OFFICIAL CINCINNATI BENGALS @ KANSAS CITY CHIEFS PRESEASON GAME THREAD

If the Bengals go three and out in our first drive, I'll fucking kill myself

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>the bungles

Don’t worry bud even better a turnover

Oh nonono

>Bengals actually just paid this bum

Didn't even make it to three lmao

Ya'll got Dez'd

rip

Bad call imo

>refball

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REFBALL

CHIEFS GOT FUCKED

Is that /ourgirl/ Katie Nolan?

Saved by the refs lucky bastard

wow ***my**** chiefs are really out here!

tfw bengals fan

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O-line holding on better than I expected

ummmmmm bros???? where is the yellow line to show me the first down placement?

i had to watch a chiefs player kill themselves please dont mock my team now that they arent awful

Literally

Chiefs D looking shit like always hopefully we can score 42 a game

Who else targeting Boyd in fantasy this year?

I just made it, she's on instagram trying to use her tits to get people to care about Mina Kimes broadcasting the raiders game.

announcers are shook

I’m not touching any bengals

you mean ""our"" team? I been a fan since at least 2013

How warm is it in Cans Ass today?

I miss NFL sundays and Monday night.
Fuck this game

>2013
bruh i watched joe montana play

100° farenheit

Oh shit, based Mina is calling the game? I might actually tune in now. Thanks user

Its high 90s humid as fuck too

Are the Chiefs elite?

89, feels like 97 with 60% humidity

>dalton

No

lol so what dude I was born in KC I am a fan jus like you

Gross

>Dalton underthrowing a wide open WR

its pretty disgusting outside yeah

chefs D not inspiring confidence so far

>Chiefs giving up all the 3rd downs

Pretty nice catch desu sempai

Yeah I'm kinda feeling nervous. Even if it's the first preseason game.

CONFIRMED THAT WE'RE NOT COMING IN LAST PLACE IN THE AFCN

Not great chiefsbros

it's preseason. we're not playing all our starters and we're not going to reveal our scheme, retards

Dude, >we have no O-line
We're fucked unless somebody else loses a QB early on

dude... the bungles are getting Tua

is mahomes a based black man

No they're getting Herbert

Really not liking the refball so far bros. If they're gonna do us like this in preseason, what's the game against NE gonna look like?

Yfw Bungles last place in AFCN

>tfw I am moving from Orange to Brookfield because I got a job in Danbury and can leave my old one in Bridgeport
The new job pays 6 more an hour, plus I get to work 3 12 hour shifts a week which I vastly prefer to 5 8 hour shifts a week.

Best part is the area of CT that I'm moving to is much whiter and wealthier. The red lines indicate where the areas where I live my life while living in Orange. Bridgeport and New Haven are 2 huge nigger and spic riddled cities. Trumbull, Shelton, Orange, and Milford are some nice white middle class-wealthy towns, while Stratford, Ansonia, Derby, Hamden, and West Haven are poor-lower middle class towns with large nigger and spic populations. Needless to say I ran into lots of poor people, niggers, and spics living here in Orange going about my daily life.

But not I'm going to start a job in Danbury soon, and I'll be getting an apartment in Brookfield. Danbury is a much better city to work in than Brookfield as it is 45% white as opposed to 2% like it is in Bridgeport. Also, Brookefield is even wealthier and whiter than Orange. Plus all of the towns in the same sized surrounding area where I live my daily life are all 95+% white middle class - wealthy towns (except for Danbury obviously, Bethel which is only 85% white, and New Milford which is 91% white, but at least they're both middle class towns and not full of poorfags).

Thanks for reading my off-topic post but I am very excited to move to a much whiter and wealthier part of my state and not having to see so many poorfags, niggers, and spics. Thanks for reading :)

>returning a kick directly into a linebacker

Dubs and mahomes tears his ACL

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Herbert Whover?

Oops forgot to post my map!

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dear god

the vast majority of black man are based ;)

Does that mean hes tearing both?

>both acls

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There's that Bengals D that I know

>Bengals chimping
Guess it wasn't Burfict after all

ACLs of steel confirmed

NOOOOOOOOO

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lamo the fucking bungles defense is even worse than ours

NiggerBall is back!

Time for the nobodies
Woooo

DON'T RUN IN PRESEASON YOU KETCHUP EATING TARD

>mahomes in the game
>mahomes during the commercials
fucking comfy broadcast

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i'd watch a 24/7 mahomes livestream

Is Mahomes the most likable player in the league?

I'm ready to watch the absolute Chad Henne

yes not even debatable

that's not how your spell cam newton

He's an inspiration to every ugly man in the US

TK did something!

Most people I know hate his guts. Especially his face

mahomes is qt tho

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kpassagnoh is 289 and 6'7 jesus christ

Wentz looks like his wife

no the most likable player will never be an elite QB on a contender. it's someone like OBJ

sorry to interrupt your meaningless thread but

DAK CONFIRMED FOR STARTING TONIGHT

>someone like obj
Maybe I just don’t get this zoomer generation....

>tfw so out of the loop can't even recognize them all

BREAK
HIS LEGS

Who?

CHADS IN THE HOUSE

>go to every game
>only got to hang out with Anthony Munoz twice
Stop getting my hopes up

didn't say the biggest faggot in the league, desu

how do you fall for this 0/10 bait

Was that guy important?

Orenthal Bames Jimpson

GAME THREAD FOR DEM BOYS

GAME THREAD FOR DEM BOYS

Sup Chiefbros?

>have to watch this commercial for a fucking podcast 100 more times tonight

how is it bait when he has the most instagram followers you dumb

YO THAT NIGGA IS SMALL

Mahomes could legit could 50 and 5000 again.

hunt's daughter is absolutely smokin

BONK

Is that Chiefs player 5'4?

>n****
stop being racist

DTRAIN

Is this the year of Hennemania?

Is Henne /elite/?

he fast

Move over mutthomes, chads here

OH NO NONONONONONONNONONO

Ey fags drop us a link please

bfst.to/watch/nfl-2.php

andy reed looks like the kool aid man out there

I swear he gets wider every time i see him on the tele

Nice thank mate

elite defense

new rule. each ref gets two flags. after they run out of flags they are not allowed to call penalties anymore.

Move it on over, top 30 defense comming through

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>run the refs dry on false starts then start murdering each other
I can dig it

or the refs only call the egregious penalties

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>kc in january

When I hear the name Mecole i always think of Me'Shell from the movie dodgeball

His real name is carey hardman which is a lot better imo

The Bengals aren't very good

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INT

INT-erference

please dont make this a thing

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refball

What the fuck are they reviewing?

guess im the only chiefs fan who enjoys preseason

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Im here fren

fumble recovery and a nice run by the D-Train...so far it's a kino game

Hi fellow chefs bro

based midget

TOUCHDOWN BY THE D-TRAIN

TOUCHDOWN BY MECOLE

we got some promising rookies

This lil nigga finna do it

Darwin finna be an elite 3rd down back

feel bad for the poor bungle who couldnt catch a punt in the preseason

Bengals, more like the Bangles, that 80s band with the hit song "Walk Like an Egyptian"

don't quit your day job retard

ha ha, ebic

that joke does great when I do it in Cleveland

yeah who cares, fuck off

Mahomes always answers his questions with "yeah i mean" and always ends his answers with "we're just trying to get better every week and be the best we can be"

C H I E F S

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because he's an Uncle Tom

good, the last thing I want him to be is another Colin Krapernick

what? a jew? racist.

Wait did Mahomes actually play some downs?

he played one easy touchdown drive to tie it up

Yeah, I mean Colin Kaepernick is a great guy. Can run really fast, definitely score some touchdowns if he came back to the league.I think playing him would be a lot of fun. That being said, we're just trying to get better every week and be the best we can be.

haha confirmed Mahomes lurks on /spee/

bengals will be the worst team in the league this season

Marvin Lewis wasn't the best coach but his teams normally had decent talent. He's left Taylor without much at all. This Cincy rebuild is going to take a long time. There's fuckin nothing on this roster to build on aside from Mixon and Boyd

thats what i been saying they got Tua in the bag

bad news our hero OP got banned from twitter

Nah, they'll get a top 5 pick but either the Dolphins or Bucs will be the worst

Who's your fav new addition to #ChiefsKingdom?

for me it's the honey badger

Mahomes is cute there. Peyton and Brees look like they always need to speak to the manager.
Brady, Saquon Barkley, Wilson, Dak, Wentz, Mahomes, Antonio Brown, Cam, Brees, Peyton, Rivers, Cousins.

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great track