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KEK SCUBA

Shouldn't that be a balk because the pitcher already raised his leg?

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Which one of you is same fagging?

STOP HITTING RIZZO

JUST BECAUSE HIS WHOLE BODY IS IN THE STRIKE ZONE DOESN’T MEAN YOU CAN VIOLENTLY BEAN HIM AS HIS WIGGLES HIS BIG ITALIAN DICK IN FRONT OF THE CATCHER

Can't wait for the electronic strike zone and the immediate 40pt drop in Rizzo's OBP.

>cusb

LMAO

Aristides A-KINO

BACK-TO-BACK

CUSB KEK

>weapons grade autismo

Actually it will increase his OBP because a lot of strikes that are called away from Rizzo's are balls, but because he hugs the strike zone it messes with the ump.

Also, did they test Aquino for steroids yet?

>cusb
>road game

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>cusb fielding

He is NOT a student of the game.

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could be worse I guess

True, if the pitching is going to self destruct, it might as well be the starters because at the rate our bullpen is dropping, we won't have anyone left by the time early September comes around.

It's going to be up to the bats to save the day regardless.

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>Jon Lajoie Votto

Cubes fags. Tweet at your faggot pitcher to hurry the fuck up. This one and the nip. How do you faggots watch this ?

scuba doos kek

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Lol are you retarded guy? He is a beanpole. I could a homer at this shot box in August.

Is the offense gonna take the whole weekend off?

AQUINO OWNS YA, CUSB!!!

Aquino will be the next Trout. Book it.

OH I'M LAUGHIN'

>CUSB

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

>Klyle Henderdicks

road woes

>He doesn't take steroids
>Hit how many home runs in 3 games
I hope you aren't retarded

>GRAY

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Stop pitching high and inside ffs
Almora should be hanged little Cuban small dick fucker

game's over. series over. season's over. century's over.

>watching this instead of the fcc crew derby
you're all missing out, cincy bros

>fcc
have they won ten games yet?

>getting no hit by sonny fucking gray

>scuba doos

>This game and the amount of ambushes.
Sign stealing?
Who do you think is going to be the position player to pitch tonight? Caratini?

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WHAT
A
MASSACRE!

>Sign stealing?
nah, just cant hit

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Confirmed he's roiding.

ALL OF MY WHAT!

AQUINO

FUCKEN

OWNS YA

CUSB!!

or pitch kek, how many home runs is that?

How the fuck did Cubs let such a shit team look dangerous?

>Can't hit
They wouldn't be stealing signs if that was the case.

>The education of the resd

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not even a reds fans, satan

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>666
>Not even trying for the GET
Shame on you.

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maybe there can be some positives

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LOL CUSB

I WILL FEAST ON THESE BRATS AND YOUR SHITTY BASEBALL

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Schwarber with a base hit!
Bye bye no hitter.

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I buy those same pretzel buns for my sandwiches

They're top tier.

ded gaem

Just waiting to see if Maddon puts a pitcher in the out field or who the position player is.

Also great AB by Caratini, that should fuck up Grey's Pitch count enough where he can't finish the game.

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>Let's go Cubbies chant

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Something's rigged here.

I have my hands up, please for the love of got show mercy.

That's not a good look, at least pitch to the guy. Throw hard inside then paint outside instead of just throwing him a bunch of curves

kek scuba

They throw at him next time he's AB, just to see what happens since Piug is no longer there to be the enforcer.

The fuck are you doing Cusb? Fight back already.

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Is Julianna gonna get BLACKED by Aquino tonight?

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>Doing the wave

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sorry, the resd just have >our number. And so does the road

FUCK YOU THEO FUCK YOU...TRADE RIZZO FOR PITCHING

>Nazi frog
>Pretending they're buff
Oh the delusion.

Mills with a base hit! Bote to third!

>tfw nation wide white claw shortage
hold me, bros

well I gotta say, I don't think I have much more motivation to stay positive

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Same here, schwarbro. The cubs are really making it difficult to keep following them this season.... i may stop soon.

schwarbro, I can't stop watching. I won't stop. Just give into the negatives, let them germinate. Sometimes when all hope is lost all you can do is live in anguish. That is what I deserve

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WALK HIM.

DON'T LET THEM HAVE THE SATISFACTION

we're gonna miss the post season

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Good, nazi aren't allowed in the post season.
Go away

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Hey, he can bleed after all.

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Where's my position player to pitch Joe?

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this one is good. should use a thicker font though.

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nice!

YEAH FUCK YEAH!

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SCHWARBOMB!
1-10

APOLOGIZE FOR YOUR LACK OF FAITH

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Hey you're right! He teaches me new lessons every day on staying positive.

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bad game, creds

Lol look at the reds roster size-wise vs. the cubs. The cubs would get curbstomped

Your team's already recovering from the last brawl they started, they'd take it like little bitches.

Good guys win again.

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