/mlb/

Reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit I hate this team so I will call them reddit

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Feels good to be living rent free

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Anyone else use other websites

anybody want a cringy zoomer DH?
if you're a really bad team then you might be able to use him as a corner outfielder but its doubtful

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nyy v tor gamethread

The Sun God is going to take a shit in the middle of the Walgreens floor lol kek lol

For me, it's the 2019 World Series Champion Los Angeles Dodgers.

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deGrom and the Mets finish their sweep of the Nats (anibal sanchez) at 1pm for their 9th straight win.

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swiggity swooty, Mets coming for that wild card booty

got £5k on mets to win

how BLACKED am i

Julianna Zobrist/10

>vrlndr

You must be fucking blind if you can't see that every fanbase (except the Royals because ERG is an asylum case) does this.

I remember when I played this game so many years ago pitchers were throwing 50mph. Was that normal?

anyone see A-KINO make that little queerboi faggot hendricks his bitch?

I did.

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>gif
doesn't move

The mets always have the 7 line army though.

That's every team though?

$30 can get 2 cheap seats to a game, bring her with you and pray you get put on kiss cam

Cubs @ Reds
Or whatever

For me, it's Harold Baines.

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>mest

awful defense

A lot of that is deGrom’s fault

You're blind if you can tell that Mets fans have an extra sense of smugness and entitlement with it. Like they paid a penance for all their losing and it makes them hardcore and more passionate when they're just fair weather and cringe

yeah he didn't finish to the base.

>Like they paid a penance for all their losing
But they did though? Search for ">mest" in the archives and see for yourself.

of course it has to be degrom fucking up.

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The reason that the Mets get bullied is because, win or lose, they're fucking insufferable.

spoken like a sympathetic (emphasis on pathetic) cusbfag

astros desu

Say what you will but the dues were paid.

mest are unstoppable 3 run headstart just to make it fair

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admission of guilt (and foolishness) accepted

what are the mets endgame? to make a wildcard appearance and get pounded into the ground?

What's so bad about that?

haha time for mets to win

Rockies

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>Verlander
>elite

pick one

>giving up 2 runs to the orioles
Someone give Verlander another pinetar injection

astros desu

Has Verlander been, dare I say it, exposed?

here comes big dick mcneil

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Based McNeil

Gnats kek

I have no fucking clue how this team has been able to come back from these holes. THIS TEAM NEVER GETS THIS LUCK

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A fucking pharmacy

here we come fuckers

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don't say that, you're helping them pay their dues

>Dynasty in the 2010s
What dues?

>newcombe was that person who set the fire extinguisher off
kek

>mest
>cusb
>doyers
heard it here folks now let's talk about real baseball like the tiwns

twins arent convincing me with that starting rotation. Injuns are better

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Angels are really petty not wearing their city name on their road grays. Real fag team desu.

angels suck lmaoooooooooooo

Are the Angels and Dodgers the only teams who do this?

Fuck this team

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mets will go undefeated until labor day

the fuck is wrong with everyones bullpen?

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wait what the fuck

is that real?

Taking the city by storm. So yes.

>Bell finally hit a 2nd half HR

Pirate fans already trying to pencil him in for the All-Star game next year because of it

>taking the city by storm

considering how "good" both the yankees and mets are right now, theyre gonna get people watching and get asses in the stadium to see players like judge, alonso, sanchez, conforto, tanaka, degrom, etc

Any team that unironically trades for Greene deserves their fate

New york bombers get it cause 9/11 is soon

The Orioles do it, too, or they have done it.

*immediately scores*

shane green was a fraud anyway. They also got mark melancon and he was a fucking mess yesterday also

>get asses in the stadium

I think the Brewers also have an alternate that does it, or the other way around. Like a home alternate that says "Milwauke" like everyone in the park forgot where they live.

get people to the stadium, you get the idea

who the hell wants to go to jew york? overrated desu

new york is a great city though.

no it's not

have you been to NYC at all? by any means tell me

i'm good i'd rather not go to new york at all. Stinky jew

yes because everyone in new york is a jew

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Yankees doing everything with class as usual, away jerseys say NEW YORK in the most plain font possible. Imagine putting your team name on your away jerseys instead of your city name. Hahaha.

that's right

one of the weakest hall of fame selections ever

Need to bring back futuristic sport games

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Nats going to lose in the 9th inning again
>devastating the team for the rest of the year

Thats not Mike Mussina or Edgar Martinez. lots of bums got in this year

They gave him imaginary credit for like 100+ hits, but will stonewall McGriff over 7 homers and dismiss Larry Walker out of hand. Watch how many ballots it takes for Rolen, if he ever gets in at all.

Yowza

For me it's Carol

Moose was elite.

>edgar
>not HoF worthy

>Designated Benchwarmer
>ever HoF worthy

Hall of fame is bullshit anyways

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dont come crying to me when big papi makes it in and you just wanna complain that hes a DH fatass
its a nice place, but rose should be there lowkey

Arcade Leaguers shouldn’t be allowed in at all

>cusb

>mest defense is actually elite
wtf

Fuck this team again?

Hall of Media-Approved Non-Toxic Great But Not Best Players

joe panik is a good pickup to shore up their defense.

3 unearned runs today.

Cheaters don't get in.

"muh gambling"

He only played 1/2 the game

Wow Verlander sucks lol

He cheated?

Shoeless Joe got railroaded

He bet on his own team. Fuck that guy.

That's not cheating

>wife beaters get suspended a week
>gamblers get banned for life for betting on a team they don't play for anymore
Burgers in charge of parity

>gamblers get banned for life for betting on a team they don't play for anymore
He was charged with betting on his own team as a player and as a manager.

>Mets go to bullpen early.
>lose.

>mest

Theres still game left. Its the 6th. also brach did well for his first batter as a met

>Jorge Soler has 35 homeruns

The fuck?

Yeah he's going ape shit at the plate lately

>The fuck?
just finished playing the Red Sox and tigers

>cusb

>mest

>mest

>soto
good get hurt you fucking spic

>mest

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Who's the O's commentator who sounds like dusty rhodes?

mest kek mest

big dick mcneil

Walgreens is gonna blow their 10th lead of the series

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>walgreens giving up the lead on queue

>on queue

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big dick davis

>7th inning
>have challenge
>don’t use it
Absolute state of the nats

That umpire better get out of the city with armed security

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Cubs win!
Cubs win!!

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>mest

What did I miss?

JD Davis striking out on a chin high fast ball

Cubs win against a team that plays God Bless America for the stretch.
It is a victory for America.
youtu.be/nMbx8EurE0g?t=87

Based Boystown boys fighting the good fight.

Good ol Boystown representing for the windy city

Just checked it, that's nothing compared to shit Angel Herednez was calling today.

...

C'mon Barves fucking get there

marlels lol

Aaron Altherr is pinch hitting with a 0.075 BA. just let familia hit

>nashitnals

Why is this guy even on the Mets. Should have DFA’ed him instead of Hechaverria

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Good post schwarbros

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>atuve bunt singling against the fucking orioles
coward

>luke jackson

Looks like he fits right in.

>put diaz in
>get crushed
I’m not even mad. Maybe it’ll be one step closer to getting rid of this loser

>mets diaz

>losetros

Getting boo’ed

KEK MEST KEK

kek mest

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astros desu

Is he dead? Been injury delayed for awhile now

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>metswin diaz

Altherr lookalike

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Mets losing eh, back on track?

mest... kek mest

Listen! You can hear the hurried footsteps of Mest lifelongs fucking back off to the woodwork!

what the fuck are they going to do about diaz? mickey made the big dick move yesterday and pitched lugo two innings, but that's not a regular solution. this guy is going to make like $8M next year and can't pitch in anything but garbage time.

>whos

>and can't pitch in anything but garbage time.
Then only pitch him in garbage time. Only put him in if the Mets are winning or losing by 8 runs, or better yet send him to Syracuse and bring up someone that doesn’t completely suck

Welp. It finally happened, I had to dump the New York Mets. I was a fan since before the 1986 world championship, ordered every alternate jersey from MLB.com, watched the demolition of Shea Stadium, subscribed to Mets Magazine and highlighted my favorite players with the classic neon yellow highlighter we used back in school, I did everything to support this team. But, now, I’m just tired of it. I’m tired of staying up all night on Yea Forums trying to defend all of the Mets’ blunders, the countless broken promises, the way the GM bent the knee to the Wilpons, and his obstinate refusal to do a much-needed rebuild. I am tired of always being stressed out, wondering how badly new front office errors will help to keep this team in the basement of the NL East.

It finally hit me, this team has been exposed numerous times as weak and inept, so why am I staying up all night, every night trying to defend them? It is time for ALL of us to fess up, Brodie Van Wagenen tricked us, he made us all believe he would make the Mets good again, well he’s NOT and I’m tired of pretending he is, I’ve spent nearly every night over the past seven months trying to defend him, and I’m exhausted, irritated and lacking so much rest.

IT’S OVER, I’m sick of it! The Yankees are currently thirty-six games over .500 this year, and we may as well grab our Yankees jerseys and show off our Pinstripe Pride here in 2019. Now I am going to rest easy and catch up on some very much-needed sleep, but not before putting my Mets hat into the trash can.

Finally, peace.

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>mest

Mariners vs rays. I normally don't link but I fucked up the title

METS LOSE
THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE METS LOSE!!!!

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Kek Kek Kek

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Judge thee by the company they keep.

Where did all those Mets fans go?

/mlb/ sucks now
it's literally all just
>cusb
>mest
>doggie doos
>whos

kek mest kek

scuba kek

gz nats. at least the broors and cards lost

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Jon Jay lol

>now

They’ve won 15 of the last 17. Pretty hard to win every single game

For me, it's the undisputed 2019 WS Champions.

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Yes. This is the reality of the post-DG era.

Now they're playing real teams and the collapse is in full swing.
See you next year when the Mets get hot for a week!

You mean falseflaggers?

>Blow Jays

based photoshop on stuff i'm too lazy to do myself

the Nats were red hot just last month too
baseball is just one of those seesaw games

>resd

I mean the phoneposting zoomer who didn't exist before the winning streak, and the other misc mest casuals who only show up when the team is doing well.

It’s literally gonna go down between the nats and mets again

god i wish that were me

3d can't compete

it takes like a minute

Why the fuck do you keep posting Rockies colors you fucking imbecile? THEY ELIMINATED YOUR FAGGOT ASS LAST SEASON

FUCKING RETARD POST SOMETHING ELSE

I'll give them credit for winning two of three against the Nationals, but the bulk of their run came against the Marlins, White Sox, Pirates, teams like that.

Look at their upcoming schedule now: Braves, Indians, Braves, Cubs, Phillies, Nationals, Phillies, Diamondbacks, Dodgers...

They rallied while playing a cupcake part of their schedule, let's see if they can keep it up against real teams.

Sorry

>

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it's called 'victim complex'

kek asstros

No

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what the fuck happened to lorenzen

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cubs win!
cubs win!!
cubs win!!!
cubs win!!!!

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Should have used the Giants as your example. That's probably the Mets' near future.

>be houston
>have a problem
>lose

>blowing a save to the fucking orioles
asstros

>PIE RATS

>be asstros
>ass it up

the absolute state of pittsburg

>be poop rat
>GET POO POOED ON

Good game, Mets. Stay mad.

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Based Rizz

methheads have awoken in tardinal land

CUSBS SHAKING IN THEIR CLEATS

>cusb

skuba kek

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF VEGAS

poop rats kek

LOL GNATS
twitter.com/Cut4/status/1160047681433194496/video/1

Crazy to think he did that with a pant load of turnds

Pretty sure he doesn’t care when he goes home to his half billion dollars

poop rats absolutey pooped upon

the old Bryce would have hit him with the HEY FUCK YOU! I miss old Bryce

I wonder if the Gnats regret not selling at the deadline.

>tloses

Why does Florida have two MLB teams when they have they worst attendances in the entire league?

No idea. Pretty much every Florida sports team has shitty attendance.

You are now aware that every road team won today except the Astros blowing the game to the Orioles of all teams.

the pierats and dbags aren't winning

Not the cards. They won today pretty much

Media market size. It's why they are trying so hard to make it work. Miami metro and the Tampa/St. Petersburg/Clearwater metro [even out to Orlando if you really want to stretch it] are top 15 in the country.

billionaires + public money + value inflation

everyone who lives in Florida is retired with heart disease. old geezers sit on their porch by the beach and watch/listen to the games by the hundreds of thousands. advertising pays salaries

Ryu's got the Cy Young in the bag.

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Who would win?

An all star team of DH’s or an All star team of pitchers?

If pitchers had to hit and field and DH had to pitch and field.

Who’d win?

Nah. Scherzer and degrom are gonna at least give him a run of his money

DH’s would smoke the pitchers.

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tax haven and reliable stadium funding is the real answer

they may give him a run for his money like you say, but they're not passing him.

can we move chris davis to DH just so he can pitch?

>cusb

If the team is comprised of pitchers who can hit, the pitchers would win.
Even then all the DH's could do is lob balls, and pitchers can play defense, unlike DHs.

They can pass him because ryu has literally the best defense helping his ass.

the white sox are better than the cusb

An interesting question.
Top-tier fully-yoked supermen vs. skinny emotional noodleboys.

eloy > schwarbage

Will the dodgers pay the hefty re-sign contract after he's a cy young winner?

Who?

Lmao Osuna threw Ruiz 5 changeups in a row before the Orioles walked off

Great pitching strategy from the smart team

Is there a team that /mlb/ doesn't like to make fun of?

My Cubbies

nope. everyone is indiscriminately hated here.

kek scuba kek

FUCK OFF

almost time for the most irrelevant fucking series ever imagined
>caring about inter-league play outside of the eries
normies already sold the games out

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Dbags getting btfo

no they’re all gay except >my team

Who wins the gay area?

Get a couple of pitchers who can hit and they destroy the DH team. No DH can pitch.

>shutout gone within 10 pitches of ryu being pulled
every time

>Normie
Fuck off reddit

of course. yimi can't come into a game and NOT give up a run.

>another walk by the dh

Sure, and Mitch Moreland sure.

The pitchers wouldn't even have to hit, they could just bunt every at bat and the fielders couldn't see the ball under their feet because their stomachs are in the way

Lol

Go Injuns.

it’s actually from /r9k/ you fucking newfag

>cusb

The pitchers would quickly forfeit due to hamstring injuries from trying to run.

There has to be some quota for non-white players on a team or something for him to still be there. The entire bullpen has been up and down except him. Consistent dogshit the entire time

The DH would all die from exhaustion walking onto the field

Pitchers hamstring problems from trying to run v DH heart problems from trying to run. So basically the team that gets the 17 hits first loses due to inability to field a team

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Osuna and Chirinos gave that game away after the astro's bats came back and had it won.

That's a Boras client only problem and he wouldn't let them play this game anyway

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Damn. The DH’s would also fight to see who has to catch.

What if we instituted a volleyball type rule that ever player had to change position every inning?

My Dodgies won again :)

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>philthies at gnats is the sunday night game
what a meaningless game

This year the teams no one makes fun of:

Marlins - literally no one cares about this team, they have no fans
Padres - sometimes they are the butt of jokes from doyer fans but mostly people don't care, there is the one padre fan who is obsessed with pete alonso otherwise no one cares
Rockies - irrelevant team this year
Diamondbacks - same as rockies despite the fact that they are still in the wild card race
Orioles - too bad to make fun of
Rangers - only get made of fun when they are competitive, the >rags meme is stolen from /hoc/

Basically if your team is in the Central or in one of the big three non-flyover cities (New York, Los Angeles, and Chicago) your team will be made fun of a lot

desu it still was a good series between the gnats. shall be looking forward to the labor day series.

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I believe you mean the Doggie Doos

>Dodgers have a 19 game lead in their division
lmao

>mest

>Basically if your team is in the Central or in one of the big three non-flyover cities (New York, Los Angeles, and Chicago) your team will be made fun of a lot
centralbroship shows no mercy even to the weak

>shitcongo
>non-flyover
i laughed pretty hard desu

Chickens and Loafers fans have been making jokes about MY steakies this entire season. It's really frustrating.
Love my steakies desu.

>stinkies

Based chicago leading the central broship charge against the coastal menace

imaging putting a stink over the flyover shit

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omigosh

Go learn why the A's even use an elephant as their mascot. The Giants-A's rivalry is even older than the beginning of the Cubs drought. Ottomans etc., ya ignorant dumbshit.

Gay area

Redpill me on the elephant.

its a white nationalist symbol. Connie Mack was in the KKK

Cusb fans think they play in a non-flyover city lol

Here we go Phillies here we go

Texas Rangers: should have never gotten rid of meme spokesman Nolan Ryan. Should have never stoop talking about the cookies that a grandma from 150 miles away sent in. Those mistakes ruined us.

Yeah, poor flyover-dwelling Americans, I bet they haven't heard a word of Spanish all day. Wish I lived in Los Angeles.

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YAZ
Check em

>dbags(59-59) have a +67 run diff and 65-53 expected W-L

wait what

Nice. Someone needs to wear number 14 and another needs to wear 88. Have them stand next to each other.

Then we can have #13 and #50 stand together.

John McGraw and Connie Mack bants war.

berds desu

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>BERDS!

doo doo dogs
poop rats
cubes shaking in their booties

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imagine the smell

*posts man with open mouth neckbeard and glasses for something I dont like*

I have jury duty this week /mlb/, what do?

Stephen Vogt is not only still in the league, he's the Giants cleanup hitter

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that guy
i don't like that guy and i associate him with that thing you posted in a negative way

>BERDS!!!

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Be honest. The Yea Forums retard in you will shine through and you'll be dismissed.

Nats 7, Mets 4

Kekaroo

Nice, I love Vogt.

be a young white male, you'll never ever get picked, but you will have ti sit there all day

ok, this is based

>The Yea Forums retard in you
>young white male
redundant

but the defense will try hard to keep you if they're defending an incel school shooter

>posts man with open mouth neckbeard and glasses for something I dont like

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>saving this shit

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MLB.TV blackouts are retarded

Imagine being an Iowaan.

scuba dooba doo!

>cubs fan here!

I don't know why everyone I talk to about it says to get dismissed. It's a week of not doing work, and still getting paid for it.

>BERDS!!!!

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*team I dislike*
*man with rather large mouth, neckbeard and glasses*

>getting paid for it
you get literally like 10 dollars per day, so no, you don't want that

>BERDS!!!

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No I mean my company.
We get covered for an 8 hour day of work for 5 days during the service minus the $27 a day the court gives you to cover lunch and travel.

I believe Garcia is out of options so they can't send him to the minor leagues without first exposing him to waivers.

I mean it, be honest. Whether you're picked or not, let it be decided on the truth.

Mets need right-handed help on the bench.

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well i feel bad for you then cause unless you're the .01% of the 'chan that isn't a 18-35 white boi then you aint getting picked

Harperslam

>fewest percentage
Mattyvee you blasted idiot

Why didn't the Mets dump this guy at the trade deadline again? Talk about your sunk cost fallacy.

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he was so fucking bad his value fell. However, he has fixed a few of his pitches but too many fucking home runs

/r9k/ IS reddit redditor.

Hello there

For me? It’s the Braves.

Gayves

lol walk averted

>redpill
What do nazis care about baseball?
Your leader won't even throw out the first pitch because he's pussy.

Doesn't he just have 2 pitches? Fastball/slider. He's been hanging the slider or unable to throw it for a strike all year. Guys either just sit back on those hangers and wait for him to groove a fastball down the ol' pipearoni after he gets himself behind in the count.

Dudes a mess. He needs to get a curveball

>His "contending" team's win total starts with 6

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>everyone I don’t like is a nazi
I nearly upvoted this post

>Nearly
Did the redditor forget he's on Yea Forums?

*receives reddit gold*

Why is this retard calling him "Rumuto"

You can smell the boystown on this post

For me it's Scotty Jetpacks.

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Santa Maruto

but what does boystown smell like

man ass

has their been a bigger lock for Rookie of the Year since Trout?

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cut them some slack, do you know the demographics they have to deal with, of course they want escapism

I'm proud to be a Chicago Cubs fan because they did this.

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cubs fan here

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what was it?

How bad will the Nats fans seethe when the Mets sign Rendon this off-season

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A racist symbol that gets you banned from Wrigley.

mets arent getting rendon you dumbass.
t.mets fan

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This asshole holds all the cards

I think any chance of that happening went out the window with the Cano trade.

outstretched index and middle fingers in a v, indicating victory over minorities in a race war

Disgusting. Good for the Cubs to ban him.

>Nintendo or Atari
based boomer ARod relating to today's generation on their 2600s

...based!

I have an important announcement to make in regards to the Chicago Cubs!

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>chokes

Pilates

Make us proud, schwarbro

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>outstretched index and middle fingers in a v, indicating victory over minorities in a race war
/pol/ has to start working on pushing this

shadow the hedgehogs a bitch ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife

desu I hope the Phillies sign Rendon at whatever cost just for the lulz

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Here we go schwarbros here we go

these espn broadcasts are so much busier than they need to be

The announcers on espn are insufferable. It’s unwatchable

National broadcasts are always casual-friendly for people who might not know both teams

Arod is fine on color but yeah

> Arod is fine on color

am i wrong to think he's SHOCKINGLY good? like he shouldn't be THAT good at something he started doing like two years ago

I was understating myself, yeah. He's good for how new he is to the job.

I’m just glad women’s gymnastics is on nbc so I don’t have to watch that trash

he's great because his closeted homosexuality shines through so brilliantly

I love baseball.

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toronto will rise again

twitter.com/espn/status/1155653222326927360

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where the fuck is mendoza

looks more like Mogadishu than the rest of America

>where the fuck is mendoza
Under the booth

she was in a car accident and won't be there this week

why, when the pinnacle of the form was attained in 1990?

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Larkin’s batting glove tickling Paul O’Neill’s dick

not to mention sabo posing like a kid on picture day. who told him he could keep his gloves on? get it together, spuds

has a lot of the same things mentioned in the article

>These espn strike zone graphics

They are cringe desu

Shame about the '94 team. Had a real shot.

what a fucking world series that would have been

Expos would have crushed them, That was a god tier team they had.

'no.'

'yes'
baseball-reference.com/teams/MON/1994.shtml

monitoring this thread

'no,'

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'yes'
baseball-reference.com/teams/MON/1994.shtml

Bend over resd.

based cowboy

is arrieta done?

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he's become my favorite voice in baseball. in a perfect world, the regular tv crew is jim day and him every night

i love when he complains about guys coming in from the bullpen and walking guys even though he wasn't a low walk guy himself

he's a treasure. used to be absolutely horrible, ESPECIALLY at play by play, but now he's a southern master orator

'Sup, Phillies?

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looool

Will Smith working a batter's count into an rbi single

tfw your closer's BA is 1.000

Atta baby yo

GG Phils, Giants take 3 out of 4

FUCK NICK PIVETTA. FUCK GABE KAPLER. FUCK THIS BULLPEN. And most of all FUCK. THIS. TEAM. This dude cannot manage his way out of a paper bag. Fuck this shit, the experiment has FUCKING failed!!!!

gomen san fran, you helped us well. resd, please do your jorb tomorrow

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>mest lose
But it’s not completely terrible because PHI, MIL, and ARZ all lost too

the cards won dopey.

blaze it

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>Komi-san

Based.

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I have returned from the exclusion zone with content.

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lol

Sad rangers dog.

3.9 ERA, not good, but not terrible.

AL Cy young candidates
verlander
Morton
minor
NL candidates
degrom
scherzer
ryu

found a bunch of this fabric at my parents place today...anybody know where i can get random fabric made into a shirt?

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That profession is known as a tailor
The lady version is a seamstress
Both have been around quite a while

embarrassed to say i've only ever had suits trimmed at a tailor before, will they really make clothing from nothing but measurements?

I was being flippant, I'm sorry. A tailor or seamstress operation would be a good place to start if you called around, though.
I believe a seamstress would be a better option for you, not because you're a dainty lady, but because they make things from scratch more than tailors do.
I'm sure if you called around to the closest shops you'd find one that could make a shirt for you. Doubt it would be cheap.

> Doubt it would be cheap

true but how kickass would it be to have the only shirt on the planet made from early 90s MLB logos

The color's great and it looks like a nice thick fabric too, that would make a nice polo shirt
Do it

>the only shirt on the planet made from early 90s MLB logos

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i mean show me one, my guy

Working on it, but if ties with all the logos from the early 1990's exist, that means shirts exist.

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it's all falling apart and i hate it

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you have me so far, that tie fucken rules

So I was reading about the shitshow that is the Rays and their silly little Montreal plan, and it got me to thinking: playing half the year in Montreal is a terrible idea, sure. But what about playing half the year in, say, Jacksonville? Or Orlando?
What about a Carolina expansion team that splits its time between Charlotte, Raleigh-Durham, and Charleston?
81 home games is a lot. Wouldn't you drive up demand a lot by cutting that number into thirds, all while letting yourself become the "local" team in three markets?
Pick ones close together with a shared identity and suddenly this plan doesn't sound so crazy to me.

charlotte/nashville might legitimately work

The traveling team idea is just getting a foot out the door. It doesn't make sense for the fans, no way I'd support a team that was only half mine. That's some cuck shit. They want out, plain and simple.

Too far imo

I mean it's pretty clear Rays ownership doesn't expect this to actually work. That being said, why not? Especially if that team was founded that way so it doesn't feel "stolen."

Players wouldn't want to play for a team like that. You'd have to maintain 3 separate residences.

Didn't get my Mendoza fix and now I'm antsy

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Based

this fucking idiot

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lmao

So what? People have jobs like that and are just fine with it
It'd be a disadvantage in free agency, but no more than say really high taxes or having to live in Detroit

what movie?

The Mets' season in September

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WINRAR

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hey guys, Schwarbie is a free agent in my fantasy league! Should I drop Christian Yelich or Cody Bellinger for him?

I'm about to own my fantasy league, look at this trade I just got passed

Christian Yelich
Mike Minor
Ronald Acuna

for

Kyle Schwarber
James Shields
Joey Gallo

>minor
nice

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james shields lol

I love the fact that whenever Tatis jr. has a good game, the MLB people ALWAYS bring up the James Shield trade and wonder what the fuck the White Sox were thinking.

It was especially hilarious considering the timing. He has just given up Bartolo's first ever home run and was forced to endure that two minute trot around the bases. He was done, a broken man.
They traded what would have been their best player by far for a year rental of a 40 year old James Shields, lol

youtube.com/watch?v=OVFsq9FQBlc
Quality beats Quantity
This single home run brought more joy to the world than some random DH hitting 50 in a season.

kek

Tatis hadn't played a single game for the Sox organization when he was traded, and he wasn't really anything special in his first year in pro ball. Here are Fangraphs' ratings of him at the time of the trade:
Hit: 20/50, Raw Power: 40/50, Game Power: 20/50, Run: 50/45, Field: 40/45, Throw: 60/60, FV: 40
They were desperate to build a winning team around Sale (who was miserable there because of their lack of success). Had they decided to blow it all up and rebuild literally a few months earlier than they did, they'd probably be wild card contenders this year.

Think of how many other great players the White Sox training staff have made look like failures.

Somehow Yonder Alonso turned into David Ortiz when the Rockies signed him.

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God that's fucking bad

Let me take a moment to say that Minnesota twins fans are a bunch of thin skinned faggots who can’t handle it when I call out their chimp second basemen for acting like a subhuman. Hey fags, you reported me and somehow got my comments deleted but your faggot team just got it’s shit pushed in at home.

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>Larry Walker is not in the HOF yet
I thought he got in years ago wtf

You’re an imbecile

Zero sympathy for Mets fags or their shitty blogposts

Floridians that actually have the money to attend games have better shit to do. The Florida blacks and Hispanics are unironically too lazy to even drive to the stadiums and just buy hats and leave the hologram stickers on instead

>/pol/
Yawn.

> .199 to .389 in BABIP

Who would've thought a poster boy for the launch-angle movement would do good at Coors
Good move for him

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This isn’t even a mets fan this is some shitty faggot who wants to make a w*jak post

>cusb

>Cubes

Lmao

>cusb

I like Vlad Jr. and all. But the dickriding he gets is getting on my nerves
>Hey Jays fans did you know that Vladdy took Chapman to 13 pitches before grounding into a Double Play? Trust us...it's a BIG deal.
Yeesh

I do agree for the most part, but given the situation of the game, that was an epic AB

Vlad just isn't very good at the MLB level right now desu.

Glad I didnt fall for that fantasy bust lmao

Shut the fuck up.

Is this the definition of a coorsbabby?

Numbers indicate truth

237498 + 8293357985 = 7172

The negro league had a traveling all stars team that never had a home stadium.

Significance?

New aboard

28 of his 36 PAs have been on the road. It's just a small sample size.

New