Eternal Arsenal Thread

why did arsenal sell iwobi if they're gonna play even worse youth shitters now?

he has insane potential if he can pass faster and be more direct. basically his future potential can be so big that it is worth playing him alot at the moment in hopes of him taking the next step.

>if

So he will only possibly be possibly good in the future if he becomes a better player, shouldn't he already have those attributes?

and then selling him to halal madrid for 200m

Reminder that Emery does not start new signings in the first match to let them earn their spot and/or to ease them in to the prem.

See Leno/Torreira last year.

WOGS stop improving at 20

He's useless, hasn't got football intelligence. No idea how to position himself and technical ability is below average

Stop being so fucking negative and depressing.
Wait at least until February

why my boy Ceballos it's not in the initial line up

he isnt good enough right now but the idea is that there is a good chance of him progressing if he plays enough games.

either he becomes good and we either sell him or keep him or he turns out like denilson and isnt good enough and we get rid of him. at the moment our midfield is so shit anyways he has time to play

im not defending this im just saying it how the club sees it

Worrying that ceballos can't even get in the side with lots of players missing

not instantly benching Cech for Leno was such a weak limp wristed cuck move i cant even begin to describe it. Cech can FUCK off

How can you not be negative after seeing that shit lineup? The only silver lining here is that Emery is not unsackable like Wenger.

>have Aubameyang and Ceballos in fantasy pl
>memer starts 7 academy shitters and loses the first game
thanks lad

because he said nasty words about basque people

It is just Emerys autistic "cant start a new player in first game". Every time Ceballos has been playing he has been the best player in the arsenal midfield by a mile

were you also saying that last season?

who is captain?

based emery

>Mourinho said he thinks Tierney is a young Monreal
...

nacho?

gonna lose 3:2 lads

At least this will be memery's last season. Who do you want next year /arse/?

Granit Caca

Konate or another quality CB
Won't be able to afford him with more UEL funds

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"Lacking match fitness", aka struggling without Roid Madrid's Dr Fuentes special.

see here

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Allegri

this
hope those gangs get him but spare kola

i feel the same way i did before the Europa cup final

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are we in here on in the other thread?

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Match threads tend to be shitposting sono stay here

Is Xhaka club captain as well?

one of 3-5 captains

>pressuring amn
seems like they know who's the weak link hmm

FUCK JAMAICAN AND FUCK AUSTRIA

COME ON ARSENAL

Hard not to cringe when he touches the ball.
He used to be a midfielder, how is he so uncomfortable with the ball??

based chambers

despise xhaka

not gonna bother this season

If only

BASED

>Guendouzi scared to dribble into opposition
>Mkhitaryan giving the ball away
>Xhaka
this is going to be a long match

He mainly came up under wenger, his career was over before it even started

relegation tier squad

How long do you think Emery is going to last?

stay true to your statement and don't post until next season

xhaka and miki need to fuck off. constantly losing the ball

supporting Arsenal now feels like being in stuck in an abusive relationship you can't escape.

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Fucking mhki

Sideshow Bob the younger is adamantly looking to get himself a yellow card. Sideshow Bob the elder should have a word with him.

Bye now

no

Joke team

Does Emery think we're playing a League Cup match?

Anyone have a Stream?

Lads... w-we’re g-going to win this right?

Take off no.7

I expect half time subs. This is unwatchable at the moment.

Lel we are so bad

Mkhi is still with Arsenal, right?

We will be behind by then

nelson and willock look good desu.
Glad Arsenal have more pace now at least.

Good performance lads, hanging on in there against crisis club, relegation fodder Steve Bruce team.

unfortunately
no one would take his wages

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I'd have more faith in the seven players on the bench getting a result over the 11 currently out on the pitch.

Fuck off mkhi

flaccid b team performance

wtf Miki

Okay, I'm gonna ask again, cause what the fuck was that shot?

>Mickey

>shittytaryan

You now remember aubas first touch

>gonna lose against Stevie Bruce’s ‘gonna finish last in the table’ Newcastle
get me out of here

Mkhi is a shit cunt as usual
Aubameyang is really unfocused and gets caught offside all the time
Maitland niles is a low IQ pace n__ and can fuck off too

Willock has been good

Genuinely want to split miki in half with an axe lads

please take him off

>shittytaryan

it was a tribute to iwobi ;_;7

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>people were actually defending Shitland Niles in here
should have been sold alongside Shitwobi

do I need to say any more kek

Auba has no fucking pace

>still shit from passing out from the back

Do you think the new signings will take this man emery serious after putting out this lineup? This is wenger tier

Jesus Christ, weeks of optimism building up only to see it all go away in the first 20 minutes against Newcastle.

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>defenders scared to defend
>midfielders giving away the ball
>forwards can't get a touch or shoot

This

HOW THR FUCK DID LASCELLES NOT EVEN GET BOOKED. WE WERE ABOUT TO BE 3 ON 1

was to be expected, new signings not starting and/or not match fit/injured, 3 academy lads where only one shows potential and the other two shouldn’t be even near the first team.
Also Miki and Xhaka ...

it's really wet out there and footballers do not have slick boots

How was that not a yellow?

I wonder. Cause it IS Newcastle.

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footybite

Got a stream link anywhere, lads?

MEANWHILE NELSON GETS BOOKED ON THE EDGE OF THEIR BOX. THAT WAS A BLATANT FUCKING YELLOW AS YOU WILL EVER FUCKKNG SEE.

Emery is a tactical genius.

>>that corner

Use footybite

>refs fucking over Arsenal
what’s new ?

How the fuck are people still asking for streams? How many times are we going to spoonfeed footybite?

switched to leicester v wolves. its much better.

Nice to see our set pieces are as good as ever.

mkhis hair has been getting JUST ever since he signed for us

united couldn't wait to get rid of mkhitaryan

Willock genuinely should be starting regularly
I know I was cracking up too. The rain has justed it even more.

is Willock the only academy lad who actually looks good ?

How have we managed to concede a foul from that position

till it's shut down

AMN dead, thank you God

That yellow should ensure Shittytaryan being subbed off at half time

Ah yes, another yellow card for nothing, cheers ref, look forward to the inevitable red early in the second half.

Wake me up when Pepe or Ceballos comes on.

Another ABA ref

It's painful trying to watch us play out from the back, especially when you watch a team like Man City who can do it properly.

Unfortunately yes
Will interesting to see how Nketiah and Smith-Rowe develop

Can Pepe save this game?

FUCKING ATKINSON YOU CUNT
also
>one shot on goal against Relegationcastle
gonna be a long long season

genuinely cannot believe i got up at 8am for this

How does Miki manage to fuck up every chance he gets?

Because he's shit
Only thing that he was good for was running in a straight line and putting through balls up to Auba. But he cant even do that anymore

How long does MickeyMouseyan have left on his contract?

3yrs

Sven really fucked us over with Mkhi

Usual complete lack of intensity and no shots on goal, it's like last season never ended.

putting a cheeky 500 SEK on arsenal winning how fucked am i?

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what

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i got up at 5:45 am to see Ress Nelson and Mkhitaryan start

post a player you didnt realize was playing for the entire first half. ill start
>xhaka

>Possibly 3 more years of this shit

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>David Luiz

Genuine shit. If there another season of this in store Emery will be gone at the end of the season.

>mhkitryans pass

City were offering 15m for Alexis in Jan
There were no other options
Even if Alexis was sold for 60m that summer it would have been spunked on Lemar anyway so no Aubameyang

rip your 4 quid 50

So what exactly does guendouzi do?

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>the number 7 from Rosicky to Sanchez to Mikhitaryan

He's been the best player on the pitch so far.

willok

what do we think of this half, lads?

>only 3 shots
>only 1 on goal
This game will either end 0-0 or it will be decided by a blooter

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>Emery's improved the offense senpai, Arsenal are fine

Is it just me or is footybite saying there's no streams today for you lads too?

we’ve got rebecca lowe in the studio to look at, who have you lads got?

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you think Emery benched everyone to show them how shit this squad is and why they'll be playing without breaks?

xhaka had two missplaced passes leading to counterattacks in the first 13 minutes. Willock looks like a real gem. my prediction: emery will take off Mick o taryan for Pepe and take off Xhaka for ceballos and then nelson for laca

Pretty much Xhaka except he also runs with the ball.

who doesn't arsenal just SCORE SOME FAKIN GOALS

mkhitaryan needs to be shot

he literally doesnt do anything. takes the ball off the cb and passes it to the left back, wow what a player. what do you even think hes good at

No, it's because he's a retard.

willock and nelson have been good desu, trying to dribble and using their pace and shit

wenger is out

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here in norway we got robin van persie

footybite.com/football/newcastle-united-vs-arsenal-live-stream/

sportnews.to/events/2019/premier-league-newcastle-united-vs-arsenal-s1/

Stream for the game

>used up roastie

these teams are determined to ruin the game before VAR gets a chance to. based.

In truth it has been a sloppy affair with chances few and far between.

Joelinton went close on a couple of occasions for the hosts and Shelvey's shot from distance was touched onto the post by Leno.

He's good at misplacing forward passes and getting cards.

Henrikh Mkhitaryan lost possession more times (15) in the first half vs. Newcastle than any other player on the pitch, at least five times more than anyone else.

Redpill me on that ghost Willock

based sweden. thank you bro

I did this to show that some of our previous starters just arent good enough anymore. Mikitaryan and Xhaka has to get the fuck out of the club. He also didnt bring El Neny nor mustafi to the starting XI

We play good but Xhaka and Monreal are too safe and too slow.

Nelson is based

why is is joelinton and not joe linton

hes the new iwobi

how did arsenal get 2 yellow cards and newcastle 0??

I blame the weather.

almiron got a yellow, brainlet

Because the BR meme

hes far better than iwobi already lmao. u mad because iwobi was nigerian and willock is english mutt?

>nobody has attacked mkhitaryan on a motorbike and made him consider leaving the club
why are Londoners so fucking stupid

norf fc is too powerful for london pooftas

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reckon if enough of us list emery in our suicide notes something will change

Are you watching the match though? He has decent movement, finds space, can stave off a tackle, can actually tackle. Meanwhile his midfield partner is Xhaka who has done absolutely nothing. Xhaka makes no moves, passes backwards far more often. Gwen is the player Xhaka was supposed to be.

Fucking Mourinho himself, lad.

Why do we play like we want to draw

not hard to find space when he never even goes into the centre of midfield

>gaz having any idea what fewer markets are
his number 1 enemy is the tories, bet this derivative was made by a libtard

xhaka has 0 movement. its so hilarious. he is literally like a big canon turret just stasnding still rotating slowly as he missplaces yet another pass

No real leaders on the pitch desu
Need Laca, Tierney, Holding and unironically Luiz.

Guendouzi
>Dynamic movement
>Goes forward
>Loses the ball

Xhaka
>Stiff
>Goes back and only makes a safe pass
>Loses the ball

Mkhitaryan is the most hated Arsenal player on /arse/, right?

>contracted until 30.06.2021
fuckoff

mustafi?

yes

joke club

It's our gimmick

mustafi, xhaka, mkhi

>Willock has 64% pass accuracy
are we NOT going to talk about this?

Mourinho kek

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Unai on the phone with Raul, instructed to attack or face potential sack

based retard

>Xhaka Ceballos
>Mkhitarian Pépé
If Emery doesn't do that at half-time, the season might as well be over.

If I was Emery I would simply play our best players.

Agree 100%

That would require courage

That's above average for an academy Ngubu

i don't blame Stan Kroenke for not wanting to watch this shit in person

>buy over 9000 world class attackers
>still 0-0 vs Benitezless and Shearerless Newcastle

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>no substitutions
oh no, is he going to go full wenger and never sub anyone before 70th minute?

she’s perfect

I thought Emery was more of a 60 minute guy.

>guendouzi

>no subs
EMERY OUT

>that challenge
Guendo is going to get sent off, isn't he

FUCKING SUB OFF MIKISHITERIAN

>arsenal manager
>Doesn't play his best players

What do managers see in xhaka?

hope Hayden scores the winner desu

Triple sub, Ceballos, Pepe, Laca, fucking now.

I want that bald Armenian fraud out of my club immediately

Conceding in about 3 mins

fuck sake miki

>pepe, laca and ceba warming up

>Pepe
HERE WE FUCKING GO LADS

bring Freddie on imo

>Pepe
Time to see what all them shekels got us

UNLEASH THE MEMES

willock is braindead

Willock and Nelson out of their depth

i honestly hope pepe is shit

seconding this

newcastle are going to be a relegation fight
this is atrocious. with ole and united and lampard at chelsea i thought arsenal were nailed on for top 4 but jesus fucking christ.

fuck off will

still looking better than Iwobi so I’m willing to give them at least a dozen of games before judging them.

>half of this chat is entitled gammon retards

it's Yea Forums lad

>gwendooshit

Just want a proper manager lads

Nah, Mustafi is still here bro.

Nelson is good mate and willock is just inexperienced. Both better than Iwobi

About 7 of these players won't be in the starting 11 in about 2 months.

Only Leno, Sokratis, Auba and unfortunately Xhaka

they actually did it

AUBA

just want Henry and Cesc back lads

Mourinho in

Imagine shitting on amn

What a pass

GOAL GOAL GOAL

AUBA

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BASED AUBA

that was very satisfying

wtf I'm emery in now????

Kek this is the lascelles nigga you were all so desperate to sign?

AUBAMEYANG

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based ainsley

obongo

COME ON THE CONSERVATIVE

Willock needs to take a chill pill

AUBA YOU BEAUTIFUL RAT

pepe ON

fuck yes

OBAMA

that kino broship with LaGazzette

AMN with a beautiful pick with pace
nice to see it

>doubting the second half champions

Where's that Lascellesposting faggot

lascelles IN

Pls buy Cebolinha

EOBs gone just gone hella quiet all of a sudden

What'sa matter, cat got your tongue lmao?

Keep your your dick in your pants til the game is done and support are team in future you reddit reading son of a bitches

>mkhi is still on

come on memery

dont forget mkhi

how is it pronounced sah-bye-oss and not kah-bye-os

the fuck?

based ceballos coming on

I'm by no means a violent man but I would love to throw eggs at Mkhitaryan's house

CEBALLOS ON

Good sub, Willock has been EXPOSED in this game

Maitland-Niles is getting injured in the first few games

I already hate Ceballos.

se-ba-li-os
sebalios

Nelson and Willock will make it. It's just a little early right now.

Where's that American who thinks Ceballos should replace Ozil?

>Ceballos on
>Pointless flick that immediately gets intercepted

Yeah, you're not playing against SD Huesca anymore pal.

Where's that fucking faggot poster that should shut the hell up?

Oh wait... I'm replying to him right now

why did santi have to die

How many blacks on the pitch now?

not enough for me

are you guys fucking serious? I'm not an arsenal fan and I've never seen this dude play before.
im not kidding, Willock is the worst player I've ever seen for a top team.
he literally made a mistake every single time he had the ball today. every time.
he can't dribble, ALL his passes are too weak and or inaccurate. he has no vision, no positioning skills and he can't dribble either.
and you guys are shitting on Mkhitaryan at the same time, it's like all goonersxd suffer from some sort of collective cognitive dissonance.

based xhaka injured

PEPE
E
P
E

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PEPE ON

>all these ill advised attempts to play out the back

yeah i don't see that backfiring in any way

this... THIS is the post

>under armour boots
fucking xhaka

Nelson played well, glad he's part of the squad

lol a broadcast banner taking up a quarter of the screen for a full minute to tell us christian pulisic is on chelsea’s bench today based usa

Is on

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Played well?
He was average.

>amn

Ceballos a good passer of the ball but seems a bit slow to react

>that back pass

Nicolas Poopee looks shit so far desu

mfw he turns into Gervinho 2.0

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how is an entire squads first touch so dire

I liked Gervinho, should have given him another season

i liked Gervinho desu

One good thing is that we seem to be a bit less pussified these days. I remember stoke away in 2017-18 was the lowest point, we were spineless

get pepe on the ball stop fucking around

based

Chambers hasn't looked all that bad honestly.

sub Miki off ffs

Why are they not bringing the ball to PEPE?

sdfsdfsdf

Only goal Jese scored that season was v Arsenal

>3 yellows against Newcastle
>all by shitters
>EQ soon
Emery masterclass

nigga needs to find some space. Every time we break forward he's up backed into a defender.

why? he clearly improved from the 1st half, looks ok now compared to others

mustafi never has to come back now

MHKIs balding hairline looks like a downvote arrow :p

why is that hue twink subbing in

>Edu was instrumental in getting David Luiz to Arsenal
what's his problem?

The board really were right in deciding to tackle the attack to improve away form. Wr were dreadful in the first half and the reason teams like city and liverpool are fine is they put 3+ past teams away from home regularly

Martinelli to score

LITERALLY WHO ON

I unironically want to see the Mustafi-Luiz partnership at one point just to see how bad it is.

He was shit in the first half and average in the second

this martinelli lad any good? i didn't watch friendlies

FINALLY
Martinelli on

Ceballos is good

What if Luiz replaces Xhaka in midfield?

no name white guy on

>Kosalinac unavailable due to security issues
slav bullshit?

C'MON CEBALLOS!

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he’s knocking folks around somehow. seems a right cunt

Bit boring, so I'll tell you something hilarious. My friend found his workmate on facebook and his surname is literally ngubu

That would be okay I suppose.

How come I'm watching live on the FUCKING TV and its still behind some of you fuckres streams?

one of the few to bring the ball forward, the entire midfield looks atrocious

Still raw but he's fast

rare someone saying this about a non-black player

who

haha

Who came off for Martinelli?

Season won't really feel like it's started for me until our first loss desu

has auba completed a pass

Guendozi is our best midfielder so far

Saint Maximin >>>>> pepe

Main reason why they look so poor is because our fullbacks are montral and amn, pretty sure emery instructed them not to support the attack as much as past seasons, havent been counter attacked easily all game

>le one-touch in a random direction man

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On the basis of this one game, i was too harsh on AMM. Hes done well second half

>white

because they were forcing the ball onto him. Pepe needs to figure out how to position himself in this lineup + Ceballos is passing every ball onto the left side for some reason.

Ummm we fell for the PEPE scam

mkhi

Are you forgetting Torreira?

The reason pepe is struggling is because its such a static game. If we played fast coubter attacks hed shine

atrocious times indeed

good move and pass by Pepe

This desu

without a doubt

Ceballos is a rustler. Love it. Spaniards are dirty

For fuck sake.

>change back to Adidas
>starting winning 1-0

Amn motm, and that's a fact

I was talking about in this game sorry

>First away game
>Clean sheet
Times are changing

WE DID IT, REDDIT

Nice.

ARSENAL ARSENAL ARSENAL

Based from Ceballos at the end there

i know the players arent the greatest in the world but this club has a really low ceiling with emery

>Ceballos
he's the cunt this club needs

Very nice

We won, thats all I care about

>Squeaking a 0-1 through

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need more cunt in the squad

Good win specially for an away game

Martinelli reminds me of me spamming the pass button to ask for the ball on career mode

shitposting time

I know it's only Newcastle but I thought Chambers did pretty good.

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Only 18 away games left to go.

Oh, fair enough, both Xhaka and Gwen Dozy were pretty shit.

GOATland niles IN, MOTM. xhaka great too.

>tfw you remember the times when Arsenal’s team were full of such players
well a win is a win lads, taking the three points home is more important than dwelling on the shit performances by shit players we already knew. Leno the sole reason we took home all three btw.

>3 points
>clean shit
>the defense looked allright
>on an away game
wew lad

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clean sheet boys

WAN NIL TO VE ARSENO

don't forget
>with B/C team

was it 5D chess?

Ceballos looked like he only just learnt to walk. All round poor performance, much like the start of last season where we fluked the 22 game run

Lads. Away. 3 points. Clean sheet.

Is chambersokratis the answer?

How many Away games did arsenal win last season?

Clean sheet away! Already tied with the amount of away clean sheets as last season

We played pretty well after the goal.

Fucking love Ceballos.

>no Mustafi
>no conceded goals

Hmmmmmm

zero

APOLOGIZE TO GRANITE SWISS ALP MOUNTAIN MAN RIGHT NOW

Arsenal captain right there

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no, any team not bound to get relegated would have probably scored 2-3 but it was a very weak Arsenal lineup and it’s the first game of the season so >we take what we can and hope that everyone improves.

lmao really I thought it was a couple

We need more Swiss players like Xhaka

>offload one Iwobi
>start the game with two more Iwobis
For fuck's sake!
At least it was a win.

>American coverage
>"WAAAAH WAAAAH PLAY PULISHIT"
What the fuck is their problem?

Pepe was pretty quiet.

>Pepe without penalties
literal 3 goal season incoming. he looks USELESS

always rated him la
scores ace blooters from time to time

To be fair he won like 70% of the penalties.

first 30 min in the first game of the season playing for a new team without proper pre season.

on the upside, Rebecca Lowe is looking even better this year

>playing the youth

interesting change, i'll see what i think about this as the season goes on

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>play shit and still win

Is this, dare I say it, the sign of champions la?

>Dani Ceballos lining up to come on
my dad:
>pepeeeeeee :DDDD

1-0 to the Arsenal era is back

Thank God Aubameyang is on the wrong side of 30 so no other clubs are going to poach him away.

Now we can watch the shit show between Man u and Chelsea in peace

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found an interesting statistic

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>Freddie on the bench
>1-0 to the Arsenal

based

Albanians?

Don't make me say the T word.

There was a lot of "Turks" in Llanelli, that is even a nickname for people from there. You can barely tell they are now though it was so long ago. But it is right next to Swansea, wonder if that has a part to play.

what a based game that was, the newcastle fans and players were seething so hard lmao. 1-0 to the arsenal!

>Wan-Bissaka

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cant wait to see the mustafi-luiz partnership la

Good win there after having to put out a weakened team on the road for the very first game of the season.

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Arsenal have won as many games away from home - while keeping a clean sheet as they did for the entirety of the previous Premier League season.

Something like seven, I believe.

Wasn't all that bad. Did nicely with that dive call, I mean, that he moved his leg away and not left it for an idiotic pen.

>tfw dream of English CB pairing isn't dead yet

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We need the young players to step up so we never have to see Mkhitaryan again

fucking hell

the HOLDING CHAMBERS

The norf-souf partnership

Truly elite

they already did. every youngster looked good today

tierney holding chambers and bellerin almost full british backline

This game should prove to Emery that Mkhitaryan needs to never play for Arsenal ever again.

>while keeping a clean sheet
Outscoring > keeping it clean.

I'd be better off seeing Henry Rick "Mick" O'Taryan than any of those two useless darkies.
I'd be best off seeing the forward 3 of Pepe, Ceballos and Obama, with Laca up front.

uber-norf, norf, souf, landan

Bellendo is pretty much a Brit at this point.

He's too /fa/ to even be considered 25% Brit.

Even though he was shot he was still responsible for a lot of our creativity. Willock and Nelson do fuck all

had to bail out at HT, how did martinelli, ceballos and pepe look?

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so did ceballos fuck up many times with retarded flicks and passes?

pepe did fuck all apart from one nice move near our penalty area when the whistle had already gone.

cebollas gave the ball away a lot.

martinelli came on?

>Martinelli
played to little, he's fast and can be a good addition to the team
>Ceballos
kinda bad, in the preseason he looked good but today he was off
>pepe
did nothing

i feel like chelsea are gonna finish above us lads

>meme manager
>all these literally who united and chelsea players

Emery really need to go if he can finish above these two.

they look good

Emery(Özil & Sead) “The club is managing that situation. We want to be available with them. Will they be ready next week? I don’t know.”

Bellerin is actually eligible to play for England now

heh

...

Fuck is going on with these two? They're detained or something? There should be no reason for them to not be available.

Did you even watch the game? Once Pepe and Ceballos came on the team looked 100% more balanced. Don’t speak if you don’t know what your talking about.

You’re*.

Turks are trying to kill them

Literally stalked by anti-erdogan t*rks

remember when arsenal had players such as vieira, pires, ljungberg, bergkamp, lauren, cole, henry haha

And the stadium grounds have security, innit. They'd be the safest staying and playing at the "Emirates".

What is the force doing about it?
>inb4 >british police

yeah, it's wasn't because everyone was tired, it must have been because of erratic plays of ceballos and bad positioning of Pepe

They arrested two outside of erzils house this week

Zouma having a mare

Emery said in his presser that Bellerin expected to be back in a month

amn is legit a better defender

Is the league, dare I say it, in the bag?

No way these shitters can finish above Arsenal

Man U defence has been quite bad in this game

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Would rather have the Scot lad than either of the memes they paid nearly £200m for

He must be hating fun, then, wasting so many situations.

auba hairline is a fuckin disaster worse than gervinho. just shave it off already and embrace being 30

the state of chelsea

Chelsea are the new Arsenal.

Kinda glad manure are winning here because they're worse than chelshit. Chelshit will be a bigger threat for top 4

Everyone's out there scoring 3 goals man wtf

We killed Chelsea :]

Frank's at the wheel.

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kek

I have a massive lump in my scrotum, am I going to die?

You should have two of them, keep feeling around for the second

Its fairly obvious frank was brought in to take the fall. This season was going to be a disaster for chelshit either way

Get it checked lad, may just be a cyst or some shit but get it seen to.

Winning at OT and SB is the key this year. We nearly did both last year so we should really be doing that. Top 4 is actually easier this year, and our team is better.

Are Champions League last 16 knockouts, dare I say it, back?

Unironically did think it was one of my testicles first time I noticed it, it's pretty big

Yeah you're right, will book something in for the week

Either you have small balls, which is a problem in itself, or whatever is there is fucking gargantuan and you better be hitting that hospital, like, right now.

>Are Champions League last 16 knockouts, dare I say it, back
would be based with auba in the CL

>Emery: "We want to start defending with Aubameyang & we want to start attacking with Bernd Leno. We need to create good combinations, good situations, to create chances & after each player has his quality to score, to do the pass, the assist & to do the job defensively."
Where were you when Emery looked at Total Football and said 'is good, but needs goalkeeper too'?

Kek.

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last season i found that what emery says it's completely different than what he does

>You now realise neither Lacazette nor Aubameyang have ever played in the CL for Arsenal

You know, you're not wrong.

>Either you have small balls, which is a problem in itself

get yourself down to London Colney for a trial

Nah i have pretty big testicles definitely above average, just the position the lump is in made me think it was the top of one of them when i first felt it.

NEW

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fuck off

Fuck me United look really good.

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They looked decent against a shambolic Chealshit, I'll give you that.

and we looked poor against a shambolic Newcastle, still early days and all that but still.

new

Two average teams (seriously, if you swapped Arsenal and Newcastle for, say, West Ham and Brighton, I'd not notice a difference) having an early season game, but yeah, I'd love seeing more from >us.
On the other hand, you have a solid team being given 3 goals and scoring fourth after another fuck-up and a fast counter.

Would you nigs kindly fr*ck off.