/bundes/

Yes

okay

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my point still stands and now I demand some (You)s

Hot take. Tim Walter has the right balance between maymaynes and tactical sereneness to become a good 1. Buli coach.

I won't give you a you

>Marx scored against Commerzfurt
pottery

is it okay to wear t-shirts and jeans when you are 35?

How long until Gio Reyna takes over Bundes?

depends on the setting and the style of t-shirt/jeans

Rasenfunk Saisonvorschau is up
rasenfunk.de/schlusskonferenz/238

nice

I want to drink but idk

Nah skip it

give me a good reason

You will wake up feeling better tomorrow if you don’t drink.

but I'm sad and I need alcohol

Alcohol is a dangerous solution. It can prolong sadness and make it permanent.

do you have to wake up tomorrow?
>do it
why are you sad?
>do it

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if that is the case then it is too late for me anyway
kek

>but I'm sad and I need alcohol
stop
just get lost in youtube vids
youtube.com/watch?v=cuDKfGi_7-I

watching the deer hunter now, 45min in, practically nothing happened.

alcohol is a good way to worsen your depression

yeah. first half is really slow

is that dutch wuss drinking yet

he'd be bettor off smoking shit

who wants to know

me

depending on the answer what would you do?

damn and then the cut out of a sudden where shit goes down in Nam, they meet again, get instantly captured and after few minutes play russian roulette. Strange pacing.

yes v based movie

Stop drinking
T. Alcoholic

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>practically nothing happened.
Maybe put the phone away sweetheart.

>QUELLE: WWW.MARCA.COM
>Bayern Munich are now the team interested in the Welshman, weeks after they rejected the idea of signing him.

More like is it ok to be on /bundes/ with 35

what's the name of this jule?

>Der FC Bayern München will laut kicker und Bild auch bei einem erfolgreichen Transfer von Ivan Perisic weiterhin Leroy Sane von Manchester City verpflichten.

this shit won't stop till September.

I sure hope so

Yes, ageism not allowed in /bundes/

HSV edition.

Im mentally done desu. I already laughed too hard when he didnt transfer by deadline day. His injury sucks, but its the cherry on top. They might be dumb enough to buy him until september, but their season is ruined and theyre already the laughing stock of Europe for not having a plan B.
>So in essence: Bayern already lost.

sorry I fell asleep. probably nothing. I mean there was nothing I could do

>Ziyech bestätigte das Interesse des deutschen Rekordmeisters nun auf Nachfrage in einem Interview mit dem „Algemeen Dagblad“: „Ja, das hätte passieren können. Aber für mich und Ajax war es ein guter Moment, um Klarheit zu haben.“ Auf die Nachfrage, ob die Münchner nicht hätten früher konkret werden müssen, sagte er: „In der Tat. Meiner Meinung nach konnte jeder sehen, was wir mit Ajax erreicht haben. Und was mein Anteil daran war. Wenn dann nicht der Verein vorbeikommt, bei dem ich das perfekte Gefühl habe, dann eben nicht. Ein Transfer war nie ein heiliges Ziel.“
lol

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Ouch

I think injured players in the Premier League get their full wage while players in the Bundesliga require special insurances or clauses in their contract to get more than a few thousand Euros a month.

If Buyern buys him now he'll want his full wage, so they pay several million for nothing. At this point it would probably be smarter to keep him at City until the winter transfer window opens or even next season, when he's on the last year of his contract.

pretty based if you ask me

Yeah, but then maybe by then Sané decides to extend his contract? Its the worst possible situation for Bayern to be in. Its a huge risk to buy him (essentially throwing away 200 million, if he never recovers fully or is more injury prone), but its also a huge risk not to buy him in case he does recover fully (if he extends his contract).

That being said, Im 99% sure Bayern are atleast going to try to buy him this summer. Whether hell decide to go to Bayern, or city lets him go is a different story.

this is getting beyond pathetic

try ketamine

Is Perisic a Granate?

Anything is better than playing Sanches/Davies/Müller on the wings. Hell probably score 5-10 goals.

Holt Bayern noch Spieler?

gute Frage

Der Neymar-Domino ist noch nicht umgefallen

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Wenn Sie wüssten!

Was soll die kurze Saisonvorschau? Dachte es gibt wieder Rasenfunk Royal zu jedem Verein?

youtube.com/watch?v=uLG_YBQ985s

a concave face profile, now that's Ngubucore

Hey! I got the same profil shape and it's way cooler than being some flat profil person

Today I will remind them

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please refrain from being mean to Azelia
thanks

> he doens't rate BVB

does he?

>Arsenal star Mesut Ozil steps up his security with 24-hour dog patrols outside his London home as he and Sead Kolasinac go into hiding after getting caught up in gang war
Both should come back to Gelsenkirchen

reminder that everyone has more Ahnung than Tobias

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post your hackfresse

>3. Wolfsburg
>10. Köln
based retard

friendly reminder that who zuletzt lacht etc

>Hörer*innen

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kola'S wife already went back to germany

[12:27] [Pornhub] Neuer Status: Online

o-okay....

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youtube.com/watch?v=gZ7VuGS848E

Ehhh how does this work? Beer doesn't flow through glass?

twitter.com/schwatzgelber09/status/1141744733955510272

there are probably some one direction valves in the bottom of the glass

>Tobias
>Wolfsburg 3rd

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Thanks, coach, for putting me in.

HAPPENING

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Not bad. Better than not getting anyone, or spending 35 on Olmo. Ziyech was the logical choice, but Perisic should be good enough for the Bundes.

>dog patrols
haram

Dumb? You can clearly see how it works.

Effe's /tipp/
the absteiger are all wrong imo

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>could have bought T.Hazard for 25m
>loaned Perisic for 5m and fat wages instead
ok this is based

>Hoffenheim on an EL spot
uhm

>Better than spending 35 on Olmo
This mentality has worked so well for Bayern in the past.

more likely than Lev

We dont know yet whether its a forced buy clause after a year, but Id assume so, otherwise Perisic at age 30 would think twice before just fucking off to Munich for a year and then be stuck without a club.

When will he stop larping as a football "expert"?

Olmo is a talent. Perisic scores roughly 20 scorers per season. Thats just logical. Same with CHO. Spending 50 million on a "wundertüte", just because Dortmund has Sancho is retarded.

dude they finished 9th last season and only got worse in every way

>Perisic scores roughly 20 scorers per season
12 last season with 2700 minute played.
in italy.

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Italy is a better league though.

And btw these are Gnabry-tier numbers in a stronger league with a weaker team.

not really

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magnets and shit

>I rate the Seria A
fun fact: Ciro Immobile had 31 scorers last season with a similar amount of playtime

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>cerebral bundesanons can't fathom the concept of a fucking bath tub plug

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"scorer" or "scorer points" is not a real word
and even if it was it'd be 10x more awkward than using torbeteiligungen

>Bär

at a much worse team than Inter too

Eigentlich kann man die frühestens am Ende der Saison beurteilen und nochmals in 5-7 Jahren, wenn man rückblickend feststellen kann, wie Arp, Pavard und Hernandez plus weitere junge Zugänge performed haben.

>fun fact: Ciro Immobile had 31 scorers last season with a similar amount of playtime
And?

he's mediocre at best and Perisic is much worse :^)

>he's mediocre at best and Perisic is much worse :^)
Immobile is a classical 9 and Perisic is an inverted winger. Again not sure what your point is. But while were just passive aggressively throwing around meaningless statistics. Heres mine.
>Lewandowski has scored roughly 130 goals for Bayern as the top striker in the league
>He hasnt scored in a CL knockout game out of play since Dortmund

that's not a meaningless statistic, it proves what we already know, that lewy is invisible in big games. also you're fucking retarded if you think that a "classical 9" naturally gets more scorer (we're talking about 31 vs 17 mind you) when compared to a winger. customers truly have fucked up brains.

>also you're fucking retarded if you think that a "classical 9" naturally gets more scorer (we're talking about 31 vs 17 mind you) when compared to a winger. customers truly have fucked up brains.
You mean like Immobile? Or Lewy? Who got 30 scorers last season as classical 9s, in both leagues were talking about?

>Bär

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you brought up Lewy for no reason. you were also the one claiming that 17 goals/assists is a great stat for a winger in italy when clearly it isn't as Immbole, a known shitter who is also playing for a worse club, can get nearly twice as many goals/assists in the same league.

>plus weitere junge Zugänge performed haben
Implying Bayern buys young players and not some 30 year old fuck

Youre claiming hes "a shitter". Im not. Thats the point. Or are you claiming Lewy is also a shitter, since he puts 5 past Augsburg, but cant score vs a good team to save his life?

>Youre claiming hes "a shitter". Im not.
Of course because you're retarded or 12 or both.

Lets try to be civil. I didnt insult your intelligence either for claiming that Italy has a weaker league than Germany, which anyone with an ounce of football knowledge can tell you is completely fucking wrong.

not sure if eww

>lying on the internet

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Getting rid of Nailsmeme is an improvement.

Perisic verstärkt uns in der Breite.
Er hat internationale Erfahrung, ist Nationalspieler von Kroatien und kennt auch unseren Trainer. Da wird dessen Integration leicht fallen.
Außerdem gilt er auch nicht als Umbruchspieler. Dafür hat man eben junge Spieler gekauft wie Hernandez, Pavard und Davies. Ingesamt hat man mittlerweile eine breite Auswahl an jungen Spielern im Kader.
Stand jetzt soll nächstes Jahr Werner ablösefrei kommen.
Havertz ist das Top Transferziel 2020.
Mal sehen was dann die neue Führung unter Kahn u.a. ausrufen wird.

Would you retards stop pretending that perisic is shit. He's no granate but he's instantly one of the better players in the entire bundes

what does her Bär look like?

>jedoch sollen die Münchener weiterhin Ousmane Dembele auf dem Zettel haben. Falls eine Rückholaktion von Neymar zustande käme, müssten die Katalanen wohl noch einen Offensivmann abgeben, wovon der FC Bayern am Ende profiteren könnte. Die FCB-Bosse sollen sich aber weiterhin nicht einig über die Personalie Dembele sein.

looks like drama is back on the menu boys

Perisic? He's brett

perisic played some of his prime years in bundes
at no time was he one of the best, not even in wolfsburg's miracle season

I'm sick again and I want to die
On topic: I like Perisic

Okay, now this is based!

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is she, dare I say it, officially ourgirl now?

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Wo ich gerade nochmal nachdenke. Ich könnte mir vorstellen, dass dieses jahr der Pokal abgeschenkt wird. Nicht unbedingt nach Trainervorgabe, aber von den Spielern. Cottbus ist nun wirklich kein Fallobst und wenn die da auch nur etwas auf die Socken bekommen und die Spieler von Energie immer einen Meter mehr rennen, werden die doch mit Hinblick auf die zu erwartende Restsaison mit einem 17-Mannkader schnell die Lust verlieren.

Did tarantino direct the sky sports studio this weekend?

They can do it as long as they don't run out of Energie amirite?

>"out of play"
>posts a webm of a rebound vs some meme-tier team

Bundes isn't a board any more

Bundes? Isn Brett!

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doch, iss'n Brett

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>Was passiert mit Philippe Coutinho? Nach wie vor ist nicht ganz klar, was mit dem Brasilianer passieren wird. Sollte der FC Barcelona Neymar noch verpflichten wollen, sind sie beinahe dazu gewungen, andere Spieler verkaufen
>Wie die Zeitung "Mundo Deportivo" aus Barcelona berichtet, gibt es aktuell zwei mögliche Optionen. Die eine heißt PSG, das Coutinho in einem möglichen Deal mit Barcelona verrechnen könnte - die andere sei angeblich der FC Bayern
>Demnach hätten sich die Münchner "im Detail" über die Transferbedingungen bei Coutinho erkundigt und sowohl nach einer Ablöse als auch dem aktuellen Gehalt des 27-Jährigen gefragt

>this much dishonesty

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Ketten raus, Kragen hoch. Based Gyniko.

> a header vs Arsenal
Wow, its nothing

semi final against the best defense in the world

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>waaaaahhhhh im saaaaaad!
stop sulking and attention seeking on an autistic image board and go to a therapist, you ming

The real question here is why Persisic would join Bayern? He already won everything there is to win in Germany, Bayern wont win the CL and this while Inter has the potential to win the first league title in quite some time

>Sources at FC Barcelona have just confirmed that the club is currently negotiating with Bayern over a loan deal with option to buy for Philippe Coutinho [@Marta_Ramon]
>another loan
The Fortuna Düsseldorf of the """big""" clubs

Maybe he just wanted a change of pace.

he should work on the Layout of his retarded autism website and stop drawing taktikanalyse in windows paint it’s tiresome

hahaha le epic drache!!
ich wette du bist genau so eine dumme fett sau wie er und hast im leben bisher nichts gerissen du versager

who’s the fag behind perisic?

dat fucking Refigura commercial all the time

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neymar isn’t going to barca. domino missing

>Barcelona have already agreed to loan Philippe Coutinho to Bayern for free with option to buy. Bayern will only have to pay the player's wages of €11m/year. The club is now in talks with Coutinho's representatives [@brunoandrd]

For me, it's Energie Cottbus

forgot pic

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HOLY SHIT. HE MANAGED TO TAP THAT IN???

twitter.com/BarcaWorldwide/status/1160881294802374656
you sure about this?

merkel is based, only uneducated rural retards think otherwise

>BarcaWorldwide
ah yes, the imiasanmia of la liga

so Perisic has the mia san mia mentality I reckon?

hahahaha what the fuck the look like clowns

that’s what your mama said

Had the exact same thought.

>Bayern loans 2 players and replaces them next season with Sané and Havertz
Gotta love Bayern's optimism.

Looks like Barca are smart enough to see through Bayern's master plan of a 1 year loan for 0.

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>1 year loan with an obligation to buy
why people do this?

is coutinho even good?

Probably tax reasons, since Bayern would be paying in 2020 after June, which is the next business year.

Meanwhile...

>In parallel, Nicolas Pepe has received lots of offers from major European clubs ... but never Bayern Munich, despite persistent rumors. In fact, there has never been any discussion, interest, or offer from Bavaria for the former Orleans striker.

no

Would be a good deal

Maybe they were in talks with the old Pepe

Yes, but hes James 2.0 with more skill and potential.

James doesn't need ten attempts to score a blooter

imagine saying that

Who rates James anymore? Even old man Schweinsteiger could beat him in a sprint

he is the Granate they need but Buyren are too stupid to realise it

Post a James blooter post-2014.
Imagine not saying anything

>austrian football knowledge

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absolutely based

>spanish league vs bundes
Yikes

James' all time La Liga average is not so different

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Let me guess you picked his bad last season

chad

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god I wish the floor was me

Here is James last La Liga season compared to Coutinho in La Liga this season.

Who do you mean? This is the past season for both of them.

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Because Coutinho admits that his last season was shit

today I dreamt Schmelzer scored two goals against Darmstadt. One was a blooter to the crossbar, heading the rebound in himself.
But throughout my dreams I felt slight cramps in my intestines. Woke up and had to shit(a lot today).
Thought that was kinda funny.

No, not the Durchfallposter.

This is Coutinho 17/18 compared to James 16/17 (both LaLiga). Notice the minutes, James is so much better its ridiculous to think otherwise.

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Yeah, xG just goes to half suddenly.

Now post Coutinho's EPL stats.

BILD's video of the Pokal matches so far was like: here's a goal in this match and here's a goal in that match and oh look at this fan and here's another goal in a different match

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Here it is, missing his first two seasons since their not avaible on this site. He's just slightly above average, I dont know why and how you came to the conclusion that Coutinho is better than James, but youre wrong.

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wow, didn’t know it was possible but here we have it: a blog poster more uninteresting, boring and yawn inducing than that mundane danish sack,of hot air. congrats.

wow very interesting, what a remarkable post, great observational skills, riveting stuff. i bet you have a lot of friends

has a fart queer stecken

mirin that jawline on the left

Dortmund haben eben das beste aus ihrer Situation in der Bundesliga gemacht. Mit den ganz großen kann man international nicht mithalten, hat dafür aber kontinuierlich einen guten Kader aufgebaut und gleichzeitig geben sie großen Talenten die Möglichkeit Spielzeit zu bekommen. Und wenn dann welche wie Dembele, Pulisic oder Sancho einschlagen, ist allen beteiligten klar, dass die zeitnah für viel Kohle verkauft werden.
Das Geld wird dann eben nicht für "Granaten" rausgeballert sondern für gute talentierte Spieler für die erste Mannschaft und Toptalente, die man wiederum irgendwann wieder verkauft.
Das lockt dann auch die Nachwuchsspieler von Barcelona etc. an. Ausbildungsverein wie Freiburg aber für Toptalente.
Und manchmal hat man eben dann eine Mannschaft zusammen, die was reissen kann.

Das Modell ist auf jeden Fall nachhaltiger, als der Wurstfabrikweltclub da in München.

what a disgusting plastoc bimbo

diarrhoeate

many such cases

>dortmund
>has no sané no havertz no dembele
>bayern
>has perisic now, sane, havertz and dembele next season
shareholders and their smug hubris

>Karlsruhe vs Hannover

gonna be fun des

she cute

yawn

Hannover is really bad so no, it's going to be a boring shit game.

For me, its Hansa kicking out Schuttgart

Go and yawn between the 2 minute cool down period between reports you little bitch

>knowing the cool down of reporting in the first place
looks like youre the bitch here

just wait until school starts again and the summerfag cant hang out on here 24/7 anymore crying like a little bitch

what an awful comeback, babyman

here we go again

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you’ll never have sex and you know it :^)

but you two are the ones crying like little girls

* babyman
* sex
* virgin
* I shat my pants
Do I need anything else on my filterlist to get rid of you?

"na biste mett?" "nein du" "friss scheiße koti"
KC tier thread

it’s 10 seconds not 2 minutes

lmao you came in like 1-2 months ago instantly crying about MUH OFFTOPIC and unironically kept on reporting posts. so I assume you're just one of those summerfags that appear every now and then

>knowing what a kid thread sounds like
yikes, virgin detected

youtube.com/watch?v=IY5Ejus6kgc

>he reports off topic posts in /bundes/

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Duisburg Marxloh isn't exactly rural. Ask the people there what they think of her. The two or three who speak German.

jeeeeez you sound like a little baby
maybe your posts got deleted because you were posting off topic shit? maybe it’s your own fault? if you wanna post epic off topic stuff go somewhere where your epic off topic stuff is actually on topic. try /int/.
also you’re a virgin, but you know that already.

just ask our fellow summerfag durchfall user. he unironically does janitor work for his own pleasure. for free

seething

newfags who can't into thread culture can fuck off

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>anime
yikes
worse than the dane

hey lad, you're my favourite poster

kek. if you had actually been here for more than the summer you'd know that /bundes/ has been like this literally for years

lying is a sin, babyman

I like you too

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its okay durchfall user. you'll leave again when summers over anyway

Hoeneß, 24.02.2019:
>"Wenn ihr wüsstet, was wir alles schon sicher haben für die kommende Saison..."

Hoeneß, 24.06.2019:
>"Ich muss ehrlich sagen, langsam geht mir das auf die Nerven, dass man sich nur noch über Käufe definiert"

>he’s proud of being „longer here than you!!“
i bet you steal the schäufelchen of the other kids in the sandkasten

he's right though

are you actually proud of hanging here 24/7, 365 days a year posting off topic /pol/ bait and unfunny durchfall memes for other fat virgin manbabies?

nö not exactly proud. just the way it is that its getting harder and harder to finally leave this shithole the longer you're here

and what’s he saying now? pls uli say something!!

>let's loan some old shitters past their prime

what you don't really know is this
I like to 69 and sometimes kiss

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you’ll never leave even if i’m not here anymore, after summer, l8ke you say. you’re a loser and you know it, you’re fat, you have a lack of personal hygiene, you eat like trash and you’ll never touch a woman other than your mother. you will be here forever, a lonely loser surrounded by other lonely losers. really sad when you think about it.,bet your mother is proud.

Said the newfag who spends his summer being mad at the posters on /bundes/.

>unfunny durchfall memes
That's usually not a thing. The title of durchfall-user belongs to you.

yawn

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heh i actually have a gf and a job and still hang out on here. but keep projecting my durchfall loving friend

AUF GEHTS HALLE
SCHISST PAAR BLEEDE TORE

hmm. sure buddy

es raykt

LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHITS! I'M GOING OUT FOR A WALK AND WHEN I RETURN WE'RE ALL GOING TO WATCH BUYERN AND BE NICE TO EACH OTHER!!

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>watching bayern
wtf, no

>Admitting to being a summerfag
>Spending your summer on an image board that you don't care about
>wasting your time insulting random people in a place you don't care about
Now that's sad.

All wrong.

just had a teethcleaning. My teeth feel awesome and the dentist assistant had a thicc beautiful ass to look at. Today was a good day.

you’re life is said. which i described in the post you replied to.

le based

DON'T TALK BACK TO ME!!

>not wanting to watch buyern choke

i only hope filthy schaben will choke today

take some pics

bayern will win househigh

>you’re
>said

stop jinxing it

You are projecting dude. Why are you wasting your time here? How did you find out about Yea Forums and this thread?

well tell me where i can watch it

The Tönnies speech did nothing goo-

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>you’re life is said.
You are such a brainlet, durchallanon.

yawn

what? lohmeyer? THE Peter Lohmeyer? from the wunder von bern? the legendary Peter Lohmeyer? Oh no! Schalke has done it now. they’re finished, expect abmeldung des vereins tomorrow.

I don't think taht I'm going to see anything that is worth photographing

sportschau.de/fussball/dfbpokal/videostream-livestream---energie-cottbus-gegen-bayern-muenchen-im-dfb-pokal-100.html

>durchallanon
i know you like to praise allah and sometimes it slips into your typings, but you were looking for durchfallanon, you brainlet

>when the big boobs of the Zahnarzthelferin touch your face

thx m8

>liking boobs
hello, gayboy. overcompensating much?

>preferring butts
nigger confirmed

not big fat asses, you dummy, peaches.

kys, your taste is not brett

you’re still using it wrong.

You greedy fucking j*** got cuntinho on a free loan?

Fuck off tripshit

autism

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>wolfsburgo

why are Ossi teams so strong

this post did not age well

>H***e

Make me

where to watch Buyern?

Unironically because of their home and away support being 10 times better than the average wessie team.

With money the big 5 Ossie teams would be in Europe easily

Do you have ARD in Holland? If not you can stream it on ARD or ServusTV with a VPN

h***e? y***e!

I have ARD yes, thanks

Bayern XI against Cottbus:

Neuer (c) -
Kimmich, Pavard, Süle, Alaba -
Tolisso, Thiago, Sanches -
Müller, Lewandowski, Coman.

#MiaSanMia

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>hangover

Imagine Bayern getting BESCHISSEN heute.

and what do you think of Wolfsburg?

>Error: Corrupt or unplayable video

Sadly, that's almost impossible.

shut up virgin

>3. Wolfsburg
>3. Wolfsburg
>3. Wolfsburg
>3. Wolfsburg
>3. Wolfsburg

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>Müller as rw
hope they get rekt tonight

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>that one poster that deems everyone gay who likes boobs
>everyone around him is constantly gay but him

hm...

lmao karlsruhe BESCHISSEN worden

she would make the best looking male children ever

state of Prib

not how genetics works dumbo

Der verfickte Bundesfaden auf KC ist sogar besser, als die Scheiße die hier idF verzapft wird.

kohlchan.net/b/res/2046435.html

>HannOVER

is qtinho really going to bayern

how do you know bitch

Growing up, I was at numerous doctors, dentists and notaufnahme with all the schwestern, zahnarztassitentinnen and sprechstundenhilfen (basically all been female at the time) and many would get very close so you could feel their mint breath on your neck or face, sometimes even pressing their cleavage or butt against the patient.

Back than I thought this was unintentional and kinda embarrassing. Today I think they were mostly lone Mandies after their second marriage and get off to rubbing themself against teenage boys.

/offtopic off

Is based Energie on staatsfunk today?

no way. why should he?
his net salary is as high as Lewandowskis gross salary

>this is the summer of the umbruch, if only you knew who we have save already
>*loans rejects after failing to sign a bench player*

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yes yes how up

>IPs: 3
still not fooling anyone

mauzi

dann bleib doch auf kohlchan du dummer hurensohn

>replying to Durchfallsören

dont worry, I wont go full /pol/ here, but after watching the movie yesterday, I now read

"Homosocial bonding
In 1986, critic Robin Wood examined what he viewed as the film's homosexual subtext. In the film's central "male love affair" Mike supposedly represents the powers of control and repression, whereas Nick stands for release and liberation. According to Wood, "Nick both is and knows himself to be in love with Mike and Mike reciprocates that love but can't admit it, even to himself". In the end, Wood argues that Nick shoots himself because "he has recognized that Mike offers nothing but a return to repression".[68]"

of course written by a gay critic. Fucking faggots, how to force their topic into anything,
Its was bros before hoes, but of course a fruity wont get that.

also an article in the Irish Times:
"The Deer Hunter: 40 years on, the Russian roulette scenes feel racist"

it's fun tho

BENTLEY
BAXTER
FUCKING
BAHN

Uhhh Wolfsbros..

>Golfsburg

My urge to lick and suck some cute female feet and lick some sweet juicy pussy might some day make me go on a shooting spree

where are you from?

have sex

du dumme fette sau

Shut the fuck up and get some snacks ready to watch Buyern, starting in 15 minutes

durchfallanon is a kohlchan hater tho

pussy is a healthy snack
yummy

ja dann verpiss dich doch dahin du absolute jungfrau

>Go to get a drink to enjoy some comfy halle wolfsburg overtime and maybe pens
>Wolfsburg already up by 2 when I come back
FUCKING HALLE NIGGERS

Bruh....

you don’t like eating delicious vagine?

Hasse Taz... simple as

I'm so dry lol, need to go out again and get me some

Serious question: would you live in Cottbus?

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How big are Cottbus' chances to steal a cheeky draw into penalties?

Redpill me on Cottbus
Looks like a great bunch of 20 yo ossi lads

>not even /not even bundes/

Aaand we're off, lads
Game of the year

what the fuck, Cottbus is in the Regionalliga? I remember watching them in the 2nd bundes... what happened? Ossi management?

0

Pretty much, yeah. Plus, Ossi clubs are generally poorer and couldn't keep up with modern football.

bayern hühnchen :DDDDDDD

>Muller wieder Rechtsaußen
:thinking:

great meme keep up the good work

>robben retires
>acquire discount robben

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:DDDD borg borg

this meme is not brett at all

Based

KEK

It's a Übergangsseason okay? I you knew what they already have sicher for next season.

it is tho

hühnchen meme is awful tbqhwyl

this looks like some brilliant TV entertainment, why do I even watch football

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ebin

Why did the Hühnchen cross the Säbener Straße?

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JUST SHOOT
Fuck Sanchez

but muh durchfall is funny?

Yes because it's used to call out a specific newfag.

>being a bauer
yikes

What league is Cottbus from lads and is there any chance they somehow win this, might stick on a cheeky bet

I just want to see goals mate

nah, hühnchen is better. you’re not a good memer tb h

4th

how many D do i have to put behind my : to make my bayern hühnchen the real deal? is there a set amount?

69

lel scheiß auf den negerliebhaber

>unable to score against Kotbus for 20 minutes
finished

Atleast 4, that's obvious. Maximum is so many that it doesn't quite break the line.

best post itt

Which Bayern player is going to be critically injured this match? Also, what substitute is Ulli gonna panic-buy as a result?

for a 4th league team Cottbus has an amazing atmosphere. German clubs generally do have the best fans

hernandez, after getting subbed in the 80th minute
they'll buy back hummels

East Germany is best Germany

THE CRUSHER OF COTTBUS

comfy evening rainstorm starting

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Pavard with the panic buy of upamecano

>Cowman not scoring that
kek
KEK

yikes

Hello, I'm back.

Durchfallanon-sören...

Stadium is pretty comfy... somehow thought they had a running track

good to have you back

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>more and more niggers play in german clubs
STOP

But they're fast and strong

Same in England pal, le pacey ngubu is the plight of the leagues

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this!

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wh*toids just can't compete with ngubus

>Sanches can run around totally free, despite of Cottbus vast experience in chasing black people..

lads what does this mean ? I just saw it in the game thread on r*ddit.

Stop having cucked scouts/managers

thanks

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so, du you have a job or are you one of them hartz4 schmarotzer?

that dive lol. Love flopping hands

friendly reminder to keep /bundes/ /bintpol/ free

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Holy shit who is that Experte with the giant nose?
They kept showing his profile lmao.

okkk chef :DD

Damn, Lea is fucking thicc

THICCC

Everyone in East Germany is racist. But I think that particular commenter confused it with Chemnitz.

Lea who?

>tfw no mobbingopfer gf

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bullied lea from the tagesthemen

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Nice.

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DIKKKKKK

I need fap material. Pls provide

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>New Bohndesliga episode is up
this is nice

>ywn show your epic Dino collection to a thicc qt

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Is this the beggining of a porn movie?

just rewind your stream

Daaaamm T H I C C

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>The roll of belly under the belt

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What's the story behind this?

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I dont have a stream. Watching live ARD on a fucking smart tv my boi

A british tom? What the hell is going on, lads?

Boomers complain that zoomers are too angsty

you can rewind if you watch on a smart TV fucken boomer

Absolute unit, quite indeed

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delet

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Based Dortmund saving Cottbus

Such a cute button nose that I want to flick

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How?

Press rewind, duh

fettes tier

>small tits in a big frame
no thenks
she has a cute face though

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nice weather, depressive neighbourhood

yeah, even for cologne standards this neighbourhood is ugly as a sin

>coman absolutely humiliating these regionalliga scrubs
Holy based!!

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Is this garbage thicc meme the biggest psyops ever to raise acceptance for disgustingly fat people?

me on the left

Such a cute chonker

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it's not working for me, that thing is still disgusting

just imagine how nice it would be to grab all the meat of these thighs

strange way to say that you like little boys

KEK

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lmao scheiß hausi huso

Please sit on my face Lea

Sportschau Club with Peter Bosz could be interesting

Bosz is a fraud

Taking a shit now, please don't score

qt on the right

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>1:0 against the mighty cottbus

era of the hühnchen :DDDDDDDDD

>ähm ja alsch Bayer Leverkusen musst du so ein Vorbereitungsspiel natürlich gewinnen
I don't expect any amazing insights.

kikirikouuuuuuu

ENERGIE KOTWURST

...

Cottbus manager seething all match

...

this post did not age well

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Who is this chonker ? why is she well known ?

Famous tv star that is recently getting mobbed

why don't they just break some buyern legs

she isn't. just some gril that was on the news 10 min ago

EVERY. FUCKING. TIME.

>Famous tv star
lel, maybe for hartzer

Best known for her 20 seconds appearance in the Tagesthemen

very robbenesque goal

Thats gonna be her breakthrough though!

She kinda cute ngl but Engen still takes the top spot

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>Gnabry with the epic ghetto rapper Frisur
Why are most blacks like this?

I'm sure her IG will get some followers

Is this a sculpture of Ingo Lenßen?

gib her ig

...

Lenßen und Partner. That was a show.

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Based autismo Tobi dropping elite truthbombs

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Imagine ngubus with normal "white guy" hair. You cant. Because their hair is curly. They are limited by their genetic potential

YUP
*siiiiiiiip*

it really wasn't

Fuck how do you know my name

t. liked k11 more than based Ingo

Is your name Überschung Prognose?

meant to reply to

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Should I take some LSD? Its not a whole trip anymore, so I guess I will be good.

>only 3-0 against Cottbus
Buyern are finished

GRANATE ON THE PITCH

>subbing in hernandez in 90'

season ending injury about to habben

kicker.de/4607513/spielbericht/fc-rottach-egern-21673/bayern-muenchen-14

yes, but what about this? never forget.

Not a fan of taking LSD all alone, but go for it if you're feeling good.

>choose your fighter

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just do a full trip, doing half of it makes it weird, same with mushrooms.
Just remember that only degenerates do drugs

t. took LSD twice

>fat
>tight clothes
no wonder she's getting bullied

benudlos :DDDDDD

MOST DANGEROUS LEAD

>1-3
Buyern is finished

>sub on Hernandez
>concede

>conceding a goal against Cottbus

based Cottis, pissing on Bayern's leg just that little bit

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>here’s your granate bro

tagesthemen the best thing about these evening games on ÖR so far desu senpai

based Koko poster

Bayern literally getting roasted by Cottbus fans kek

looks like young Gilbert Gottfried to me

sure, go for it my man

yes yes

I only have half a trip left because I took the other half some days ago and I was good, so I cant share your experience about it being weird.

hello I woke up now

WOKE

not saying right is ideal but 90% of men would take right

Hi there, ready to die now? Lets go follow me

>mfw I concede in the 91th minute to some Regionalliga shitter

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>commentator going on about how nice it is to lose 1:3 against Buyern for 10 minutes
I hate this.

Im a man and I would take right.
S
I
T

O
N

M
Y

F
A
C
E

>I sit on my face
teach me senpai

>some days ago
just remember that you get a high tolerance pretty quick if you take acid with only a few days in between.

Oh fugg

suicidal?

Of fucking course. Life is miserable

Yeah, Im aware, but it still should be a fun time.

her ass might not look like you are imagening it

Fat girls in leggins or tight jeans are a hoax

Why is this cunt still allowed to play? He legit shit for the last 2 seasons

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they literally dont have enough players

oh god... i hope it's super soft and you sink your thumb into her fat with barely any resistence

>That disgusting fat stomach stuffed into the jeans
YIKES

>KHR, UH, Brazzo not at the game today

does that mean the Granate is incoming? Tomorrow?

geisteskrank

yes.
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I'm biased and all, but like, how dare you say that, are you fucking dumb you cold blooded lizard cunt, don't you have a Viena FC vs Sporting Viena match to catch, like every fucking week in your stupid off brand bundes, climb a fucking mountain dimwit

because he's going to fuck up the teams atmosphere if Kovac is going to bench him

Based Hansa

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Please calm down James.

based james

Funny that you say that. I literally played at Vienna FC.

Nice.

apparently its Cuisance

i love when a gross generalization turns out to be true for comedic purposes, good day to you fellow footballer
and Coutinho has a chest colder than the Grossglockner top

>Niko Kovač confirms the Perišić deal after the game. Only paperwork remains to be done
GRANATE INC

you know, if I ever contract hiv, my plan would be to let as many homos and shitskins as possible fuck me raw
that way, I can at least help kill some of them off

You make me proud. Keep it up lad

ICH WEIß DASS ICH KRASS BIN

>implying they want to fuck you

are you sure about this? kind of gay, man...

based

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>and Coutinho has a chest colder than the Grossglockner top
Calm down Gabriel Garcia Marquez, too poetic for /bundes/.

hehe

Short Update: Feeling good will watch youtube.com/watch?v=vkqChDLeVMw now

great, now I crave a fat butt

guerreiro injured.....again...

good

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I'm in bed crying

>watching a Fusi documentary on acid
kinda strange, but if it feels right to you go for it I guess.

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I enjoyed it, lots of emotions but now I will probably listen to some music, feel free to post some.

that's not good. If you're still depressed because of your dads death you might want to get professional help.

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That too, but I lost my best friend today because I was being an idiot
So many bad things happening, I wish there was football 24/7 to take my mind off it, honestly just want to die at this point

youtube.com/watch?v=VDn_UPjXZEw
classic. pretty nice with headphones also

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As I said, there is a point where you should consider getting professional help,

I don't know where to start

There are probably some good psychologist in your area, or try to call your insurance company and see if they can help you.

you cute? are you *getting aids* worthy?

yes

I'll try, at this point I might actually harm myself if I don't do something

good

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okay, glad everything goes well and you dont think about NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE or
SPIDERS SPIDERS SPIDERS or what your friends might think about you right now

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are you me?

youtube.com/watch?v=520uma9Eojk

heh du lausbub

Yes

>Augsburg and Mainz out
I was really hoping for Leverkusen and/or Schalke to slip up but 2 upsets is alright, isn't itß

moin moin

morgen bundes

too many almost-upsets
it was annoying

yes hello

neu