/copalib/ - request edition

Anime

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Bold

Segue o líder seu macaco do caralho

Based

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>O QUÊ QUE TÁ FALTANDO PRO FLAMENGO CONTRATAR O BALOTELLI? FALA PRA MIM, O QUÊ QUE TÁ FALTANDO PRO FLAMENGO CONTRATAR O BALOTELLI? DINHEIRO NÃO É, O FLAMENGO TÁ RICO. PORRA, ENTÃO TÁ FALTANDO O QUÊ, CARALHO? O BALOTELLI É A CARA DO FLAMENGO, PORRA. A CARA DA TORCIDA JOVEM. JOGADOR MALUCO, PROBLEMÁTICO, OLHO PARADO, PORRA... USA BIGODINHO DA FAVELA DO MANDELA, PINTA O CABELO DE LOIRO PIVETE, PORRA. É A CARA DA JOVEM, PORRA. TÁ MALUCO? ESTRÉIA DO BALOTELLI NO FLAMENGO NO MARACANÃ, DOIS A ZERO FLAMENGO. DOIS DO BALOTELLI, PORRA. ELE JÁ VAI PRA NOITE, JÁ VAI LIGAR PRO ADRIANO IMPERADOR, JÁ VAI PRA VILA CRUZEIRO, JÁ VAI TIRAR FOTO DE FUZIL NA FAVELA, PORRA. COISA LINDA, BALOTELLI BATENDO COM O CARRO NA LINHA AMARELA, PORRA. QUEBRANDO A MURETA. VAI APARECER EM MADUREIRA JOGANDO RONDA, VAI PRA VILA MIMOSA VISITAR AS PRIMAS. PORRA, MANCHETE EM TUDO QUE É JORNAL NO DOMINGO DE MANHÃ, TU VAI COMPRAR O PÃO VAI TÁ LÁ: "BALOTELLI ESTRÉIA, FAZ DOIS GOLS, BATE COM O CARRO, TIRA FOTO DE FUZIL NA FAVELA, VAI NO PUTEIRO... PORRA, SEGUNDA-FEIRA NO NINHO DO URUBU, A MÍDIA TODA TÁ LÁ, PORRA. REPÓRTER DO MUNDO INTEIRO. PORRA, O BALOTELLI DÁ RETORNO, CARALHO. JOGADOR PROBLEMÁTICO, VAI SER SUBSTITUÍDO, VAI BICAR O GATORADE, VAI CHUTAR O BANCO DE RESERVAS, VAI XINGAR O TREINADOR... PORRA, MAS A BOLA VAI CAIR NO PÉ DO CARA E ELE VAI BOTAR PRA CASINHA, PORRA. ALÔ LANDIM, ALÔ PRESIDENTE, SE LIGA NO PAPO DO NINJA SINCERO PORRA. TRAZ O BALOTELLI LOGO, CARALHO! O BALOTELLI É A CARA DA JOVEM, PORRA!

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>Paraná Clube

fuck a.nal

Envigado is good

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just dropped out of uni

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America unironically first

for me it's la mechita

ah been there

Source?
Not of the thot, the audio of the mad mulambo

cool kart

WhatsApp pasta man... I only have the vídeo version

Argentina is up 1-0 against Honduras in the final of the Pan American football games. 20 minutes into the first half.

youtube.com/watch?v=sMmlmriqSqw

Thanks, son

ebin
I fucking love brazilians. I just do

I want to fuck Delfi

I just caught Argentina's goal
if >we win with just that, this tournament is an even bigger meme than I thought

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>HonDURRRas
you can't miss a rebound like that

>1-1

E O vascaINO
TCHAU TCHAU

>>>>>>>>>B

me too user me too, she is such a qt

Almost makes me want to hit up a local swimming pool. But then I remember they're mostly full of nasty old ladies.

HAHAHAH THE FUCKING MADMEN ON TYC
they helped shill delfina's instagram
follow count went from 1k to 13k
and I guess instagram thought it was spambots and removed the account

*delfina's team
still funny

top kek it was live on tyc

>aBerica

aBerica esta tolimeando

Welcome to the club. You are gonna regret it later, but whatever.

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GOLAZO

3-1
IT'S HAPPENING

Maybe he won't. I dropped too and it was the best decision I've made in my entire life.

depends on your connections desu
Academia alone is overrated these days, there are just too many people who are able to crush college. Also, learning a trade is underrated by academia babbies. Sure, you may not have a degree, but fuck, if you just want the money, what does it matter?

>HONDURAS
F

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Mexico couldn't beat this?

Qual curso?

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Mulher é uma desgraça mesmo, vai tomar no cu

You fucked up, Should have just finished up bro.

>shower
>sudden urge to shit
I'm sick and tired of this crap
just put me a little shit pouch on the side so I don't have to shower again

academia means something else in portuguese

What to do anons. Send help plz. I'm probably the most useless 25 yo male out there. Currently working thanks to my mom
(thanks mommy)

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perro conejo

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2006 world cup should be the goat world cup dammit

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>implying it isn't
literally any of the teams in quarterfinals could have won that cup, that's how a world cup has to be

Except Ukraine

I think It could have more legendary games and would have been kino If players like Ronaldinho, both Ronaldos, Beckham, Rooney, Totti, Ballack etc scored a lot of goals

penalties at the end made it not so good tho

Kys, penalties after a match like 2-2 os 3-3 is kino as fuck

*or

it was 1-1 tho if you can't quiet remember french goal was zidane's panenka penalty

>rolled a /vela/
>had a half smoked one besides the mouse

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youtu.be/3wKtywTYe10
>presenting Pavon like he’s a great player
Lmao

friends sister whom has a bf is VERY flirty
what do lads

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make the move coward

Não é porque tem goleiro que a gente deixa de tentar fazer gol, viado

economics
nah, it was not worth continuing
even the professors say the course is useless if you want to work/make money

mano dava pra te pegado ela facil, mas é mt problema
pqp :((((

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vai toma no seu cu mlk

registered

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you guys make me miss brasil, portuguese is based

...

buseta

Based

as ideia

cara serio tava bizarro a mina
essas mule é so problema eu so queria uma normal :

*muffled synthetic piano*

thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=zzTiaVq9RN0

NO ME VUELVO A ENAMORAR PARA SUFRIR

youtube.com/watch?v=Fu-BRb7mTqc

Encontre la solucion al problema de la resaka
me mantengo en la joda borracho hasta las seis de la mañana

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dónde veo anime sub en inglés?

gogoanime

F

¿quien les vende la hierba, /copalib/?

Crinjo

> hue banter so string it transformed an argie user into a national beauty winner

Listening both of these at the same time, good stuff

I'd normally ask you to send power to Ferroviário prior to their match (which is today in little less than 10 bongs), but lately this practice has been pure mufa. So yeah, do whatever.

la madre naturaleza
a cambio solo pide agua

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/o\ no power sent

why do flamenguistas keep trying to be ours and palmeme's rival? its honestly so cringy

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Today is Bay Day

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Basado y rojopastillado

Baseado e vermelhopilulado*

Today we celebrate father's day in Brazil.

Did you cuddle all night long with yours, give him a kiss on the lips and told him how much you loved him yet?

If not, what are you waiting for? Isn't like you really love him?

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based retard

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gonna start my master at the end of this month m8 im pretty stoked

How do you find the strength to get up on a Sunday if you got so drunk last night that you shat all over your bed, and there's no footy to be had.
All least I didn't take my jeans off.

get up, change your sheets and throw your jeans away.

This is Cruzeiro's new manager. Say something nice about him.

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He really looks like the happy merchant meme.

por isso eu vou mandar, por isso eu vou mandar assim
comando vermelho rl até o fim
é vermelhão desde pequininin
so moleque brabo na favela do baixin

why do gambas keep trying to be ours and gaybbbios's rival? its honestly so cringy

Wait, was it confirmed?

tonight

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twitter.com/samuelvenancio/status/1160542777110880256

youtube.com/watch?v=Cupo63T_Bcs

Happy Father's day to our /copalib/ros who are dads

Gabigol and Balotelli are arguably a winning combination even for 1st grade euro team.

Reminder that hes the best president >we have ever had.

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At first I was in doubt, but now...

mobile.twitter.com/FortalezaEC/status/1160564063409254400

It's official. Godspeed, Rogério. From one sinking ship to another.

I gotta say
Corinthians plays the ugliest fucking football I've ever seen

How the fuck do you stop fucking ugly bitches, it's like a drug

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I just became a dad of a gallstone of the size of a plum this week.

>0-0

*snap*
Yup...

FUCKING EVERALDO
HOW THE FUCK DOES HE FUCK THAT UPPP??????????

Based retarded gaucho

Get one pregnant and suddenly you will be disgusted

O comentarista disse que o pé de apoio dele escorregou...

yea, but he could have cut inside just one more time, he didnt have anyone to pass, and there was no one on his right to block him if he tried, he just needed to not panic and not shot at full force

You simply have to encontrar la solucion

>Página 8

Fucking manure x chelshit was too memey

i was voting

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Oh fuck, the lineup is the same as ever.

I hope we paid the players today.

I wish Isaac Prado would start, not because he's qt but he has been showing his will to play,

Who should I vote for? Im On my way there

ta te ti

happy father days brotendos

VAMO MEU PALMEIRAS CARALHO

Please vote for Cretina so I can move (illegally) back in

Why is botafogo such a small club?
>no supporters
>no international titles
>no stadium they actually own
>no money
>perennial irrelevancy

Can we stop pretending they're one of the 12 biggest clubs once and for all?

Sorry mate, I voted macrisis

OOOOO
VAMO GANHAR PORCOOOOO

Are you guys obliged to vote as well?

ESSE GOLEIRO DO BAHIA É MUITO VACILÃO
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

putfire being massacred at home by athletico reserves

HAHAHAHA marias crashing down to serie b with no survivors

you have to go, yes - the envelope can be blank, but there have been stories of blank votes magically turning into votes for candidates

Wait, you don't use electronic ballots?

We don't believe in electronics

cruzeiro is so fucked...

Like your mum

>Diogo barbosta

Goal Bay My Cum. 1-1

VAR taking many time to see a simple handball

Right? If I was the ref I would tell everybody in the var room to ir tomar no cu

DEYVERSON NÃO

GOL DO AVAI AHAHAHAHA

Aqui e Botafogo porra

Where is bahia user to say the they get robbed by var sinso everytime

They really need to stop going back on previous plays to do var checks
Just give the pen when it happens and go check
The way it's done now is nonsense and slows down the game so much

GILBERTO NO HAHAHA

Goal Bay My Cum. 2-2

Ref is a blindman and the VAR crew are slow as fuck.

>inb4 cucu scores again

gatito the GOATkeeper

great round for flameme and patético mineiro, it could only be better if btfogo and basco lost their games

>+10

a.k.a. until Palmtrees score

NEM CAVAR PÊNALTI DIREITO ESSE COCÔ DO DEYVERSON CONSEGUE
VAI TOMAR NO CU DEYVERSON E VAI TOMAR NO CU PAULO TURRA TU E ESSE FONE DE OUVIDO DE PILOTO DE HELICÓPTERO

Palmeiras 2-2 Bahia. Bahia did deserve the loss because defense did let >Dudu score twice.

anyway
Go Bay My Cum

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tao robano meu pomeras

Fuck argie elections. Now I have to watch jaguares - pasto

>a fucking tree

Série D final - 1st leg

Brusque 2-2 Manaus

2nd leg next sunday at Manaus

> @ Manaus
*stock jungle noise*
This is where the fun begins

youtube.com/watch?v=fKJfaHS1JjA

can't defeat bay at home and still thinks they will win this competition

La B matchday 12 results, 2nd leg edition

Rentistas 2-0 Central
Villa Teresa 2-2 Cerrito
Atenas 1-2 Tacuarembo
IASA 0-1 Villa Española
Albion 1-4 Torque
Dvo.Maldonado 2-3 Bella Vista

-Rentistas recovers the lead
-Bella Vista´s comeback, Atenas choking
-Central Español on relegation zone

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youtube.com/watch?v=LfZWp2w5Vzc

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duas infelicidades, dois infortúnios
mas sempre de cabeça erguida
AVANTI PALESTRA

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Why is this happening to us

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this happened today in the 2nd division

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>us
for me it's Nacional de Patos

kek

argiebros more music like supermerk2 and polaco pls
youtube.com/watch?v=VRj4reiG9i0
i need it for my latino memes

how is this even possible

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kek south american football away from Brazil and Argentina is non-existant

What the fuck, Cruzeiro is really São Paulo Jr. top kek

kino

Isso, mas não ironicamente.

>plastic gooks

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Fathers' Day

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Vascobros, she's getting tired of those chokers

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>millos playing like shit again

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Santos is taking this championship without survivors and next libertadores too, segue o lider porcada

Bahia is only 12 points behind. Until Matchday 38, this gap shall be atropelated by Bahia.

GO BAY MY CUM

How visitors have seen the Bahia match today at Allianz Parque

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No way ahahaha fuck porcos

HAHAA GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU FILTHY NIGGER
AQUI E BOTAFOGO PORRA

VAR off air at Goiás x Vasco right now

Basado.

jesus christ that's pathetic lmaoo

imagine paying for watching a web

HIJUEPUTA QUE DEFENSA MAS MALA, ESTAMOS JODIDOS ESTA TEMPORADA. Why do I suffer with this team

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remember user, esto no es como empieza, sino como termina, see cortulua in liga i apertura

Lads I'm scared. I've never voted in me life, what's going to happen to me

For me it's South America

> V/S
step aside ":" and "x", this the new worst one.

nothing

Putting up a /copalib/ cumbia playlist, wait until i get home.

Depends on how many times you have skipped.
1 - nothing
2 - a fine
3 - community service
4 - death flight

There's also the /rug/'s fetish for "v" instead of "x"

> voting in paso
you dun goofed

>4 - death flight
Nice, only 1 time to go

METE ESA PUTA MIERDA MILLLLLLLLOOOOOSSSSSSSS GGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLL HIJUEEEEEE PUTAAAAA

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Nothing, democracy doesn't work.

v is better than x tho

>not selling your vote

Isn't that a legal thing?

That's a thing in the Champions league draw too (unless it's just our broadcast)

Post 2019 transfers that went horribly wrong.
I'll start.

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Deyverson not getting sold to china

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Post kino narrations
Ill start
youtu.be/P-ChrPLXAtA

youtu.be/v40sagW_B3k

youtube.com/watch?v=Kn2celQzNHc

youtube.com/watch?v=MJEztqdT0sA

GO BAY MY CUM

Good quality for something that seems to be a medio partidario.

youtube.com/watch?v=iFgEQ0atB3U

GOAT narration incoming
youtube.com/watch?v=pJSVLswPGQw

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Holy fuck that high pitch scream got me in tears HAHHAHAHAHAGWHAHAHAHAHAGAGAGAHAG

I just want to see Gimnasia win something, shit will be historical

highly improbable

>"Gimnasia no puede jugar ni con tierra"
- Alberto Raimundi, Gimnasia's biggest fan.

> last title: copa centenario 1993
They should bring back double elimination/two-lives cups desu

perrocracia

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who did he vote for tho

Bolsonaro

based

youtube.com/watch?v=1YwCDWZiVhs
>k-pop kiddies won't recognize this
>but true Argentine patricians will

perro vota

Impugnado, the thinking man's choice

imPUGnado

seguramente en blanco o anulado

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Hi /copalib/, any uruguayans here? Just wanted to make sure if any of you rate my boy Maxi, he really has the potential to be or surpass Luis Suarez level if he doesn't become a cheating cunt like him.

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no

liga aguila ii clausura jornada 5 done

results

kkk 0 - 0 refineros
el ciclon bananero 2 - 0 casi
equity 0 - 0 a.nal
los guerreros del ayura 2 - 1 tolimlel
el poderoso de la montaña 4 - 1 aBerica
santa B 0 - 0 boyaca's patriots
fieras del sinu 1 - 1 cuyes
huilel 1 - 1 mill8s
golden eagles 1 - 0 burrior
leopardos 2 - 0 el doblemente descendido (this match is one of those congolombian clasicos, it's called "clasico del oriente colombiano")

jornada 6 will start this friday with patriots - envergado

the only relevant news about this jornada: comutricolor.com/no-dejaron-entrar-a-hinchas-con-cedula-de-bogota-para-huila-vs-millonarios/

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does the basado Colombianão still have playoffs to decide who is the champion?

how's Pala doing at Casi?

Sadly no, that was changed in the assembly of the last year before the liga aguila 2019 started. Now the 8 teams classified are divided with 2 groups, defined by draw, the team who lead the group, goes to the final. Pinto shit in that awful format after losing with the cuyes, and he's right, playoffs > groups.

average

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what happened

the internet is dying

>café de colombia

(((they))) are clearly trying to bring the internet down so no one see's when they accidently injure bay players in a way that mengão manages to win the title

2am and barking perros dont let me sleep. There is a cock as well, and cars...

tomorrow I'll fugg some slut who I was banging before my brasil visit
when I came back, she was already with some guy and still is
summed it up perfectly

I hope he does
I Dont watch his matches tho

youtube.com/watch?v=M1cbAftyzVQ

youtu.be/UYV3LwRD5vc

Welp, Ferroviário lost again.
This is what, the fifth loss in a row?
Seriously, we were 5 points away from the second place, and now our chances to qualify to the next round are slim. Such is the life of a small-time team hincha.

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based thirteen might escape relegation

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perro perezoso kkkkkkk

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who unknown hour /vela/ here?

Mornin' frens. Don't forget to buy all the us dollars you can

Why are u guys ignoring my perro :(

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Perrezoso

vascão tá chegando

Stay strong

Can I post Guateleague updates here?
My autism compels me but nobody else cares.

How gustatoya is doing?
I like the birb on their logo

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Fecha 3 results

Chiquinala 0-2 Chokeban Imperial
MuniciBal 1-0 TOROS del Malacateco
Meme birds 2-3 Sanarate in el SUPERCLASICO del rancho
Xelawho 3-2 Una vela fish

>Still to play
Sta Lucia Cotz vs. Comecacaciones
Memetigua vs. Dep. Neto Bran

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It seems the meme birds have lost meme status since losing their meme coach to the NT, but they always find a way to come back in the second come around, they just lost to their departmental rivals in a close match full of goals.

>Vial a 3B
>Conce a 2da

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Sopa de Malacateco
Uma delícia

That's not even the worst name

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For me, it's

>Cerro

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Them Patriots making to the play-offs i see

>My autism compels me but nobody else cares.
never stopped other autists before

Playoffs in a league competition is in the top 5 of retarded football things. Prove me wrong.

*wins*

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Just kidding lol

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> ULTRA AZUL
sounds like a fanmade pokemon remake

i can't but i'm going to complete your top 5

> Extra time in a two legged series
> Relegation play offs
> Promedios
> Women

There is no excitement in a league finish without a playoff desu
Looks like a fanmade pokemon (deviantarts)
> Relegation play offs
This is true in large countries but in smol countries it can prevent shit teams with no fans like pic related from making it into the highest division.

Forgot pic

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Based

Okay /copalib/ your team wins the CL but for the next 3 seasons everytime your team plays their rivals they lose 5-0, would you take this deal?

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still waiting that argiebro to make the playlist
>tfw musical taste is all over the place
i just noticed i was listening to el polaco then i played a russian empire song

For any Central American team this is an amazing deal.

i'm cruzeirense, lads
and i think we're going to the b now

perro raro

godspeed cruzeirense

nah

nem fudendo

youtu.be/O4mBmcsERlE?t=166

min 2:42

De Rossi will play tomorrow

So now that argentina is going down with no survivors will libertadores turn into copa do brasil again? sad, bring mexicans back our there won't be any sense in this shit existing anymore

wtf is his problem?

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Great deal for small teams, awful deal for big teams

Be careful what you wish for. Last time, murricans wanted in as well.

they lose to teams from panama and trindad and tobago, will be massacrated by venezuelans and bolivians and give us a good laugh

Viva la B!

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kek

vasco

But my team beating it's rival is an essential part of winning in the first place

You now remember Bella Vista

>Bolivia
>winning

I thought you had better education my samba dancing frend

Did he die?

Abreu

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3 minutos de vida muchachos ¡Por Dios!
youtube.com/watch?v=Q7RfD8X9R6E

rip argentina it was a good run

>stays in primera a

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>implying MLS teams can handle sudaca murderball

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it was?

it was alright all in all

based, and the indio is still weko

Nah, it was full of water.
They scooped him out and he kept playing.

lance normal

Flamengo macaquinho vai morrer no sábado

Based U. de Concepción

o ideal seria que os dois times de macaco morressem

lmao @ the first teammate being just perplexed

It's entertaining for outsiders tho

QUE TE PASA GORILA
EN CLARIN ESTÁN TODOS LLORANDOO

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>most of the students will be out protesting tomorrow with the professors' consent
>there is still a class for me

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say you're going to protest as well

CAPO, MY (DOLLARIZED) PAYCHECK. WHERE IS IT?

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just don't go and say the protest was hampering the transport of your house.

I don't think he was worried about that

ur dubs confirms
F

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o sampaoli é uma fraude
esse careca filho da puta
vai tomar no cu

el mas capo

veja.abril.com.br/mundo/acordo-mercosul-ue-sera-revisto-diz-candidato-a-presidencia-argentina/amp/
omg I hate Argentina now

>the transport of your house
Living in an RV?

Just say you went out protesting and instead stay home, fap and post here.

I'm curious to know if the teams make some kind of hedge before hiring players in dollars

Probably a small cock

It just keeps eating his crops, i would be mad too.

top jej

If they want to fuck their country so bad, I say let them.
Anyways, NO POLITICS.

Why Argentinians always gotta fuck things up for us? I hope bolossauro annexes those fools

BOSS

>lula's friend
H-he's not winning, right argiebros?

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Depends on the player, but i doubt he was in for the money to begin with.

> he

Sorry, but he will. Blame Macri for shitting the bed.

Never thought it would be other way around.

Is there any way Macri can pull this off?

Probably, I'm no politologo

Based energy saving cachorro

At first they tried to shit him up, then to put him in a restrain jacket. But he kept betting on himself.

Como afecta esto a boca?

HAS

Lol no
He will fuck Argentina up some more before he leaves as revenge

MIRA DE ROSSI DONDE ESTA

cause their state rivals are shit, just like cruzeiro try to have a rivalry with flamengo because atletico is pure shit

nha, we are good
time grande não cai
right guys?
guys?

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

i'm sorry, but someone in your life must tell you this
you're really fucking stupid

Care to explain why, dear anonymous know-it-all?

Get ready for the walls of text /copalib/

I'm ready

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when you argies say "macri gato" what does the gato means?
here in Brazil it means handsome

Macri handsome

slut

I've been told that comegato doesn't mean that some of you literally eat cats, but rather "gato" functions as "slut" or some shit like that

kole rocha isso aqui é dinhero do gato net ai da comunidade

macri eat cats

Is the reverse from Brasil

F Tata Brown

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F

For me, it's Paulo Henrique Ganso

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Macri perro

By itself it means lackey, but "Macri Gato" is a meme on itself.

that’s a nice duck

We used to have on my team (Libertad) players nicknamed: Pollo, Pájaro, Ganso and Patito

F

F

F

rest in pasta

> freedom
> has birbs players
Seems about right

youtube.com/watch?v=Ep5qn8pLCMA
>opens video talking about Yea Forums
fucking young people
it's like we didn't have enough tourists already

Salve o Vila Nova
Tricampeão

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Why are you watching cellbit user? Could it be that perhaps you're a self-hating ZOOMER??

se murío el tata brown

Also Pato

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Unfortunately for you, Cruzeiro is really really small :/

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It seems Balotelly is truly coming to CopaLib to see our perros.

> tfw no popular teros

Eso era un señó central, posho.
Ahora tan con ese, el sicario Roja. ¿A cuánto mató el sicario Roja? Mameeeeta.
En el ochentisei, posho, ahí había sicario de verdá.

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>not having a bidet

anda a lavarte el orto

Nice crest

IT'S HAPPENING!!!!

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F

Argentina is going to hell, so, we will sell all our better than average and average players for dollars in the next transfer market.
That means this is the last chance in years for an Argentine club to win Copa Libertadores, and a period of Brazilian domination is coming from next year on.

wut

EU LAVO MEU CU NO CHUVEIRO IRMÃO
MANÉ BIDET
IMAGINA UM PENICO GRUDADO NA PAREDE PRA LAVAR UM CU
VAI FICAR DE 4 PRA UM JATO JORRAR ÁGUA NO TEU CU QUE PORRA É ESSA
POR ISSO QUE TEU SACO TEM CHEIRO DE BOSTA
VAI TOMAR UM BANHO

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qepd

Já chupou o saco do Escobar, triplos?
QUE PORRA É ESSA, JOGADOR?

WIP
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not him but thank you. have this 100 reais as gift. you are going to need it.

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literally me but switch russian empire song with soviet russian rock

kek'd a check'd

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> youtube.com/watch?v=ZYuTAybE1i0
> watch?v=ZYuTAybE1i0
> ZYuTAybE1i0
> YuTA

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youtube.com/watch?v=Bq8Wmf-Gkn8

posting some ruggeri kino

no worries, may finally create a jewtube account and make an actual playlist

based

Para los Junios y todos los Vagos De la Esquina

top tier art

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>use artistic and cool photos in dating app
>few matches
>put a straight head on selfie with cara de malo
>go to sleep
>wake up
>plenty of matches
okay, I guess

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women are trash

based gonna save it
post matches

*gunshots in the distance*

oh yes soundtrack of my life

youtube.com/watch?v=v5D6-Wf9ceA
QUE CALOR QUE CALOR O E O

What a Day. My dick and balls went outside in

i wish i was dead

who doesn't?

>go to class
>no one is there because of the protests
Wonderful. Me voy de putas now.

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Sorry, there were some cats on my roof

I don't want it, please take it back

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Gomen, we were plinking with some fellow /k/ommandos

> tfw flamerda will be BTFO by Pikachu, Marcos Jr and Marrony next saturday
feels good

I would be worried if was posted before this

Ms Paint this pls

F

Is southern Brazil white?

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weirdest april fools ever

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Yes, don't know why you posted such a bad example though.

What's a better example other than the Brazilian chumacero?

>Pikachu, Marcos Jr and Marrony
Name my band /copalib/

>youtube.com/watch?v=sNySpPlSqhQ
>youtube.com/watch?v=ZYuTAybE1i0
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>youtube.com/watch?v=HSgZZrAyiek
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>youtube.com/watch?v=Du1UJyRwmts
>youtube.com/watch?v=pIjhM0UNw7w
>youtube.com/watch?v=_sm6sqEhhm4
>youtube.com/watch?v=T_HGnuMA8y8
based

*woman asking for help after being robbed*

pero mira como esta ese bumpo, papa

i'm so hungry lads

i love perros

I'll start training next thursday. It's been like 1 year since i've done any physical exercise. I hope I don't die

training what

>haven't left my house in 8 years

you'll be fine

just buy some blow and end your hungary la

tfw love pizza so much but im 80kgs now so i dont want to order it so i dont get fat
ill cut down to 78 then ill order it

>watch old south american football video
>[email protected]
why

Also, I'm almost sure I remember seeing a show for the copa libertadores draw where CONMEBOL actually used one of Cristian's clips. You could see the email on the bottom left.

does walking a bit faster count as exercise?
if it doesn't i haven't exercised since i left school

hello cristian

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I wish
That would mean I have the original footage on tape and I wouldn't have to search on youtube

>meet this big tidded gringa at carnival
>talked to her for like 2 days nothign happened
>check instagram this week
>she added me as a close friend
should i dm

post her tits here so we can answer properly

jesus christ when do we will have some games to watch?
this thread is gruesome

shes hella cute not gonna lie

do it mano

If shes not in Brazil anymore whats even the point?

get some nudes

Boca vs Almagro in 2 bongs
Independiente vs Independiente in 2 bongs 30 bings

He was a 70 yo man, he ded now

thank you argie friend
i had no idea what to do tonight

Me neither, i just looked it up now.
Just realised the first leg was played last week along the Oruga Bank cup. I'm really missing a lot of stuff, starting to miss the autistos that used to post the matchdays all time.

what the fuck

outside it's cringe and bluepilled

Is De Rossi starting? I might consider staying up if he is

I wasn't even aware of Boca vs Almagro. I kept hearing about De Rossi debuting today and i thought they were talking about a friendly against Central Norte or something.

> he doesn't have a kidnapped person to look after
Low energy

We should write him a letter

Yes

yes

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>derossi comes to Boca
>the meme is finally real
>everyone hyped about how he will bring la septima
>debut day
>against Almagro, for Copa Argentina
kek what a waste of time

...

he'll be the hero in the final against Villa Mitre

based

this but unironically

>new thread at 460th post

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>mfw misread 459 as 499

twitter.com/momentos_fut/status/1158962844060266497?s=19

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Holy shit, wasnt expecting, kkkkkkk

if dobles rojo chokes

>Derrota

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EU

SOU BRASILEIRO

E GAY

MIRA DE ROSSI DONDE ESTA

Kek

>what a waste of time
> he doesn't lurk for the batacazo

why de rossi not go to MLS...WHY boca?

muh soul and passion

mls is artificial af tho, players only go there to live the *american dream*

He loves Maradona.

He wanted to play football

what an idiot...hes gonna get kicked to shit 'Has he not seen the intensity of the game vs. europe softies...Oh..Their already doing a minutes pause at the start for his debut

> bojo

Dumb materos

You should it more

He was tricked then

What an awful kit

>user does a new thread
>current thread a bit far from reaching vasco limit
>puts nerman in the OP
>a bunch of gringos come to thread because of that
i vote for a new sucada style /copalib/ thread

fabra ahi estaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Not the first shit thread we had to endure, let's not swarm the catalog

what a boring match
wtf did boca see in alfaro anyway?

DE ROSSI DE ROSSI DE ROSSI DE ROSSI DE ROSSI DE ROSSI DE ROSSI DE ROSSI DE ROSSI DE ROSSI DE ROSSI DE ROSSI DE ROSSI DE ROSSI DE ROSSI DE ROSSI DE ROSSI DE ROSSI DE ROSSI DE ROSSI DE ROSSI DE ROSSI DE ROSSI DE ROSSI DE ROSSI DE ROSSI DE ROSSI DE ROSSI DE ROSSI DE ROSSI DE ROSSI DE ROSSI DE ROSSI DE ROSSI DE ROSSI DE ROSSI DE ROSSI

de rossi actually scored lel

BASED

KINO
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>the Anihilator of Almagro

new

webm pls

get the fuck out of here
no cucks allowed

based customer please buy shirts

meh we'll have copa do brasil tomorrow anyway
maybe that thread will only last until thursday at most

L M A O

501

...

There's literally only TWO gringos dumbass, portubros are welcome here

two is already too much desu
ainda mais que é um belga e um alemão kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk