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for me it's the struggle of the brits commentators to pronounce his first name

rohaho felix

John

Joh-ah-oh feh-leeks

يعقوب

You should already be used to that.

I have literally never met a foreigner who could pronounce the "ão" syllable correctly, it's actually weird.

Isn’t like chow/ciao but with a J? J-Aohw

No

I looked up some Portuguese YTers who say it, it's similar to how we'd say 'ow' isn't it?

the same as the french J

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Interesting. Thank you Portubro

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actually now that I heard it, it sounds pretty shit, here:

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it's pronounced zshhooww
WTF
Sounds dutch bro

John Happy

ah tu és tuga afinal, q fazes aí autista?

zhwoaw

Because Portuguese is a shit language

It is. Sooner than later Portugal is going to be speaking spanish.

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Don't know if you're trolling the American or if you're just being utterly fucking retarded

Is this the Golden Age of Zoomers?

The best portuguese player in the world right now and ronaldo

He's gonna end up being a bust because people expect him to be the next Ronaldo. He's probably gonna end up being just a good player.
I genuinely hope I'm wrong, but it's the most likely scenario

That's a retarded expectation. Ronaldo is a legendary player. Anyone expecting another Messi or Ronaldo anytime soon is a retard.

kek

This.
120 million though there are very high expectations

what did João mean by this?

>wow felix
based

I agree, he would be 50 million easily in any other league

>you either die as a hero...

Go to the supermarket and look at how everything is in Spanish, think about that next time.

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jew-ow

about time

close, but it's more nasal

Joao Maravilhao

Time to unite both countries and create an Iberian Republic

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For me, it's Joe Felix

unironically based

Joe-Ah-Oh. Felix is universal.

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spaniards also struggle

won't take too long until they give up and just call him Juan Felix

joão is a shitty name anyway

Chao mein?

JJ Felix

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Depends on their performance at the same age. Ronaldo didn’t just turn to a complete attacker overnight. There is a reason he was called twinkle toes in England

Simone says it fine.

youtube.com/watch?v=lh8vip56P1w

Not a Spaniard obviously but shouldn't be that different.

Why does Portuguese sound like a monkey with peanut butter stuck to the roof of it’s mouth