/motd/ - Match of the Day 2

That's the worrying part. Imagine when they are that bad.

Just had no cutting edge or star player did they

tfw you’re no longer the biggest fraud in the premier league

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this new intro is still absolutely terrible

When you think about it, Peaky Blinders theme nights are like "Gin Festivals" for men

These intros get worse every time

Nice to see Dan James scoring, i still don’t know if he has the skill to make it but would like to be proved wrong

Anyways

If you’re a greasy haired cunt, fuck off yeah, no one wants you here, you shit up yesterday’s thread and ruined it

Behalf of /MotD/: fuck off.

>standing up

The new studio aesthetic is very, very uncomfy

>seats not even provided

I don't know why they even went with the idea. It's horrendous.

Remember when "150 IQ" Frank Lampard mocked Americans stranded at an airport after 9/11?

Fuck off Jason Mohammed you scumdiff fucking cunt

Honestly hate him

How fucking dare they hire him

Cunt

Fuck off

Why the fuck did they sell Luiz for peanuts? Why did he want to leave?

I thought Chelsea had a transfer ban so how could they sign Pulisic?

Pretty based in all honesty.

Signed in January before they got banned.

Teenage Lampard. Spotty little gimp.

Stomach is still fucked up from yesterdays milkshake + curry lads letting out some weapons grade farts

Hazshit might have helped, but in the past 7 years Chelsea got btfo enough times with him around.

The issue has been the same since Drogba left, Chelsea need a proper striker instead of
>depressed spanish striker 1&2
>abbo cunt that refuses to play for 6 months each year
>negroid striker from a nowhere 1 to 4
Giroud is the best striker at the club.

Jermaine Jenas in the blue virtual void

He was just on loan at Dortmund lad

Both really nice things but maybe not together lad eh?

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Based

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Fuck off and dilate namefag

I drank 13 beers last night and had a tub of sour cream with nachos, and a small tub of ice cream. Blowing arse bubbles here.

You are getting old, 10 years ago you wouldn't have those problems.

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>only match I didn't watch earlier was a 0-0

10 years ago I could get pissed up till 2am and be right as rain at work for 9 in the morning :(

>namefag

Dreadful dreadful defending

More like Emerson Thome hahaha

Pereira quietly class

Martial kicked the ball into his own knee and megged the goalie

Feeling second hand embarrassment for Chelsea here

Looking forward to seeing Chelsea forced into rotating in Tomori on European weeks

I can drink more now though. Every pint goes down as quickly as the first.

Cheers Jermaine

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Can't get over Ole's accent. It's all over the place.

>you now remember emerson thome

>English
>welsh dad
>plays for wales
What did he mean by this?

De Gea literally has saved United for so long. Chelsea could have been 2-3 up. De Gea was great again.

>Kurt Zoomer

You’re that fat welsh cunt they mentioned in /trans/ innit. Doesn’t everyone think you’re a cunt?

hard to defend against pacey nigs when your fullbacks are all the way up the pitch

Miss Rafa's half Spanish half Norf accent

I thought Frank was high iq, why didn't he stay at Derby for a few more seasons?

The most manc Norwegian you'll ever see

>BBC not showing McTominay trying to lift James up
and down the memery hole it goes

They where lel, the had like 20 good minutes at the start then it was pure shit, wasn't even worried in the second half desu

The day he leaves is the day United are out of the top 6

Is anyone else seeing that wee lad's nose?

and what, move to Chelsea?

Why not just go now

no one else would take the Chelsea job knowing transfer ban

why did he HAVE to take it in these circumstances?

Because he knows if he fails he has a highly paid little effort tv gig on tap

Probably loves the club I suppose

Phil Neville has a strangely shaped head. Just noticed that. It's like a ps1 polygon construction

>that tiny table
>that ugly background
>guests on either side of the host.
I hate it

Feel like the motd graphics are getting worse

Exactly. They'll get Top 4 this year. City, Liverpool, Spurs and United. Chelsea will be Top 6, I don't see them being that bad. Arsenal haven't fixed their main issue which is deeper than just players.

Btec studio

People weren't going to wank over him finishing 6th in the champ thanks to long range goals forever

Dunno Chelsea being hazardless will probably prop us up into top 6 the next couple of season

The logic I've heard is that if it goes to shit the fans are likely to blame the circumstances rather than Lampard, but given Chelsea fans are massive, entitled, baby men I'm not personally convinced by that line of though.

>taking the job now when there's less pressure on him to succeed because of the transfer ban
>potentially waiting years to take the role and be under pressure from day one

150 IQ move

>They had been beaten 4-1, Lampard needs to
LMAO. THEY LOST 4-0 YOU IDIOT.

And racists at that

>the empty virtual stadium behind them
BBC are trying to copy Sky, aren't they.

that IQ test is made up, or he cheated
there’s no way a literal genius would let himself get filmed being sucked off by fat slags in aiya napa

Jenas literally just reworded the question as his answer

Fucking hate this soulless green screen studio

Jenas is a mong

they've already turned on Frank after one day. KEK
Derby fans are loyal as fuck and would have even forgiven Frank for not starting based marriott at wembley

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Newcastle need a Netflix series kek

Because it's an amazing chance for him, this is the best job he could have got.

Shit player. Possibly even worse pundit.

>listening to anything this panel have to say

>Since making his Premier League debut for Arsenal in February 2018, only Mohamed Salah (36) has scored more goals in the competition than Aubameyang (33).

>Pepe made his Premier League debut for Arsenal, becoming the 200th player to feature for the Gunners in the competition.

Pepe was shit, Auba only scored due to shit defending.

Steve Bruce loving Newcastle United his whole life despite being totally hated on both the Tyne and Wear is sad but funny.

>caring about the studio
it's all about the analysis/insight for me

he's literally already under pressure you mong. He lost 4-0 to a not great utd side.

>Ashley has stole my dole money for the past 12 years

Why do Newcastle have such entitlement. Fucking mongs.

>it's all about the analysis/insight for me
that's just as bad

>hurr Ashley doesn't invest
>signs 40m Brazilian

This is how I smashed my bachelor final year project presentation

Good defending will stop a goal will it? Fascinating insight this, Jermaine.

yes but if he backs himself then he will always have that link after getting more experience.
Now if he does really badly the board and fans wont want him to have a second chance

Absolute state of Newcastle’s “boycott” today

>Joel Inton

u wot pal

Thickest post in a thread with 190 in it
Sort yourself out

>haha yeah I just made a joke at the working class, see Tarq

Fuck off

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>they only scored because the defenders didn't stop them

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Sorry mate, I had to post somewhere whilst the game was on, I'll be speaking about it when we go back to the studio, haha.

DONT REPLY TO FAT CUNT WELSH 190kg

I miss dossing around my student flat on rainy Newcastle Sundays. Playing LAN Black Ops or FIFA with the lads.

Proper comfy city.

Daily reminder Arsenal have not fixed their major issue. I don't mean defence.

Joe Linton. I think he lives in Scotswood.

Being touched doesn't stop you going on the sex offenders register, but I appriciate the effor that went into this.

Friendly reminder Shelvey is a cunt and got his shit kicked into him by Sigurdsson in a dressing room fight back in his Swansea days apparently.

It really is

He has to do spectacularly bad to be fired though, and from the next season he will have the possibility to spend a lot of money. It's a gamble, but it makes sense.

>Joe Linton
>Micky Terryan

the fans? pretty sure post-birth abortion is illegal

>I now remember emerson thome played for my time
Completely forgot he was here until I looked that up

The fans?

Ha ha .. Is it the fans .. Lol ..

Roflllll

don’t believe that for a second

If he fucked up at Derby in his second season he would have never have got the Chelsea job. Might never have got it anyway being as there are always going to be better managers in the running except for right now when no one else wanted it.

>Dummett still starting
Fucking hell.

this is ashley panicking that newcastle will get relegated again

although that said when they got relegated the last 2 times they came straight back up

can't see it happening this time though

No mates, I'm talking about how Arsenal are literally League 2 tier at possession retention. Watch the games. They give the ball away constantly, have no situational awareness, have no quality vision or creativity. Ozil, the only guy who can, does it once every 10 games.

You got rused

Schar seems like a decent player, why haven't someone like lelsea signed him

This is a load of bullshit

Newcastle fans are really deluded. Besides some titles in the 1920s (completely irrelevant) they've done nothing but be nearly men but not really in the 90's for a few seasons. But they are convinced they are as big as Everton who have won a lot more titles more recently

Aubameyang lacks ambition

And one that scored like 8 goals last season

leeds fans are worse

>Jenas

Haven't they won the Premiership? That makes them a big team. I heard some teams haven't.

>three league titles
fucking kek they are mega deluded

Yeah jenas I'm sure lascelles should've grew eyes on the back of his head you thick cunt

A blonde Iwobi

Should have got a shout off a team mate.

Which season did Newcastle win the prem m8? Maybe the Xmas day title

They haven't, no. Your confusion comes from Shearer winning it with Blackburn Rovers.

Newcastle will be in the top table because Joelinton is a quality, world class striker, let down by poor service. Maxim is a great winger and will help him out. Joelinton either needs better service or have a partner with speed who can also pass.

Only clubs who have won the european champions club cup are big

Jermaine trying to score brownie points

Can a team be considered a “big team” if they haven’t won the premier league? (Obviously they would need to compete in that league)

Can have a look behind

It was a question lads, I honestly can't remember. But if that's the case, wew. What have they won in the PL era? Nothing?

ashley will be sending him a cheque in the post

they used to get regular champions league football and now bounce between the prem and the championship
literally any club that had such a fall from grace would be pissed off

>Newcastle should be in the CL

Horribly mis managed club, that ship has sailed

The only "trophy" of any sort that Newcastle have won since 1969 is the Intertoto Shitarse Plaque.

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Friendly reminder Everton last won a trophy 24 years ago

Friendly reminder Newcastle last won a meaningful trophy in 1955

Friendly reminder we won a trophy merely 6 years ago

>tf
>tp
Lmao, imagine trying to force this propaganda. Wow, you won a few knock-out games instead of a 38 match fight with no card wipes. Liverpool are not a big club.

>Ashley is a good, successful businessman
Doubt.jpg

2nd place a few times and reached a couple FA cup finals, which they lost

Leeds

you’ve clearly never played football

you should ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS be looking behind your shoulder

>We

He goes into all sorts of threads forcing this, bless him. Was nowhere to be seen for a solid week when City won the League. Cannot handle it thrown back at him you see.

>Newcastle have only been to new Wembley because Spurs played there last season

I've been four times lel

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Friendly reminder you’re fat

>pl doesnt have card wipes

Imagine being so clueless

Jonny Evans looks like he's been prematurely aged by seeing a ghost in a horror film.

Reminder that guy probably went to Wembley to watch his team Wrexham, the non-league equivalent of Leeds, lose to a club a division below his who no longer exist.

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like clockwork

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reminder that Newcastle sacked bobby robson for finishing 5th

190 says 'we' to describe Swansea and yet I never see him in /efl/ threads, it's like he doesn't acknowledge them since they've gone down. Quite sad.

How is that handball????

Fuck VAR

What the fuck are "card wipes"? Walkover games against shit teams?

is pulisic the worst player ever seen in the top flight of english football since the game’s inception? my sources at the BBC and sky sports are telling me that he is

Not a fan of this new ball

>var

Fookin ell

Lampard and Luis had a bust up on the pitch ages ago

He's a typical PL plastic fan. All promoted clubs get them.

>we want the gay audience

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Sorry mate lots of clubs used to get european cup qualification. Derby County, Leeds United, Nottingham Forest, Aston Villa, Everton. All have won relevant league titles, Newcastle haven't. All the clubs mentioned prior are more successful

Aha, hadn't thought about that.

I was at that game too, RIP North Ferriby United.

>he decides how loyal of a supporter someone is by what generals they post on an anime imageboard

*thinking emoji x3*

>I was at that game too, RIP North Ferriby United.
good to see they got one over on silly cunt waltham yesterday

can the mentally ill triptranny not (you) me, makes me feel sick desu

New rules. If there's a handball in the buildup to a goal it's disallowed.

We know you haven't had a season ticket forever, probably because you can't get day release from whatever mental facility you're in.

Plastic nonce.

Slow down Conor lad

I mean you actually can and should judge tripnonces via which threads they post in, 190 being an unironic regular in the Britain's Got Talent threads on Yea Forums.

Nuno giving it the Wenger "I didn't see it" business

>walks towards the camera

It was lad. It really was.

I wonder if he actually gave away that £5000 he claims he has. Baldy fraudster.

>football is shit now: we need to accept it

>because they’ve been briefed they can’t have an opinion

fuck off Jenas

Based Rodgers and Conor on speed

It's probably the channel they leave the caged TV on in his mental facility, so the patients don't get too wound up.

>dole money
>"working" class

Coady is just Scouse

>Just accept it, the game is changing.
Jermaine saying what we're allllll thinking.

>lol Tarq I’ve done it again trololololol

Was very racist imo

probably gave it to comsec to rat out more city fans

>fat welsh deluded customer walks towards camera

The Olympic stadium doesn't suit West Ham

God why am I so shit at Dark Souls

Try taking your time more.

Just dodge into their attacks

what you stuck on lad

Graham Potter is a talented manager

What does that post have to do with sport?

can somebody smell shit?

wtf that fan crowdsurfing

>hurr durr my pet rock gave me eccies
>stay on topic lads

What build you going?

>That Sheffield United "vlogger"
Cringetacular

any Everton fans know if Mina will be the regular starter for the rest of the season
fantasy football reasons

What does being fat, welsh and walking towards the camera have to do with sports tbf?

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Literally got DaS1, Pyro.

I only got past the Taurus Demon because he accidentally fell off the walkway while he was absolute kicking me in. Got up to the top eventually but it's such a slog.

Yeah they only have 3 cbs, the others being keane and holgate

Bootlegger is the only acceptable football vlogger ever.

Smiv is quite good if you know who he is though, the Palmers FC guy and he goes mostly to non-league grounds in the southeast.

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Next area is easy dw

Often boss battles have a gimmick to them, eg the Taurus demon is vulnerable to plunging attacks off the wall behind you, which you can climb up to. Also reverse your hollowing and summon someone if you're stuck.

Is MOTD doing that annoying as fuck thing where they don’t upload to iplayer until weds/thurs because of muh rights?

>2 good to bad
3 clips

>They're still making a Question of sport

next day now

>reverse your hollowing and summon someone if you're stuck.
Do people actually do this. Embarrassing.

get the zweihander from the graveyard by firelink shrine when you’re next there (you’ll open a shortcut back soon), it’s along the path and to the right by the big gravestone, then invest in strength

It's really gone downhill in recent years. That spell where they tried to be They Think It's All Over a while after it finished was terrible.

>teammates are a rower and a judo fighter
>half the questions are conveniently about rowing or judo for them

Hate this gimmick

Cringing at it rn

well that is the point of the home & away round

>He doesn't participate in jolly co-operation

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Bet your a strength fag to.

I like an uchigatana honestly.

Where are you supposed to watch Championship and League 1 and 2 highlights now?