ITT: Pregame rituals

What do you do before your game, Yea Forums?

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In Argentina we usually fistfuck eachother to older matches videos in which our teams won titles

Do a powerhour at someone’s apartment then walk under the rape tunnel to see my noles play in Doak

Take off pants.

Same in Brazil but slightly more sweaty

Disgusting, are these androids meant to be attractive?

Eat a large kebab with extra sauce of chilli and garlic, drink two full fat lattes, have a ciggy whilst lacing my boots

me on the right

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I start cursing.
>lets go boys!! lets spank some faggots!!

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usually i have left on my face and right on the dick

calm down, tranny

Sauce

skin cancer: the picture

Do Bongs hit the pub the get with fellow supporters and have a battle with the other teams fans? Or is that just in the movies?

>Sauce
My ex's roommate and her sister, perfect (you) bait

>college football
Clock in for work at the bar, set up the wells, and prepare for the worst.
>soccer
Make coffee; European games start between 9:30am and 3pm here.

Cry

college football fans are subhuman

wait, but you said american girl are fat and ugly, didnt you?

not much because most of my games are early in the morning, so I get out of bed and make tea and blast my tv to max volume. #myPLmornings

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My former flatmate used to sing you'll never walk alones before Borussia games

The first part always, pre match atmosphere in the pub is the best
>battle with the other teams fans
Policing tactics have reduced this to brief scuffles between 30 lads in a preplanned location not particularly close to the ground or popular pub. There are fewer and fewer clubs where you see it now. Also most of the seasoned hooligans are in their 50s now and you see a lot of larping chav kids who are gobby as fuck but do nothing. Football banning orders and prison sentences have all but killed it.

I always post the thread on Yea Forums before a ski jumping competition

>tfw you know who these women are, where it is, and have been with one of them
Wasn't a game day party, either, amusingly.

all i can see is david hogg in the background

shart n the mart like paul blart

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Ahhh, the classic Rooney.

Uh-oh, is that a gamer in the back?