done away with and wanted to write an allegory for it. He was a racist asshole and his book shouldn’t be in our schools.

>shouldn't be in our schools
What a retarded post, I hope you die

Stay mad you seething little bitch. He said regular and post season. The Patriots are 10-3 against the Ravens. Stop picking specific parts of sentences to try and make your garbage fucking team look good. Everyone knows they aren’t.

I think you missed the point of Bradbury's book bro

>this entire post

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>Just watched recap of redskins game
They fucked up bad with haskins didn't they?

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I think you did, as most people do. What you need to realize before consuming any media made before 1980 is that America is an unbelievably racist country and it was way worse in the past.

Carr is cute. Cute!

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Lindsey Vonn about to get GRONKED tonight lads

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>black QB
Finding a good QB is hard enough, much less with handicapping your search by getting a negro.

youtube.com/watch?v=W8yShH8Q9uE

ONE HUNDRED NINETY-TWO BILLION SEVEN HUNDRED EIGHTY MILLION TANZANIAN SHILLINGS

shout out to Old Bay

Thanks friend

It doesn't matter what happens between the Raidurrs and >my Chiefs for the rest of my life. That game and the 31-30 game both still hurt, and they always will

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shout out to Old Gay

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the Chiefs are legit dangerous

What a shit game from Lameme, but the Chargers almost blew that lead too lol

Yikes. Are you just upset the Ravens are such a better franchise than your chorgers?

Your tripcode says K0k (meaning cock) and WIP (meaning work in progress) which means you are a FTM tranny and your cock is a work in progress.

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aka gay

>Yikes
my response too if i threw for only 25 yards and an int in 3 (THREE) quarters

>you’re an Arizona Cardinals fan? But user, we live in Jacksonville!

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really makes you think

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the poopeengland gaytriots

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Washington is kind of fucked in general.

You don't deserve dogs that cool.

wouldn't it be nice to be so white and chady that you can impromptu grind on a woman in national television and you're not burned at the stake

based all around lads!

fucking lol

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This probably was alot more effective before Seis.

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who's got that meme about tom brady only throwing to gronk and ignoring the black receivers?

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madden is tucking trash bros

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thanks man

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Did you not enjoy getting to call Brady a faggot over text message and then humiliate the patriots?

After my niners btfo dallas... are you ready to admit we've turned it around now?

It's pretty obvious that we are borderline playoff team now especially since jimmy g is pretty gangsta this year.

Sherman is still the smartest football player in nfl history to be honest wit yall too. Man has an iq of 160+

Huh?

>Huh?

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I don't have glasses, a beard, and I didn't have my mouth open when I typed that. What are you talking about texting Tom Brady?

Its just preseason, but that being said. We are going to win the owl this year cap it

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Huh huh huh?
*closes hand in your face*

Sorry, I didn't mean to be a douche asking what you meant or anything.

She was enjoying it

This. Did you hear he graduated with a billion grades of A pluses and he's a smart nigga? That's really impressive because that's normally not the case and I find him both intimidating and smart. It's like he's a doctor who hits people for a living, like how can you not be impressed and scared, especially if you're a sorry receiver like crabtree.

Crabtree was a sorry receiver and I never liked him. He held out and was a bust and always alligator armed Alex Smeths precision short to medium ranged passes. I hate that whiny broken footed faggot so fucking much and that faggot Trent Baalke for drafting two busted wrs in the first round.

>be americlap
>see sexual assualt happen
>clap

This. He had no fucking right to invade her personal space like that. She is not a fucking sex toy for Gronk. I mean how would he feel if that woman just came up to him and just started grinding and riding all over his lap? Absolutely disgraceful. It's obvious he hates women and doesn't see them as equals.

>be 9ers
>have Gore and Moss
>throw to Crabtree 3 times

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Wait, that number can't be right. You're telling me the Vikings paid this guy ONE TRILLION NINE HUNDRED FORTY-EIGHT BILLION FIVE HUNDRED FORTY-EIGHT MILLION Vietnamese Dongs? FULLY GUARANTEED?

AND FUCK GROMAN

Not just the 49ers. The 49ers second string who sat all their starters except 1.

Cuckson Intz

They didn't have a choice

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He will only fuck over the Ravens now. At least before they fire his ass mid-season too.

Injuries are down this year believe it or not. The new strength and conditioning team has finally figured it out with the medical staff being proactive.

Those guys are scrubs tho. Taylor was in danger of being cut anyways

Thanks for reminding me he's with the ravens. Another reason to avoid the whole offense in fantasy

>Be the ravens in 2013 with a superbowl roster
>give a flaccid penis 120 million
>go .500 for the next 5 years
>trade flaccid penis in a salary dump so you can start a running back that you unironically drafted as a QB in FIRST ROUND

but hey, they got a 4th round pick so for Old gay its a win

We do? Shit better move to a non-shithole part of the country.

Catch 22 is a fucking meme, almost as bad as Catcher in the Rye. The whole book is a fucking mess.

Real men of Jesus

>I have a school project on a book I didn't read. Can anyone give me simple tl;dr?
"Heh. Sup kid. I'm a named entity on Yea Forums. The book you've been assigned is gay, something I'm an expert about. Here's some other books I googled that pretty well known. Well anyway, hope that helps. Oh click my meme to, it's my face when I read your post. Later new best friend."

>norwegian kicker
You know he will get suspended for PEDs right?

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i wanna disappoint her so bad lads

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>thinks they can beat odd year Panthers
You underestimate the ultimate meme team

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>my "who is your favorite drummer" post have been deleted
>meanwhile bitchknees' and old gay's offtopic shitposting never gets deleted
fuck you jannie

John Bonham and Bill Buford.

Yeah jannies dont delete other jannies posts roach

>Andy Reid
Opinion discarded

Neil Peart and Danny Carrey

Dak didnt do it for you? Or Jason "Better clap about this" Garrett

based
idk if both of them are jannies or they are the same but it's weird.

They're both colossal faggots and need a ban.

Old bay is the typical full of shit ass hole who talks because he likes the sound of his own voice. Nothing he says is of value. Which is a shame since he drags down every other Ravens fan. He's either a mod or an old Janitor.

Bradys8thdick just antagonizes oldbay and shits all over the forum trying to antagonize him because he gets banned.

kek, hello boomie

They're not janitors.

Some of their recent posts were deleted.

archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/94709232/#q94716310

archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/94709232/#q94714618

Just because you don't see it doesn't mean it isn't happening.

>Dak
Found the cowgirl fag

Patriots 2nd round picks:
>2015 Jordan Richards S = BUST
>2016 Cyrus Jones CB = BUST
>2018 Duke Dawson CB = Looking like a BUST
>2019 JoeJuan Williams CB = Worst corner in camp

Someone take the 2020 2nd round picks away from Bill, quick!

Is this little fella gets an offensive line would he win another owl?

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Fair enough. I dont live on here so I get it. Glad they're doing something at least

>Holds ball too long
>Sucks at pre snap reads
>Is terrible at helping setup his blocks
>Too short to throw short passes over middle so LBs can blitz a lot

He had a great O-Line during their SB years and it was same thing, only difference was he had Beast Mode to make defenses respect the run.

As a Seahawks fan I pretty much agree with all of that. Russell is a great QB given his limitations but it'll take something special (like Lynch) to get them another SB this year

Pete Carroll has said Carson is gonna be catching the ball a lot this season

>Sucks at pre snap reads
People say that is one of his big strengths though, him holding the ball for too long is definitely a real problem though but it also is part of the magic he pulls off once or twice a game

Yes

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zoomers were a mistake

Imagine being this retarded. For three or for years, him and Luck had the two worst ollines in the league and he still made the playoffs every year except for 2017 when Blair Walsh cost them several games. The only real genuine complaint is that he holds on to the ball for too long

Bill doesn't make rookies into good players, he makes bad veterans into good players. That way, he doesn't have to teach them to play at the NFL level, he just has to teach them to play his way.

>the NFL crying poor
I've seen it all now

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>kicker famously pulls a Finkle on his team, allowing you to progress in thep layoffs
>hire him
>he fucks up repeatedly
>continues the tradition of Bruce Arians exposing the Century Link meme
I will never understand what the keks meant by this

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browns will win the superb owl

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NPC

Carson wentz will sustain a career ending injury and the iggles will sign kaepernick

Kaepernick will suffer a career ending injury and the iggles will sign another nobody

Anonymous will be a faggot and always continue to be a faggot

How many more rings would Brady have if he had the receivers Peyton had?

-4

>H-he'll play for sure!
>H-he doesn't need to practice!
>desu-they're just being cautious!

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No worries, CHAD Kelly will lead us to 19-0 in Luck’s absence

Since you “people” never leave your safe zone, I’ll post it in here too: Panthers have the best uniforms in football

But ur name bruh is aninymoose 2

But that’s wrong. NFCN in general has the best uniforms

>Andrew Luck: doesn't want to risk healing his calf strain to participate in a Browns scrimmage
>THE CLOCK IS TICKING
>Tom Brady: skips practice to go golfing with Phil Mickelson
>THIS KIND OF FRUGALITY IS WHY BRADY IS SUCH A LEGENDARY GENIUS GOAT
can't wait to go 13-3, win a SuperBowl, and watch Luck receive his first MVP.

Nah. Even their alternates are better

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the vikings uniforms are the most disgusting in the league

Imagine having such a shit opinion, and then deciding to publicize it.

A Bradysknee falseflag. Same politics, personality, and banning people who disagree with his politics

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i can agree with all other nfcn team bu the vikings have the most shit uniform out of all 32 teams

Bait

Imagine subconsciously knowing your unis are garbage so you group yourself in with your division to hide behind the classic Bears unis

Vikings
Packers
Bears
Lions

>fox 5, the home of the super bowl this year
>main sports star:
ROMAN REIGNS.

We are coming BACK to Yea Forums, clearly we are headlining the sports block for the biggest sports network.

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lol eat shit retard

Carolina
Panthers
>The all-black uniforms won the "Greatest Uniform in NFL History" contest, a fan-voted contest run by NFL.com in July 2013. In July 2013, the team's equipment manager, Jackie Miles, said the Panthers intended to use the all-black uniform more in the future.

Looks like roman's about to get the shit beat out of him

The centennial throwbacks for this year are fucking awesome.

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Anyone who hates Wentz is a non believing shitskin. Thank you.

Socks are gay

Literally who

WWE is a sport in the same way gymnastics are. Entertaining physicality that judges judge

I'm watching a game from 2004.

The difference between it and today's NFL is night and day. Today's games take forever to end because of all the flags and play reviews. What happened?

you never learn do you

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Reminder that the official /nfl/ realm is Fairbanks-PvP. Horde of course.

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this is our year boys

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Reminder WoW is gay

Yes retail wow is gay but classic wow is not gay. See you in Azeroth brother

Have sex

Bend over

>it's completely normal to have a calf strain for 5 months.
>completely normal to skip OTA's and only practice once

And comparing Brady to Luck? LMAOing at your life.

Belichick was a L T baby in new york and a Brady baby now and he threw the championships against New York because he sold his soul to Satan while he was there to ensure he always had players that could carry him. That's why hes never happy. He knows he's going to burn in hell for eternity for being a shitty coach

This false flag is more blatant than Mandalay Bay

>cuckolina saying other people don’t leave their safe space
The ironing
Panthers uniforms are good, but the best ones are the Bills

What are you even trying to imply?

What are some nice team jerseys to get? There's this Vintage clothes shop nearby that does them. Anything about either their actual team, uniform design or both can come into play.

>Andy Reid isn't a top 3 head coach in the NFL right now just because he hasn't got a ring

right now best coaches in NFL are as follows
>Bill Belichick
>Andy Reid
>Doug Peterson (He hasn't had a bad year headcoaching yet. If he had more years under his belt he'd be above his mentor Andy Reid"
>John Harbaugh
>Pete Carroll
>Sean Payton
>Tomlin (You can shit on Tomlins ability to hold together a locker room all you want, but he still brought multiple teams of different talent to success multiple times)
>McVay
>Garrett

Also, it's too soon to put Reich in here yet, and you could argue he's being carried by Luck but I swear Reich will be a top 10 HC.

>Garrett

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>Also, it's too soon to put Reich in here yet, and you could argue he's being carried by Luck but I swear Reich will be a top 10 HC.
I guess we’re about to find out since Luck isn’t playing this year. If Reich can go .500 or better with the brisket or CHAD Kelly, then he’s top ten for sure.

2bh i put garrett on there cuz I think he's done a lot with cowboys teams that have been mediocre for the lack of a better word for decades. You could argue garrett should be doing more, but multiple playoff runs with the kind of garbage teams he's had says something.

There is definitely an argument for him to be much lower.

Vintage jerseys? Go bears, they've got a great color combo and have been around forever, plus some of their old unis were aesthetic as fuck.

What is with this gay trend lately of fags in this general insisting rings don't matter? They are the fucking goal. Nobody cares about REGULAR SEASON CHAMP in the same way PRESEASON CHAMPS means fucking nothing. All the regular season is for is to determine playoff seeding. Yes, having a good winrate is important to get the playoff seeding edge, but if you can't actually WIN in the postseason, it's all for nothing.

If you are a coach that consistently proves you cannot win in the playoffs, then you are failing at the one thing that actually matters. Andy Reid could have a 99% winrate in the regular season and he would still be a bum if he can't get the rings. He's had more chances and better teams than almost any other active coach in the league right now, so there's no excuse.

So tired of this participation trophy bullshit narrative you guys have been pushing lately. If you can't clutch it out and get those championship victories in the playoffs, you don't matter. If your coach/team isn't at least MAKING the Super Bowl, then they've essentially accomplished nothing for the year. It takes a lot to be elite, and we shouldn't be so congratulatory to those in distant 2nd and 3rd place.

Reid does not belong above those other guys who have secured rings.

Oh yeah, that's a lovely combo. Them and maybe even the Browns.

youtube.com/watch?v=Prxh7fS_8MI

Reids going to retire with multiple rings.

The excuse for Reid is, is that the time he actually had a team good enough to make the superbowl, he lost to the only headcoach that's better than him in Bill Belichick.

Once again, we have different viewpoints. I think rings for players are essential and important in debates about their talents, and while it is important in coaching, Andy Reid has had numerous post season exits caused by Bill Belichick. His superior in coaching, and the chiefs teams he's brought to playoffs for nearly a decade now have not been that great. Last year the defense was a bottom 5 Defense in the NFL, and he was literally one player being offsides from a superbowl.

I am willing to bet Reid coaches into his 70s with mahomes, Retires with the all time win record for a head coach, and multiple rings.

This will cement him as a top tier headcoach, of all time. Regardless, I'm sure you'll tell me something about clock management, and letting off the gas in the second half to pretend he won't win a ring with Mahomes.

When Reid has the same amount of rings as the other guys on that list, and it's only a matter of time until Reid does, then Reids alltime winrate which is already top 5 for a headcoach will seem a lot more important. Not to mention Andy Reid's coaching tree, which is the biggest and best in modern day NFL, Belichick might be the GOAT, and in my eyes is the GOAT of coaching, but he doesn't leave a coaching tree that's very impressive.

Reid's already has multiple superbowl rings.

This was right before the year in which he broke every single-season record. He sat out training camp, and because it was July/August the sports media had nothing to talk about. Its best to ignore sports media during July/August.

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OG niners is AESTHETIC but the 90s all whites are pure sex no homo.

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>The excuse for Reid is, is that the time he actually had a team good enough to make the superbowl, he lost to the only headcoach that's better than him in Bill Belichick
And yet Tom Coughlin and Doug Peterson don't need those excuses, now do they?

>and he was literally one player being offsides from a superbowl.
"If" doesn't matter. He was offsides, which is a coaching discipline problem. The Chiefs were also first in penalties and penalty yardage for the year. That is a coaching/discipline problem, and it finally bit them in the ass at the worst time possible in 2018. Nobody cares about "if", and those that do are retards. "If" Manning's linemen got called for holding in the 2007/2008 Super Bowl, the Patriots would have been undefeated. If this, if that. None of it matters.

>I am willing to bet Reid coaches into his 70s with mahomes, Retires with the all time win record for a head coach, and multiple rings.
And I bet he doesn't because he's already proven who he is.

That's a beauty, it's nice I think without a yellow highlight unlike the Chiefs jersey 'cause it reminds me too much of Manchester United/Liverpool.

While I agree with your sentiment, Peyton’s record year was 2013, so that article wasn’t written right before that season. Still, proves that missing training camp isn’t the worst thing. I’m very nervous about Luck though, he isn’t Peyton Manning.

This was before the lost season. The Colts under Irsay are nearly as incompetently run as the Browns and Redskins

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>a pill popping drunkard is bad at running a multi-billion dollar organization
I'm flabbergasted.

Hey, that's not very nice...

>every NFL team is worth over a billion dollars
I expected there to be some loser teams worth like $900 mill but damn

There’s only 32 teams for 3 1/2 million people plus foreigners

*300 1/2

Go chug asshole juice you poop fucking butttard.

This is why we will never see any more expansion teams. It’s not in the owner’s interest

>Seethes for literally no reason
Take your meds haha

This is good, other than the fact that you rate Garrett

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We will see 4 more teams coming fairly soon. They just might not be American. Teams are already making flights to England and Mexico, and there will be pushes to move in on Canadian territory for 2 Canadian teams(1 East 1 West to cover the market). So that's 4 teams right there, and barring that, they can find one medium sized market for another American team.

A 3x6 AFC Divisional split and 3x6 NFC Divisional split will occur within the next decade or so.

Apologize

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The NFL cant expand into Canada and it's an 8 hour flight from the west coast to the UK.

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>The NFL cant expand into Canada
They can, and will make more moves to do so soon. Yes, they have the CFL which they're happy with, but the NFL will look to expand there slightly to siphon market share with a big boy team in the same way the NBA did with the Toronto Raptors.

>it's an 8 hour flight from the west coast to the UK.
What's your point? The NFL has been pushing the NFL in London and Mexico. They aren't just doing that for fun.

That image really stressed me out thanks dude. Delet this

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I forgot that Luck had calf surgery this year.

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>What's your point? The NFL has been pushing the NFL in London and Mexico. They aren't just doing that for fun.
Londoners can enjoy their team being jetlagged every away game then. Maybe they can play all their home games in the first half and all their away games in the second half

If they set up a team in Europe (which I don't think they ever will outside of try to launch NFL Europe 2.0), the only way it would work is if the home and away games were bifurcated with 8 home games in a row and 8 away games in a row so they're not flying internationally every other week.

>NFL Europe 2.0
Can't wait for the Super Superbowl. The American National Football League champ vs. the European National Football League champ.

They'll work out the logistics of it. You think they're going to keep their greedy paws from expanding to a global market just because of jetlag? lol

Theyd also have to do some scheduling to make sure the visiting team never has to come from the West coast, it's about the same distance from New York to London as it is new York to LA so it wouldn't be too bad.

>You think they're going to keep their greedy paws from expanding to a global market just because of jetlag?
It's risk vs. reward. The NFL already makes more money than any other sport while being relegated to only the States. Will the NFL risk this to do an incredibly expensive expansion in hopes to grow the market by a single-digit percentage?

I don't even think it's possible for them to do 8 away games in the US. They'd need a central base camp when they're in the US but all the college and pro fields will be used for football and no high school could really accommodate them. They'd be stuck being nomads in the US.

>champ
No, it’d be the European champ vs the #32 American team

Times where the 'bad' guy ended up revealing that the 'good' guy was actually worse in the end?

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>This arrogant piece of shit actually believes he's worth Wentz money
How much money is he going to lose this season for not just taking the $30 million, which was already an overpayment for his talent?

DO you think Zeke is considering how hard he'll get exposed without him and how Dak having to take less money means he'll get more

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They will cou terrible with 33, dallas will cough up 31 and it will be done with. Then they will regret it when he shits the joint up for 4 years

>ill the NFL risk this to do an incredibly expensive expansion in hopes to grow the market by a single-digit percentage?
Yes. They're already doing it. Have you had your eyes closed for the last several years? Have you missed all of the ads and pushes they've had for Mexican players? The London scheduling? They've been pretty blatant about expanding for a while now. It takes time, but that's what they're aiming for.

Counter*

>no games missed due to injury or suspension
>32-16 during 3 regular seasons
>11k yards
>67 TD's to 25 INT's
>plus an additional 18 rushing TD's

Dak is objectively better than Wentz

Wentz will be Matt Ryan: an irrelevant "almost" guy. Dak is basically Case Keenum on a great team.

/nfl/, who's your favorite fan base to trigger?
I love triggering Pats and Vikings fans

>dak, steps into it
>pass is CAUGHT
>COBB! SIDELINE! TOUCHDOWN!
>UNBELIEVABLE
>COWBOYS WIN IT

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None. I don't assume anyone in this general is actually a fan of the team they claim they are. Probably 50% that reveal that info are false flagging a team they hate.

Exactly. Dak on the Cowboys reminds me of Keenum on the Vikings. Game managers that are good enough to keep an excellent team on course, but not good enough to elevate them to an owl. They both put up conservative numbers with low TDs low INT, but few turnovers.

I think Dak is a good QB and a good fit for the Cowboys but they shouldn't pay him $30 million +. They should let him test the market because I don't see any team offering him more money. I mean who would be in the market for Dak at over $30 million?

Miami will try out Rosen and if that doesn't work, they'll have a high draft pick and just draft a QB. Cincinnati may move on from Dalton but their owner is cheap as fuck and won't pay that much for Dak.

>Wentz will be Matt Ryan: an irrelevant "almost" guy
That means he'll get a ring because Doug Pederson is an actually good coach unlike Dan Quinn

You pay players for what they will do, not what they have done. There's no way Dak's career averages will keep pace with Wentz from this point on

Is that why a 42 year old man is getting paid $23 million

Wentz will never play a full season ever again. Mark my words

Brady makes the Pats an Owl contender every year he plays. Dak doesn't

>a QB that literally won the superbowl last year
are you retarded?

He's making $28M.

>/nfl/ doesn't know the difference between contact/non-contact injuries

How long until the Colts pull a Peyton Manning on Luck?

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Not until they're ready to tank for the next elite prospect

I don't. Explain it to us?

>have done
What Brady will do is get old and retire in 3 years maximum. A team with the choice between Dak and Brady would choose dak every time

Ravens, Vikings, Cowboys, Green Gay, and Steelers.

So ship luck, tank, get Trevor Lawrence?

And that's why Brady's contract is for 3 years
>A team with the choice between Dak and Brady would choose dak every time
Is that you Skeeeup?

colts are eyeing brady free agency

>A team with the choice between Dak and Brady would choose dak every time
Yeah just like no team would ever pick up an aging legendary QB to make a stab at a ring. Like say, the Vikings.

there's literally not a headcoach in the league that would take Dak over Brady even in the current year

>And that's why Brady's contract is for 3 years
It's for 1 year. The final 2 years are cap saving trickery, they're automatically voided and he can't be franchise tagged. It's, in essence, a 1 year $28M dollar contract. It was to save cap space.

Wentz tore his ACL getting sandwiched between 2 defenders. That's expected of the human body. Guys like Jimmy G have torn ligaments without getting touched. Those are the oness you worry about.

Wentz's problem is taking too many hits trying to make superman plays. As long as Pederson insists on getting him to play more like Foles and not fight for every yard, he'll be fine

>WRs Brown, Lockett, Metcalf, Moore
who can stop >us if Wilson just throws verticals every play?

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lawrence is overrated af all these people saying hes the next peyton manning when hes going to wind up sam darnold

>if Wilson just throws verticals every play
If you throw the ball vertical it'll come down where you threw it up, dipshit.

>Metcalf

Metcalf can't run routes

me on the right, jannie on the left

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This. What a dumbass. He also suggested Wilson "throw the ball up the field" when puking has like a max distance of 2 yards and it's hard to eat a football anyways.

that's why I said verticals. Go back to soccer

Can't fumble the ball when it's in your stomach right?

Did you get banned or something? Eagles shitposting?

>Go back to soccer

It's football actually guv

The evil empire is finally crumbling

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>you now realize the NFL is the only American sport currently under a dynasty

Brady was 15/19 no interceptions I believe. Hoyer and Stidham threw all the interceptions and were 6/16 and 6/12 respectively.

>some nobody with a few crumb followers
>posted here
Hi Sean.

stupid jannie deleted 2 of my posts for "off-topic image".

What are double birds?

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Nah, it means that the defense is so good now it can pick off the GOAT seven times.
Patriots gonna win games 40-0 this year

They picked off backups.

He stuck up both middle fingers. Are you really American?

I've never heard of double birds in my life. Plus it's a retarded way to say he flipped him off

Eagles and Seahawks, the holy double bird. The Raven and the Cardinal is the double dirty bird.

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Are you an actual NEET? You're either socially inept or a shutin. Giving the bird is mainstream American lingo.

If you think "give him the double bird" is a good euphemism for flipping someone off with both hands, you have brain problems

Bird rankings
Ravens > Seahawks > Eagles > Falcons > Retardinals

>Giving the bird is mainstream American lingo.

No, it isn't. I've spent all 30 years of my life in Arkansas and never heard of double birds.

It was good enough that I instantly knew what it meant

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This is compelling stuff

>double dirty bird
>cardinal and not falcons
You had one fucking job

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You're literally the only American who thinks that. Ask any other American what "giving the double bird" is, and they all know.

TYBC
Y Y
B B
P G

People barely speak English in Arkansas

Glad I'm not autistic like this guy anymore.

Okay okay senpai you're right. I slipped up. What is the Cardinals then? We have the holy double bird and the dirty double bird already.

>2014 Malcom Butler CB : UDFA
>2016 Cre'Von Leblanc CB : UDFA
>2018 JC Jackson CB : UDFA
>2019 D'Angelo Ross CB : UDFA
Really makes you think

Did your town rapist confirm your autism was in remission?

Arkansas is a flyover so that explains it.

Are you retards really going to waste your time and energy defending a shitty euphemism?

>Mass replies
>Is a fucking retard
>Doesn't know basic American slang
Post your green card, Paco.

>town rapist
oh god the laughs from that thread, that one and the "her breasts grow to the fuck" one were the funniest ones I been in since the "it usually takes a crane to get it out" one

Again, you're literally the only guy that thinks that. I've never had a single person this confused over giving the bird. Even kids know what that shit means. Hell, that's when most of them learn it.

>Defending a well known euphemism
Vs.
>Making fun of sperg for being sheltered and sperging

>mass replying
when is this going to be bannable?

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Go back to r/Yea Forums

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Hmmm...

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94756047
>posts "pepe"
>wants someone else banned
OH THE IRONY

Yikes...does that mean Andy Dalton is better than we thought or Aaron Rodgers is declining?

I'm not sheltered nor am I "sperging out"

>ironic coming from the faggot who has a white dick obsession

>including a season he only played half of and a season he played through injury he got week 1
weak bait

94756075
One stale and dying meme vs something newfags and retards have done since the dawn of Yea Forums

So did the half season not count for some inexplicable reason? Are phantom injuries a valid excuse now?

Imagine if Rodgers had AJ Green

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They're just the Tardinals bruh. They have nothing interesting or compelling. Their helmets might as well just be blank white. They're the NPCs of the NFL

If you look closely, the games played total is only 1 less by Rodgers.

half a season where he literally wasn't playing? yeah that doesn't add stats

When the jet lag produces a subpar product nobody watches, yeah

Then it's truly bizarre you're straining so hard to tell a bunch of people that they're rare cases of hearing a well-known phrase

Right but those stats have Andy Dalton and Rodgers playing the same number of games. Well, Dalton playing 1 more game. So what does it matter if Rodgers missed half a season if Dalton did too?

Dalton was also injured last year and missed half the season

Andy Dalton is a good quarterback on a shitty team.

>well-known phrase

It's really not

Where did you immigrate from?

learn how to use greentext retard

NFL is rigged. Rams are winning the season. Storyline for the 100th season is how ancient they are in the league to help reestablish them in Los Angeles coupled with their Super Bowl win

Say that to my face and not online, shiggle.

It really is. You are literally the only American in this thread that somehow isn't aware of what "giving the bird" or "giving the double bird" is. I don't even get why you're so insistent on this. Is it really that unbelievable to you that, as a desert dwelling hick, you might be kind of isolated from mainstream American culture?

Dalton confirmed elite, the red rifle smear campaign is the medias most successful one to date.

*INHALES*

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Lol

idiot lol

Don't worry, when they inevitably don't win the Super Bowl, you are your retarded kin will come up with some other narrative or reason for whatever team wins and forget all about the dumb rigged predictions you previously made.

>Patriots lucked out again
Lmao.

come at me bro, i got my batteries and shit.

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Makes one think

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Can you post the yardage from Superbowls only? Curious to see how Rivers does.

You folks will FREAK if you do a Google search for "double bird"

>implying google knows what something as obscure as "double bird" could mean

Dubs and Bills win the AFCE

If it was rigged it 100% would have been a Chiefs/Rams owl last season. "Come watch the rematch between the McVay Homunculus and Mighty Mutt, HOW MANY POINTS WILL THEY SCORE THIS TIME!?!" The Chargers will probably have the much better LA team showing this year.

>Last 2 digits are 7 and 3
>7-3=4
>Bills lost 4 Superbowls in a row
>Pats might reach their 4th Superbowl in a row
Not looking good for the Bills.

you have to go back

Zero results

Except it does, lol.

>same number of games played

Who should we blame when Luck finally dies?

NEW

>thread reaches maximum
>jannie deletes some posts
oof

It found several images of people flipping double birds for me.

More like 4th in the AFC East. Sorry. Maybe they'll beat the Dolphins, though.

DALTON IS E L I T E

Nah

>The Chargers will probably have the much better LA team showing this year.

People still fall for the Chargers meme every year

> week 2 of preseason
> still no /ffg/

Fucking nu-Yea Forums

...

>Dak is pushing for 40M a year
Fucking top kek
>Jerry’s face when
Watch Dak be the reason the cowcucks won’t sign Zeke

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Yeah, Hoyer and the rookie are bringing the whole thing down. Saboteurs!

feelstitansman

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