The WWE Shop sells fucking belt extenders

>NXT ratings are a success for Vince and USA Network.
Imagine how retarded someone has to be for not figuring this out. I mean they are dumb enough to pay $11.99 a month for Meltzer's AEW propaganda.

TNT and AEW spent a lot of money to promote dynamite, on NBA, billboards, RAW, SDL, Fast and Furious movies, a lot more promotions than NXT which is only promoted during RAW and SDL, just so they can have less than a few hundred more viewers than NXT and half the demo and viewership of RAW and SDL.

Only thing they can extend are contracts

kek

rent-free

I like to think Version one of the extender was only 3-4 notches extra, and they had to make a version two with 6 because their audience kept getting fatter

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>some people need belt extenders due to their height to weight ratio, not because they are fat.
>actually I'm not fat, I'm just too short for my overflowing gut

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lmfao based

I know you are still living in your mum's basement but what does your living arrangement have anything to do with my post?

e-drones obliterated

Jesus Christ I can’t believe you‘ve done this

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IT’S TIME TO EAT SOME PIES
MWUHAHAHAHA

ITS ALL ABOUT THE PIES AND HOW YOU EAT EM
ALL ABOUT SELF CONTROL AND IF YOU DONT HAVE IT
ALL ABOUT YOUR WEIGHT AND IF SCALES CAN TAKE IT
ITS ALL ABOUT CAKE AND WHOS GONNA MAKE IT

I AM OBESE AND YOU DONT WANT TO SMELL ME
I HAVE NO CONTROL NO WAY YOU CAN CHANGE ME
IM HEAVY AS FUCK, NO WAY YOU CAN LIFT ME
I AM IN CONSTANT PAIN, MY KNEES CANT TAKE IT

OFF TO WWE SHOP I SHALL GO
MY HEART IS WEAKER THAN GUERRERO’S
I AM IN PAIN AND I AM A FOOL
BUT THAT BELT EXTENDER LOOKS PRETTY COOL
TRY TO FIGURE OUT WHAT MY MOVES GONNA BE
GUESS I’LL GIVE SOME MONEY TO WWE
25 DOLLARS IS THE PRICE TO PAY
TO FORGET ABOUT THE CONSTANT PAIN FOR JUST ONE DAY

BADES

lel

Nice one

>AEW: dilate wands
>NJPW: inhalers
>WWE: belt extenders

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ding-dong diddly buried

E Chads are such gigachads they need extensions based!

I wenr to an indie event in Aus and some guy had a replica womens title (the whte and blue one) and his mate had the 24/7 title. Both the two fattest neckbeard types. I barely get taking your belt to a WWE event, but that at least makes more sense than this.
Everyone just looked at them with utter disgust, meanwhile they were standing all smug with each draped over their shoulders, sort of waiting for people to congratulate them. Spoilers: no one did lol

Seems reasonable. There are a lot of fat americans

Where's the velcro?

Why are you browsing WWE SHOP anyway? I'm beggin ya to get a life.