Time for Lampard to pull a miracle Like in the movies about old and washed up has been teams
Thomas Jones
>Pulisic already benched
Isaiah Butler
fucked up how Frank has used his brainwaves to disrupt Mason Mount's conscious plane so that he can use his physical vessel to continue playing football, but I do think it's for the best and there's no rule against it
It's exciting to see Mount and Abraham starting, at least. Plus, Greenwood on the bench for Man Utd.
Andrew Baker
everyone talking about mu but chelsea is even more justed than them
Mason Perez
>He has literally got more big game experience then mount we have no pace in tht team Lampard has made a massive risk Yet Mount defeated manure with derby county last season
Nathaniel Gomez
good post
Angel Green
that chelsea team looks midtable lol, how is it any better than wolves or lester?
Thomas Morris
>de gey
Dylan Hill
Just got called racist in Leon
Asher Ross
>no Giroud >no Kante >no Pulishit no thanks
Nathaniel Lopez
I don't watch the youth, should I rate Mount?
Jackson Clark
>Tammy Abraham starting honestly howling, one of the worst strikers I have ever seen at this level
Jayden Sanchez
Why do you watch shit animes?
Jaxon Edwards
He was with frank at derby.
Alexander Jenkins
>Fred, Jones, Smalling, Sanchez not even on the bench Why are they still at the club then. Get them out.
Landon Sanchez
Can't be worse than Morata
Charles Edwards
Best potential of all the Chelsea kids. Doesn't get the same hype job because he's White.
Ole will be under serious pressure if he loses to that shite
John Moore
Ole is still managing united? Huh
Ayden Thomas
when is kick off?
Jayden Morgan
Oh, fuck, Sanchez is not going to get his appearance fee. I hope he survives.
Gavin Scott
Kek
Jason Jones
yeah that must be it
Sebastian Lopez
Mong
Kevin Robinson
Seriously what the fuck is with Sky's new music?
Colton Torres
excited for when Arsenal play next. can't wait to see Pepe make his debut
Brandon James
Guess they do. I mean people in Croatia weren't bothering regarding Kovacic status in team last year, but these Americans questioning Lamps decision even Pulisic is literally just starting to play in Premier League. It's a mad world.
Booked my flights home before the fixtures came out and I’ll be in the air whilst the game is on, instead of watching it in the pub with the boys. Feels bad man
PS: Up the Levy massive
Ethan Perry
>He has zero intelligence
Batshuayi has even less, plus he's selfish.
Ethan Evans
YOU CANT POST THIS WITHOUT DETAILED EXPLANATION.
Cooper Hall
Uhm, where is Sanchez?
Alexander Garcia
Mount will most likely get exposed T. Derby fan
William Jones
why is pulisic not starting when he's better than everyone on this shitty team?
Mason Roberts
Everything has to be niggerfied now even if it doesn’t make sense. Sounds like AFCON music.
Chase Hill
an average American ate another person
Adrian Morales
Site I used to use seems to be down. Going to need a link if possible please lads
I once saw an interview when it sounded like Lampard referred to Pulisic and William as "742B10 and 68F560" before correcting himself, forcing an awkward laugh. no idea what the fuck that was about.
Jeremiah Allen
>almost promoted a shit derby last season Underachieved if anything
Benjamin Taylor
100% this game ends under 1.5 goals
Michael Torres
>tfw you've accepted that you'll die a virgin
Jack Phillips
>not enjoying laughing at who blows this game. both these teams are shit, so whichever loses its pretty much season over already
Blake Rogers
this
Aiden Bell
small brain >kante as an AM, jorginho as a DM medium brain >kante as a dm, jorginho as a retiree biggest brain of all >bench kante for jorginho
Derby lost their players that made up 65% of their league goals the season before and didn't spend any more than Derby were able to bring in in transfers
chop up an onion and brown it off bit of garlic tin of tomatoes bit of left over soured cream salt, pepper, parsley, basil simmer it the fuck down and chuck some pasta on the boil fist or so of spinach in there pasta in the tomato bit of cheese cos why not
serve with a bottle of £3.65 tesco red and watch the mancs getting beaten
If Lampard wins PL or CL with this Chelsea squad is he the GOAT?
Hudson Watson
United's midfield is absolute garbage no chance they make top 4
Carson Johnson
De gay is blind at that range
Jack Russell
before everyone shits all over pulisic, remember that asking an american to do well in the PL is like asking an english player to do well in the nba or nfl.
Alexander Rodriguez
Ah, it begins. One of those games.
David Rodriguez
>you now remember allison brie and zooey deschenel
Benjamin Ross
>post yfw you just now noticed that Lampard is going bald
growing up on the south end of the great plains, that was always something we were concerned about. we had a storm cellar, but it flooded and got filled with water snakes.
t. redneck
Ryder Fisher
That's actually a good one Fuck off
Hunter Torres
Martial SUCKS
Logan Cruz
interesting battle of two teams that only have a midfield
Gavin Miller
Ole is just that bad
Nathan Miller
Wait, Hazard doesn't play for Chelsea no more?
Robert Garcia
You're not from up norf per chance?
Adrian Torres
age
Andrew Gonzalez
Zouma looks like a literal gorilla wtf, lips 10cm further than his forehead.
Luke Cooper
It's ok, the 9 curse will hit him soon.
Aaron Rogers
how many more years are they going to give martial to come good? when martial scored that goal against liverpool no one had ever heard of mbappe at that point. now look.
>kante, Grioud and Pulisic on bench what did he mean by this
Caleb Harris
fuck off
Henry Jackson
Because he missed a half chance? Get a grip mate
Cooper Evans
Good thing United signed Maguire, now they definitely don't look shaky as fuck in defence.
Camden Cruz
tammy should have made it 1
Evan Morales
Soulless
Soul
Michael Bennett
based
Jackson Sullivan
>Abraham not being ready for a cross what was he expecting?
He went to real, had to sell or he'd go on a free. Chelsea are hilariously fucked without him
Kayden Edwards
How do I get a gf like this
Matthew Turner
Apparently the UK is the most tornado hit country by area but I've never seen one, we usually only get that actually does a little bit of damage only once a decade or so.
>shaw >player of the season last year i knew they were bad but not that bad
Nolan Jenkins
>HOWLING based furry
Andrew Allen
what did Mourinho say about shaw at chelsea??
Eli Howard
fugg
Carter Robinson
I'm a city fan and I honestly don't care, don't rate either team and don't like either manager. Just want a win so I can shitpost about a manager getting sacked
Jaxson Wright
>you now remember lingard is playing
Adrian Morgan
Love Alonsos crossing, reminds how he crossed that little girl with his car and didn't spend a second in prison
How can he start someone named mason mount over pulisic? After lamaprds comments about 9/11 i dont feel like christian will ever get a fair shake at chelsea fc
Chase Thompson
little rich boy who's only where he is in management because of his mates
Brandon Myers
this thread is fucking weird
Michael Butler
This commentator on NBCSN sounds like he has a mouth full of food.
Juan Collins
xcf
Austin Myers
This I'm also interested in Chelsea's new literal whos
Jacob Phillips
YOUR CITY IS BLUUUUE
Andrew Ward
anyone he wants
Carter Roberts
He got rid of all the cancer in the locker room though.
Evan Butler
>your city is blue >your city is blue >just like london >your city is blue well it's slightly less repetitive than CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA, CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA
Landon Perez
The absolute state of poonited atmosphere.
Liam Miller
quick! everyone post your favourite chelsea chant.
Brayden Morris
BENULDY
Isaiah Miller
>zoomer
Asher Cooper
NO ERA PENAL NO ERA PENAL NO ERA PENAL NO ERA PENAL NO ERA PENAL NO ERA PENAL NO ERA PENAL
Elijah Baker
>has nothing to do with the fact he was a quality premier league starter for about 20 years ok den
Christian Bennett
CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEAAA
Jonathan Nguyen
What does that mean?
Asher Johnson
BENULTY
Anthony Rogers
There aint no black in the Union Jack
Isaac Carter
celery
Ian Cook
Saw this live and knew one of you retards would comment on it
Man city wear blue, its banter that they are the better team
David Foster
CAM ON KEPA MUH KEPA STOP DA BALL
Hudson Davis
>Zouma Oh no no no
Andrew Adams
lol zouma
Tyler Harris
thanks for the (You) mate
Aaron Morales
Fucking hell zouma Chelsea sold Luiz for this shitter
Lucas Walker
>Zoumeme
Jonathan Wilson
RASHBOY
Kayden Davis
Ohhh, gotcha. I thought it was united fans singing
Chase Davis
Lampard Out!
Isaac Watson
No ploblem you jap cunt
Logan Martin
What is the best outcome as a neutral lads?
Samuel Sanders
Fuck this nigga Rashford
Zachary Roberts
>lamptard
Carter Watson
tomori cant be as bad as zoom surely
Juan Smith
Watch united defend like shit now and lose 2-1
Owen Richardson
...
Leo Diaz
lads all I wanted for this garbage week was to watch these two shitty teams struggle against each other but my fucking wi-fi platform is down
why must life be so fucking painful
Gavin Brown
Michael Carrots looks contemplative af
Brody Perez
>Actually using Wi-Fi
Isaac Murphy
Tactically a nil all draw. If you don't support anyone in the prem something high scoring with a cheeky red card
Leo Martin
How do you lads actually message girls. A friend of a friend might be interested in me but my autism cant think of anything.
Andrew Flores
>pogshit
Jace Price
Send a text message with "want to go for a drink this coming friday?". If she comes up with an excuse, she was never interested in you. If she says yes you get to fug her.