Non-WWE wrestling sucks!

>NJPW
legit sport gimmick, hence no storylines, 90% of the match is spam of random moves with no selling
>AEW
TNA 2.0 but with less star power, in-ring action is downright embarrassing to watch, botchamania should just upload their full shows
>ROH
american NJPW, but in bingo halls
>Impact (TNA)
lots of storylines that lead nowhere, shit production, in-ring action that has no logical sequence and can end any second which makes it hard to follow
>NWA
school gym fed with decent roster, production is even worse than in Impact
>MLW
same as NWA but roster is full of fat average guys that couldn't make it anywhere else
>PWG
indy shit filmed on iphone in-front of fifty smarks
>HOH
same as PWG but filmed on two iphones
>AAA / CMLL
roster full of Rey Mysterios, crowd likes blowing the air horns, production is better than american indies but worse than NJPW
>WWE
best production, in-ring action that makes sense and easy to follow, based roster

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Wasting your time in create a non sensical bait thread in a board who barely 20 people read

Cringe

>>Impact (TNA)
>lots of storylines that lead nowhere, shit production, in-ring action that has no logical sequence and can end any second which makes it hard to follow
Describes wwe perfectly as well, tbqh.

Or ppv endings being changed on vinces whim as they happen kek

Sneed

The problem with WWE (with the exception of NXT) is that they don't even try to do anything well. Sure they have great production, probably better than any legitimate sport on TV. But beneath that is a shitty product that stopped being remotely cool a decade ago. Whether you like other promotions or not you gotta admit that they at least try to still entertain you. WWE only exists to entertain a senile 74 year old man and his corporate partners.

nice headcanon ya dingleberry

Yeah they try and even come up with something decent from time to time, but then bury it in a ton of cringe and its very rare thing to happen in the first place. WWE on the other hand is 50/50 good/bad every week so at least watchable, right now Orton storyline is good, Kabukis are funny, Shayna/Becky feud is so bad its good, Sami Zayn heel manager is entertaining, Elias cuts good promos every time, Reigns is decent, Alexa Bliss is the best female wrestler in history no matter what she does, so WWE is still best option if you want to see some wrestling

Ok now this is based

WWE production is fucking horrible with the fucking seizurecam