/hoc/

*posts man with open mouth*
CAROLINA TEAM BAD

that man has big lips

thats the colorados music

where did that gritty/overwatch/comcast shill go today?

*posts anything making fun of the canes and their reddit celebrations*
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

*posts*

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Friendly reminder the 100 million get will be approximately 7:50 AM (EST) on Saturday, February 29, 2020.

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this nigga worked as fuck lmao

*busts out of the league as quickly as he came into it*

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Montreal Canadiens

7:49 am now that I'm posting

is this mrazek?

carolina is a goalie graveyard

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do you think le habs should trade for this player?
eliteprospects.com/player/395520/marcus-kallionkieli

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thats edmonton

Scott Darling.
Already, he is forgotten.

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oh I remember him, he's that florida panthers goaltender, right?

what have i missed in summer slam just turned it on

just go back and read the script

ha ha yeah, for like part of an afternoon

lots of gay niggas

/cric/

Wrong, that's carolina, they've had 4 """starting goalies"""" since 2016.

*angery*

sucks

have sex

so does edmonton correct?

just watched karla kush's blacked video bros

dilate

Is pic related worth playing for someone who has never played a hockey game before? It's going by really cheap at the moment and I'm wondering if it's worth it.

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literally just got home from day drinking and having sex. you'll never be a real woman

>the old starter that they'd had for about a decade before that period
>the "goalie of the future" who came into camp horribly out-of-shape, busted hard, and had to have the starter's job taken back over by the same old starter by the end of the year
>one half of a 1A/1B tandem from last season
>the other half of that 1A/1B tandem, who's still around and is the presumptive starter now
I've seen way worse.

play Super Blood Hockey on Steam instead

Something being "worth it" is subjective and different for each person.
It depends on how much free time and disposable money you have.

sun

fun

Flithadelphia is the goalie graveyard of the nhl

no
>I've seen way worse
Like who?

We've already talked enough on the flyers

Don't care. Just wanted to correct user's statement.

No you didn't

>I've seen way worse
>Like who?
Philly, for one. They played like 8 goalies in a single year last season.

>mandrama fag
>having sex
choose only one

hate cricket

they have sex with men

yeah they're also a goalie graveyard, but they have only had 3 """"""starting goalies""""""" since 2016

>""""""starting goalies"""""""
You could be as arbitrary as you want with the cutoffs for what does or doesn't count for that.

flames desu

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don't care about cr*cket

It's going for £8 which is peanuts, and I can probably spend an hour a day on it.

30 gp seems like a good starting point for a starting goalie, most get more starts than that though

true, i dont see how anyone who enjoys greased up men grappling eachother couldn't be a homosexual

>just going by gp
But what about teams with 1A/1B setups?
That's usually just a sign of the team having two good goalies on their roster at once, not a sign that something's necessarily going wrong for them in net.

Mrazek and Mcilehnny got more than 30 starts each last year as a 1a 1b tandem.

thats looking at it with a glass half full, in many cases thats just a sign that both tendies are mediocre at best and 1 isnt good enough to take over the crease from the other.

svenska.yle.fi/artikel/2019/08/09/kangurun-pa-aland-ar-nu-infangad-se-bilder-pa-willys-aventyr

Based retard

And I'd say that's looking at it with the glass half empty. It could be a sign that the team has total confidence in both goalies, and is using both of them to ensure that they're always rested and neither gets over-played.
A 1A/1B setup won the Jennings last year.

Why is /hoc/ actually talking about hockey?

wow a tandem setup won a team defense trophy.

Butt itches

>team defense award
el retardo

>in many cases thats just a sign that both tendies are mediocre at best
If either of them was mediocre, they wouldn't have won the Jennings.

>it's better to have two backups splitting time than 1 solid starter

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>two backups
based retard

>wojakposting

every year the team with the fewest goals against at the end of the season wins the jennings, if they had 2 tendies that year then they both get credited, if they only had 1 then he gets it alone. its not an indication of the tendies ability in any way.

>the isles weeb tries to talk hockey but gets blown the fuck out
seen this one before

Oh im sorry which teams ar lehner and grease starting for this season?

Ray Emery
Corey Crawford
Manny Fernandez
Niklas Backstrom
Robert Esche

>the fewest goals against
>its not an indication of the tendies ability in any way
>in any way
I get the argument that the defense obviously contributes, but fucking wew lad

dare I say, I live rent free in your head and I didnt even start this convo

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The Jennings is basically the "I play on a good team" award. Absolute garbage.

was just about to point out that not a single anime girl had been posted yet

yea because all the tendie has to do is play 25 games to be eligible. even a regular backup can end up being credited for it, doesnt mean he is equal to the starter that he was with.

Chris Osgood won two Jennings """""""""""""trophies"""""""""""
Imagine thinking the Jennings has any meaning at all.

dont even know why they give it to the goalie. they should give it to the team collectively.

chris osgood wasnt that bad of a goalie though

And the Vezina is just a popularity contest that isn't an actual comparison of raw numbers.

>all the tendie has to do is play 25 games to be eligible. even a regular backup can end up being credited for it, doesnt mean he is equal to the starter that he was with.
And does that accurately describe the Isles' tandem last year?

le stand behind an elite team man

31 nhl gm's opinion>>>>>>>>>>team statistics for individual awards

If winning the Jennings is so good why didn't the weeblanders re-sign the Jennings winner?

no but it still doesnt make the jennings relevant

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because sorokin is literally on the way. Lehner isnt a long term option and he wanted way more money. inb4 cheapasses, but theres a reason for everything when it LL, even if hes an old fuck

why isnt there a trophy for sv% if there is a trophy for gaa?

Managerial retardation.

>munchen

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Crawford is legit, he backstopped 2 cups.

Backstrom is legit for what he was. A solid goalie that carried an average team. But that is how Minnesota operates.

Fernandez is a meme goalie that zoomers cant comprehend.

Esche is just another in a long line of Flyer goalie fuckups which is another discussion altogether.

Ray Emery was a legit starter at one point, backstopped the Sens to a final. But he was outspoken and never got along with the media. He won a cup in 2015 as a backup to Crawford in Chicago. But since he didnt get along with the media, CBC cut away when it was his turn to raise the cup, so he never got his moment on tv. Sadly he died a year or two ago. Drowned because he probably got drunk and passed out in the water.

RIP Ray Emery.

backstrom also had his back fucking die

ha ha pusy

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Ironic.

anime

F

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If you're older than 6 years old and you can't swim, you don't deserve to live.
Simple as.

Kallionkieli

havent gone swimming in over a year

Every black in the world BTFO

Where the fuck is the original picture.
Pls sauce.

we all know black people are less buoyant, that's science
I've never met a black person that like swimming at all, and that's likely why

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Neither have I, but it's not like I've forgotten how to swim over that time.

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da reall MVP

>muh cups
Osgood won 3 cups.
Backstrom was shit and that minnesota team was a Lemaire neutral zone trap shitfest
Fernandez was shit
Esche was also shit
Emery is literally the poster boy for why the Jennings is an irrelevant trophy, he was only """""good""" when his team was.

Go out and talk to a real girl instead of obsessing over women on a screen.
You DO have girls that you can talk to, right, user?

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>white knighting on the hockey section of the sports section on an anonymous Manchurian fish-skinning fansite

Winnipeg won GT20 so I'm gonna be a cricket fan for the next year at least and I mustve got too much sun today or something so expect nothing short of ridiculous tonight. I feel like a fucking alien

youtube.com/watch?v=oh8zcbC_Dcw

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my jeties won the cup in 2019. simple as

>white knighting
He's making fun of the fact that you're alone to mask the fact that he's also alone.

back 2 back 2 back cup champions

my pengies :3

Who's the cutie being blocked by the annoying ass panther logo?

AYYYYYYY LMAO GO RANGERS

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>tfw I know the answer but I won't say it

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>3dpd

off to take a piss

Summer slam /comfy/ get in lads

weird looking horse

>gonna take my ayy to the old town lmao
>gonna scream till I can't no more

went to the gym today. had a deep and profound realization that i love fit milfs

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i'm bored. we watching man drama for kicks?

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Yeah m8 get in the comfy

Total Recall 2012 wasn't as bad as people say.

where's the stream

>ynr /hoc/s mania gamethread and how absolutely fucking assblasted Yea Forumss janny got
Seems like a decade ago already

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my ragies :)

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youtube.com/watch?v=d1R64-ZWVoM

don’t know m8 I use my brothers login

>"just make me look more attractive with zero effort" yoga pants
>can't be bothered to find a tank top and a bra where the shoulder straps align
>shoulder tattoo
>hair overly straightened and pulled back
>garish hoop earrings
>nails painted like a 4th-grade girl
>40 bracelets on her wrist because lol
No, user, you love stupid women.

If you watch mandrama you need to leave and not come back

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stop being gay and bitter

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Begging you to get your dick wet

nah, they can come back, it's not like (You)re their Mom or something

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just had a thought

start having standards

How was it?

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

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I've been having some thoughts all evening. Including but not limited to the two police officers I seen being sent by God to protect me from the Indians burning me at the stake and starting a war to take back Canada

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i love big booty milfs and you won't change my mind

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nice taste

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Totems hockey desu

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WE - WANT - HOCKEY
*CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

i used to fap so much to trish and torrie

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Yea I remember using WWE magazine too but only ever the girls

Based /cric/nadian

The rest of you could learn from this fellow

After much deliberation, Yes...

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Xheattle Dickgirls

may I have a little kiss?
>before you go?

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finna cum inside trish

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>se
>attle
>ski
>daddles

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what a disgusting mutant

how many ayyys would you rate this out of 10?

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Real doll/10

Disclosure when

Approved, print and market it.

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Seattle Panthers. Quebec Sockeye. Simple as

answer me chambers you freak

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10/10 architecture I can hardly tell it's stucco

Guise, what do you think about hockey?

>I miss it, frankly

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i can take it or leave it

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Entry level, eventually you will find the the thicc

Hockey... hockey never changes

I'm gonna start projectile vomiting every where unless my 2nd favorite Rangers fan starts posting more girls he finds attractive

i miss it desu

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It changes all the time newfag

holy fucking based

weew
I rate this 7 out of 7, please accept my praise and admiration

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Believe it or not this girls is white.

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digits are how many points he gets next year

i thought ragsmbers was american. or did he move to pooronto which is why he bandwagons back and forth between the rags and laffs?

24 makes sense

Church is for faggots and god is a control device for idiots

Zoomers don't even know what the trolley tracks are.

>being a fan of two(2) Original 6 members
Die

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business idea: horse hockey

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will probably get concussed around game 30 and canucks fans will death threaten whoever hit him on twitter

Nope used to be christian

THAT sounds even more believable

wew

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this will ensure that hockey remains a white man's sport

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Santa baby, I'm coming down the chimney tonight

Ice polo

>implying based skeleton man won't get a 100 points from getting tape to tape passes by quinn "skates around u" hughes

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That changes nothing

That reminds me it's August, I need to start getting my Christmas themed porn in order.

Think I might say it lads

ice hockey

i know my nuckies

I can't wait to get this fucking rivalry started again, lad
>tingling sensations

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seattle tossed salads and scrambled eggs

/hoc/ is and always will be a Christian Nation

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Its going to be the sockeyes bud

hope they do a retro night. metropolitans vs millionaires writes itself and gary would be dumb to not do it

dont know about you guys, but its a beautiful night out to catch the Perseid Meteor showers.
Tonight and tomorrow, best times to see some

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>/hoc/

>a community that recognizes the separation of church and state

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didnt bother with faggy church this morning

tempted to turn off summerslam and watch comfy frasier stream instead

church is for brainlets that need to be controlled and are too scared of dying to accept it

it will, but throwbacks will always be Metros

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petey has been working on his shot. soon he'll be clapping 110 mph bombs desu

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Too much light pollution

You know what? I'm just gonna say it. I don't give a crap about sunbelt hockey

i'm trying to stay calm...

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based and skeleton and Hughes pilled

Then you are just as retarded as I thought.

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>implying being free will actually get you farther in life
No one controls me. Maybe that's why I sit around and waste all of my time on the internet.

You know I never thought about their throwbacks. How long do you think they would wait to use them?

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bet you aren't even an original sixer

how much do you need to put into the cuck plate for god to notice?

Same. I can't imagine what it must be like.

Goalie should have had it desu

*tips fedora*

You would :^)

hard to stop top shelf clappers desu

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first season, easily
seattle it's gonna flex that old Cup in 1917, hang a banner likely, for all its worth until they win a new one
don't blame them factually

maybe a brainlet like you would be better off controlled like a dumb animal, but I don't need a sky daddy to tell me how to live.

Nothing. If your church guilts you into donating money, find a new church.

no they need to save that card for when they start to slump and fan interest starts to wane

I'm in no way religious but if I had to live around anyone it would be white christians.

This one makes sense he didnt have the position for it.

I live in a white Christian suburban community like God intended

Here's an idea being added to my list of movie scripts
>world population reaches 300 billion and concerned wealthy sex symbols (just like me) are saving hockey franchises from destitute sunbelt markets as GaryBot3000 refuses to give up his dream of hockey played entirely on synthetic ice south of the mason dixon

If you are Mormon, I'd like to say hello
My great-great grand dad helped found the Church
We hope you like it

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About that....

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right near the school shooters

hardcore christians are fucking whack. they have these soulless deadpan eyes

I got a better movie
>sunbelt teams exist
>canadian rages uncontrollably
Oh...that's real life.

Mormons are sexy as fuck especially the anorexics

Make one about the /hoc/ eco fascist group turning the world into ice and eradicating the sunbelt for good.

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Hey I happen to like the way this particular leaf thinks, hillbilly

i remember this one time my family and i went to a close friends bbq and one of the couples there were christians who didn't want to have kids because they believed the world was going to end soon. this was about over 10 years ago

what did jehovahs witness? some sort of hockey game?

The angsty teens are getting riled up

honestly been burning trash on my front lawn for years, going to be hilarious when all the sunbelters start burning to death

That's because you're just as retarded, faggot

I wouldn't be so sure about that. The nature of free will is an unfortunate paradox. Scientifically, there is much evidence that free will as we experience it is an illusion. However, we also know that if people are told that they have no free will, they will suffer for it. Less likely to try, less likely to behave with integrity.

If you can put that carrot in front of your face like in the cartoons, and just keep running towards it your whole life, you will win this evolutionary race.

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No user you are the soulles one.

youtube.com/watch?v=JtarTbIpfUY

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boiling

don't talk to me that way chambers

going to 711 isnt a bad idea

Why are you talking about your self?
>exists

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Any hockey on the box tonight?

>Panties move to QC
>sparkledogs go to KC and be new scouts
>ducks move to Milwaukee
Houston can sit at the end of the line forever, desu

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I will plant /hoc/s flag on this frozen planet

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Best possible outcome for the ducks desu

Seething, where's your southern hospitality?

We arent hospitable to fags and trannies

Hockey is for everyone

Will literally never happen

I would love to have a 3x5 of this

I even got a flag pole holder outside to spare
I'd fly this all NHL season, proudly

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hey, im not a f*ggot

Everybody from the south is a tranny because it's always hurricaneing and they have to go bitch to red cross for free shit including water bottles and they have to drink out of hot plastic and the chemicals turn them into retarded sissy sluts, which also explains why they don't like and dont understand hockey

except sunbelters

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i don't mind if you're gay, user. don't reply to me if you're a tranny, however

Then why is he SEETHING at the sunbelt
Czechm8
Then stop acting like one

what!?! no! i sell propane!

Reminder.

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/athletes/

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Reminder canada has more in common with the "south" than it does the american snowbelt.

Thinking it's time to burn Atlanta again boys

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you aren't my real dad quit telling me what to do

Alright, faggot

>this triggers the leaf

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>this entire off season so far

How many days left??
isn't there some pre season hockey stuff? something over seas?

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>86
Is long gone

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i bet ted jacked off today

clip art was never that good desu, it was always 1 or 2 guys spamming it. was never really a /hoc/ community thing unlike spamming >rags

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>sty scrd m8

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>you will be

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this is basically the line between the non whites and the whites

Hey

What am I getting from official NHL sponsor McDonald's? I seriously hope you guys shop at sponsors of your favorite brands. It's all about the brand's. I'm a big brand guy. I believe in loyalty and I believe in the American dream. God bless

Non whites are to the grey

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Spoken like a true ape

sam stop deleting your posts you homo

Woah, a talking monkey

You have no idea how fucking stoked beyond belief I am that my name is the only one that appears twice in your collage. All I've ever wanted was to be loved. And on the hockey note, Hlinka finished yesterday and CHL preseason starts before the end of the month

delusional.
Can you even skate? Have you ever played hockey?

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canada
>hates niggers
>hates faggots
>hates trannies
The south
>hates niggers
>hates faggots
>hates trannies
ALSO canada
>hates the south
Canada confirmed to hate themselves or are retarded. Which is it?

Niggers can’t swim because their Australopithecus skulls means they sink to the bottom almost as fast as their cratering home ownership rates.

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I physically can not do that. Part of the deal I made with myself was to lay on the sidewalk and now the moon's out and I'm scared. I also just killed an actual cricket which would have made me happy any other day of the year but now I'm a cricket fan sooo here we are

I can outakate you and that's a fact.

>outakate
post your skates then

Any Winnipeg Hawks fans in?

Americans be like *doesn't know how to skate*

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we also dont like people who are obese and can't skate aka the south

>Belt
Snow
>Scared Status
Not a little
>Hate Randy
Yes

Yea la right here gonna head down to Maccas to celebrate the win what do you reckon I oughta eat? Also thank God we're not gay

Exactly like praying

Quad quarter pounder

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business idea: /hoc/ samson

When does hockey start again?

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happy opioid awareness month, /nhl/

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God is racist? Wow wtf I love church now!

HOLY SHIT I CAN'T BELIEVE BROCK LESNAR IS FUCKING DEAD

Spotted Sean at summer slam lads

Weird I just spotted a group of 6 Sean's going for a walk. I thought they wore the bed sheets to stay cool not sure why they wait for the sun to go down maybe it's more of a sleepy time tradition

I'm not religious, your (you)s are wasted

So you dont like yourselves. Got it

i pray to rngesus

I hope this is true

Ok weird I'm gonna have to use the kiosk for that since I can't conceive myself actually using those words but yea I can do that

is bulju ded now?

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just fapped to something i'm not proud of. it wasn't gay or anything but it was kinda gross

what happened there

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Was it judy hopps?

It was a nigress

nah that would be weird and cringe, but not gross

>40 IPs
The fuck happened to this general

Is it randy seething hours

What was it lad?

>no hockey
>no trades
>no nothing
>my team stagnated again this offseason
>no snow outside
this is it. it's fucking it boys

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THE OFFSEASON HAPPENED YOU SILLY DEVIL

blessed post my friend

Let it all out, son. No one will judge you.

I might

lets just say it involved jynx maze doing some very unchristian things

Don't ever @ me again Sam

seattle marlboros

i once fapped to natalie mars that redhead tranny. didn't care too much about it after

Sam please (You) my posts whenever you can

Hows it feel to be gay

*ahem*

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it's not gay if you pretend it's kippers. afterall i do want to cum inside kippers

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seems kind of gay

I’m too afraid to trust a fart

>/hoc/ wants to be around white men all the time
i dunno, seems kinda gay

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Stop fucking spamming your dumbshit onion gifs every god damn day you retarded american.

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sam please it's not worth getting upset at nothing you might flare up the schizo again

junior and college hockey teams are all >hetero males and they all end up doing gay butt shit to each other as a form of "hazing"

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Dubs and I go back to work tomorrow
Singles and I kms

thoughts on ice?

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See ya, bud

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Stop replying to yourself pretending one of you is me

we just boxed with hockey gloves on. now the football team did some gay shit.

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amazing how jocks have convinced each other that sticking shit up each others ass is not gay

If you're an athlete and have repress guilt about some old gay shit, that's on (You)
figure yourself out, lady

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but i am you. i live in your imagination

THG is now famous enough to get free merch while traveling. he will be on a small TV segment in two years I bet

I never got fucked in the change room after hockey and after football the gayest thing that happened was when the nose guard stuck my head under one of his tits after a game my rookie year. There was nothing I could do. He was honest to god probably 5, 600 pounds

Did we discover him?
that's exciting
I'm proud to be a part of /hoc/

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He gets free merch from reddit darling start ups. He has no credibility whatsoever. He's TSN for people that 1. Don't care about sports and 2. Don't know anything about sports

r/hockey loves him

the hotel he is at in Vegas gave him a bunch of free shit

dont fuck this up lads:

/cric/

pretty sure he is paying for the bull

Comped?

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i remember him on /hoc/ when he had about 5k subs

that the common vernacular, Yes

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you dont even need that many subscribers to make about as much as you would working a low paying wage slave job

the room? I don't know I just checked out his channel and saw the free stuff they put in his room

then start your own channel you damn redditor weeaboo incel tranny schizo virgin

Thinking about reverse causation

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i dont have a webcam

apparently the laffs are full of ass kissers
youtube.com/watch?v=3YUdbK8jhNc

Thinking about how im none of those things

Do not give /hoc/ excuses...

phones have some pretty good cams these days

Maybe I'll start a webcam channel that just looks at me while I write my book

he gives the most boring vanilla takes possible all the time because he is so afraid of upsetting his subscribers. its pathetic.

clear the lane, coming through BEEPBEEP

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Making the /hoc/ guy channel in which I’ll review and predict randy seethes

>laffs

it was funny when he gave his take on the laffs islander game and he had to walk it back

but everyone makes vanilla takes unless you're gay like /hoc/ and everyone is a bust

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urinating tree is unironically better than thg and he hardly ever covers hockey
youtube.com/watch?v=4C7vhRGS4LM

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CBC is so gay its offensive to gays

there are already a million dorks with whiteboards trying to steal shannons gig. but nuh uh, no sir. my shanny aint having it.

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i just like listening to hockey shit, i don't even care if shannons takes are boring or vanilla. he can usually ramble on for quite a long time about things hockey related

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>pissing reddit
Nope. Don't like him either

sounds like a dream desu

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Ask me if there's literally anything I like. Probably isn't

man I was looking for the kids table for a while, thanks.

>hiro

he just reminds me of that tryhard vegass twitter that was so unfunny. its obvious this faggot doesn't know jack shit about hockey either.

GOOK MOOT

had a really good post lined up but gookmoot ruined it

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BRAAAP

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good thing anons pay for cuck passes to keep the site running smoothly

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una vela.......

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>all of American and Canada said "FUCK IT" and went to bed
what do, lads
sound the alarm

2:46 until RPH

real phaggot hours

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I only got 3 patties. I just remembered I had a burger with 4 before and it ended up tasting like a fat sandwich. Like ripping into some cold jimmy deans

youtube.com/watch?v=6J9ayHYClw8

just woke up

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Not me. I'm a "writer" so I stay up all night eating fast food and watching movies and playing with kitty

>this is the opposite of what i requested

Picking on bulju is what kept the soilers together. They will fall apart with out that retard whipping boy

trips of truth

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>bulju for risto 1 for 1
wew lads

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Don't get me started again on the faggot Coyotes franchise.

Yuma faggot go AWAY

you are now remembering the Glendale City Council meeting gamethreads

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So....
Any of you mouth breathers care to explain why the nhl does not hire female officials?

Additionally, there are female ice hockey players who could easily compete with males. Why does the nhl refuse to consider female talent?

Working on a piece on the lack of equal opportunity in professional sports leagues for an article, so give an honest answer please.

>there are female ice hockey players who could easily compete with males

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Why didn't jets just trade trouba for Pulju, Nurse or Klefbom, and a First?

I TRUST GARY BETTMAN

BUTTman lol

can't argue with facts brother. the incels here will seethe though, see 94749238.

>gee Sam, two former firsts and a lottery pick for a rental that wouldn't have dragged Edmonton to the playoffs if he had a horseshoe up his ass?
I specifically picked those words for you so I could reply with "you're not seeing the whole picture. trouba would love to have some iron up ass so he'll fit right in in Alberta"
There. I just had an argument for us. Thank me

because you don't want a female ref to get accidentally hit by men, or by a 100 mph slapshot. there's also the matter that they're too weak to do anything in scrums

Too bad you fags lost Stastny too huh.

if 2 bigboys like byfuglien and gudbranson started fighting how would the little womanlet official hired purely for equality reasons stop them?

the only thing i will go incel on is on the opinion that women should be commentating games. i don't mind if they do color commentary but jesus christ there's just no way i can see them ever doing pbp right

Oh my, you've got no clue...

Daryl Watts
Gigi Marvin
Laura Fortino
Brianna Decker
Rebecca Johnston
Alina Muller
Shannon Szabados
Noora Raty
Marie-Philip Poulin
Melodie Daoust
There are literally hundreds of great female talents. Perhaps you should research before making chauvinistic remarks.

>he thinks 60 year old refs use strength to separate scrums

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you're not seeing the whole picture. Stastny have some iron up ass so he fit right in in vegas

*boards them all into retirement*
Stick to pic related sweetheart

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You were unironically furious after he chose to play for an actually good team/franchise, instead of a frozen hellscape shanty town.

It is a myth that women are weak.
Tell me... could Evander Kane stand any chance in a fight with Ronda Rousey?
Doubt it.

based incel

there were only 5 referees over the age of 50 in the league last year, none over 60. wouldnt expcet a wojak poster to know anything tho.

that's not how you play hockey

OMG I LOVE WES MCCAULEY SO MUCH HAHA EBIN RE F XD

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When it come to beating women nogs are the best. I would put money on kane

based incel

he has no answer after his "argument" was thoroughly btfo. he couldnt even answer a simple question about how a little womanlet would stop 2 250+ bigboys engaged in a fight without memeing immediately.

yeah he'd beat the fuck out of her

Just shut the fuck up about the dykes already.
Besides, I don't even think any of them are playing right now. Which is fucking hilarious in the sense that they went on strike to protest being paid so little and the owners realized it was cheaper to not pay them at all. Imagine if you will, one of you neets went on strike and stopped eating pizza pops because your mom didn't buy you enough. She'd stop buying them for you because why the fuck was she doing it in the first place? Even more, she'd wonder why she bought you pizza pops when you were more committed to eating hot pockets and took that as far as to NOT eat at your pizza pop championship because you had a stable hot pockets career (lol @ women in the workplace but not the time or place for that) and couldn't afford to take two nights (also lol. It's called bargaining and proving your worth and if you knew how to do it with middle management maybe you'd get paid in more than hot dogs and bus tickets) like fucking for real. The pegulas are fucking billionaires. Nobody with legitimate skin in the game rakes in under 7 figures and you're gonna bitch because YOU couldn't convince them to pay.
That's the worst part about this. YOU put out subpar product and YOU have no contract knowledge. You don't think ONE of the 200 or so girls on 10 teams spread across 2 leagues (again, lol) works in some sort of paralegal hot pocket position? Or are they just weak, unskilled AND stupid.

based incels

>muh obvious dumb meme bait
fucking hell you need to spend your time better if you're bored

Grim thread desu

I don't remember that so it didn't happen

based incel

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based retard

not even guys want to be officials, its a terrible job. most people dont even do it for more than a season because parents yell at them all the time when they are still officiating children.

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late

I was yelling at a ref today and I didn't even have kids on the field. I don't even know why I was at the park. I'm just a ball of imminent rage and I wander the city when I get undeserved bans since my IP gets crossed up now and then with someone that apparently likes to spam gay porn on /k/

yes hello new thread please

NU

...

oh boy

*SNAP*

Yep, that one was just her leg.

Bump