Match anticipation thread

Did Lampard tell Chelsea to want it more as well?

Ole 'at the wheel' Solsndjfhsker on Lukaku leaving and replacing him

>Solskjaer said: “Of course Rom has a good record and statistically he’s one of the top number nines around when you want to play with that kind of striker, a target man,”

>“But I’m very confident that we’ll get goals from Martial and Rashford. Dan James will create and Jesse Lingard will get more.

>“It was time now for Rom to go because I think we got a good deal, he’s happy, so I think both parties ended that deal as it should be.

>“Rom was injured for a while this pre-season and didn’t participate, so I just hope for him he’ll get a good start at Inter Milan.”

>As well as a tactical change that could benefit United, the Norwegian manager also thinks that Lukaku’s absence will give more chances to 17-year-old striker Mason Greenwood

>“Towards the end of last season we didn’t score a lot of goals and Mason Greenwood’s pathway would have been a lot more difficult if we had another forward there.

>“I believe Mason is going to be playing and involved a lot and when he is he’s going to score goals.”

You guys ready for some USA spamming when Pulisic scores the winner?

Man United fan blog auteur's prediction of how the game will go:

>United playChelseathis weekend where they will lose 2-0, before going on to lose in their next match against Wolves.

Chelsea blog writer also predicts loss:

>Anything could happen here. Chelsea’s vulnerability in central defence could be the decisive factor. 3-2 United.

Both sets of fans are pessimistic ahead of the clash

Lads... Read my quotes pls

I miss Sarri, but at least we in full youth without care to winning the league.

Greenwood to nab the winner off the bench

>world class players between 2 teams: pogba, kante
how did they manage to fall so low

>both sides: "no we're the shittest this season"
Kek

eh...you're welcome

EPL is just shit

A woman and transfer bans along with managers being ignored in transfers.

>Pogba
>World class

>already won yesterday
>le wheel man vs le solved football man
>get to sit back and laugh at these two clownshow clubs and see their plastic fans seethe
>neither will get top 4

LIFE IS FUCKING GOOD LADS, WHOEVER LOSES Yea Forums WINS

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it'll be funnier when arsenal slip to newcastle

The definitive norf vs souf matchup
except for the united fans in the souf i guess

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streamable.com/ngrvg

this lmao

I think I'll miss too much of the game messing around with streams, gonna be forced to watch it up the pub guys.

0-0

livetv.ru

I hope he has a good game to shut up the shitposters/europoors here who badly want him to fail just because he's American.

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Websites been blocked by a court order unfortunately. But thank you anyway.

Fugg... Is this with most streaming sites? Ever tried shit like hola unblocker or sth?

Lads, am a chelseafag, but why are pulishit's neck and head so disproportionately bigger than the rest of his body?

Chelsea don't on the basis fucking need him to perform as no hazard

Post your lineup predictions lads
>Kante not match fit otherwise he would slot in for lil Jorge
>Barkley in for Mount since Barkley has more experience
>Pulisic is actually a decent defensively minded winger so he can stay back to defend and press while Willian bombs forward. And if Willian doesn't play and Pedro does, Pulisic can go forward to make the runs behind the lines
>I actually believe in Tammy and think Giroo is better off the bench.

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c-can we do the 'one of our own' chant?

Vegas has United as heavy favorites.

He's going through a growth spurt. He used to be a manlet just a few years ago and now he's 5'10ish now.

>Vegas betting
No one cares. Only the major brit bookies have the most reliable odds for these games like Bet365 or Bookmaker

What do they have it as?

that is such a mid table team lmao

Kante Jorge is the best midfield duo for Chelsea
Kante Kovacic is more press resistant but lacks passing
Jorge's passing ability shouldn't be underestimated just because Sarri told him to make short simple passes last season

cope

>tfw this is the price for youth

I actually think Jorginho is a great midfielder only that he was held back by Sarri's autistic retardation in thinking he can play Italian football in the Prem.

this is such an average squad with one or two top players but Manure have an even worse dogshit squad with less proven youth that I actually think Chelsea can pull an upset. That and Lamps is unironically a better manager than Olyes

i mean it wouldn't be that much of an upset
both of these clubs are going to be scrapping for fifth

under 1.5 goals @3.25

Once CHO and Kanteh return, they will play a lot better. Only problem is that they have pathetic striker depth and have to rely on Abraham not being an efl championship babby or Giroud being Giroud. So Pulisic or Willian will have to step up and score more often

>mfw here it's 1.90

0 - 0 draw. Lamps won't want to lose this and Ole won't want to lose to Lamps.

United as heavy favorites

Will Chelsea finish Top 6 lads?

>be Pulisic
>the best player in the USMNT
>US soccer management is incompentent
>the rest of your national squad is above average to shit
>at least 80% of the male population gives zero fucks about soccer
>only people that follow soccer are tryhad leftist Euroboos
>lose to Mexico in Gold Cup
>hear your female counterparts scream "muh equal pay!" even though you don't get paid a salary for playing for the national team and risk injury
I legitimately hope he does well.

Will United finish Top 6 lads?

Yes. From the bottom

Fat Frank

Yes. From the bottom

> Attacking football, defensive football, it’s all the same
Hate to break it to you Franky. It’s literally not.

Chelsea are a bunch of racists from Surrey

Man United are a bunch of plastics from Surrey

Fuck both of them

He quickly ascended to King of manlets

rudiger has been injured and lamps said this game might come too soon for him. expect christensen will start instead
same for willian so i think pedro will start
also once kante is back i think we can afford to play alonso to give us a bit more attacking threat against weaker teams

Lads. How do you make the flags show when phone posting?

Who is David de Gea

Stop using the shit clover app

based

This team is fucking fire awful

have sex

He's saying that you need to have high off-the-ball work rate in both cases

>reading

wait till you see man u's

Well it worked enough.

3/4th

Using chrome

>using the phone

I hope you at the fucking game m8

Ole will be gone by January.

Then the decline will be in full swing.

You think Lampard understands that much

Thought he had 500 IQ

de gay>>>kepa
>zouma>smalling
>rudiger>maguire
awb>azpi
shaw=alonso
>kante>>>fred
pogba>>kovacic
>barkley>>mctominay
martial>pulisic
>willian>>lingard
rashford>>giroud
ole>lampard

i think united will win and theyre at home despite it being a library

That’s why I’m using my phone lad. I’m on the train to Manchester

Lindelof will play tho
Rudiger injured

>Man United are a bunch of plastics from Surrey

Yeah and so are Liverpool

Man City are get called plastics but apart from 8 year olds pretty much all of them are actually from Manchester (for now).

why do united always bring up liverpoo when other fans shit on them? more than just scousers hate you guys

I don’t support man united I just really hate Liverpool and assumed you were one.

All I know is that this will be a slaughter. The question is who is going to get slaughtered? A have a feeling Chelsea and their youngsters will dab hard on Ole

If Utd lose, Maguires transfer fee gets reset to zero.

How high will your IQ have to be to understand this match?

feel like Chelsea are in much better form considering their preseason was good

It will end 0-0

>Chelsea went from Drogba and Lamps who scored 20 a season regularly to Abraham, Girpoo and Barkley
>United went from Tevez, Rooney and Ronaldo to Marshital, BOSSman and Trashford
Where did it go so wrong for these two?

>just be good lol

Greatest manager of his generation

Literally manager sackings. Top teams rn have had long term managers

2-2, Pogba (pen), Martial, Pulisic and Willian

I thinnk you’ll find it’s the other way around

United literally won all their pre season games and aside from the Milan game played really well
>preseason

>
>>Man United are a bunch of plastics
> from Surrey
>
> Yeah and so are Liverpool
>
> Man City are get called plastics
> but apart from 8 year olds pretty
> much all of them are actually
> from Manchester (for now).
>the Dutch city fag keeps posting
>they're all from Manchester!

Eat shit and die Noel oasis is shit

post United squad lads\

GK Pogba
DF Smalling Maguire Baily
MD Tominay Sanchez Lingard Martial
FW Cole Yorke Solsjaker

but he sang wonderwall

Dubs and Rashford scores a penalty and a Free kick

Redpill me on Surrey

Eat shit and die Lewis Capaldi

If you have an IQ above 70 you’re surely betting this game ending 0-0 considering the lack of strikers on either team

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The border towns to are shit, grey, retail parks

Croydon is stab city

The rest is really nice, but house prices are on average £3 million.

So it’s Long Island?

>posts irrelevant line up

mourinho on sky sports today

is it true that Lingard fucked a pillow?

who hasn't fucked a pillow?

based or cringe?

*stops him*

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based if hes on with the right people
cringe if hes sat next to souness

--------------Martial-----------------
James----Lingard----Rashford-
-------Pogba------McTominay----
Shaw--Maguire--Lindelof--AWB
---------------De Gea----------------

Wins 3-1

>james
kek

KEK

Hello where do I get streams now that leddit is dead. thank you in advance

>James

is twice as fast as Chelshit defenders
is United new cutie marketable man
is going to set up 2 goals

reddit.com/r/soccermenow/

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footybite

a fucking leaf

*gets BTFO by Paul Merson*

You know it's gonna be a boring 0-0

if you haven't bet 0-0 you are a moron
9/1 odds

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in ere

James probably won’t play I don’t think. Reckon it’ll be either mata at #10 or dalot will play right and Martial left.
Rashford is confirmed CF this season as per Ole

Hmm

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>every single day
How many hours per day do you spend seething over United?

EUROPA LEAGUE QUALIFYING SIX-POINTER

lol James is with United now?
When did that happen

*Moves like an oil tanker*

The CHAD of boats

what is there to seeth about, they ain't winning much

How much is that? Our odds are like 3.5 which is still pretty good

>boat meme

I miss the AAF lads.

is that for just the draw, or a 0-0 draw

BASED MOU IS BACK

Promised 2013 to defend Chelsea and fucker is doing it. Cant wait for him to insult Carragher for talking shit.

based was coming in here for junkie gambling advice. yurojog fills the mornings nicely for this

This guy who posts the de gay contract thing daily is clearly seething

Pulisic "The American Messi" will score a fooking hattrick

Oh no no no

His rivalry with Pukki will be the Matthews-Laine of the Premier League.

Has he said anything interesting yet?

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Just draw, oof

>couldn't find good stream for Lesta - Wolves
>worried it's going to be the same with this game too
FUCK lads, please tell me it's going to be ok

0-0 gives x9.5 back on investment

So if you bet 10 and win you get back 95

Fix your notifications kamilska chuka

sdfgdf.xyz/live/2794/leicester-city-vs-wolverhampton-wanderers/
Got you covered user, just give me some good Bulgarian holiday destinations in return

Yes. Seething.

What is wrong with them bruh

I'll check it out thanks friend I can sell you some sunglasses cheap if u come ;)
Will this link work for united - chelsea too

Probably that site also has Arse-Newcs, and I used it for Villa Spurs so you can probably find it somewhere there

MANURE

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CHELSHIT

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>pulishit benched

oh no no no

Holy fuck that chelsea line up ..
Well at least there will be memes this season

>Pulisic not starting

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Two extremely average sides.

Relegation battle to start the season. Good shit.

WISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIME

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>Pulisic on the bench

youtube.com/watch?v=KdpKEs_dMHc

Unironically think one of these sides could finish the season in the bottom half Jesus Christ.

Even if you combined the best xi from both these teams they would lose 4-0 to city

>£60m benchwarmer
*laughs in fake cheese*

>starting JLingz ahead of Mata

Absolute joke of a manager.

...

>Captain America benched for another run-of-the-mill English teenager

you love to see it

>Scholes, Carrick, Hargreaves, Ronaldo

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>drogba

Oh what a time to see the forward line

state of these rankings

based lamps shitting on americans yet again

I put Phil Jones in my fantasy team as a joke
Shit

This attack is dreadful. Are any of those english players even good?

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>thinking they bought him to improve the squad rather than serve as an advertisement

>4-0 to city
Think we’re past that point. City could crush either of them 7-0 if they had the motivation to.

Keep buying Pulisic jerseys americans!

>burger tv hyping the shit out of this because of pulisic
>not in the line up

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Lamps won't make it past January desu

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Why ism't Kante playing?

and the next manager won't rate Pulisic either

Amerisharts sperging on twitter RN.

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Match thread

>That pleb user I was ripping for putting Kante and Alonso in his FPL on Friday lmao

This has to be the biggest derby of washed up has beens ever

Reminder that Frank managed to beat Man Utd with this side last season
Chelsea will be fine

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Are you not a chelseafag to know that answer?

nah I'm a Dortmund shareholder and only a casual PL follower so I'm not up-to-date with every new player.

>He used to be a manlet
>he's 5'10ish now

He's still a manlet.

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in here lads, the banter club derby is on