Official MANCHESTER UTD vs CHELSEA Match Thread #1

>De Gea, Wan-Bissaka, Lindelof, Maguire, Shaw, McTominay, Pogba, Pereira, Lingard, Martial, Rashford
Subs: Romero, Mata, Young, James, Greenwood, Matic, Tuanzebe

>Kepa, Azpilicueta, Zouma, Christensen, Emerson, Jorginho, Barkley, Kovacic, Mount, Pedro, Abraham
Subs: Caballero, Alonso, Kante, Kenedy, Giroud, Pulisic, Tomori

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cyclingentertainment.stream/newcastle-united-vs-arsenal/
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Reminder that Abraham is a future GOAT

Anime

>meme bissaka

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AOTY

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Post angry American tweets

Pulisic already benched? Lmao

Time for Lampard to pull a miracle
Like in the movies about old and washed up has been teams

>Pulisic already benched

fucked up how Frank has used his brainwaves to disrupt Mason Mount's conscious plane so that he can use his physical vessel to continue playing football, but I do think it's for the best and there's no rule against it

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...

Do Americans think Pulisic is good or something?

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It's exciting to see Mount and Abraham starting, at least. Plus, Greenwood on the bench for Man Utd.

everyone talking about mu but chelsea is even more justed than them

>He has literally got more big game experience then mount we have no pace in tht team Lampard has made a massive risk
Yet Mount defeated manure with derby county last season

good post

that chelsea team looks midtable lol, how is it any better than wolves or lester?

>de gey

Just got called racist in Leon

>no Giroud
>no Kante
>no Pulishit
no thanks

I don't watch the youth, should I rate Mount?

>Tammy Abraham starting
honestly howling, one of the worst strikers I have ever seen at this level

Why do you watch shit animes?

He was with frank at derby.

>Fred, Jones, Smalling, Sanchez not even on the bench
Why are they still at the club then. Get them out.

Can't be worse than Morata

Best potential of all the Chelsea kids. Doesn't get the same hype job because he's White.

twitter.com/snifideezy/status/1160564474509766656

Ole will be under serious pressure if he loses to that shite

Ole is still managing united? Huh

when is kick off?

Oh, fuck, Sanchez is not going to get his appearance fee. I hope he survives.

Kek

yeah that must be it

Mong

Seriously what the fuck is with Sky's new music?

excited for when Arsenal play next. can't wait to see Pepe make his debut

Guess they do.
I mean people in Croatia weren't bothering regarding Kovacic status in team last year, but these Americans questioning Lamps decision even Pulisic is literally just starting to play in Premier League. It's a mad world.

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Morata had a bad back and never settled in. Abraham has played in England all his life and is still shit. He has zero intelligence and it shows.

chelsea look like fucking shit jesus fuck, manu not much better tho

reece james far better

Neck yourself

35 bings

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cheers m8, lot's of help

le epic reddit raid xD

>ameridoops

Man U -1.5 goals....cap it

The clash of the clueless managers.

I am ready for comedy football.

Sounds like 2010 World Cup music.

Booked my flights home before the fixtures came out and I’ll be in the air whilst the game is on, instead of watching it in the pub with the boys. Feels bad man

PS: Up the Levy massive

>He has zero intelligence

Batshuayi has even less, plus he's selfish.

YOU CANT POST THIS WITHOUT DETAILED EXPLANATION.

Uhm, where is Sanchez?

Mount will most likely get exposed
T. Derby fan

why is pulisic not starting when he's better than everyone on this shitty team?

Everything has to be niggerfied now even if it doesn’t make sense. Sounds like AFCON music.

an average American ate another person

Site I used to use seems to be down.
Going to need a link if possible please lads

SOUF FC VS NORF FC WITH SOUF FANS

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anime

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Lampard isn't clueless, he almost promoted a shit derby last season. Ole was shit at Cardiff tho

just play jiroo. >our striker isn't going to score this season so just let the handsome one stand out there.

has jose been crying yet

pregame slag

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unironically resting players for the super cup

BOSS

He's not part of the equation to solve football.

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Anyone got any streaming links ?

>all big teams won
>Manure or Chelshit already dropping points
good weekend

derby finished 6th before he came and finished 6th with him. there's nothing spectacular there

>the boomerbowl

"I like to say, simplicity is genius, this isn't simple, but it's genius"

Nice input Jose

feels like a 2-2 match tbqh

In just 10 years these teams have gone from a combined 15 world class players to 2. from the two best teams in the world to two laughing stocks

when did it go so wrong?

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Someone else will need to make the next thread because I won’t be here x

Shut the fuck up you leaf

Football has become so sterile, cliched and boring I don't even look forward to games like these anymore

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wew lad

I once saw an interview when it sounded like Lampard referred to Pulisic and William as "742B10 and 68F560" before correcting himself, forcing an awkward laugh. no idea what the fuck that was about.

>almost promoted a shit derby last season
Underachieved if anything

100% this game ends under 1.5 goals

>tfw you've accepted that you'll die a virgin

>not enjoying laughing at who blows this game.
both these teams are shit, so whichever loses its pretty much season over already

this

small brain
>kante as an AM, jorginho as a DM
medium brain
>kante as a dm, jorginho as a retiree
biggest brain of all
>bench kante for jorginho

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there's more to life than shagging, user

pulisic already exposed kek. le solved football man doesnt rate him

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I'm getting the word.. Nonce..

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0% chance manure doesn’t score twice

isn't kanté just injured?

Kante is injured

youtu.be/m3dir_n0hJ4

youtu.be/m3dir_n0hJ4

youtu.be/m3dir_n0hJ4

FBI, this is the man you're looking for.

snnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffffff

that's a radical statement in 2019

>implying someone is going to lose
1-1 with a goal chalked off for each side, cap this shit

Derby finished with 1 point more the season before he joined and spent however much buying new players

>"the two sides tactically cancelling each other out"
>"will take that special moment of quality to break the stalemate"

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>tfw stuck with (((NBC))) coverage and not bongland coverage

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franks put the league cup team out lel

well these two teams are shit now
if you've lost interest in football, find another hobby

cyclingentertainment.stream/newcastle-united-vs-arsenal/

did he died?

...

what's wrong with nbc? apart from yank adverts it's basically exactly the same as sky

at least you have the 2nd amendment

tick tock ole

>Lingard is the oldest outfield player for Utd with an average age of 23.7 in the starting lineup

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I hear this all the time, yet I see the complete opposite.

just sleeping it off

at least the game can't be shitter than New-Arse

I don't get it

>Malaysia still isnt rangebanned

why would you perform CPR on a guy having a seizure

anyone watch the Newcastle Arsenal game
how did Newcastles new signings look?

Good

...

glad JLingz is getting a chance

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chelsea best starting xi

willian.........giroud.......pedro
kovacic........kante........jorginho
alonso..rudiger..christensen...azpilicueta

lampard will resort to this lineup and scraping 1-nils in an attempt to save his ass.

Pogboom hat trick. check em

Name?

Dubs confirms comfortable united win

didnt realise pookaku had moved, paid zero attention to this transfer window

Look deeper om not going to explain the entire context

we're not all trained first aiders like you

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>our team is so young that our youngest prospect is our oldest prospect

unimpressive but thats not a suprise, more worried about the complete lack of a formation and terrible subs. its going to be mclaren all over again

Hopefully the Peru cunt is from a month ago

is that a boy or girl?

any bacchus kreik man in?

>what is a super sub?
Aren’t you supposed to be knowledgeable about soccer?

jordana vucetic

>animes

you are one sick fuck, malaysia. MOOOOOOOOOOODS

I wouldn't know what the fuck to do desu

>Walcott 2.0

le future prospect man

jesus christ chelseas squad is shit

>starting lineup
The boy jesse lingard finally made it

>maguire start

ChelSHIT are DONE FOR.

Doubbbbles will confirmize. Jlingz gets a hatty

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Derby lost their players that made up 65% of their league goals the season before and didn't spend any more than Derby were able to bring in in transfers

Damn, preteen vaginas look like that? Mods!

are zoomers all this slutty nowadays?

Maguire seems like a cool bloke.

OH NO NO NO
HAHAHAHAHA

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>pagan white nationalist
imagine the smell

>that utter dogshit utd lineup

Chelski win this game ez

Let me counter some child shit for a REAL WOMAN

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That's what betting is for.

CAMON 3/1 ON SCORING SAM FACKIN' GOALS INNIT BRUV

Is he ok?

so don't do anything and call an ambulance then

calm your tits. shes waay past 18

Is Pereira the most meh player starting this game?

>No
>No
>No

yikes, Brighton looked good in their game too

mfw wheel posting is coming back la

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Trips and united win the title Chelsea get relegated

lamps clearly lost the plot here lads sacked by the morning he is

what's the kanji in 3?

this bitch is too fat now. same happened to mal malloy.

Still can’t believe Barkley is half black, mental lad

>same happened to mal malloy.

I was gobsmacked when I recently looked her up again. I remember pre preggers Malloy but now she's atrocious

true

Shame that Mal waited until she became a whale to go nude.

cant wait for the first /wheel/ of the season

Jose salty as fuck in this pre-match analysis.

the state of these teams senpai

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Dooobles and martial scores 25 points for my fantasy team

bent lad

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Lampard is just saving pulisic from the embarrassing start to his managerial career desu.

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>trying to do cpr on a guy having a seizure
>can't even do it right

pulisic isn't even playing? wtf who cares then.

It's in the bag manurelads

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How did we go from this....

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First impressions are Newcastle and Southampton to be in trouble. There's always a team that reverses its fortunes later in the season though.

looks ripe for some black dick

This new intro looks like a music video from the back street boys

>that cellulite

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... to this?

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Gotta save him for the real big games

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We've got this

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I can handle this lads, I have very little Irish DNA in me

your entire nation needs professional help

That's not even a delicious big. That's just nasty

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>mal malloy
Hmm, just thinking I could do with a private tab function in my browser.

Excuse me Sky but what do African women and tribal drums have to do with English football?

Mobile faggot here anyone got >our buffstream link?

Digits and we all make it lads

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F, it was a bloody spar ffs. Fucking cunt

unfortunately he did

because >moyes

>cellulite to the next level

AHahaha no

translate plox

literally who?

Its painful to see Guatemala user, even as a neutral.

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>we

fucked it lad

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lol no lad

poobag finna boutta dab on mouyes

This is unironically the weakest United 11 in history.

They'll be lucky to get 7th this season.

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what browser do you use that doesn't have a private function

still would to be tbvqh with you lads

>phoneposting scum

i do but not for you

based

A weaker line up beat PSG 3-1 last season.

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>tfw early 20s but still live like a 13 yr old

kek

You lads heard about tht diddler who offed himself?

>not rating England's Brave Juan Bissaka

how the mighty have fallen

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They spend a lot of time on those nauseous signs thinking of quirky messages at the expense of running a decent transport system

The first one was mildly amusing, now it's just cringe.

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r-roll again?

>442
good English lad

Yeah here it is mate

(To view this link, please access a laptop or PC)

Watch him score some sick blooter now.

Mount and Abraham to save Chelsea lads

Please..?

literally stronger than some of the shit they fielded months ago

I kind of forgot Essien played LB sometimes. How often did he play there?

b&r desu

wow even the grass got shittier

it has a private window option, not a private tab. I wish I could highlight text and search for it in a private tab too

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LOL

which kgirl is this?

That mexican laughing his ass off.

3-1 united

Living the dream

>Lingaard is advertising Lynx now

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sneed a stream lads

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i can tell this game will be a trainwreck

United is like the Lannister family

All while arsenal have failed to even rise

Up the Chels

bfst.to/play/soccer-28.php

damnit im too nice

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Soccer 28 on bfst

>sneed posting

Off yourself ya cunt

christ alive you took this meme too far

both teams here are washed up has-beans

dubs and United win

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>vote
>vote
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streams you fucking manlets

thats why im excited

no

on my way to the game lads

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Chelsea is retardation.
Man unt is lack of footballing identity and thinking that living off the past will carry them forever.

Ever dialed 911 for anything? He would've died anyway and billed one of those guys $2k for the trouble of getting there.

dubs to nullify this post

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based

how's pepe in the last game?

Based dubs

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Please use our betting services

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wew

if Chelsea want to be top 6, Barkley's going to have to be hot shit this season

Oh shit

dubs to nullify this post

@ me when the game starts lads

>reddit
>reddit
>reddit

bros

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>that chelsea qt
hnnng

ole looks nervous

no, THESE dubs nullify your post and restore power to my first post

Based vietbro

NO

YES

Me on the top row second from left

>pulishit

Digit is the final score.

How badly will Chelsea get fucked in the ass today?

unbased
based

I don't eat halal but I would risk it

who /inhereonlytoshitpost/ here?

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how does de gay feel about losing his NT spot to Kepa?

Let’s gooooo

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Quads and boring 0-0

based

B A S E D

When will we see the goggles meta?

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Are Chelsea actually likeable again this season?

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1 > 2 >>>> 3

>america

will perubro make a comeback?

>stream already froze
Fufufuffkfjfjdj

Wut, where do you press

Gonna be a boring 0-0, screencap this.

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These dubs confirm a Chelsea win

2 > 1 > 3 > 4

like he wants to go to madrid

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japan, I think we're having a moment here

dubs and maguire scores an own goal

but at least none of the other guys would have been up for like manslaughter charges if they fucked up or liable for a lawsuit if they did nothing

the fact that they let a video recording get out or even recorded it in the first place is the real retardation though

The inbreeding is real

brb betting the house on it

bout tree fiddy

sdfgdf.xyz/live/2793/manchester-united-vs-chelsea/

Sky stream ya cunts

that steward shaking franks hand lel

Does this game really matter? I mean we all know Liverpool or blue Manchester are winning the league

Based

Repeating digits to cancel both of these and have a nil nil draw

She's past that borderline but I still would rail with the lights off.

Man that Chelsea team sucks

qutebrowser

open -p mal malloy

no idea who this bird is btw

>willingly giving yourself ching chong eyes

>that United N'gubu x3 forwards

God that looks comfy

woh, bet cancelled
that was close

C'man United *bang* *bang*

what, martial is their 9 now

and it's liiiiiive

who startingtheseasonwithaW here

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Why Lampard doesn't rate Pulisic?

yeah, i'm thinking this is the post

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just tested for reddit in this thread and the results came back as reddit infested newcunts fresh off the boat from reddit

>US tv

STOP IT WITH THE COMMERCIALS!

just wait til Blanck Mass comes out

Damn, United actually a have a solid back 4 + GK
Shame about everything else

again

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Here

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Because he's a very very average player

Are you plastic? Then who cares.

>all these zoomer players

>Peirera
Who? Swear I've never heard of this guy before

How does Barkley still have a job, he is shit

>Barkley
>Mount
The GOAT and the next GOAT side by side.

GOAAAAAAL BLOOOOTER

POGBA

Thinking we will see football unequivocally solved today, lads

Would you really rather have fucking Abraham up front instead of higuian or morata

he's really not that great. if he wasn't american no one would give a shit

yea

Why is Lampard sitting on the bench? Get him on

looks fairly tame though, not needing private really lad

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Lads

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chop up an onion and brown it off
bit of garlic
tin of tomatoes
bit of left over soured cream
salt, pepper, parsley, basil
simmer it the fuck down and chuck some pasta on the boil
fist or so of spinach in there
pasta in the tomato
bit of cheese cos why not

serve with a bottle of £3.65 tesco red and watch the mancs getting beaten

sundays don't get better than this

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hnnnnnnng

BASED AWB

Only trips can nullify dubs.

Norf FC or Souf FC?

both these teams, fanbases, managers and players are SHIT

you may reply to this post with BASED if you want

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Thoughts on the new ball lads?

I had sex. Still feel the same >:>/

He figured out football.

When there's actually a goal nobody would bother to say "goal" AND "blooter" AND the player's name in their spam post.

get gud lad.

Shaw looking THICC

How is shaw STILL FAT

So many ngubus

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abraham is mid-pl not a top 6 player. can't wait to see frank lampard's chelsea capitulate

that one Chelsea chant absolutely slaps

Wan-Biss already proving his worth

Man U is not true norf.

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>that'll be 80 million english pounds please

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roll

North or south? No fucking fun here ahmed

I don't look at balls

Shaw is thicc as fugg

Not sure your dad would like that.

>chelsea chelsea chelsea
>chelsea chelsea chelsea
remarkable creativity

Looks like she has that african american disease where water seeps into their legs and deforms the fuck out of them

>0-0

Yeah I’m thinking this isn’t for me

Is M'Bongo playing?

Digits and McGuire own goal

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who tf is mount?

FUGGGG TROLLPOST

TROLLPOST

Oh fuck

Based redditors living in this gooks head 24/.

Is it Luke Shaw still fat? Why does he look like he has massive tits?

gimme a (you) when pulisic get's subbed on

bit of a monstrosity innit

>abraham

Dubs and we all get Nguba gfs.

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Lots of advertiser unfriendly content desu

wew

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FOOTBALL WAS ALMOST SOLVED LADS

lads

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TROLLPOST

UNSOLVED

that strike was almost too true

Lampard seems to be balding, feelsbadman

>Off the post

DAMN

united to win 5-0

Had a blinder last season with us

timmy will score 30 this season desu

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>afrobull gardenia
my dick

can't wait to main her in masters

If Lampard wins PL or CL with this Chelsea squad is he the GOAT?

United's midfield is absolute garbage no chance they make top 4

De gay is blind at that range

before everyone shits all over pulisic, remember that asking an american to do well in the PL is like asking an english player to do well in the nba or nfl.

Ah, it begins. One of those games.

>you now remember allison brie and zooey deschenel

>post yfw you just now noticed that Lampard is going bald

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Chelsea all over poonited

you do realise there's a cure for balding now

for me its tea for the tillerman

good sign
coyb

Five minutes in already the best game of the weekend by far

That's a yella

streambros, remember to turn on the option in Yea Forums x that delays posts for x seconds so that the thread syncs to your stream

We’re all over united

>you now remember pogba is playing

Woah Tammy

good game so far 2bh

dubs and rashford scores hat trick

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>barkley

once again, lukaku is invisible

>Unibet Expert facts
Fuck off

Lads my stream it’s behind please don’t spoil the game

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>Christian Wade

loul deng was pretty good m8

>United still shite

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just had some thunder lads. im a little worried if im being honest

taking protips from based pep

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You mean one that starts off well and turns to shit 35 minutes in, ending in a 1-1?

>timmy

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Name one (1) single player in the history of football that is more underrated than Pedro.

Eid Mubarak to my fellow brothers

BOSS

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Erm... LUKAKU isn't even playing for UNITED any more.

Fucking retard... Jesus christ...

liking this chelsea passes

Martial literally passing the keeper

Why isn't Dybala playing?

>zoomer

Would have gone it if he hadnt knuckled it.

aye, you too lad

Chelsea actually look good, is Frank not a meme?

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>Zoomer

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this. useless belgian lump.

>ZOOMER

Zoomer looks like he is braindead. Selling Luiz was a huge mistake

wtf pulisic only cost 73mil? chelsea will make 100+ million in t-shirt sales alone

Hnnnnnnngggggggggggg

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>kurt zoomer

>Zoomer
Yikes

PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI

David Silva

From that to a massive whale

Wtf happened?

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I can't he's underrated af

I was thinking 0-0, but yeah

why is martial trying to pass that in

>memetial

>instead of higuian or morata
absolutely
probably not ahead of Giroud though

I've literally been saying this Chelsea squad is pretty good all preseason but all the plebs who didn't watch a game only replied "lol hazard gone".

>martial

singles and kepa own goal

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Got a goal handed to them on a silver platter, fucked it

Carrick

Tammy's movement looking good bros

People unironically rate Zoomer

Cazorla

The wall

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do they have tornadoes in england?

growing up on the south end of the great plains, that was always something we were concerned about. we had a storm cellar, but it flooded and got filled with water snakes.

t. redneck

That's actually a good one
Fuck off

Martial SUCKS

interesting battle of two teams that only have a midfield

Ole is just that bad

Wait, Hazard doesn't play for Chelsea no more?

You're not from up norf per chance?

age

Zouma looks like a literal gorilla wtf, lips 10cm further than his forehead.

It's ok, the 9 curse will hit him soon.

how many more years are they going to give martial to come good?
when martial scored that goal against liverpool no one had ever heard of mbappe at that point. now look.

Basic munter

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>kante, Grioud and Pulisic on bench
what did he mean by this

fuck off

Because he missed a half chance? Get a grip mate

Good thing United signed Maguire, now they definitely don't look shaky as fuck in defence.

tammy should have made it 1

Soulless

Soul

based

>Abraham not being ready for a cross
what was he expecting?

He went to real, had to sell or he'd go on a free.
Chelsea are hilariously fucked without him

How do I get a gf like this

Apparently the UK is the most tornado hit country by area but I've never seen one, we usually only get that actually does a little bit of damage only once a decade or so.

Racism, no chads allowed, xenophobia

Pedro is too high IQ for chelski

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bathing with clothes is even worse than those face tattoos

abraham is shit

Not sure, if you find out tell me.

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HOWLING @ how shit man u are

So how's manure doing? Is either team showing that these player turned managers are tactically sound?

Seen this game before.
Chelsea attack while Manu survive and sneak in a cheap tap in for a 1-0 win.

>zouma
>you now recall

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So many chances created, I don't like this

ARE YOU MAD NOW DAD!?

Barkley is such a useless nigger

>ngubu

Shaw is still playing football huh?

>shaw
>player of the season last year
i knew they were bad but not that bad

>HOWLING
based furry

what did Mourinho say about shaw at chelsea??

fugg

I'm a city fan and I honestly don't care, don't rate either team and don't like either manager.
Just want a win so I can shitpost about a manager getting sacked

>you now remember lingard is playing

Love Alonsos crossing, reminds how he crossed that little girl with his car and didn't spend a second in prison

What is Phil Jones up to?

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HOWLING @ how shit man u are

yeah they're playing well these signings might even push them up to title contender status

only joking they're still shite

shaw is twice as wide as pedro

FUCK YOU DAD !

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NOOOOOOOOOOO DON'T

>chelsea doesnt even have to play a super strong team to make unt shit the bed

Shaw looking thicc

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HOWLING @ how shit man u are

lampard really has solved football. chelsea dominating man u at old traford

He won player's player which just means nobody in the dressing room hates him

No way this Man u team makes top 6

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF MANURE'S DEFENSE
180M DOWN THE TOILET

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>mason mount
Literally who?

Redpill me on Mount and Abraham.

Based

why would you dislike lampard

like the look of this mason mount lad

...

Chelsea look too good to be true.

Predicting a slip in January and Lampard exposed.

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How can he start someone named mason mount over pulisic? After lamaprds comments about 9/11 i dont feel like christian will ever get a fair shake at chelsea fc

little rich boy who's only where he is in management because of his mates

this thread is fucking weird

This commentator on NBCSN sounds like he has a mouth full of food.

xcf

This I'm also interested in Chelsea's new literal whos

YOUR CITY IS BLUUUUE

anyone he wants

He got rid of all the cancer in the locker room though.

>your city is blue
>your city is blue
>just like london
>your city is blue
well it's slightly less repetitive than CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA, CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA

The absolute state of poonited atmosphere.

quick! everyone post your favourite chelsea chant.

BENULDY

>zoomer

NO ERA PENAL NO ERA PENAL NO ERA PENAL NO ERA PENAL NO ERA PENAL NO ERA PENAL NO ERA PENAL

>has nothing to do with the fact he was a quality premier league starter for about 20 years
ok den

CHELSEA
CHELSEA
CHELSEAAA

What does that mean?

BENULTY

There aint no black in the Union Jack

celery

Saw this live and knew one of you retards would comment on it

Fat cunt tbf

>Trashford

soft ERA desu

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA

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Man city wear blue, its banter that they are the better team

CAM ON KEPA MUH KEPA STOP DA BALL

>Zouma
Oh no no no

lol zouma

thanks for the (You) mate

Fucking hell zouma
Chelsea sold Luiz for this shitter

>Zoumeme

RASHBOY

Ohhh, gotcha. I thought it was united fans singing

Lampard Out!

No ploblem you jap cunt

What is the best outcome as a neutral lads?

Fuck this nigga Rashford

>lamptard

tomori cant be as bad as zoom surely

Watch united defend like shit now and lose 2-1

...

lads all I wanted for this garbage week was to watch these two shitty teams struggle against each other but my fucking wi-fi platform is down

why must life be so fucking painful

Michael Carrots looks contemplative af

>Actually using Wi-Fi

Tactically a nil all draw.
If you don't support anyone in the prem something high scoring with a cheeky red card

How do you lads actually message girls. A friend of a friend might be interested in me but my autism cant think of anything.

>pogshit

Send a text message with "want to go for a drink this coming friday?". If she comes up with an excuse, she was never interested in you. If she says yes you get to fug her.

>barkshit

>zoumer

Baggio

>pulishit

>chelshit

UNITED > CITY