MATCH OF THE DAY THREAD

>Made the mistake of having milkshake and curry

RIP your arsehole tomorrow

he's round mine and we're having a cuddle before motd starts

"gut wrenching ass explosions"

don’t expect a relationship bc I had sex with you

Gl sleeping lad

through the eye of a needle

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>literally replying to yourself

Freak nonce go away

Try water next time.

Remember that one time they actually had a journalist on instead of a braindead former footballer and it was actually good and insightful?

had some bangin' fajitas tonight
got me proportions dead on
and the lime that i sliced up for the bottles of stella was a beaut; real punchy flavour

>losing half the game to norwich
Definitely not top of the draw game.

i do not
sounds like the sort of thing colin murray would be involved in

/iac/ soon, expect you to bring your A-game there mate (as you always do)

Shit day.... hopefully tomorrow is better

iac?

wait is the national grid a private entity?

Yeah, Thatcher gave it away

Unironically missed MOTD

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Thoughts?

9/10 for me.

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>MotD
nigga, what? we got YT highlights and shit now

but alcohol dehydrate a person. why would you do this?

he was brilliant today though

>colin murray
It was the main MotD show and it was great

Don’t use the n-word

I’ve not been in these threads for at least 3 years and I can’t believe that nonce 190cm still comes here. Still walking towards the camera, you nonce?

i feel well bad about nora
i hope she's alright

I'm a Celeb

don't give him any attention. Tripfags literally feel suicidal if they get no (you)'s or if no one mentions their name

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>Moved to London and there's nowhere to go out around here and I have no friends around here.

Why did I do it? I can't even just do enough drugs to go out to a nearby club because I don't even live in the city. Is this it for me now? Watching Match of the Day every Saturday instead of being a degenerate around other degenerates?

MOTD is obsolete.

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You realize we have a pakistani transexual sex offender too, right?

>Moved to London and there's nowhere to go out around here

this is factually incorrect.

don't fucking @ me you fucking fat cunt

Living in London is a trap la.
Uncomfy as fuck

oh right

yh /imaceleb/ is nowhere near the levels of /lig/

>MOTD is obsolete.
so is cash, the royal family, xhamster etc.
some things transcend "usefulness"

(although not the royals, they can fuck off)

I remember when /motd/ used to clear two threads easy. This thread, first week of the season, won’t hit 350 replies.

>royals
>obsolete

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The royals fucked up letting kate get less hot from all the pregnancies, she was all they had doing for them

>Bolton Wanderer's development squad B team (most of the decent kids have left), with an average age of 19, got a draw against adult Coventry City

#respect

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saved, brilliant reaction image

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>completely new intro
NOW THEN

She's still hotter than Meghan

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or what pal

once upon a time, it was 700+ replies in the motd thread and then retire to tinychat for the post-game

>this new studio
holy shit

Not a fan of the new intro tbqh

>Kate
>Less hot
retarded take.

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yeah, that was terrible
the teams were almost incomprehensible

That (like this) is an ancient, pre-pregnancy pic

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what the fuck do ships have to do with manchester anyway?

Size of that studio. Really going for that soulless aesthetic.

PENG

>what is the manchester ship canal

Fucking nonce level intro. Completely zoomer AF. Some stupid homosexual cunt whose dad knows the producer probably made the idea for it.

I miss the wacky modernist table

Wait is that the manc lad who got caught trying to take pictures of his flat mates on the loo at uni? He still come here?

Manc was super jelly of Liverpool being a major port back in the day

>that new studio

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

screamed "disused news studio" to me

i have no idea

Historically, Manchester = cotton and guns

SHE is a beautiful woman you fucking bigot

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>what is the Manchester ship canal

>Some stupid homosexual cunt whose dad knows the producer probably made the idea for it.
it was just a riff on the game of thrones intro mate

Absolutely degenerate

Yes HE does

say what you will about moni but she's passes easily
i know asian girls who look far more manish than she does

Yes Poley is still a thing and he's getting surgery to become a female so don't worry about that

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Oh Jesus fuck

Paki bender sex offender.

Why do I even come here, I don't even laugh any more and there are some absolute freaks

Had fajitas too. Realised too late my wraps were stale. Really spoiled the experience.

>she

I meant within walking distance if you don't know anyone and I'm not going venturing out and getting trains and tubes to somewhere in the hope I can meet cool people.

Get 'em out Moni xx

is sterling man city's best player?

Fuck VAR

Oh boy another season of teams letting city steamroll them week in week out. These “mid table” teams have no fucking spine

You now remember the Declan Rice meme. West Ham thought they could get £50m for him lmao.

>and I'm not going venturing out and getting trains and tubes

why is this an issue?

VAR'D

indians do this all the time. and there is nothing odd about their shitting habits.

Come live in Ipswich with me. We'll party at Liquid every night.

VAR was a mistake. Takes way too long. It's not ready yet.

I already saw these highlights on the Sky Sports YT channel. Why are they showing the same thing again? Surely they should be doing something different?

lads, slept through all the matches cause I was too drunk yesterday, did I miss anything worthwhile ?

Which big team is most likely to become leeds 2.0

reminder

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this kid is going to resurrect the third reich in honour of his great grandmother. generation zyklon b will save this planet from the evil jew.

Pretty funny that City are already top of the league on goal difference, feels just like last season

Nah, was a wank day of football tbf

You can't get away with going out alone and seeing what happens by just walking somewhere nearby and it's always in the back of your mind that it's going to be grim to get back.

George is gay and will have to abdicate.

HM Queen Charlotte will lead us to the golden age

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Coventry are more fucked than Bolton, they just have the luxury of an owner who pays some of the bills some of the time.

Man United

Sterling is such a systembabby but pep really does get the best out him.

190 and Poley together at last :]

tfw you have seen man made horrors but you must wait your turn for the crown.

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Uhhhhh he was more offside on that one than the disallowed Jesus goal.

can't watch bbc one here on any 'free' stream I find. shit

i mean how is this different from anywhere else?
unless your issue is that just you don't know anyone, but i don't know how to solve that without you forcing yourself to do things that are hard or an effort

Manchester United Football Club

cutie

Exactly why VAR is shit, it doesn't make sense

Not a surprise that the first farcical VAR game involved Mike Dean.

'

Aguero's lost it! GET HIM OUT THE CLUB!

I don't know anyone around here lad which is why I'm on Yea Forums.

no crown for this legend. a hugo boss suit and an iron will is all he needs.

You're right. but he's not wrong

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OR MAYBE NOT WAHTEVER

We've had many gay kings. All but one did his kingly duty and as a result we got John. They know not to repeat the mistake.

The law surrounding offside is literally "whatever the computer says, goes". Fuck off

Shame they didn't show Mahrez planting two defenders on their arses with a fake, best moment of the match

get a hobby then you'll meet people

you either have to embrace the loneliness or do things that are maybe out of your comfort zone or "difficult"
there's not an easy out except for maybe colleagues or whatever

VAR is fucking shit and as a match going fan I’m fucking dreading it. Sucks the joy out of goals knowing it could be rescinded a minute or so after

Saint Raheem of Sterling

Back in the days when people were allowed to be more racist than now were the crowds in football incredibly racist in their chanting?

We need Royals who are willing to lead and take charge.

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He's right, but it must be a living hell being Jonathan Wilson. He's like one of those chess masters who slowly go insane because all they ever think about is numbers.

go to your local gay bar and join the tory party lad

I once saw someone at uni on Yea Forums, didnt dare bring it up with them

i'm about to fall asleep so whoever is up last please remember to bump /epl/ before you go to bed
we can't rely on the yanks to keep it alive

Is he a Liverpool fan getting the excuses in already? His argument only makes sense if every player in a VAR scenario is running at 25kph

London is basically Thatchergrad mate. Just endless grey brainless consumerism and little genuine community. A drone hive.

Can't imagine being the kind of basic Fiat 500 bint that actually wants to live there and visit underwhelming Gin Festivals with 200000 other cunts.

Rather have real community and belonging, with a "backwater" accent. Fuck bothering with a career or whatever.

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white supremacy: the image

i think he's a sunderland fan

The lighting in the studio is weird. I don't like it

Yorkshire yet again proving itself to be God's own county.

good post

Based & soulful

fuck off shearer
what a cunt

Well done completely missing the point

>Midul with the cheap alcohol

based af

I go to the gym too much to have any other hobby and nobody talks to anybody else in the gym.

Have all the video replay you want, it doesn't aid shit when your rules are written to be based on subjectivity.

£3.31 is a bit fucking steep for me too lel

£2.00 near me for a cheap Carling or whatever, £2.70-3.00 for a San Miguel or Stella etc.

Studio is dreadful

Got no comfiness.

There's nowhere local otherwise I would. Gays are the best. They've given me so many free drugs.

does the price change if you want a pint of vodka

I'm old enough to remember watching the utter shite that is when ITV got the rights to do a MotD show (The Premiership) - unironically it is time they got another shot at it.
This is bad.

can you bollocks get a pint of stella for £3

>Click "I have a TV Licence"
>Actually dont

Who devilish here?

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>"Scotland"
>"Scottish Islands"
>no Manchester

What a dumb list.

Lineker really needs to fuck off. This format is flat. He earns too much money.

We've never had an officially gay king. Goerge will be out and proud, so we'll get Queen Charlotte.

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Literally true. I will never move there. I would turn down a dream career move if it meant living there. Northern lad staying up north

Reminder that Gary is a communist apologist.

I agree 2bh if only to keep them on their toes

Btw I want everyone in the Spurs match threads earlier to apologize to NDombele and Kane again, please.

>tanguy
>actually a black guy

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Who would even host it? Pougatch?

Not really. South London where I live is very nice, the people are chatty, it's more like a collection of villages with lots of greenery. You're just a seething provincial that doesn't know London and get duped into tourist traps, we keep all the good clubs and pubs secret.

Either corona and lime or a pint of thatchers gold for the summer desu.

no

go dive under an oncoming truck you nonce

Manchester is not a region you dumb fucking cunt

My village has 3 pubs and 1 social and I'm at most paying £2

Did Grealish lose a bet?

Lancashire is on there though?

Community? People in London have friends, what are you on about?

It's comfy lad because we're so used to it. Wouldn't be the same if your Saturday nights suddenly changed.

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I've got to give the players mad #respect for staying back at the stadiums to recreate the game for us to watch

>buy a croissant
>tell the self-service it's a crusty roll

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>waahhh i can't afford to get pissed in london
depends where and what you drink tbqh

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tory behaviour

ITV had a GOAT intro.

wish i had a cute daughter. little girls hair always smells divine.

Scotch people are fucking repulsive.

Why did Poch say Vertonghen needs to earn his place back in the team? He was arguably one of our best players all season last year

MOTD is just 3 people talking. Why don’t they use the This Week studio. MOTD is outdated as fuck so they could at least make it comfy.

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Good question. He doesn't have enough personality imo. I'm sure there is someone but no-one comes to mind.

>trezeguet
PES legend

Total pisstake to make the fans stay too though, hate when I get stuck behind on MOTD duty

>Checkout mangos as bananas

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>"Towns and cities"
Not my fault the list immediately contradicted itself.

The misty north of Lancashire is never charging the same prices as a central Manchester bar for a pint.

Too white for you, Babu?

Yeah it's actually like with this new studio they looked at the TW studio and thought 'what is the polar opposite to that?' and made it.

My weekends are always free, I'll give it a whirl.

Bit Muhammedy

Cam on Ngubule score sam fackin goals

Cities are better because it's easier to stay anonymous.

damn that looks comfy. i bet sir terry made a fool out of that lefty shill.

Yep that's what n-words and Sco*s*rs do.

Stealing or eating crossants?

These are my local nightclub's prices. You know how it's like £10 for two doubles down south?

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Why is Danny Rose such a pussy?

>andrew neil
>lefty shill

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>22 year old
Sure

Depends where you go. I know an M1 bar that serves Amstel for 1.75 a pint.

Which is why you get London weighting on top of your wages

Tom Heaton is better than Pickford.
t. Everton Fan

Mental how cheap the north is.
I could go up there and live like a king for a year or two.

Serbs irrevocably assblasted him.

ive heard him say some pretty lefty shit. very anti ukip and anti brexit which means anti britain.

Tottenham’s midfield Ngubus did nothing until Eriksen came on.

>a choice of varied wines... £5
i'd give that a sharp swerve

i guess both, but i meant stealing them

Enjoy the 40% tax on your 5% wage increase idiot haha

Andrew Neil is pretty conservative 2bf. Rupert Murdoch treated him like his son at one point.
Anyway it was a very very odd show, credible politicians letting their hair down, I've never known anything like it.

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>stella artois 4% lager
so they just water down stella and sell it cheap?

>waah waah I'm poor

Give over you fucking poof

andrew neil is pro-brexit
he's just a good interviewer and doesn't let people chat shit

>michael portillo
>credible

>vodka, rum, Malibu, advocaat, bols, midori and lemonade on ice
>4.50

How is that even legal?

lol kane's goals were so spawny

Gonna miss Stella Creasy getting bent over everytime she went on.

Once Lo Celso gets going we won't need Eriksen

He could've been PM... he really could've been. But I do also take and agree with your point.

Didn't expect to see Richard herring in the MotD thread.

RHLSTP!

6 season wonder m8 he'll get found out next year

>"now it's late; mesut ozil and sead kolasinac being robbed late"

Small man mentality.

Andrew Neil's a tory mouthpiece mate.

You can tell from his voice. Anyone with a posh Scottish accent is a Tory cunt

They are pint cocktails. It's mostly lemonade

Harry Kane always sound dubbed.

Stella 4 has been a thing for ages, like Beck's vier

>works for the bbc
>pro brexit

he wouldnt have a job if he were

Herring after this appearance wrote a blog where he said it was the biggest regret in his entire career and when he was there, he saw Nigel Farage and wanted to unironically murder him in cold blood. It was pretty funny stuff 2bf

weird, never seen it

Imagine being the kind of nonce talking politics in a MOTD thread. Embarrassed for you lads.

Why do you think they cancelled the show?

Probably because his mouth echoes and causes a delay on his voice

Fuck off, Johnny foreigner, what do you know about it?

Any link to a replay lads? I'd fancy watching it later after I have my wank at 2am.

youtube.com/watch?v=uRLoCREZQSc#t=1m47s

Fucking kino

>get beat 3-1
>ah yes that’s 100m well spent

Shut the fuck up Ian Wright you stupid fucking cunt

He runs the Spectator magazine, which is probably the furthest right print media in the UK. You melt.

You're like Ben Shapiro lel. He assumed Neil was a lefty because he absolutely ripped him a new arsehole.

youtube.com/watch?v=PRF3r3zUGqk

bbc politics is almost exclusively tory
like you can take that as pro or anti brexit but it's certainly not composed of "left shills"

>biggest regret
Because he literally reeee'd the entire time he was on camera. Never seen a man so assblasted.

Grealush was dogshit and cost them the game

Laughable to highlight him as having a good game

Gary Lineker should fuck off from the Beeb. Get's 1.5 million per year to tweet woke pro EU bollocks for a living then talk about football on a Saturday night.

Speaking of shows being cancelled. What's all this about?

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fuck off /pol/

you literally ruin every board

just fuck off

They have to big him up or he'll switch alleigance to Ireland again

there are plenty of tories at the beeb m8 i wouldn't expect you'd know much about it they don't do many programmes about shagging kangaroos or barbeques

>Twatford

Graham Potter is legit a good manager

He’d have been the perfect fit for Chelsea this season.

I'm really high and I just realised I'm so fascinated by people. I'm sat here listening to conversations outside my window and I'm disappearing into their worlds. What does this mean?

Proper Brexit tackle that.

Not a fan of this new studio 2bh lads, pinnacle of soulless

Yeah it was pretty shocking. He deleted that blog on reflection but sadly for him it was archived
web.archive.org/web/20170816154532/http://www.richardherring.com/warmingup/11185/article.html
It is worthwhile reading, filled with 'ooh I'd have said this and done this, if only-!'. Reminiscent of 'the jerk store called..' (for people who have seen Seinfeld).

its only now I get why all the old lads said technology would ruin football.

that your own world is shit

You’ve got the autism. I’m sorry.

I should have joined the army.

>(for people who have seen Seinfeld).
they're called boomers

Genuinely did not expect him of all people

How is that not a penalty???

Laughable

Just bugger off to Donbass and have some fun

>watford
Not gonna make it

You should, they're desperate for poofs now so they look inclusive.

>potentially dying for Israel or developing a serious mental condition

Literally worse than being a cop

>You're like Ben Shapiro

no need to be so mean

yes what i wouldn't give to die for some old rich person and their petty squabbles

It means that you're fascinated by people.

His appearance was so bad, little wonder he's trying to paper over it with a casual mention of how he wanted to trail and murder Farage.

you'd have been bummed to death by banterous squaddies within a week lad

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would rather be off shooting ragheads in the dessert than dealing with blacks and muzzies on the streets of england

>Brighton fans singing "We're gonna win the league"
Still less delusional than Liverpool fans

It unironically has though

What’s the fucking point of a linesman now

VAR should only be used for really really fucking obvious errors made.

>i post on Yea Forums I need to be right-wing

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florin andone's a handsome lad

that your emotional

strawpoll.me/18458025
>strawpoll.me/18458025
strawpoll.me/18458025

>this is your brain on /pol/

STILL AT THE STADIUM THIS IS THE DEDICATION I WAS TALKING ABOUT

BRILLIANT MANAGER

>still pretending that Gary is talking to managers

why

Can't wait until this March when there's about four of us here.

Does this explain all of the weird "coincidences" where they "predict" the future? Wonder what happens when you cross reference celeb appearances with the Epstein docs.....

Imagine staying in Watford until 11pm to speak with Gary.
What a lad.

long hours these managers work

ffs why does Toby always bot these

ah yes the classic argument against the growing numbers of non whites flooding your nation

classic stuff m8

Surprised you liked him 2bh I assumed you hated English people regardless of their CV.

SWANSEA MENTIONED

currently drinking a cup of irish breakfast team and eating a kit kat chunky

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>Let me tell you about the state of your country

this is a football thread lad piss off

Net migration has been down the last few years, actually.

You only read news that says "Europe is falling", how would you know different?

Funny story

I once shagged Graham Potter's daughter

Twirl and a strawberry milkshake

>Got a job in Edinburgh

Whats it like there?

tommy robinson tells me whats going on and every time someone like the bbc goes down to film how everything is okay on the streets its just nogs and muzzies everywhere lol

come on lad shane knows what it's like here he's in his hut in yabby creek gathering all the news from Yea Forums

How bigs her dick?

What was she like?

The recession is global and also taking place even in Germany but let's blame Brexit entirely, but anyway Graham Potter will be outed as a fraud simple as

>/motd/ is just a late night /brit/ thread

welll good. i fucking hope it stops because you are going to be in big trouble one day. its bad enough theres already 60 million of you on that little island.

How do people get jobs elsewhere? I got feedback saying I was rejected because I lived too far away from the job. I have a fucking car and the work was 20 miles away.

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Orientals aren't white either hun x

of course my nigga

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The nicest urban area in Scotland

its not usually this /pol/

just wait till the normies fuck off within 2 weeks

this isnt how you win arguments, you lefty cuck.

You can't legally be refused a job due to where you live. Take them to court.

Well I guess it depends on the sector and your qualifications. The job I got was in Engineering consultancy so there is a lot of travel just tht Edinburgh is where their main office is.

Any films on Netflix I should check out?

Maybe, but most of the programming is getting stuffed with retards absolutely beholden to what's trendy on social media.

This is you accepting this is a problem in Australia and is also not a refutal xxx don't worry hun you'll be fine

>/pol/ shit in a MOTD thread

Cringe desu lads

Charlton are going up

I've yet to see a worse cope omfg

Based Ash.

The Tories are lefties ya mong.

BARNESSSSSSS wow

190 stop anonposting yeah

bruce on the ropes

I've never lived that close to where I work. Currently travel 60 miles a day (each way).

you know the chinks here only come here to study and then fuck off back home, right?
we dont bring them here in millions and set them up in housing paid by the tax payer and give them welfare and let them walk all over us like you do with your millions of muslims.

look forward to your next passive aggressive defeatist reply, you spineless little cuck.

Need the strike partnership of Barnes and Murray back lads.

anyone who talks /pol/ have greasy hair and are virgins

bruce typing furious essays. mark of a defeated man.

The centre is very nice indeed, plenty of old buildings, comfy rather than grim.

Why the fuck is an aussie incel in the MOTD thread. Fuck off you cringelord.

>Memehampton and the kraut Alan Pardew getting found out

that was a pretty unimpressive 3-0, none of those goals get scored against a decent defense

Very pretty city, comfy and historic. I'm jealous actually.

A roo'll eat him before long, put him out of his misery. Let him have his moment in the Sun.

>thread is full of nonces
yikes

fuck off back too pol

>y-yyeah they c-come here bb-b-b-b-but-
Okay mate good argument anyway shush we're watching MotD

Ashley Barnes makes me proud to have a receding hairline

Still need to score the goals.

First goal was kino. Adding that to my hype reel.

>too

None of them goals get scored in a modern stadium*

FTFY

gay. people should be allowed to reject you for whatever reason they want

United v Chelsea tomorrow.

Who you got lads?

MotD has been saved, but at what cost?

I like it though it's like all of the Brit generals mixed into one

United, both teams are unimpressive but Chelsea were so heavily reliant on Hazard last year.

Mourinho has signed for sky sports. Also Sky is now uploading highlights straight after the games. Still don't think it will ever replace MOTD though

lel

>woman commentator
*presses mute button*

0-0 written all over it

I like to reject people because they have paki names.

based muslim

They can reject you for any reason at all. They're just not supposed to tell you the real reason. Otherwise you can take them to court and earn some neetbux.

She's not going to sleep with you.

I do think Match of the Day itself has its days numbered. And it's their own fault due to sticking with Gary who is so widely-hated. And dickhead Jenas.

I'm going with united as well. Still amazed Smalling, Jones and young are still there though. Interested to see how Lampard does but you're right, Hazard really elevated them out of being a mid table side

billy sharp should have started

Women commentary only good when its nonsense e.g. horse racing.

>my best mate's short, stacked ex added us on FB last week after meeting in a club, now she wants me to come out with her

How do I play this lads? She's fit but she has like 4 pets and I love my mate

He shagged another mate's ex though

Why do people hate Jenas? He seems perfectly fine, but there are always people moaning about him ITT.

Pump and dump lad.

Wanks off over Spurs constantly

youtube.com/watch?v=QJ2ZM-3YTg0

I hope you aren't plebs and recognise most of these

Sheffield are like a football manager team lol, promoted up the tiers with one manager, play a 3at the back formation with weirdly attacking cbs and signed a bunch of "oh I remember him" frees

Nah horse racing is one of the true man sports

Alongside football and boxing

He's just banal and yet gets too much of a chance to showcase this. He even has his own fucking show this series

he's a mong, arguably even worse than danny murphy

Give it to Chappers and Osi and Jason. Just three mates bantering along who sometimes remember to talk about the highlights.

He's a bit dull, but far from the worst pundit out there.
(That's Chris Sutton, but most of that is contrived retardation to provoke reactions)

Could you name 65 techno/house classics though lad? Fucking thought not.

I feel BBC in general has its days numbered and will struggle once a few more of the big names join the streaming game

>lol a girl talked to me, that means she wants sex

‘no’

I sincerely hope that you are on the upper level of the culture tower.

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I do enjoy that show. Jason being the weakest link but it's so comfy. Helps that I have no connection to the sport probably.

Bloody hell Eddie Hearn is looking /fit/.

>Sheff Utd scores
>Instantly cuts to a shot of the fans
That was a bit odd for some reason

He's a populist. Wanking over Solskjaer when he won a game or two then claiming others were fools for wanking over Solskjer

Are Sheff Utd the ultimate norf fc team?

>Hearn

well obviously its a no for you, you fat cunt.

Ched Evans mentioned

she sounds like shes struggling to sound excited

Yeah but commentary doesnt matter at all. No one listens to it.

See we like this sort of post. 10 of them a thread and you'll be fine.

Could you? Genuine question, I'd like to listen to some.

and I am 100% behind your right to do that

seems like a bad law if it encourages duplicity

i prefer this

No. Soulless club, shit history. Wednesday much better team in all respects.

It's odd how 190 never posts in the EFL threads, some would call it plastic. Not me, not me.

lol you got me

I forget, you merely have to mutter your /pol/ drivel and every girl wants to have sex with you.

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lol cmon cuck janny. gotta remind england of how much of a shithole it has become while their penal colony goes from strength to strength.

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>*hoots loudly*

fuck off, the Aussie is one of the only guys on this board that isn't a circlejerking faggot

Their anthem is about pints and chip sarnies, of course they fucking are.

youtube.com/watch?v=8sLb9F_PDqg

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I wonder why it was only that one removed though

>strength to strength
Sure thing, Chang.

Definitely

youtu.be/A7ZxRs45tTg
youtu.be/ykIA2ddd8Bo
youtu.be/8XtqUOegCv8
youtu.be/oewMXXbl5O0
youtu.be/g6eu1Wb8CVE
youtu.be/GkSdgGmYEcY

He's just spamming the most basic bitch /pol/fag shit.

i keep my power level well hidden when i am out. i doubt you even leave your parents place on a saturday night but if you did, and even if you managed to get a woman to listen to you for more than a minute, you wouldnt be able to hide your spaghetti because you are an asinine tripcunt thats desperate for any attention you can get.

>post sponsored by Nord VPN

janny is obviously a cucked londoner or a legit muzzie

>Collider

Absolute stonker of a track

Oh, nice one, thanks, user.

>pisstal poolace
>neverton

>72
Is this Woy's last year (as a manager, or of life)?

>I can judge someone’s personality by if they use a tripcode

lmao, have sex

Gonna follow Swansea this season mate or is it another season of forgetting they're wallowing in the lowly league

>Schneiderlin chimping out
Why? Definitive yellow card foul.

>benkeke

most people know why tripcunts do what they do. i have been watching you operate for years. i know exactly what your personality is.

Fucking hell Palace are shit without Zaha.
Townsend is the next best player.

Who’s getting relegated lads?

For me, Southampton, Norwich and Newcastle

shut the fuck up, you jaded homo

>anyone I don't like is using high tech to change their location

I remember when Connor Wickham was England's next bright hope.

youtu.be/i8DKusXE1S0
youtu.be/HPc8QMycGno
youtu.be/HbsbieBog1c
youtu.be/ET1-6Bef9xU

>you jaded homo
What a weirdly specific thing to say.

replaced by ngubu

Norwich, Sheff Utd and Newcastle

you’re getting boring now

On behalf of /MotD/: fuck off back to

newcastle villa palace

Norwich, Villa and Palace

you give up easy, fat cunt. check your blood sugar.

Newcastle, Palace and Sheffield Utd

I have more noble pursuits than to respond to a racist cretin online.

Why won't 190 just admit Swansea are in the EFL, it's fucking tragic!!

Shut up queer.

He doesn't even support them imo. Just a LARP.

let me see you go and attend to those noble pursuits then instead of spending your time here. i bet you don't leave.

i wish a pint in kent was that cheap

£4.40 for a birra moretti here

Spending my time here chatting shit to my fellow lads is a more noble pursuit than acknowledging you.

Norwich, Newcastle, Palace
but maybe Southampton

so your only hobby is posting on Yea Forums where everyone hates you... pretty sad dude.

I’ve jacked off four times today. Is there a cure for cumbrain?

‘Only’

Source: you.

>Scooter keeps coming up in my recommend playlist

ALWAYS HARDCORE

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for me, the best anthem is Oldham
youtube.com/watch?v=KJGQKgI0WGM

GOOD MORNING

Just stop doing it

Literally get a dick injury. Does wonders.

I don't know what I've done but I aren't seeing a doctor lel. Very tight foreskin recently.

'only' like you are 'only' 50 kilos overweight

>don’t touch your dick
Literally all you need to do

>tight foreskin
Fuck me im getting that as well

dont think our american friend has to worry about his foreskin

Had that as well lads, got a bit swollen so i couldn't jack off for a bit but i could still shag so it did me wonders really, haven't had a wank for 2 months

>2 months
You best be having regular sex during that time or else your dick shrinks

Yeah i live with my girlfriend so pretty much every day

The laws bollocks, being level should always be a thing

They should change the offside law now that VAR is used. Offside should only be a given if there is clear daylight between the last defender and the attacker. Fuck this millimetre bullshit.

>miles davis and finnegans wake
>high culture
Lmao, fuck off.

>imagine being this autistic

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Genuinely hate this FIFA/UEFA forced wankery regarding striped shirts having to have a solid colour back panel for names and numbers.