Heem

Holy shit. She is beautiful. Good at fighting. Smart(PhD, speaks spanish, english and russian)

/ourgirl/ btw

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You are gifted a title shot and that’s the performance you put up? Fuck you Carmouche.

picks

carmouche flushed andrade

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Some solid race wars on this card.
Gonna be good

i finally did it bros... i finally am not a cazzie

Post Brapentinas

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source on PHD part

A statement and a request

>Perry got robbed

>Post memes of Perry's new nose

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So fucking pumped to see Shevchenko-Chookagian next!

>Beautiful

Only if u like butter

Im literally fapping to her and your post

I can't believe this shit man I JUSTed myself for this card I'm going to get less than 2 hours sleep wtf have I done

I think it's time to stop catching cards live.

>lemme tell ya sumthin erneh

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which thread is it lads

Fuck shev has the peachiest job in sports if she stays at 125. Literally nothing but cans.

Joanna is the only person with a hope

Perry won the story

This one was first plus Anderson>Asscan

Tuned in for a fight that was more entertaining than any fight on the card tonight

>Joanna is the only person with a hope

she flushed her for like the 10th time already, there's literally no one to beat her boring ass there

Based Brapentina

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r u dum?

Perry-Pukegay wasnt even good. Just a ton of blood

>joanna with new tits
yeah nah she's flushed and ready to move on m8.

It was one of the few good women fights ever.

>ywn get to spank Brapentinas bunda with your foot

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Shev should be stripped for the worst title fight of all time

LOOK AT HOW THEY ROBBED MY BOY

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*wins the fight, the story, and your heart*

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oof

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I'm in love >3

I just want to be her foot slave bros

Val's ankle tat really triggers my peepee for some reason

you asked for this

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nigga got the artie special
sacrificed his nose for the story

by merit of twood vs wonderboy not being 10/10 qt val both of their fights are the worst title fights in history.

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Piss fartpoop

Diarrhea shitchenkpoo

She’s cute enough to fap to

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I bet her armpits taste like garlic. I love garlic

cant believe she unironically won a fight in the UFC

Polyana is a turbo can

Fuck Liz Carmouche for putting on the worst title fight performance in history. Made no attempt to win or even damage her opponent.

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Why in the fuck was Carmouche literally just punching air? Not even feinting, just full extension shadowboxing. Was she expecting Valentina to run in and knock herself out? For how much fighters like to play pretend tough guys, they sure are huge pussies sometimes.

Americans ruin this sport for me, they're unironically everywhere crying about a close fight with Luque doing more damage being a robbery. They do it everytime an American loses a decision. Till outstruck Wonderboy every round but one and dropped him, oh huge robbery. Look at this idiot.

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BECAUSE CARMOUSE HAS EVOLVED OVER THE LAST 9 YEARS WHILE BRAPENTINA HAS REMAINED THE SAME!

I would huff a fart out of her

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Yeah ummmm, no. but okay sweary mcreary whatever you say

How is Brapentina so cute bros?

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Volkan x Jones book it now

Can you fuck off you annoying cumbrain spammer retard? Nobody cares about this ugly cunt you simp.

fucking robbery fuck S america and their subhuman crowds and judges

i'm not even into farts and such but I'd do it as well

>Le choked out by Smif man
Oh for sure huge munster

volkan wins all rematches

How were the fights tonight? Was the platinum decision a good fight?

Till beat Wonderboy fair and square, I wasnt shouting robbery after that one like that tool Chiesa.

This one was a robbery. Perrys standup was better and he was the aggressor most of the fight. He did enough to win for sure.

pretty sure Valentina didn't get punched a single time in the face tonight

>le got the rigged decision against a guy with no legs the first time he didn't pop for roids man

Damage is irrelevant if you can't actually finish your opponent

Based

I'm working tonight and I worked during last week's card. In fact this is my 9th night in a row on the payroll. I regret nothing.

What did he do? Throw wild hooks at Loque's arms? He got his face rearranged. The fact he decided to try and wrestlefuck in round 3 tells you all you need to know.

Brapentina is unequivocally /ourgirl/

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BASED

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You're demented

>you will never be brapnetized by val

twitter.com/ConOfCombat/status/1160327184663425024

I find black men humorous

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27 days until diarrehabib gets a fat saudi sheikh style shit taken down his throat by dubtstin poopier

I had lots of money on Thompson and Toilet Till rightfully won that fight. It came down to the last round and Stephen got dropped. I dont get how anyone cries about fights like these being robberies.

literally half of the chick's coaches do this

>Better
A few hail Mary's that was completely blocked by Luques guard, Luque was using his elbow to block the jabs and straights as well. Took round 1 by opening up Perry's face with much cleaner strikes coming around the guard. Round 2 was close, Perry panic wrestled and got some control against the cage for about a minute. Round 3 was clear for Luque, began walking Perry down, even on strikes until Luque shattered Perry's nose and had a submission attempt. Perry accidentally tapped Luques arm as well but the Americans are ignoring it even though Jessica phantom tapped making Rose loosing the grip hence why she got knocked out.

Perry's bitch thicker than a bowl of oatmeal

Where did this slew of awful posters come from? Did you all get banned from reddit or sherdog and come here?

>not even an hour after the fights
>heem completely dead
Dana....

Shev vs Carmouche was one of the best fights I've ever seen. Back and forth technical masterpiece. Sexist shills are already trying to push a false narrative it was a bad fight. In reality it was a instant classic

Lol @ losers crying about a card in uruguay being bad.

Bunch of morons on heem these days

looking forward to UFC 241

honestly what was Valentina afraid of? being ko'd? lmfao, she always fights like this and idk why, it's literally like she doesn't want to finish the fight

Nate vs Pettis tho heem

Who are you picking and how??

youtube.com/watch?v=6sx3YvcXRpc

it was a TECHNICAL fight.
brainlets just don't UNDERSTAND
I read about philosophers on wikipedia and parrot their views verbatim to sound smarter than I really am

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I put $70 on Shevchenko, Luque, and Latifi to win, and they gave me the money anyways despite Oezdemir winning.

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you can filter my flag and hide the posts that hurt your feelings kid

Pettis, Nate is a can

Shes a panic fighter always trying to play it safe and this is why she'll never beat Amanda

Shev would get heemed by Rose or Andrade

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>Implying I'm the only one who likes Brapentina
Cazzie

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pettshit via tko

Think Pettis finishes him? If Nate loses does Nick come out of retirement?
Do we know if Nick with be cornering Nate? Fuck man shit's gonna be going DOWN in the honda center next week.

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Nate Diaz is a bum but he would destroy Khabib. Just look at how Khabib did against Tibau

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They'll take it back

People get Swiss and Swedes mixed up all the time. Doesn't help they are both bald and look the same.

From my cold dead hands, faggot.

nate and nick both have too high of cardio to get ko'd. pettis wins by decision

Both of them are midgets compared to Brapentina

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>ywn experience love this pure
heem me up

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>val will never step on your dick

perry won he was robbed
it's a disgrace

i think Pettis wins by decision, about Nick, the only fight that i want to see from him is against Masvidal, i'm still mad that shit didn't happened

who would win heem

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Nate 29-28. Too long and durable for Pettis. Pettis needs to wrestle like RDA did and I just don't see it, if he tries to just kick he'll get lit up. All the Diaz fanboys will pretend it's domination like when he edged a boxing match against a featherweight.

Might hire someone to heem me soon. Anyone have experience doing this?

If you can withdraw it do it now.

Man, Perry has the best moves.
I'm proud to say I boyed him before anyone else did.

auschwitz survivor mode Conor flushes jacked white boi Lesnar in the 2nd round by the left hand of death

bro RDA wrestlefucked Nate lol

>Androgynous
There's nothing I'd love more than to see that gross little boy get absolutely lit up by Shev

Obviously Conor. Bork is big, but he's not three times Conor's size like Nate was.

Real Americans like me support Colby. Not this ugly can

That was the worst card I’ve ever seen tonight. Why did UFC get so shit after Conor left?

>Heems your heart

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I'm gonna be mad from now until mike perry's next fight

>There's nothing I'd love more than to see that gross little boy get absolutely lit up by Shev
Why, because you were so enamored with Pat Barry and Rose's pedo relationship?

Based and Brapentinapilled

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this is what happens when it literally does not matter if people watch.

Conor IS mma

what's up with this tuga spamming the thread, did the dernposter change proxy and waifu now

Valentina isn't that good, Nunes exposed her twice

>That was the worst card I’ve ever seen tonight.

nah there were cards way worse than this one in this year only

Where are you? Where the fuck are you, you little pussy? Did you think I'd forget about it? Huh? Show yourself right now. Bitch. Right fucking now.

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want to suck val toes

based

Oh shit!

based

Will Perry ever fight again?

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probably but his nose is eternally heemed now just like Rory's, it'll be quite easier to break it from now on

nunes lost twice

I think he has more to worry about with his skanky cali trash gf

Not according to the judges and most the fans. Nunes is the goat

of course he will he will kill luque the can next time they are re-matching to make up for the robbery

He gets his nose busted up every fight, blocking punches with his face is an essential part of his fighting style.

This is what happens when you hate on based colby:
youtube.com/watch?v=rPOvhPCJNbA

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>you now remember when Latifi was asking for a Cormier fight

Thats enough out of you bean breathe

240 and the espn 5 card were worse tbqh. At least we got to see Mike "Smush Nose" Perry slip out of a submission using his own blood. If you can't appreciate that you're a cazzie. He lost the fight, but won story of the fight. Oezdemir's fight was fun too.

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>you now remember Demetrious "Mighty Mouse" Johnson

Perry would have won if this card was in the USA. Corrupt judges are ruining this sport

Brapentina was robbed in the rematch and Brapentina isn't a cutbabby like fat ass Nunes who's bigger than Cyborg.

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>breathe
Hilariously enough, the Mexican is more literate than you are.

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>loses a pint of blood and gets his nose caved in
Fer shure B, Perry totally won that fight

idk why but this pic made me laugh

Andrade is so based

Only redditors thought Perry lost

Mike Perry is a handsome bastard, too bad about his nose

just took a yuge Liz Carmouche lads

he should trim his beard, he was a better fighter back then

"Girlrilla" won the story of the fight

I just took a fat Shev

clogged your amanda nunes i'd imagine.

Fer shure B, anyone who disagrees must be from reddit

Till always opens wide and accepts my big dump

I drank 12 beers last night and ate a pizza and grilled sausages. Gonna take a big Schaub soon.

Is he ok?

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Any good heems at bare knuckle?

gunna be a soupy one my guy

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Perry confirmed to have a higher IQ than Cowboy Cerrone

it's literally impossible for 241 to suck

why did a handsome woman like andrade marry that uggo?

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How did rodolfo vieira look, boys? I saw he won but submission, but did he look good? Did he win the story of the fight?

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I dont feel like waiting a whole week only to get let down by another shit fightcard

Finna bouts permaheem myself lads

BKFC 7 was entirely a FREE event on Youtube.

Bro, find a new joy in life. UFC has gone to shit. The talent pool is not big enough for this 'weekly cards' meme they're trying.

They need to do something big, like 50k bonus for any submission or knock out. Tired of watching gay little sparring matches.

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gassed way too quickly and not quite good standup game, still took down the polish guy and had some good ground and pound moments till he found the triangle, i'd say 6/10, needs to improve his cardio and boxing ASAP

dc will smash stipe if that's what you're worried about
i hate that fat can but stipe is trash and can't speak

Thanks for the quick rundown, m8.

There was a pretty fucking good card and best female fight in a long time.

Stipe *was* a very good heavyweight, he's just flushed now.

same reason a lot of guys end up with fat wives; they are with them when they're at the peak acceptability of chubbiness and think oh yeah this is based my wife is perfect nothing can go wrong then BAM she's obese and disgusting just like that. i dont think andrade's lady was always that yuge and ugly. a little big but not a blob, know tawlmbout?

this is the story of 95% of military marriages

UFC 241 will remain intact, live up to the hype and deliver memes

241 is next week. The co-co-main would have main evented any of the last three shit tier cards. Just don't watch the shitty cards. The ufc has shit cards to keep espn happy, but they still have great cards like 235, 236, 238, 239, and almost certainly 241.

95% of guys in the military get cucked. The roastie cannot stay sexually idle for long deployments.

its always the same story
>enlist at 18
>marry high school gf
>deploy 3 months later
>divorce a month upon return

Many such cases. When I deployed, *every* single dude with a wife/serious gf was having major issues and was completely stressed out.
Us singlechads were just chilling and getting paid.

Antonina > Shevchenko

>ywn again bulk up in the desert on lobster and steak

>ywn again smuggle 15 cans of rip-it in your pants and waddle out the door trying not to clang too loudly

new Chael kino is out

youtube.com/watch?v=0ZX5cjPOkzI

The Fighter and The Kid would be amazing with Chael instead of Schaub.

too bad diaz vs pettis isnt 5 rds.

that's actually a really good suggestion

perry's got the arlovski nose now.

robbery of the year

I never knew she had a tramp stamp. dissapointing.

Wake up Khabitch it's all over.

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considering this, Poirier has already won

Khabib's wife might be an absolute big titty dime piece under that garb

I've got it at 52-48 diaz. he should get the decision but it'll be super close.

>most unjusted fighter in the story of the UFC both inside and outside the octagon
>went from a alien looking fella to a chad looking guy
>hot ass wife

he really did

>most unjusted fighter in the story of the UFC
Only if he wins. That title currently rests with either Lawler or Bisping.

you forgot
>firstborn is a son

I picked Dustin to beat cutbabby Mini Max and got called a cazzie left and right by people who actually bought into the ufc hype machine. I have the same feeling about Dustin going into the Khabib fight as I did when he was about to fight Max. Dustin has been fighting often against fighters who are killers and known for their heart. He's on a hot streak and has improved immensely since his peahead days as a brawler. Khabib seems over hyped too me because he's coming off the Conor win. Conor was almost certainly going to lose his first fight back and whoever beat him would be proclaimed the next goat by the ufc hype machine. Khabib has great grappling, but he doesn't fight often and he didn't look that good against Iaquinta. If he tries to jab Porier like he did to Iaquinta and Conor he will get rocked multiple times if not slept. Porier has been through wars and won't fold if things start off bad for him. Khabib's cardio will be tested because he appeared to take round 3 off in both of his last fights.

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>he appeared to take round 3
this is your big theory isn't it

English or Spanish?

Glad I skipped this card to get an escort, 2bh. Recorded the fights, but I doubt I’m even gonna bother watching them now.

venezuelan

volcan litifi was fun

I hope the betting odds move as all the cazzie money pours in on Diaz.
Pettis is gonna crush that dumb ring rusted stoner. If he ever becomes a betting underdog I'm putting big money on him.

I bet you had the same "feeling" right before Conor fought too

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I’ll give that one a watch, I guess. I tried putting on the main event, but I said fuck it and went and had a bath after round 2.

Luque vs Perry was good too

Carmouche should be banned from fighting. Dumb cunt made no attempt to hurt Valentina. Throwing jabs from 7 feet away isn’t fighting.

Alright, I’ll add that one to the list then too.

It was bang average

Schaub would likely commit a multiple homicide/suicide if it looked like it might happen.

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Diaz has a lot more heart and will, if only he would check a damn leg kick.

doesn't he have 18 "shows" now?

I literally said Conor was going to lose his first fight back in my post you cazzie. Khabib was the worst matchup possible for Conor picking khabib was easy. Conor went 2 years without fighting. Khabib will have gone 1 year without fighting while Dustin has been fighting monsters. We'll see. Lost at Khabib's last three fights and then look at Dustin's. You'll join in on the Khabib is a bum memes when he loses.

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Look* not lost

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Yeah he'll lose this time! Don't think your dumb posts aren't easy to spot.

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Not a fucking clue. I saw him on Rogan first. Even when I kept up with UFC before 2015, Schaub didn't mean a damn to me.

Joe's podcast was interesting to me because of the guests he'd have, and I'll admit to enjoying many of them.

But aside from that and FnK, I havn't nor will I watch anything else with Schaub on it. No point.

polo shirts are so bad, why would anyone wear these

dustins chin somehow grew bigger over the past decade or so. i wonder why

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>past decade
Michael Johnson stiffed him cold in 2016

Did Khabib not slow down in round 3 of both of his last fights? Conor won round 3 and Khabib just stood with Iaquinta in round 3 and also round 4. But you just picked one part out of my post. The main point is Dustin has been more active and has been fighting much better fighters than Khabib. The best LW fighter Khabib has fought in his last 5 fights is unironically Iaquinta. Keep buying into his hype though.

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All the milk he’s drinking made him grow up big and strong.

>We know Conor has good TDD
LOL!

I didn't write that shit cazzie I think Iaquinta is a better fighter at LW than Canor. Look at Khabib's last 5 fights my dude.

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jesus i actually remember this post lmao, how long have i been in here

i didn't even imply you were off base

To me, Khabib has basically one tool. It’s a very good tool, but the second he fights someone who can stop his takedowns, he’s fucked. Dustin has a much better chance than he’s being given credit for.

Dustin got taken down by Eddie and was on his way to getting finished before "12-6" elbow. Khabib will get him down and keep him down.

But Eddie is an ELITE WRESTLER

The delusion was stronk

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Dustin's last 5 fights: Holloway (former champ), Alvarez x2 (former champ), Gaethje, and Pettis (former champ)

Khabib's last 5 fights: Flushed Canor (former champ), Real Estate Agent, Edson "Wrestlefucked by Kevin Pee" Barboza, Michael Johnson, and Darrell Horcher (who he fought after a 2 year layoff lol)

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Ah great more posts to go into the cringe folder.

always gave Dustin his props, very underrated fighter and i think he has a better shot at winning this fight than Gooby had

My bad bro I thought you were saying my theory was a big brain meme and that I was off. Accept my apologies.

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Everyone at LW has a better chance than "Gooby" because they all have exceptionally better cardio than le give up after 8 minutes man

What happened in the rematch?

>Implying there's only one Portugal flag on heem
Woa check out the Big Brain coming through

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It's you. It's always you with the cringe pseudo-intellectual pre-fight analysis.

>before and after big money

...That's what happened in the rematch caz

>Khabibsexual thinks facts are cringe
Figures

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Aren't you embarrassed?

>He still thinks there's only one Portugal flag on heem
Sad. I used to be a Conor hater tbqh.

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Go ahead and deny this is you too lol

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my god, man, stop before you lose your humanity. is victory worth losing one's soul

You're right it's heem sleepy hours for me I was thinking of the illegal knees in the first fight

Literally just started using the Portugal flag today my dude

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So in summary:

Khabib beat Conor who has wins over Max, Eddie, and Poirier.

Way to shoot yourself in the foot.

What are you ban evading loser?

>MMA math

>Loses argument
>Calls me a loser

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Why did Valentina didn't finish Liz off did everyone really hated.

Shev must be really disappointed she didn't finish or Carmouche fucking sucks.

>Shev must be really disappointed

she's not, she literally admitted in the post fight interview that she's a point fighter, she always was, she fights like she doesn't want to finish it which is weird since she can just run everyone down in that division

>she literally admitted in the post fight interview that she's a point fighter

You really trying to make me hate Shev for that. I always see Shev as a finisher but what she said in the post fight made me feel a little disappointed in her.

So who's the actual best chance to beat Valentina.

Inb4 Henry Cejudo or Nunes.

About to get head from some dude from Grindr

in that division? nobody

My name is Mike Perry, welcome to Bum Ass

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Any webm of the shot that heemed his shekel sniffer?

This is the thread.

>when your nose gets heemed so hard it ends up looking like a miniature jew

Easily the worst title fight and main event ever. Carmouche should be cut immediately and Shevchenko severely fined/disciplined. We were robbed of Perry/Luque not being 5 rounds

hurdurdur
stfu retard

Only a retard would find that main event acceptable cocksucker

who cares dude stop being so obsessed with americans

i swear it's like some of you walk around all day seething thinking about us

What is GDR vs Holly holm
What is Nunes vs Pennington
What is Silva vs Maia
Should have all these fighters been suspended and fined?
>not acceptable
Go watch MTV u fkn invalid cunt

those were all better fights than the shitshow that was Valentina vs Carmouche 2

Oh my fucking god I came to Yea Forums just for this after watching the fight. Guys, seriously imagine the pain wtf. Props to Perry for fighting on, that's crazy heart.

Stop being a shitposting faggot. This was easily the most garbage main event put together. Carmouche hopped around like a retard while throwing punches at air from 7 feet away, while Shevchenko just sat back and looked to counter.

I wonder if she'll even touch him tonight.

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he was making some faces at the time of the official decision, it really pains you just by looking

I told you this fight will be a repeat of Colby-Lawler, but you didn't listen. Shev gets one KO with a kick and suddenly SHES A MUNSTER DUDE JUST BLEEEEEEEEEEEED

Not even close. Colby pushed a pace for 25 minutes. Carmouche was scared, didn’t even want to fight and Shevchenko was content to sit and counter strike a fighter who didn’t want to engage.

Valentina is a can
Tony is flushed
Khabib is a can
Colby is a jobber
Marty ducks everyone
Masvidal is all hype
Diaz is a PROTO can
Pettis is uber flushed
Conor is a can
Wonder boy is a meme
Luke Rockhold is a show pony
Dillon Danis is the GOAT

Danis is Conor’s cumrag and his mom is a prostitute

What's your point?

POSTING WITH THE BOYS!

Go be a child-raping muslim somewhere else, you faggot.

faggots

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that's a robot

Does Volkan have no head movement, or was it just unnecessary when fighting a gassed fridgecan?
I swear he was somewhat evasive against Reyes, this time his head was up high at all times

Thoughts KOs which occur in the final round?

#RipBozo

4süre B

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was valentina fight fun? I missed. I guess it wasn't since it was a decision.

gonna root for Mama Dobson

>was valentina fight fun?

It was a decision because Carmouche is terrible contender.

terrible boring af not even trolling

carmouche was shadowboxing and shev was point fighting

>Epstein killed himself a mere week before 241.

What a fucking cazzie.

he couldnt bear to see costa flush poel

sucks.

Do you guys realise how good DC is? The only people he hasn't absolutely torn apart are Jones and Gus.
I'll remove Jones because he was most likely on PEDs, I think. So it's basically just Gus. Only Gus has given DC major problems.

Shev deserved to be hated on being a point fighter. Point fighters are cancer to the combat sports in general.

Shev supposed to represent her country as the greatest female fighter out there and make statement on fighting Nunes but after she has failed a lot of fans for not delivering.

This has to be the most reddit post I have ever seen

wmma is unironically a joke

Well, he is the #1 p4p at the moment
[spoiler] AND HE'S THE FUCKING GOAT OF ALL TIME [/spoiler]

You have no opinion German scum.

EDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I LOVE YOU ADRIAN

Shut the fuck up mutt wmma is dogshit

kinda gassy and not doing so hot today lads

>Shut the fuck up mutt wmma is dogshit

I see you kraut scum, kill yourself.

Kunchenko FLUSHED

HEY PHOTOGRASSERS Y'BLOCKBUSTER!

Blame Carmouche for being a failure of an contender.

>Kraut scum
Fucking kek retard. The only "krauts" in this thread are turkoid immigrants. Like I said, shut the fuck up mutt

Imagine if you, a man of exceptional striking power and cat-like reflexes. A savage who’ll invite you into their guard to then control your puny attempts of dominance and then laugh as they send you to sleep with their Rolodex of impeccable choke manoeuvres. Didn’t get choked out? That’s because it was all just a setup to a bone-snapping, muscle-tearing, devastating submission finish. Now imagine this person was talking to you right now. They are.

srsly m8, do you dislike women? are you a sort of faggot?

*squats and shits in your mouth*

You're turned on by goblinas shadow boxing each other? Must be a sad existence

>Round 3 was clear for Luque

Dude even LUQUE said he lost round 3, he said it in the post fight interview that he felt he clearly won round 1 and 2 and lost round 3. And he did lose round 3 but unfortunatelt he also lost round 2 and should have lost.

Anyone have fight stats for the perry luque fight they could share?

streamable.com/wjsb0

Dc is a baller and hes 100% /myboy/ but he might get slept by stipay if hes not careful

That said peds or no peds watching jones vs dc the only thought i had was this is like watching a man vs a boy. Jones looked like goliath and dc without the hw belly is a pudgy short dude.

Jury's still out as to whether shes a horse faced ratchet or a piece of ass id tap, i cant figure it out

...are you not?

Wow im literally in disbelief its SO obvious that he got murked bc he could bring too many people down.

>deny being gay
>immediately go full becky over the girls

based edgy asking the right questions

too fkn right lmao

lmao Perry's broken nose is funny af

true natty goat lads

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got my hair cut by a guy named ahmed

your cousin?

anybody have a webm of perry bleeding out while he was being choked

Friendly reminder that EVERYONE itt could heem me.
:(

There’s a GUCKING MOSQUITO ON MY ROOM

decided that all these faggy journals are so shit that i am going to start going to free ufc events to meet fighters and record it on my phone and post it on a youtube and call myself a journalist. get credentials and btfo of all these fags

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For me, it's women's mixed martial arts.

val looks like a walking giant foot, up there with the ugliest wmma

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Where are the UFC 241 picks?

In many ways WMMA will become more popular than peak Conor McGregor

You think the real journalists are going to let you do that?

My man Platinum was FUCKING robbed by a latino in South America

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Thawlts on the brendan schaub documentary?

God Tier piece of film that exposes Schaub for the low life sack of shit he actually is. Will be studied and analyzed by future generations.

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>hues
>latinos

Wake up Jon... The quintessential Swiss man is back.

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casual and кoзeл

Daniel Cormier vs. Stipe Miocic
Anthony Pettis vs. Nate Diaz
Yoel Romero vs. Paulo Costa
Gabriel Benítez vs. Sodiq Yusuff
Derek Brunson vs. Ian Heinisch
Clay Collard vs. Devonte Smith
Raphael Assunção vs. Cory Sandhagen
Manny Bermudez vs. Casey Kenney
Drakkar Klose vs. Christos Giagos
Hannah Cifers vs. Jodie Esquibel
Kyung Ho Kang vs. Brandon Davis
Sabina Mazo vs. Shana Dobson
Rate this shit card out of 10

Are you talking about BeigeFrequency's video?

This is so surreal, he was just some shitposter on /r/opieandanthony I used to talk to. It seems like he's blowing up now. If you like that type of stuff check out Porsalin's videos too. Like the Jim Norton one.

8

8

what's next for aspen ladd's career?

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300lbs

UFC 241 is a 2/10

Most embarrassing /heem/ post of all time

Putting cringy bits in your post is the best way to get (you)'s desu.

Also, your opinion is shit. UFC 241 is a good card.

Is perry gonna need reconstruction surgery for hole in hisface

>Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)14:46:41 No.94732207▶
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> 8
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>Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)14:47:33 No.94732214▶
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>Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)14:49:34 No.94732229▶
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> 300lbs
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>Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)14:49:53 No.94732232▶
> UFC 241 is a 2/10
>
> Most embarrassing /heem/ post of all time
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>Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)14:54:08 No.94732274▶
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> Putting cringy bits in your post is the best way to get (you)'s desu.
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>Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)15:00:22 No.94732343▶
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> Also, your opinion is shit. UFC 241 is a good card.
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>Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)15:04:07 No.94732402▶
> Is perry gonna need reconstruction surgery for hole in hisface
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>Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)14:46:41 No.94732207▶
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> 8
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>Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)14:47:33 No.94732214▶
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> what's next for aspen ladd's career?
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>Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)14:49:34 No.94732229▶
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> 300lbs
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>Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)14:49:53 No.94732232▶
> UFC 241 is a 2/10
>
> Most embarrassing /heem/ post of all time
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>Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)14:54:08 No.94732274▶
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> Putting cringy bits in your post is the best way to get (you)'s desu.
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>Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)15:00:22 No.94732343▶
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> Also, your opinion is shit. UFC 241 is a good card.
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>Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)15:04:07 No.94732402▶
> Is perry gonna need reconstruction surgery for hole in hisface
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I'VE BECOME SO NUMB

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This some boomer core right here

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>Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)14:45:30 No.94732196▶
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> 8
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>Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)14:46:41 No.94732207▶
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> 8
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>Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)14:47:33 No.94732214▶
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> what's next for aspen ladd's career?
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>Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)14:49:34 No.94732229▶
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> 300lbs
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>Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)14:49:53 No.94732232▶
> UFC 241 is a 2/10
>
> Most embarrassing /heem/ post of all time
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>Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)14:54:08 No.94732274▶
>
> Putting cringy bits in your post is the best way to get (you)'s desu.
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>Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)15:00:22 No.94732343▶
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> Also, your opinion is shit. UFC 241 is a good card.
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>Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)15:04:07 No.94732402▶
> Is perry gonna need reconstruction surgery for hole in hisface

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>Go be a child-raping muslim somewhere else, you faggot.
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>Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)11:42:15 No.94730798▶
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> faggots
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>Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)11:47:44 No.94730825▶
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> that's a robot
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>Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)11:47:58 No.94730829▶
> Does Volkan have no head movement, or was it just unnecessary when fighting a gassed fridgecan?
> I swear he was somewhat evasive against Reyes, this time his head was up high at all times
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>Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)11:52:03 No.94730851▶
> Thoughts KOs which occur in the final round?
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>Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)11:53:05 No.94730855▶
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> #RipBozo
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>Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)12:03:12 No.94730904▶
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> 4süre B
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>Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)12:06:33 No.94730915▶
> was valentina fight fun? I missed. I guess it wasn't since it was a decision.
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>Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)12:06:47 No.94730917▶
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> gonna root for Mama Dobson
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>Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)12:10:18 No.94730934▶
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> >was valentina fight fun?

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I wonder by how many pounds will he miss weight now?

>Go be a child-raping muslim somewhere else, you faggot.
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>Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)11:42:15 No.94730798▶
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> faggots
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>Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)11:47:44 No.94730825▶
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> that's a robot
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>Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)11:47:58 No.94730829▶
> Does Volkan have no head movement, or was it just unnecessary when fighting a gassed fridgecan?
> I swear he was somewhat evasive against Reyes, this time his head was up high at all times
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>Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)11:52:03 No.94730851▶
> Thoughts KOs which occur in the final round?
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>Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)11:53:05 No.94730855▶
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> #RipBozo
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> 4süre B
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>Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)12:06:33 No.94730915▶

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> I wonder if she'll even touch him tonight.
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>Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)11:01:04 No.94730582▶
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> he was making some faces at the time of the official decision, it really pains you just by looking
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>Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)11:02:41 No.94730596▶
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> I told you this fight will be a repeat of Colby-Lawler, but you didn't listen. Shev gets one KO with a kick and suddenly SHES A MUNSTER DUDE JUST BLEEEEEEEEEEEED
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>Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)11:06:14 No.94730613▶
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> Not even close. Colby pushed a pace for 25 minutes. Carmouche was scared, didn’t even want to fight and Shevchenko was content to sit and counter strike a fighter who didn’t want to engage.
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>Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)11:08:35 No.94730632▶
> Valentina is a can
> Tony is flushed
> Khabib is a can
> Colby is a jobber
> Marty ducks everyone
> Masvidal is all hype
> Diaz is a PROTO can
> Pettis is uber flushed
> Conor is a can
> Wonder boy is a meme
> Luke Rockhold is a show pony
> Dillon Danis is the GOAT
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>Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)11:11:42 No.94730648▶
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> Danis is Conor’s cumrag and his mom is a prostitute
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>Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)11:22:48 No.94730693▶
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> What's your point?
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>Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)11:31:20 No.94730728▶

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>08/11/19(Sun)10:36:32 No.94730448▶
> About to get head from some dude from Grindr
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>Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)10:38:13 No.94730458▶
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> in that division? nobody
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> My name is Mike Perry, welcome to Bum Ass
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>Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)10:41:42 No.94730474▶
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>
> Any webm of the shot that heemed his shekel sniffer?
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>Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)10:43:22 No.94730486▶
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> This is the thread.
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>Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)10:45:48 No.94730498▶
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> >when your nose gets heemed so hard it ends up looking like a miniature jew
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>Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)10:47:12 No.94730506▶
> Easily the worst title fight and main event ever. Carmouche should be cut immediately and Shevchenko severely fined/disciplined. We were robbed of Perry/Luque not being 5 rounds
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>Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)10:48:49 No.94730513▶
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> hurdurdur
> stfu retard
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>Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)10:51:36 No.94730527▶

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>were all better fights than the shitshow that was Valentina vs Carmouche 2
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>Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)10:55:51 No.94730552▶
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>
> Oh my fucking god I came to Yea Forums just for this after watching the fight. Guys, seriously imagine the pain wtf. Props to Perry for fighting on, that's crazy heart.
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>Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)10:58:06 No.94730565▶
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> Stop being a shitposting faggot. This was easily the most garbage main event put together. Carmouche hopped around like a retard while throwing punches at air from 7 feet away, while Shevchenko just sat back and looked to counter.
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> I wonder if she'll even touch him tonight.
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>Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)11:01:04 No.94730582▶
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> he was making some faces at the time of the official decision, it really pains you just by looking
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>Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)11:02:41 No.94730596▶
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> I told you this fight will be a repeat of Colby-Lawler, but you didn't listen. Shev gets one KO with a kick and suddenly SHES A MUNSTER DUDE JUST BLEEEEEEEEEEEED
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>Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)11:06:14 No.94730613▶
>
> Not even close. Colby pushed a pace for 25 minutes. Carmouche was scared, didn’t even want to fight and Shevchenko was content to sit and counter strike a fighter who didn’t want to engage.
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>Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)11:08:35 No.94730632▶
> Valentina is a can
> Tony is flushed
> Khabib is a can
> Colby is a jobber
> Marty ducks everyone
> Masvidal is all hype
> Diaz is a PROTO can
> Pettis is uber flushed
> Conor is a can
> Wonder boy is a meme
> Luke Rockhold is a show pony

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bookies also love me

spammy’s existence is just sad at this point

Nunes vs Pennington was good, tho. The others were really shit.

Perry vs Luque and VolCAN making Queen Latiffa kiss the canvas were alone already more than enough to put this main event above something like 70% of UFC`s main events, including Fight Nights and PPV cards.

The Wonderboy/Woodley draw at MSG was an excellent fight, though. The second one may have been the worst of the last 5 years or so.

He got Arlovski'd

perry was robbed

Anybody got choice webms from last night

Luque was robbed. It should be a 30-27 for him. Anyone who disagrees is a filth casual.

wrong. it was 30-27 for perry. luque sucks shit and is a thief. there will be a rematch. this is a travesty.

all right spammy, you've gone too far
i cant post on this fucking general anymore with these images
you win

Just mail me your money next time

I CAN"T FEEL MY FACE

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NOT LIKE THIS

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DU HAST ME

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Look on the bright side, at least you don't have 209 tattooed on your wrist

Commom, man. Perry was hitting Luque clean with everything he got and the guy didn`t shake for any moment and still keep coming forward the hole fight, while he was cringing when was hit some jabs and some crappy sloppy straights that didn`t even conected clean and also walked back for almost the whole fight. This fight proved Perry is a pillow fisted can.
Just look how both fighters went for the corner before the third round starts.
But "muh takedowns". Yes, a takedown at the final minute, with no GnP or Submission attempt that cost him a Quasimodo nose, taking the most significant strike in the fight.

>whole fight
Fixed.

King and the Sting is way better than FnK

Looking forward to this week's Embeddeds to be honest.

Watching the Inside the Octagon gave me less confidence in DC.

lol who did this

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Volkan wins all rematches

>Perry was hitting Luque clean with everything he got and the guy didn`t shake for any moment and still keep coming forward the hole fight, while he was cringing when was hit some jabs and some crappy sloppy straights that didn`t even conected clean

Outed yourself as a cazzie that doesn't know how to score fights

not buying tickets

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post your 3x3 fighter edition

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>Not wanting to see (and potentially sniff) Watersons brapper in person
I'd kill for the chance pal

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Bork looking quite thick in this recent clip compared to a few months ago. Could mean he's back on the sauce and not intending on UFC at all

One more run at the brap brother

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it's pretty clear he doesn't want to come back for a while

He’s not coming back

Think its still funny a WWE actor steamrolled through the heavyweight divisions and even beat the shit out of an MMA legend

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WWE is for losers

>WWE actor has the same consecutive title defensive as the "goat hw" cain

absolute state of this "sport"

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based edgy, he knows

>He boys Shite Craperry

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hes going to retire with a negative record

ahem, usman 40-35's colby

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volkan beats jones if you disagree you’re a caz

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id sniff her butt

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why wouldn't you sniff her pussy?

She's a can

>blocks your path

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what does that have to do with the smell of her pussy? Most hotties are complete cans but their pussy smells fine

i wish she was my wife

thoughts on women fighting in the ufc?

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>Most hotties are complete cans

ummm not quite

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>Just look at how Khabib did against Tibau
He did so bad he won 30-27 on all scorecards.

I hate WMMA not because they suck (though they do).
I hate WMMA because I hate women.

based stacey putting dequeefa in her place

>white girl actually beating a nigress who outweighs her by a tonne

Damn

who is your favorite mma media member?

brednan f*cking schaub

This post reeks of homosexuality

>the knee explodes while blocking the path

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>modern day renaissance man

god edgy brah is so based

Diaz fucking sucks at fighting Pettis is free money

no

youtu.be/BLHKIn3iufk

Pettis fucking sucks at fighting and Diaz is free money

youtu.be/0ZvEqSMzPf8

Diaz at WW is a beast of a peach

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Pettis at WW is a pear of a bear.

A peach of a leech

Anthony Penis

a plum of a bum

Nat PEEass haha

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Holy fuck Perrys nose easily the most broken I've seen a nose get

just took a yuuuge spammy feelsgood

just took a fat me in the me

Retard, she just sucked. "No interest in fighting". She fought. Just not very well.

Lmao imagine thinking Mike poppedcherry won

It was excellent.

Do you think Dana ever visited the pedo island or is he not influential enough

Who is taking the picks for UFC 241?

I'm so fucking tired of WMMA

No it wasn’t, shut the fuck up you brain damaged kashmiri roach

i'll post the pick img next thread

...

he went but he just glared at everybody from the shadows and never went back
>fuckin weirdos

How easy is it to go to a bar alone and pick up a girl?

That's a keeper right there

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impossible for a beta like you

FINALLY THE AUDIO

COLBY COVINGTON ARGUES WITH MIESHA TATE AND GETS KICKED OFF HER PODCAST

youtu.be/xQvZoFx_Dd8

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That's a very high quality picture for such a small filesize.

Colby got cucked

who's the cohost?

seems like a massive brainlet

Based Colby calling out that hypocritical dog-faced nudes-taking slut.

not a fun of Colby but he's right on the holier than thou attitude that people show

like Greg Hardy,everyone doesnt miss a chance to bash him and call him a piece of shit like they know what really happened or have an objective image of the situation

how is this look called?

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Holy shit, Miesha sounded like she was about to cry.

First kino card is months next

fuck women
fuck nudes
fuck monkeys and most of all ...
FUCK MIESHA

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give me the highlights

what the fuck are you talking about? it's a three round fight, genius.

Percentages in terms of who he favors, you dumbass.

Post walkout songs that are on par with return of the mack
m.youtube.com/watch?v=2wWh-3ZN-g0

Finished Platinum

Colby buried them hard

Colby too slick for the jobbers

Based

youtu.be/y-yRfRwJ7q8

BASED fucking Colby

>Fuck Miesha

i wish

Volkan never lost the story

Colby BTFO Miesha and her white knighting cuck host

On a related note, is there a bigger cuck than Leon at the moment? Jorge made him look like a bitch in his hometown and just keep belittle him since then while he's fuming alone on social media

BJ penn

blowjob penis

Somebody with talent should shoop Cerrone's eyes, Perry's nose and Lawler's lip together

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Post songs that make you want to walk up and heem your opponent

youtu.be/NEkXCYrQUAg

Not fair, no one expect anything anymore about BJ. He just wants his last win to retire.

Reddit is r/MMA. 4chins is r/UFC.

Prove me wrong.

Pro tip: you can't.

Actually he wants another run at the strap sweetie and soon he will retire champ champ champ after rematch omg gsp for the rubber match

i literally cant

I just remembered that one news about him being an actual cuck so fuck him actually

brapniggers are the worst cancer in Yea Forums since footfaggots

NEW

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Nah, Dana is just a white-collar peasant for (((them)))

>GOAT TIER
Matt Hughes, Josh Barnett, Fedor

>great tier
GSP, Jon Jones, DC

>can tier
Ronda, nick lentz, Ryan bader, joe doerkson, chad mendes

Garbage early thread. Making a proper one at 500

LMFAO Colby is even more based now than ever.

>GOAT TIER
bones simple as

Based Colby wrecking radio jock bums

pretty sure Bj's permanently damaged brain doesnt understand the word retire, or win for that matter

>you got famous for putting pictures on the internet
kek

carmouche has never been ko/tko'd dumbass. anyone not turbocaz knew this fight was going 5 rounds.

>Fedor
>GOAT

Do people, unironically, still believing that?

rhinoheemy

why wouldn't they still believing that you absolute dunce

probably easier than it would be to double leg them. close quarters and all.

do it then

>picking up girls
>2019

It`s almost impossible to pick girls nowadays if you aren`t at least 6 feet or have an under 7/10 face. You are going to need a high social status level or, at least, be alpha as fuck to overcompensate that, which is definitely not your case.

It's over for you, accept it. incels.co is waiting or you, i garantee you`re gonna be welcomed there.

>Colby bringing up Miesha Tate's nude photos

AHAHAHAHAHAHA
HE'S A BASED BOI

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everyone ITT is a fucking can, including me

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The Artie Lange.

Why is nobody rating Khabib?

She was 16 you retard. Not even close.

Nunes looked like shit in both fights. Abdolute fraud.

Why do people expose themselves so much? You dont get laid bro.