Why didnt he solve football today?

this is too fat. i like thicc but this is 200lbs amerifat level

what is he feeling for?

buttplug

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She's sucking in her stomach.

The joke is supposed to be that you're so high test, you'll fuck anything. That's why you might fuck an ugly girl. It's not supposed to be a point of pride, it's an excuse. If you're saying it without irony, you've missed the joke.

>you don't have enough testosterone to have as low standards as me
alright

LAMPARD NO

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muh dick

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Be honest with yourselves, that looks like a man

how did they make this photos? is it legal?

she must have a cute face

christine bleakley innit
she's a tv presenter

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He's investing in Chad sons
Feminine women make feminine men i.e. boipussy

Lampard looks like a gnome

this picture makes me sad about my ex. she used to like me cheekily feeling her arsehole when we were in bars or taxis. miss her. and her anus.

You get me brother.. we should attend one of those latina countries together and hunt for thick curvy putas. Laughing at these hiplets back in the west. I know they won't be able to resist two gringos at the same time

Woops almost forgot the pic

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Pure kino

my ex used to hate me touching her arsehole, so i used to do it all the time to wind her up

cr7's glory

treasure

Is she sucking in the sides of her waist to? Being high test is top tier levels of competitiveness. All these lanklets pretending to have a libido annoy me. Fucking planks and bragging about it as if they just conquered an alpha woman. You attract the mirror image of yourself. Flat women are low estrogen, lanklets are low test. Only high test men attract curvy women that are meant for breeding, because they desire high test men. It's the universal truth. Keep the cope up lankfag

>You attract the mirror image of yourself.
fat women attract fat men i guess

>is it legal?
unfortunately being a degenerate Englishman in public is still legal in large parts of the world

Lad looks like Liam Neeson and Frodo had a baby

Exactly and muscled tall men attract curvy wide hipped women. Hiplets are the equivalent of manlets. Irreparable bone growth deficiencies, genetic lineages rip.

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ur really thick

underrated

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Thanks, I might photoshop it later

Disgusting. Men prefer tits.

What you posted is utterly disgusting but holy shit you're right. OPs body looks absolutely male (both of them lmao)

Who's this fat slob?

it’s okay, they’re young and fat so they’re less likely to die while carrying your child

based

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She has decently sized tits. Though they may even be too big, sagging tits are disgusting

Left is very good but I'm sure that right looks like a fucking cow in real life.

Absurd body on this slag

Critically low test detected

>a fucking cow

The term you were looking for is "Brap Hog"

thicc tomboys are the right choice frens

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where's your towers, lad?

As an incel undilated never had sex sœyboy I really want that cute kot.

god damn, now that is an insanely nice ass

>smells his hand immediately after this picture is taken
she's fat user. Here's a thicc cutie

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Based kot. Stumpy McNolegs can't make a bed and her taste of décor is questionable at best.

look at elisabeth hurley son

xD

>muscled tall men attract
fit girls user. They attract cuties like pic-related. Keep fucking fatties if it helps your self esteem though.

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cat "ladies" are problematic