NEWCASTLE v ARSENAL

Where do you lads buy your clothes?

Fucking dumpster fire

What the actual fuck. Newcastle gonna actually win this
>mkhi
>willock
>nelson
>maitland-shite
>chambers
>xhaka

>Newcastle unironically has a stronger team

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And the Memery begins.

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>all these ligue 1 exports

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ngl this is pretty dissapointing

Is yedlin still injured? Also, Newcastle are going to be relegated without Rafa

>he doesn't remember nouveauchateaux

>the finest n'gubu since 1998

that defence lmao

If you remove Auba, this is relegation tier.

>Is yedlin still injured?
you make this sound like it's a bad thing

How many players will get injured
>Auba and Guendouzi
How many sitters missed
>12
How many yellow/red cards
>3/0
How many mistakes leading to goals
>1
How many meme players will get exposed
>Pepe will be taken out by Jonjo and his epl career will never recover
How many pointless substitutions
>3

No, he's just dropped. He's the third choice right back now.

is that guy's name actually Joe Linton and he's trying to be edgy?

>no pepe
fuck

WTF.........?

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>Joelinton Cassio Apolinário de Lira (born 14 August 1996), known as Joelinton, is a Brazilian professional footballer who plays as a centre forward for English club Newcastle United.

hopefully one auba
hopefully all of them
3
at least 2
pepe will be exposed but he isn't playing today
all 3

oh, so that's him there.

8-2 tier side

BBC Sport has a very bad habit of putting the surnames of players with "nicknames" in the squads

Does anyone actually think arselel have a chance?

>Carroll not in the squad
raging

What if Luiz gets subbed on and we lose 7-1?

sky sports havnt got a box at st james park
they are stood in rain on the pitch lol

c’mon boomerang score sam facking goals

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Joelinton and Longstaff to score

Luiz own goal

Shola is such an uncle tom

get that nog out of my city

I miss Rafa.

>'the atmosphere will be brilliant here today'

Sky straight up lying

based Robbie been on holiday just look at that tan

So what's going on with Ozil and Kolsenac did they piss off some Turkish drug dealers?

boomer mong

at my age you dont get excited very often

So now united didn’t sign Longstaff I’m guessing he’s /elite/?

when will that nig start streaming?

Dummett, Manquillo and Hayden are utterly, utterly terrible
as in they wouldn't be regular starters for championship teams

ask your mum shes an expert on longstaffs

Have you been living under a rock? Dummett and Hayden are really good.

No. My mum is an expert of girthy shafts. Think you have her confused with user’s mum

>dumbett
>good

hes literal league 1 tier

>

united chelsea game has got 0-0 written all over it

Ask any Newcastle fan, he's easily Premier League quality.

this

i am a newcastle fan, are you trolling me?

why is Tierney not on there?

Well, Hayden is.
Dummett's a solid defender but offers nothing going forward

injured

I'm a newcastle fan, my friends are newcastle fans
Paul Dummett is a donkey who's only there because he can play all across the back line, nobody thinks he's good
got a good chant though

caroll is one of the richest english players in the country

Hayden is actually breddy gud senpai

Why the fuck is memery so obsessed with that french twink guendouzi

>arselel
not only do they spend half of their career injured, they also come injured. thats what I call preparation. gotta warm up that physio table

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>struggles to get games for wales
>good

Maybe he has a high Turk potential.

He refused a Wales callup to focus on Newcastle

>tfw >we might actually beat arsenal for a change

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now this is what football is all about

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I have a hunch joelinton will score

FUCKING STATE of that Arsenal team. Brucey’s boys will win.

For me this was a stupid decision. It’s impossible to tell if he’s off there. This will probably be the tightest decision that VAR has for the entire season.

>mate asks to use my laptop to put a bet on
>starts to type in williamhill
>wikifeet pops up
welp

I didn't know the shoulder was a playing body part.

>pic doesn't look like sterling is offside
>var marks it as offside
wtf lads I'm not liking this computer shit

Either you’re for or against VAR
- if you’re for then you have to agree that decisions are made to exact mm
- if you’re against you accept that refs make errors and you live with them

Personally I preferred football pre VAR and I accept referee mistakes even though they make me REEEEE sometimes

>technology will remove the human element from the decisions
>it's just some other mug in a booth instead of the ref

>what are computers?

you can score with your shoulder

It’s any part of the body you can score with legally. You can legally score with anything other than your arms and hands and fingers and fingernails. Oh and thumbs and thumbnails

no

It literally is

of course you can lmao

>has to be measured from the last legal part of the body
>It's where the ball hit Sissoko in the CL final
It's been 2 months and I'm still mad

Not the outer shoulder which is what's pointed at in the pic

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This Arsenal team is dog shit and Newcastle is Newcastle

> Matchups

> Reiss nelson and willock vs Matt Ritchie and manquillo
Who knows who'll win that one, they're all shit.

> joelinton and almiron vs sokratis and chambers
Joelinton will bully chambers and almiron will run round sokrashit

> aubameyang and mkhitaryan vs schar, lascelles and dummett
Schar defensive masterclass incoming

> Hayden, longstaff and shelvey vs xhaka and guendouzi
Newcastle overrun Arsenal

Keepers: Leno is shit, dubravka is ace

Newcastle 2-0. Joelinton brace

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Absolute fucking state of that arsenal lineup holy shit

hexagons are everywhere at the moment

american adverts make me want to rub glass in my eyes

you can score with your shoulder
you can't score with your arm

Is >our meme mulatto Jew Yedlin still playing for Newcastle?

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clownworld

VAR is rubbish bcos me & my m8s have nuffin to talk about in the pub, if u cant talk about ref decisions wot can you talk about!!!! bad decisions are part of the game simple as

dropped
third choice right back now

Where do you live m8

I'll fight you in real life

yes but he is injured as of yesterday. weak mentality getting injured a day before the season starts

Can’t wait to pay £60m for Longstaff next summer instead of £30m this summer x

i agree

What match is better to watch, Lestah Wolves will probably be better, but I'd rather watch Nukie Browns if Steve Bruce wins

Newcastle literally developing him for us. Probably worth the extra £30m

>joelinton
can brazil fucking cut this out? just pick one real name, stop putting two names together and making something that almost is a name. if someone ever introduces themselves to me as gilbertopaul I'm just going to walk away. name one brazilian with a name.

I will be watching neither, I just have match threads open because there are a lot of (You)s to be had
don't really even like football if i'm being honest

the funniest part is, it's literally wrong. he wasn't off.
there was a CLEAR free kick on the last goal though and VAR didn't do anything about that. it's a broken system

THAT FUCKING ARSENAL TEAM

didn't they just spend 500m in the transfer window?

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I agree with the first statement, and neither option is perfect, but personally I see my team get fucked over by "big clubs" more often than not, so prefer VAR removing ref pressure from the situation

Sounds about right.

Tell me why this team won’t finish above Arsenal and Utd this season.

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very, very rare that players get better while at newcastle, we tend to make them worse

ayrton senna

newcastle win

wtf, is that even arsenal

why isn't leicester 4-4-2 or 4-4-1-1?

creedence clearwater

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>4-1-4-1

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Looks proper grim that

>us
Also thanks in advance for the 100m then, that's what he'll be worth in 1-2 years according to inflation

does a human draw those red and blue lines?

>Subs: Martínez, David Luiz, Torreira, Ceballos, Pépé, Martinelli

emery OUT

>HURRR lE LOOK AT TERRIBLE ARSEnAL LINEUP xDDDDD DEY GONNA LOSE COS THEY SHIT LMAOOOOOO
ummm no sweaty. arsenal will win this match easily.

test

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only cos youre playing league one opposition

but WHO in?

are newcastle fans really hitting ashley where it hurts by filling out their stadium again?

arsenals euro fags will not turn up today in the northern weather conditions

>getting this fucking upset

Lads there are far too many urban fellas in football now. Every academy graduate is an urban fella. Most starting XIs are majority urban fellas.

Newcastle & Sunderland fans have nothing else going on in their lives. Sad but true.

why is there a woman on 5 live talking about footballers and football like she's part of it and no-one is even addressing the elephant in the room? sometimes I think political correctness has gone too far

relatable

Lad can you clarify what an urban fella is lad

have sex incel

don't come crying to me when the arse get a big win and start the season like a house on fire. arsenal are back and it's about time the rest of the league acknowledged that

forced equality is bad and they will never realise it

a dark chocolate man

I may be an incel but i'm just saying what everyone's thinking
you know it's wrong to have women talking about football

>listening to the Big British Cuck
There's your problem

so much for the boycott

I bet NukeAsshole wins, Arselel is just such a meme team.

i prefer women to men
men are gross

Because it’s literally shit?

looks fucking damp lads

>fuck you Ashley get out of our club aaahhhh
>*refuse to boycott*

Y’know I like Newcastle but their fans are a bunch of thick bastards.

proper footballing weather

>thanks in advance for the 100m
Yes that Ashley will use to purchase Clare’s Accessories

hope someone breaks their leg

stream pls

i just want to laugh at arsenal

>

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*sneaks up behind your mum while she's doing the washing up and reaches round her waist and gropes her big boobies and she bites her lip while she's scouring the big pan*
take that racists

get our wor club you parasite ashley
*renews season ticket*
*buys replica shirt*

V A R BOYS

xaka captain
jesus christ state of arsenal

here man, support the team not the regime
the shit I hear from some thick cunts in town is mad

>england
>it's raining in august

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predictions

pain

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How can you rate a transfer window before the players have even played a game?

>spain
>it smells like shit in august

lad we have like severe flooding and rolling blackouts

Rain > Sun

yeah it's great weather here but always bad at isles. very bad weather to play

Gayest thing I’ve read today

what did you expect?

DESU I think the fans renewing their season tickets are daft cunts, but I can see why some might do it. For many it's literally the one thing they've got to look forward to every week, even if it is shite quality. So used to the status quo now maybe they can't even imagine something better if ashley was forced to sell sooner
and desu, I know it's pretty much the only thing as fan you can do when you don't go to games and don't buy merch, but as long as nobody is kidding themselves that it would hurt ashley's pocket at all.

>tfw didn't captain Salah
Aubamayaaaaang better turn up senpai

wow there lad calm down. Rain isn't bad, it's just weird to to see rain in august that's all

>no factories or mines anymore
what else is there for them

fifa/football manager stats are an accurate predictor of a players' skills

How much rain do you lads get where you live?

For me, it's 4.2 inches/year.

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We're a tropical country now son

arse fans have the driest seats in the sports direct house

Ljungberg is part of Arsenal coaching staff now?

why are sky showing this shitty match instead of lester v wolves?

xD

Better luck next year.
Never pick an Arsenal player.
You can use you WC if you want.

almarion looks like a ball boy

>Willock is the starting AM for Arsenal already
redpill me on this young British lad

newcastle are proven box office

shame the rain clouds will block their view

lucky, I get 40 inches
t. Appalachia but similar rain as Seattle

no one cares about non big 6 teams

Anyone got a link to a stream?

bet emery didn't understand a single word that bruce said to him.

top bloke steve bruce. I'll fight anyone who doesn't agree.

based

So is it
>Joe Linton
or
>Joel Inton
?

>Arsenal pretty much playing with academy players

Based or cringe?

already sick of football and we haven't even had one full gameweek yet

>VOTE

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what is bloke

Looks 12

t. pasty vampire

>it's not raining and grey skies where he lives right now
you're not getting the full proper premier league experience

he looks like jabba the hutt and used to play for man u
he has few redeeming qualities

same thing as a geezer innit

is joelinton good?

almiron looks like a mong

i would describe it as overcast and blustery in leeds
still got the big window open like, it is summer after all

Basque country where I am not a lot during summer. Autumn and Spring occasionally. Winter even snows here sometimes

rain is based and is the kino weather for footy. will fight anyone who disagrees

the fuck

bloke is slang for a man, a lad

I'm as white as milk bottle with a squaddie tan that is just sun burnt skin from the 10 minutes of sun light I get.

the brazilian benteke

Emery looks miserable out there
light rain yeah agreed

Now it is time for kit reviews.

>Arsenal
Yellow and blue, classic Arsenal away look. Strange to see them in adidas, but it looks good
8/10

>Newcastle
Stripes are too thick, the red number font makes no sense, and it's impossible to read the numbers anyway. It's hard to fuck up black and white stripes, but they managed it
3/10

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youtu.be/V-BzjjGgmFQ

youtu.be/V-BzjjGgmFQ

which is the subreddit with all the streams these days

>foreign object

Racist lad

fuck up septic

footybite.com

lose weight

soccermenow i think
footybite is still working as well (or it was yesterday)

UFO

if you're not in the discord just use footybite

footybite is shit

haha trolled hard I dont even want to watch it

what position is pepe playing?

>premier league placards in charge of not breaking apart

>Metal shards on the pitch
>the dilapidated shed of the Sports Direct Arena

raining bits of metal in newcastle
it's grim up north

>Cockney rhyming slang

That is quite cringe.

pay your tv license

Post weather
>liverpool-based toon fan

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>Mkhi
how has this shitter not been sold

/r/soccermenow
soccerstreams.net/home
soccerstreams.info/
footybite.com/home-page/

didn't watch aftv at all last season, are all of our favourite characters still alive?

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lol arseshit can barely move the ball forward. grim

luckily I was granted Swedish genetics
I tan handsomely
which is why I love the sun

i've paid nearly £1500 to tv licensing in my life and they still won't let me watch football on my telly

thanks

claude is just barely hanging on
DT hasn't changed, completely lost it
Lee Judges can eat a bullet for all I care
Graham is still nice

Who /bigfathead/ here?

haha cuck

have they shown tierney in the stands yet

if you dont see it today you'll see it in december

they have the same problem spurs did yesterday
they had no playmaker between attack and defense like eriksen or in arsenal's case ozil

>i've paid nearly £1500 to tv licensing

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Almost never breaks 80 in August, even at 6 in the morning.

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just watch the women's world cup and the fa cup :^)

come otterspool and i'll straighten you up lad

what are you talking about? we brought you the women's world cup how did you miss it?

why did you pay anything
you do know you don't even have to let the TV licensing dude in if you don't want to

I have a feeling that a turk gang murdered his family or something.

He does less than Wilshere and Oxlade-Chamberlain.

sancho plays for arsenal now?

>having to pay a TV license fee

This is why we won't give up our guns.

i've never even received a strongly-worded letter from them
just feels wrong to steal telly

MAI BRUDDA WHEN WE BRrING ON IWOBI, WE WILL START TO SCORE AGAIN I GUARANTEE IT

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Pretty grim tbqhwu

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warm in the desert

no, that's his best friend Reiss Nelson

what kind of stupid hillbilly name is john joe

not jonjo

really? is that why? is that the reason?

On the one hand he plays well, on the other hand wack probably drinks alcohol every day, so he is an alcoholic and fucking hypocrite. One likes to drink, another to smoke and another like mkhitarian to eat a mere powder. Fuck

it's jonjo

>just feels wrong to steal telly
lmao why
the stuff they put on telly is fucking miserable
they should be paying me to watch BBC programming it's that dire

proper brexit name

Don't you yanks have to pay for "cable" TV? And your ads are pretty horrific

your average allsvenskan game has better passing quality than this

Nice protest there, stupids

dumb cygan looking CUNT

Guendouzi starts to annoy me with his finger pointing while he is in shit positions to support the build up from defense.

i'm sick and bloody tired of paying £12.73 a month to watch television
i think i'll go shoot up a school

pikey name

Thing is who would you shoot about this?

Boring.

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imagine supporting a shit team like newcastle

WTF Arse?
This is not friendlies anymore.

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thats even worse. he's english well. expected him to be serbian or something. he even looks it

well this game is boring, guess I will masturbate

Fuck Kalechi

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Inshallah brother

Do you even have spoons?

refuse to feel sorry for a premier league club
try supporting bury or bristol rovers you spoilt wankers

Need a photo of smug Ashley for the empty stadium

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I paid a couple years as part of a shared student house, then I sacked that off once I left uni. The dirge the BBC produces is not worth financing, and BBC news is biased as fuck too, fuck having to pay for shit you don't want

That famous Geordie passion for their football club.

he makes me so angry
i want to shoot him

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who still even has a telly yet alone pays the tax or god forbid a satellite package? boomers are the worst

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do both at the same time, i do it all the time

look at that DISGUSTING interracial black male/white female couple
kikes have done a number on newcastle supporters

Is that the one black guy in newcastle?

Why are they playing at the Emptyhad?

shut the fuck up about the tv licence
every game thread with a top club is ruined by you fucking customers posting off topic shit

nice pass fucking retard

Do you even have running water?

no kolasinac or tierney
bellerin isn't available

Who in the squad should be playing instead of these 6 if fit? Pepe and TheCassette I'm assuming

you'll understand when you have a living space with multiple rooms and aren't confined to your bedroom.

what do you watch footy on? what do you do if a girl comes round and you want to watch a film?

someone will slip in the second half leading to a goal, digits confirm

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>first match of the season

a man needs source

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>all those incels sitting alone

what do geordies actually do when you're not watching footy? are there jobs up there or do you just live off the land

Yea retard. I have private house with a well. Do you?

Who /hungover/ here?

Billy Joe, Billy Bob, or Jim Bob would be a hillbilly name. John Joe not so much.

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lads what the fuck happened to buffstream? where is that cunt these days

Based IPTV providing me with 4K stream

Stay blessed you cunts paying Sky

TV watchers are scum. Legit haven't used a TV since I was a kid. Computers have everything and more

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Tfw Nelson an Willock have been unironically better than Auba and Mikhi so far

why would he shoot up a weatherspoons

Cute girl

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yeah you're right let's talk about all the intense match action
>...

>no tierney
Why?

I know Kola & Ozil almost got assassinated.

who is this Joe Linton bloke
sounds like they signed him from league two

Mustafi!

Ere lads I was thinking about this
yeah we don't have guns, but we have plenty of young white lads (outside london). So what's to stop them, instead of shooting up a school, "knifing up" a school? You could do some pretty severe damage before you were stopped probably. Is it something about americans that makes them want to murder or is it just the guns?

just work down the pit, then off to the pub with the lads before going back to my 2 bedroom ground floor flat

Gary Lineker, obviously.

Haha wog

can someone make me feel better and tell me jonjo's parents were foreign. he doesn't look british at all and his name is proper weird

why is the crystal maze host playing for newcastle

Sorry lad just /hung/

they just drink broon all day and walk around topless

How much you paying lad. Genuinely curious

ERA

So glad football is back in my hour of need.
For me it’s the father son in the top left

>divecastle

goddamn diving foreigners

VAR

>el para(gay)ano

that was a bad dive lol

>diving
>in the VAR age

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Stone wall peno

Buy a nice TV so you can watch your HD pirated films and streams on it, obviously

easy to run away from someone on a knifing spree, you'd only get a handful before you lose the element of surprise and everyone get's out of stab range.

Imagine diving when there's VAR, embarrassing.

ERA

cheating spic

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>vote

Miki accidentally played well for a second there

nice taste in women, guys

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if you dive you should be suspended for the rest of the season simple as

Diving in the first 20mins of the first game

>dark arts

Racist lad

paying for illegal streams
high iq move lad

I've been out of the soccer loop for a while

Is Arsenal a big club?

Did they?

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that's a plank

Don't do drugs, kids.

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Yea Forumsrsenal

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Learnt that in the mls

arsenal look so bad

>20 minutes in against a team that's practically already relegated
>Still 0-0
>0 shots

Arselel are pathetic.

>diving

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No.

HE WHO MUST NOT SCORE

arsenal are getting humped here

Take your girl and eat at the lake something, take advantage of the weather and not from the morning you sit and wind up to prove to everyone how much auba is worse than fucking nelson. The fuck, your ass is itching? In his time he is successful and fuck with the wilcock and nelson and comparing this. oh just don't forget that we all fucking care nothing about you, you maniac one.

we want pepe!

No trannies in this thread PLS

4th biggest in all the isle I reckon, lad

they are the loveable underdogs that are still somewhat competitive to the real title contenders

>struggling against relegationcastle

Miki looks like Ross from Friends. No one has noticed this before me.

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guaranteed replies

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arsenal on the backfoot

>pepe wondering why he joined that club

fuck off faggot

I though Pepe was black

why are arsenal playing their C team?

ok.

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>arsenal
>loveable underdogs
>somewhat competitive
lolwut

What do you call this haircut?

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I just wanted to see Pepe play.

nose hook natalie best natalie

So this is the power of """Super""" Sunday...

the chad

can see where americans are coming from when they say football is boring

>wanting to see niggers

>miki

the chicano

Elliot Rodger core

JUST

based Mkhi

Uh sweaty this is their best line up

The protesting lesbian.

>MICKY TARIAN

MSHITAREYOUMAN

the special needs

0-1 arse win from a penalty incoming

Looks like the cunt from the "Goal" films

Are Armenians white?

LOL

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>miki

JUST

what the fuck was that lmao

kek

will man u vs chelsea make up for this shitfest?

The A team is busy fighting Turk gang wars

he's got a calf injury i think

miki...

NAH BRUV
*smack lips*
DAT KIT IS PENG
*easts some wings*
FUCKING DEFENCE IS SHIT
*kisses teeth*

10 quid down the street

>Mkhitaryan
talent fading like that hairline desu

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the fucking state of that hairline on Mkhitaryan

>Mick O'Taryan

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God no
Battle of the out of their depth managers

holy shit mhkitaryan why are you even here jesus CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIISt

looks like a dick

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lmao

looks painted

god those films were so shit

It’s called a Cesar Salad

so that should make it entertaining right?

i've just realised something really funny about the first syllable of arsenal. would you like to hear it?

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Looks like Arse are also protesting by not providing a defence

Micky T and Sanchez truly was an awful swap deal for everyone.

is jolinton brazilian?

>Joel Inton

Great shit Reiss Nelson

>arsenal's defense

Wtf sp
You told me Newcastle wad relegation-tier
They are destroying Arse

>that thin patch on Guendouzi's head

Only ten years till he looks like this

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no he's english
his name is joe linton and he's from doncaster

Why do Arsenal insist on playing from the back? They simply lack the ability to do it

Nice try from JOE LINTON

It sorta sounds like "ass". Not sure what else there could be.

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WE WANT PEPE

no-one said arsenal werent also relegation tier

No he's a Pokemon

>you will never be paid as much as them to be as inept at your job as they are

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Arsenal is the best team in the premier league and no one will beat them for a long time and certainly not some medium tier team

Nobody upfront can catch long passes since Giroud is gone.

They are both as bad but sanchez is twice as expensive

>tfw you're arsenal's most expensive signing and you can only make the bench

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nah hes a propa brexit lad

It's Jo Elington m8

Arsenal playing like SHIT desu

>L'Arse

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Joelindon't

good work not strengthening that back line arselel

>its an Arse away episode

Arsenal are toss. They're Newcastle with a good forward line.

I thought that ape was fast?

what do you mean? they bought david luiz

but they bought a permacrock from a sunny SPL and a defender from chelsea who has never been known for his good defending

>sit on your arse doing shit all and getting paid

That’s the dream lad

Member Sanogo?

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Anything happening in the midul derby?

I can't fucking wait for a Mustafi/Luiz partnership

They bought David Luiz, what more do you want?

cant wait too watch maguire today lads

Absolutely slapstick

>tfw bradders is an arsenal fan

do you say NUUUUU-castle for NYUH-cassssle?

>no booking
nice refball

iktf

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can't wait to watch him lose possession and give away a goal

>pulls willock down
>no yellow

REFBALL

for the comedy you mean

Jo Elinton
Joe Linton
Joel Inton

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cant wait to see him getting manhandled by based giroud

learn some grammar you dribbling simpleton

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

these two teams can't pass

why are they not starting the winger they paid 70 million for?
seems a bit retarded from an outside perspective ngl

for me it's joe linton

he's shit

who exactly is supposed to be the good team in this matchup? because good lord is this boring

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The thread is completely dead, otherwise I would have switched games by now

it's J
Oelinton

this really is desperate stuff
I do admire the audacity of the prem to advertise itself as the best league in the world when 80% of the matches are like this

Redpill me on Chambers.

joelin ton

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BIG JOE

MOST

EXCITING

LEAGUE

IN

THE

WORLD

LA

Emery i wish you fucking respect for previous team tactics and projects, although today I do not like the path you have chosen. Remember, if the money goes out or a problem arises, just fuck pepe and aubameyang and get this fucking coutinho, profit guaranteed.

Have a nice day

>it's another """""""""""""super"""""""""""""" sunday

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i'm tired

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THAT FUCKING CORNER

why couldn't emery sign lo celso seeing as he managed him at PSG?

What do you know that doesn't?

PL is fucking shite.

The fact that this match is so dull just means that Man U-Chelsea will be great, r-right?

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why do geordies love guys called joe

I’m not paying lad

People share premium m3u out there

Unofficial thread moderator here. If you aren't going to post something constructive to the thread then don't post at all.

Refuses to wear number 36 therefore is a cunt

lo celso wanted CL football

WHO THE FUCK IS PEPE?

They are barely moving because of the rain, right?

foot injury

top 8 arsenal

Joelitno N

that will be the worst game of the whole weekend. 0-0 guaranteed, and not even a good 0-0

YA FORGOT THE BALL YA WAYNEKERRRR

Feel as bad watching this than when there were no more crisps in the packet

started against bayern during the banter era

where is daniel ceballos?

Fuck you faggot larper

Redpill me on why refusing to wear 36 makes someone a cunt.

That bald guy who used to play for Real Madrid

reported for impersonating Yea Forums staff and being filthy english scum

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>wahey football's finally back!
>it's shite
I forgot

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new

Are you lads ready for this?

Ready?

Premier Shite

>these passes

new

super sunday™

>tfw you reach in the can and there are no more pringles left

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Mikey T Aryan. proper brexit bloke

>36 chambers

He's on the bench.

youtube.com/watch?v=9DTZDmEGzi8

sake lads

I say new-castle.

Fucking retard

the fuck is that breh