OFFICIAL LOS ANGELES RAMS @ LAS VEGAS RAIDERS GAMETHREAD

who /714/ here?

huntington beach reporting in

got some pacifico in the fridge brehs

I used to live there right where the skinheads would fight the gooks.

PLEASE
INJURE
DAK

Orange reporting in got my cold ass water and food ready

Austin proehl still with us, nice

Bros I’m nervous for Dakota Allen

I Always forget about the brown spot the Raiders have

Have never been more recently disappointed than with John Kelly's career

Thought he was going to turn into something

562 here

Raiders already taking each other out.

*RADIO SILENT* intensifies

Attached: DcUrhEjUwAAGCes.jpg (615x443, 42K)

Wouldn't it be nice if they could play football on a fucking football field after these YEARS that the Raiders have been there?

Oh shit

The fuck was that

IS BORTLES #ELITE?

HAHAHA running into the punt returner early is easily one of the dumbest mistakes you can ever make.

HAHAHAHAHA
Even our undrafted players are trying to injure players holy shit based

>bortles still garbage
>besss mowensssss still rough to listen to
it's good to be back to nfl football

>all these penulty flags
>not even past the mid mark of the first quarter

Attached: L9MlEPw.jpg (807x659, 37K)

Ayy made it in just in time to see my raiders go on offense

Who /wentswimmin/ here? BEAT THAT HEAT

Peterman > Bort holes

autistic beaner "Las vegas is greater LA" poster showing up in 5... 4... 3...

These rookies are fucking HORRIBLE

Hunter Renfrow getting wide open lol

Wow Giraffe with the look-off and Dre with the power

DRAGON JJ NELSON, GIRAFFE GOING HARD

DA BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

TOUCHDOWWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNNNNN RAIDERS

D Wash > Martin. cant tell me nothing

Why are the raiders playing starters ? Are they stupid or something

Season ogre Rasmbros
who should we draft?

Agreed, they need to use him more

This stadium music is horrible jesus christ

DeAndre isn't a starter sadly

jj nelson, deandre washington and mike glennon are not starters lmao

We’re playing 3rd stringners relax raidersnigger

Shoo zoomzoom

Lambs think the raiders are playing starters

>Glennon
backup
>Washington
on the bubble
>Nelson
challenging for 3rd receiver

>Can't find a broadcast or stream
What horseshit is this?

Attached: 1442001984853.png (599x337, 257K)

Key might be a starter, Abram too, unless his attitude fucks that up

if key is a starter we're fucked rofl

Try here livetv.sx/enx/eventinfo/828848_los_angeles_oakland/

I can't wait until they move out of this shit stadium

I think Gruden said they only want to bring in Key on passing downs. Heard he's having a good camp

It's a regional game so you will have to look for a stream if you are not in the area

Is he retarded or something
Also they need to chill with the flags this shit is killing my vibe

That returner is rattled

Ferrell playing?

what do other americans think of the raider fan base? is it worse than any other team?

Thanks

>That returner bungling the ball
Welp

Attached: 1444233317033.png (349x414, 196K)

sorry to interrupt your meaningless thread but

DAK CONFIRMED FOR STARTING TONIGHT!

it's just mexicans desu

Who?

Yup, as are Mullen and Renfrow.

Mike Glennon looking solid, might be a decent backup

yeah, he playing

They aren’t Mexican they’re CHI’s not 1st generation but 3rd gens And 4th gens so they’re deformed mutts

Prescott?

Gesundheit

Foster Moreau could be a good. Dudes huge

Rapp out there making plays. Kind of impressed

most don't care about anything west of dallas

GAME THREAD FOR DEM BOYS

GAME THREAD FOR DEM BOYS

GAME THREAD FOR DEM BOYS

Rams still shook after BB and TB fucked 'em up.

Wished Oakland took him ofer Abram, nothing against Abram but I loved Rapp's highlights, dude is physical and a good hitter

Damn dropped pick

Both teams are playing 3rd string guys

Belly flop onto a table saw

Lee looking fit, must be the jersey number

Abram a good guy with great instincts, liked seeing his energy on hard knocks. I think he's going to turn out fine

Goodbye Des Moines Personnell

Pour one out for Chris Warren kek

Fug

INTERCEPTED

There's the glennon we know and love

rapp should have been first DB off the board but he went 61. lol. sneads fead and sead

It's pre season stop with the flags damn it

Not a lateral

Rather it now than the regular season

CLELIN FERRELL

ay there he is

Cleveland Furl

This return team

Ferrell sounds better than ferell. Ferrell should consider having his name pronounced as ferrell desu.

Attached: 2B8DE421-17F6-4358-AB4C-3A7E2CAC468E.jpg (1240x661, 90K)

Can this dumb fucking long necked bitch do anything besides checkdown or throw picks?

Who /fashoinabley/ late here

Attached: Vaders.jpg (500x400, 37K)

I was almost late, had to speed my car home!

>He doesn't run through red lights.
If there's no camera, it's free to do it.

Why isn’t Josh Jacobs playing? Already proving to be a bust? Doesn’t wanna put himself out there?

Not in California. Camera's everywhere, till you get arrested though

Heh

Lmao the Chargers would booty blast both of these teams

Oh yeah, I forget jay walking is a crime out there.
You got speed cameras too?

Attached: 1264445123834.png (405x499, 235K)

They'd chorge it away too
Camera's on the lights to catch speeders

Attached: 66497718-E4BF-44F0-A8B8-3C51DCF15CED.gif (375x250, 1.22M)

Lmao injuries would (will) booty blast the Chargers

Little guy, big catch

Glennon fuck it go deep

7 going deep

3 straight big catches, This is the offense we need, not the checkdown

INT

welp

>

Fuck

ANOTHER ONE

jej

Live by the big play, die by the big play.

Glennon just reeks of McGloin

So do the raiders fans just take anything that isn't bolted down to the ground when the game is over or what?

Oh lord

Well they are raiders

Key with sack ay

Meh

We will knock you around and upside down,
And laugh when we conquered and won.

>slow mo shot of Jack Tatum nailing a RB

Yes, but we don't throw it onto the field, that's an Iggles thing.

SHUT THE FUCK UP TRIPRETARD

Carrmageddon why you invite your retarded cousin in the game thread

newfag spotted

and that's the only thing thrown by a guy in an eagles jersey that DOESN'T get picked off

>rams

What was that

Yo get the fuck out of here

>Raiders playing Petermeme for the second half
WHOS READY FOR MORE INTERCEPTIONS

Peterman redemption arc inbound

>dog racing halftime show
wtf

Oakland wants to get in on the gambling before the Raiders move to LV.

Attached: 1262304231005.jpg (560x495, 63K)

>dogs are named after former raiders greats
>tim brown dog wins
>weiner dog races
wtfx2

I'm a citizen of the United States of America.

Peterman gonna close this game out

post birth certificate

BIG RUN BY NATE DA GREAT

THATS WHY HE'S THE GOAT........THE GOAT

PEEEETERMAN PARKER

put Renfrow back in, damnit.

Petervick

that’s gonna be the highlight of peterman’s career isn’t it

The spirit of Rich Gannon

TOUCHDOWN NATE PETERMAN

PETERGOAT!!!!

PeterGOD Touchdown

Imagine getting dabbed on by peterman holy shit

TOUCHDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIDERS!

Attached: 1387867817277.jpg (258x850, 22K)

might as well just cut everybody that was on d on that play instantly

>we let fucking peterman score

Attached: Fuck_This_Im_Out.gif (400x304, 2.63M)

>we gunna win a superbowl we got a defense now

are rams shitty or raiders good?

Both.

One team is trying out their undrafted and unproven players while the other is just put in the best qb to ever live

kek

>playing in a baseball field
BASED

Which Rams QBs played tonight's preseason game?

The 3rd string one mainly

why is Peterman not playing?

Wolford, Allen, or Bortles?

Allen, I wanted to see wolford but I guess he’s not ready. I don’t really like Allen

>tfw taking pics of the stadium every day until i head out to navy bootcamp this monday

Attached: 20190801_191600.jpg (4032x2268, 3.08M)

whats your rate faggot?

Did they tear out the queef's jersey some faggot put into the foundation?

Peterman unironically looks better than Giraffe

>Russian
But you are a criminal

same

Peterman growing on me man

Attached: BubRub.jpg (240x240, 29K)

>this meme is like a decade old
I'm gonna woo, but it's a sad woo.

stop right there nazi fag

Just got back with going out to eat with my mum for her birthday, did AB play tonight?

>Blocks your path

Attached: Paladin.jpg (474x578, 32K)

Go give your mom a hug and tell her you love her, even if it's out of place. She'll be really happy. My mom is dead and I can't do it anymore.

Gib russian gf

stop being hilarious. watch game

>Peterman is the new Pryor
Jesus

I fuckin love this guy

How was McD's? Did you at least get your mom the whipped topping on her shake? I'll be providing the whipped topping to her mons venus later tonight if you catch my drift.

He has frost bite on his feet and refuses to play without his favorite helmet so no

you mean he'll become wr?

Heh, we went to a nice resteraunt, I will tell her I love her next time I see her.

No, kruschev I THINK YOU ARE GOOD GUY

I find this extremely funny because Russians were responsible for the proliferation of /pol/'s garbage, even pepe.
You boy's hit the jackpot for the useful idiot collection.

>considering Golden Corral to be a nice restaurant

Thank you kind sir/madam for the question answer.

Can we sign someone who's high profile and not a total train wreck? Did he not play early on because he was injured?
What the fuck is going to happen next? Carr plays prob owl tier and then gets his neck broken like Gannon?

Attached: 1526271719550.png (340x460, 104K)

Rams backups gave up lol

you're weird. aren't you?

>20 flags so far
yikes

AB is fag and so are you, bud

Roethlisberger pls go

I'm actually a Panthers fan, buddy

keep posting

>you're
>you

Steve Smith pls go

I'll take it

Carrmageddon pls go

Youngblood pls go

Leave him alone. His untethered faggotry and shitposting alone will secure our #2 spot in the AFC West

That goblin looked like a gorilla

Good luck on your future endeavours fellow Vegas user.

>his
>our

>his
>our
I'm literally Mark Davis, shut your mouth poorfag

Bullshit, post bowl cut

>having a bowl cut
>calling others faggots
if the shoe fits Mark, wear it

Attached: 1447836024724701730.jpg (800x483, 41K)

>losing to the Raiders
>even in a preseason game
Maximum oof. Even their first stringers are like a practice squad. Losing to their actual practice squad is like losing to a high school team.

Oh fuck

>Chargers losing to Cardinals
>Raiders beating Rams
who /ouryear/ here?

>preseason

Mcvay please let wolford start over Allen next game please

I guess the rams still technically have a shot

I can smell the cowboys butthurt from here

>our
you're the worst kind of cancer besides tripfags

Don't be gay.

>b-b-but it's just preseason...
>right?

It's hard to no be with your dads penis in my anus.

>sonic commercial
>panda express
>Carl's jr
>sonic again
>marie calendar's
hmmmm

I mean, yeah. Preseason barely means anything except maybe looking at specific depth players to evaluate them under easier conditions. As far as meaning something for actual regular season records, no. Both the 0-16 Browns and 0-16 Lions went 4-0 in their preseason games.

Fuck, now I'm hungry...

I'm...not sure if you just rekt me or not.

got your attention didn't it hamplanet

Okay that has to be it

Your argument is sensible, but I'm going to disagree with you because I find it funny.

>0-16
is it even possible?

I can't argue with that so I pretty much lose by default.

lol

Raiders win!
Peterman undefeated

Based Raiders

Attached: 1504238778419.png (720x540, 634K)

>it happened again

Attached: Maroon 5 Rams 3.png (784x602, 198K)

>your
>I'm
>you
>I

Can somebody put grammarfag back in his cage

>Yo I'm Yuro UI
Beat that, bitch.

HMDA
They found it yeah
Thanks

Running with this shirt is cozy honestly but heard you get smoked by rdcs for having it at bootcamp

Attached: 15654931526185798130510835492791.jpg (2640x1488, 807K)

your're a faggot
murder you'reself

RIP in peace after youe'r kill ur'eself

you first, and learn to spell douche

>HM
lol enjoy never ever advancing nerd.

I'll enjoy my certificates that guarantee a civilian job
100k.
Starting.

Honestly e6 is all you really need in a 4 to 5 year contract

Jesus fucking christ

Attached: 031063_B1_RT.jpg (784x980, 145K)

you have to go back

>100k
LOL Is that what your recruiter told you?
Navy medical shit wont mean squat in the outside.
Who the fuck is going to give some E nothing a 6 figure job for giving dip shits flu shots all day? Ge a fucking grip lol

>e6
You will never make E-6 as a HM on a 4 year contract you fucking moron. HMs are overmanned as fuck and have been that way forever.
t. IS2

I don't know what the fuck anyone in this thread is saying anymore.

Ariat makes a decent boot

No its a joke
But as long as you don't slack off in A school and use the college benefits while active you have to be a literal retard to not have a stable job after service
t. Family that has served
Maybe you or your friends didn't cause they are retarded enough to treat military service as a job and not as a way to improve your life thru their college benefits.
I am never going to pay for school and already got 50 college credits enough to get me e3 already in bootcamp

I never said it was you, just your country that played a good portion of America like a fiddle.
Even if it royallyed fucked up my country, it was an impressive cyber op for the money put in.

>another team is falling for Nathan Preseasonman

How many times can he do it, lads

>Maybe you or your friends didn't cause they are retarded enough to treat military service as a job and not as a way to improve your life thru their college benefits.
>I am never going to pay for school and already got 50 college credits enough to get me e3 already in bootcamp

Youre so clueless its insane. Youre in fucking DEP and you think you know everything lol
You will never go E-3 to E-6 in 4 years. You have to spend time in your paygrade before youre eligible to take the advancement exam. E-5 to E-6 alone is 3 years you dumb faggot. Unless youre getting nothing but EPs on your evals it wont happen.
Oh by the way retard, the Navy publishes their advancement quotas each exam period that anyone can look up. Last cycle HM was siting at 3% lol
Unlike you im actually in the Navy so I actually know what im talking about.
If you were ever in my bay id haze the dogshit out of you Richie Incognito style for being so retarded.

Oh just looked up the quota for HM3 its fucking 1% LOL
Enjoy!

First of all
Its a 5 year contract for hmda
Second
People that continuously doubt themselves never advance

I know it is the slowest to advance I've heard it a million times but I know I'll advance
Scored 86 on my asvab and joined the military for the benefits , studying isn't difficult for me and I'm physically fit enough to get a overall good - excellent in my age range

>People that continuously doubt themselves never advance
>I know it is the slowest to advance I've heard it a million times but I know I'll advance
Scored 86 on my asvab

What a stupid boot lol
See you in the fleet dipshit, If you ever make it that far