/turnleft/ MICHIGAN RACE THREAD

oops

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There used to be stands in the corners, too.

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Every time they mention PJ1 Trackbite™ take a drink

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what's your non meh tracks?
he is definitely aggravated.

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pre race or during the race?
I could get wasted in the next 15 mins

winner roll

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>muh god

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>praying

ugh....

Real winner roll

based and spirepilled

NASCAR is God's sport
get fucked

whatcha all eatin?

homemade hot wings and bourbon on the side.

rolling for who wrecks first

i'm skipping lunch on a hard cut

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its for the safety of the drivers you cuck. Any sport who doesn't pray for drivers clearly doesn't care about their safety.

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BASED anti-kryle pilled

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Chili Dogs and Coca Cola

God I fucking love Nascar and America

Kryled

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RUNNING DOWN A
DREEEEEAAAAAAMMMMMMMM

haven't had chili dogs in forever. Enjoy them user

MURICA!

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BASED AS FUCK

FUCKING DELETE

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RUNNIN DOWN A DREAM

I love this song, GETS ME TOTALLY PUMPED UP FOR THE BEST SPORT IN THE WORLD!!!!

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Any chance this race wont be complete shit?

If Dale Sr suddenly came back to life how would he react to modern NASCAR?

and the safety of the fans, crews and officials and also to bestow God's blessing on our military, law enforcement and first responders serving at home and abroad protecting our freedom.

this is my first time watching /turnleft/, what am I in for?

lol

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no

trucks were nice yesterday, though they are trucks....
10-4 good buddy, thanks for adding.

Do you think the teams have learned much since June, or will this be another "You can catch the leader but you can't pass him LOL" race?

Hehe

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Pretty much MURRICA in your face for the whole race and then some.

Also, some amazing fucking driving.

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That's too bad, there have been a couple of good races earlier this year. This one migh be ok. For me the oval tracks are hit or miss unless there is some drastic temperature or humidity changes to really throw everyone off.

not the best choice to start watching, could be fun with the meme package but if not come back next week for bristol, that shit ia guaranteed fun

this image should explain everything you need to know

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hope someone fuggs up Busch, he know knows he can't bully the young guns.

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>Chastain

Hold up. Watermelon Man is racing today?

based

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>all four Gibbs cars were blowing oil smoke during the rolloff from pit road

Are they doing that F1 shit where they use the oil as fuel to make more power

he races in cup like almost every week

>all four Gibbs cars were blowing oil smoke during the rolloff from pit road
Hopefully this is a sign that all 4 TRD engines are going to blow up

Probably just blowby from the crankcase through the piston rings because the engine is cold.

I noticed this too....

I'm from the future

Gimmie wins. Enjoy.

There wasn't a single other car doing it though

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lol nope

Oil can work as a half-ass was to lower cylinder temps and cool the intake charge, effectively. Not sure how much free reign NASCAR teams are given on engine tuning, though. I'd imagine very little.

What's the point of "to the rear", why not just roll off pit road in the correct order?

if it were a small team i wouldn't be suspicious, but it's JGR

>Bowman, Byron, Elliott with Johson only 2 cars back

Lets fucking go HMSlads

anyone else a seltzer fan?

Team probably using all the same sized pistons, or gapped the rings to the same size, which is different from everyone else.

HOLY SHIT BLANIS!

>Spray PJ1
>nobody uses it

kek

Elliot is gonna have to as his car sucks old sweaty balls.

>Truex 19th
How the fuck

That is the darker stuff at the top of the turns right? I noticed that too

illegal car

guess it's because every car is in front of his pit stall for the pre race procedures, and it's easier to order them after they go on track than having crews running with equipment up and down the pits

Basically burning a little oil would allow better cylinder cooling which would allow you to run the engine leaner more safely, and usually lean also makes more power. But none of this is an advantage if you cant tune the engine for it, and i suspect there's no ECU tuning allowed.

Trucks is down on top speed.

>Byron starts strong
>immediately loses 4-5 positions seconds after restart

every FUCKING time

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>gimmie

>Gimmie

Busch is bothered already. Its gonna fuck with him mentally.

hang it up ffs

>gimmie

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F

It's over for Jimmie

>gimmie

How soon will it be before Jimmie throws hands with someone? He's reaching 2010 Jeff Gordon levels of impotent rage.

Please retire...

Stay out of the wall Jimmi

HE'S LITERALLY MISSING THE PLAYOFFS
IT'S FINALLY HAPPENING

F
Jimmie

>jimmie

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SAD!

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Are there people camping inside the oval?

>Harcuck

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Teams and their families.

kek holy shit

Do any of you play iRacing? Can you do AI races without a subscription?

Yes

Yes
No. No AI at all. real players only. Though I guess you can race your "ghost" but that's not really racing

there's some talk of them adding AI some time in the future. I would maybe subscribe if they did

Wow what a run from Hamilhockey

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>Larson Penalty
EVERY
RACE
I'M
SUFFERING

>Lelson

Jesus Christ!

Why doesn't Nascar use Pit Speed limiters on their cars like F1 has?

its no fun doing it that way.

Those are for cucks

Can Truex hold on for the stage win?

Larson might as well run himself into the wall

the only electronics in the engine is the fuel injection and the sensors for the dash

pj1 drinking game.

>I'm drunk

who /miss Barney Hall/ here

Thanks for playing. See you next week at Bristol

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Denny is FAST

I think I can make it to the end of the race....

F1 engines are vastly different than Stock Car engines. That said I don't think nascar would even do it if they could.

Nascar is more about driver performance. It's "low tech" if you will. meaning there's emphasis on driver skill, so the driver has to manually slow down and go through the pits, etc.

F1 is more about the car performance. I won't lie, F1 cars are some of the most sophisticated racecraft on the planet. everything about the car is autonomous except for steering and throttle/braking. To some, that autonomy makes watching F1 boring . Watch Whatever floats your boat

Come on blackie

M T J
T
J

how is he keeping hamlin off with no tires?

>indy at michigan never ever

Nice run from the ass end of the pack MTJ.

you would think dale jr could afford a belt that fits

KEK RIP cameraman

>the camera man

AYYYYYYYYYYYYY someone cap that

RIP cameraman

Why is Byron's car so fucking slow

OH SHIT!

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thats not his style

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he's lucky he didn't fall off the platform to the ground.

MTJ looks unstoppable today

hopefully he actually has to work for a win.

Why do I feel like I'm watching an IndyCar race?

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>Hamlin, Keselowski and MTJ the entire race.
zzzzzzzzzzzz

the race that saved Nascar

>cars barely reach 194mph in the draft

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[spoiler]based[/spoiler]

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REAL PEOPLE
NOT ACTORS

ugh toy yoda winning at an a home track for american manufacturers

Krut finished 2nd at the 1st Michigan race and is up to 4th and Bowman has his best car since Chicago.

Good. Chevy and Ford can both eat shit for flooding the market with inferior products and then kvetching to the federal government when their practices catch up with them.

krut is closing fast

I honestly think its because people drive like shit, ever chevy or ford I've owned has got well over 200k miles.

Ford didn't take bailout money, just GM and Chrysler iirc

I've actually met Paul Menard before

I saw him at the Brickyard in 2011. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my pit road tour and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I decided to leave the pit road tour and go back to the grandstands to my seat for the race, Paul was attempting to sneak off of pit road with a 45 year old milf into the spectator's portopotty.

The guy scanning VIP passes was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, I believe you have a race soon.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear him, but eventually Paul pulled a couple $100 dollar bills out.

When he took the Milf's 3 VIP passes (the others being for Gordon and Ky. Busch) and started scanning his a second time, he stopped him a and told him to scan them each pass individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After he scanned each pass and gave them back to the milf and started to tell him to have a great race, he kept interrupting him by yawning really loudly.

Later I saw Paul Menard appear from a portopotty, sweatied, and running to his car to stand with his teammates for the National Anthem.

only an actor could pretend that new Blazer isnt a travesty

cringola and have sex
Paul is a man's man and a chad

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I know. I could run my Alero all day around this track and probably beat these guys due to the shitty tyres they have and the amount of stops they have to make to change them

>bread

>bread

FUCK

>Bread
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

OHH NOO
Kes

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DEJA VU
I'VE JUST BEEN TO THIS PLACE BEFORE
HIGHER ON THE STREET
AND I KNOW IT'S A PLACE TO GO

OHONONONONONONON

here comes a Krut stage win

>autism
>al mir allah
>hemric

LEL how retarded do you have to be to crash at the end of the stage

>toyota sandbagging in qualifying only to be good in the race

THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

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Al-Mir Allah blessed the 8 with the grace of Allah

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micro juan

HAHAHA TRUX NOT A REEL DRIVER

FUUUUUUGGGGGGG

>almirola shrekting the rcr babbys

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How do we fix RCR?

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>Autism
>Allah

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BASED

This is nascar, an AMERICAN sport

No non-americans allowed

Its just a matter of time.

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BASED AND FREEDOMPILLED

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>slide job
>SLIDE JOB
>....almost...

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And I'll carry with me just like my daddy did

carrying me down the highway, carrying me down the highway

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reminded me of that castroneves and meira crash back in '07

Just picking some hotwings out of my beard.

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>clint

>Clit

>clit

>clunt

...

>lint

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>clit

ANOTHER RESTART INCOMING BOYS

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...

>1 lap stage finish
>30 minutes of 2 lap green runs since
Jesus why am i watching this

clit is out at SHR and Custer is in, if Clint doesn't make the playoffs then he might be gone sooner.

cap this when it happens

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youre doing it for dale

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Flipping back between this and NFL

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youtube.com/watch?v=rne9rcrXeLA

It's odd that Bristol is associated so strongly with Tennessee when that whole area is basically Virginia.

is Bristol in Tennessee?

how did buescher got up to 5th?

power of memes

COMON BLANIS!

Yeah, but it's right on the border with Virginia.

mEmE mAgIc

Beer Boyardee is gonna be drunk tonight.

Blaney has been so far off the performance of his teammates all season I would be worried Roger is about to bounce my ass if I were him

>steakhouse

>Sticky

Wtf is Krylel doing?

Is he trying to kill Hamlin?

Not gonna lie. It would be pretty epic if all the Gibbs cars were to crash and explode

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Kyle doesn't give a crud

Someone needs to get a hold of the scriptwriter and tell him he went a little heavy on the cautions today.

Do you have something to do afterwards?

Nascar scripts are AI generated now to save costs

ugh blaney.....
he needs to win, he's gonna get das boot

>ford top 5
based

Good riddance to that clown

why dont you like him user?

Masturbate

are you masturbating the leaf afterwards?

love buescher
love kyle
love newman
simple as

because he is a soi starwars hipster memelord

yeah, for sure

sauce?

how do you know?

this

he seems pretty decent to me.
Once Krut retires, I think Blaney is gonna be my guy

Blaney and Larson are numale cringe rich kid daddy's boys
the only real based and redpilled racer is CHESS

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Chess is a closeted faggot. Bowman is the only chad among the young guns

Chase is secretly gay though...

sad

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i heard chase is secret gay

Chase is a boomer fan favorite
Blaney is the patricians choice

blaney>chess

Clit dejected, massive hangover tomorrow morning.

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A challenger emerges from the wild

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me in the back

Holy shit that is NOT how clint bowyer normally sounds

but he plays them evil video games
He's gonna shoot up a wal mart soon

the fat lady with the hat?

the boomer with the red hat

you think Clit's a whiskey man or just a beer man

Like a whiny bitch?

he's shook af

i like willy b and hemric for the young guys

Gets and the top 4 crashes and explodes

ahh yes, you look south american.
I think he is literally a whatever he can get his hands on including but not limited to ipa, cologne, after shave etc etc.

CLOSER
>CLOSER
CLOSER
>CLOSER
CLOSER
>CLOSER
CLOSER
>CLOSER

clit drinks both for sure

inb4 caution ruins a meme fuel mileage finish

LARSON ACTUALLY IN THE TOP 10 HOYL SHIT

you are going to jinx it bro

probably one of those fags that drinks fireball cinnamon whisky

YOU SOM BITCH!

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Well now he is gonna hit the wall :(

>the l a s t r e a l r a c e r

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he might, but he'd also fuck your wife/gf/sister/mother.

I'm gonna be real. I would rather have Kyle Busch win than Harcuck

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*ahem*
FUCK PENSKE
FUCK GIBBS
FUCK ZOOMERS

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*crashes after getting a speeding penalty

rolling for who brings out a caution and ruins our meme finish

Yikes

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hurrr dirt is the only real racing urrrrrderrr

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Wrecky Steakhouse

Wew lad

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I hope Menard gets a meme win

based and happypilled

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I wouldn't mind it if Kevin Harvick had a career ending accident

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...

You might not like it but this is what the best driver in NASCAR looks like

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Bruh, he looks like a bitch nigga lol

>unironically liking harcuck

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is it me or do his eyes say crackhead

miss harv

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>liking harcuck

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Well this was a huge waste of 3 hours

What a fucking awful race

holy mother of BASED
zoomer btfo yet again

/turnleft/ BTFO

I wish Ricky Rudd would come back and kick Harvicks ass again

ALL HAIL THE CACTUS KING
LONG LIVE THE PRICKLY PRINCE

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SNEAKY LARSON INTO 3RD PLACE

>Krut can't have his pit crew ride with him but Kevin can put his brat in the car who no one would ever expect to put in the fix

>kid inside of the car with the busch beer logos all over it

ohnonono no this is against the literal law

>When Kevin remembers he has to sling the car right to put the rear axle back in place for inspection and Keelan flies out the window and gets ran over

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This is actually a little cooler than last year. Doesn't feel as staged.

reported to child protective services

>8th - Byron
>9th - Elliott
>10th - Bowman

Pretty cool. Would have been cooler with Gimmie too...

I don’t mind Harvick

>Gimmie was the only HMS car to not finish in the top 10th

Fuck man. Just give it up already. Why are you an hero'ing your career old man

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user it makes me massively erect when you haters post.
Thanks for the laughs and see you again next weekend!

kek what a bunch of bitches. Eat a dick ;)

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someone needs to do the dirty development work for the kids, still wonder long before he rage quits

>haters

2008 called, they want their slang back

cool story Susan.

>bristol next week
That's good!
>meme package
That's bad!
>a lot of drivers upset at each other with chances to wreck
That's good!
>PJ1
That's bad!
>Good battle for the last playoff spot
That's good!
>Whoever gets in will be out of the first round anyways
That's bad!

>Bristol Next week
>Jimmie Johnson in absolute desperation mode to get playoffs

Gonna be a fun one lads

I was gone all day and missed the race. Anything interesting happen? Is it worth watching a replay? (I accidentally saw who the winner was...)

nah. boring race.

Bread, Logano and Krut got cucked by gas

other than jimmie shitting the bed and possibly this race being the turning point to the twilight of his career no

They have all 750 HP at Bristol

(checked)
Alrighty then, I guess I'll skip this one.

How does playoffs this year work exactly? Eliminations after every race?

They keep changing this system over the years

This was gay, I'm playing minecraft

is the racing so shit because of the reliance on aerodynamic grip versus mechanical grip? i remember the cars used to be all skewed to one side and they would race side by side a bit better. now you got a giant spoiler up in the air reducing the grip the next guy can get with his spoiler.

This race was honestly way better than last year's race. Harvick won last year in a complete snorefest.