UFC stream

God I hate Liz's stupid face after every round.

>"I BELIEVE YOU CAN FINISH THIS FIGHT LIZ"

Why fucking lie.

You can't tell a woman she's incapable of doing something!

>1 round left
>empty wine bottle
guess I gonna open a can of beer

THIS FIGHT IS DISGUSTING TO WATCH...i wan my money back

/val/

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Fuck this guy fuck this thread

Shevcenko and Tiger Woods had the same amount of practice doing what they do at age of 30. Fun fact.

fuck u goof

can't believe I stayed up for this

>poofc

At least Virgil vs Orozco is on after this

not fun at all

This fight is shit but at least i get a decent webm of shevs brapper bouncing thanks to those dumb kicks

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>third world ESLs paid hard-earned pesos to see this card live

i would fucking riot desu. i would be throwing shit at the octagon by the end of the 2nd round

Poor bisping he’s trying his best to make this interesting

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I'm breaking down the fights here after I flow.

>twitch.tv/therealshookon3

horrible fucking fight, btw if Jessica Eye wasn't that much of a can that fight would've gone exactly like this one

it's on RIGHT now. round 3

Liz fought for your freedoms and now you shit on her, for shame /heem/

how the fuck is this bitch fight STILL going on

FUCK YOU DANA WHITE FUCK YOU

>be ignored by fellow marines downrange since you're a dog
>become a lesbian
many such cases

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Tyba

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YOUR TITS MIGHT BE ABLE TO CUT GLASS BUT THEY ARE NOT WEAPONS!

Lots of whiny zoomers who cant turn off something they dont like. We're all in big trouble.

Tiger Woods going +4 and withdrawing was more entertaining than this fight. Fun fact.

I WANT MY MONEY BACK FUCK YOU DANA WHITE FUCK YOU

dubu

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>if you don't like it then don't watch it you goof

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Rate this trash ass card
2/10

Eat shit reddit faggot

LOL THAT ENDING

Rate this card.

0/10
absolute shit

hot

>Mike Perry goes to SK for reconstructive surgery, and comes back looking like this

I knew youd have my back user

based mommy

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GIVE ME MY MONEY BACK OR ELSE

Where is Valentina's Peruvian flag?

*toot*

That is a fun fact. Anyway peace /heem/ ima bout to eat a whole devils food cake and drink 6 beers and watch my Seahawks win another preseason game.

mr webm sir, please get us all the highlights from that fight just now

Brapentina Stenchenko wins again

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imagine paying to watch this..

this fight actually set womens MMA back like 10 years. It was that bad.

based valentina making the nerds seethe

australia webm guy, do valentina telling her to fuck off and walking away from her

i liked the way she dismissed her at the end

MOGGED

Both cunts didn’t show up to fight. Cut Carmouche. Literally “fighting” to survive, throwing punches from 6 feet away.

Another win for Peru

Ufc is getting worse every week man. If this next Ppv is shit I’m not watching for a long time

25 MINUTES OF TRASH FIGHTING THIS IS BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT..........BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

STOP THE FIGHT

50-45 Carmouche

No but seriously

Shev is the wonder boy of WMMA. Boring point fighter content to sit back and cruise against a 35 y/o woman.

Many such cases! Will never be a draw!

glad i don't pay for anything

Out of the 7 cards we have had in a row this worst one. The one with all the decisions in a row was better.

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idk why I keep watching UFC
huebros is there some online broadcast for Jungle Fights? those are much, much more entertaining

Sportsurge.net nigger

literally 3 fights anyone cares about

to much makeup...

i only care about val winning

fresh heem

Get help you idiot. So many losers on heem these days. It never used to be like this.

suck it nerds

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thread splitting bitch

BASED VAL

That was probably the worst title fight since Shamrock/Severn 2. Worse that Silva/Maia, worse than Woodley/Wonderboy.

Skipped this shit today. Didn't even bother.

Not worth the time

next PPV is candidate for PPV of the year

Fuck her Spanish is so fucking based

Oh my fuck I just love when foreigners speak spanish

agreed. she's more of a natural beauty

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>literally admits to be a boring point fighter

this isnt a heem thread you fucking faggot casual tourist.

>i almost went to uruguay for this

whew lads

It was as bad as Woodley vs Maia

who /bkfc/ here?

youtube.com/watch?v=unQoYZJoe-k

I love her facial expressions as she's speaking.

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Notice how Valentina didn't mention Cejudo's name
Clearly ducking Triple C

It is top heavy with 3 sick fights and a couple other decent ones...

my dick does very strange things when Valentina starts speaking Spanish

worked

I'm sure the company will suffer that one less man will be mooching off an illegal stream

Watched for Slav matushka but fuck bre she didn’t show up at all
0-10 terrible

What is it Russian(former Soviet) women and Peru?
I know a few Russian/Ukranian women married to Peruvian dudes. Natasha Soler like wtf THEY'RE OURS

nobody fucking cares

main event starting

youtube.com/watch?v=unQoYZJoe-k

Can't be worse than the UFC tonight. They have 2 UFC scrubs fighting now.

Name a more boring UFC main event.
I'll wait...

Yikes

nigger
you missed out on top tier whores and blow

Fuck you pedro you have to go back

...

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

at least Maia was a short notice replacement. There's no excuse for this, this was the fight as booked.

>hit play just as the insane exchange started

based

These are two of the ugliest black girls ive ever seen

fuck off

i have to be up in 2 hours i JUSTed myself so hard for this shit card bros how do I cope with this feel

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I can see your nose from here shlomo

Already better than tonight's card lol

bkfc>ufc

pickos

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

Yeah let's all use your thread cause it's very important to you

shit is so savage

Can anyone tell me what this move is called?

LMAO at Leonard Garcia getting ass blasted in BKFC.

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Obviously better but not by much
Tyquil snoozeman

Stop crying for once in your life

She was flawless. Thats what technicians fight like numbnuts. Dont watch them.

Idk what I'm shocked at. People who saw that there was a card happening in Uruguay and thought it'd be good or people who knew it was going to be bad and still ended up watching it anyway.

how much would you be willing to pay for this event plus tip?

Wonderboy is super exciting. Val had knockout of the year.

I knew it was a shit card, but I would have went out and spent money drinking tonight if I didn't watch it.

About a janitor's salary worth

Thats what wmma shitters fighting half a faggot cans look like. Boring trash for trash like you that stayed up until 5AM to watch it

I watched it because my life is void of anything else other than watching ufc on saturday nights

Breed dan hardy with shevchenko

What am I crying about you fucking kike. Your bitching I don’t wanna give u Jews money for shit products. Khaboom is the only draw you have left you hook fuck

>lonely incel

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Jeez guys chill out I didn't see there was another thread, ok? Cool it with the hostility, brotha.

that would be me

Technicians throw 3 punches in a round?

Damn that 68 iq meme isn’t a lie is it achmed

Would abu dhabi her if you know what I mean

cant wait for one fc and glory to eventually take over and put an end to this shit

Yes. Watch Mayweather.

Brainlet

I leave for Thailand in 2 months and have $20,000 grand to blow. I'm going to heem 100 ladyboys.

Gross

BASED

DONT FORGET TO METH IT UP TO MAXIMIZE PUSY POUND AND PUSY BY THE POUND PER DAY

100 ladyboys would cost less than $1000 US

Dumb manchild

kek, should have expected a webm on that