Manure v Chelshit

No more Willie Ann?

YOUR CITY IS BLUE

>you're city is blue
based

>Manure getting out sung by Chelsea

Why Martial always looks angry?

take lingard off put james on
easy win

Worried >we're gonna have all the ball then get by a triple N'gubu sonic charge lads.

> imagine making this Chelsea side looking good
Gonna be a long season for both these teams

Imagine having McTominay in your first XI and thinking you've got enough about you for a Top 4 finish.

Two very mid table sides right here.

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>This is decidedly not the thread

>Fuck off faggot. This is not how you make a match thread.
>Sage

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YANITED
YANITED
YANITED
YANITED

Is Pogba on the pitch?

Imagine rating Sarri

BENULDI

Ole will be sacked before Lamps on this evidence

>Old Trafford
Can only hear Chelshit fans
Embarassing

ERA

>zouma
Awful

Another game ruined by ref

This is trash. I wanna my kino games from last decade back

Zouma is shit

ERA

>VAR
No more Fergie time

YANITED
YANITED
YANITED
YANITED
YANITED

Zouma playing like he's wearing ice skates.

BENALTY

NO ERA PENAL

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BENULDI

>nigger concedes penalty
>nigger misses penalty
wow shocker

VARA PENAL

Honestly, you shouldn't be allowed to sit in the front stands unless your income is, say, 50k or more. I don't like seeing these ugly lower class people screaming at the talent on the pitch. In fact I don't like to see them at all. Keep them away from the pitch.

good luck finishing above wolves leicester and everton for both of these shit teams

He didn't realise that English slags always go to the papers. Keeps getting mocked in the Whatsapp group.

Fuck

>SOUMA

REFBALL

>Chelsea

this is what you get for not starting g the American you fucking cunts *spits on you*

>CHELSHIT

kek that 'contact'
if that was salah there would be a public inquiry

Never a pen

ERA PENAL
zoomer

EASY WIN

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R E F B A L L
also
>nigger defending

lol penalty for that

Zouma fucking shit

OLE BACK AT THE WHEEL

NO ERA PENAL
Fucking Zoomer, he is so fucking shit

NO ERA

Era.

FUCK

LADS WHERE IS OLE??

Benuldy call webum.

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>Ref was born in Manchester
wtf why is this allowed?

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>CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT >CHELSHIT

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>FAT FRANK

my dubs were too powerful, sorry Vietnambro

What a dumb nigger.

LAMPARD EXPOSED

ABSOLUTE STATE OF CHELSHIT
>ACOLYTES
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHH

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHA GET FUCKED SPEE
BASED RASHIE RASHERS

N'GUBU!!!!

APOLOGISE SPEE

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Hate both but I want to media to cry over Lampard failing

What did I tell you guys. Chelsea would dominate and Manu would win anyway on a cheap tap in

Gay
And not the good kind of gay

OLE OLE OLE

fuck rashford

cringe

>souma
more like zoomer
LOOOOOOOL

>ZOOMER >ZOOMER >ZOOMER >ZOOMER >ZOOMER >ZOOMER >ZOOMER >ZOOMER >ZOOMER >ZOOMER >ZOOMER >ZOOMER >ZOOMER >ZOOMER >ZOOMER >ZOOMER >ZOOMER >ZOOMER >ZOOMER >ZOOMER >ZOOMER >ZOOMER >ZOOMER >ZOOMER >ZOOMER >ZOOMER >ZOOMER >ZOOMER >ZOOMER >ZOOMER >ZOOMER >ZOOMER >ZOOMER >ZOOMER >ZOOMER >ZOOMER

State of zoomers

aguero missed a pen yesterday

OLE AT THE WHEEL

>such a rash challenge
lol Neville is goat

Played shit and we're 1-0

Stay seething, rent free

Spoilers mate. Some of us are on shit streams. Please keep all shitposting to a two minute delay.

>fails to solve football

Miss me yet?

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>Frank’s at the wheel

God and people were even happy about Zouma being at the club, replacing Luiz.

Clear af Pennie tho

lol what the fuck

they deserved this for selling luiz

OLES AT THE WHEEL

Chelsea are playing better tbf, just zouma is playing like absolute shit.

kurt zoomer

*dissolves*

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>nig zooma

>zoomer is still fucking useless
who could have seen this coming

sauce?

Chelsea need an equalizer with a strike force of Abraham and barkley

Nah

cant argue with that

FAT FRANK EXPOSED
FAT FRANK EXPOSED
FAT FRANK EXPOSED

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA

>chelshit

>Ref was born in Manchester
He's a united fan too lol, gets out of it by claiming to be a Bury supporter

chelsea should not have sold david luiz

Pulisic never would have made that foul, get Zouma starts over him?

cringe

>united get a bullshit pen
>no replays
>commentators praise the ref at least 3 separate times
kek welcome back to football

just read the thread on a two minute delay. big brain plays.

Zouma seems rather bad

who is that

looked like a dive to me

TWICE

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WHY DO THEY NOT RETAKE THE ERA IF THEY SCORED AND SOMEONE ENCROACHED?

Benuldy webum.

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EASY

he fookin slipped la

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is lampard the english zidane?
>cam on cam on

VAR also called it, eat shit ABU goatfucker

Fuck this nigga Zouma

>not giving the opposite team the lead then even the score and win
Tou clearly havent solved football.

UNSOLVED

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aim for gaz beind the net
simple as

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>Big Nig in charge of tackling

>make so many correct decisions
>actually pick the garbage fire that is Zoumtard for first 11
What did Lampard mean by this?

Ole metaphorically just spunked all over Frank's wife's tits and made Frank lick it up

Based manure killing zoomer for the 2nd and final time

Me on the right

Why is it racist to call blacks chimps when Zouma is shoving his chimp skull in my face?

ABUs talk now ahahaahahahaha

RED ARMY MARCHING ON ON ON!

*slips*

>all these literally who players
lel, what happened to chelshit?

Looks like he is gonna have a stroke every time he touches the ball. So fuclikg nervous

I'm sorry, but did Chelsea already lose? Oh, that's right. The decision hasn't even been made yet. In fact, it's 20 minutes in. Does being one goal down count as losing? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong.

He seems like the classic mong defender, all physicality no technique or brain.

No var to review if the pnalty was taken legally?

magueire is absolute donkey

Why did Rashford do the Albanian double-headed eagle celebration with his hands?

Honestly want Chelsea to lose like 10 in a row and see Lampard's media mates still try to defend him
It has to be blatantly wrong for VAR to overturn a pen, you watch all season and they'll almost never do it to protect the refs

...

>aquire

Chelsea were winning until they weren't, though. Manure have been looking trash.

Relatively pure. Much better than trash like Itzy. I worry for Kpop.

>AHHHHHH SAVE US HAZARD

is zouma the highest iq in modern football?

Is this kurt on his arm?

Racism in this thread is a bit much lads

talking about scientifically veritable things like skull shape and crime statistics = bad
talking about how brave and noble niggers are = good

name a time a martial effort wasn't deflected

Is Chelsea banned from buying player now or no ?

POGBAM

>chelshit acutally rate Zouma

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the semen slurping has been increased massively this season

who's your favourite fairy tail girl argiebro?

>Not sure too many of these players know what a bus stop is
What did he mean by this?

so Maguire

this

just overlook the fact he fell into him

football has turned to shit

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They got transfer banned but Abramovich is actually losing this as an excuse to stop investing in the club since he lost his UK residency

uhhh guys any link

Next summer yes

Caroline Lucas calls for emergency female cabinet to block no-deal Brexit

>Green MP urges 10 top female politicians to form cabinet of national unity to deliver fresh referendum

He's fucking Rita Ora

>Zouma

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yes. it's off after the january window

Should have been red for pogba

Manpoorefballunited

>no englishmen in chelsea's starting XI

cringe or based?

Yeah but Maguire is a british lion

BLACKED

When did they sign Ozil?

>tfw not racist

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this

fucking manure cheating as always

Nobody knows I guess......

>want to stop brexit
>but also don't want corbyn in power
the greens and lib dems are useless

Is Frank Lampard the Nathan Buckley of Chelsea?

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check your email

This is reminder to everyone that only pep has solved football.
Transfer ban

Holy shit POGBA IS ACTUALLY PLAYONG

pogba literally trying to get sent off to improve his transfer chances

Yeah so it isn't blatantly wrong is it
>they protect the refs
No the whole point of VAR is to overturn any poor calls or give any missed ones.

Wtf was that dropball? its meant to be uncontested to the team in possession, where it occurred.

based

Who? And yes

For me, it's Kurt Zouma.

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>Much better than trash like Itzy
kys faggot and take the ITZYpill

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Missing anything Chelsea?

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more like the nathan barley of chelsea desu

hames when?

kek

windows transfer is closed in england now you stupid ass ching chong

why is there a "but" in your second line?
corbyn has no intention of stopping brexit

wish i could sit lotus

What's your stance on Red Velvet, user?

>slip

no one in football learns new rule changes they just guess

>I know more than a FIFA Qualified referee
shut the fuck up nigel

How was the Arsenal game earlier today?
Their new signings proving decent or still typical >arse?

new

kill yourself retard

Martially is starting to look like Welbeck. Play wise but also physically speaking.

too many blacks in united these days

dumb sharkposter

How much did poopba cost again?

>Texan humor

haha

Missing the Champions League? Not this season no.

feel like kanté should have left chelsea

yuro clubs can still sign PL players you retard.

now come and fix my toilet.

>"Wan-Bissaka ohhhhh mmmmmmmmm yesssssss SUCH PACE"

>t. either never seen maguire play or sub 20IQ

nigger cant handle the facts lol

Kovacic and Barkley are so fucking shit

Rashford is fucking shite.

I only care about kpop for the sexy girls. Can you recommend some videos like "Marionette" and "Vibrato" from Stellar?

He desperately needs a good attacking coach but he hasn't had one since monaco

Copy Liverpool is a good tactic

clubs can still buy from outside england, my friend

How can you say somebody looks like Welbeck and mean it in a positive way?

>pogba
OHH NONONO

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING. WE WERE IN CHARGE FOR THE FIRST 15 MINUTES

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Ole really wants you to check these dubs.

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seulgi...

God this season can't be over soon enough

you can tell it's working because neither of these teams will win the league.

What is pogba doing?

Hazard babbies EXPOSED

Put the American on you fat useless fuck! Your team sucks ass!

Will Greenwood play in the 2nd half?

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>Actually have a right back after all these years
Based

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>make so many correct decisions
>actually don't pick pulisick for first 11
What did Lampard mean by this?

Zoubunga

I wouldn't pass to Zouma.

Is this Frank's first Chelsea game?
I am encouraged by the football. It's an alright match so far.

Fucking trash. Just watch the ICY video. It is filth. And their songs are produced and written by Jews. Unironically.

Never watched them. I am not encouraged by female Kpop groups. The male groups are okay. The female groups are far too slutty. Japan does female groups much better/

how can a complete shitter like ross barkley start ahead of any of the other midfielders at chelsea?
What the fuck is wrong with lamps? Is it bong-love?

did that brick wall always have the crest on it?

>tfw at the end of the season you will still be shitposting on spee with no gf

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giving an excuse for ole

>all the english prospects died under the pressure

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Has Maguire unlocked Pogba?

Joeks on you. I have a gf.

i hate it when using clover and some fag linking to other thread like this

not me mate, this year is my year.

Could Chelsea end up in a relegation fight? Last season it was Hazard + guests and this season it is guests + novice manager

>Leicester to Man U
>A step up the ladder
Not really

NO

go out and meet someone

What's the best alternative to soccerstreams ?

I will get one this year la

>kurt zouma
>ZOMG these niggas fast better just kick it in some direction

based

>80M for the English Martin Skrtel

Shithouse Sunday.

Only City and Liverpool have been entertaining, Spurs almost lost to fucking Villa.

proper norf bloke there

More like mong love lol

I remember when rashford first came on the scene he scored a few goals in a big game and everyone here was saying goatford and rashgoat LMAO think about what you are saying greatest of ALL TIME he just got on the first team and he's suddenly the best even better than Messi Ronaldo old Ronaldo and Le tis

Will Greenwood is a Rugby player m8

kek pogba really doesn't give a fuck about united

seriously. maybe not being a boomer isn't so bad.
oh and also >hits pipe

>you now remember that McGuire is more expensive than Van Dyck

kek imagine thinking he’s worth even half what Van Dyck is worth

>not starting Pulisic
>get btfo by a United lineup with JLingz, McTominay, and Pereira.

LAMPARD OUT

barkley is soooooooooooooo bad

Chris Packham is looking old

The guy next to that mountainman- boy or girl?

Nah, top6 is just so much better than the rest of the league.

The absolute state of INGURLAND

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Hazard wouldn't have given that penalty away.

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>it’s a lampard playing some English scrub over a dynamic American who has started at one of the top clubs in Europe episode
Don’t think this sport is for me lads

Pogba is so bad LMAO

footybite, if you can navigate it.

the spurs game was entertaining until they scored

he scored against >arsenal

another black man ruined by the temptation of white trophy pussy

this number 6 sucks! what's his name?

Absolute monster on away days lad

Jokes on you, I'm moving to a village in Siberia with no Internet.

poobag

Yeahhhh im thinking we got our united back

>Barclays

Pulisic pls

My eyes

If I get repeating numbers then you will get a gf

Pogba on his knees again!

>mount

mason mount

>pogdab

Fuck off yank

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anthony martial hates football more than gareth bale

What's up with Mount's tiny skull?

LMAO trash

Chelsea are so fucking bad, clueless fat fuck won’t play the American

pawel pogbalov

>POOgba

>Pogba is zidane of our generation

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>mount

*solves football*

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>mount out

fucking zoomer

>Mount
kill yourself

Fat Frank, you're not in the championship anymore. Don't bring your championship trash with you.

It would be 0-0 if they still had Luiz

putain de mierde

dyke

>gayson dismount

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where is hazzard

isn't siberia just cinder and ash these days?

> Mount
WTF was that

Don't even rate Pulisic but he would have scored there

Barkley is my second most hated Chelsea player

kek

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>the mase mountain

>Frankie's at the wheel
lel

Like watching two conference teams this

not watching but guessing Mount is a typical low IQ nog?

>Pootial

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reminder that martial cost 70million before the neymar transfer fucking

How many dabs will Pugbah do today?

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this is the solid midtable clash lester wolves should have been

Fucking hell and Mount is supposed to be one of the best prospects at Chelsea?

literally what?

how long will frank last?

>english “football”

Is Wan-Bissaka dare the best RB of all time?

>Abraham
>Mount
>Barkley
Literally weak mind AF

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man what the fuck happened to Martial? He used to be good like 3 or 4 seasons ago

who's your first?

>Brokeback mountain

Is AWB, unironically, the signing of the season?

the first 300+ IQ moment of the season

>white youth players

Yea Forums still SEETHING

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he a whitoid 12 year old

neanderthal actually

That Chelsea front is tragic

>Poogba
>Poount
>Poortial

All absolute trash.

>pogba

I can't reveal who I am or who told me but a VERY reliable source has just informed me Chelsea are looking to spend big and bring in some top players before the summer transfer window closes - watch this space!!!

close. white zoomer

>starting mount instead of Pulisic

Now that is some anti-American racism right there

the absolute STATE of chelshit

Looks at least 50% white

Get poobag off, wouldn't care if we sold him for £5m the fucking faggot

rating wank-pissaka

W*llian

user I...

explain

holy shit what are these chelsea player doing, is this the first time they touch a ball?

>mnOUT

evens it was a pass, odds shot

>barkley is shitting the bed again

fuck this low test faggot

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Which stream you using?

Imagine being a Chelsea fan and having to watch another season of barkley

PUT KANTE IN YOU RETARD
KOVACIC AND JORGINHO ARE DOING FUCK ALL

WHAT THE FUCK

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Ah yes, this is the proper Chelsea number 9 we know and love

Terry Tibbs spotted

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The whole team is broken mentally. Abraham and Mount had good starts but manure took the lead even though chelshit dominated so of course their mentality isnt the best ar the moment.

Just sub the yank and end with this shit already Chelsea

How did chelsea get so many new signings?

i think chelshit is back

Fucking this.

the wagon wheel

it's rodri for me, he clattered like 4 people yesterday

Yea Forums STILL SEETHINNG

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>championship defending

Is pulisic playing?

>giving the 9 to this nigger

Useless fucking var

state of this chelshit loan army

>Trashturd positioning

Youre very fast

Barkley could be a great player if he was good

everyone else is even worse

gammon twat

fuck off

Astounding lack of quality in this game

>needing var for that

I heard something like that, but I'm oblivious of such things.

IT CAME OF KOVASHIT
IT WAS A GOAL

Remember when Barkley was considered a potential wonderkid by the "football pundits"?

>Somehow not a free kick

sitting on the bench

imagine VARing when a player is 12 yards offside

I have a date with her today ^^

playing on his phone on the bench

Cool quads cheers

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He refused to play

>doesn’t start Hazard
>doesn’t start Pulisic

is Fat Frank a fucking retard?

>Need VAR for that
Embarrasing

Superior numbers, aniki.

>obvious offside
>manure crowd cheer a goal

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where is Hazard?

for you

christmas

why chelsea can't string 2 passes?

NO NO NO IT'S MY BIG DAY I WAS SUPPOSED TO WIN
I'M FRANK LAMPARD

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genuine zoomer detected - get off Yea Forums

Is AWB better than prime Valencia?

>Dystopian VAR announcer

Games gone lads

Pulisic was bought in January
Kovacic was already at the club
They could've got Piguain but chose not to
Other player you don't know are yoof

>if he touches pog its a free kick
>if touches ball its a goal

wat

How many players will Chelsea have on the pitch at the end?

Zouma is fucking all over the place. Might legit needs to be subbed at half time.

VAR is for the supposed foul on pogshit
fucking brainlets

Pogba purposely playing terrible hoping he can be replaced for the season and sit on the bench and get 300k a week. genius player

It will be a draw innit?

Toid, actually

That midget talking to frank looks like the guy in got

is it fair to say Chelsea are going to get mauled in the Super Cup?

he still is

they were checking who the ball came off of

I dont mean it in a good way

Lampard showing just how out of his depth he is by not playing pulisic

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Eating in the locker room

zouma looks like a monkey

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FUCK CHELSEA AND FUCK RUSSIANS

zoomer is losing it

the absolute state of zoomer

Along with lalanannana and all the other English zoomers that do jack shit

Welcome to dab FC chelsea hope you enjoy your stay

Since when is a midtable clash a Super Sunday match?

Football fans, what would you expect?

Why is frank playing him?
Is he making a point of playing white youth players to show how shit they are?

>zooma

doesn't really sound like something he'd say
did he fuck your gf or something?

it's called having a laugh

WHY THE FUCK DID WE SELL LUIZ HE'S SO MUCH BETTER THAN THIS FUCKING NlGGER

>Zooma

OH NO NO NO

I remember spurs being linked with him every transfer window and just praying we didn’t sign him

Thank god Chelsea were stupid enough

>this is a starter for Chelsea

I lived to see a bulgarian anime poster.
Cringe btw.

>football is actually fast and fun again
>Yea Forums is still complaining

Lampard knows he’s playing in the premiership right? Take off Barkley and mount

He does
And he’s also terrible at playing football

He should. And he should be subbed off forever.

zouma is such a ___________

Chelsea to go out at the groups in the CL lmao

is zouma terrible or not

chimp

stadium announcer declared "No Goal"

Lampard doesnt like him

>youth
retard

>"football pundits"
Some of the most clueless people in the world.

He just said it mate, are you even watching?

zouma legit looks like ape

Triggered by reaction images.

Mount is actually dreadful

There is literally no other defender in the bench.

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nigger

lol gammon cunt

cry more

but user, you are living in russian territory

I was told good boy Zuma was top class. I saw him neutralize Messi

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*saves Chelsea*

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Barkley isn't white.

>Everton fans wanted this

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PLAYERS NAME PLAYERS NAME PLAYERS NAME

Literally pish

mount off perisic on

Barkley >Delle

he's a wanker

zoomer

This isn't the best game I've ever seen.

you don't actually know who terry tibbs is, do you

>mount
nice freekick faggot

Chelsea playing well desu

If Frankie doesn’t sub Zouma at ht Chelsea might as well sack him right after this game
Happy is having an absolute nightmare

>Aaron Wan-Bissaka
why do the English have such weird names now

Because Lamps hates Terry

>POODAB

>standard Chelsea team with 0 quality but now no Hazard to bail them out
Solid 7th-8th place team here

Mouri or whatever his name is is a CB

Can we agree that Barkley doesn’t play like a brainlet anymore, though? He looks solid

lol to bongs barkley is a youth player.

Very teutonic.

Another exciting game between two English clubs.

*yawns loudly*

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>hits the post twice

Jesus Christ, typical Chelsea

Holy fuck. How can chelsea be this unlucky lmao

TROLLBAR

fun!

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This Brazilian literally who isn’t that bad

CHRIST

>trollbar

PUT
PULISIC
IN
YOU
FUCKS

holy shit

are you upset about something
why does gammon make you so upset?

Based. I hope Cantona is the next manager when OGS goes. He doesn't even have to be any good, just being a madman will do

GOD FUCKING DAAAAAAAAMN

>Not hitting the target from there

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DID YOU SEE THE SCORE G?
TAC-TICAL CLASS FROM OL-E
DABBING ON CHEL-SEA
SHOULDNT HAVE SOLD LU-IZ

>missing the target it down to luck

based maguire

De Gay uses legs
>A classic

FUCKING WOODWORK AGAIN

for fucks sake frank
pulisic would tear these cunts apart

we're so unlucky

JESUS WHAT THE FUCK IT JUST WON'T GO IN

Zidane, please take Wogba I beg you

>this Chealshit finishing

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mount's passing is dogshit

no..

Literally who are all these Chelsea players?

new

That was fast wtf

am i the only one who noticed Lampards hairline has receded almost 2cm in the 40 minutes since the match began?

Oh for fuck sake you mong

>de gea beaten at his near post again

kek

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based finnland posting webms

Maybe Chelsea fc should go into woodworking instead of football, haha

Stream pls frens

it's jay

All these chances on the counter is exactly what pulisic excels at. Lmao, let him rot on the bench frank, you know best bud.

>this is what lards actually believe

his hair at the back is visually getting thinner

t. Scotland

ace bf7a56f981ecbf08a95a0aacb4b6848102fbbb4f

it's denmark retard

Don't know if wasting counters is what Chelshit needs right now.

>poodro

thats hot brother

EASY WIN

We're not through it yet mate.

Maquire looking like a waste of 85 million OWO

>pulisic

Hi Thibaut, not funny

it's not 85 millions, any transfer to an english club counts as twice as a normal transfer, maguire's value is 40 millions