Footballer scores goal

samefag

actual kek though

*goes dooping mental*

Heh, nothing personal, kid.

>argensimio commentator
CANTALO CANTALO CANTALO CANTALO CANTALO CANTALO CANTALO CANTALO CANTALO
CANTALO CANTALO CANTALO CANTALO CANTALO CANTALO
CANTALO CANTALO CANTALO CANTALO CANTALO CANTALO
CANTALO CANTALO CANTALO CANTALO CANTALO CANTALO
CANTALO CANTALO CANTALO CANTALO CANTALO CANTALO
CANTALO CANTALO CANTALO CANTALO CANTALO CANTALO

>british commentator
>calls a field a "pitch"
>calls a team a "side"
>calls zero "nil"
and you wonder why you fucks lost the war

>this is the level of comedy Americans are operating on
christ

>Spanish commentator
>GOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOLGOL *breathes in* MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSIIIII *breathes in* GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Yeah also wtf is up with that beep sound when someone scores

Which war did they lose? Falklands? Vietnam? Zulu? Afghanist-oh wait

>one Croatian commentator that retired after the World Cup
>everyone loved him
>half the time a Croatian player scored he pulled out rhymes
>Modrić scores vs. Argentina
>MODRIĆ LUKA JE POSTAO VELIKA ARGENTINSKA MUKA! (Modrić Luka has become Argentina's greatest trouble)
>Rebić scores
>REBIĆU ANTE NEKA TE ARGENTINCI ZAPAMTE! (Rebić Ante let Argentines remember you)

We went from the hypest, kind of goofy, but extremely enthusiastic guy about Croatian sports (not just football) to some guys who sound like they're on opiate painkillers saying in monotone voices indistinguishable from each other. "x has scored a goal! Croatia leads 1-0! *put in irrelevant statistic right after*

I literally watch English streams when Croatia plays now. It's THAT bad.

That's only el pollo vignolo tho

one time an american commentator said something like
>here we see that bad pass again, wow, it made threw up in my mouth

I just had to close the stream

Top Kek

>American banter

Underrated

>get down to Lowes this weekend
>hey get down to Lowes this holiday
>make sure you get down to Lowes this Black Friday
>COME TO FUCKING LOWES YOU TWATS

Is Lowes still in business? Everywhere it's just home depot

why are you replying to your own r/soccer tier joke

Nobody went obviously

That post must have struck a nerve if you're accusing people of samefagging.

no it was so shit and stank of rebbit so the only person who would think it’s ‘underrated’ (another rebbit favourite term) is the person who posted it
you have to go back

they are stuck between the anglo and latino way of approaching the sport

Yeah, you're mad af

>Brazilian

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

dilate

youtu.be/_rWFZD_1ahE?t=185

>youtu.be/YWxMwqZiR78
Dave Johnson is a Washington DC treasure and nothing you bongs say will change that

>y-y-your sport is a j-j-joke!
>is the most popular sport in the entire world
Why are Americans so thick, lads?

BIG yikes

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>it's good because it's popular

like clockwork

Not my commentator
youtu.be/YjyTYqj8TNI?t=53

>DENNIS BEAR CUM BEAR CUM DENNIS BEEEEAAAARR CUUUUMM HUUUUUUUUUUUUUU DENNIS BEARCUM DENNIS BEARCUM

The best one

I think Gus Johnson still does it. Speaking of
>Football:
youtube.com/watch?v=Nj9qdch6nm0
>Soccer:
youtube.com/watch?v=ecJm2rgs9qg

Is this meant to be funny?

This one ALWAYS manages to make tear up. Im not sure if Jose is corinthiano but he just completely sells the importance and the emotional weight of that goal. Truly one of the best narrators of all time

Mutt tier banter

British commentary.

>"Brilliant! Genius! Brilliant! Genius! Brilliant!

Oops, sorry, it was meant to

Forgot the link lol
youtu.be/P-ChrPLXAtA

>MAGESTERIAL man mountain!!

He's based af

Superb, glorious, brilliant, genius, stupendous, incredible, astonishing, world class, amazing, wonderful.
These words among others, while overused, are still descriptive.
Yelling "ARE YOU KEDDIN' MAY" over and over displays a lack of control over language.

>match begins
>fat yank commentator reels off inane statistics for the next 4 hours

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Is "Are you kidding me?" not a colloquial phrase is Britain? The phrase describes befuddlement, suprise, etc. And no, it doesn't display a lack of control over language.

If anything, overuse of adjectives displays lazy writing/commentary.

writersdigest.com/writing-articles/by-writing-goal/write-first-chapter-get-started/nobles-writing-blunders-excerpt

But you Brits have always loved purple prose, so carry on I guess.

Suht da fuck up nerd

>It's 3am on a Monday and you're awake shitposting on a Kazakh basket weaving forum

british commentors suck

excellent post. don't let anyone tell you otherwise

Feel sorry for ya, lad. Goofy, retarded commentators are always better than professional-sounding, boring ones.

All Lowes here in Mexico closed down 'bout a couple of months ago. Fuck them, they owe me an order of 12 plastic chairs.

>USMNT scores goal
just kidding

kek

>hue NT scored
>hue broadcast:
>BRASIU SIU SIU SIU SIU SIU
>*hue music soundbite*

youtu.be/EnLNDuKya04

It was an okay post.

>soccer player scores
>British commentators:
>*yells players last name*
>"AN UNBELIEVABLE STRIKE"

based

>brazil wins anything
>senna victory theme starts playing
youtube.com/watch?v=xXouSSOnYk8

uh sweaty i prefer "naught"
also
>goaltendies
/argument

>SHIT
>Did you see that?

I've never heard good soccer commentating. American Football commentating is a literal fucking meme though.

>footballer scores goal
>Finnish commentators:
>"PUKKIIIIIII :D"

youtube.com/watch?v=XHA3n1qbOkI

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It's a good post because Brits are seething are it.

brits in this thread getting absolutely WORKED by americans

Yugoslavia will rise again

>comentaristas mexicANOS
pendejo pendejo pendejo que pendejo

>pulsic on the field
>the whole saloon start cheering and shooting their guns

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>the only objective measure of worth doesn't count!
Like clockwork.

for me, it's norwegian commentators
youtube.com/watch?v=PqZTP8-8wIs

>that fucking spaceship noise when he is done

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But that's unironically nice

>WAWAWEEWA

kek

plebbit post

>all these britbongs seething
like pottery

>jap commentators during footy
>can't stop mentioning every players height on the pitch or when substituted on and make impressed sounds at anyone being 180cm or above
don't believe? they are absolutely obsessed with height (and other physical stats) over here.

THAT WAS LIQUID FOOTBALL

Hoes mad brits mad

KEK

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Anglos BTFO

Glad I'm not the only one to find this nauseating.
Jim Ross wasn't much of an exaggeration after all was he?

brits seething

arabic commentators are based though. Can't understand a word but they are so passionate

Brits would say 'Are you having a laugh?' or 'Are you joking?'
'Are you kidding me?' just reminds me of these types.

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Based. Britsharias in a seeth

>Watching a youtube vlog
>His team scores
>*points the camera to himself*
Nobody cares about your ugly face you mug

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>watching a football vlog
This was your first mistake, only exception is if it's Bootlegger, who is based

PAAAVKOOOOOOOOOOOOVVV

Wrong bonger, it's "u taking the piss out of piss me?'" Or "you taking the piss"

A shame i have to lecture you about your own country

Here you go lad

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>American orders a nutritional and well balanced meal
>American police
>”Hey there partner...you got a vegetable license or sumthin’?”

If it was a bad post, it wouldn’t have so many (You)s. Brits seething

Jp delacamra is a great announcer. Very comfy when he’s doing a game

Marvel confirmed peak cinema

TATAN TATAAAAN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
youtube.com/watch?v=7AfoVUmk4Dg

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This doesn't happen

>arab commentator
>ALLAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
>Mashallah

youtube.com/watch?v=VfK9nHkfBTA
youtube.com/watch?v=6lSQbN0O80o

Based and cringe at the same time

This is actually true hahahahahahaha

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>black American footballer scores a goal
>runs towards the fans to celebrate
>gets shot by the riot police

Oh no no no aaaaAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAa

hahaha how can br*toids always lose to american BVLLS?

>OH MAGESTERIAL! SPLENDID! WHAT A SUPERCALIFRAGIALISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUS WONDER OF A GOAL!!!!!

>MLS announcers nobody watches
>One link doesn't even support his claim
>That link is also canadiy, not even American

Okay, quality posting today m8

are brits unironically bad at handling banter? they seethe so hard at any joke

Based but also cringe

I reply as well, to this post.

>Colombian commentator
!!!!!!!!!RENEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Y GOL Y GOL Y GOL Y GOL Y GOL Y Y GOL Y GOL Y GOL Y GOL Y GOL Y GOL Y GOL Y GOL
Y GOL Y GOL Y GOL Y GOL Y GOL Y Y GOL Y GOL Y GOL Y GOL Y GOL Y GOL Y GOL Y GOL
Y GOL Y GOL Y GOL Y GOL Y GOL Y Y GOL Y GOL Y GOL Y GOL Y GOL Y GOL Y GOL Y GOL
Y GOL Y GOL Y GOL Y GOL Y GOL Y Y GOL Y GOL Y GOL Y GOL Y GOL Y GOL Y GOL Y GOL
*explodes* AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! DEEEEEEEEE NAAAAAAAAAAAACIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOONAAAAALLLLLL
youtu.be/iFgEQ0atB3U

>footballer scores goal
>american commentator: Unbelievable! Did you know that is only the second goal in his career he's scored from the left side after playing DC United the weekend before while being subbed on in the 67th minute!

Seriously, why do they care about this inane shit so much?

>he watches our league

Lowes is still alive in the Balt/Wash area.

Because of America's pasttime for like a century was baseball. And baseball revolves around statistics basically. It's not unheard of for fan in attendance to fill out their own scorecard for the game: just look at all the things that people keep track of even back in the 1800s: m.wikihow.com/Mark-a-Baseball-Scorecard

Huh, interesting, thanks for actually replying seriously

based, but I prefer this one
youtube.com/watch?v=HVrZm09A8EM

based autistic commentators

When I watch games with Anglo commentary, they really seem to follow the game like it's a radio broadcast. Russian commentators taking the piss out of each other, trying to mock players, tell random stories, recent football news, their thoughts on player's haircuts and shit like that at least 60% of the play time, any other nations like that? It's also pretty cringy most of the time.

here's a (you)

Let the Ingurland/USA rivalry live on!

That sounds like a pretty amateur approach

Ray Hudson is unironically the best soccer commentator. Just hate I have to watch Barca to hear him

damn son, this was so bad it became good

This

>american banter

>Not screaming bear cum

youtube.com/watch?v=OYa3V7GIizI

no youre right nigel. I have to admit the brits are better than some american baseball broadcasters
>youtu.be/YkZcHgDTnjc&t=5m17s
real good call there.

Jim Ross was actually quite good with his descriptive words and with conveying emotions. The only yank commentator I can stand.

I can appreciate the intent but the delivery was horrendous

this falls apart when you realise 24 other nations on the planet has licenses and the USA has licenses for shit like fishing and other stuff... I mean i get bongs helped force this meme by pretending to need licenses for other stuff but come on

also, not a bong, I am French visiting friends for ''''Summer''''' but at least I missed Paris burning.

>for shit like fishing and other stuff
Wait do you not have licenses for fishing and hunting? That's like one of the few instances where licenses/permit regulations are legitimate, when there's limited resources so you can't just have a free-for-all grab system. Y'know, tragedy of the commons.

as far as i know bongs have licenses for fishing but places like sweden does not i assume its due to population. i mean more like tv licenses, most of europe has them, we have them in france.

absolutely eclipsed island monkey ""banter""

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classic mexican banter, chusma chusma

kek, he was 2 yards offside

>le magisterial messi fanboy man

>Italian Commentator
"Palla tagliata, messa fuori C'E' PIRLO, PIRLO, PIRLO ANCORA, PIRLO, DI TACCO... TIRO...GOOOOL!!!!!!! GOOOOOOL!!!!!!! GOOOOOOL!!! GROSSO!!! GROSSO!!! GOOOOOL!!! GOL DI GROSSO!! GOL DI GROSSO!! GOL DI GROSSO!! MANCA UN MINUTO!!! MANCA UN MINUTO!!! GOL DI GROSSO!! GOL DI GROSSO!! GOL DI GROSSO!! INCREDIBILI!! INCREDIBILI!! SIAMO SOPRA E MANCA UN MINUTO!! SIAMO SOPRA E MANCA UN MINUTO!! GOL DI GROSSO!!!"
"Ancora sull'invenzione di Pirlo, molto bravo a trovarlo, grande il gol grandissimo, bellissimo! Nulla da fare per Lehmann, non la vede nemmeno partire questa palla ma non ci sarebbe mai arrivato, bellissimo!"

Of course an american loves Ray Hudson

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>krauts CANNOT stop seething about our country
Colour me surprised.

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Vastly overrated, but since everyone else is replying, here's a (you)

They're not overrating him, they're making fun of him for that terrible joke

So he was the Ray Hudson of Croatia?

>R-r-rebbit is bad!
>Is one of the most popular websites in the world
lol

>GOOOOOOL
>GRACIAS DIOOS!!!

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hah that's great banter
it really is

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“An absolute masterclass post!”

based

cringekino post

No. I hate Roy. This guy never screamed. He just made jokes/rhymes and didn't invent words. Plus he embraced his baldness unlike Roy.

Seething

brits absolutely SEETHING and COPING over this BASED post

Nice.

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This is really bad, but made really good by the britbongistanis seething.

Noone has ever said this

Who's Noone?

Nice joke grandad

Didn't you lot lose to fucking Vietnam

>Riiiseeeee! RELEASE THE KEAKEN!

Decrease in concentration

Ex Cardiff midfielder

>Hull city official commentator for the 17/18 season
>oh... oh they've scored.. oh would you look at that
>bad pass by... I'm not sure... no. 17? I think that's Ngubu-Ngubustein... let me check... no, it's Ali Abu Bin Makkali Mohammad Allahstein

Dopey twat

>footballer scores goal
>Spanish commentator
>GOOOOL *beep* *beep* *beep*...

>*beep* *beep*

this guy knows what's up

but you're proving him right. your bants are shite, a mere shadow of its past. like australian shitposting.

NO NO NO FUCK! AMERIBROS WE NEED TO RECOUP AND TRY AGAIN

american banter on Yea Forums has never been good

>goal
>german commentator
>.....

>goal
>potuguese commentator
>Гoл! Гoл! Гoл! Гoл! Клянycь, я нe мaвpитaнeц!

>goal
>quelle but
>QUELLE BUT

Posting pure commentator kino
youtube.com/watch?v=RUPNBV3XZV0

Why so upset, Fritz?

Learn to take a joke. Also, why does Portuguese sound so much like Russian?

Google it.