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>laugh at Mainz and RAusburg edition
>laugh at Hoffenheim soon subedition

DFB-Pokal 2019/20 1. Runde
Wundes-DFB-Pokal 2019/20 2. Runde (7.-8.09)

09.08.
20:45
>KFC Uerdingen 05 0-2 Borussia Dortmund
>SV Sandhausen 0-1 Borussia M'Gladbach
>FC Ingolstadt 04 0-1 1.FC Nürnberg

10.08. (YES THIS IS STILL TODAY, NERDS)
15:30
>1. FC Kaiserslautern 2-0 1. FSV Mainz 05
>Wacker Nordhausen 1-4 Erzgebirge Aue
>SC Verl 2-1 FC Augsburg
>Alemannia Aachen 1-4 Bayer 04 Leverkusen
>1. FC Magdeburg 0-1 SC Freiburg
>TuS Dassendorf 0-3 Dynamo Dresden (in Zwickau lol)
>FC 08 Villingen 1-3E Fortuna Düsseldorf
>SV Drochtersen/Assel 0-5 FC Schalke 04
>FC Viktoria 1889 Berlin 0-1 Arminia Bielefeld
18:30
>SSV Ulm 1846 0-2 1. FC Heidenheim
>KSV Braunatal 2-3 VfL Bochum
>Würzburger Kickers - TSG Hoffenheim
20:45
>Atlas Delmenhorst - Werder Bremen

11.08.
15:30
>Waldhof Mannheim - Eintracht Frankfurt
>VfB Lübeck - FC St. Pauli
>VfL Osnabrück - RB Leipzig
>1. FC Saarbrücken - Jahn Regensburg
>FSV Salmrohr - Holstein Kiel
>FC Oberneuland - SV Darmstadt 98
>Germania Halberstadt - 1. FC Union Berlin
>VfB Eichstätt - Hertha BSC
>SV Rödinghausen - SC Paderborn 07
18:30
>MSV Duisburg - SpVgg Greuther Fürth
>Chemnitzer FC - Hamburger SV
>SV Wehen Wiesbaden - 1. FC Köln

12.08.
18:30
>Hansa Rostock - VfB Stuttgart
>Karlsruher SC - Hannover 96
>Hallescher FC - VfL Wolfsburg
20:45
>Energie Cottbus - FC Bayern München

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erster für AfD
based OP

also i am back from the grocery shopping
also i made that op pic

Why are you so autistic?

>also i made that op pic
based. I'm just recycling old memes because I'm a lazy fuck but also because zoomer memes are cancer.

würzburg? more like chokesburg haha

>samefag

4nd for BIG BLACK GOATS

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samefag

Samefag

she looks like she could be in a special needs class desu desu

i did the first two posts but its not like i tried to hide it, dummy

Pic: me
:Dialogue: me asking (You)

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Yes, as the teacher for Bremenabiturienten.

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no u

based nip

nice shop samefag

Nice run by Gebre Selassie.

Warum nichts??

Y-yes hello

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Alles cool in Kabul.

yes yes

benuldies

>benuldies
more like baseduldies

JT pls, focus your life towards personal success.
Clinging onto your German heritage will yield nothing.

>Clinging onto your German heritage will yield nothing
It gives me personal satisfaction :)

Hoping for a HoBBenheim elimination

hat der grad gegen den pfosten geboxt?

based Max Verstappen!!

Das gibt dir Energie, Pfosten haben magische Kräfte!

based SVW

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shit penalty

scheise

agree

You are now aware that Hugo Almeida is STILL playing professionally.

>werder

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based

>he's only 35
thought that he's at least 38 by now

will dortmund sign eggestein next season?

no he is white you dummy

>Seine Intention den Afrikaner als Feindbild und die damit von rassistischen Vorurteilen gefärbten Personengruppen anzusprechen ohne diese explizit auszusprechen und stattdessen einige tatsächlichen Probleme vorzuschieben kauft ihm hier aber keiner ab.
Was ein absolut wirres geblubber. ersten, woher kennst du seine intentionen, und zweitens, darf man nicht mehr probleme in afrika ansprechen? ist ja direkt rassistsich weil die leute da schwarz sind und würde ja von lutschern wie euch immer als „Intention den Afrikaner als Feindbild und die damit von rassistischen Vorurteilen gefärbten Personengruppen anzusprechen ohne diese explizit auszusprechen“ ausgelegt werden, weil ihr einfach angst vor der echten welt habt. bist ein absoluter waschlappen sondergleichen. wenn du kritik an afrika immer direkt auf die hautfarbe beziehst, ja dann tuts mir leid sportsfreund, aber das macht dich zum rassisten

I want /deutsch/ to fuck off

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Only if Dahoud doesnt get gud.

really rate rashica

>le 23yo U21 future prospect
it's ogre m8

>14 out of 16 times the bigger club won
cancel DFB Pokal

alternatively the american

TUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

TUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

And the french guy.

Yeah, well Eggestein could be the next eternal 23 year old talent aswell. Im crossing my fingers for based Raschl.

Rüde

Take your Perenterol and shut up

He's been the eternal talent for 4 years now, but he's been seriously improving under Kohfeldt. Kohfeldt knows how to develop his talents.

the baguette is alright actually

not sure about the lard though

>just chip the ball over the defence!
Is this how modern football can be solved?

Put me in, coach.

You're the guy who thinks peanutbutter is making you fat, right?
You're just kinda dumb. I imagine you to be some well meaning bumble fuck farmer.

it does make you fat tho

post halftime bremen slags

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wheres Bakery Jatta and what did you do with him??

half time slags

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Jz 4 Heller & StrauB Tutti Frutti

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fuck off

no u

>Ich habe keine Leute, ich habe keine Ahnung, ich habe kein Geld.
what a nice grandpa

T U R B O
E N E R G Y

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>"Wir zeigen Tönnies die Rote Karte!" Das stand auf dem Spruchband vor dem Schalker Block in Drochtersen geschrieben. Die Fans auf den Rängen hielten zudem zahlreiche Rote Karten mit dem Namen des Schalker Aufsichtsratschefs in die Höhe. Eine klare Stellungnahme der Knappen-Anhänger nach den als rassistisch kritisierten Aussagen des Fleischfabrikanten und Milliardärs in einer Rede auf einer Festveranstaltung zum "Tag des Handwerks" in Paderborn.
wow...powerfull...

Na ihr geilen sex lieb haber

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Meint er damit geile Liebhaber von Sex oder Liebhaber von geilem Sex?

>des Fleischfabrikanten und Milliardärs
Uli, is it you?

Stfu Tom. I have Monopoly on posting tennis chicks

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i'm not tom though. i post what i want ur not my real mum

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>jt has no dad
>tom has no mum
pottery

jz 0n heben hahaha

jt is based tho

the horror of Honduras striked again today
3 goals against WAC in the 5:2 win. 7 goals in 4 season games

>Nicht wenige Stürmer nehmen nach einem Triplepack den Ball, mit dem ihnen dieser gelungen ist, nach Hause. So auch Salzburg-Angreifer Erling Haaland
>Mit der mitgebrachten Kugel im Arm stellt sich der 19-jährige Norweger nach der Partie dem "Sky"-Mikrofon und erklärt: "Ich nehme den Ball mit nach Hause und lasse ihn heute Nacht meine Freundin sein."

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This

>"I'm going to FUCK this ball."
Nice.

>Ich nehme den Ball mit nach Hause und lasse ihn heute Nacht meine Freundin sein.
das sick mane

How does that work anyway? Do clubs make excpetions for this if you score a triplepack or a nice goal? Do you have to pay for the ball?

I think you just take it and everyone is fine with it

But that's fucking ANARCHY

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Based boomer doing it again.

Bayern and Ivan Perišić have reached an agreement over a transfer. Perišić only needs to clarify the last details with Inter. One year loan for €5m with option to buy for €20m. Contract will be signed next week [Bild, @itstheicebird]

based boomer

based

How can one boomer be so based?

fucking based

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destroyes my phone today. thrid one this year...

How do you do that? My cheap 80€ China phone still goes strong after a year now.

so what? worthless piece of chink shit anyway

I have Huawei Mate 9
Thank you based Chinks

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>8ch got nuked
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Why are you happy about that?

I wonder where the pol-infection will go? 4ch pol is bad enough.

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Why wouldn't you be? That place is a shithole beyond shitholes, and the people going there even act smug about it.

I guess the only negative is that some faggots from there will come back here and cause some shitposting, but eh, can't have it all.

>That place is a shithole beyond shitholes
I doubt it's any worse than Yea Forums.

because they belong to the cancer that is killing the user hive. their rule-faggotry is ten times worse than Yea Forums's here. many main boards even auto ban you for """"wrong""" punctuation. yes, really. disgraceful and thats why i love them getting fucked. may they never come back.

>14 out of 16 times the bigger club won
Lautern is a bigger Club than Mainz.

Ich würde ihre Lisa mayern wenn ihr meine Abweichung fangt ;p

throw it with depression and desperation fuled rage across the room against something solid.

If you get that mad that you throw a phone after already trashing two others in the course of 8 months, you might need therapy, man.

I destroyed 4 computer mouses within 4 months and now I'm on the right pills and my current mouse lives a happy life too

the /bundes/ poster, denmark and gentlemen

yes. its also a very stupid and childish thing to do.

got a lot of therapy, but Im tired of it, doesnt work somehow. Also therapists are mostly idiots.

took 375mg pregabalin, lets see what that does

kek

is Ivan an actual Granate though? I don't remember if he's good or not

those pills might have long term effects though

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i once looked like that too. turns out a good body cant compensate a bugman face ;_;

I know, I wouldnt even call that a good body. A buff body, but I dont know if thats what most girls are into. It really looks strange on him, with that face.

Would try to stay leaner, toned, but not too big to not risk running into the "buff weiro" look. A friend of mine is also in that zone, doesnt work well for him either.

no, not a granate. merely a backup

I bet they REALLY regret letting James go now...

Deutsche Bär?

my future self has to care about those problems, not me

yeah thats what im going for too. ottermode. but the problem remains..a bad face cant be fixed lel

Never got why Kovac played Muellel and Goretzka over him

I MISS JAMES DE RODRIGUEZ

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AT LEAST HE STILL HAS THE BAYERN MUNCHEN BADGE IN MY FIFA TEAM

sorry to hear that fren. I dont know what your problem is, but hair styling might help a bit.

I pitty people with eak chins, that really sucks. But there has to be something you can do about it?

>be mainz ultras
>utterly seething because your team is losing 2-0 to a fucking dritte liga shite and try to throw your pyro on the pitch
>end up setting your own flag on fire

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wew

kek

Uli wishes he'd be as successful and rich as based big dick Tönnies

wanting to watch the deer hunter now, never seen it. Will it hold up or will it bore me half way through?

Just mad that something vaguely interesting happened to Mainz this season.

anybody got the Stuttgart murder video lads?

It's on Twitter. I unfortunately saw it when searching for Stuttgart on Twitter after retard posted in bundes that the entire team would be forced to wear the goalkeeper uniforms for a match and the video played automatically. Wir schafen das!

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can you get me a link?

>2018, Sahin to Werder
>2019, Toprak to Werder
>2020, ???
Does Dortmund have any more 30 year old turks?

mahmoud

>stuttgart murder
mmhmm?

Literally type Stuttgart into the Twitter search bar

oh THAT one. but thats old. didnt know it was in stuttgart

>Bei der Tatwaffe handelt es sich um ein Samuraischwert.
most honourable death

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It was just last week.

FRICK HOMOS

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you wish ;)

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post more Satanias so I can add it to my collection

>next generation:
>doesn't exist as no-one procreates

a much sought improvement

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i.sleep

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I'm in bed

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sleep tight

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>dominate culturally
Not really. I mean american pop culture has a somewhat big influence on pretty much every western nation, although it seems that this inluence is getting less too.

>dominate economically
kinda disagree here too. Of course in a worldwide connected economy a country like the USA is always a factor, but the German and EU economy is far from being dominated by them

I'm watching the documentary about the 2014 WC. Götze was a bit chubby there.

Also, it's weird how good looking Joachim is with wet hair when he usually looks like a retard with his long hair.

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Dude you're country is literally in the process of being multicultural af ala the US, and part of it was driven by the US going back to directing the acceptance of Turks

However, yeah that poster I linked to is a retard and talks mostly nonsense.

At least we can agree on that we hate americans.

Give me one good reason why I shouldn't support Waldhof Mannheim for the rest of my life