Official UFC: Urugay Gamethread #3

You would do nothing you larping fucking faggot

Screen freezes? Might be the graphics card then, or power supply

>proper 12
you played yourself

Viera took 15 hard elbows to the back of his head for no reason at the end of the round. Pie-man wins round 2 KO.....

>no real kos yet

worried.jpeg

No

i would check and make sure your ram is installed correctly and every chip is the exact same type. I had a similar issue when my RAM all looked and fit the same but was running a different clock speed.

since it runs for a bit and isn't graphic intensive it sounds like a memory issue to me.

i do IT for a living

>> needs liquid cooling
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>Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)03:59:02 No.94725098▶
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> Ur a gay hyahehehe
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>Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)03:59:16 No.94725101▶
> i'm finna win the picks and i aint even watchin dis shit lmao
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>Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)03:59:52 No.94725110▶
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> You would do nothing you larping fucking faggot
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>Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)03:59:53 No.94725111▶
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> Screen freezes? Might be the graphics card then, or power supply
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>Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)04:00:08 No.94725117▶
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> >proper 12
> you played yourself
>> needs liquid cooling
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>Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)03:59:02 No.94725098▶
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> Ur a gay hyahehehe
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>Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)03:59:16 No.94725101▶
> i'm finna win the picks and i aint even watchin dis shit lmao
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>Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)03:59:52 No.94725110▶
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> You would do nothing you larping fucking faggot
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>Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)03:59:53 No.94725111▶
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> Screen freezes? Might be the graphics card then, or power supply
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>Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)04:00:08 No.94725117▶
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> >proper 12
> you played yourself

the whole pc freezes and i need to restart, doesn't happen very often, and i can play games fine

I'm 6'9 and built like a brick shithouse you little girl
watch your tongue when addressing me

That was my point it was a hilarious take with no real answer. He's known for it like Chael but you can't even really bet the opposite of his prediction there because he's proper hedged his bets.

Who's dat

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it's actually left over from the party i had for the connor - khabib fight. i don't really drink the hard stuff it gets me into trouble

>spamming during the fights
turby pls

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>Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)04:00:35 No.94725130▶
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> the whole pc freezes and i need to restart, doesn't happen very often, and i can play games fine
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>Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)04:00:38 No.94725131▶
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> I'm 6'9 and built like a brick shithouse you little girl
> watch your tongue when addressing me
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>Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)04:00:42 No.94725132▶
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> That was my point it was a hilarious take with no real answer. He's known for it like Chael but you can't even really bet the opposite of his prediction there because he's proper hedged his bets.
>> Screen freezes? Might be the graphics card then, or power supply
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> >Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)04:00:08 No.94725117▶
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> > >proper 12
> > you played yourself
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>Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)04:00:35 No.94725130▶
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> the whole pc freezes and i need to restart, doesn't happen very often, and i can play games fine
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>Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)04:00:38 No.94725131▶
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> I'm 6'9 and built like a brick shithouse you little girl
> watch your tongue when addressing me
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>Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)04:00:42 No.94725132▶
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> That was my point it was a hilarious take with no real answer. He's known for it like Chael but you can't even really bet the opposite of his prediction there because he's proper hedged his bets.
>4725111
> the whole pc freezes and i need to restart, doesn't happen very often, and i can play games fine
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>Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)04:00:38 No.94725131▶
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> I'm 6'9 and built like a brick shithouse you little girl
> watch your tongue when addressing me

bsaed OP. bjpenn.com era has finally come to end.

Previous

Did ESPN just plug in fake crowd chants?
They came from nowhere and sounded really off

why are you like this? please stop

Pettis looks good, not as flabby as the Wonderboy fight.

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>Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)04:01:46 No.94725151▶
> (OP)
> bsaed OP. bjpenn.com era has finally come to end.
> Previous
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>Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)04:02:00 No.94725157▶
> Did ESPN just plug in fake crowd chants?
> They came from nowhere and sounded really off
>> watch your tongue when addressing me
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>Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)04:01:46 No.94725151▶
> (OP)
> bsaed OP. bjpenn.com era has finally come to end.
> Previous
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>Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)04:02:00 No.94725157▶
> Did ESPN just plug in fake crowd chants?
> They came from nowhere and sounded really off
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> >4725111
> > the whole pc freezes and i need to restart, doesn't happen very often, and i can play games fine
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> >Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)04:00:38 No.94725131▶
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> > I'm 6'9 and built like a brick shithouse you little girl
> > watch your tongue when addressing me
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>Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)04:01:46 No.94725151▶
> (OP)
> bsaed OP. bjpenn.com era has finally come to end.
> Previous
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>Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)04:02:00 No.94725157▶
> Did ESPN just plug in fake crowd chants?
> They came from nowhere and sounded really off

No you're not. You're a scrawny chav and I'd blow your fucking brains out. Always funny when you foreigners come here and start shit then shit yourselves when you realize we're armed

can we ask a jannie to ban portugal?

switch to a different browser and see if the problem persists, let me know

That Fitzgerald guy sounds like Joe Buck. Not the voice, but the energy.

I just wanna see a good heem tonight

user, why arent you drinking cheap wine? It's Uruguay fight night

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>> >4725111
> > > the whole pc freezes and i need to restart, doesn't happen very often, and i can play games fine
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> > >Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)04:00:38 No.94725131▶
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> > > I'm 6'9 and built like a brick shithouse you little girl
> > > watch your tongue when addressing me
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> >Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)04:01:46 No.94725151▶
> > (OP) (OP)
> > bsaed OP. bjpenn.com era has finally come to end.
> > Previous
> >>>
> >Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)04:02:00 No.94725157▶
> > Did ESPN just plug in fake crowd chants?
> > They came from nowhere and sounded really off
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>Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)04:03:47 No.94725189▶
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> No you're not. You're a scrawny chav and I'd blow your fucking brains out. Always funny when you foreigners come here and start shit then shit yourselves when you realize we're armed
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>Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)04:03:52 No.94725192▶
> can we ask a jannie to ban portugal?
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>Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)04:03:58 No.94725194▶
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> switch to a different browser and see if the problem persists, let me know
>[Post a Reply]
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> >Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)04:01:46 No.94725151▶
> > (OP) (OP)
> > bsaed OP. bjpenn.com era has finally come to end.
> > Previous
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> >Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)04:02:00 No.94725157▶
> > Did ESPN just plug in fake crowd chants?
> > They came from nowhere and sounded really off
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>Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)04:03:47 No.94725189▶
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> No you're not. You're a scrawny chav and I'd blow your fucking brains out. Always funny when you foreigners come here and start shit then shit yourselves when you realize we're armed
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>Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)04:03:52 No.94725192▶
> can we ask a jannie to ban portugal?
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>Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)04:03:58 No.94725194▶
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so what exactly is piechota trying to do this fight?

HEEM TAPPY

you're not funny so just stop

HEEM MY PICKS

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Amuse

Just got here, how has the card been?

can someone post the picks? i forgot which of these bums i picked

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Eh lad, I'm is mate an I'm 7 ft 6 watcha lip

>> >Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)04:02:00 No.94725157▶
> > > Did ESPN just plug in fake crowd chants?
> > > They came from nowhere and sounded really off
> >>>
> >Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)04:03:47 No.94725189▶
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> > No you're not. You're a scrawny chav and I'd blow your fucking brains out. Always funny when you foreigners come here and start shit then shit yourselves when you realize we're armed
> >>>
> >Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)04:03:52 No.94725192▶
> > can we ask a jannie to ban portugal?
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> >Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)04:03:58 No.94725194▶
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>Black-star !!XpuggtXZDQP 08/11/19(Sun)04:04:49 No.94725213▶
> so what exactly is piechota trying to do this fight?
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>Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)04:04:50 No.94725214▶
> HEEM TAPPY
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>Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)04:04:58 No.94725216▶
> (You)
> (You)
> (You)
> (You)
> you're not funny so just stop
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>Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)04:05:28 No.94725223▶
> HEEM MY PICKS
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>Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)04:05:30 No.94725224▶
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>Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)04:05:38 No.94725227▶
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> Amuse

Piotta is the second natty guy that loses to roids tonight agter that Frenchman Ngannou partner won

just roid and do grappling. Literally can't name one thing that is wrong with this plan

Muh picks
;_;

Mine are still in

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Couple chokes, nothing special

Imagine letting spam bother you

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Terrible. Better than last week but still bad

i want to eat her enchilada

pretty fucking bad

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Hes having a mental fit. Let him be.

What are you doing in the U.K., Hafthor?

perfect

No cardio
No striking

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>Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)04:06:21 No.94725243▶
> Piotta is the second natty guy that loses to roids tonight agter that Frenchman Ngannou partner won
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>Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)04:06:21 No.94725244▶
> just roid and do grappling. Literally can't name one thing that is wrong with this plan
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>Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)04:06:26 No.94725248▶
> Muh picks
> ;_;
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>Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)04:06:33 No.94725249▶
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> Mine are still in
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>Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)04:06:33 No.94725250▶
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> Couple chokes, nothing special
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>Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)04:06:58 No.94725259▶
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> Imagine letting spam bother you
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>Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)04:06:58 No.94725260▶
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> Terrible. Better than last week but still bad
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>Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)04:07:00 No.94725261▶
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It could be the RAM itself or one of the slots.

Every fight on the card so far has happened

Who is goofing the picks?

I'm drinking my Clamato cocktail and eating my Corn Nuts like Dana wants.

i was in the paras for 8 years bruv, i'd fucking assasinate ur fatass

>ywn lick salsa out of her butthole

ufc is dead

We need to see female mma fighters in Ultimate Surrender type bouts lads

>That kid who reminds the teacher about homework

What is a good Alcoholic drink for someone who doesn't like drinking? Like something that would ease them into it?

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You literally can't look like that without taking roids

need a uruguayan gf

Grapplers have the best cardio and there is no point to strike anyone. You can swing like Kumaru all day and you will still win because you had a dominant position

should i remove them and clean dust them off?

someone should cum tribute them

Big if true

Oh shit ponzinibbio isnt dead

so drink alone or don't drink alone?

I would munch on her cunt for hours

Just lift weights for 8+ years, you pussy

Any kind of shandy

dont think I can go on without the love, care and touch of a woman much longer
if you know what I mean lads

>Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)04:09:28 No.94725307▶
> You literally can't look like that without taking roids
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>Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)04:09:34 No.94725309▶
> need a uruguayan gf
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>Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)04:09:36 No.94725310▶
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> Grapplers have the best cardio and there is no point to strike anyone. You can swing like Kumaru all day and you will still win because you had a dominant position
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>Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)04:09:41 No.94725312▶
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> should i remove them and clean dust them off?
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>Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)04:09:50 No.94725315▶
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> someone should cum tribute them
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>Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)04:09:52 No.94725316▶
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> Big if true
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>Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)04:10:00 No.94725319▶
> Oh shit ponzinibbio isnt dead
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>Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)04:10:03 No.94725320▶
> so drink alone or don't drink alone?
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>Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)04:10:07 No.94725322▶
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> I would munch on her cunt for hours

chloroform rag

Whiteclaw unironiclly

Heidi keeps calling Volkan, VolCAN

Ok that's it. Im lighting una vela

Latifi and Oozey competing for the King of the LHW Jobbers belt up next. Get motherfucking hype!!!

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Where are jannies when you need them

>Flushedbowl next
is there any fight more depressing than a flushedbowl
cause in a flushedbowl someone has to lose
Imagine losing in a flushedbowl
It's like someone pissing you after you've been gangraped. It's just depressing.

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Either orange or cranberry juice with vodka

You can try that but you should really find a way to test them on a different motherboard/PC and test different RAM on the new one.

Sweet wine

>Whiteclaw unironiclly
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>Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)04:10:57 No.94725340▶
> Heidi keeps calling Volkan, VolCAN
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>Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)04:11:05 No.94725342▶
> Ok that's it. Im lighting una vela
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>Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)04:11:07 No.94725344▶
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> Latifi and Oozey competing for the King of the LHW Jobbers belt up next. Get motherfucking hype!!!
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>Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)04:11:12 No.94725346▶
> (You)
> Where are jannies when you need them
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>Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)04:11:24 No.94725350▶
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> >Flushedbowl next
> is there any fight more depressing than a flushedbowl
> cause in a flushedbowl someone has to lose
> Imagine losing in a flushedbowl
> It's like someone pissing you after you've been gangraped. It's just depressing.
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>Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)04:11:29 No.94725353▶
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> Either orange or cranberry juice with vodka
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>Anonymous 08/11/19(Sun)04:11:41 No.94725354▶
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> You can try that but you should really find a way to test them on a different motherboard/PC and test different RAM on the new one.

how about a somali girl

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Why do these guys do this?

I need Latifi to heem VolCan or it was a shit night of betting.

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it crashes at completely random times, so is there a program i can run that will record what went wrong?

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It's really sad to spend your night spamming threads

>barzola is busy having a fight
>no cp is posted tonight
Raelly maeks yuo think

Gin&tonic for sure

Why are somalis always eggheaded

>that ayylmao head
>that horrible acne

bruh

Chinless and massive forehead. Ew

>guys
it's a single legless spastic

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I've gone Latifi round 1.

What are the biological pros and con's of a Somali skull

What's wrong with Portugal?

fruit-flavored vodka.

met a somali girl from Germany in Spain once. she was very sweet

holy shit literally all of them have the same head shape

Is this the same guy that spams these threads with scat and that other garbage? VPN?

I invented VolCAN "No Wins" Oozing Shitpiledmir.

Windows event viewer is always running, check the errors tab

I'd maybe like one without FAS

Are you the Brit that had Kunchenko

valentina is SHOOK

how is volkan going to win this

Need a stream?

Bongstream.live

Bongstream.live

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>Sweden

>french rap

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>Lost 3 in a row
>7th in the world

State of the UFC

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big fight between big boys

Nope I did

Don’t start drinking. It’s not good for you, and it can end up fucking up your life.

fuck off with your virus spam you fucking nigger zero

Every heem night calls for a celebration.

Even if I’m drinking alone.

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Reminder that Volkan was robbed in his last fight

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This is delicious. It's very flavorful but still smooth and drinkable with detectable hints of oat and an obvious coriander note. It also doesn't taste very boozy.

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oh shitt thanks man, it says in critical event type the source is "kernel-power"

What the fk is that

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WOW you crackers are rude AF
she's my friend you know
Thought you'd be complimentary

Typical looking Swede

i second white claws

Anyone looking forward to Colby's tweet when Perry loses? Gonna be funny as fuck especially what he'll say about his wife

correct, he will win this though

>order $30 of KFC
>chicken strips are soggy flimsy and tasteless
>"fried" chicken is mushy and greasy
>eat 2 pieces and am full
>suddenly need to shit
How are these fuckers still in business? These leftovers are going into the trash.

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Aspen is getting upset at the comments regarding her weight.

aspenladd
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I think people forget why we're all here sometimes, because I always post about the #peaceful side of life as opposed to the #violent fun as hell, reality of my #job. Just because I post most days about dogs , nature, and hiking does not lessen the daily #grind of training that is my day to day life. No personas, no shit talking, and no body parts hanging out....take it or leave it. I love this sh*t, I love competing with THE BEST women in the world that fight, I love the harshness and unforgiving nature of #mma, and to achieve victory is unlike anything in the world. Better a warrior in a garden, then a gardener at war. I'll be back fairly soon and I CAN NOT WAIT #startedfromthebottom #allmylife #proathlete #mmagold #wmma #ufc #topten #rememberwhy #december

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where's the goofs

Weren't you on /ck/ earlier?

Volkan is a Kurd (the eternal enemy of the Turk)
Latifi is an Albanian (Turkish demon spawn)

Volkan is the good guy here.

Oezdemir gonna HEEMing SMESH!

I don't understand what people see in this woman, she looks like the Predator.

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Sorry man. I apologize

oh shit it keith petersons

We are streeeeeeamin the fights over at BONGSTREAM . LIVE
Streamed in HD and all events will be on here

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>volunteer to do picks
>ask no one to goof
>disappear during the fight
should be hung desu

Predator had a smaller forehead

>no body parts hanging out
she's practically in a bikini and daisy dukes all day

Hey bud I'm all for fucking niggers but they best be pretty ones

SHITTIEST CARD YET

she's prettier when she does her makeup and isn't in her fight braids obviously. She ko's chicks, she shoots guns, just an overall badass

is there no crowd at all? first fight im watching

3 dog shit events in a row

latifi leads head first silly brainlet

Pretty sure that's you hitting the power button

He shouldn't button his shirt so high

no, it's coral

we the guy that retook them doesn't goof live during the fights I think

oezdimir has no time for ground, just stands ups

lol practically a turtleneck

not really

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Latifi is built like a fridge

wtf this round is taking forever

amazing thing about the UFC is that whenever a card LOOKS bad, it always IS bad.

UFC 224 is the sole exception to this.
Going to stick my neck out and predict the China card will be fucking garbage.

As a lanklet fighter myself it does my FUCKING NUT IN to watch lanklets in the ufc
It's so fucking easy. Just jab and front snap kick.
I just watched ooze land a jab. Then I watched him overstep into southpaw (!) and get cracked. Reestablishes range, and then fucking flying knees like a retard and gets clinched.
It's an exercise in fucking retardation every time. I hope the next hook he eats with his chin high and his feet level fucking drops him.

kurds are the descendants of the medes, who in the 6th century bc attacked mainland greece
latifi is the good guy

>Bisping dick sucking this shitskin despite him getting dominated all round

Can you British niggers stop praising arabs for a single minute?

nah it's definitely what caused my pc to freeze, it happened in the last hour and i didn't touch my power button. So ima research this sht, from quick google search it has some promising results

she's perfect

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dana must cut both of these bums

I will heem you all

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he's built like a ninja turtle

Incel Oezdemir is the LHW GOAT. His GF ruined him.

man latifi is a bum

so glad i skipped all fights today

Crowd absolutely dead even when there’s a flurry

holy shit its the heemer

i can goof them if no one minds

Idea: Replace the Klaxon at the end of the round with a clown's honk noise if the round was shit

keith peterson best ref in the game

10-9 Oezdemir
Latifi looks like he's not in the fight

Look at me. I am de captain now.

I'd imagine you hated watching every second of Carlos Condit having a fighter against the cage.

haven't watched in a long time - now i remember why

>tattoo
Spoiled.

This is objectively true yet the meme persists that shit cards are le low key bangers

Latifi is a Filho-tier clock-burning turd

2nd round heem by no hair time

Boring fucking card

Does Volkan know what a jab is?

uruguayans arent aware of their surroundings

every woman can be pretty with makeup dumbass

i don't know why i decided to pay attention to the main card

what a regretful decision. been a shit event so far

every card is getting worse and worse

>Subway getting another Fogle looking jew to do their ads
why

I was just thinking that, its silent in there

oh well still better than huezil

reminder that the nobleman sir Anthony Smif finished one of these bums

I don't want any trouble bro

Me and Tony are coming for you

ooze isnt keeping his hands up he finna get heemed by a cheeky hook off the clinck

>kosovo
>white

No I didn't bet that fight.

I could fuck you in the ass while stroking your chest hair, you big bitch.

HOLY SHIT LADS BRUTAL HEEM ON BARE KNUCKLE

youtube.com/watch?v=unQoYZJoe-k

Volkan deserves to win, got robbed in his last fight and his gold digger trophy wife left him

>cut men's 125
>cut women's 145
>only have 8-9 fights per card
>always insist a card has at least 3 good fights
>if these standards cannot be met then perhaps don't have a card every single week

it's so easy to fix the UFC's shitness but Dana is a retard

Nah she's pretty for an athletic woman, also big foreheads are patrician

Are you talking back kiddo?

I think it's an autistic /heem/ thing just so they can feel superior to cazzies.

Lads. We have had absolutely ZERO heems thus far. A couple heem tappy's but not a SINGLE heem sleepy. What the FUCK?

Holy shit

yes yes yes

Thanks for jynxing latifi

gassy latifi

There you go bud.

hopefully Luque vs Perry will make up for the lack of heems

HEEEEEEEEEM

heem

No bro I swear

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HEEEEEEEEEEM FINALLY

Latifi put to sleep

both fights have ended with hard knockouts

HEEEEEEM

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

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SLEEPY

HEEEEEEM

...

Bisping is on fire tonight.

LATIFI SLEEPI

Based volkan

You should've known it was a first round or nothing, his cardio is garbage.

What a fucking beating. Latfi should retire.

I called it... OEZDEMIR A HEEMING SMESH!

>tfw I missed the first heem of the night cause I was watching this heem

why does the universe hate me

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MUZRAT HEEMY

i've felt for a long time that there should only be one event per month

Bongstream.live

Bongstream.live

Bongstream.live

Bongstream.live

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HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMM

THIS is why we boy oezdemir

based and foresightpilled

NICE

PUNISHED OEZDEMIR

OOZY MADE SWISS CHEESE!!

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

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i forgot about this

If Volkan used his jab more he would be even more effective.

Good win tho.

HEEM
KEEM

wtf i thought Latifi was legit lads

Literally kissing the canvas

yea doing much better this time around imo

Latifi confirmed bum
Shitsping confirmed retard

I invented Ilirritated Bowelatifi.

Imagine throwing 5 shots in 3 minutes and your gas tank still hitting empty....

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This guy beat Reyes and Latifi but lost to Smith.

>Swedish

oh boy if only you knew

we bare heem now

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>Swedish """"""""fighters""""""""
Why can't Swedes fight /heem/?

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>Bisping calls it two right hands
Fucking spastic retard can't tell left from right

this tuca gave me hiccup

Are you trying to threaten me with a good time bucko

Latifi is christian. so is volkan.

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That's his stomach, fag.

okay I get that the K in KEEM starts for killed/kill but what does the EEM refer to?

Volkan's gif of Bader-Latifi really paid off tonight

>if you get 2 runners and beat one up I guarantee the guy who got beat up will always finish second

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>Chinstrap
>Malmo, Sweden
Don't make a fuck out of me you dumb abo

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He's a legit bum LOL

where's the webm of the KO aussiefag i missed it looking at Angela White big tits

if the ref wasnt there he could've made it on the artpiece with Eye and Asschin

now deport this fucking nigger

>Volkan was on a 3 fight lose streak
FUGG
I was rooting for him but if I knew he was on the verge of being 4 in a row I'd have been far more nervous

Latifi kinda looks like an Amish yoel Romero

Why does a Swiss guy need a Spanish Translator?

that was some high level commenting right there

Smif is elite you absolute casual

it's disturbing how many of you also post on Yea Forums

based Volkan

knuckle everyone even myself

KNUCKLE UP CHUCKLE FUCK

if you had properly assimilated him he would had won

Why did they put this canfight in the middle of the main card?

Manlets BTFO as usual

If Luque wins my parlay hits and I can go to bed.

for the spanish speaking crowd you mong

she isn't wearing makeup, as a specified, helps make her look attractive

Buttmad roach cunt

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Yoder Romero

Bisping consistently fucking it up with the translator, just let someone else do the interviews at foreign events pls

funny thing is he speaks better swedish than alex

They're in Peru dickhead, not Spain or Mexico

is it just me that finds Bisping kinda trash on the mic

>i might be the greatest fighter of all time

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Lost 2 rounds to a 5'5 USADA'd Lombard

Luque is the only thing that can save my night.

Adidas should make fight gear, nearly everyone of these guys is European and they treat that as their national brand, they'd sell so much.

inherently not true, a lot depends on physique

Stipe tapped Overeem is the true HW champ

Why? How is Alex' Swedish?

they speak spanish as one of the main language aside from the native american, which is huge in peru

Stipe genuinely needs speech therapy

UFC 241 ODDS

Seems like there is some $ to be made.

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kek, that was one of those funny ko's, very schaub esque

fuck this card blows at least we get to see Perry's dumbass get KO'd

holy shit it's this goof that pissed his pants excited when big john was reffing him

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Overeem beats Jon 10/10 times

i don't know if this is accurate the memer took over the picks and then left them in shambles

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They are here you dumb emu

>native american
I'm pretty sure Peru is in South America, not the US m8.

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I'm the greatest*
*[spoiler] Jon Jones [/spoiler]

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insult to swedish people

>Latifi is christian
lolno

>greatest heavyweight of all time
Does anyone actually think of Stipe when this phrase is uttered?

how is this bum in the main card of 241? another shit card might just skip it

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based

Thank you for the support brother :*

Oh for sure and Dustin is also a bum because he also lost a fight years ago

my nigga latifi beat your so called fighter tyson pedro

how was this joke translated foreign language dubs?

yeah, it's like that even with friends, he's not just nervous/at a loss for words during interviews. Is something wrong with his tongue or something?

Peru in the next fight!

Stipe/Pettis/Romero parlay for massive gainz cap this.

>bathe occasionally goof image
appropriate

its all america my guy

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Stipe
Pettis
Costa
ez muny

HAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED CORAL YOU LOSER AAAAAHAHAHAHAHA

can one of you av nerds webm the bare knuckle heem? fuck that was worse than the askren flying knee.

dubs decide to what i fap to

Charlotte Sartre

>shitzil

IS THE FIGHT ON...im getting comey and some russian bs

Pettis is free money

>Russain bs
bro you got a virus close that shit right now the fight is on

I miss the guy who used to do them who had a scoring system so you got credit for picks you got right.

prime fedor gets heemed by steep

Fuck off Merdestino.

no not yet

gotta agree with qt here

That fag has been permabanned for at least a year and a half

i still have them dummy

Humberto has a smooth body with caramel skin

*Punches you in the chest*
*kiss your boo boo*
are you sure kiddo

Caz

Fuck off pardo

what is this "everybody gets a trophy?" it's all or nothing.

Based.

>Watching UK TV
>Just saw an advert for Taco Bell

WTF?
We don't even have that here

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fuck off you gay homo faggot piece of shit

>people unironically think Pettis will beat Diaz
All of you are still Seething Gooby fans

WTF is this fight song?

are there 24 hour grocery stores in your country?

A man named Heidi wtf... my highschool gf was called heidi

>getting distracted in Thailand
color me jealous

If Bandenay and Luque can win I will not lose my ass tonight.

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Whistle ur boos at Bongstream.live

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good because i'm going to bed in a couple minutes thanks for taking over again lol

You post this every fight night.

feel obliged to root for the uruguayan seeing as he's the sole uruguayan fighter on earth

3 title defenses bro. who's better?

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could watch higher level mma in my local bar

Why is this peruvian nigga whiter than most americans?

>Get heemed so hard you go all stiff
>Ref doesn't stop it because your arms are still in the fight

she's a chick lmao you doofus

BETWEEN THE SACRED SILENCE AND SLEEP

Brock Lesnar riding Heath Herring

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You're missing out cuz. Want me to HEEM your country for you?

This hometown dudes last 2 wins were versus 0-0 guys...

your reflection

Too bad I missed that Volkan KO but this card has been a snoozefest. Already 2 vicious KOs in BKFC

pegging

>The Norf
yikes

fucking hell imagine the braps

brainlet subhuman ape cant even figure out how to work a stream, neck yourself faggot

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DISORDER
DISORDER
DISORDER

garagorri the best mma fighter in urugay

THE TOXICITY OF THIS THREAAD

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system of a down normalfag zoomer

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WAR SHEV

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yo mama

>System of a Down
Ok, based. Rooting for you "You Are Gay" man.

It's ok if you don't watch MMA buddeh, just don't pretend that you do. It's very cringe tbqh.

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1st round heem for garagorri

Come watch the fights @ BONGSTREAM . LIVE

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Tank Abbott

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good to know i'm the only one who got PFL right and the only one who left who picks Liz correctly

Humberto Bogdanoff?

twink vs evil helwani

she's uglly

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wtf, context?

nah im good fuck you

Sasha Grey

SOMEEWHEEEEEEEERE

BETWEEN THE SACRED SILENCE AND HEEM

>She will never force me to eat her ass.
Why even live?

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she is fugly as well...is she high on drugs

not if you flip her over m8

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Bailey jay

traps

and this dyke isnt?

"Tu es Gay"

kys pedo monkey

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Imagine tagteaming a girl with Colby.

Luque/Perry

Tank is from the old days of UFC. He was just a good ol' fashioned brawler.

Ashley Blue

Calendar posted here with his tripcode he's going to take the picks for UFC 241.

Based Billie poster.

\o/

That's not a ref he heem'd?

Bailey Jay

what an absolute shit card lads feel like i've wasted such itme

billie eilish

Another 10-9 for Peru

She's a -1100 favorite

>wtf, context?
It's fucking Tank Abbot

Big clock shemales.

LOL no. Back in the day you could fight with a shirt on.

did he just climb on him like a monkey

Khabib

my dick is starting to get limp and you fags can't get any dubs

Me

sameface saga

>billie eilish

Here's a little bit of MMA trivia. UFC former champion Carla Esparza's real last name is Oconnell. Billie Eilish's real last name is Oconnell. Both were born at the same hospital.

Melanie Trump

feet

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isn't she underage?

Brendan Schaub

heem says the man from America
heem says the man from England
heem says the man from Australia

it's called being jorge masvidal

both are also ugly as fuck

Sapp/Nogueira

The main event of UFC Uruguay 2019 - Valentina "Bullet" Shevchenko vs Liz "Girlrilla" Carmouche

Yes. In the early days, you could heem a ref to overturn their decisions and keep the fight going.

I thought he was pulling guard but he just fucking jumped on him like a spider monkey

Retard last fight was a banger.

You mongoloid.

hahahahha why does this faggott have long hair to try and cover his receeding hairline when he knows its gonna get exposed the second he starts competing..

Tyner Rushing

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CRIS CYBORG

Bisping is the only thing making this card bearable

Aldo/Mendes I

you can still wear a shirt

DING DING DING

Lads, I like Bisking on commentary more than I do Rogaine.

thisvid dot com, search random tag and watch the first public video under that tag
good luck

MY PARLAY IS STILL ALIVE FUCK YOU DOUBTERS

Which is saying something

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this is it, i'm in

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WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKk

Bros these guys are getting LIT THE FUCK UP but the commentators don't even say it. Rogan is sorely missed.

Godspeed, leaf motherfucker.

Betting against platinum?

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this is a bit of a scrap

Poirier lost to MJ when he was still himself and showed significant improvement, Smith to the ghost of a fighter and has shown nothing to imply he's improved.

How do you even find that out?

>fighter lands a soft jab
OHHHHHHHHHHHH HE'S HURT!!

Only plebs need Rogan to enjoy MMA.

>bandenay
rip

19-19, 19-19, and 20-18 Garagorri going in to round three on my scorecards

Bandenay is losing this.

What an utter troglodyte.

PLATINUM-grade thottie mom

im rootin for mr white trunks

i don't need it but i do enjoy it as well

Garagorri’s style is sick lads

that is so unbelievably uninteresting it makes me want to hit you

LADS IT'S FUCKING UP

youtube.com/watch?v=6IrdMDEmaUc

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I wish these kickboxer guys with insane technique weren't so pillowfisted.

this Tyner Rushing broad doesn't seem to have any nudes what can i work on here

guy in white shorts is winning 2 to zero

FUCK I CONFUSED THE FIGHTERS

wrong the white shorts won both rounds

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this but the opposite

We are streamin the fights over at
BONGSTREAM . LIVE
All in HD, all events. Come watch!

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we were having a spicy fight and now Bandenay just wants to wrestlefuck

rofl

thank god there was wrestling tonight because i might just be asleep by now if i only had this card to watch

Still think Polyana is prettier.

UFC @

BONGSTREAM. Live

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garagorri 2 - 1

...

Any good webm's from the night so far?

WHAT THE FUCK

poly is below average for a brazillian girl you're way off base
veronica's only problem is she's a womanlet with bad teeth otherwise the best looking ufc female fighter

Stopped watching wrestling a month ago because it was pissing me off too much and I legitimately forgot SummerSlam was this weekend. How was TakeOver?

You should have stopped watching 10 years ago.

what the fuck is that

remember when ufc used to be good

rip leaf's parlay

MMA injuries

Macedo’s teeth are perfect

I know. I want to kill myself every time I think about that.

nah...its always been shit tier fighting

BUTTER FACE

>teeth pointing in different directions
disgusting

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the weak must fear the strong

softcore lesbian masssage porn

pleb

lmfao issac vallie-flag on bare knuckle right now has a grey beard and a saggy dad bod

Phil Collins is a fan of BONGSTREAM . LIVE

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Fights are still up @ BONGSTREAM . LIVE

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BONGSTREAM. Live

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BONGSTREAM

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BONG STREAM dot LIVE come and watch "THE FIGHT" (TM) with us!

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