Gotta go fast edition
Liverpool 4-1 Norwich
West Ham 0-5 City
Bournemouth 1-1 Sheffield
Watford 0-3 Brighton
Palace 0-0 Everton
Burnley 3-0 Soton
Tottenham 3-1 Villa
Leicester 0-0 Wolves
Newcastle 0-1 Arsenal
United 4-0 >chelshit
Gotta go fast edition
Liverpool 4-1 Norwich
West Ham 0-5 City
Bournemouth 1-1 Sheffield
Watford 0-3 Brighton
Palace 0-0 Everton
Burnley 3-0 Soton
Tottenham 3-1 Villa
Leicester 0-0 Wolves
Newcastle 0-1 Arsenal
United 4-0 >chelshit
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Reposting because I want attention and the last thread ended too soon.
thinkign about buttholes atm
But nobody cares about this game?
I certainly shan’t be watching
Comfirmed good transfers:
Ndombele
Daniel James
Comfirmed flops
Pepe
>Those attendance figures
Also why were they always hosted in Monaco pre-2013?
Forgetting slabhead and Juan-biskkakaka
dude, you forget to add /efl/
What about AWB & Maguire? They were pretty good
honestly, I would absolutely wreck daniel james' arsehole
same with harry winks
Adrian only let in one goal.
By the standards of Liverpool's reserve keepers that's fucking great
did they score? then they're flops desu but I like slab head so he's a hit
Comfirmed good transfers:
Ndombele
Daniel James
Comfirmed flops
Pepe
AWB
Maguire
Reminder that this idiot, despite being born and raised in England to an English mother, fucked up and declared for Wales cause he got a muh heritage call up, so if he actually becomes good he can't play for his country
>/epl/
Cringe. God I hate generals.
>leting in goals
yikes!
another flop: Haller
UEFA corruption I guess
Or maybe he just wanted to play for Wales?
seething
>Sheffield
Sheffield United
tell me about your dual nationality and your complex relations to it
>wanting to play for englel
Not like he'd win any trophies anyway
>if he actually becomes good he can't play
>if
lel. The welsh have to have, at all times, a single great winger. Immediately after Giggs there was Bale, and now that Bayol is dying it's time for James.
the mongs will keep doing this all season lad
Dilate
Newcastle are officially Newcastle United and Mememouth are AFC Bounremouth. But you don't see them bitching. What's your issue
> What's your issue
clear case of the tism innit
Are you being stupid on purpose, lad.
How was the game? I had a friend say it was more flattering to United because Chelsea were so shit rather than United being great.
Stfu Muhammad
Demanding the full name of your team is unnecessary, we know who they mean
Chelsea really should've had a goal but in the second half they were lucky United were fucking about, could've been way worse
>we know who they mean
Literally who gives a shit mate
Are both Sheffield teams in the EPL?
Where can I stream MOTD2?
just checked my clock and it says Sunday, not Wednesday. now fuck off
nah I have the complex swedish/danish dual nationality and I consider myself swedish. Now you go my swarthy fren
Chelsea were the better team overall but they really collapsed in the final 30 minutes
Wait there are two teams in Sheffield? Oh well neither will be in the prem next season so who gives a shit
Chelsea dominated but Zouma was horrible. Made errors including giving United a penalty goal.
Chelsea had to keep pressing as they were behind in 2nd half. Then United holocausted them with pacy ngubus on the counter attack and they collapsed
>Chelsea were the better team overall.
Not at scoring goals mate
>he doesn't know about the oldest football club in the world
Yea Forums is full of casual bastards.
WE HATE NOTTINGHAM FOOOOOREST
WE HATE EVERTON TOO
>THEY'RE SHIT!
WE HATE MAN UNIIIIIITED
BUT LIVERPOOL WE LOVE YOU
>ALL TOGETHER NOW
don't blame forest for illsbreh
When is MotD2?
How to stream MOTD2 outside UK?
Hillsborough is Sheffield FC's fault.
Notts Forest was because theyv were top of the league when that chant was made up
why are english finals always at wembley
10:30
>Sheffield FC
they didn't play there
Fuck Steve Bruce
hillsborough was liverpools fault
Lelsea were better during two ten minute periods in each half but couldn’t make anything of their chances and completely collapsed as soon as United even began thinking about threatening to score. City would have beat this Chelsea team 8-0.
STEVE BRUCE!
HE'S GOT A BIG FAT HEAD
He's Got A Big Fat Head
he's got a big fat head
STEVE BRUCE!
etc.
ta
Nicely memed my non league friend
we just don’t pay attention to amateur football
How do we stop City this season lads?
It's easy, we kill Pep
Injure their players and force them to accept worse results.
Liverpool started by chopping down Sane in the Charity Shield
With jewish accounting tricks
Book their players for all the tactical fouling like happens to players of the other teams
tfw we intentionally lose the Super Cup so we can focus on the quintuple
Tottenham gets away with it all the time as well. They were horrible against Villa, but could barely get a booking
Spectators pay close to £100 to see these teams. Dismissing their most popular players is not good for business.
>implying Haller won’t dab on soton next week
Um no user, they play 200 fiddly little passes each per match so they can't be fouling cheating fucks.
Bring on next weekend
Some of our players went down a bit easy which pisses me off, but even so the ref had obviously been sent a bagel in a brown envelope
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Nobody pays to see City
>muh septuple
>muh sextuple
>now muh quintuple
ally with Iran
They pay for their seats. Whether they actually use them is of no concern
>city win the league
>city win the FA Cup
They genuinely should have just given the Community Shield to City. There was no need to waste their time beating a team that had no reason to be in that game at all
But Abu Dhabi pays for those seats
As opposed to taxpayer who pay for Liverpool fan's seasons tickets via dole money la
Grandest football stadium in the world
Liverpool fans sell their friends and relatives their season tickets. My uncle has 7 that he is responsible for.
It's why we have a 15 year waiting list. nobody ever gives them back.
MOTD2 lads: starts in 30 mins
Chelsea started great, and dominated up until Zouma moms spaghettied, and from there on out United had it locked in.
Scum
full kit wanker
he's not wearing socks
why is that picture so fucking funny
Match of the Day 2 in ten minutes mates
Find the motd threads really shite and weird desu.
Pretty common lad
gchq: let it be known that i intend to throw a sex toy at boris johnson. try and stop me you jessies
Yea Forums jannies: let it be known that this is an on-topic post because liverpool are going to win the league
get in the fucking thread
>sex toy
what kind? those egg-thingys? butt-plugg?
i was thinking 40lbs of ass and pussy but i'm not sure how i'll sneak it into whitehall
>ass
proxy off you fat fuck
how about a sex swing that would really show him
how long till Pulisic starts playing in MLS
winter window
Paul Pogba says there are 'big question marks' over his Manchester United future
>Paul Pogba says there is a "big question mark" over his future, but maintains he will continue to "give everything" for Manchester United while he remains at Old Trafford.
>Pogba and his agent, Mino Raiola, have both said this summer that the French midfielder wants to leave after three years at the club.
>Pogba told RMC Sport: "I am always good when I play football. I am doing what I love, it's my job. I will give the maximum every time I will be on the pitch.
>"Now, we know there have been things said. Time will tell. We remain still on this big question mark.
>"I am at Manchester. I am having fun with my team-mates. I want to always win the matches. I will always give everything when I am on the pitch."
fuck pogba and fuck boris johnson
The weak must fear the strong
god bless america
Thank fuck they removed the violent video-game adverts at walmart. Could have gone badly otherwise
does he consider the test a failure or success?
well he didn't get killed by the police, so i guess it was a success
good job he's white
Lads. See you next Saturday.
Looks like he got arrested so probably not
Yfw united go top on Monday and remain top until the table resets for the 2020/21 season
>Bristol City striker Matty Taylor is closing in on a move to Oxford United.
He was pretty good in League One level a few years ago but have a feeling he won't be the 20+ goal lad we need.
Thoughts on Lo Celso?
And people on twitter who don't like his jacket do it because it's a vegan antileather thing or just a fashion thing?
>implying anyone cares about Wednesday
When's Rooneys first game for Derby?
>Chelsea manager Frank Lampard wants to sign Leicester defender Ben Chilwell when the Blues' transfer ban ends. The England international, 22, is rated at £70m. (Sun)
France midfielder Paul Pogba, 26, says there is always a "question mark" surrounding his future at Manchester United. (RMC - in French)
>Barcelona say Brazil winger Philippe Coutinho will not leave the club this summer. (Marca)
Talks between Barcelona and Paris St-Germain over the transfer of Brazil forward Neymar have stalled with the French club asking for three players in addition to a fee for the 27-year-old. (Sport)
>Representatives for Arsenal midfielder Mesut Ozil, 30, will fly to the US to hold talks with DC United over a potential move for the former Germany international. (Express)
Roma still want to sign Liverpool and Croatia centre-back Dejan Lovren, 30. (Corriere dello Sport - in Italian)
>Barcelona will allow Rafinha - who was linked with Liverpool and Arsenal - to leave the club this summer with Valencia the favourites to sign the 26-year-old Brazil midfielder. (Sport)
Romelu Lukaku, 26, scored four goals on his debut for Inter Milan in their 8-0 victory over fourth division side Virtus Bergamo. The Belgium striker completed a deadline day move to Italy from Manchester United. (Manchester Evening News)
>Former Manchester United and Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho says Manchester City's B team would win the Premier League ahead of either of his former clubs or Arsenal. (Telegraph)
Manchester City and France centre-back Eliaquim Mangala, 28, looks set for a second loan spell at Valencia. (Goal)
>Belgium's former Tottenham and West Brom midfielder Nacer Chadli, 30, has joined Vincent Kompany's Anderlecht on loan from Monaco. (Anderlecht official website)
Bristol City striker Matty Taylor, 29, is closing in on a move to Oxford United. (Bristol Post)
fuck off
1. Man City
2. Tottenham
3. Liverpool
4. Arsenal
5. Leicester
6. Man United
7. Wolves
8. Everton
9. Chelsea
10. West Ham
11. Burnley
12. Bournemouth
13. Palace
14. Villa
15. Brighton
16. Watford
17. Norwich
18. Newcastle
19. Sheffield
20. Southampton
*smiles adorably in your direction*
>Premiership
Fucking bongs.
think United will squeeze top 4
its a good starting XI HOWEVER once they have to start rotating and Young, Mata, Jones all start getting minutes again its gonna go wrong
It's the Barclays Premier League, sponsored by Barclays
It'll be a tight fight for 4th place for sure and depending what happens with Spurs maybe even 3rd. I don't mean it'll be tight for United exclusively but that Arsenal, Spurs, United shoudl all be fighting for 3/4. If Chelsea get their shit together they should be in the hunt as well.
>lol liverpool won't even make the top 4
stay mad
the scouse seethe is fantastic
Reading comprehension. I'm already assuming City/Liverpool take 1 and 2.
>Liverpool taking top 2 with zero signings and their best player injured
thinking liverpool won't finish top 2 is actual delusion
city and liverpool are so far ahead of every other team in the league it's not even funny. you could see it at the weekend where both west ham and norwich had called it a day at 60 and were just playing the game out
comparing city and liverpool is delusional
theres conceding a goal against NORWICH at home and then theres smacking the shit out of West Ham away with Aguero on the bench
norwich will give a lot of teams a tough game this season if they can get their defence up to speed
PUKKI GANG, PUKKI GANG, PUKKI GANG, PUKKI GANG, PUKKI GANG, PUKKI GANG, PUKKI GANG
All Norwich do is attack.
This
how long does he have (to solve football)?
unironically this season should not matter. He deserves to bring in his own players and develop a team
Don't Chelsea managers average like three years?
For a moment there, I thought that was Jacob Rees-Mogg.
Posted this and went to bed. Looks like it rustled some casual/customer feathers.
>any year
>taking advice from gazza
Mata and Young will have 20+ apps but mostly off the bench. Jones are the bottom of the CB order, most likely won't even play cup games since Tuanzebe pretty much booked the spot. Also there are still a lot of shitters to take care of:
>Rojo
Will rotate with Young for the bench FB, probably guaranteed bench in cup games
>Darmian
Ole probably doesn't consider him a United player anymore
>BOSS
Same with Jones, Ole will pick the youngsters ahead of him
this decade Mourinho was the longest lasting manager (just over 2 years)
>tfw someone mentions they dont rate Mount
alright gramps
He's got until towards the end of this season. They might line someone up for next season but no top manager wants the job with a transfer ban in place.
>Ben chilwell is quoted at 70 million pounds
Football is dead. If this along with rising ticket prices isn’t curbed by the FA/FIFA/the government then only the most hardcore of plastics will keep watching this shit
Lo Celso hasn’t played yet
Maybe the webm doesnt do it justice, but it doesn't look very nice - irregardless of the sourcing of the material used.
It would help if teams stopped paying the quoted price for shite players
Seriously where does it end?
When one of the 'Big Clubs' somehow folds and is liquidated.
world war 3
BAsed
>Garth Crooks thinks VVD should win the ballon door
Finally confirmation that VVD should NOT win it. The award is for the best player. Not the most successful.
Until Christmas at this rate
>rising ticket prices
what?
only time this has been an issue nowadays is when foreign teams take advantage of English fans
most successful player is not even VVD
Alisson deserves it over him anyway
This isn’t /trans/ anymore faggot
The table as it is now will be how the season finishes.
Screencap this post
I absolutely agree with you that if the balloon door represents the player that has won the most stuff or generally been the most successful then the likes of Modric, Alisson should win it. If it’s based on who is actually the best player in the world then Messi and Ronaldo are still quite a long way ahead of anyone else. It’s boring but true. You would choose them to be in your team ahead of any other players still.
Happy with that lad.
Jermaine Jenas is such a shit pundit
>ronaldo
>last season
>long way ahead of anyone else
friendly reminder Real Madrid conceded 18 goals in 7 preseason matches
Brainlette alert
scouser
Yfw United are back.
Just watched MOTD2. What the fuck is going on with this “Zouma” guy. Absolutely all over the place.
Predictions lads?
Arsenal v Burnley
>Villa v Bournemouth
Brighton v West Ham
>Everton v Watford
Norwich v Newcastle
>Southampton v Liverpool
City v Spurs
>Sheffield v Palace
Chelsea v Leicester
>United v Wolves
Arsenal v Burnley
3-1
>Villa v Bournemouth
2-2
Brighton v West Ham
1-1
>Everton v Watford
2-0
Norwich v Newcastle
3-2
>Southampton v Liverpool
1-3
City v Spurs
3-1
>Sheffield v Palace
2-1
Chelsea v Leicester
1-1
>United v Wolves
2-0
>Arsenal v Burnley
1-1
>Villa v Bournemouth
2-0
>Brighton v West Ham
3-0
>Everton v Watford
0-0
>Norwich v Newcastle
2-1
>Southampton v Liverpool
0-6
>City v Spurs
5-0
>Sheffield v Palace
2-2
>Chelsea v Leicester
3-1
>United v Wolves
1-1
you win something first season and then the players turn on you halfway through the second
The state of these predictions.
come on then, tell me what you disagree with and I'll tell you how little footy you watch
Everton Norwich and Sheffield are the only ones that are even vaguely non-delusional
Yfw the most zoomiest zoomer zooms past Kurt Zouma
>I dont watch much footy but
start your posts with this in future. thanks.
Should make it a fun little spectacle game desu, FA Cup vs Checkatrade Cup winners
Paying over £20 for a ticket is absurd
I watch more football than you. I’m 100%confident of that.
its footy
can see you dont watch much of it
It’s actually footie not footy. You fucking casual
>sex toy
>Liverpool
Surely that's West Ham related
>Liverpool beating Soton 6-0
Top kek its already ogre for Liverpool
>All these players and managers moaning about VAR
I personally think that VAR is shite and we shouldn't use it but the rules are the fucking rules just get over it and move on
VAR is fine literally nothing wrong with it. It took 15 seconds each time it was done at Old Trafford yesterday. A substitution takes longer
I jus like that referees make mistakes. I understand why other people don’t and I understand the value of the game Nowadays and why people think Decisions should be correct but I just think football should be a game that includes human error.
>all those fags saying Rashford would score a maximum of 10 league goals
the state of you
tfw he scores 11
Reading some worrying news this morning that Liverpool are now struggling to get cover for Adrian. By some weird curse everyone, even the youth team keeper, is injured. I feel its only heading one way.
Seething
>Liverpool heading back to eternal 6th position
I just want consistency, definitely none of this 'I think this earlier call was a mistake, so ill call in your favour next time' bollocks.
See, City vs Hammers, Sterling was more offside for his second goal than his disallowed one. If a millimeter is going to count as Offside, then it's got to be that strict every other time
But he literally was offside for the first and literally wasn’t offside for the second?
They shouldn’t be splitting hairs. If it’s within an inch or millimeter they should just allow it. Too close to call should defer to the attacking player.
Mata is good
So where do you draw the line? 1 inch? 2 inches? Just so we’re clear
God damn. Why did she have to ruin it. She’s so cute and now she’s fucked it
>football should be a game that includes human error.
do you feel the same when England/your club are fucked over by terrible ref decisions?
what if she answered her own question right aay and said
>yes of course he would
three a year lad
Yes I actually do
Liverpool’s back line got shredded time and time again and were lucky that Norwich’s strikers werent more clinical
You draw the line at “clear and obvious”. VAR isn’t meant for splitting hairs. If you don’t look and immediately say “oh yeah that’s definitely off” then you don’t change the call.
>literally doesn’t understand the point of VAR
Where are your brownie points at lads?
Mate, your argument is retarded, you can't just say "oh that's definitely off" because different people have different views on what is "definitely off". VAR is there to provide a categoric yes or no black or white to decisions. You can't then add an opinion. Either you have VAR and it categorically tells you whether something is a goal/offside or you don't
Absolute brainlet opinion here
What’s for lunch boys and girls?
I’m having a double quarter pounder with cheese. Some nuggets and a Diet Coke. Oh and some fries. Then later this eve I have a 10k run so that’ll be fun
when I used to have a gf I'd trade her watching football for watching whatever crap girls show she liked
as her watching football with you?
Usually watch her shit tv shows in exchange for allowing me to watch footie although she doesn't mind footie desu. Her dad loves football so she has a team and has grown up watching it
yeah when we were together on the weekends and stuff.
Watching the Jade Goody documentary lads. fucking hell
member when The Sun called her a disgusting pig then became her biggest fan when she was dying?
Oh I just assumed you lived together and found it wierd.
t. boomer
kek 96
>sorry babe, cant make our date tomorrow the Carabao Cup is on
yes lol
Remember when the Sun blamed scousers for hillsbruh and then back tracked
I think we all know jade goody is scum and so are scousers
grow up
Why? Are you a glossy mag reading woman or summat?
Nah lost my job last week so got nothing to do. Was gonna down job centre on high park street but will go tomorrow instead.
You guys are seriously retarded. VAR isn’t like the goal decision system. It doesn’t give you a black and white answer. It just allows you to replay events leading to the goal. We use this in American(aka first world) sports all the time and the rule is always, “if it’s too close to say definitively one way or another, you don’t change the call”.
There are times where VAR will be ambiguous in offside calls. It might look like the outside of his shoulder could maybe just be past the shoelace of the defender. This would be too close to say “definitively offside” so you allow the goal.
We do this all the time with virtually no fuss in the US(again because we’re a first world country with first world sports).
Why don’t you just do other stuff when she’s watching shitty TV?
Lads. What’s your favourite supermarket?
Tesco
Sainsbury’s
Morrison’s
Asda
Lidl
Aldi
Waitrose
Coop
But they literally show it definitively. For example Sterling’s shoulder was mapped to be offside.
This was years ago and I didnt own a laptop. My only hobbies were watching tv and touching her boobies
Morrisons for the bakery and go counter, Tesco for everything else
Just googled high park street
Kek!
It’s actually true all scousers are dole monkeys
you doing some market research? boring cunt
It’s either that or read that Americans retarded ramblings about VAR
Yfw Sterlel and Mbrap fight out the next 5 baloon doors
maybe 5 years ago
Literally crying at this Jade Goody documentary. Fucking emotional lads.
Have her shithead husband and kids spent her money yet?
The following will be the PFA team of the year
Ederson
Robertson
Maguire
Van Dijk
Cancelo
Rodri
KdB
Ndombele
Salah
Rashford
Sterling
you ever notice when reddit-americans get into discussions (arguments) about divegrass that they type out several paragraphs of bullshit? autism
Yes, in fact there is an example just a few posts above this
Can't forget the insults and superiority complex
Imagine being American and feeling superior in 2019
What does someone mean they say that someone has a lot of “layers” to them?
>Imagine being American
wew that was close almost had a heart attack
Banter
Howling
omg so deep
Neymar’s lawyers just been filmed walking into Barcelona’s offices in Barcelona. Could be back on lads.
Oh boy, more Nerman "news" incoming
>on the surface you seem like a normal guy but after talking to you for an hour it's clear you're depressed and have a lot of issues
>Irish opinions
Apologize.
marriage haha
that they are a Shrek fan obv
Maybe PSG will buy pooobag with the moneys?
Apologise for what?
In other news how fucked are Chelsea either frank at the wheel
Going to Evita in Regents Park tonight lads. It’s pissing down
Also Perisic Ron bayern is happening.
Ron?
Bad signing
You know you're in the premier league when you see this again. I doubt we'd even get a name change if wendy ever joined us but it's going to happen all season long so get used to it.
Just refer to other teams as Manchester, London and Nottingham or use Madrid interchangeably for both teams. It feels better to not care and pass that shite onto someone else.
Now that dust has settled, and after watching the match again, it's quite clear how this season will go for United. Just about every team knows they're only good on the counter, top 6 teams will still have an issue with them because they need to score as many goals as possible anyway, but United will struggle against teams like SU and Newcastle who are trained to soak up pressure for 80 minutes.
Though you'd expect United to concede a lot from set pieces against these kinds of teams. Let's see how Maguire does to prevent that. United better pray he's fit for the entire season. Despite the game yesterday, still think they'll finish 5th/6th
exactly
who would actually be referring to whatever the other Sheffield are called if they're not even in the league
TFW Angel GODmes plays against the shitty teams and unlocks their defences
United will just play a dedicated 10 to beat the shit teams
Based Saint Lucia.
In fairness we know it all to well as a way for dullard managers and pundits to self identify, including the last couple of seasons when we were in the same division.
PFA young player of the year will be Lingard
all too well
before someone calls me a dullard
twitter.com
Big Sam said no to Strictly Come Dancing because he's expecting a job offer this season! Chelsea....?
something at the carvery?
Frank has slipped (kek) to 2nd favourite in sack race after Woy
Imagine being this obsessed with united
Where is the Scandinavian guy who is so OBSESSED with united he posts updates on De Gea’s contract every single day of his life here?
he’s welsh and Swansea bred
>raised in the Swansea academy
>chooses to play for Wales
>HUR DUR HES ENGLIZH
English people ladies and gentlemen.
Yes lad
Imagine being the following
>fat
>welsh
>a Swansea fan
>over 190kg
>under 190cm
>everyone on Yea Forums/nel (particularly /lig/ hates you)
United are a bottom 5 side who clobbered a bottom 3 side.
>its the fat welsh 190 again
Wow the Caribbean is really seething today. Bad case of mental illness seems to be spreading
tropical retards
You’re not allowed to criticise her on twitter for talking shite without an army of onions cunts calling you a sexist or saying you’ve got a small dick. Surely, in the pursuit of equality, she has to be made fun of like every other pundit when they say something horrendously stupid.
xD
Who will move?
Eriksen?
Neymar?
Bale?
Pogba?
Perisic?
Thats my point, if you are going to make the original call, then you stick to it and the other one is treated the same
I agree. But if they're going to split hairs, then they need to split the same hairs every time
>small dick.
>2019 penis size shaming
what's next making fun of peoples sexuallity?
Tbh she’s usually actually pretty decent as a pundit. This genuinely doesn’t sound like something she would usually say. Also she’s qt as fuck
Pulisic to Real
user to new place is habbening next week
Although that 4-0 win was great, it compounded my frustrations in a way. We desperately needed another midfielder this summer. Against teams that camp in their own half, we’re going to struggle to break them down with only Pogba being able to consistently find forward passes. We should’ve signed Tielemans or Fernandes.
Both Yaniytid and Lelsea finish outside the top 6
but people tell me mcsauce is world class
>Playing in the comfy Welsh side, having a laugh with the lads and winning fuck all.
>Playing with England and its locker room of dabbing mutts, instagram whores and having the tabloid press shit on you 24/7 and also winning fuck all.
No real contest.
>Emma Jones hosting 606 with Robbie
Who the fuck is this ho?
Yeah that’s because he is
Clearly a witch
he's literally born and raised in hull and was in hull's academy academy for 8 years
>but muh heritage
All praise McSauce our saviour (and winner of this season’s PFA player of the year)
Dick size shaming is something that’s still considered socially acceptable. So is making fun of manlets. It’s not really fair considering guys with small dicks can’t do anything about it. The guys over at /r/smalldickproblems are psychologically tormented by their cocks.
That's why Mata is in the squad. Unironically he's better than pogba at breaking down teams around the 18 yard box.
Also, gomes is ready to do the same.
thesun.co.uk
Literally a leeds thot
Why is he called McSauce?
The 10s United have are weak or unproven. Maybe Gomes or Pereira come good, Lingard played decent yesterday but he doesn't do enough in there for a team like United.
I have an 8 inch dick. I definitely mogged some dudes at the beach this weekend. Their GFs were checking out my junk while I tanning. Great stuff.
Arse
Bournemouth
Draw
Everton
Newcastle
Liverpool
City
Draw
Leicester
Draw
If you need ask you’ll never know. If you know you need only ask
She's right. He's past it. He's even said numerous times himself that he wants to play less
Pereira is never gonna make it. Lingard is suited to games like yesterday but is shite when Utd are expected to show initiative. Hopefully Gomes steps up.
>8 inch dick
this is 4channel 8 inch is on the small scale here
newfag
>Pereira is never gonna make it
already did
>copying GOATnaldo because you’re terrified of his dominance
Wasn’t he the top scorer across Europe’s leagues last season? And the top scorer in the CL? And the most creative player in Europe? I’m pretty sure he could take Aguero’s place.
giant cocks and sports talk. truly the greatest of boards.
>The Harvester of Huesca
where's 190
Pereira and PogBOOM will dab on shitty teams with tremendous blooters
United Players FIFA ratings for FIFA 20
Book these
De Gea 91
Romero 83
AWB 84
Maguire 85
Lindelof 83
Shaw 83
Bailly 82
Smalling 81
Dalot 78
Jones 77
Young 79
Matic 82
McSauce 83
Pogba 88
Fred 84
Mata 83
Lingard 83
Pereira 81
Gomes 78
Chong 76
Alexis 86
Rashford 84
Martial 83
James 80
Greenwood 76
sports and dick measuring can't get any more manly and totaly hetro than that
Eating something. Fat cunt
Pereira maybe. Pogba has never scored a blooter for United, I think. Always a cm or more wide.
Dan James pace 98
I fucking love bloots
Anyone for a quick game of stick cricket?
Pereira has the best shot outside the box in the team, presses well, and is also has the best set piece delivery. Perfect for unlocking small teams like Chelsea.
yes he has
finna screencap this garbage
>Smalling 81
>Dalot 78
>Young 79
>Matic 82
>Pogba 88
>Fred 84
>Lingard 83
>Pereria 81
Subtract 5 from each of these and it’s accurate
insane bloot
Always had doubts over his ability to play at the highest level, but we'll see.
Let's just hope Eriksen stays so we can have a healthy competition between the two for the season.
Pogba's tricky because it's hard to account for players who are world class when they can be fucked.
>FIFA giving Pogba anything less than 88
Amerilogic
Romero 80
AWB 82
Maguire 86
Smalling 80
Jones 79-81
Dalot 79
McTominay (wtf is McSauce about) 77-80
Fred 82
Mata 82
Gomes 71-75
Chong pretty 68-74
Alexis 84
James 77-81
Greenwood 72
Rest I agree with
>Sterlel
Not without him winning shit for the NT.
tbf on his day hes 92
I hate him but Pogba is a legit 86.
FIFA ratings don't include laziness or inconsistencie.
i don't play fifa; who is the third highest-rated player? is it neymar?
>Romelu Lukaku, 26, scored four goals on his debut for Inter Milan in their 8-0 victory over fourth division side Virtus Bergamo. The Belgium striker completed a deadline day move to Italy from Manchester United.
Guess they didn't need to worry.
>not knowing about McSauce
Wanyama was so good before his injuries (though this webm is post injuries). He was constantly progressing
was last yea. This year itll be Mbrap/Virgin Van Dyke (because he will undeservedly win baloon door)
he had his fair share of injuries at soton too
He scored against every team he faced in the CL.
African tho
He's probably 38 and says hes not
Fill me in lad no homo x
I'd fill you with my mcsauce, no homo
It was a friendly against a Serie D team.
That's my point. I was referring to United not needing to worry. Lukaku found his level, inshallah.
no way if you don't know you're a fucking new fag
Just got a job lads
You're right, against Fener
Scott McTominay is known as McSauce and other cringey shit like McTominator and shit.
my condolences
well in lad
what's the craic?
Congrats
Some mick pub down the road
i worked in a bar for nearly a year during my first year of uni
still can't pour a pint
great way to meet birds
Can't wait to see united get a higher team rating than liverpool in fifa again
how many decades will it take do you reckon?
Not in this place mate
fifa is for boys
fm is for men (and turbo autists)
>between 03 and 06 (when data recording started) there were 3 games where one team had more than 70% possession
>in season 16/17 it was 36
>in 17/18 63
>18/19: 67
Has EPL been solved?
not until we nail down who's the best almost assister
just adds to the notion that "best league" just means "best top teams", not healthiest, not most entertaining
*Wins the league, Europa and 2 Cups
so is martial good now or what?
0.00000000000000000001
>sanchez - 90
>rashford - 91
Kek. Where is that fag who coined “almost assist”. He got fucking mad when we ripped on him for it.
He's certainly working harder than he has in the recent past.
t. a guy that watched all the preseason games + opener.
He’s always been a good player when he gives a shit. We’ll see how long this enthusiasm lasts.
Same lad. Can confirm Martial now very enthusiastic and dedicated to bringing united BACK (they already came back yesterday with a 4-0 win over European champions Chelsea)
circa one picosecond?
Circa
Completely forgot who won the last championsl eague wow
If you haven’t seen every episode of The Young Ones you are not fit to comment on anything relating to the UK including the /epl/
what about us blindlads?
So now that Everton have broken into the Top 6, when do we break in to the Top 3?
>giving money for Iwobi
I hope you get relegated just for that shit
everton are 11th lad
>A young player who was mediocre at a big club will be mediocre forever
Imagine being this much of brainlet. Arsenal will regret selling him in 6 months time.
Not for £34m they won't. He'd have to bang in 20 goals in the PL a season to make them question their decision.
did you like your first game? I missed it
>Rangers manager Steven Gerrard was "disappointed" his side did not score more goals, despite thrashing 10-man Hibernian 6-1.
>I want to stat pad
How far has Stevie G fallen?
First game was basically an extension of last season performance wise (Even wearing last seasons kit too), but that's mostly because none of the new players really featured. I imagine against Watford we'll get to see properly what the new players are capable of and they'll get a result.
In awe of Steve Bruce lads
How can you send on a sub and not even tell him where he's supposed to play? That's surely the first thing you tell them.
Some people are saying give him time - he's 58 years old. If he hasn't learned by now then he never will.
Good luck getting a 10 goal winger for 34m
Reckon he just wants to win any trophy so he can leave and call it a success.
>How can you send on a sub and not even tell him where he's supposed to play?
lol did this happen?
I'm in awe of Ashley wanting Newcastle to get relegated by hiring stevie
The fuck did he mean with that
I've never been to this general. Is it comfy? Will I get bullied for being a
>man utd
Supporter?
Martin O'Neill doesnt do that either
Depends where you're from
he played for liverpool so he has the netspend trophy at home
Don't think Iwobi has scored 10 goals in his career.
no, man u shitters are currently on a high sperging all over /epl/ so you'll fit right in
Neil: I wonder how many lentils I’ve ever eaten
Viv: four
he's scored 15 ACTUALLY
Yeah he sent Willems on to play at left back and he ended up in central midfield for 3 minutes. Bruce was hopping around on the touchline asking what the fuck was going on when it was his own fault.
Then later he had three players on the left wing and none on the right. He's exposed himself so much in one game it's unreal.
I'm from Chester which is basically 80% liverpool fans. We even have an LFC shop in our town centre kek
Thanks lad
All the Liverpool fans will throw shit at you but if you just post “0PL” back they go into a full on mental explosion. The Irish Liverpool fans are the worst for it.
>Depends where you're from
man u supporter so london obv
lmao what an idiot
Based, I think I'll make me self at home here
Welcome lad. We’re pleased to have you
>American(aka first world)
incredible that you could type that whole paragraph without getting shot multiple times by multiple gunmen
be aware that this is the /lfc/ & /lfcw/ general, so show some respect
I standard corrected, committing sudoku in front an Iwogbi shrine. How many games was that, before I go?
Welcome lad, we'll put out a spread for ya
>tf
>tp
well I see shitizen is keeping up his complete and utter ignorance of footballing matters. Iwobi hasn't scored 20 goals in his fucking career.
I think you meant /lfc-seethe/ thread my friend
0PL
>96
As long as you hate the Irish and JF's, you're welcome here. I realise the Irish are JF but they're a special case.
Zero (0!)
Based. Im going to steal some hubcaps to celebrate
Liverpool finna flop this season. I’m predicting a CL round of 16 exit and finishing 12 points behind City.
Thanks lads
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count them
what's your opinion on mcsauce?
after we win the title this year, people will look back at the slip fondly
it will just enhance stevie g's legend
Doesn't count, has to be a Gold Trophy, which means only Arsenal are a big team.
>Liverpool set transfer price for Dejan Lovren amidst interest from AC Milan and Roma
>The ECHO understands the club would take €15million (£13.9m) plus bonuses taking the deal up to €20m for the centre-back.
How's your local non-league team doing?
Still haven't made my mind up Sven, sometimes he looks the part but then other times he does fuck all. I have a feeling he's got a low ceiling for potential and will end up bang average tbqh but I hope he comes good and stays that way for a long time
3 wins on the bounce for dulwich hamlet
Still seem to be counting to 0PL. Just checked the wikis and such
Fucking disgraceful..... how are kids allowed to be racist towards Muslims by approaching them these days? He should be locked up! Salah was well within his rights.
again with the penis shaming
Yerry Mina had the same chant at Everton and they banned it too
the only way to decide whether this is racist or not is for him to show us his willy and then we can see whether it's a an accurate description or a racist stereotype
7th in national league North (6th tier) we used to be in league 2 but had financial troubles. JUST
Why hasn't there been this video but done based on last year?
haha yeah
SEETHING Scouser! Your hero is no saint!
That slip was more spectacular as there was a definite collapse happening before our eyes. Last season it was a phantom slip that happened gradually over the course of a few months, with the only defining moment being the 0-0 at Goodison thanks to Big Dick Pick.
I personally wanted to have Queen 'Don't Stop Me Now' playing with the gradual point gap drop along side all the games where Liverpool dropped points and City gained them, finishing with Kompany scoring the blooter and Liverpool thinking they'd won it when City went 1-0 down in the final game.
>”in 2 games the dream has turned into an unbelievable nightmare”
This does not fookin slip
Local lad
Staines town are fucked
Was happy for Chertsey to win the FA vase
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
>yfw you realise Suarez wasn't crying but laughing
Liverpool Football club
THE CLUB THAT KEEPS ON GIVING(failing)
>I WOULD LOVE IT IF WE BEAT THEM
Have 6(SIX)
Sorry lad were still laughing at Liverpool we’ll move on to nookassle in a bit
What was the better breakdown: the Stevie G slip, or Keegan's?
6xt he number of PL Liverpool have is 0
The slip obviously. It was literal pottery
>don’t slip lads
>*slips*
6 what
>gymnast
the mighty reds
>gravity
abls
I certainly enjoyed Liverpool's slip more. Keegan's mind got absolutely flayed by Ferguson, he's neer been the same man since.
Gerrard because the slip and how they had basically shat on player contracts forcing Suarez to stay that season (and admitted so) and even with the worlds best striker they somehow, somehow, fucked it up. It only gets worse in that regard as FSM are the best front three in the world and they STILL couldn't win the PL even being 10pts clear at Xmas.
I think they'll win it this year but still lels.
>I think they'll win it this year
*Ahem*
lads wanna hear a joke?
>liverpool
I just see some teams taking points from City and Liverpool VARing their way to success but the FA wants them to win as another City win is boring.
Stop talking about Liverpool and start talking about how much Marco Silva looks like Colin Farrell
It'll never beat the two Klopp look a likes.
>leave Yea Forums at 11am to spend few hours outside, catch some sun and enjoy my day
>return back and its filled to the brim of ABU seethe
I know exactly what has happened. the beer wore off and reality smacked the scousers in the face upon waking up from not having a job
Semi-related.
>Alisson out for 2 months
Thats my point ya fucking idiots
>Alisson Becker will be sidelined for ‘the next few weeks’ due to the calf injury he sustained during Friday’s win over Norwich City, Jürgen Klopp has confirmed.
Either way, Liverpoop get emergency loan powers, so this is irrelevant.
>a recent survey has found that mancunian women are the least sexy in britain, with most respondents surveyed describing manc women as "grim"
The Guardian saying 6-8 weeks, my friend
theguardian.com
hehe
>pre-VAR EPL titles count
lol, no sweetie.
And I was citing LFC website from Klopp himself.
>“I saw already like ‘six weeks’ and stuff like this, but Ali was not a lot injured in his career so I would like to wait a little bit to see how he develops in that process now, but he is not in for the next few weeks.”
So, nah.
Just wanted to say I just met Ben Arfa at a gym in Paris and he had trouble leg pressing 10x40kg.
very vague statement from Kloppo desu
so you're saying liverpool still has 0?
Not like >we are getting Ederson in though.
Probably just Adrian and Lonergan, it could be worse, it could be Adrian and Mingolet.
Barbados Liverpool Customer to the rescue to defend a club 5,000km away!
yes, as does everyone else
wouldn't it make sense to have Mignolet though as the back 4 know what he is like?
Migs must be seething
are you in this thread 24/7?
here is a hint: liverpools will stay there
back for United at latest
>a dozen anti-Liverpool posts for every pro one
says u
>liverpool fans are 50% of the world.
>Barbados customer gets mad people (yes, people, not person) call out his customer ways
lel and lel.
great comeback now watch this
SEETHING
just a heads up Spurs Swede, I checked archive for Barbados posts, there is one where he says he's going to the Arse general to shitpost as a Spurs fan. It's the toppest of lels.
They know he is fucking shite.
wheres Thanatos when you need him
we all know he just want to be a spur
>Barbados customer gets mad people (yes, people, not person)
Breathe, and attempt to formulate a sentence properly.
*ahem*
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>wall of text
FUMING
Joke's on you I just googled seethe dilate have sex and copy pasted it.
That is a grammatically correct sentence, retard.
Anyway did you enjoy your season start? I was at a family thing with my arsenal cousin. Yes he mad.
over/under 2.5 trophies for liverpool this season?
BOILING
>over/under 2.5 trophies for liverpool next 5 seasons?
correct
and under. and Im including last year.
Does the Super Cup and Club World Cup count?
No it isn't, the bit in parentheses does not make sense in the context of your initial phrasing.
u
here the bookies are giving 1:1 odds at 0
just how badly is studge finna dab on the mls?
yes
Probably wont score as many as Rooney
>and Besiktas
seriously, who do they not try to sign
They will win 2 trophies this season then
>Adrian in goal
>Lampard rested all the good players against United
Im not so sure
Six times.
>Chelshit
>good players
all one of their good players?
You're wrong, it does. Person would imply a single person, people implies multiple. There are multiple people calling you out on being a customer, not a single person as you claimed I was in the thread 24/7 and I most certainly am not.
Barbacuck
>their good players
>ross barkley is a starting midfielder
still filled with liverpool seethe in here I see
frens im bored
No I can recognize your posting style, you most certainly are in here 24/7. Nothing wrong with it though.
as a neutral, i would note that liverpool fans seem to post better content in /epl/ than the haters
>Barbacuck
heh
as a Liverpool fan posing as a neutral, i would note that liverpool fans seem to post better content in /epl/ than the haters
>recognising posting style
fucking hell lads this is getting grim levels of desperation
as a neutral, i would note that liverpool fans likes to false flag
>desperation
See you always use this word, and moreover you reply indirectly to me without quotation as you seem to be used to Reddit. It's very easy to spot you.
Sort it out mate, you ain't fucking Sherlock Holmes.
ikr
is recognizing posting style the almost assist of bragging?
If United beat Liverpool this season I cannot imagine the amount of seethe it will cause Liverpool fans
>curse word
ohh big man
if your posting style consists of:
>capital letters in any situation (including acronyms)
>reddit spacing
>having a meme flag
>kooky filenames
>racist/homophobic/misogynistic/generally thicko overtones
then i won't be reading your post with anything but contempt
Liverpool are...
wait for it....
...
GREAT
(too many coons though and gays)
Fuck off you stupid nigger, bet you're a dyke.
People like you is what is killing Yea Forums. So GTFO.
new:
NIG
ER
feeling contemptuous lads