Official UFC: Urugay Gamethread #4

sex

BJJ should be banned in UFC

Garagorri won that shit

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I hate working Sundays, if I go to bed straight after the Luque fight I can get a couple hours sleep but if the fight is good I won't be able to sleep and that sick feeling will kick in at work.

what the fuck why did nobody tell me bkfc was on tonight. can't believe i was watching that shitty ufc card until now

29-28 garagorri

texas is the real south america

Of course she is there, that's his head coach

i really like this picture
post more

>Mr Bean looking faggot holding the cage and elbowing his opponent in the back of the head
>Other guy is shucking and jiving while losing the fight

Cut both these shitters and stop bloating the roster with bums that stink up the cards all the time.

Gary 29-28 IMO. Good fight.

Goof the picks, you slave.

All fights in HD at
BONGSTREAM . LIVE
Come watch, we gotta chat too so you can gay up the place.

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this card is so bad

carla tries to hide her birth father's existence, she would be all over it if she dad was billie eilish's lmao (they literally do have the same last birthname and were both born in los angeles county but there are millions of people there and its a common last name). billie has more followers than mcgregor she would milk that connection

I can smell that fucking thing from here

it's the sport formally known as mixed martial art

>having a job in 2019

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Okay, gimme a good stream link please.
I don't want that bongniggerstream link

Imagine being a corporate wageslave and not a comfy NEET in current year....

not often you see a picture worth fapping to

id take all the stds just to put my face in that pusy

Yay :)

>scorecards

this bish did some real nasty braaapp videos

This is how I've spent my last 3 Saturday nights.

Watching dog shit fights.

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Fuck look at that monkey

Garagorri orgullo boliviano

I WANNA ROLEPLAY AS A SPANIARD IN THE 15TH CENTURY WITH THIS CUTIE

What?

I bet $350 on Diaz for next week.

How'd I do?

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Are you the doctor from /box/

Link me to a stream please

>that one guy shaking his head in the crowd

RIGGED

she's brazilian

is it /our fella/ mike "platinum" perry up next??

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Do you live with parents? I had a bad family that's why I needed a job.

JUST

What would you rather be doing user?

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Oh wow a home town fight won a boring decision what a surprise

extremely dana pilled

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/heem/inder that Mike Perry has ZERO legitimate wins (Paul Felder broke his own hand 1 second into their fight and still almost won.) He gets obliterated tonight.

HEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYY

VAMO PORRA

>These loud crowd cheers for their boy
I'm thinking BASED

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nah umpballing that faggot lose

Luque and Shevchenko... please... I wish to win...

Stream link NOW

SPANISH, PORTUGUESE SAME SHIT

Yep he's getting heemed though unfortunately

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no, that dude's a fag

ESPN.COM

youtu.be/XmJH4sSJMlA

Vicenete Luque has such a good walkout song.

>50 gs
>didn't finish the fight

yikes

Luque was losing to Barberena

I got your stream right here.

*unzips pants*
*pees on you*

wtf is this brazilian pretending to be uruguayan

damnnn Faber vs Shevchenko is gunna be lit

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Co-main next.

Brazilian Cowboy

What about that KO of elbowburger?

Main event is here. Perry about to heem all your picks and money. Betting against Mike KE

Want to talk about it user? Im ears

these first 4 picks were "too easy" way too many people still in this

listening to this

youtube.com/watch?v=lcOxhH8N3Bo

what do you guys think?

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Felder is a massive lightweight.

thawlts?

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>Guy seems like a dick
>/heem/ loves him

EVERY
TIME

He's a can.

He was already flushed at that point.

who else is rooting for mike "cuck" perry to lose

>H-He wa-was losing!!!!

Anyone who doesn't link me to a good stream is a fag

PLATINUM gets flushed tonight unfortunately
luque is unstoppable desu

Perry about to heem this can and your picks/money.

this is the best shot the UFC has ever produced

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>Vagentinkle Shittinkle
>Piss Carpetmunch

Just based

Mike Perry is a nigger who will end up killing himself before he's 40.

Must be all that flint water he drank.

>he was losing till he won

is Niko Price elite?

Im betting on the blacker guy

DQ incoming

no one picked platinum and liz

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did Brendan Fitzgerald just call Mike Perry charismatic?

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for me, it's mike perry by submission.

Mike Perry wants to show us his fight IQ tonight. Be ready, lads.

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Can finally nap after this fight
Cbf watching 25 minutes of wmma desu

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bookmark this site retard.

>sportsurge.net/

horseface

Does this faggot think he's a nigger or something?

not good

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no he is a chinny can but he is /heem or die/

100% based

>Parlay pays off with a Luque win
>Hedged it with Mike Perry by tko/ko
>already up on the night

Might not be the best card but it's been good for me.

P L A T I N U M

>this disgusting wigger
>that disgusting wigger thot

BUAHAHAHAHAHAH
CANT WAIT TILL HES BTFO AND HAS TO MARRY THAT TRASH AFTER
BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Perry never loses the story

no one picked liz but billie eilish

he's 4% black

This but unironically.

based white nigger Perry

White trash bitch with her dollar general blonde hair dye rapping back there. Yikes.

got you

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Kino Kiss

god Perry's trailer trash gf is hot as fuck

Platinum reminds me so much of one of my friends. Just a borderline retarded low-inhibition monkey but somehow still based as fuck.

what?

I'm on team platinum nigger.

based

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mike perry is the cody garbrandy of mma

I heard the story about how they met.
Apparently she was a tennis coach that just happened to be at the gym at the same time and she leaned on him for some self defence tips.

She's like the whitest person of all time and he's a flat out albino coon.
Baffling that they're together.

stay mad gringos

Mike Perry is the instagram generation personified.

>face tattoo
lmao

Jesus that was tough to watch

I love the walkout song, lets go Luque. I worry about him here he is more a brawler than the guys who have beat Perry before.

Someone just exposed themselves as a fag.

Mike Perry is a based retard

who censored what?

if mike and liz both win, no one wins the picks.

If Mike wins all corny niggas have to leave heem.

I've been drinking beer all night, I got some good streams coming for you, wait 5 minutes

i want to see this smug fuck lose so bad

She's not the best looking girl, but you know she's just filthy

reddit

>HAHAHAAAA! LOOK AT THIS ...WOMAN.

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it was me, I did it because it's offensive

No, Mike Perry is a legitimate low IQ hood nigga that just happens to be (mostly) white.

This wasn't even the best standing elbow KO in the UFC that year.

What?

spicy FOTN contender here

i'll save you some time

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can you really blame Epstein bros?

I'm so hype for this one my legs are shaking.

VINCENTE LUQUE
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Platinum Mike 'Florida Man' Perry.

Mike Perry is the Cody Garbrandt of MMA

Perry about to get melted

Mike perry white af.. only his attitude is niggerish.

Looks like a spartan

Sorry, I just don't like swear words

COME ON PERRY LET'S DO THIS

You just know he destroyed that pussy directly after.

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She has some top tier BRAP videos. She can rip some massive ones.

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just tuned in why are they fighting?

vicennte will heem wigger in exacty 1.5 minutes

perry finna heeem this bum

Perry is better than people pretend he hurt Ponzinibbio at one point.

>not posting the elbow of Weidman vs Munoz.

Go fuck yourself

i already have every possibility ready. you didn't save me any time.

traditional family

DC?

valentina "brap" Sniffchenko

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>being naturally powerful as fuck means your a good fighter

74 iq take get the fuck out of my country paki

I've never seen a woman this blonde in real life

THATS HER PIMP/DAD

HES ALSO HER PHOTOGRAPHER

IF YOU CRAY HER PHOTOS YOU CAN FIND SHE HAS THAT TRANSMITTER DILDO SHOVED IN AT MOST EVENTS

PEOPLE/RICH ELITE/EVENT GUESTS PROBABLY PAY TOP DOLLAR TO
TRIGGER IT

OSCARS, MTV AWARD, ETC
KEK

smelly perry getting twatted

Just think about how feminine he makes her feel.

someone has a stream link?

Pakis outperform white-British children in school.

Hair dye

>muh fight IQ
>spams haymakers

Luque has a chin and one punch power and is really good looking, how can I root for this guy?

10-9 Luque.

perry winning the story so far

post proofs

Luque looking hesitant

I invented Mike Poory.

show me the source paki

i miss conner...mma is boring without him

10-10 dead even first round

dont root for him, root against cuck perry

>Blocks every shot
>LUQUE TOOK ALL THOSE SHOTS
Bisping you cunt

Perry is dangerous, those shots are hard af

Dune's spice pls

10-9 PLATINUM

Close round. Perry was more aggressive but Luque did more damage. How yall got it? Leaning towards Luque.

Vincente Whoque?

more like mike pop his cherry amirite

Perry gonna chin this can

10-9 Platinum

>hey yo shorty you da finest motherfuckin bitch up in hurr

I bet.

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Holy shit this hues got a chin

10-9 Luque so far.

melvin guillard quits on the stool in bare knuckle

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Perry just took the first round you caz

Mike "Boy, I wish I were black" Perry

Perry looks good but he's not even close to 170lbs of raw American steel with twisted sex appeal

>cray

xray*
just mildy xray some of the event photos

same with earlier jordyn j event pics

its some common pedo elite shit they do for $$$$$

Melvin Guillard is fighting

youtube.com/watch?v=unQoYZJoe-k

I made good money on Perry by decision in his last fight I should've done that here.

who's correct

fight: luque
story: luque
battle: luque (projected)

Platinum on platinum

these shitty announcers get excited when I take a shit...OH BOY THAT A FUKKEN HUGE LOAD OH BOY

A top wrestler would hold both of these guys down and destroy them.

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lol did u see mike perry's gf trying to dance behind mike perry while he was dancing while walking out
idk if that was cute or cringe

perry wall humping despite his just bleed persona because he knows he's about to get worked

this but the exact opposite

>perry was winning until
HE FINNA GET MUTHA FUCKING HEEMED

RIGHT NOWWWW

AWWWWOOOOGAAA
AWOOOOOOGGAAAA

Does Melvin Guillard even remember Melvin Guillard?

I don't even know who that girl is, nor do i care to go to that much effort to debunk your retarded theory.

Cute, cringe, either way I'm jealous desu senpai

BLOOD ON THE CAMERA JUST BLEED LMAO

Perry is clearly a bathhouse favorite

>"destroy them"

What this deluded american means is that the wrestler will take them down, hold them in positions to stall the fight and land some minor blows every now and then to keep the ref from standing them up.
Wrestling is a faggot discipline.

are they commentating or doing a podcast?

JUST BLEED

UFC want Perry to win so badly because they want him to be a huge draw for them now that Conor is uninterested in fighting full time.

idk what he said I have bkfc and perry getting heemed muted in different windows while I listen to the same two songs over and over

brainlet paki

im rooting for the white guy

it all starts to make sense once you realize that mike perry is post malone.

Lol you are talking out of your ass

>JUST BLEED fight
BASED

if perry had more boxing experience and could land hooks more often he'd knock so many mofos out with his god given power.

Guillard used to be a killer.

>Went from UFC to posting nanas n tatas

SAD

If Luque wins they need to do Luque vs Ponzinibbio.

What's the point of having flags in so? We can just spot the Europoors by seeing who doesn't know what wrestling is. It's ok nerd, maybe one day if you guys try really hard you'll have a Europoor champion one day

I'm not because he represents stupid people

somebody just get heemed already please i want to play enderal

>theory
>color adjust a few hi res pics and see how the elite world operates

>too bitch to just straight out ask name, hasta be a estrogen faggot and try and bait for it

2 rounds to platinum

good fight bros good fight

19-19 probably
can see a 20-18 for Luque but doubt the judges have it that way, they probably have it 20-18 Perry

BASED PERRY SAVING THIS SHIT CARD

Clear round 2 for Perry. Not sure about the 1st. Hope they come out and go for it.

this is why no brits and pakis are ufc champions

>Just a barn-burner, a slug-fest, one that brings a smile to the face of Mike Perry

For me, it's the colour commentary.

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19-19, it's a peach of a fight.

Will there be a heem?

getting real tired of this fuckin landrover commercial boys

Perry like rocky. Just a fighter who left his prime and fighting cuz that all he knows

It is a stand and bang episode based

Luque not seeming like he's throwing full power but Perry's face is leaking.

Why don't you just tell me her name? And since you are obviously a retarded zoomer, i'll just let you know that what you think is a dildo is a fucking tampon.

Have sex.

If by destroy you mean dry hump to a boring decision then yes

why do south americans love yellow shorts?

do you have a travel card?

we need the 165lb division for our guys Perry and RDA

green and yellow brasil colors

Leon Edwards shut down Luque.

to hide the peepee stains

Children of the sun.

covers their piss stains

This crowd is shit

PARRY IS LOSING VERY BADLY...DONT STEAL THIS FROM THE JEWS

The corner of Perry might have fucked him saying he is up 2 rounds. Looks like he is trying to coast.

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Bisping already held one but i see your point

perry 30-27

Lol Perry shooting for a takedown because his face is getting minced up, always turns into a shitty wrestler when he can't just bang some one out with this sloppy punches.

Perry is bigger than Luque.

he'll obviously never be a champion but do you think Mike will ever have a number next to his name?

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What if a fighter walked out to Old Town Road?

based perry btfoing those monkeys

the finger lel

FUCK THIS CROWD

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I disagree

based perry with the in cage bants

Honestly, they are rather lively considering the shitshow they've seen so far.

yeah an inmate number

JUST FUCKING BLEEEEEEEEEEEEED

Inmate number

FUCK SOUTHIE CROWDS
FUCK WHISTLING

who did he lose it to, again? what skillset was that person using on bisping? i forget

pee pee poopy

JUST BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDD

yellow shorts won this fight

>flipping off the crowd
BASED
I'm Team Platinum now

holy fuckin blood

bitch perry bleeding like a pig

Could the commentary fellate Perry any harder? Dude looks like a shark attack victim and they're acting like he's winning.

PUMP IN SOME CROWD NOISE THESE SUBHUMAN MONKEYS ARE TOO DUMB

He's squeezing him dry dudes

FUCKING BLEED

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fuck this fight post val

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JUST BLEEEEEDD

30-27 Luque

>Perry beating the shit out of Luque's sides to the point that they're leaking blood

WOW

HOLY FUCK HIS NOSE

FACE THE PAIN

FACE THE PAIN

RIPPING ME INTO PIEEEECESSSS

HEEM LEAKY

30-27 luque easy

I think Luque has won but those blocked blitzes probably stole it for Perry. Disappointing fight.

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

heeminder that perry is our guy

>SLIPPING OUT OF THE CHOKE USING YOUR OWN BLOOD AS GREASE

UNBELIEVABLY BASED

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holy FUCK

holding and wrestling is very gay homo shit

How much are you allowed to bleed in the UFC?

fuck that nose is wrecked

JUST BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

HEEM NOSEY

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he's a wme favorite since he's a wigger

holy fuck. nose

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30-27 Luque

good effort from Perry though

HEEM LEAKY

Think Perry will get the decision

LOOK AT THAT NOSE

blood for the blood god

JUST
BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

All you cazzies said Platinum was getting HEEMed kek

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THAT NOSE

PERRY'S NOSE

perry 30-27

fuarrk his nose is crushed

HOLY FUCK HIS NOSE

looks like sloth

30 - 27 luque
valiant effort from PLATINUM nonetheless

29-28 Perry

HOLY FUCK
THAT BLOOD
THAT NOSE

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>perry going to benoit his wife when he realizes his coaches lied and he loses the fight

JUST

BLEEED

I knew he was going to lose but I had to pick him.

Mithril mike berry hooly fook

BUJAHAUAHAHAUAHHAA

GO GET MARRIED NOW WIGGER FAGGOT

to death

LUQUE LOST ALL YOUR PARLAYS ARE FUCKED LMAO GET REKT FAGGOTS

bruh

Perry 100% lost this fight but will win because the retarded judges think that powerful punches that land on the arms mean more than being hit with a bunch of 80% power punches that make you look like you headbutted cement.

That nose isnt just broken its Shattered

his nose will never be the same again

kek

HOLY FUCKKK!!!!!!

HEEM BREAKY

Nose is heemed, looks like a fucking pug.

he looks like a different person

JESUS CHRIST THAT IS LIKE PIT BULL NOSE DAMAGE HOW THE FUCK?

BASED WILD MAN

>inb4 all 30-27s for Perry

OH FUCK PERRY'S FACE

What a fucking shit ref. Doesn't even warn them before separation. All those nerds have been doing the same thing all night
>Crowd boos
>Red immediately separates both fighters
>Crowd doesn't boo when guy from Uruguay was pushing against the fence
>Ref let's it go on

Nose squishy holy shit

WHAT THE FUCK HIS NOSE

Just bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed

HIS NOSE IS ROSE

29-28 Perry shitting on your picks and bets. Get fucked by a man with no nose.

if perry wins this fight on the scorecards, this definitively proves that pride scoring is better

i think Perry won that one but he's much more DAMAGED

N O S E
O
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JUST BLEED FINALLY BASED PERRY SACRIFICING HIS NOSE FOR US FIGHTFANS

my dad broke his nose like that one time and he said it was the worst pain he ever felt to this day.

even more than when my mom died from aids

FUCKING BASED AF PERRY

arlovski dropped to 170 when?

Perry 30-27

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

more like flatinum

Perry is gonna be breathing like Tony Soprano for the next few weeks

THAT NOSE FUCK

FEED THE BLOOD GOD

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lmao perry lookin like tyrion lannister now

Mike No Nose Perry

blood for the blood gods

hes gonna wish he did for the next 6 months

LITERAL MOUTHBREATHER FOR A HALF A YEAR

BAUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Mike "PUG" Perry

Where are my bloody webms come on Yea Forums

BAH GAWD, HE'S NOSED HIM

EUGH his freaking noseaaaaaaaaaaa

JUST BREATHE

and the winner is....

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is that career ending/rory esque?

His face is broken

UFC pumps out shitty cards every weekend

JUST BLEED fuck this crowd and fuck these announcers this fight was a based brawl

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JUST BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

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Now he's got a black man's nose too

they better giv it to perry

WHO IS THAT

If he blows his nose he will die

Someone PLEASE post that nose

america's own Vincent Lukee

Based 2 judges not falling for the Perry sloppy punches meme.

Can someone faceapp this?

lol that fucking nose!

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>getting married next month
>nose gets destroyed beyond belief

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>dat nose

oh lawd

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WTF
WTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTF

ROBBED

Haha.

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2-1 perry

Bongstream.live

Bongstream.live

Bongstream.live

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i have no clue who won this

he looks better

im an ex wrestler dude. i was just saying that there are a few euros who are successful without wrestling

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Robbed

HOOOOW

robbed
perry was robbed
his coaches also fucked him

bullshit

Maybe not career ending but it will definitely fuck up his ability to breath out of his nose for life.

nice prediction

BUAHAHAUAUAHAHAUAJAHAHAHAUAJAHAHAHAHAAHAJJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAAHUEEHEUEHEUEHEUEHEUEHEHEUEHEHEUEHEUEHEUEUEHEHEUEU

WHAT A FUCKING ROBBERY

BULLSHIT

just wew

Fucked nose and loses, sad!

FUCK FILTHY ANIMAL JUDGES

LUQUE

VAMO PORRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Im feeling pain in my nose just looking at that

based, fuck perry and that horse in his corner

FUCK THIS BULLSHIT

Hopefully.

burgers SEETHING

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

SOMEONE POST THAT FUCKING NOSE

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED WIGGER

Bullshit

honestly how did you guys think perry won that? He was getting jabbed over and over

PERRY IS MY NEW BOI

kys dumb paki

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If you thought Perry won you are cazzie and brainlet as fuck.

this is a giantic BRUH moment

dat nose is gonna need work ...DANA WHITE PAY YOUR FIGHTERS

>spics give it to spics
what a surprise

easy for luque

>Vincente
Bisping is a fucking tard

>Based

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Close ass fight. Love both fighters. Happy with a split, could have went either way. Just Bleed Gods are happy.

Let's see how much his gf loves him now.

>brazilian
>talks spanish

u wot m8?

Based judges scoring by overall visible damage which should be the rule

Next weekend is the only good card of the summer

I am not honestly sure if luque won that
I wanted mike to lose too

he landed more head punches and harder ones and smashed that fucking trash can

BASED

Cazzies

SEETHING

WEAK

Yikes that nose is busted

Mike "orc" Perry

Keep rooting for WME's mouthy shitters, goy.

these fucks think whoever has the most bashed in face wins

>Bum Fights 13

>sacrificed his nose and a pint of blood just to get edged out

fuck, feel bad for Perry on that one

BASED
A
S
E
D

GET MARRIED NOW YOU DISGUSTING WIGGER THAT THAT HORRENDOUS WHORE

MOUTH BREATHER FOR THE NEXT YEAR

BAUAHAHAUAUHAUAHHAHAHAJAJAJAJAHEUEHUEHEHEHEUEHEHEUEHEUEUEUE

Monkey judges like always. Perry 2-1 fucking easy.

oooh ballsy call out

JUST BLEED

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oh god can someone please faceapp this bitch holy shit

>mma judge required job experience:

Perry won the first two rounds. Robbed.

Perry could use his blood to get out much sooner

New goof image right here

he looks like anthony smith now

how was it a robbery mike pewwy fags? rounds 1-2 were a wash and 3 was definitely in luque's favor

lul, the subhuman named judges give it to Hukay
fuck these retards
ONE>INVICTA>STRELKA>LOCAL DRUNK CUNTS>...........................................>POOFC

Nah but it might stay like that askerov-esque

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Oh for sure, that's why Perry looks like a pug and the Hue looks fine.

How could someone do this to themself?

Highway robbery. Glad neither these mutt cans are never going anywhere though

Fair result, good fight

i'd never fight a brazilian in south america. bullshit

Hope Colby tweets and makes fun of Perry now

JUST...

He speaks better English than Bisping. Pretty impressive that he's trilingual despite being hit in the head for a living

As if he wasn't ugly as fuck enough.

>people actually think Perry won that

He was getting fucked up on the feet, even Perry knew he was getting pieced up which is why he went for those takedowns.

Based

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>My Grandmother. He died. He is in the sky.

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Wonderpedo vs Luke A = spice

> he won the fight with one knee
no

perry was fucking robbed bros

>lands clubbing shots on your guard
heh that'll teach him

>mfw

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SOMEONE COMBINE PERRY'S NOSE AND COWBOY'S EYES FROM HIS LAST FIGHT

HEY LADIES

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Split decision Perry and call out Wonder boy

yea sure I guess man go for it

Can someone faceapp smile it?

>thinking a man that just got his nose deleted in a very close fight while the other guy looks fine is a robbery

meh

hahaha its not even a smile

This needs faceapp as well

I would cause Brazil is a dump perry should've knocked him out they're a bunch of filthy animals

>b-but just brazilians boo
>uruguayans are first world aryans and they boo as well
there you go sissies

fuck, he's going to look like Arlovski from now on

looking at that nose makes my nose hurt

>People actually think Luque won that

BAUAHAUAUAHAHAHAHAHAHUAHHAHAUAHAHAHAAUUA FUCKING FLYOVER WIGGER
GO COLLECT MORE BOIZ FOR YOUR HEADCANON MENTAL STABLE OF MEN
BAUAHAHAUAUAUAUAH ESTORGEN FAGGOT
BUSHAHAUAUAUAHAHAJUAUA

stop being a crybaby, luque won the 2 and 3.

>have your nose removed
>expect to win

yeah no

Could Luque beat either of those two? I used to think he'd beat Masvidal but I'm not convinced anymore. Masvidal would've knocked out Perry.

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is this that frankie edgar friends daughter chick

This. Perry had enough and turned into a panic wrestler.

FUCKING ROBBED

Colby better eat his shoe.
Mike Perry's got heart.

>unironically watching one
Do you plan on watching "the return of the Divine warrior dragon's ascension" next weekend? I heard the 2 main event guys are 2 killers but they really respect each other

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how painful is that nose reset gonna be for Perry bros?

corruption aint no joke

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Mike ‘lil arlovski’ Perry

caz

I HEEM MYSELF TODAY

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You mind grabbing the crowd shot right after they announced the winner

thx

Stfu mutt lol ill fucking behead you

He had the better shots. I had him in the 1st and 3rd

>Robbery
Neither decision would have been a robbery, fags.

he has one more run at the strap brohter

he won nothing he sucks shit got smashed

Liz Carmouche is a can and ugly

Artie was always fucked up on Howard Stern.
Falling asleep, nodding.
He had a qt gf and was clean for a brief period but then he reneged and lost her and became that monstrosity.
He's 5'9, over 350lbs, and a coke and heroin addict. He should have died 20 years ago but he just keeps living. A tragic tragic life.

Is this the face of a winner? Kek

Yeah nothing spicier than seeing a filthy animal drop lifeless on the canvas

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Perry didn't even win one round

Perry can now smell around corners

agreed, he won three rounds, not one.

gonna do some good stuff with his braphog gf

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>based /heem/ retards are arguing that this guy should have won, his nose is smashed, his face is purple, multiple lacerations on his face
>all because he threw sloppy hooks that landed on his opponents arms

>dude look at their face!!!
You lose at life then

IN MANY WAYS PERRY WIN THAT FIGHT

Lol at corrupt judges.

30-27 Luque

Perry did well in this fight but he still lacks the technical edge

his hooks werent enough to offset luque punching him over and over cleanly as well as leg kicks and hooks of his own

Mike perry fought like yoel romero does except his spurts suck and he had one good moment all fight that lasted all of 10 seconds

BauahahauauahAHAUAHAHAHAHHUUAHJAJAJAJAHAHAJAJAHAHEUEHEUEHEUEHEUEHEHEUEHEHEUEHEHE
CLAL ICE NOW
I LAUGH YOR FUCKING HEAD OFF FAGGOT
BAUAHAHAUAHAHAHAHAHAH
THAT WALL JUST KEEPING ME INSIDE
ON THIS SIDE
MY SIDE
JAJAJAJAJABAUUAHAHAHAHAUAHAHAHAHUEHEUEHEUEHEHEHEUEUEHEHEUEEUEHHEEHHEUEUEHE

Wake up Valentina

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masvidal the only real one been sitting there for the whole card the other 2 prob only came in during the main event or last few fights

The JewSA has the worst most cowardly judging for hometown fighters by far

the state of perryfags

perry also beat that guy on the left

based Chito

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>alternate reality versions of Murr, Q, and Sal

Wonderboy struggles to finish a sandwich, weak little faggot that he is.

perry unironically won the story

were you watching the fight upside down?

Nightmare fuel

Based. How much top-tier Uruguayan puss do you think Masvidal will be getting?

Lul mutt

>look at his nose brah, other guy won for sure
based retard

shoulld've been 30-27 luque

...

how much did you lose betting on mike pewwy

You cheeky fucka

there will be at least one winner

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fucking kek

is it winter why all the winter coats for south american

Yeah this guy definitely won

Masvidal is ugly as fuck

lol thanks

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And Pukue is a littlr h’oerdurve

>this is what americans will look like in 10 years

no, you were. the fight was in the southern hemisphere

confirmed perry wins

PATHETIC FLYOVER WIGGER WHIMPERING NOW
CANT TALK LIKE BIG BOY
BAUAHAHAUAUHAUUAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAHEUEHEHEHEUEUUEHEHEUE

DONT FUCKING YOU ME AGAIN FLYOVER WIGGER FAGGOT

BAUAHAHAUAUAHAHUAHHHHHUAAUAU

GO DANCE TO THIS FAGGOT SONNGE NOW LIKE YOUR WHORE MOTHER DIS WHEN SHE MADE YOU
BAUAHAHAHAHAHAUAUAHA

YOUR WHORE MOTHER

BAUHAHAHAUAUHAAHAHAUUAHHAAJAJAHAJAHAHAHA

WIGGER
LITERAL NIGGER
BAUAHHAAHAHUAHAHAUA

Liz sounds like a cop. God I wish I were her underwear

If my girl Shev pulls this out, I'll have another clean sweep for my resume.

>lesbian
>comes out to rave music

You can't make this shit up

you wanna talk about it son?

car moosh with the shit music is based?

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/Heem/ bros should i buy a ticket for UFC 241?

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Is it scary living at the bottom side of the Earth? Knowing you could fall off the ice wall any day.

was specifically looking for this comment.

On a list of things women care about, looks are near the bottom.

Yes

First round was 10-10.

unironically this

Thought Luque won every round, shame we didn't see Perry get knocked out. Cerrone still the only man to finish him.

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theres a ton of hispanics in Brazil you uneducated fuck plus i know you dont know geography but spain and poortugal are right next to each other thus making their languages similar

Calm down pedro

Hispanic is a real fancy word for spicorican

wrong

also wrong

holy shit Macedo finally got a w?