Official UFC: Urugay Gamethread #1

Heem what am I to feast upon?

Friendly reminder to stay hydrated and do your gacha dailies.

C-Cute

lol the 5'9 guy is way shorter

Icecream is my choice of snack for fight nights. I don't have any though. But I just ate a steak a couple of hours ago so it's okay!

Feast your eyes upon this bunda

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I don't have either, looks like it's water sandwiches again.

what a shameless thot

Cutting height and showing up at least half a foot taller on fight night is the new meta

Shevchenko
Luque
Bandenay
Oezdemir
Vieira
Moffett

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Usually you cumbrains annoy me but as a recovering cumbrain she is pretty

Michael ‘pardon me’ Bisping

Someone did take predictions over the past few days but I'm not sure he's here at the moment

Thanks for reminding me user

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stream link plz?

>INb4 ESPN+

Why do they always put the strangest commentating teams together? Bisbong and Literal Who, Felder with Anik, like wtf is next

>that dark period in /heem/ history when picksguy kept getting banned

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>WMMA has been the only good fight so far

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sportsurge.net/

It has all the streams and is updated

10-9 The Freitas
Gutierrez stopped kicking when De Freitas took the centre

this pls

>1.5 inches shorter on the stats screen
>several inches taller during the fight
Guy must cut a massive amount of height.

yeah it's all sorted now. i'll post again soon to get any last minute picks.

wish she would make me lick her feet at gunpoint

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The fuck you want? Bisbong, Anik and Literal who, Felder?

Haven't even put my headphones on yet, watched all fights on mute so far. Cannot stand Brandon Fitzgerald

ufc.tv

Potatas freitas, por favor
>Chips?
S-Si

He's landing them now, and winning the round.

Tenda Spencer's lowkicks are on point.

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Id like to fap to her if she wins but i fear she will lose to mamouche

here

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de Freitas needs to murder his barber

oh i'm here and glad i don't have to deal with that and get to enjoy the fights on espn+

How about more than 4 commentators and have some that actually have chemistry? Dc is the best cause he's good with everyone

Bah-tah-taz free-taz

Say it out loud

i've not been watching this fight
How's it been? Who's been winning?

It's probably 19-19. Nothing special.

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Yuuuk

20-18 Leonard Garcia

This card blows except for the fetish fight at the end

Go find a guy who has chemistry and time to do this

All comes down to round three.

woooooooooohhhhhhhh!!!

Valentina Shevchenko vs. Liz Carmouche
Vicente Luque vs. Mike Perry
Luiz Eduardo Garagorri vs. Humberto Bandenay
Volkan Oezdemir vs. Ilir Latifi
Rodolfo Vieira vs. Oskar Piechota
Enrique Barzola vs. Bobby Moffett

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Freitas refuses to set up his shots

Holy shit this cunt is disgusting. I'd even skip on shitting on this one's chest if I were Dana.

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WTF ref stand him up

Incel post of the day.

That bald windmilling holocaust victim is going all out in the 3rd.

Is it me or are Bisping and Goldie Lite already getting a little snippy with each other - stepping on each other's lines?

Based ref giving Freitas a breather.

God I want to have sex. It's not fucking fair.

thanks, anything noteworthy? Has one guy just been holding down the other or what?

>touch gloves
>immediately low leg kick
based

you don't like val?

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Did I just see Ponzinibbio in the audience?

I want bisping and cruz together

I COULD HEEM EVERYONE HERE AND TWICE ON SUNDAY

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this ref is trash lol

Anik Felder and Literal Who Cruz. Drop Bisping

It was varied, on the ground and feet. It wasn't terrible. They just didn't look very dangerous.

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I get that and any other combo, but this is an average card audience wise in south murrica

There he is. Best poster here, unironically.

29-28 Freitas

What a couple cans. Holy shit.

let's face it, they're no Colby Covingtons

lool

>anybodys guess
I have De freitas 30-27

He died in the holocaust?

Seems likely

I just want DC and Anik for every card

30-27 El Guapo Gutierrez

Didn't know USADA did Casual Fridays

>le sit down and stare at you longingly man
>le stand there and stare downwards pretending you won't let him up man
Pussy fights should be a no contest

Her body is real, butter face.

What the fuck???????????????????? SA judges

29-28
27-30
29-28

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Amazing.

HEEM DECISIONY

NOT MY EL GUAPO

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Anyone want to give me a quick rundown of the fight?

>plays it super safe
>I think I did enough

Imagine encouraging this boring nigger indio manlet faggot's shitty shtick like that.

Did the translator just translate Spanish to Spanish?

doing god's work

anorexic hooks vs lowkicks

>An unironic "Adrian, I love you"

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"el guapo" means "handsome" his nickname should be "la creatura"

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Based

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>Falling for the Bisping commentary meme

Chris won that fight

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There are no qualification standards for judges. You can be anybody. But typically they just pick random unqualified employees from their commission. The MMA judging system is broken and involves only three judges to make it easier to hide corrupt decisions.

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Yea Gutiérrez translated everything he said in English to spanish and then the translator said it again in spanish what a mess kek

>You can be anybody

The commission should be applauded for sending out such a positive message.

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Would you let Tecia Torres heem ur peepee?

>indio maricón posteando anime
Cringe.

Nice digits

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Sure!
*pisses in your eyes*

Based DC BTFOing Stipe

Is anyone actually enjoying these fights so far?

did this nigga just say "Contender series veterans"?

lmaooooooooooooooooo

The translator seemed to shake his head at bisping as if to say “I’m not needed” and then Bisping just shoved the mic in his face anyway lol

What are your personal criteria for judging a Saturday night cagefight?

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don't you know equity is the way of the future?

Equity > Equality

When did they relocate the card to Iowa

I bet the under on this fight out of spite of losing because of the last decision.

EEEEEEEY

EEEEEEEEEY

EEEEEEEEEEEY

Bisping is too awkward as interviewer hopefully he gets better at it

Go back to your country you fuckin' nigger

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First for Farmboy Bontorin

THE UFC SUCKS YOURE ALL HOMOSEXUALS

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>being this fucking retarded

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Not based, should really be a gabber mix

I lost money on that dumbass SA judging BS

fuck you I'm straight as fuck bro

These guys are ranked? Literally never heard of them

'Equity' as in stocks, maybe. Neo-feudal corporatism is your destiny, bugman.

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no heems yet?

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Bontorin looks like a bootleg Perry

Shevchenko
Perry
Garagorri
Oezdemir
Vieira
Barzola

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literally nobody cares about midgets

Anyone have the Macedo armbar?

heem leaky

Im not gay, Im straight as a horse

SA refs are faggots.

Time?
For that?

Wtf?

The division was heavily culled before Triple C saved it from the jaws of death

Liz Carmouche
Vicente Luque
Luiz Eduardo Garagorri
Volkan Oezdemir
Rodolfo Vieira
Enrique Barzola

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???????????????

Funny ref

this ref is retarded

what is this Japanese reffing

can't wait for val to go on another victory cruise

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fucking ref

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you guys give herb shit but the alternatives are so much worse

wtf is the deal?

respect the manlets, or else.

WHAT THE FUCK

FUCK THIS REF. WE HAD A BANGER GOING.

lmao wtf is with the ref

they also fell for the Bisping commentary. Chris won the 1st and 3rd clearly. 2nd round could have gone to Chris to

heem timeeeee

Ewwww

No way

FUCK THIS REF

heem stoppy

What a shit show

What a weird fight

kek

lol the ufc is a complete joke now

to be fair that cut is deep

man this fight was looking to be good

Heeeem leaky

cut babies

>Celebrating a doctor stoppage

The cheek of this guy

Based pussy ref and doc saving my under 2.5 bet

Can I get an update on the state of 125?
Is it dying or not?

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>now

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I’m out this is embarrassing

is this Uruguay's first show?

This is on the doctor. That cut is gigantic the ref was justified stopping that to check it out and the doctor said no more.

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Pure ref autism

A Nova Uniao fighter got tapped out by wait for it wait for it

Veronica Macedo

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

jesus christ thats a bad one

From the bottom.

this is surely the worst start to a card in ages?

i think so, they've been pretty sloppy so far

lol people in here want him to keep fighting

>celebrating doctor stoppage THAT much
come on man

My niggas eyebrow off....

Okay the stoppage wasnt bad but the reffing still was horrible

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That was from a knee? wtf

Got a webm of it stopping? I missed it all really

Why are you pretending to be an attention whore that left ages ago

That's three cools guys right there, bet it's a bit awkward because Ponz and Masvidal train together but I'm sure Ponzi wants to fight him. Who would win?

Now they are not even translating to Spanish and the Spanish translator behind bisping

that niggas forehead was falling off. legit stoppage

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>cazzies complaining about the stoppage
RESPECT THE MANLETS OR ELSE

bloodshed in the last 2 fights

spic cards always deliver

on a side note two two vatos that try to kill each other is my fetish

this and short chicks

>Jong Wei Lee

Webm?

>The Spanish commentator standing next to the Portuguese commentator and Bisping awkwardly and Bisping flat out ignoring him

I am screeching

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One of the better ref stoppages, that skin was flapping in the wind

241 card is kino

>wmma next
its gonna be a piss break for me

Only thing the ref did wrong was restart the fight on the feet, which he then corrected instead of just letting it go as most others would

Marina Rodriguez fights like Tony Ferguson. Really entertaining fighter.

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how long till niggercollide?

LETS GO TECIA

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I'm scared Tecia is just gonna lay on her.

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This is free money.

You can thank me later.

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just over an hour. go rams.

I've got your piss break right here.
>sportsurge.net

Defreitas out stuck him, took him down a few times and completely dictated the pace and octagon control. 100% terrible judging/ Hispanic bias

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Rose literally lost to Tecia in the 1st fight. Rose in a manner of speaking didn't beat her in the 2nd fight.

i cant bet against perry
you know its gonna be a dogfight

you should add barzola desu

I kinda feel bad for Eye, they're gonna be showing that kick for years and years to come

>betting against Mike Perry
you have balls

I agree but I wouldnt even include the shevchenko in the parlay. it's pointless

put latifi so you risk less but can win so much more

Rich franklin’d him

these two commentators fucking suck

He kept getting countered and outboard. Freitas takedown in the 1st round only led to 30 secs of control. 3rd round was obviously a Chris round

I just want to watch hot girls fight naked
get rid of the male ufc fighters

perry can surprise us tonight

>that nigress waving off her own fight

She rides motorcycles without a helmet she doesn't care about her skull. Keep in mind she got hit by a drunk driver when she was a teenager.

Damn

Piechota is going to ruin this for you.

nevre betting on latifi again after he gassed out in one round against corey anderson the meatball

Did you actually place that bet and can you cash out on the bet before it starts?

>spams knees
>she fights like tony lol

youre beyond saving

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Rodriguez have those rolled boxer shoulders

Fap time

top lad thanks

commentator calling Torres a gatekeeper? rude

She's bad to the bone

How do you even have $2000 to bet? I'm in my 30's and I've never had that much money at once.

i want her to angrily jerk the cum out of my cock while spitting on my face

Bisping is good at scoring fights wrong.

split his eyebrow in half. that's gonna leave a mark.

>Dem cyborg cheeks

I mean how wild she is, and she puts a massive pace on opponents.

I dont think i can fap to either of these

gonna post another val soon

>loses on TUF as #1 seed
>gets brought back
>loses again

You literally have three posts you repeat over and over, you brainlet simpleton.

why is her ex gf in her corner ?

get a job

Wtf are you an abo?

stop being married & having kids

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haha imagine eating tecia out and she triangles you Ahahaaha just imagine guys hahaha

that's exactly what she is though. She had a chance when rose was still champ but she will never touch it ever now

what % of women in the UFC actually ovulate? On a regular basis

Torres gets heemed trying to wrestlefuck hopefully. 100% Torres shoots all fight and it's boring if not.

>never had $2000 at age 30
Explain how this is possible, Ausbro. Confess your economic sins and turn back to the party of financial responsibility.

>crash bandicoot.webm

Natty McMann coming through

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Why is Sage wearing a cup if he's not fighting?

>this woman will soon have a career dealing with drug users

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>olympic medalist
>roider
still shit

>she's 5'1, not gonna be taller than anyone who isn't peter dinklage
Jesus christ fitzgerald...

i'm not saying she isn't a gatekeeper, i'm saying a commentator saying that seems a bit off. what is next, they call fighters cans?

because hes insecure about his 3 inch cock ofc

>stopped because she got kicked in the dick

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Peter Dinklage with 6 months of sprawl training vs Tecia Torres, who wins?

How shit is thiscard lads?

i could probably fight about 4 rodriguez's at once

He said van buren

comfy uruguay crowd really likes to sit.

I'm very fond of drink and ladies of the night

Tecias so sexy

10-9 Rodriguez

lookin good in the first

I didn't even think it was that bad on paper but holy shit this has been absolutely dire so far hasn't it

Not bad so far.

Rodriguez is one mean bitch, I'm hard

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It's worse with sound on

Should be some actual good fights coming up.

McMann is such a fuckin' unit

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I love when females fighters have actual bad intentions/killer instinct like Rodriguez. Seems like a lot of female fighters don't have it

Tecia Torres beat the shit out of Michelle Waterson and now Michelle Waterson is headlining a card against Joanna. Fuck the UFC. Fuck WMMA. They lost my money.

Gotta stay pure

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did you know she destroyed a man in a street fight? suspiciously flushed by an 0-3 can wmma fighter however

Shevchenko gonna lose. She is too confident

It's been solid. The only bad fight was Alex

Reminder that Tecia was sweating Colby at ATT

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Nothing personal.

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Vieira is a can.

fuck wmma

>Hoedriguez

>throwing heavy hands

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16 of 17 of tecia's "fights" have been decisions

Yea but did tecia beat up Karolina? Didn't think so

muh cock, looks a bit like jennifer connelly

For me it's the head & arm throw

Both the prettiest fighters in the UFC.

Torress is so fucking bad. What is her plan?

neither did rose

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oh my ggod

20-18 Rodriguez

whiff punches with her lobov arms and hope the air displacement gets her a KO

Is it close? I thought Grey shorts was clearly 2-0.

Shevchanko
Luque
Garagorri
Ooze
Vieira
Barzolo

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Tf she got sub’d

She's only barely losing tbf, they both seem to be matching the output, though the clinch isn't going in Tecia's favour

What are you guys drinking tonight? pic related.

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Yeah but it's still close. Tecia could have won the first.

im sipping an ice cold modelo and nibbling on my P3 proten snacks

based for shiner but bluepilled for pouring it in that gay glass

*ahem*

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Water

Not really bisping is shit at scoring apparently

You think she's got smelly braps?

they are woman they have no plans

ufc should give this girl easy fights and a real camp it's the closest they've got to a young attractive fighter

she's average at best, waterson is where its at

Bisping is easily the worst commentator the UFC has ever had.

tastes amazing

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Liz is +650? Lol. I put 10 on her just cuz anything can happen

I was too lazy to take a pic and upload it so I just stole an image. Drinking out the bottle.

but not in actual total viewcount. espn+ paywall is a trainwreck for ppv buys.

Rip stream

who tripped on the wire

Rodriguez vs Grasso would be a banger

CSO kid

didn't they learn after rousey?

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You think you can finally kill yourself soon?

You'd be better betting on Pessoa at +370 in the HW div.

waterson is a disgusting fucking goblin with mangled troll feet. i'd fucking spit on you if i could.

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rip

Based tsn going to commercials mid round

Solid 6.5

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Really? I'm a total caz but you need an arm in for the guillotine? I thought it was way harder that way. What did Jones do with that standing one?

giving aspen's forehead a run for its money

she's 10x hotter than your cringy russian babushka

shes literally more attractive than the girls behind her who are only there for being attractive

in response you post an ogre pig hybrid in make up

>Tecia about to lose her 4th fight in a row

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30-27 Rodriguez. Torres looked like a midget with no game plan.

BEBEZAO

Set up automatic withholding on your paycheck, so some money gets into your retirement account without you ever touching it. You'll barely even notice it's missing.

Or don't; I won't judge.

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This retard Torres needs a better wrestling coach. You're not taking down a taller person with a collar tie and a half ass grab on a leg.

how is it possible to be so bad she's been fighting forever and roids and has one of the top camps in the world

IN-IN-INCREDIBLE FIGHT

for me, it's 30-27 rodriguez

what a boring fight

Jones pretty much just gooned Machida and had a crazy angle on it.

based and momchamppilled

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beauty is in the eye of the beholder

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alright good stoppage

This

Machida passed out from a contact high

god damn

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he could have kept going, drop some vaseline in that bitch

Nah Gane is elite

>waiting until the line got closer
you probably could have had her at +1000

yikes. hope it was worth the $2500 he got for today's fight

>retirement account
I like the idea of saving but I don't plan on living that long. Any other methods?

What's your problem?

come on now this was some good wmma

Marina Hoedreiguez looked Bangkog ready

The classic guillotine is arm-in, but lots of chokes in the guillotine family which don't require arm in. Lots of names for them like ninja choke, power guillotine, etc.

>no interview

thank fuck

This is a heavyweight fight
if it ends in a decision i will heem everyone itt

I bet you wish I didn't print it and put it on my fridge now.

>30-26

1st round heem coming up boys.

Now, onto the good stuff

You shouldn't encourage suicide.

Cyril Gane is the best heavyweight prospect of 2019

I'd bang my cock on her forehead

>i.. it's a close fight guys
They need to get rid of bisping

Guillotines don't work

>ywn eat pudding off those abs
life is pain

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This pessoa dude looks like the worlds bigest can

INCOMING HEEM BOYS

I need this to end under 1.5 to save my parlay

2nd round gassy heem

where is yamasaki to let him fight

That's gross dude

The "french" better win

Sorry not Cyril, it's Ciryl.

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it's time for the tiny turdnardo to retire

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You know who was a good commentator? Brian Stann

>Ref had to go up on tiptoes to check Pessoa's head

hehehe

good chance since it's at heavyweight, the division where people fall over for a paycheck.

so do you niggas say UH-ROO-GUAY or YOUR-UH-GUAY

I say YOUR-UH-GUAY

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>bon gamin
crainge

He's pretty hot for a darkie

Feel like shit just want him back

He's the best heavyweight prospect of August

Him, florian, and Jimmy Smith were all good. Wtf happened to Florian anyways?

Never seen a French person in sports that is white.

No way. I think I'm unironically the one that said this shit to you ages ago ahahahahahahhaha
What was the context? No idea why I even said that when I don't even know Tecia's opponent

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you-doo-why

Ooh-a-guy is prolly what your mummy says

I say your gay lol

He was too good a shame he moved on probably was getting pay pennies

is the brazillian going to be heemed?

This fat guy is fucked

first heem of the night incoming inshallah

who is tom duquesnoy

He unironiclly hosts that battle bot show where they fight robots.

agreed. Lesbian porn when?

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imagine getting tagged teamed by him and ngannou hahhaa

banger incoming lads

>Who is Tom duquesnoy

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Youre a gay

>Gane only -500
lol

Gane by heem round 1

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that's a tiny bitch

Look up Graham Stephan on YouTube. He has great investment and personal finance tips and some useful videos about setting up retirement funds at any income level.

You should also learn about compound interest. If you start investing $5,500 a year into a Roth IRA at age 20, by the time you're around 60, you'll have $1.2 million.

we call them liberals

Uruguay

this guy's pretty bouncy for a big fat fucker

unrelated to MMA but i just got a new pc and 144hz monitor so i decided to play csgo for first time since i bought it like 6 years ago, anybody know if the people in casual games are matched to your skill level or are just random?

also +1 for perry by viscious ko

Do you guys like our new arena? :)

You can do much the same thing by setting an automatic transfer from your checking account to your savings account. If your paycheck is regular, just set your bank account to automatically transfer a couple hundred to savings the day after your paycheck hits every two weeks or whatever.

It's just a little more tempting, since the money is still pretty easy to get to from your savings account. But at least it makes you jump through an extra hoop.

montevideo y'blockbuster

gigachad with a solid seven wife

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>who retired and now does self help hippy shit

archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/93452668/#93452819

random

who called the plumber

oo-roo-guay

Pessoa looks like that goofy neighbor who has one too many beers at the block party, takes off his shirt and starts challenging anyone to fight him.

watch footb-
watch box-
actually never mind
at least their cricket team will be whi
oh

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Thank Gosh he's in America making babies and raising children instead of having gotten turned into a meat patty in the desert for Israel.

They both suck ass

me lad. i clogged your moms pipes

Fat cunt BTFO

tapped the fatty, based.

all my streams are rubber banding

HEEM TAPPY

TAPPY LMAO

heem fatty tappy

BJJ black belts are at it again

T A P P Y

I'll take it

My sides I can't believe this shit. You've made me chuckle tonight lad, I don't know how you remembered, I don't even know why I said I was so sure, I must've been shitposting hard

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He learned that back stage btw

Wtf were the odds of gane by sub lmao

Yeah here try this one b
plus.espn.com

bong bong nigga

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a HW fight ending in a sub, where are the heems in this card

quick tap desu

should i link based stream? don't want to risk them getting shut down

No way this guy is 6'4

I have an excellent post lined up but I don't wish to post it with 30 posts until the bump limit.

I like Bisping but please stop letting him do the interviews

A lot of... on the ground a lot of

no

this seriously

What are the white people in france doing?
do they even exist anymore?

for an entertaining commentator bisping is terrible at these interviews

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Come get ya fights

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the French nog speaks English. why is that midget translating the wonky eye guy''s questions?

Bisping getting the guy to translate when he spoke in English lol

they're drinking wine and eating that cheese with maggots

I don't even like him calling the fights.

He's translating for the crowd

He translated for the crowd

Manlets btfo

Bongstream.live is better

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They play Rugby and Handball
everything else is left to the dark people and Algerians

cause they're in a spanish speaking country mr schklob

this may sound intense but speaking and understanding, are different

Some idiot tried to disturb my prayer today, he got fucked

I missed my girl Tecia's fight. Did she get dominated or was she just karate boxing for no points?

It’s for the crowd you retards

why?
they leave they're women to algerians too?

...

>
He translaytch de crowdjzch

2 times dude, this is getting weird

Boring af

I'm unironically drinking and eating cheese

Not sure whether Valentina by tko or decision, thoughts? Is carmouche tough enough?

CUTE!

He still killed for Israel. Fuck him, should have come home in a box.

Fat guy literally let him

to my surprise this is unironically based

Does Liz Carmouch stand a chance?

if the crowd can't understand English, fuck 'em. it's a US broadcast.

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It was French retard

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Both of these dudes look huge at 170

Tko.

Yeah I saw that's what I meant
No it wasn't you mongoloid

liz carmouche has never been ko/tko'd.

BBC wins again tonight you stupid cucks. Come suck my big black BLAMMER

u mad lol

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